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i will eat you
i mean gum gun
👃
waste of money
I never seen pizza in real life
why is it not sped up
because speed ≠ funny 
Sped up would make more sense though
Because it doesn’t take you 10 seconds to read one sentence
Unless the sentence is “Why do they call it oven when you oven cold food, oven out hot food?”
i've seen that so many times but i still cant figure what it means lol
Ok so why do they call it oven when you put the cold food in (of in) and take the hot food out? Ovens should be called ofouts or ovouts
oh i get it now, holy crap
I don’t even know if that’s right that’s just my interpretation 
Whatever the fuck that is anyway
it's a vivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivivillion
duh
Someone just slide into my dm
ask for my art then proceed to ask for my irl name
and send a photo of his face to me
idk man i should take him to the federal agent
real
Anyway you should just ignore them
get doxxed
should i ping a mod for this douchebag?
yeah sure go ahead idfk
idk man wanna go talk to the federal agent
eh, ill wait a bit
but also dude
wtf
stop being a creep
for DMing someone your face, asking for their name, then whinning about it in off topic
when you get blocked
?
this is literally whinning
you're being a fucking asshole
is what you're doing
Hmmm true, this is but whinning
What's happening
you literally dm me for no fucking reason
and trying to get me to say my age
i mean real name
and show me your fucking face
stupid idiot DMed moisture for no reason
asked for their real name
That's odd
then called them insecure when they got blocked
"im looking to talk to you"

idk man that sound fucking weird
Huh well Im slowly taking back what I said about not reporting you because you didnt do anything bad
Hehe
oh thank god he got ban i think
I don't like it when people call me my real name online
Well that sure happened
thanks whoever did that
that dude was a creep
He got slammed on the ground with a ban hammer nvm
ah cool
god i should turn on dms for friend only
Well
hows it going unique
Relatable
wait how do i do that again
I dunno
doing alright, had been studying for a while so thought I might check Discord for a bit
and was greeted by this 🙂
Settings I think
cool, what class are you studying for?
Perfect timing
i just finished up my chem final
alright
Your mom's weight
neither do i
i was just doing art and stuff and that shit happen
thats why i just give out nickname when people ask 
Alright let's just forget that ever happened
yeah
Operating Systems, got an exam tomorrow
gl
Hello Sa1t
Good luck unique
but im afraid of the said person witch hunting me everywhere i go because someone did that to me once
hope it goes well for ya
Oh brother
thank you 
block 'em, report 'em if necessary
Yes
Haha yes my pa4b is getting fixed towntiw
yeah just block him lol
They cant do anything if they are blocked, I hope so
Are you okay
Yes
Strok?
Ok cool
Indeed
Porgrgamer 
Now to browse Twitter and laugh and stupid people
true
Hmmm yes
Fun
i seen someone think this is legit/not getting the reference on twitter
its funny
If you dont wanna lose braincells just laugh at them
When the discord drama
😳
Back into art disc i go
🗿
Yeah that be best
I'm listening to some tunes
Thank god for auto correct
Dead thest
Char
Chqt
Chay
Just say that your age is 68
Tu hablas ingles???
why is there a sad troll
You’re being haunted
Anyway here my password if anyone needed it :troll:
if you know how to spell then do so
I agree
iwasbornintheusa
I do know how aht
:troll:
I type to fats
Untrue
Fast
Your fingers are too fat?
:trolsad:
Nooo
you did not get the reference
Wanna listen to some tunes?
I'm listening to tunes
Do you guys know what nirvana is
good band
Indeed
true
listen to more Alice In Chains myself but Nirvana is great
Wait can you guys see what Im listening to from clicking on my pfp
I listen to them too
no, you have not linked whatever application you are listening to music on to your discord
unless it wont show if you are tagged as Away
Are you serious
It's November not December
Haha yes
Now you can see what I listen to
Unthibk
I think
not yet
hey wombat
Bruh
how's it going
Im going to close discord and tell me if you can see it

your going to typo
hey everyone!
Jello
Hello
hello
hello minecraft master
Very cool
i think tis just you
Ok
Yes
You don’t need to spam then
It takes too long

Ok
you really are a sus isnt funny
let it be known to the Jury - they can type perfectly fine they just choose not to 
sure
took you awfully long to type that
Yes because I'm trying not to have typos
took you awfully long to type that too
you are kind of a fraud ngl :/
🗿

@coral birch oh btw wombat, you play terraria right?
i have played
ah alright, for some reason i thought you still did
maybe im thinking of smth else
calamity 1.5 dropped last night
Same thing
dude my car has had the front bumper ziptied on for over a year
anyways calamity is cool, good for them
i heard about that
yes, and your car warrenty will help fix it!
we just need those fun credit card number!
as well as your mother's maiden name
and your banking details
epic vr time tonight
okay, so maiden name is pretty baller, now i just need the numbers
you fool

no problem
hawaii pizza is the best
Pineapple pepperoni is good

Dude this is my last safe haven
Every server I'm active in is talking about the update
I've already seen them 
epic
You’re in 3 UT servers
How
Does every single UT server talk about calamity
UT ?
I'm a degenerate, not an undertale fan
Under Trees

cringe
i perfer over trees
yall under tree fans are weird

anyone up for an experiment?
What kind
@maiden cypress you wanna play some crab game
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yepp srr
@austere remnant go to #hk-general
yepyep!
Ga
BOOM BOOM I’M SMASHING YOUR LEGS!!
Wholsome
Is the baby too strong for his dad
Duh, why do you think the dads leaving? the baby is too powerful for him.
I’m sorry mom. I am surprised that dad didn’t ready have superglue as a precaution, considering this was an inevitability when marrying a ceramic woman. I will help you sort the pieces in the meantime.
Yes
Jus
Hello everyone. This is your daily reminder to drink plenty of water

how can i get this as pic 
right click > same image
@frank lava Dawg, C9 is trying to get LS as their head coach. I truly do not understand what's going on with this season
Do y'all play Astro Bot Rescue Mission
i used to
Anyone want to play tic tac toe?
im making cookies
Uhm hi I'm kind of new to discord but I love hollow knight so yeah, hi
bye
XD Rip
Oh
cookies v2
aha i have achieved unblocked discord on a chromebook
that's a lot of cookies wtf
exactly 40
damn
took like a hour to shape them
choco chip cookies or plain cookies?
holy shit
looks like mollasses cookies to me
chocolate cookies
double chocolate chip?
i put cocoa powder in the mix
o
they just taste like chocolate
so basically double chocolate chip cookies without either of the chocolate chips
yes aka chocolate cookies
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hows it going gaming
Good
still havent played OW DLC
Elden ring has made me hyped
You should, great dlc
sus
no u
yea
did you see the "manfred von karma: my way" bit?
no
k I will once I have some free time
Howdy
Yo! Mr White, Hop on Call of Duty
Goddammit Jesse, I told you not to call me here
My wife cant know that im a Gamer
Yeah Bitch
Chopper Gunner
Dr - I Keep Holding On (My Hope Will Never Die) playing in the backround
Not now!
Yeah bitch
I just think the animations are cool
wh
Sad Xbox noises
such an epic and unpredictable storyline 10/10
wait did the calamity update come out
Mhm
I'm watching the spawn movie
And the DST update is gonna come out in the same week too
Ah
I'm going going flex on you
no
Why
are the new bosses out too
On what
terraria calamity
yes
What's the game about
2d survival game, get resources, find treasure, kill bosses, get better resources , kill more bosses, get better resources, kill bosses, make a base, get better resources, kill bosses, etc etc etc etc
Pretty much
Terraria's great tbh
But I'm a Console player and so I'm waiting for 1.4.1 to do my Summoner run
That sounds fun
Yes
nowhere is safe

there is only one place left to flee to

twitter?
tiwtert
I have 238 words per minute
typos dont count
check it out, i can write way more words/minute then that
watch
Speed running bee movie script
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A. A A. A A A A. A
see
that was like
10 seconds
so many words
imposible destiny crap again
No I got private access and leaked it now
Source: trust me bro
I had 111% or 112% on hollow knight before my ps4 broke
actually, you just leaked calamity 1.6
duh

can i play calamity 1.5 in terraria 1.4?
no
only chris pratt can do that
who you are not
its a me
therefore mario = chris pratt
omorio
this update has a lot of summoner items so it would fit 1.4
Can Chris Pratt do goodMario voice
Sacrificing 1.4 things is 3000% worth it for calamity content
ew
imagine playing calamity
#vanilla + blushie gang
Me sitting here not even knowing what calamity is
git gud gamers
Whips are broken
never tried summoner cause im scared
Terraria mod
Whips are broken
They're broken
@spring ermine can you formally stop with the spam nonsense
Ok
🇨🇳 🚶 🎤 💦
What
its cryptic, you wont understand
He's speaking the language of gods
Is your name the supervidol thingy but you replaced it with super mario
Because Chris Pratt wiil voice Mario in both english and chinese version of the mario movie
look it up
Whatttt
im lying
I beg yall <@&283547423706447872> can yall ban tf this guy? @torpid dune - he posted some disturbing image with shit in here like " you'll d*i in 10 days if u wont repost"
yeah i am sorry that is my fault i deserve it
:/
Where was this image sent
hk offtopic
ill just do the work for you guys ill just leave
slightly above screen with 3 dmg thing
I found it
I just need you to know thaf it can ve avtually stressing ppl out
welp, they left of their own accord
like this shit isnt serving any purpose, its not funny, nor creative or good in any way
its really just immature is all
It wasn't that bad for me
Why does every time someone @'s mods I get a notification
discord bug
I'm not a mod
Or are you
Haha very funny.
I'll just go back to my dark corner
is it even possible to make a role that is so hidden that you couldnt know they had that role
See you guys
like hidden mods could actually be a thing
no, Sloth
i dont see why it would be useful
😐
Sounds pointless
like if someone was a hidden mod they would tell people to stop and nobody would stop
SUS SUS
its a completely useless thing but it sounds fun to do
like if it was possible that is
I guess it sounds fun to do
Going to a screening of the new ghostbusters movie
I guess ill update on how it is when im done as long as my phone isnt dead by the end
Ok I’ve figured out the greatest plan for if I somehow find a time machine
Step 1. Learn Greek
Step 2. Hope and pray that it’s similar enough to communicate with Alexander the Great and associates
i have a plan for right now
learn to play field of hopes and dreams
i found a good piano arrangement it just looks very hard
im learning how to do a triple backflip
thats a lie
im learning how to lie
thats also a lie
so you don't know anything
just learn ancient greek
this is literally school stuff
we did this at like middle school
And why the fuck have I not found about this
and some in high school
because you aren't greek idk
or maybe ill learn to play the world revolving
Yeah that’s fair
seems easier than field of hopes and dreams
most greek kids have to learn some ancient greek
And im not Greek so there’s that explanation
well have to is a strong statement we learn it but in from one ear out the other
Oh so me with Arabic
i remember literally nothing
I had to learn Arabic for 9 years
i had to learn english for 14 years
Couldn’t tell you more than 10 words
so sad
i know better english than greek and i am greek
isn't that funny
actually its kinda sad
i know better english than english and im american 
the education system has failed me for i know the language i learned by watching youtube videos better than my own
im learning german for school rn
so thats gonna be my second language if i remember any of it
watch german youtube videos until you learn
well i have an actual german class
so i dont need to
i do anyways tho cause limcube cool
What is the most brain dead easy language to learn
man shits so much easier when you are a kid i literally figured out how to speak english by watching pewdiepie markiplier and jacksepticeye
Cuz if I don’t get an answer I’m picking Hungarian
english
mandarin chinese
Wait what
trust me
i don't think theres a language easier than english
i tried to learn mandarin chinese for like 2 days and i know nothing about it
so its the easiest
there definitely is
english is a hard language for non-native speakers
not really
according to a random article i found, norwegian is the easiest language for english speakers to learn
If you read read as read then you have to read this sentence again
i dont know how much to trust that though
i read read as read, cope
in the grand scheme of things english is the easiest language thats why its taught everywhere
Also cuz the British did the colonize thing and like 25% of the planet is stuck dealing with some remnant of it
now speaking it like you are native isn't the same
ig so
but pretty much most people who graduated highschool know some english
i havent graduated high school and im fluent
and its spreading more with every generation
i wish i was fluent in another language but that takes time and talking to actual native speakers of that language
i know better english than my mom and she teaches it
i gotta go take my dog out brb
best way to learn is to hear people speak it as much as possible
because like your brain kinda like
adapts
this is how you learn your native language as a kid too
its not just reading its also hearing
yeah
and asking what things mean
once you learn the words "what does that mean" or whatever it is in whatever language, you can get a better understanding of the language slowly
learning a language takes a ton of time though
This dude about to put the smack down on these demons, I can already tell 🤣
Also hello everyone 🙂
hello
a lot of time
my fingers hurt from playing tug o war with my dogs
and now i gotta go take one of them out
damn your dogs are cool
my cat just sleeps all day lol
Evenin'
they are most of the time
just got one of them about 2 weeks ago, and she is completely my dog
the other one is my brothers dog, but since he travels everywhere, he basically gave her to us
and my dog is a little less than a year old, and really annoying and energetic
i've never had a dog before
that was me a year ago
we also have 3 cats but they have been banished to downstairs so the dogs dont murder them
aww, poor kitties
yeah
its sad
my brother dumping that dog on us changed our lives a good amount
some for the better some for the worse
i cant imagine me having more than 2 pets
I used to have 11 cats
holy crap
Rip
not much
Me having almost waited for half an hour, and then about to wait 40 more minutes to get a flu shot
Aka nothing much
Random question, is it allowed to stream original art in the voice channel for art? Just wondering!
wait what the fuck did the draedon update come out?
Also, nothing much going on
Mhm
Looks like it
ok lets see how long it takes for malice Scal
or did it already happen
yeah nevermind its out
someone did it
has been for a day i think
i played a little bit last night, it has a lot of QOL changes, which was pretty surprising to me
Jesus the matrix re something or other trailer is so loud
Saw a preview of it in theaters
Maybe its because of IMAX
Hey Sloth
Hey Sloth
Me when I see a sloth
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quaver
I step away for a while, and when I come back, chaos has happened
i can do anything! (except play the world revolving on piano)
weak
do camilla remix
no
skill issue
if i cant play the normal version how would i be able to play that

you must aquire the gud
a lot of these are really not close to the original
and you can get closer to the original while still having it fairly easy
do megalovania
at. speed

tried once
try again
stream music when?
that's fun though
ive finished the right hand part of one part
now i need to figure out the left hand
wont be too hard, its just chords
well also it would have my mom yelling at me if she ever decides i need to be yelled at during the music stream
yes
sloth voice reveal 
sloth mom voice reveal
i would have to do it at a time where im home alone i guess
im home alone a lot nowadays so that wouldnt be too bad
not today though
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Kk sry
its cool
i want to play field of hopes and dreams
but it seems harder than the world revolving
play chaos king
i dont really like how it sounds tbh
if i play a song i want to play a song i really like
no u
why are people doing this
mf be looking like plankton
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tf are you talking about?
Esports
What does everyone think of the new calamity mod update?
unsatiable
no
does content that you will see as soon as you load a world count as a spoiler
Are minor boss or item changes spoilers
i dont know
the ones with like the onyx drill
i didnt get that far
k
i really want to tell you this stuff
There is one thing I feel like I need to say about it, but I'll spoiler warn it just to be safe
||Yharon is hell now||
i havent gotten that far
but theres one thing i need to say
||rage mode is useful now||
no
cope, seethe, mald
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yharim
Very good
nice
I watched the new ghostbusters movie
In theaters
I like it alot
My advice is dont shut it off when the credits start, there are post credit scenes
cool
why did i watch this entire video? because it was very cool
mutant is a very fun boss and i need to fight him again at some pint
Idk what the credits song is though LOL atleast it isnt some like remix of the ghostbusters theme
Draedon Boss from the Calamity Mod.
Tbh I don't really like this boss fight. I excepted something better out of the boss that's been hyped up for so long.
The "Exo mechs" attack you all at once, like it was said before but their attacks don't synchronize at all. Hell, they don't even work like they're supposed to. The Destroyer launches hundre...
you better fucking thank me for this
i got 1/4 spoiled
for looking this shit up on YT
no im not watching this
im also trying not to get spoiled
i know hardly anything about it rn
no no
its not the actual draedon fight
look who it's by
and who made the other vid
and when this was posted
ah okay
yeah i was just wondering cause there actually is a draedon fight
at least i think so
it might just be exo mechs
What's your opinion on the update so far?
i havent beaten any bosses, havent gotten any new weapons, im literally at the very beginning
but my opinion is 10/10 good update
that's hoow i got 1/4 spoiled
well you already knew about exo mechs
im pretty sure exo mechs are the draedon fight
i hadnt seen the sprites
Yeah clam discord said it at least 520173 times before the update came out
epic
they are underage
now time for someone to make it their PFP
oh great, so someone can make an anime about it
since every character from isaac is a different version of isaac
just say they're actually 500 years old or some shit
there already a isaac anime
yeah not a good topic for here at all
hey powdered
in issac you can be a baby shooting babies at baby corpses which spew out babies
yeah, fucked up game
issac is da baby
i mean, its not actually that messed up
when you're playing it
its mostly if you look into the DEEP LORE of it
hotline miami have better lore lmao
oh well
i've stopped playing isaac a while ago
the game just
suck now
why?
i dislike some of the changes
but its still a funn game
the game suck now because i find the game very fucking repetitive
once you stop playing it atleast
i watched a gungeon youtuber play issac mods, and they were all the same video
i could just never get into gungeon
couldnt get past floor 4
git gud

also floor 4 is hard
gud luck
I need a new game to play that doesn’t have good or loud sound
Because that for some reason sends my computer in a rapid frenzy and it restarts
Good luck finding that
A tiny bit more than 3
more than tiny bit
Random social experiment
How would you feel if all the chimps in the world suddenly disappeared (Without somehow any consequences to the environment through magic or sum)

skill issue
ive beaten the pasts of all characters
Gamer lad
Hi I'm new
Hey
welcome to hell
That is reassuring
welcome to the rabbet hole that is called Hollow Knight discord
why so many new people recently
ikd
also mr barrel do not mention hollow knight in this channel
you will swiftly get ?psa'd
Ok
read the channel description for more info
hey um get the hell out of my closet plz

Shadow clones
thats some quantum stuff
Has to be
NO, get out of My closet first. Why are you EAVEN in my closet in the first place?!
stop pinging them 
Please stop pinging me, seriously
oh ok sorry
means "i am mad at you for pinging me"
As for your question, I'm painfully bored, so idk
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks.
its pretty cool so far
Have fun and good luck
I got the demon slayer game today
hey darkious when will you be getting out of my closet?
When I'm not bored
and when will you be not bored darkious?
When I get a computer
wait dont say it
hollow knigh
i bet i can tell what you are gonna say
"and when will you get a computer darkrious?"
hey nothing happen
When I get a job
When I feel like it
The answer to all of those is never
well give up. you can stay in my closet all you want darkious
Mkay
Build a society inside the closet, that should make things interesting.
hope you are proud of yourself Darkious
Mayhaps
the closet city
wait. how did you get in my house Darkious?
I don't know
minor spelling mistake
I win
Teleportation machine malfunction?
wait. so you are saying that you don't know how you got in my house Darkious?
i need a better magic weapon
Yes and no, idfk
Just beat Moon Lord and get Last Prism, ez
what spelling mistake?
"Darkious"
but that is her name
i think instead i will get a pumpkin staff
its darkrious lol
Nah, get a Lunar Flare 😎
Sounds good
aether's whisper tho
oh..............well i fill really stupid
yeah ill get aether's whisper
What game are you talking about
its fine, its not even me who you mispelled the name of



