off-topic

[potent burrow]

This is true

[snow copper]

do you still have blockbuster

[potent burrow]

And dogs

[potent burrow]

we have an equivalent

and it has stores like everywhere

[celest geyser]

cats!

[snow copper]

redbox?? jk

[molten walrus]

Nah I know people who think everyone country needs to be like America

[ashen whale]

You mean developed?

[gusty pumice]

Yeah but that’s more nationalism

[celest geyser]

You mean a presidential republic?

[ashen whale]

A democracy?

[potent burrow]

At the very least greece has like no crime which makes me feel quite nice

[molten walrus]

Nah because they think America is a perfect nation

[celest geyser]

America is pretty great but there are a lot of better countries

[potent burrow]

Like mf nobody has money there's nothing to steal

[harsh silo]

and some think is the ONLY nation

[celest geyser]

Well that's one way to negate crime

[gusty pumice]

Well yes, that falls into nationalism. The idea that one country’s ideals are superior and should be adopted by all citizens and extended upon other nations.

[potent burrow]

Like you can't take my money i don't have any

Like bro im sorry id give you some if i did but i literally don't

[celest geyser]

I can take your height

I'll give it to low

[molten walrus]

Shorty

[celest geyser]

I'm like 5'9", which is higher than the global average

[potent burrow]

id still be taller than him

[ashen whale]

My neighborhood has a population density of over 100000 people per square mile I’m living in the best place ever

[potent burrow]

mans like what 2 inches tall

[potent burrow]

short

[ashen whale]

Cities are good for the environment and I will die on that hill

[celest geyser]

Cities can be good for the environment but they're often not

[ashen whale]

Why not?

They always are

[molten walrus]

Then why do they smell like weed and filled with giant rats

[gusty pumice]

If they have good public transportation then I would agree.

[ashen whale]

They don’t also what does this have to do with the environment

[ashen whale]

Even if they don’t, cities mean less commuting

[gusty pumice]

Yeah fair

[celest geyser]

But it's also just more people doing more things

Commuting reduction would cancel out

[ashen whale]

If cities didn’t exist these people would still be there and they would pollute more

Also less urban sprawl means more nature

[molten walrus]

Man I just can't wait to move out the city

[celest geyser]

So what about North American cities with insane sprawl

Like Houston or LA

[ashen whale]

They still have less sprawl than suburbs and rural areas

But yeah I agree it’s not great

[molten walrus]

What about cities in Canada and Mexico

[celest geyser]

That's not urban sprawl then

[gusty pumice]

LA is 99% concrete 1% nature

[ashen whale]

You see what I mean

[celest geyser]

Ontario/major cities in canada is often as bad as America, pretty sure Mexico has denser cities with less sprawl

[ashen whale]

Suburbs are the same but they take more space

[celest geyser]

Not good ones

[ashen whale]

There are no good suburbs

[molten walrus]

Compton

[gusty pumice]

Maybe it’s just my experience living in a sort-of-suburb but pretty much everything here is green right now with lots of foliage and such. We also have plenty of walking paths to get to stuff we need.

[molten walrus]

Lucky

[gusty pumice]

Though I live on the outskirts next to giant corn fields so I have to drive a bit more.

[ashen whale]

Are locations at a walking distance?

[gusty pumice]

Most are yeah

You could walk or bike

[ashen whale]

I fucking love living in Paris

Wouldn’t exchange it for any city

[molten walrus]

People there rude as fuck

[ashen whale]

Don’t care didn’t ask

[celest geyser]

Pheonix metro area (downtown in red)

American cities are uh not great

[ashen whale]

The solution to this is obvious

Ban cars

[tawny chasm]

highway infrastructure was a mistake

[frank lava]

Shoutouts to medieval Europe cities with clean environments

[celest geyser]

Then the city would collapse

[ashen whale]

And public transport would rise from its ashes

[celest geyser]

Dude the waste on the streets

Maybe environmentally clean but for humans its so much worse

[ashen whale]

In 1898 (and for the first few years of the following century), the French automobile industry was the largest in the world. President Faure was not impressed. Invited to address industry leaders at what, in retrospect, is recorded as the first Paris Motor Show, Faure told his audience, "Your cars are very ugly and they smell very bad"

My ancestor was BASED

[celest geyser]

You're a descendent of the president?

[ashen whale]

Yeah (his Wikipedia page is funny)

[celest geyser]

Holy shit this is the guy who died during sex?

[wheat pulsar]

Amogus

[harsh silo]

https://tenor.com/view/snusnu-futurama-fry-death-death-by-snusnu-gif-16228376

[gusty pumice]

President Macaroon

[topaz kite]

Holy shit
Kirby and the Forgotten Land is so fun

[celest geyser]

Holy shit

Is that vending machine kirby

[snow copper]

Carby

[tall basalt]

fun game

[green zodiac]

mark you should make minecraft videos so you can be (un)funny like pewdiepie

[wheat pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/hee-hee-beetle-stag-beetle-large-beetle-beetle-love-gif-21759465

[wraith shadow]

Beeble

[topaz kite]

Kirby has a gun

[slim sky]

So, kirby has a gun.

[tall basalt]

ok lol

[spice marsh]

yes

[slim sky]

now, the deep lore, why kirby has a gun and what is the user thinking?

[snow copper]

nothing good

[topaz kite]

Because the Forgotten Land is secretly America

[slim sky]

Does kirby have a motivation of being a circle with a gun?

[snow copper]

🇺🇸 🍔

[slim sky]

Im not american.

[ashen whale]

I would rather be shot than opening this email

[slim sky]

Totally Right

[opal thicket]

What’s your SAT score Slazac

[topaz kite]

Awesome

[slim sky]

Wow, now thats an amazing score.

[opal thicket]

I forgot how SAT scores work but I think it’s good so good job

[topaz kite]

Just look at the percentile rank

That's pretty damn good

[bright zealot]

what songs should i learn on alto sax

[hoary nacelle]

this is the most rat ever

[crimson blaze]

rat men

[opal thicket]

I wonder if he’s joined the cult yet

[slim sky]

Should I send a random video i found?

[bright zealot]

sure

[slim sky]

Umm, okay, nobody gonna understand it, but i will try.

https://youtu.be/s6CEUimE0g0

[snow copper]

its a weird video

[slim sky]

yeah

after all, im peruvian and this kind of humor shows up really often.

[snow copper]

yeah its weird in english tho kinda sticks out thats what makes it funny here too

I can barely understand that

[tepid rover]

who can give to borrow hollow knight in steam?

[slim sky]

context: we have a meme about homero simpson being on diferent nationality's, this time he is chinese and his friend ask him to drink beer, but homero does not drink beer because he is chinese, then the video continues, this video is also reversed, so it's even more weird and they finaly end saying things like strawberry.

[snow copper]

no marge por favor no

[slim sky]

exactly

Thoughts on guinea pigs.

[snow copper]

stop right there

[slim sky]

ok.

umm...

pls some topic, I can't be without a topic, pls, one.

[opal thicket]

Let’s talk about holl-

[slim sky]

yeah, now thats a good one,

rancid eggs are useful.

[opal thicket]

no it was a joke

you’re not allowed to talk about HK in here

[slim sky]

yeah

welp, yes, but is just wrong, thats why hk-offtopic already exist, or nearly every single channel on the server.

why he is typing that much?

oh.

Yeah, you are probably right, or also there is that bad chance they have mental issues, not really sure, just my opinion.

Yeah, thats for really sure.

yeah.

ok.

im peruvian, so my english sometimes is bad.

[onyx brook]

hey as long as it's understandable

simple and slightly borked english has its charm

[slim sky]

thanks.

yeah.

[onyx brook]

if anything I'd drop the full stop punctuation (.) it sets a really formal tone

but welcome to off-topic

[slim sky]

thanks,

a

[onyx brook]

artist go to the art channel 👻

[slim sky]

yea.

after all, that picture is better than how often i draw.

[wise spire]

la creatura

[slim sky]

thats the life.

[onyx brook]

HIM

[slim sky]

NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[onyx brook]

enjoy tiggy

[wise spire]

i've fought him before

[slim sky]

THOUGHTS ON GUINEA PIGS,

[wise spire]

i need to grind him

[onyx brook]

little furry rodents that like to run

[slim sky]

yeah, they are very tasty

im not kidding

[onyx brook]

rodent meat?

yeah it's common in other cultures

[tepid rover]

who can give borrow hollow knight in steam pls

[onyx brook]

rabbit is pretty good

[fierce mortar]

what the fuck

[slim sky]

what.

welp, it sounds terrible eating guinea pigs, but at regions where the help doesn't reach, that is mostly what they can do.

[onyx brook]

i mean chickens lead worse lives

[slim sky]

yeah

[onyx brook]

but they're less cute so no one pays mind

[slim sky]

yeah,.

sharki b is living inside my mind, i gonna have nightmares.

[onyx brook]

eating guinea pigs is 👌

[slim sky]

yeah, they taste yummy, they...

cut them...

at half.

[onyx brook]

just don't eat other people's pets

[fierce mortar]

thats enough internet for the day

already had my fun

[onyx brook]

internet break is very healthy

recoup the mental damage

[slim sky]

it taste like chicken, but isn't chicken

[onyx brook]

do treat yourself

[noble blaze]

what if we eat you

[fierce mortar]

time to play risk of rain 2 survivors of the void dlc

[onyx brook]

that would be ok

aka what do you think of the bluntsmoken meme

[slim sky]

guinea pigs are cute, in fact, i have a plush.

[noble blaze]

boring

[onyx brook]

oh my god you should try roasted frogs

[slim sky]

is that, i can't just say: nose mano, sabe como que a pollo de cuy exotico pe causa.

[noble blaze]

the only good one is the one with the new starter pokemon

[slim sky]

I never going before outside of the country where I live,

[onyx brook]

snake, alligators, reptile meat in general

[onyx brook]

ah, my condolences

[celest geyser]

my favorite country

[onyx brook]

it's just a thing

[wise spire]

yep that's about what i expected

[white escarp]

heheheha

[onyx brook]

GG ching

you'll get him next time

[wise spire]

hopefully

tbh that fight didn't go that bad except for one moment near the beginning where we both carted

one after another

[onyx brook]

he's very erratic

[wise spire]

yeah

[onyx brook]

look it's an onion pizza

i boy i sure do love tigrex from the soulsborne series

[slim sky]

sorry, pc crashed

welp, i can't get outside that easy

[wise spire]

tbf elden ring has a boss who's just tigrex with a sword

[slim sky]

every single food here is expensive.

welp, at an idea.

the dollar is 4 soles

The "Sol" is my native coin.

So, the oil is like 3 dollars.

15 soles.

now thats much.

and the presidente is stolin us

nope

he is stealin the would country,

and for worse.

we sadly losed at a futbol game, at finals, just because someone didn't do correct his job, they didn't see the var,

now we are shaking and cying right now.

and we want to fight, just we can't.

don't worry.

but, not everything is bad,

im sure at least you fell that image is familiar.

[keen sky]

yea us canadians take hockey VERY seriously... you wouldnt know

[slim sky]

I'm pretty sure they do, after all, we all are excited about winning. But losing because they didn't check the var is just disappointing.

ok, it's fine, sometimes the light went's out for a entire day.

that happened recently on Calllao.

and now the internet is insanely bad.

[keen sky]

yeah rogers sucks sometimes.

[slim sky]

thats right.

[keen sky]

where are you guys in the world rn?

im sure you already know where i am... hint: first message posted

[coral birch]

I’m guessing Earth

[slim sky]

Canada?

[keen sky]

yep!

[slim sky]

Yes!

[keen sky]

dude no shit sherlock

[coral birch]

you never know

what if you’re on the ISS rn

[slim sky]

Top 10 People Sherlock Holmes Fear, Number 1: Wombat.

Now guess where Im.

[keen sky]

in... england?

[slim sky]

187.64.213

[keen sky]

kk

[slim sky]

Just joking, wrong.

[coral birch]

Peru

[keen sky]

oh

[slim sky]

Top 10 People Sherlock Holmes Fear... Again, Number 1: Wombat.

You guessed it.

[keen sky]

woaw, cool! peru is supposed to be beautiful!

[coral birch]

well I know where Sols are from and I know where that picture is from too

[slim sky]

you are right, it supposed.

it' isnt

well talking, yes, the animals, the culture, the food,

[keen sky]

oh wow. ya, over here the grass is yellow, the trees are naked, its sad and boring...

[slim sky]

but, the economic situation here, in a nutshell, i want to go out of the country,

help.

[keen sky]

canada is expensive. dont come here. and the biggest thing we have here is a giant coin.

[slim sky]

yeah, and the bussiness of that thing that comes out of the tree's, is dangerous due to the goberment,

[white escarp]

i want to go to germany

[keen sky]

japan is pretty

[slim sky]

Hallo

japan...

cool.

[white escarp]

but im also fine staying by the beach since

my heritage

[slim sky]

damn, the beachs, here, are BEAUTIFUL.

[keen sky]

wait, you live near beaches?! ARGHHHH

[slim sky]

no,

the beach i live close, its full of trash.

[white escarp]

i love the beach

[slim sky]

while the TRUE BEACHES ARE IN PAITA.

Yacila Beach, Paita, Peru.

[keen sky]

the biggest beach we have is a puddle in one of the sand boxes in the kindergarden school yards...

its sad here..

[slim sky]

Oh...

[white escarp]

i live near where blackbeard died

[slim sky]

Im sorry.

[keen sky]

it ok

[slim sky]

what

[white escarp]

blackbeard the pirate

im actually related to him 🧍‍♂️

so that's pretty cool

[slim sky]

wow

[keen sky]

YAR MAITY IM SWACHBUCKLER, LEADER OF 3 SEAS, NOT 5!!

[onyx brook]

canada isn't a landlocked country though

[slim sky]

Marquez Beach, Marquez, Peru.

In case you thinked the beachs at the neighbourhood i live are cool.

[keen sky]

nice!

but, in fall, the leaves change color here, and it is ^"exqusite"^

[white escarp]

i've got ummm

emerald isle

[keen sky]

im on a plane to you already, bro.

[white escarp]

the beach houses here are really colorful and pretty

sadly i like like 20 minutes away from them

[keen sky]

oof

[hoary nacelle]

😹

[white escarp]

people here don't like halloween very much

[slim sky]

That isn't fun, that is PAINFULL

[white escarp]

and it makes me sad

[hoary nacelle]

i have 115k+ attempts that makes it even better

[slim sky]

.___.

[white escarp]

heheheha

[keen sky]

ya same here: its cursed. and sometimes your parents force you to wear a winter suit on top of your holloween costume.

[slim sky]

.__.

[white escarp]

oh no

well ummmmmmm

wait i got this

[slim sky]

Halloween here is, like.

NOOOOOOOO

[white escarp]

you're gonna laugh i just gotta find it

[keen sky]

how abt now?

this was last years trend

[slim sky]

The kids play Halloween, and teenagers or even adults too, but also they play the day of the criolla music.

[keen sky]

that looks wonderfull, actually

[slim sky]

coincidence we celebrate that at the same time of halloween.

yeah, the music here is nice.

[white escarp]

i cant find it R

[keen sky]

yeah, that sounds like a ton of fun..

gtg bye guys

[slim sky]

https://youtu.be/H4bqTjK2gAc

[slim sky]

goodbye, take care.

[keen sky]

u to, bye!

[slim sky]

thanks, now english class.

[glacial wadi]

Good evening chat

[wheat pulsar]

Sup

[white escarp]

hello

im currently going Bonkers with a capital B

[hoary nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-yeonsexual-cat-tik-tok-black-cat-gif-22325915

[slim sky]

why sending random animals

i gonna try

[slim sky]

stop

[white escarp]

they fighting to the death

[slim sky]

ok.

now lets see the end of this emotional moment.

[minor dagger]

he’s smiling!!!!

[slim sky]

if i see my dog doing that im leaving the country

[white escarp]

she's plotting against me help

[slim sky]

O.O

[crimson blaze]

uhhh, shit i didn't take that class

[slim sky]

???

[frank lava]

How about we don’t spam textwalls

[slim sky]

ok.

sorry, my bad

[celest geyser]

gon steal your identity

[slim sky]

Can I send a random video?

[opal thicket]

[hoary nacelle]

heres a pretty cool thing i did

[opal thicket]

keyboard smashing

[potent burrow]

worst thing imaginable happened

i was walking on the edge of the sidewalk at the rhythm of the music i was listening to

and a faster song came on

too stubborn to give up so my leg hurts now

[willow gazelle]

ya'll got a good keybind setup for keyboard? for hk

[opal thicket]

for what

#hk-discussion

[potent burrow]

controller

[opal thicket]

or #hk-help

[dapper vessel]

anyone here played animal crossing new horizons?

bro what happened to that game

it was so hype on release and like a gift from god and now i can’t bring myself to play it, feels so boring

[willow gazelle]

oh mb i thought this was hk offtopic

[urban roost]

Remember, Soul Warrior’s theme is faster than NKG’s

[opal thicket]

every game

[urban roost]

New Horizons was released at the perfect time - the beginning of quarantine

It couldn’t have worked out better if Tom Nook planned it himself

Which honestly wouldn’t be too out-of-character for him

[celest geyser]

video games

[left lance]

Shrug That’s just how AC games are sometimes

It’s a game you’re not really supposed to fiend, it’s something you go back to to just kinda vibe

[dapper vessel]

that’s what i mean tho

i can’t go back to it

but with new leaf i could put hundreds of hours coming back to it all the time

it was perfect, i could get on and do everything for the day in a couple of hours and then get off

it’s like a mobile game but fully fleshed out

new horizons breaks that formula and removes the waiting part so everything moves way too fast and you’re done with everything sooner

[urban roost]

Again, it released during quarantine

Might play a small factor

[left lance]

It only removes the waiting part if you time travel

Which you could also do in NL

[potent burrow]

new horizons really was a quarantine game tbh

[left lance]

So not sure whatcha meant there

[urban roost]

And every other AC game

[potent burrow]

but i know why i feel that way because i love action

[urban roost]

NH was so popular because it was like the only new game at the time

[potent burrow]

ehhh i don't think so

[urban roost]

But it’s really not my kind of game for the long run

[left lance]

NH was good because it had a lot of QOL put into it that people wanted

[potent burrow]

i think its just because it was an easy game to spend a lot of time in

[left lance]

It let you customize a shit ton more

[left lance]

Nah it’s because it was pretty much a sandbox game

[potent burrow]

Yes which is the kinda game you spend a lot of time in just doing things

[left lance]

Yes but the appeal wasn’t the time investment

[potent burrow]

it kinda was

[dapper vessel]

the content progressed too quickly but there wasn’t enough content to fuel that

[potent burrow]

People where looking for more things to do when they where stuck at home

[left lance]

You came into this expecting something NH is not then

If you came looking for scripted content, you will be disappointed

NH has a lot more player focus on its gameplay than it does on scripted events

That’s how the game was pitched

It’s even kinda laid out after you do finish the scripted content

[brittle gazelle]

At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.

[robust halo]

To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.

[brittle gazelle]

Hmmmm

Yes

[gritty pine]

[quiet kindle]

When you be in gym class but you have disabilities so you’re riding a bike instead of playing basketball (pog basketball sucks) and are typing in discord while listening to HK music

[vivid surge]

Bussin'

[glacial wadi]

Holy shit it's an into the spider-verse reference

[hoary nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-yeonsexual-cat-tik-tok-black-cat-gif-22325915

[glacial wadi]

Where are his ears tho

[vivid surge]

[wraith lotus]

How is everyone

[vivid surge]

Mixed

Both good and bad

[wraith lotus]

Ok then

Any games (other than silksong ) are you hyped about

[glacial wadi]

Crowsworn

Gigabash

Maybe some others I forgot about

[wraith lotus]

Never heard of then what are they

[maiden cypress]

Crowsworn is just a hk ripoff

[glacial wadi]

Crowsworn is metroidvania inspired by hollow knight, dmc and bloodborne

[wraith lotus]

wow that's a mix

[glacial wadi]

It's art style is very similar to hk

Looks super fun

[wraith lotus]

Sounds it too

[glacial wadi]

And Gigabash is a kaiju brawler

Pick a giant monster and beat the hell out of everybody

[glacial wadi]

You should watch the trailer

[spring ermine]

I’m 8 years old my mkm don’t think I’m oeld enuf to plaey doom etearnel

Caun iy

[wraith lotus]

English this time please

[spring ermine]

I aem

Nah jk I’m trolling

[wraith lotus]

I guessed lol

[spring ermine]

I’m actually 7

[wraith lotus]

How old do you think I am

[spring ermine]

4

[wraith lotus]

At a guess

No

Nvm I'm tierd af goin sleep gn

[spring ermine]

*tyred

[hoary nacelle]

14

[wraith lotus]

No

[spring ermine]

4

[wraith lotus]

Gn

[spring ermine]

Gm

[glacial wadi]

16

[glacial wadi]

Sleep well

[spring ermine]

@dawn grove let’s compare pfp

Nvm

[reef scarab]

anyone want to do btd6 co-op

[hoary nacelle]

the sarah

[half salmon]

My friends have a ongoing joke where they are engaged and I answered the phone for them in front of my mom and grandfather and it’s just one of them yelling about how the other is cheating on her with girls on Instagram

Another joke is that I’m the friend who “cheated”s mom so she said something like “your daughter is very disrespectful and is cheating on me come get your daughter”

She looked very confused.

[potent burrow]

sometimes i just be sitting here and my brain starts telling me "oooo you should start humming the batman main theme by michael giacchino oooo you should do that right now"

and then i do and then i want to watch the batman again but it's not out digitally yet

[molten walrus]

Play with toys

[spring ermine]

Iy donut wontto

[molten walrus]

Speak English you illiterate fuck Ion care that you 8 you could be a fetus and I'll punt you like a soccer ball

[spring ermine]

😢😢😢 I’m taeling mi mowmmy

[molten walrus]

Tell her she'll love me so much I'll be your step-dad

[spring ermine]

I’m already yours go tell your cousin that you’re gonna have a new baby brother

[molten walrus]

Why would I tell my cousin

[spring ermine]

Because she’s also your sister

You can thank me for that

[molten walrus]

But then she wouldn't be my cousin just my sister

[spring ermine]

Morty, I made a portal to another universe where that’s possible, come on slowass

Nah I’m just trolling you

[unreal belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLBFv2Ayxbs

when you

[fallow plaza]

my beloved creation

thanks for using it

[fallow plaza]

"something starscream would say"

[spring ermine]

starscream

decepticon

[fallow plaza]

decepticon theme is kinda bangin ngl

[potent burrow]

MEGATRON HAS FALLEN

[glacial wadi]

True

[spring ermine]

i like the noise they make when they transform

[glacial wadi]

"You disgust me."

He says, after getting hit by a rainbow cube

[potent burrow]

that was a megatron line idiot

[glacial wadi]

sorry

[potent burrow]

you should be

[potent burrow]

honestly 80s transformers is peak cartoons

[fallow plaza]

grimlock wanna munch

or something like that

grimlock munch metal? is that what it was

https://youtu.be/k44o6z9fSD0

insect rock

[grizzled parcel]

W edit?

If you say no you will be ratioed

[potent burrow]

i love characters who have a single defining trait that is very obvious

[fallow plaza]

no

[grizzled parcel]

ratio

[fallow plaza]

i love him

"why would you wanna be here when youre there when you need to be there but he's here but when there when"

[potent burrow]

ratio + you're bald

[grizzled parcel]

bro

[fallow plaza]

ratio + L edit

[grizzled parcel]

I'm the world's best editor

You will all feel my wraith

[potent burrow]

sure man

[grizzled parcel]

are you trying to get ratioed next?

[spring ermine]

ok

[fallow plaza]

ratio

[grizzled parcel]

Ratio

[fallow plaza]

ratio

[grizzled parcel]

Ratio

[fallow plaza]

quadruple ratio

[fallow plaza]

ratio'd

man you're getting ratio'd so hard

[grizzled parcel]

you only have 1 like chill

Also

[unreal belfry]

you only have this ratio

[grizzled parcel]

Ratio

[fallow plaza]

ratio + spell it right

[slim sky]

Ñ

[fallow plaza]

you cant just like your own posts my guy

[grizzled parcel]

I can

[fallow plaza]

guys look he's trying to ratio me with his own likes

[grizzled parcel]

Oh

[fallow plaza]

thats sad, man

[grizzled parcel]

NO

That was an impostor lol

[potent burrow]

My friend so fucking strange bro i be like "hey we going for breakfast tomorrow?" and he be like "Let's go" and then im like "Ok when do we meet up"

He has said NOTHING

[grizzled parcel]

That's sad

[potent burrow]

My guy said yes we are doing that and wants me to just read his mind going forward

[grizzled parcel]

Damn

[potent burrow]

No balls deleting that

[slim sky]

Ñ

[grizzled parcel]

Lmao

[potent burrow]

Coward move post that again i can take it don't worry

[grizzled parcel]

I don't want any problems today

[fallow plaza]

so im here and i want to be there so i said get me nowhere and nowhere is where i wanna be when i wanna be there so what do i do here when here is nowhere and i dont want to be here i want to be there

-um some transformer idk

is he an autobot or a decepticon i cant really tell

[potent burrow]

The fact that the quote is incorrect fits the character

[fallow plaza]

im pretty sure its right

i watched the video a bunch of times to try and get it right

[potent burrow]

Autobots - usually bright friendlier colors
Decepticons - usually darker or more aggressive looking colors

[fallow plaza]

idk he's kinda dark and light at the same time

[potent burrow]

not really my guy just blue

[grizzled parcel]

What's with the transformer talk

[fallow plaza]

gum introduced me to my new favorite OST

star scream doesnt really have dark or aggressive colors

[potent burrow]

He kinda does

[fallow plaza]

its about the same colors as optimus isnt it

[potent burrow]

It's all in the details

The red eyes for example

[fallow plaza]

hmm yeah he does have red eyes

[potent burrow]

It's not just about the color its also how its used

[fallow plaza]

and devestator has red eyes

[potent burrow]

I had one class of color theory and shit opened my eyes i swear

[fallow plaza]

but he also has unfriendly colors too

[potent burrow]

Also opened my eyes to how color can be used to change public perception of colors

Like the red and blue combo is purely associated with heroism why do you think that is

superman captain america spider-man optimus prime probably others

[fallow plaza]

all the paragons

[potent burrow]

if these characters had been idk purple and green instead that would be the heroic color combo now

isn't that crazy to think about

[fallow plaza]

yeah it is

[potent burrow]

But no characters who have that usually mean evil or mysterious

[fallow plaza]

purple is the typical evil color

kinda unfair to purple people

[potent burrow]

Spider-man should've been pink

[fallow plaza]

true

[potent burrow]

I really like color theory i should use it more in designs

[fallow plaza]

blitzwing is cool

https://youtu.be/c_DeaSFeIGA

this says he can transform into 2 things

[potent burrow]

You should look up his the animated series version

They did him awesome there

2 forms 3 personalities with a different face

[fallow plaza]

and this is apparently the points in the song that show stuff in the G1 ?

[fallow plaza]

isnt it 3 forms because of robot, jet, and tank

[potent burrow]

well i mean yeah true

But for him its like

There's the more proper personality who prefers elegance and intelligence who prefers the jet

the more angry aggressive one that likes power so the tank

and there's just a batshit insane one who doesn't give a shit

and basically the only reason he has two vehicles is because the 2 where arguing and the third one came in and said fuck it let's do both

[fallow plaza]

apparently he helped the autobots for some reason at some point?

and 3:17 is perfect for that sound i think

[potent burrow]

i like characters who have a very obvious personality trait that is the entire character

[fallow plaza]

his personality trait is have 3 personalities each with a different personality trait?

and honestly i can totally see 3 different personalities in his song

[dapper vessel]

lava hound when it dies guards

[fallow plaza]

what

[potent burrow]

yes

[fallow plaza]

i like how his song is pretty dissonant

but it works together to do the part from 3:17 to 3:48 or wahtever

[potent burrow]

tho to be fair this personality trait is only present in transformers the animated series

Not the original show

Or bumblebee

[fallow plaza]

was the original show not animated

[potent burrow]

No the show is just called transformers the animated series

[fallow plaza]

weird

[potent burrow]

Like it's a different show from the 2000s

that's just called that

[fallow plaza]

menasor looks pretty menasing if you get what i mean

[potent burrow]

the horns do all the work

[fallow plaza]

its just a bunch of stunt cars piled on top of eachother to make a big robot isnt it

well stunticons

[potent burrow]

well manasor is just combined motormaster

[fallow plaza]

yeah, a bunch of stunticons on top of motormaster to make him menasor

and devastator is the constructicons on top of someone, idk who tho

[potent burrow]

wish this game had you fight the REALLY big one

[fallow plaza]

is there one thats like multiple combiners combined into a big combiner

that would be sick

[potent burrow]

no it's just a big one

[fallow plaza]

aw

[potent burrow]

trypticon

[fallow plaza]

im guessing there arent enough combiners in the universe to do that

[potent burrow]

big godzilla sized decepticon

[fallow plaza]

oh like actually godzilla wow

[bright zealot]

ds3 mimics are quite possible the worst enemy in any game

[fallow plaza]

that autobot thats fighting him is cool looking

[potent burrow]

that's metroplex

i swear who keeps coming up with these names

I can come up with a transformers name

[fallow plaza]

meteornox

hmm doesnt seem right

[potent burrow]

Unicron or gravatron which one of these is real

[bright zealot]

GOD I HATE MIMICS

THEY ARENT EVEN HARD TO SPOT THEY JUST DO SO MUCH DAMAGE

WHY

[potent burrow]

not an option

[fallow plaza]

unicron

[fallow plaza]

mimics are fine literally just run around them they cant hit you

[bright zealot]

they

do

so

much

damage

i cant

[potent burrow]

do you know him did you guess or did you look it up

[bright zealot]

heal

[fallow plaza]

i figured it would be one

does he look like a unicorn at all

[potent burrow]

No

[fallow plaza]

weird

[potent burrow]

He is just like

a planet guy

that turns into a planet sized robot

[fallow plaza]

literally run around them they cannot hit you at all

doesnt matter how much damage they do

[potent burrow]

Like galactus but robot

Sometimes he is earths core

[fallow plaza]

wow he is like ginormous

[potent burrow]

Like in transformers prime the earth formed around him after being defeated by primus and his primes

[fallow plaza]

weird name for such an intimidating figure

[potent burrow]

So all of humanity is basically just the result of unicron

[fallow plaza]

literally just unicorn with the r and o switched

[potent burrow]

A parasitic life form feeding off his very body

His dark energon blood runs deep in the earth and if he where to wake up all of earth would cease to exist

Literally a fucking eldrich horror

[fallow plaza]

you're trying to scare people

a needle wouldnt be in space

are you a scientist

there wouldnt be music playing

i would remember if this had happened

[potent burrow]

Like him stretching caused tsunamis and earthquakes and hurricanes

[fallow plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624014259751485441/956817375888551936/redditsave.com_needle_rule-0lx19o3rg6p81-2.mp4
this is the thing im referencing

[wintry stream]

On a scale of 5 - 10 how fire is the OST

[potent burrow]

He was only defeated by the autobots teleporting into his veins and making their way into his spark chamber to shut it off for good with the power of the matrix of leadership housed in optimus prime

the lore of this franchise kinda insane

[fallow plaza]

yeah honestly

[wintry stream]

The boss theme in the demo does NOT disappoint so I have high hopes. It's the reason why I keep replaying the gorilla dude's stage lmao

[potent burrow]

In the far future the cybertronian race has evolved past the need of vehicle forms and now take the forms of animals

They learn to mimic organic life

[fallow plaza]

dinobots

[potent burrow]

no

completely different thing

lore also changes with every continuity

Predacons in prime are ancient beings existing after primus but before cybertronians

But in beast wars they are basically future decepticons

[onyx torrent]

how are unicorns not real but giraffes are??

like how is a horse with a horn not realistic

but a zebra horse camel with a huge ass neck realistic

[potent burrow]

it's not that its not realistic its that it doesn't exist

like it's not that deep

Unicorns aren't fictional because they couldn't exist its because they don't

Because horses have no need for a horn evolution didn't deem that necessary

[fallow plaza]

consider this

rhinos

[short karma]

Yo how do I invite non friends to my group

[fallow plaza]

rhinos are just fat unicorns

think about it

[potent burrow]

Not really sloth

[short karma]

It’s called furry patrol

Where we talk about how we hate furries

[fallow plaza]

thats kinda cringe

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/neon-sign-neon-thumbs-up-yes-great-gif-24492665

It ain’t

[fallow plaza]

instead of basing your personality on hating a kind of person, instead do something with your life

[short karma]

No the really cringy and wired ones

The ones who just dress up are okay.

[potent burrow]

mf still stuck in the constantly hating furries era of the internet like bro we get it some people weird move on

[fallow plaza]

well yeah the actually like actually weird ones are not okay

if you know what i mean

[short karma]

I do

[potent burrow]

Unless you know they do some more fucked up stuff then you call them out

[fallow plaza]

yeah

[short karma]

Yeah those ones

Who do you think I am hating someone who doesn’t do anything other then dress up

[potent burrow]

so you are basing your personality on hating a very specific part of a specific community

[short karma]

nope

[potent burrow]

Your name is furry patrol leader

[spring ermine]

whats going on

[short karma]

Sorry my brother went onto my discord.

He always does that.

[plucky hull]

I was about to say something, but I feel like I should retreat for now...

[potent burrow]

you being bald

[coral birch]

hm

[spring ermine]

=)

[fallow plaza]

i feel like he's acting like that was his brother but its actually him the whole time hmmmm

[potent burrow]

hey wombat

[spring ermine]

ye same

[quiet kindle]

what font does hollow knight use?

[short karma]

don’t know why he does it tho.

[short karma]

nice.

[fallow plaza]

the ?psa

[quiet kindle]

what

[short karma]

I actually do have a younger bro

Am older than him by 4 years

dam is he annoying.

[fallow plaza]

tfw you get called out for hating a specific part of a specific community so you start acting like an entirely different person

[minor dagger]

don’t worry hating furries is BASED

[short karma]

wut

[coral birch]

[fallow plaza]

^

[short karma]

Am confused.

Ik he doesn’t like furries.

[unreal belfry]

Im not confuse

[potent burrow]

the riddlers comic book backstory was originally that in school they made them do a puzzle for a prize and he said "my name is edward nygma, e. nygma i should be able to do this" so he cheated and he liked the reward so he based his entire personality on telling riddles and making puzzles and also being not a very cool guy overall

[short karma]

But why would he go onto a app with real people that will probably think he’s wired.

[minor dagger]

furries are

[short karma]

Some are tho.

[hoary nacelle]

cheesecast.

[fallow plaza]

when will people learn, being cringe isnt necessarily a bad thing

[short karma]

But not all of them are tbh

[fallow plaza]

GASP

[minor dagger]

yea but they’re also pedophiles

[fallow plaza]

IDQE YOU'RE BACK

[coral birch]

bro

[hoary nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-yeonsexual-cat-tik-tok-black-cat-gif-22325915

[waxen moss]

https://tenor.com/view/chopper-tony-tony-chopper-chopper-one-piece-one-piece-gif-22670695

[hoary nacelle]

i am

[potent burrow]

Don't stop being cringe stop cringing

[short karma]

and I though I would be stuck on a phase.

[wintry stream]

Their existence have been proven through the sight of millions of humans

[fallow plaza]

THE CATPOSTER

[coral birch]

is it that hard to not bring that topic up here @minor dagger

[minor dagger]

furries and pedophiles are the same topic

[short karma]

and I got a brother to shoot with a nerf gun.

[spring ermine]

[coral birch]

sigh

[short karma]

Byeeee

[hoary nacelle]

😹

[stiff parcel]

🤨

[fallow plaza]

how is he so calm

[potent burrow]

kit

[hoary nacelle]

i do not know.

that is a very calm feline

[spring ermine]

uniqueeeee

[fallow plaza]

i remember when we used to give our cats baths and they would freak out and try to kill us

[short karma]

does anyone know how to sneak a amazon purchase

[stiff parcel]

weve never had to give our cats baths

[short karma]

I think cats are just being grumpy.

[spring ermine]

cats are cool

[short karma]

yes.

my mum has a cat that when you start to stroke him he won’t let you stop...

[fallow plaza]

our cats had long fur so they needed baths or else it would get matted and gross

have*

[hoary nacelle]

life is cruel

[spring ermine]

had ? :c

I love cats

[hoary nacelle]

i am allergic to cats

[fallow plaza]

keep making it sound like my cats died

no i still have cats

[coral birch]

I'm allergic to cats yet I've got 4

[short karma]

Which leads him to headbutt my head

I ment hand

[hoary nacelle]

i like breathing unfortunately

[spring ermine]

My cat died 2 years ago

[fallow plaza]

i just also have 2 dogs now and the cats are banished to downstairs

[short karma]

lol

[coral birch]

i get allergy shots for it

[short karma]

I had a cat that I called peanut

Idk if she’s alive now

hmmmm.

[fallow plaza]

my cats are pippin, jasmine, and jules

[spring ermine]

Damn… I hope they’re okay wherever they are now

[fallow plaza]

i love pippin and jasmine but jules kinda sucks ngl

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-23115386

[spring ermine]

My cat was named February

[spring ermine]

That’s a nice name

wrong reply

[fallow plaza]

jnuaray

my dog is named winter

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tiggle-fat-fatcat-chonk-gif-20269238

This is Garfield reborn

[hoary nacelle]

that feline is very large

[spring ermine]

it was my sister's cat and guess what : she was born is February lmao

the originality

lol

the cat was born in june

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/jimbo-boss-baby-dancing-baby-cute-gif-15853852

[fallow plaza]

for a while we named all our cats names that started with J

but we got pippin after jojo died and no j names really fit

[stiff parcel]

unicorns have sharp pointed horns with spiral grooves in them
that's not possible for horse anatomy
that being said, giraffes are even-toed ungulates, which is an entirely different order compared to the one horses are in (odd-toed ungulates)
so not only are they not closely related, giraffes are in the same order as other animals with horns/antlers, like deer

[short karma]

Jimbo the legend.

If you read this that means your sad

[stiff parcel]

?

[short karma]

Do you need some chonky cat pics?

[stiff parcel]

no

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-monday-morning-box-gif-13278049

[stiff parcel]

i don't like overweight cats

[short karma]

Now you will

[stiff parcel]

still don't

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fat-cat-bread-cat-bread-fat-cat-bread-gif-21923636

[stiff parcel]

it's incredibly unhealthy for them
not cute

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/chubby-chubby-cat-stuck-door-pet-door-gif-5518148

This is sad tbh

[stiff parcel]

you just proved my point

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/jimbo-boss-baby-dancing-baby-cute-gif-15853852

[short karma]

https://tenor.com/view/dk-donkey-kong-chunky-dead-and-then-theres-chunky-gif-21304494

[coral birch]

relax with the gifs

yes

[short karma]

Ok

Sadness

[glacial wadi]

Take care

[onyx torrent]

i knew something was gonna go wrong the moment i stole a joke from reddit

why does everyone have tgo be a nerd

[hoary nacelle]

i am anti-cheesecast.

[modern mist]

looking for good games in 1001 Games is like finding a piece of hay in a needle stack in that it's painful, hard, maybe impossible, and there's a much easier way than trying out everything

[solid frost]

Harry (Aka Sol-Lar-Bink) with Drip

[modern mist]

:wkroll:

[solid frost]

Yes, this is off topic

[modern mist]

ok ima za hando it

and thats how you avoid the law

[plucky hull]

Tis cat featuring My hand

[modern mist]

ah yes, cat feat

[grizzled parcel]

Darkseid will make galactus beg for jesus

[tired mist]

why r russians so comically dumb fr

[grizzled parcel]

Ong

[modern mist]

the only channel in their tvs is propaganda

[tired mist]

that too, but I meant the soldiers

mfs literally shot their own military machines from a helicopter

[modern mist]

low iq is contagious and war is low iq

[tired mist]

freeing the city in the process

i remember being

scared shitless

first day of war

now it's just comedy, excluding the shit they do that literally mirrors nazis

[modern mist]

its almost like if the internet made memes out of every dangerous situation in the world

[tired mist]

i live in this meme

so i partly know

[modern mist]

'partly'

people in discord have such a way with words

[tired mist]

remember smoking on the balcony and seeing a fucking missle flying to the ground

[tired mist]

sorry, english is not my first language

[modern mist]

wait thats incorrect grammar

?

[tired mist]

idk

[modern mist]

i just thought the 'i live in this meme so i partly know' was funny

anyways, i am currently dead

[tired mist]

why though

[daring oracle]

Damn, how’s the afterlife?

[supple shoal]

The Doom Slayer is the most powerful fictional character in history and you cannot change my mind

[daring oracle]

Kirby has infinite power

[coral birch]

doom slayer literally falls over and goes to sleep at the end of the game

[supple shoal]

DoomGuy has a shotgun with bullets the size of Kirby

[coral birch]

doom guy or doom slayer

[daring oracle]

Kirby punched an earth-sized planet in half

[supple shoal]

Doomguy did… well kinda everything

[daring oracle]

What did he do?

[supple shoal]

Shot a hole in mars
Killed god, god god, and satan god god who was also himself
Took on the entirety of hell by himself
Etc etc
It’s too much for me to name

Revolutionized gaming in the 90’s as well

[daring oracle]

Kirby fought multiple universal threats (Marx, Magolor, Dark Matter)
Punched an entire planet in half with ease
Literally took on the entire universe because someone stole his cake
Survived getting sucked into a black hole
Ate a laser
Can inhale so hard that he literally destroys the space time continuum

Can apparently beat Majin Buu

[supple shoal]

Oh yes Doomguy also committed genocide in Hell because some demon killed his pet bunny

And he’s got cool music

[half salmon]

I’m sure it was a good bunny

[supple shoal]

Daisy

[daring oracle]

Kirby punched a meteor 9999 light years away, smashing through 9 planets on the way

[frank lava]

But does kirby have cool green armor

Checkmate

[supple shoal]

And a knock-off lightsaber

[half salmon]

Kirby gets a green hat

[wise spire]

close enough

[frank lava]

Very true

[supple shoal]

Kirby doesn’t have the lightsaber tho

[half salmon]

Are you sure about that

[supple shoal]

I require some proof

[stiff parcel]

[brittle rain]

hi :))

[fallow plaza]

kirby's pretty insane

[half salmon]

Spark+cutter

[stiff parcel]

nice

[wraith shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/acrid-gif-22083252

[supple shoal]

Interesting…

[fallow plaza]

space dog

[wraith shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-acrid-captain-quin-risk-of-rain2-gif-21430796

[slate linden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/352795478661922818/940784266177048646/ezgif-3-df032e241058.gif

[fallow plaza]

he is the capitan now

[wraith shadow]

acridposting gang rise up

[supple shoal]

@daring oracle we will settle this debate another time

[daring oracle]

Okie

[supple shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-doom-doom-eternal-gif-22638124

I have anime to watch

[fallow plaza]

doomguy is cool and all but does he have infinite power

[half salmon]

Maybe

[supple shoal]

Never mind this lol

[supple shoal]

Yes

[fallow plaza]

nah

kirby does tho

also you cant just say he's the most powerful fictional character, theres multiple scp's that could make doomguy cry im sure

[supple shoal]

Doomguy was proven worthy to the Father, who gifted him power greater than anything in the universe

[fallow plaza]

you could say most powerful video game protaganist, that might be right

[half salmon]

Dude. Are you kidding?

Have you forgotten parappa the rappa?

[fallow plaza]

i said might be right

[supple shoal]

I’ll take that as well

[fallow plaza]

it actually has a chance of being right

unlike most powerful fictional character

but nah kirby is more powerful

[supple shoal]

If not he’s definitely in the top ten

[fallow plaza]

if you think doomguy is more powerful, well okay then

[half salmon]

Or even.. random jumping spider?

[fallow plaza]

but kirby can just inhale him and become him but better

[supple shoal]

What is the force of Kirby’s inhale

[half salmon]

I don’t think we can quite define that

[supple shoal]

So stronger than a black hole’s

[half salmon]

Who knows

[fallow plaza]

hypernova

kirby has beaten eldritch beings in multiple installments in the series

and probably will beat at least one eldritch being in the new game

[grizzled parcel]

L spongebob solos loki and fiction

[half salmon]

Actually

Wouldn’t somebody like SpongeBob be the strongest game protag in their own universe

[supple shoal]

Wait what if Kirby and Doomguy teamed up

It’s possible
After the whole Isabelle thing

[grizzled parcel]

Kinda unfair to put cartoon characters against marvel characters