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lego mari
why cant nintendo just be smart and port switch exclusive games to pc
Because their games are system sellers.
Porting their games to other platforms wouldn't be a smart move for them.
being exclusive is the point
i really just want to play botw
looks cool
nintendo is just viciously protective over their ip
Can’t believe you spoiled the title screen smh my head
So there’s this thing called cemu…
The tomato has spread to the fortnite community

<@&283547423706447872> nitro scam 
gogogogoogogogog
dlscord.com lmao
ty for le ping
I’m back you farts
whats up nerd
I was just talking to someone privately after you guys gave me another case of post traumatic stress disorder
Is anyone going to talk
Ok then
Only has 6968 results, so I decided to fix that.
hollow knight
Balanced as all things should be.
noot
found this game called everhood, its pretty much like undertale but with a banger soundtrack and cool battle system
you described undertale
yes, its pretty much like undertale
but everhood deals with existential crisis
but still pretty much like undertale
kek
This segment is pure torture
That was a fun platforming bit
It was fun the first 10 times
Malded a lot first playthrough but it got fun later

Bash is a fun ability
It's not even that hard, but at certain parts if you miss a single ||bash|| you're fucked
That's what makes me die inside
Do you have ||double jump|| at that point? Idr when you get it
just watched the trailer for resident evil welcome to raccoon city
no clue if its good or bad but what the FUCK is that music choice
resident evil toronto edition
literally sucked out any fucking suspense that waa in the trailer
what the fuck were they thinking
is this a screenshot of a tweet
that was screenshot
then posted on twitter
which was then screenshot again
and then posted onto here
its your mom
joe?
sorry, who's joe?
i wonder
is it one of your friends
no
👟
dont you love that feeling when you stretch and just like your entire body relaxes
isn't that an awesome feeling
when you stretch and 24 joints crack at once
no no cracking just like
you feel awesome
like your body is becoming a soft marshmallow
fucking FINALLY
Fuckbag spoiled Paper Mario: Origami King for me
And I didn’t even end up getting far in that game and I’m still pissed about it
i'm gonna need to save that for later, thanks
you guys do realize this isn't a memes dump channel
hello, I'm doing great
Yeah that’s what #hk-meme is for
you?
good
i hate you
school however is adding extra pressure which I'm not used to at all
but the teachers said to expect bad grades in the beggining
like really bad
c-ds
Aw that sucks!
yea I'm unsure on whether to switch to the easier syllabus
this one is basically the same thing with a few more topics and it's much more compacted
pros are you get to skip the foundation year and you have a higher chance of getting accepted in the top universities
now I'm thinking of going for a medical career since microbiology and immunity really interests me
but I need at least As in biology, chemistry and another subject
A levels?
if you get a B you won't get accepted to a lot of unis unless you get like an A*AB
yep
marine bio is really interesting
how's philosophy
so back to this
A*AB and you need to be lucky as well
the field is very competitive
My Cat 
I'm currently taking bio, chem, phys and maths
not sure which to drop next year if I continue with a levels
aww
nice cat
wish I can get one
I've only had fish
9 fish 
Make sure to get a kitten. 

my beloved
blue uh
I don't remember what species it was
it's with my father's cousins rn
so yea
being a physician seems cool as well
fuck not physician
physicist
completely different
I'm unsure on what the requirements are for that
only researched some bio careers
and there I go on
how did this start
there
well
oh fuck it's 12
I have saturday lessons tomorrow
gn
Thoughts on candycorn?
?psa
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banned
got damn❗
‼️
Can any mod here change the emojis in my nickname to look like discord emojis
cant
Android kinda lame
Why not
no idea
i FUCKING knew it
why can you not do it?
oh
nvm
HE LOOKS LIKE HE EATE D A BEES 😭 😭 😱
new capybara just dropped
It does look like it was dropped
those are illigal to own in my state
hey I'm watching that show rn lmao
is it octopus game
worst state
agreed
New Jersey
no actually
hey guys whats a good old game
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spyro
i have those game
medieval moves
can i buy that on steam
no
next
lemme think
im waiting
idk
thats not a video game
Boys
anyone anna test if this is good prank clickbait
i have an oncoming event at our school
its like a localized april fools
Does omori ost have actual musicians
Fallout

Wild jumper
Why do you care
because i wanna know
i got darksiders
Depends on the species. Guessing female based on a couple characteristics (how fuzzy, body shape) but the only surefire way with a lot of species is the presence of genetalia, which don't properly develop until subadulthood
ah i hoped it wasnt like that
Some species have sexually dimorphic color schemes, these don't appear to
im a much bigger fan of spiders after playing webbed
I like those games
you guys ever played webbed
Webbed is a good game
heard a small amount about it
dont really know anything about it
It's literally just "jumping spiders: the video game"
its a little spider platformer
with in depth web mechanics
you can use your webs for all sorts of things from getting stuff outta the way to making platforms to stand on to just swinging around
looks like a cute little game
highly recommend it for like a solid 6 hours of fun
theres some secrets too
but i need to buy metroid dread first
little achievements that give you different skins and or hats
hats
or a skateboard
bro funny comic man has a dictionary of all jumping spider things ever on his desk at all times
any game that gives you hats to use is a ogod game
yeah
i would too if i had jumping spiders as pets
Naw I dont need a dictionary, I just learn it all
You are the dictionary
i would want to know everything about the little guys so i can protect them forever
more games need to acknowledge the cuteness of jumping spiders
Here's a female and male regal jumping spider pair, female left male right. Pretty obvious differences
yeah that is pretty obvious
looks like the male has smaller eyes as well
wait no
it just looked like that because his face is black and the female's isnt
i gotta go now, have fun with soot and ember and icarus and any new spiders you might have gotten
Yeet
Hats are sooo last decade. Fishing mini games are cool rn
is scp secret laboratory good
I’ve already shown this off but maybe you’ll all think it’s cool
I ionized my helium to make it glow
That is pretty cool!
hehe fuunny zap thingie
What happens if you ionize uranium
Dogma nuts
ok true
but seriously tho
i need to know
does everybody hate this game and love this game as much as i do
its like a feeling of simultaneous hate and love mixed together in a blender
its just one of those games thats a struggle to actually start playing
but then you get good and it feels so good

Do you fight dragons in the game
good morning
give me this emoji
like it starts and you like "haha funny goblins this game is easy" and then FUCK YOU WALK MILES ON FOOT WITH FUCKING RANDOM BULLSHIT ATTACKING YOU AT EVERY CORNER

There is literally no method of transportation in this game other than walking and limited teleport points
Morning guys
literally right outside of the big city in the game there is a fucking griffin that can randomly fucking drop from the sky to fucking kill you
i KILLED that bitch
i doused him in fucking oil and put him on fire and slashes its fucking wings off piece of shit
Woah griffins?
Thanks
and the motherfucking chimera that attacks you outta nowhere
but its actually easy as shit
oh yeah and the giant stone gollems that kill you in 3 hits and can only be hit in specific points of their body
Which game is this?
dragons dogma
dragon de
OH YEAH AND THE FUCKING DRAGON THAT SITS CLOSE TO A BEGINNER QUEST AND KILLS YOU INSTANTLY IF YOU DONT RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
did i mention the map is shit and hard to figure out
whoops my bad i was late haha
and half of the time you only have general idea of where you go
did i make this game look awful yet
well its not its actually one of my favorite games
10/10
i recommend it if you are a masochist sometimes
like if you ever feel like "i want someone to rip my guts out just so i can put them back in and rip their guts out and burry them in the ground" play this game
i missed the part where thats my problem
jk
well i'll be your solution then
True.

my computer is not good enough for windows 11 apparently
windows 11 
Is windows 11 a thing
Hello Everyone. This is your daily reminder to drink plenty of water
Thank you
yes
hades isnt hell, its all of the afterlife
heaven, hell, and purgatory, all wrapped up in one.
hades good
and pepsi
Wait no, I do not endorse this
Only Pepsi
hades is confusing
because it's the name of both the god
and the area the god rules over
like why?
either way it aint hell
no, technically a small part of it is something similar to hell
Dont fight me on technicalities, ill kick your ass every time
I thought that map wasn't tournament legal
@flat spindle oh, you like technicalities ? name every technicality ever
what map?
there is only one technicality, and all technicalities are all just subsets of it
hades is greek mythology no need to think about it too hard

greek > roman
fite me
i am greek so im inclined to agree
i think the most funny thing ever is living in a shit country and seeing people being in denial about it being shit
USA go BRRRRRRRRRRR
my sister came back to greece recently and all she was talking about is how shit it is compared to the other places she traveled to and im like ok i get it im fucked until i can leave this hellhole
greece is like that food you eat when you just want to chew on something you know what i mean
yeah
like the ice cream flavor you get when none of your favorites are there
What a terrible feeling
greece was shit even when it was important ngl
like even being greek and going on vacation in places in greece is phebomenal
nah greece was in a pretty great spot in times of old
they spent like 99% of their time infighting
they just fucking killed themselves off
isnt musalini's granddaughter running for office or smth there?
and then they got fucked and got taken over and then they got free and then they got taken over again and then they got free and now we owe money to like everyone
Man shit just sucks i wanna get out of here
but on the other hand natural disasters are rare and crime is low so things are always chill
i walk the streets with little to no worries in my mind
Elected, actually.
Her policies are pretty much the polar opposite of her grandfather's
that's good
Vanilla is clearly the best ice cream flavor
i wanna post a really reallly funny tik tok can i 😦
Maybe
I dunno
I think you can send one meme out of context when there’s no conversation going on
I don’t know how to respond to that
you don't
Basic
Make it cookies and cream
Why does my Xbox torture me like this
based
If i bought omori id still have about 15 dollars left
and i got a birthday soon soooooo
ill buy it when i finish blue fire, maybe gungeon but prob not finish that
My birthday was yesterday and I slept through the whole thing

I don't think there was a party at all
how old r u
imagine
sad
I just get money for my birthday then buy video games until my next birthday
I should probably start using my money for something productive
Relatable
Action figures or do you not have a brain?
ive bought a lot of games recently like i got dark souls 3 metroid dread psychonauts daemon x machina guilty gear strive darksiders
maybe you should say action figures
yeah me too
AAA games dont hit the same anymore, ill still get metroid dread but theyve lost some of their charm to me
Sad!
if game good i buy
Sad!
legends arceus started looking better with the newer trailer
What trailer??
not as better as the gen 4 remakes like god damn
before it just looked like a really bad open world place
talk about a glowup
Ikr
i havent seen the newer trailer about the gen 4 remakes
indie games tend to have better/more emotional story with more replayability, thats what ive seen
yeah same for me, though a lot of nintendo games are good too
breath of the wild has infinite replayability
if the game is good i buy
Yeah theres still good ones, and good one releasing
I diagnose you with depressing story
I never played that, seems cool though
its such a good game
ah i remember when i got overwatch
From what ive seen of it, it looks like Blue Fire but actually high budget and stuff
my friend had played a lot of overwatch and introduced me to it, and i wanted it, and he actually got it for me for my birthday
we WILL see blizzard turn to dust and blow away sooner rather than later
Hopefully
like im telling you
after that i played it a lot for a while and realized that that friend is a tryhard
this company will not last
Prophet moment
unless of course they do the impossible and GOD forbid become a better company
i wish my friends still played video games, but idk what we would play together anyway, fortnite? gartic? smash bros?
he was way too competitive, getting too worked up about stupid stuff
i basically just abandoned overwatch

i started playing it a bit recently but it was still boring for me
Never played it never will
Idk how they can make a comeback after all this
They cannot
Good
overwatch 2? no, that wont work that looks the exact same as normal overwatch
They need new management they need big changes but thats never gonna happen
Instead they will rot
Oh yeah That shit is still happening
i dont care about overwatch 2 at all
rot in the darkest depths of stupidity
i wont get overwatch 2 no matter what

i gotta go do math now
tough
well finish mat
Oof
math*
Man i remember when people wanted to work at blizzard
Im going to Holiday World tomorrow
i dont want to ever work for a big video game company
literally at the start of last year i had classmates saying they dream of one day working at blizzard
not anymore
yeah i aint never working on triple A
What do you do
Art perhaps?
probably programming
Sounds fun
im not good at programming at the moment but its something i enjoy doing
You know how much that shit sucks like i have insight on that and let me tell you it sucks
most makers of AAA games don't care about the game, which is why indie games tend to be better
seems like it
hi back
though sometimes rarely AAA studios care about the money so much that they make a good game
Im dad
yes, i'm a programmer
what do you mean i started reading about C# and tried it for myself then just forgot about it?
yes, im a programmer
passionate devs are everywhere, it's just that management in larger studios fuck over creativity
what do you mean i started a HTML class for school and that has nothing to do with game development?
Yeah
Wait sorry I forgot my cigarettes brb
ciggerates

what do you mean that scratch isn't an actual coding language??
anyways working at a big company means doing jackshit for like 10 years until they notice you somehow
shit, i forget what the engine was
one of the games i play
is built in one of those things
what do you mean mario maker 2 isnt an actual programming language?????????
block coding
working on indie games is a much more fun process that allows you to create what you want and believe is good without half your life wasting away
i dont like block coding personally
no one does
i dont really learn anythign from it
this guy just uses it because he can't do actual code
better than using mario maker 2 to make games
You should probably pay attention
computer science is a pretty good job tho
you can get paid a lot for it, and if you enjoy it, its even better
we spent like 4 classes covering what a bit and a byte were
im like wtf
it takes like 30 seconds to explain
not even covering the nybble smh
Moment
and he STILL hasn't properly explained how it works
im taking an HTML, CSS, and javascript class in school right now

im learning a fair bit of stuff, but most of those languages dont really affect game design
you could make a game with javascript tho i think
not sure
You can make a game in html too
you can make a game in anything
maybe not a very good or well made one
but you CAN do it
brb gonna spend 10 years building a game in cobol
dinosaur game is probably made in html, seeing as its on a browser
i wonder how hard that was to make
crosscode was made entirely in html5
game deving is smth im interested in tbh
enter the gungeon was made entirely with spaghetti
same
im just not planning to do anything about it
because it just isnt a viable career
unless i want to work at a studio or smth

gib demo
hand it over
i dont have a demo
I'd post a game I published on itch but it's hk
then make one
i havent done anything about this hypothetical game
its just something i want to do, but havent done a single thing about yet
what's your concept?
godot's pretty nice btw
havent thought about what it would be about, what kind of game it would be, 2d or 3d, anything like that
probably 2d
3d is too hard atm
my problem is motivation
a 2d thing in RPG maker would be easy to do
i always lose motivation to make a game
if you wanted to do smth to flesh out the concept
i got so far as to make a discord server with a bunch of friends to almost make a game one time
the discord server still exists and we're all still there
havent talked for multiple months in that server but it still exists
we did talk about what its gonna be about
my hardest thing was just figuring out how to code it
i had been researching GDScript, the language of godot, but i hadnt learned enough to make anything other than a example game they had
and i didnt even make that right
coding easy, sound design & writing hard
Not sure i want to unpause.
How do i always manage to be jumping when i want to fast travel
btw, ive been reading resurection
i forgot how big of a shit show omega-7 was
that's the one with the victory society right?
i always get daleport and an unfinished ritual mixed up
yes
3 victory dieties and triamgle face
pangloss best eldritch boi
there are actually 2 different triangle face deities on the wiki
it was good but man these swallow up entire city scps are creepy
there's one that's..... not as nice as pangloss
check out an unfinished ritual
2480
2480 is one of the VERY few times
shit gets so fucked the foundation and the GOC team up
enjoy
my buddies
M.C & D > GOC > Dr.Wondertainment > church of the broken god > sarkic cults > insurgency > MCF > AR > church of the 2nd hytogh > fithists
is my GoI tier list
for most of the bigger ones
WTF is an NFT?
also, no
no advertising
yeah no
M.C & D has some of the most interesting interactions with other groups
because they actually work off supply and demand
I BEAT JEVIL I AM GOD
you are
he can do anything you know
so he chose to lose
Except open the door
you convinced him to make himself lose
fun fact
those lines are based off a random clown sticker pack
from somewhere on the internet
Amazing
🥲
pls explain
Idk some fucking png that destroys the environment when you can easily just "save image"
Oh they're also expensive
And they always look so so bad
epic
The average NFT
Who the fuck actually PAYS for these
NFT artists can't draw for shit
So yeah NFTs are bad
that looks like my ms paint attempts at pixel art
it's a form of cryptocurrency i think? so it takes a lot of energy to maintain
Its confusing
unsatiable, the unfinished ritual is freaking terrifying right now
straight up spooky
@forest remnant im reading the unfinished ritual right now and its pretty scary for as far as i got
how far in. are you?
like % wise
im sure it does
much, much worse
grayson was reduced to ash
that was pretty weird
kids were eating a dog
that was even weirder
you're in the CALM part of the artical
the part that's meant to be tame in compared to what comes later
i saw the word "mitochondria" and i was like YOOOO THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
based
when the mitochondria is the power house of the cell :sus:
i accidentally closed the window so im just gonna finish school and read the rest later
"accidentally"
i literally have no idea how it happened
well you see
tab is the wrong word
I once knew someone who I ironically believed the Bee movie was a documentary
the uh thing on the bottom of the screen, the taskbar
it is duh
it's a look into the madness of the people who made it
bee movie is a documentary on bees and honey and how giving bees honey because of a lawsuit would be a bad idea
That person (The one who believed the bee movie was a documentary) is no longer my friend
surf's up is a mockumentary and i love it
They also thought climate change and the moon landing were both fake
that movie is fire
oh you believe in the moon? cringe
the moon doesnt exist its just cheese
i thought everyone knew that
well the moon landing was fake
And they also gaslit me and another one of their friends and were ableist, so I don’t think I really lost too much
yeah you didnt know they just created an artificial moon for that
my roommate fucking tries to gaslight me
he's a cunt
its still out in the solar system somewhere, we just havent figured out where
Once they tried to convince me to do their work for them then denied they did it several months later
Tired jevil is cute
you're cute yeah i guess so
he just looks sad
It's a lumpy sphere
my roommate tries to pull shit like that, but like 20 minutes after it happens
yk a cool fact about flat earth
if the earth was flat, we would perceive life as like being inside of a sphere
when we walk, the sphere rotates
because of some weird science thing
its the same reason we perceive the earth as flat i guess
if you think earth is flat you’re not tall enough 
this post was made by a government drone
so it must be true
birds arent government drones
everything i say is true
they're too big
we charge via the power lines
little bird
that's what they want you to think
That explains why wasps follow me when I try to walk away from them
no, those are the alien drones
But seriously, wasps suck
the government uses birds
i am so tired of doing math, i need to just get it over with
had to do 2 things of math today cause i didnt do one yesterday
Gangsta's Paradise is a good rap song
@tall canopy how you liking 2480?
that's just his name
whats 2840 about?
and he also may or may not be satan himself
sorry what
that's an unfinished ritual
he's also anomolus
what does he do
and he's been involved in the assasination of the entire 0-5 concil
wait so he's bad?
mild reality anchor properties, female anomolies can't see him, lots of stuff
no, he just is
he rode SCP-682 once
while wearing a cowboy hat
oh so he's not bad
and caused a containment breach
he's just clef
theres no way a bad person would ride scp 682 wearing a cowboy hat
there is no other word to describe him
is special agent andrea adams a female anomaly then
yes
she's the other member of the MTF
it's a task force of 2 foundation assets
mobile task force
oh i see now
basically a foundation spec ops team
this one is designed as a clean up crew for if alpha niner goes bad
mtf lambda-2 ("impending sexual harrassment complaint")
alpha niner
whats that
so much i dont know about scp
an MTF designed around using humanoid anomolies as members
thats really funny
who renamed the task force to fat ugly misogynist dinosaur tho
andrea adams?
yes
hold on
jim and dwight
let me link the tales
read this
then this
i like the names of all the task forces
and different groups
i will read those... after i finish math
if you dm them to me i can find them easier
no matter how much time passes this still looks like a fucking photoshop
he just fucking is there he literally standing there
Idk how Sakurai managed to just actually put steve
A steve that plays exactly like steve
Same stance same art style same everything
Its perfect
it so does
At least they didn't try to make Steve realistic
Also in July 23, 2012, a massive solar flare nearly as strong as the Carrington event barely missed earth
Is that why 2012 was the "final year" or something?
Actually, the Mayans just saw another planet and thought it would collide with the earth
Ah
Actually wait no, it was because the Mayan calendar ended then
At least, I think so, I'm checking the NASA article about it
there was something else too
idk if it was in 2012
but the like dragon's eye or something
Was it a planet or something?
it was a nebula in the sky i think, and christians misinterpreted the bible to thinking that it meant the end of the world
I see
theres a fan pokemon based on it
Neat
what was the name again
i forgot
it sounds like an eldritch god kinda name tho
endram odai
did you finish 2480 ?
k
because its a cool idea for a fakemon
and the fakemon region as a whole is cool
i like the youtuber that makes it, lockstin and gnoggin, he does lots of interesting pokemon things, though he is a bit cringy at times
I heard a discussion about them in another discord server once
ive mostly just watched. his review of the pokemon battle royal stuff now
yeah those were fun
Apparently they've made fakemon that have very questionable origins
all what 4? of them?
4 i think
yeah but a lot of real pokemon have some weird origins
they're trying to make it more for older things i think
like the one that is the souls of dead kids possesing a tree
yeah
does anyone here play minecraft?
and looking into shedinjas back steals your soul immediately
go play [minecrap] or smth

"SHEDINGJA, USE TURN AROUND"
Yeah, but I haven't played it very recently. Why?
uhh what was another weird pokemon
oh yeah looking at what mimikyu actually looks like kills you or something
yes
you got 2988 pokebucks!
oh man
EVERYTHING DIES
magkargo
You go insane
iirc
No
talking to unsatiable
Oh
epic pfp btw
Just broadcast Shedinja's back to the entire world
Thank you
world domination
It’s a ss I took a long time ago
actually theres no world to dominate anymore if you do that
you can just do whatever you want
would it be a good idea to throw a shit ton of mods into a pack and see if my pc can handle it
also nice femfuckalphacatdogfurryaltgothemoanimebigbitchpolypunksoysigmabetalittlepisshotsoftchadtomgaybistraightexpan about me
hey kip
sup
how's it been
it has been
oh has it
I tried to find every boy type
answer the question
nvfhdbvhjdf
i
was going
to answer
with
my birthday
but
yo, just got flirted with during work
WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEN
Oh no
by a FUCKING NECKBEARD
Wait great
Moment
did he pull out a katana?
Bruh
ok new plan,found a pack with 227 mods for mc and testing if my pc wont explode
Make your wedding attire out of his mighty neck fur
this is not the first time I've met this man
how much gigs of ram do you have....?
no idea
if you have 16 just....don't
even better
he's (potentially) been stalking me
that way you know him better when you marry him
^your PC
WELP HERE WE FUCKIN GO
you'll regret it
Well fuck
it's more annoying then pain
nevermind about the marrying
what makes you say that?
yeah
fuck cunts like that
ill take my chances
egg dog 
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