off-topic

[robust halo]

Epic embed fail

[wheat pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[idle crow]

...

I'm still new?

its been like 2 weeks

[severe rapids]

forever young

[idle crow]

I'll take that...

[tulip hawk]

Hey! How's it going?

[green zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-senator-armstrong-gif-25071386

[tulip hawk]

Yo gamers!

[hexed gull]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-gaming-metal-gear-rising-senator-armstrong-gif-24315306

[green zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-surprised-metal-geaar-rising-revengeance-gif-17637551

[fallow plaza]

Me preparing to fight the minorities in my computer

[hexed gull]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-box-ddog-stealth-gif-18131691

[celest geyser]

Are you Nade's alter ego

[stable juniper]

dqng they did some grinding

[fallow plaza]

Metal gear

[hexed gull]

metal gear fluid

[forest remnant]

ever harrased a minority raiden?

[ashen whale]

https://youtu.be/4ZxzBcxB7Zc

New video from everyone’s favorite neoliberal YouTuber

His longest one by far

[hexed gull]

the mother of all minorities

[forest remnant]

cant fret over every insult

[hexed gull]

i have a dream. that one day every person in this nation will harass their own minority.

[forest remnant]

wtf is a neoliberal

[tulip python]

Apple

[lavish path]

he did a video on my country a while ago

love this dude

[glacial wadi]

Good evening chat

[lavish path]

stop

[glacial wadi]

Who knows, it could taste good!

Not sure if you're supposed to put it as dessert or actual mayonnaise

[ashen whale]

Bangladesh?

[lavish path]

yes!

[lavish path]

it's real? 💀

it definitely looks sweet

[glacial wadi]

Of course it's real

[lavish path]

could use it on donuts

[glacial wadi]

But idk if it would taste better than the Mayoreo

[glacial wadi]

Also it still has mayonnaise in it yknow

[lavish path]

bro did you perhaps commit a small amount of tomfoolery on me

u can see the fake watermark

[hoary nacelle]

wtf...

[ashen whale]

That was a great video

[glacial wadi]

[opal thicket]

It’s been 10 months

[glacial wadi]

Well I did bring it up

[lavish path]

a great summary too, coming from a westerner

[ashen whale]

Yeah I love BritMonkey

[lavish path]

did you watch the free will one

best one imo

such an interesting topic

[ashen whale]

Yeah I watched all of his videos, that was a pretty good one

[past pelican]

liberals vs neo-liberals

[opal thicket]

So they have a lot of attack power but no defense?

[potent burrow]

Political statistics

[forest remnant]

liberal-neos

[past pelican]

☝️ these liberals have LOTS of defense

[forest remnant]

neo is known for its high defense

[urban roost]

Beat me to it, you son of a [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

[opal thicket]

Oh yeah? Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don’t know!

[forest remnant]

😱

[opal thicket]

Put two [ I dare you

[eternal sleet]

lmao

[vestal ledge]

our u all right

[fallow plaza]

Ruk

Annie are you okay

[past pelican]

no basil plz dont die

https://twitter.com/omori_random/status/1520749242876260352?t=4Dgm4ikEDUT3_zGHJrHu1Q&s=09

OMORI RANDOM bot (@omori_random)

Something just hugged you! Wow, it's so sweet!

Twitter · May 1, 2022, 12:57 PM

[half salmon]

Today I found my first true hidden path message in elden ring.

👏👏

[urban roost]

POV: you haven’t played Omori

[half salmon]

Makes sense

[lavish path]

which area?

to get a reasonable estimate of when they actually start being real

[half salmon]

||Raya lucarcia||

[lavish path]

oh dang

that's far

[half salmon]

Should I sw that

I’m just gonna

[lavish path]

it's just a name but if u wanna

[gusty pumice]

I haven't gotten as far as I would have liked in Elden Ring, but I have IRL stuff to do.

[urban roost]

Like, complaining about how Elden Ring doesn’t run on your PC

[gritty pine]

mfw my Playdate is still on Departed Processing Center.

smh

[gritty pine]

I practically haven't touched it since release.

[celest geyser]

smh nade I thought you were a real gamer

[gritty pine]

I literally haven't played anything in months other than Leaf Green on my Pocket while commuting.

[celest geyser]

too busy eating nades?

[gritty pine]

That's how burnt out I am with the commute times I have.

[celest geyser]

mmm that sucks

do you like the work at least

[gritty pine]

And part of the reason why I wanna move out once I'm done with my probation period.

The job is okay, I just hate having to commute 2 hours and 30 minutes every day, and that's only when there are no issues.

[celest geyser]

jeeeeeez

that's a lot of time in a vehicle

[gritty pine]

I don't drive just so you know.

[celest geyser]

still vehicles

[gritty pine]

I take public transportation, driving is unacceptable imo.

[celest geyser]

Because of environmental reasons?

[gritty pine]

No, I just hate driving.

[celest geyser]

oh lol

[gritty pine]

And it would take even longer because people can't drive for shit.

[celest geyser]

that's fair

[past pelican]

Binding of omori - Cellar level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zDJ0k1GVYo

[patent iris]

Do your best in May Everyone. Be safe and well

[celest geyser]

Love May

Birthday month

[robust halo]

May you succeed in life

[celest geyser]

no u

[robust halo]

no u

[shadow fjord]

can someone recommend some good free steam games?

[thin scroll]

hey would you guys mind filling out a survey for a school project? https://forms.gle/QGNKY6NyioAaRbAf9

[shadow fjord]

seems a bit sus

[opal thicket]

I’ve heard good things about Chaos, Darwin project is fun with a lot of friends, so is Crab Game and Muck, uhhhh

[shadow fjord]

crab game had terrible controls and a ton of hit lag

[coarse fox]

hades

PLAY HADES

and dead cells

both are good

[opal thicket]

That’s not free

[coarse fox]

oh i didn’t see the free part

[opal thicket]

Yeah that’s why it’s fun

[coarse fox]

still PLAY HADES

[shadow fjord]

this happened to steam

[opal thicket]

normal

[modest moat]

bro i love hades too but chill out

[coarse fox]

unsteams your steam

[opal thicket]

play STEAMWORLD DIG 2 RIGHT NOW

[modest moat]

uhh i love steamworld dig 2 too

[opal thicket]

proof?

[shadow fjord]

darwin project is really fun

[opal thicket]

true…

[opal thicket]

shame nobody plays it anymore

[modest moat]

do you want me to kiss the game

[opal thicket]

no I want you to show me your 100% steam achievements

actually that’d be really painful to do

you gotta get 100%, speedrun, and a bunch of other stuff in the same run

[modest moat]

actually i lost my steam account like 3 months ago

[opal thicket]

[modest moat]

but i can pinpoint story moments

and i played it like last summer

so i cant remember all of the things

[shadow fjord]

but remember to use spoiler tags

[modest moat]

i dont know how to use them so i wont talk about the game

[opal thicket]

||like this||

[shadow fjord]

|| on each side of the messege

[modest moat]

ok thanks

[earnest prairie]

someone pls help with math

[potent burrow]

no

[earnest prairie]

the misery

[potent burrow]

cry

[earnest prairie]

meanie 😢

[patent iris]

I can help with your accounting but not your algebra

[hardy badge]

Just throwing out a question I’m curious about. Can you imagine a written letter in your head and the words actually make sense without singling each word out?

[potent burrow]

what do you mean by this

[earnest prairie]

oh hey firelord I haven't seen you in a while

[lavish path]

how did you go from letter to entire words\

[iron oasis]

help there is a child in my oven

what do i do

[potent burrow]

Turn it on

Turn the oven on

Do it

Burn the child

[urban roost]

Feed the father?

[iron oasis]

sure thing friend

not sure why i hear screaming though

[glacial wadi]

Must be the wind

Good evening chat

And Eid Mubarak

[stiff parcel]

you WHAT?

[earnest prairie]

Eid mubarak low

[hoary nacelle]

I HAVR AN HOUR TO FINISH MY FINAL ASSIGNMENT WTF

[stiff parcel]

lilja wtf

hurry!

[earnest prairie]

no time to spend on here

[glacial wadi]

Thanks orange

I still call you that

"برتقالة"

[iron oasis]

i think its fine

[stiff parcel]

no no no

what screaming?

[glacial wadi]

The wind

[iron oasis]

well there was a child in my oven

[stiff parcel]

bro i didn't read up it just got worse

[iron oasis]

and then i asked for help

[stiff parcel]

[iron oasis]

and someone said to turn it on

[glacial wadi]

Just give him a band aid and a pat on the back

[iron oasis]

and thats when i heard the screaming

[glacial wadi]

Everything should be fine after

[iron oasis]

not sure why though

[glacial wadi]

Did it stop

[stiff parcel]

maybe you made a crispy child

i saw that

[iron oasis]

no still screaming

but still not sure what is screaming

[crimson blaze]

yummy

[potent burrow]

must've been the wind

[iron oasis]

probs

[earnest prairie]

you remember that nickname from ages ago therefore you are a cool person

[glacial wadi]

You were also many other different fruits

أناناس
عنب (I think)

[ashen whale]

i am back from my walk

[opal thicket]

bro walked more than I walk in a month

[grizzled parcel]

Halloween ends is gonna be dope

Apparently the ending is gonna fuck a lot of people up

I don’t want Michael to win

[earnest prairie]

yep, these are only three

[ashen whale]

wow

[iron oasis]

kill me

[hoary nacelle]

win

[celest geyser]

epic W

[safe shoal]

my heart can't take what's happening in amphibia

[glacial wadi]

I saw 2 users say "kill me" in the span of 1 minute

[glacial wadi]

Lmao its smaller than I expected

[hoary nacelle]

why s it so small

[glacial wadi]

Idk I downloaded it from tenor

https://youtu.be/4vxtUlnIzOQ

[celest geyser]

That's what sh-

[glacial wadi]

I knew someone would make that joke

[celest geyser]

wait I have a better one

[celest geyser]

Just like you

[glacial wadi]

I'm not THAT short!

[celest geyser]

alright low

[glacial wadi]

May 5th 2 AM

[celest geyser]

add 2 characters and you get my actual birthday

[spring ermine]

[carmine patio]

how do you use tts in vc? i saw someone using tts so now i want to

[spring ermine]

They should make an English version of no eyes lullaby

[potent burrow]

theme of me when i kill

[glacial wadi]

Gum Gun awakens

[potent burrow]

More like

Gum Gun sleeps

Goodnight

[median marlin]

just completed the most culturally significant game of the century

[celest geyser]

garfield kart

subway surfers

call of duty black ops 4

[median marlin]

Bugsnax

[celest geyser]

fair

[untold solstice]

Garfield

[celest geyser]

a tale of two kitties

wait there's a third one

I missed the one on top of the box

aaaand I missed three more

doin great today

your cats and your house have very similar colors

[opal thicket]

dang that’s a lot of cats

[tall canopy]

this pic has all 6

[celest geyser]

I realize that now

[celest geyser]

howtobasic seriously has the most recognizable style on youtube

I don't know how it got to this point

If you look at their oldest videos, they're actual tutorials on how to do basic things

[untold solstice]

Yeah

[silent moss]

That channel stopped being funny like a few years ago

[opal thicket]

which channel

oh that one

[celest geyser]

#hk-meme

[opal thicket]

real

[runic sky]

឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵

឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵

឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵

Bro

Why aren’t

឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵

឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵

dude I’m glitched

[silent moss]

Nah that's easy to do

[tall canopy]

@elder bloom ?psa

?psa

[civic glacier]

Reminder: Please avoid any discussion of Hollow Knight and Silksong in #off-topic (and delete your potential spoilers). Discuss details in #hk-general, #hk-discussion or #sk-discussion; and for help in Hollow Knight ask in #hk-help!

[elder bloom]

what does psa mean i also just got discord

idk what im doing

hello?

[tall canopy]

public service anouncement

just a reminder we have channels for the game talk

[elder bloom]

where

[tall canopy]

they are listed on the psa

tap the blue things

[elder bloom]

ok thx

[forest remnant]

@tall canopy psa moment

[silent moss]

Pee ess ay

[forest remnant]

pee essay

[silent moss]

Peesay

[forest remnant]

its due next week, 200 pages

its 90% of your grade

[silent moss]

Fuck

Shit bro that might take a while

[tall canopy]

[silent moss]

Aw

F stands for fantastic doe

So I win technically

Hah

[forest remnant]

its graded from A-Z

Z being the best

better luck next time

[silent moss]

A stands for awesome

I still win

[forest remnant]

you got an F

thats like

[fierce cedar]

Fantastic

[forest remnant]

6/26

so ah

you flunked the class

[silent moss]

Numbers are temporary
Words are eternal

[forest remnant]

you actually got F for flunked

so gg

(git gud)

[silent moss]

Fuck

[forest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[dreamy badge]

The capybara is the world's largest rodent. Capybaras are closely related to guinea pigs and to chinchillas. When they are full-grown, they weigh about 55 kg, or 100 pounds. The capybara's stocky body is about a meter, or 3 feet, long, and its shoulder is about 60 centimeters, or about two feet, high off the ground.

[forest remnant]

thats cap(ybara)

[celest geyser]

nice

[green zodiac]

He pulled up

[severe storm]

if yk yk

[dusk sundial]

help

[forest remnant]

fish n chips?

and if so, whats with all the powdered sugar

[maiden cypress]

my guy

thats

that's salt

that is a shitload of salt

wait no

I'm stupid

ignore me

[dusk sundial]

its cocai

[maiden cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/cocainer-gif-21483639

[blissful heron]

No cat! Don't do that

[dusk sundial]

its catnip

[forest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[dusk sundial]

legal

[forest remnant]

dont do coke cat

eat lemons

[opal thicket]

COCAINER

[tall canopy]

[forest remnant]

oh mb, its powdered water

clearly

[tall canopy]

fried chicken and sweet tater fries

[dusk sundial]

🧐

[tall canopy]

powdered sugar goes good on them

[forest remnant]

hot take incoming

tater tots > fries

[tall canopy]

depends on the fry and the tot, and how u cookem

tatertots with chiken bleh

[forest remnant]

well the most important part is the crunchyness

and tater tots tend to be far better for that

steak fries suck

they're literally just bland potato wedges

[tall canopy]

thin fries >

thin > curly > crinkle cut > slices > wedges with skin > wedges

[forest remnant]

ehhhhhhh. slices > crinkle cut IMO

crinkle cut get barely any crunch most of the time

[dusk sundial]

a whole fucking fried potato >

😎

[forest remnant]

@tall canopy opinion on potato skins?

[tall canopy]

good if u do em right

i do not do them right

[forest remnant]

fair

[tall canopy]

thats gon be a brick

[forest remnant]

exactly, why do you think they're making it

gotta build up a blunt weapon supply some how

[unkempt geyser]

Google doesn't know how to spell

[last sluice]

Entertaint

[celest geyser]

Charles Entertainment Cheese

[tall canopy]

Dr Wondertainment

[wraith shadow]

Wait I posted that pic already

[dusk sundial]

yes

[next crater]

who's joe

i need to know

so many people are saying things that they have done but they wont tell me who they are

[plucky gyro]

wtf am i seeing

but it looks amazing

[grizzled parcel]

No.

[forest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-obliterate-yourself-now-risk-of-rain-ltg-gif-24997259

[grizzled parcel]

Fries > tator tots

it's not even close.

[forest remnant]

im sorry

but i believe you've come down with a terminal case of wrong

[silent moss]

TATOR TOT SUPREMACY

I mean fries are amazing too

BUT TOTS

[forest remnant]

youre grade on the pee essay just got bumped up

[silent moss]

yey

[grizzled parcel]

friendly fire

[forest remnant]

im sorry sir

[grizzled parcel]

tator tots just aren't that good

[forest remnant]

i must have short term memory loss

because i dont remember fucking asking

[grizzled parcel]

you did by replying to me

[vestal ledge]

I’ve literally never had tater tots

[forest remnant]

my condolences

[grizzled parcel]

good

keep it that way.

[forest remnant]

i am going to leave now

[vestal ledge]

I would rather have fries anyway

[forest remnant]

before mythical's terminal case of wrong spreads

[grizzled parcel]

you are officially holy

[grizzled parcel]

fries are better

[mossy elm]

Shaw on deez nuts

[blissful heron]

Why'd you try to ping everyone?

[mossy elm]

To get van

Ban*

[blissful heron]

If you want to be banned, why didn't you just ask?

[mossy elm]

Fair

<@&283468468592836608> ban me

[blissful heron]

[celest geyser]

Well that's one way

[stiff parcel]

[celest geyser]

You could have just pinged simo but

[forest remnant]

@blissful heron no ban pls

[river gyro]

Why not me ):

[forest remnant]

because simo is more active in this chat

[celest geyser]

Benji is dead

[forest remnant]

you never talk

[river gyro]

So true

[forest remnant]

benji?

more like

bendead

[celest geyser]

29

[forest remnant]

laughtrack plays

[river gyro]

Gottem

[celest geyser]

30

[frank lava]

I have fewer messages

[spring ermine]

Does anyone play castle crashers? 😿

[frank lava]

Probably back in 2015

[frank lava]

Inaccurate

You didn’t focus on the 2022 total section

[celest geyser]

[frank lava]

There we go

5 messages

[river gyro]

Sheesh windead..

[celest geyser]

windead works better than bendead

[silent moss]

Deadchy

[celest geyser]

Are you still working on cerulean benji?

[river gyro]

Also just for the sake of saying it my friggen msg count vs simon is very high

Cerulean has taken a back seat

Been helping Graig on Roc's Odyssey

[celest geyser]

Oh epic!

That game looks awesome

Did you have a part in the gun bridge

[river gyro]

I made the trailer (:

Gunbridge unfortunately not

[celest geyser]

You must've been super active in 2017-2019

[river gyro]

That I was

Very much burnt out

[celest geyser]

Well at least you still can scare people with your yellow name

Unless simo demotes you

[river gyro]

I'll literally ban his MAC address from our internet

[celest geyser]

The server will be adminless

[frank lava]

POWER VACUUM

[forest remnant]

it grows larger

[frank lava]

MY DAY WILL COME

[forest remnant]

no

[frank lava]

https://youtu.be/_iefpSDLEug

[celest geyser]

Out of all the mods that could lead us, you are certainly one of them

[forest remnant]

on the day of no admins, @maiden cypress will ascend

[river gyro]

I dont think I'll crack 50 msgs today

[forest remnant]

no longer modvidence

they will be advidence

[river gyro]

Shark has my blessing

[forest remnant]

why are you STILL not orange?

[frank lava]

It will be a tyrannical rule

[forest remnant]

i will burn this server to the ground

[celest geyser]

All ingame character sprites are replaced with a single png of a shark

[frank lava]

I will set us back to the stone age

[ornate nest]

Black Flag is my new favorite assassin's creed game due to the fact that I was able to learn 7 shanties for my crew in the span of 16 minutes

[maiden cypress]

I was pulled away from my mental constructs and fortifying my plans for world domination over a meme ping?

[forest remnant]

ill send us back to when we didnt have the mitocondria, the powerhouse of the cell

[celest geyser]

who said it's a meme ping

[forest remnant]

how else are we meant to delay your inevitable rise to power

[maiden cypress]

By keeping me busy with things outside of this server

[forest remnant]

ahhh

wanna go play terraria

[maiden cypress]

My brother in christ I would've thought you'd have known my sleep schedule by now

[forest remnant]

i do

[maiden cypress]

It is 10:16 on a Sunday night

[forest remnant]

you're supposed to have been in bed 45 minutes ago

[celest geyser]

Really we're all just delaying the inevitable rise of Dyno

[maiden cypress]

Shit you're right

[fallow plaza]

What is happening

[maiden cypress]

Now I will retire to my impenetrable shielding of slumber

[fallow plaza]

Why are so many mods online

[forest remnant]

good night

[fallow plaza]

Is this the reckoning

[forest remnant]

the end times are near

[frank lava]

Power vacuum talk

[maiden cypress]

Greatest night to those I hold dear, and may the darkest pits of hell open wide for those I don't.

[wise spire]

let's goooooo

[fallow plaza]

Also gn probidence

[forest remnant]

i think i would be a great mod

i would be great at absuing my power

like all good discord mods do

[fallow plaza]

I had fun visiting you in florida

[fallow plaza]

Ill see you in new mexico or wherever the heck you live, unsatiable

[forest remnant]

i live in your walls

[frank lava]

With my tyrant rule im banning old and new members

[stiff parcel]

holy shit #off-topic is alive

[forest remnant]

no

we're not

cant you see

[maiden cypress]

Can I stay

[celest geyser]

If Window rose to power would there be a chain of command or would they have absolute authority

[fallow plaza]

I no longer live in my house

[frank lava]

Only league of legends players

[forest remnant]

all we have are ghosts and skeletons

[forest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/ied-better-call-saul-bomb-your-honor-gif-24668812

[maiden cypress]

I've played league of legends before

[forest remnant]

me to the judge after you said that

[fallow plaza]

Cringe

[celest crystal]

I e played league before

[fallow plaza]

Play a good game instead

[celest geyser]

I have like 20 hours on it from early 2020

[celest crystal]

I was that fun y little boy scout guy

[fallow plaza]

Like balan wonderworld

[maiden cypress]

I didn't say I enjoyed it

[stiff parcel]

TRUE

[frank lava]

Clones

[forest remnant]

quick, while everyone is distracted

[frank lava]

Cool dude though

[fallow plaza]

Balan wonderworld sold balan wonderillion copies, #WONDERWORLDSWEEP i love balan wonderworld

[gusty pumice]

It was like one of those make-a-wish things where we gave an orange role to people we felt bad for.

[forest remnant]

it was almost as great as morbius

the single most movie movie to ever movie in a movieing movie

[celest crystal]

/gm

[ornate nest]

The Holy Trinity

[celest crystal]

sorry my cat sent that

[fallow plaza]

Morbius is the movie ever

What state do you live in unsatiable

[ornate nest]

Of all the movies I've seen, Mornius one of the ones I watched

[maiden cypress]

Here's Here's accurate description of my experience with lol

I dated a league player once, she tried to get me into the game as well so I agreed. Her and her friend were the most aggressive players I've ever met and it was the worst hour of my life, I was literally fighting back tears from the mental exhaustion and strain they both put on me, and when I didn't do good enough they both would start insulting me. The insults started out as normal insults of performance but my gf soon started insulting my physical features, which hit way harder. I left the game and call, blocked her on every platform, and told her to fuck off.

[fallow plaza]

Like delaware or something

[celest geyser]

denial

[maiden cypress]

That's a river

Not a state

[forest remnant]

oof

[celest geyser]

y'can

[ornate nest]

That sounds horrible

[maiden cypress]

It definitely was

December 2021 was a wild month

[celest geyser]

And yet you're still here, how curious

[maiden cypress]

If I elaborate any further I risk being banned

[frank lava]

aye don’t worry providence, under my rule no player will be cut down by their skills

[fallow plaza]

Yeh can ee

Myninternet is dying because i am currently in a airbnb with bad internet

Ehai is happening

Oh finally my messages sent

[celest crystal]

lmao

[celest geyser]

it's gonna take a long time to curb #hk-discussion

[celest crystal]

what is that robot in your pfp from

[maiden cypress]

Sloth's pfp is v1 from ultrakill

[fallow plaza]

Yeh can ee

Yes

[celest crystal]

thats what I thought

[frank lava]

Like I said banning new and old users

[maiden cypress]

Mine is Providence risk of rain

[celest crystal]

I was once in the top 10 of and individual level speedrun leader board for that game

[forest remnant]

possibility of perciptation ??!???!???

[celest geyser]

Mine is a moon jellyfish :)

[maiden cypress]

Fuck off :D

I did pretty good for my first time

[frank lava]

[fallow plaza]

And then it came out

[forest remnant]

git gud mf

skill issue

[gusty pumice]

Under my rule league of legends will be outlawed

[forest remnant]

go grab a tissue

[forest remnant]

PRAISE BE

[frank lava]

Why does nobody want a league of legends vision

[forest remnant]

TTLIZARD FOR OUR GLORIUS LEADER

[fallow plaza]

True

[fallow plaza]

Because lol sucks

[forest remnant]

DOWN WITH SIMO

LONG LIVE TT

[fallow plaza]

Its name is literally lol thats how bad it is

[maiden cypress]

You try playing league of legends while a femboy and a girl scream at you for every move you do wrong

And you'd do a lot of things wrong

[forest remnant]

no i wouldnt

[fallow plaza]

You try playing overwatch while your friend is too competitive

[forest remnant]

because i wouldnt be playing league

😎

[zealous girder]

among

[fallow plaza]

I have a very competitive friend no matter ehat he is playing but iverwatch is the worst because we have to teamwork

[forest remnant]

i would be playing pathfinder: wrath of the righteous

[celest geyser]

what's that one image of the script who bans league players

[forest remnant]

because i still havent beaten that damn game

and i wanna do a cleric cha -> AC stacking run at some point

[fallow plaza]

Ill be playing nothing because im on vqcation and i cant play anything and im so bored please do something with me

[frank lava]

That’s why I play competitive Minecraft

[forest remnant]

probably angle into legend

[celest crystal]

I am now place 17 :(

[frank lava]

BEFORE the pvp update

[forest remnant]

idk, what do you do thats not playing games online?

[fallow plaza]

Absolutely nothing

[forest remnant]

go play minecrap or smth

[fallow plaza]

When im not online i dissapear into the void

[forest remnant]

i mean yeah duh

[fallow plaza]

Only to reappear once im back online

[forest remnant]

thats how everything works

[frank lava]

I say read a book

Or do a puzzle

[celest crystal]

I cannot read

[fallow plaza]

Nah imma go to bed soon

[forest remnant]

as soon as i stop looking at discord

[maiden cypress]

I still have the words "STAY WITH ME YOU BRAINDED AUTISTIC BABYFACED MUPPET! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THIS FAR IN LIFE WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING FOLLOW BASIC FUCKING COMMANDS?!?" Burned into my mind

[forest remnant]

all of you disappear

[forest remnant]

read SCPs

read autopopodopolis

[fallow plaza]

Prov shut up and stop talking about real life problems

[frank lava]

Providence I won’t lie

[fallow plaza]

Were busy joking around

[frank lava]

Gotta dial it back

[forest remnant]

i mean yeah it sucks

[fallow plaza]

Also dang that sounds horrible

[maiden cypress]

Understood

[celest crystal]

Wasser 👍

[forest remnant]

still not the worst thing ive seen someone get called

i use my free time when im not on discord or playing smth to insult myself most of the time

thats why im on here so often

[celest crystal]

Providence you should tell us about how you tricked your brother into teleporting to the moon where you trapped him

[fallow plaza]

I use my free time to do stuff with my family or listen to music or stuff

[celest crystal]

me

[frank lava]

God I missed deleting random memes

[forest remnant]

its moonson, of the sussy imposters

dont question him

hes crazy

[frank lava]

that being said, don’t post random memes

[forest remnant]

do you know who he is?

[celest crystal]

delete that one

[maiden cypress]

He kinda sorta tricked himself when he went through first

[forest remnant]

HES THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

WITH THE LEMONS

[fallow plaza]

Stop actually enforcing rules window!!!!

[forest remnant]

1984

[fallow plaza]

This is against the law!!!!

[celest crystal]

literally 1969

[forest remnant]

literally 42069

[fallow plaza]

I havent read the book but this is what i think 1984 is like

[celest crystal]

guess we're doing this the old fashioned way and just telling jokes

[fallow plaza]

I wont be bored for a while i dont think

[celest crystal]

also I wanna bring up how terrible comedy was. like the majority of stand up comedy is absolute garbage

[fallow plaza]

Ill be doing stuff with my cousins

[celest crystal]

delete that too

it'll be funny

[fallow plaza]

TLDR; traumatic

[maiden cypress]

This is the 4th random image posted by this complete bozo

[fallow plaza]

Therefore shouldnt take it so lightly

[maiden cypress]

Absolute goofball

Literal tomfoolerizer

[celest crystal]

👶

[zealous girder]

@maiden cypress this you?

[fallow plaza]

Nerdiest nerd of all nerds

[maiden cypress]

Nope

Actually k

[zealous girder]

i hope someone got that joke

[fallow plaza]

Thats providence, the profaned goddess

[maiden cypress]

You're 1/3 of the way correct

[forest remnant]

providence is all 3 providences rolled into 1

[maiden cypress]

My name is from providence calamity mod

[forest remnant]

they are a brimstone god

an act of the christian god

[maiden cypress]

My pfp is providence ror

[zealous girder]

ah yeah, the Prov in this chat is not a god or an ess

[forest remnant]

and a warrior weilding a mighty crystal blade

with the power to kill void creatures

[fallow plaza]

he had worms

Until you killed them

[forest remnant]

wait no

[maiden cypress]

My personality is the combined personality of every citizen of providence Rhode Island

[celest crystal]

true

[forest remnant]

providence is a holy fire god right?

brimstone is cal's thing

[fallow plaza]

Unholy

[maiden cypress]

No

[fallow plaza]

Thats why its profane

[celest crystal]

called them his hands

[forest remnant]

rhode island is not a real place

its like wyoming

or florida

it doesnt exist

[maiden cypress]

The profaned goddess is both holy and unholy, a catastrophic mix of the two

[zealous girder]

ye

providence is profaned flame

[fallow plaza]

I was just to florida and i can confirm it doesnt exist

[zealous girder]

brimstone is scal

[forest remnant]

im sorry to say prov, its 2:1

[maiden cypress]

I like wurms

[forest remnant]

we can now confirm that you in fact

do not exist

[zealous girder]

providence just for some reason buffs up brimstone

[forest remnant]

i like wyrms

[fallow plaza]

Me when im in a random image posting contest and my opponent is monsoon

[forest remnant]

wyrm

[frank lava]

welp

[maiden cypress]

Soon she won't do that

[forest remnant]

ban window?

[celest crystal]

NO I MAIN WIDOW

[maiden cypress]

Ravager will turn into a post provi boss

[fallow plaza]

Yes ban him now

[fallow plaza]

Why

Point and click adventure

[maiden cypress]

And he'll get the bloodstone stuff

[forest remnant]

:despair:

[robust halo]

? psa

[celest crystal]

headshot

[forest remnant]

hey unique

hows it going

[maiden cypress]

Grounded boss becomes required for completion

[fallow plaza]

One shot one kill my foot

[maiden cypress]

Actually ravager will be reworked

[forest remnant]

this is the greatest tragedy of our time

[maiden cypress]

Like

Completely

[celest crystal]

one shot, one kill. unless it's like any tank at all

[robust halo]

Going well having breakfast at the moment

[maiden cypress]

Hey unique

[forest remnant]

european 😱

[fallow plaza]

Is it jsut me or is overwatch 2 literally just an update to overwatch turned into a seperate game for marketing reasons

Hi uniwue

Wuie

Uinique

[forest remnant]

what are you having?

[fallow plaza]

Sorry incant tyep well on mobile

[frank lava]

unique when will you be free from the depths of COLLEGE

[celest crystal]

ok so overwatch 2 is actually the pve stuff and the pvp is literally the same game with the changes coming to 2

[robust halo]

Hello

[maiden cypress]

[fallow plaza]

True

No pve yet tho

[forest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/me-looking-for-funny-looking-for-the-funny-wheres-the-funny-where-funny-funny-gif-19542839

[fallow plaza]

And lemme just say some of the changes to pvp kinda just suck

[celest crystal]

so yes overwatch 2 pvp is literally just overwatch 1 with major balance changes

[robust halo]

a South Indian delicacy called idli, bread/jam, and a banana

[forest remnant]

neat

ive not heard of that

[fallow plaza]

You arent south indian are you

[forest remnant]

is it good?

[robust halo]

Two more years at least

[frank lava]

ew

[robust halo]

Nah

[forest remnant]

no, hes unique

cant you read?

[robust halo]

North Indian

[fallow plaza]

Very unique

[celest crystal]

I really have been enjoying overwatch 2 pvp

[fallow plaza]

Howd you like alone infection besides the yelling

[forest remnant]

indian politics 👀

they're pretty spicy from what ive seen

[robust halo]

Politics

[celest crystal]

5v5 is so much more manageable and feels less random.

[fallow plaza]

Personally i really like the chorus and the ending

[robust halo]

I stay well away

[forest remnant]

thats good

what are you majoring in?

[fallow plaza]

Major in your mom

Gottem

[celest crystal]

that's it

[robust halo]

Alone Infection was fine but I need to get used to the yelling

[celest crystal]

I'm about to say something on topic

[stiff parcel]

[forest remnant]

i dont think i ever asked

[stiff parcel]

do tell

[fallow plaza]

Yeah it seems random at first but it fits the character well

[forest remnant]

what genres of music are you into?

[celest crystal]

I'm into your mom

[fallow plaza]

Ive listened to it so many times i know every word that is comprehensible

[maiden cypress]

Hey unique

Have you ever heard of banjocore?

[forest remnant]

im into your house

now im in your room

im behind you

[stiff parcel]

b-

[celest crystal]

read my bio

[stiff parcel]

banjocore?

[maiden cypress]

Yes

[robust halo]

Depends on which degree you're asking about

[forest remnant]

both

[robust halo]

Double major moment

[stiff parcel]

i've literally never heard of that in my life but now i wanna hear it

[fallow plaza]

Forty five degree.

[robust halo]

One is in Computer Science

Other is in Programming and Data Science

[fallow plaza]

Cool

[forest remnant]

so what fields do those let you move into specifically?

[fallow plaza]

Probably abt what im gonna do in college

[celest crystal]

that's either pretty chilly or extremely hot

[forest remnant]

that you're looking at

[maiden cypress]

Stuff like this
https://youtu.be/91ZxgAjV030

[robust halo]

Classical, jazz, VG OSTs

[robust halo]

Never

[fallow plaza]

Or an angle you idiot

[celest crystal]

that's the joke, meathead

[vestal ledge]

ROCK!!!!! 🪨

[celest crystal]

god

[fallow plaza]

And im obviously talking about the angle, dummy

[celest geyser]

angles and demons

[fallow plaza]

^

Metal, almost

[celest crystal]

and im obviously joking about temperature you obtuse mother fucker

[forest remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYtzYssD56M&list=PL3RxdAFJEPJtSCTIR7TMbCU1YhXsv9QBi&index=18not

[fallow plaza]

Whatever guilty gear is

[forest remnant]

heard this?

[fallow plaza]

You acute ignoramus

Ily

[celest crystal]

you blundering rapscallion

[fallow plaza]

Platonically ofc

[forest remnant]

you rambunctious heathen

[celest crystal]

makes no difference to me

[maiden cypress]

Listen to the dance of dick and balls, the theme for the deviant from fargos souls

[fallow plaza]

I lost my emotions in the war, i can no longer love

[celest crystal]

I'm aromantic. all of my relationships are platonic

[maiden cypress]

I'm not joking

[forest remnant]

what

[maiden cypress]

That's the name of the song

"The dance of dick and balls"

[forest remnant]

link or it isnt real

ngl

[fallow plaza]

Why is that the deviant theme

[forest remnant]

abom theme > mutant theme

[fallow plaza]

That should be abominationn

[stiff parcel]

i'm ace

[forest remnant]

cause the deviantt's theme is deviantt art

[celest crystal]

epic

[forest remnant]

hi ace

im 2 of spades

you lose

[fallow plaza]

Holy crap ive had you up my sleeve for so long

How ya doin in there

[celest crystal]

I'm doing your mom

son

[forest remnant]

macromachines son

[stiff parcel]

everywhere i go....
the dad jokes follow..

[forest remnant]

they soften in prep for mental tramua

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtEUhiMQ9-U&list=PL3RxdAFJEPJtSCTIR7TMbCU1YhXsv9QBi&index=19 no one can deny

0:57 goes hard

[fallow plaza]

Superhero that is super powerful but super sensitive

Funny idea

Sensitive like emotionally sensitive

[celest crystal]

thanks for clarifying

I almost thought you were tlaking about angles

[forest remnant]

i thought you were talking about nuclear sensitivity

[fallow plaza]

I can deny it because i have a skill issue and cant play youtube videos on discord on mobile

[forest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/george-of-the-jungle-throw-head-back-laugh-hysterical-laughter-gif-3463833

[stiff parcel]

fighting a villain trying to end the world
the villain: you stink
superhero: :(

[fallow plaza]

Exactly

Basically me but a super hero

[celest crystal]

he probably does stink if he's fighting a super villain

[maiden cypress]

It was by turquoise but they must've removed or privated the video

[celest crystal]

like you can't really smell good and be in a fight

[fallow plaza]

Nice excuse

[forest remnant]

so what your saying is

i say

[maiden cypress]

Cause it doesn't appear when searched, even if you search for the "fargos souls deviant theme"

[fallow plaza]

Skill issue

[forest remnant]

"thats a nice argument, how about you back it up with a source"

and your response is

"my source is that i made it the fuck up"

[fallow plaza]

I think i know his source

Unsatiabale you wanna olay suoer smaher broa tommiriw if i have time

[forest remnant]

i ah

i cant

[fallow plaza]

Is that even comprienhensible

[forest remnant]

i dont have my switch

[fallow plaza]

Ok that wasnt a type i just dont know how to seplll compreheneisvekie

[celest crystal]

yeah he can't it's bring your son to work day and I have to take him with me

[fallow plaza]

Armstrong at bring your son to work day

Nanomachines, son

They harden in response to physical trauma

Get it

[celest crystal]

no

[fallow plaza]

Its because

He

Says

That in the game

[celest crystal]

who?

[fallow plaza]

Him

[celest crystal]

asked?

[fallow plaza]

Me

Who

[celest crystal]

oh

[fallow plaza]

Cares

[celest crystal]

ok

me

about you

[fallow plaza]

Oh

Ok

Aww thanks

Ily too

[celest crystal]

of course

♡♡♡

[fallow plaza]

Platonically ofc

[maiden cypress]

Damn

Sloth getting bitches then shooting them down

[fallow plaza]

Love really can bloom on the battlefield

[maiden cypress]

What

[fallow plaza]

Except it cant because i lost my emotions in the war

[forest remnant]

everyone always asked who asked

[maiden cypress]

What kind of war beast are you

[forest remnant]

but no one asks the real questions

why asked

[crisp brook]

Every single time I've looked here, I have seen this image

[maiden cypress]

Where is your humanity

[fallow plaza]

It got torn apart by the bullets and cries of my comrades

[crisp brook]

What war‽

[fallow plaza]

I have ptsd

[maiden cypress]

Bro you can't give uo yet

[celest crystal]

lol thats crazy

[fallow plaza]

The great hk-meme reckoning

[maiden cypress]

You might get a sabaton song written about you

Keep fighting m

[crisp brook]

Oh no
Not that war.

[fallow plaza]

I remember it vividly

All the cries of "JUST DELETE THE SERVER SMH"

[celest crystal]

I have a headache

[fallow plaza]

all the reposts of me when beans

Truly a horrible day

The day hk-meme turned bad

[maiden cypress]

Have you heard the diary of an unknown soldier? @forest remnant

[fallow plaza]

Worse*

It already sucked lol

[celest crystal]

that's why I post memes here instead while the mods are away

[maiden cypress]

It's the track that plays right before the lost battalion

[forest remnant]

i dont listen to albums

[maiden cypress]

Ah

Well you should

[fallow plaza]

I listen to OSTS

One ost

Guilty gear strive

[celest crystal]

terraria ost >

[maiden cypress]

It tells the story and sets the scene for the lost battalion

[fallow plaza]

Guilty gear strive ost >

Imo

[celest crystal]

I value your opinion

but I do disagree

[fallow plaza]

Its not as objective as mgr songs being good

[celest crystal]

resisting the urge to post memes every time chat slows down

[fallow plaza]

But i love ggst ost

I listen to it constantly

[celest crystal]

ggst?

[fallow plaza]

Every song is a banger

Guilty gear strive

[celest crystal]

o

[fallow plaza]

As i said earlier

Werent you listening

[celest crystal]

no the t threw me off

[fallow plaza]

No ofc you werent

You never listen to me and you never have

[celest crystal]

can you repeat that I wasn't paying attention

[fallow plaza]

Nvm

[celest crystal]

pk

thunder

[fallow plaza]

I was just saying how much i platonically loved you

[celest crystal]

aww

that's cute

like you

[fallow plaza]

You sound like my minecraft ex-wife

[celest crystal]

what's your username

[fallow plaza]

Blind_Sloth

Duh

Dummy

[celest crystal]

you're going to make me cry

[fallow plaza]

I wish i could cry

[celest crystal]

I cry regularly

because I miss my ex

[fallow plaza]

I lost my tear ducts in the war

If i hadnt id be crying hourly

I am very sensitive