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daring oracle
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What’re we talking about right now?

glacial wadi
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He can fly and shit

fallow plaza
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i love the way he just zooms

forest remnant
fallow plaza
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i want to be space godzilla

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if i had super powers, i would have space godzillas powers

glacial wadi
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Being space Godzilla must be a little painful

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I mean look at his shoulders

daring oracle
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Space Godzilla is the ultimate life form

glacial wadi
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How does he move his arms

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Oh wait

fallow plaza
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he doesnt

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why would he need to move his arms when he can fly

forest remnant
fallow plaza
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he can just fly around, bump into things, and kill whatver he bumps into

forest remnant
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the ultimate life form is suicide bomber godzilla

glacial wadi
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He can use telekinesis

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I completely forgot

forest remnant
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that's a real thing btw

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godzilla that explodes

glacial wadi
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Burning

forest remnant
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when he goes and uses his power or whatever

daring oracle
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The ultimate life form is the white’s tree frog

fallow plaza
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ultimate life form is capybara

forest remnant
fallow plaza
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im being serious here, jumping spiders are the ultimate lifeform

glacial wadi
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Only after godzilla vs kong I decided to get into godzilla again

forest remnant
glacial wadi
forest remnant
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i heard a decent quote about. it

glacial wadi
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Its actually not that bad

fallow plaza
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they are intelligent, small and fast enough that birds cant get them, they are the apex predator of their ecosystem, and they are adorable

glacial wadi
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Quite good. Even

forest remnant
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"americans can not imagine anything they can't kill with missiles"

glacial wadi
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Yeah it was a weak godzilla

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But still

fallow plaza
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well irl there arent many things you cant kill with missiles

glacial wadi
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It was alright

fallow plaza
daring oracle
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True

fallow plaza
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otherwise it probably wouldnt kill it

glacial wadi
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But will the cockroach stand still

fallow plaza
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cockroaches are the ultimate lifeform simply because they are survivable

glacial wadi
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🪳

daring oracle
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Mosquitos never seem to die

glacial wadi
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Sadly

fallow plaza
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i see mosquitos die all the time

daring oracle
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I squished one once and it still got up and flew away a few minutes later

glacial wadi
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I once killed one while it had my blood

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And then like there was my blood mixed with the bug's blood

fallow plaza
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gross

glacial wadi
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It was disgusting but also kind of intresting

fallow plaza
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you and the mosquito did a blood oath

glacial wadi
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Lol

fallow plaza
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what was the oath, i wonder

daring oracle
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Fish are neat

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There’s so much variety

fallow plaza
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you mean fishes are neat

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when you are talking about one certain species of fish, you say "fish", but when you are talking about multiple different species, such as all different species, you say "fishes"

daring oracle
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One fish is literally just a pancake

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It’s eyes also change where they are as they grow up to be on one side of its head

fallow plaza
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i took a marine biology class a couple years back

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there are so many cool fishes

brave warren
fallow plaza
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flounder?

daring oracle
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I was thinking of halibut

fallow plaza
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halibut, flounder, same thing

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basically the same thing

daring oracle
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I think i got the fish confused though, it could’ve been a flounder

fallow plaza
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maybe

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flounders stay on the ocean floor to blend in to their surroundings

daring oracle
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Aren’t their eyes on the same side of their head so that they can see perfectly on one side of their head?

fallow plaza
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fish form cleaning stations where shrimp clean predator's teeth without the predators fighting them

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and the predators line up and stuff

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its kinda funny

daring oracle
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I heard about shrimp cleaning larger fish’s teeth

fallow plaza
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its a symbiotic relationship

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symbiosis is cool

daring oracle
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Isn’t there also a fish called a cleaner wrasse that just cleans fish’s teeth?

fallow plaza
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not sure, but probably

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lots of fish clean other fish teeth

daring oracle
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I’m pretty sure they pick off parasites off of the fish’s skin as wel

fallow plaza
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have you heard of lampreys

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speaking of parasites lol

daring oracle
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Yes

fallow plaza
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i hate lampreys

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they are terrifying

daring oracle
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Lampreys are horrifying

fallow plaza
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im glad they arent big

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like really big

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they would be the dominant species

brave warren
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lampreys are invasive in my area wai

fallow plaza
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waters would be off-limits everwhere

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world-wide panic

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lampreys have grown to be bigger than whales

daring oracle
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Good thing there isn’t a fish, whose venom is one of the most dangerous out of any fish, that can survive on land

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Oh wait, those already exist

fallow plaza
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oh wait, theres blue ringed octopus

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yeah

daring oracle
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I was referring to stonefish, but yes

fallow plaza
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blue ringed octopus is probably worse

glacial wadi
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Why are colorful animals so dangerous

daring oracle
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Because it’s to warn predators that they shouldn’t eat them

fallow plaza
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because it attracts other animals, or makes them go away

daring oracle
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It’s common in frogs

fallow plaza
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blue ringed octopuses have a bunch of blue rings that make little kids touch them and die

glacial wadi
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Ive heard that the blue ringed octopus is super dangerous

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Like what does it do?

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Do you just touch it then

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Get poisoned?

fallow plaza
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if you even just touch it, you get poisoned, and it can kill you in like 12 hours or something

glacial wadi
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When the

fallow plaza
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oh nevermind i looked it up its actually 30 minutes

glacial wadi
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Holy shit

fallow plaza
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Like other octopuses, blue-ringed octopuses have a beak, and their venom is secreted from its salivary glands. In the worst case, a dose of the venom can shut down muscles such as those that keep you breathing and cause death within 30 minutes.

glacial wadi
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Is it actually just a peaceful animal

fallow plaza
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ah it looks like its just bites

glacial wadi
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Or does it attack other animals and humans on purpose

fallow plaza
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thats slightly better

fallow plaza
glacial wadi
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Oh just bites

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Oh well

fallow plaza
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How deadly is a blue-ringed octopus?
The TTX that a blue-ringed octopus injects is so deadly that 1 milligram of it can kill a human. It's one of the most potent toxins on earth, and there is no antidote.

glacial wadi
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That thing better back the fuck off me

daring oracle
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The box jellyfish has venom that can kill you in 4 minutes

fallow plaza
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what about man-o-wars

glacial wadi
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Thats gotta be the most poisonus venom ever

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... Right?

daring oracle
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I’ll look into that

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Turns out, the Inland Taipan is more venomous

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It’s venom is strong enough to kill 100 fully grown men

fallow plaza
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yeah i looked it up too

glacial wadi
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O_o

fallow plaza
glacial wadi
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It looks like the most basic snake ever ngl

daring oracle
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I think there’s a type of bacteria that’s even deadlier, though

half wyvern
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Anyone here watched squid game yet

glacial wadi
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Ye

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No

half wyvern
glacial wadi
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I don't watch shows

fallow plaza
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what even is squid game

glacial wadi
fallow plaza
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why have i seen stuff about it

half wyvern
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Very great Korean show on netflix

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It's really thrilling

daring oracle
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Has anyone heard of the Humboldt squid?

gusty pumice
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Squid Game reminds me a lot of As the Gods Will, which was a pretty fun, albeit cheesy, Japanese film.

wraith shadow
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hofeoahfopsnfesofnwefopepe[two9ewtewshjtepw['t]hset;'lseht'

hearty cape
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Ill put this here too

glacial wadi
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Very cool

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Hoy fuck

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Is that a box of bean bozzled

hearty cape
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yessir

glacial wadi
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I haven't seen those shits in ages

hearty cape
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why do people care more about the stuff on my desk than the jenga blocks

glacial wadi
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Because.

brave warren
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jenga god seerpray

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i can't even stack them for a normal game properly

soft breach
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Can someone boost my confidence level

hearty cape
maiden cypress
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I have [elevated] faith in you

hearty cape
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Thx

soft breach
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Yes

hearty cape
soft breach
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gaming

hearty cape
soft breach
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listen

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I just want confidence man

hearty cape
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I need specifics

soft breach
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questions do the opposite of give me confidence

hearty cape
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what type of game

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is it minecraft, gungeon, deltarune

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fine just ignore me

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enjoy your confidence

quasi spindle
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I got to the fifth floor for the first time today but died

hearty cape
daring oracle
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I got to the second floor boss with the buzzsaw gun but died

hearty cape
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I got to floor5 once, but normally i cant get past floor3

glacial wadi
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I once reached the third floor

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Svaed then quit

hearty cape
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I dont have much motivation to play it

glacial wadi
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But when I opened the game again

hearty cape
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I just play ||hk|| and blue fire now

glacial wadi
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They took away my fucking guns

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How do I do third floor with the starter gun are these guys fr

hearty cape
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Tough

glacial wadi
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Is this actually normal

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Or is it a glitch

stray finch
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Hello everyone. This is your daily reminder to drink plenty of water

hardy plaza
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have some b r e d with water too (maybe)

glacial wadi
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Teeth

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It looks sick

hearty cape
glacial wadi
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Literally

hearty cape
lucid iron
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Hello, I'm new here

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i will likely be most active in the art channels

brave warren
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hi bluemoth! i live in the art channels

glacial wadi
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Oh

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So that's why everyone is excited huh

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You should have probably spoiler tagged that

green zodiac
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Venom is cute

glacial wadi
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I haven't watched the movie yet

green zodiac
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I haven't watched the sequel

spring ermine
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yea my brother invited me to watch venom tomorrow lol

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even tho i'm not a fan of venom lol

green zodiac
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Invite me instead

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I wanna watchhh

hearty cape
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Yay i got a good the lion sleeps tonight piano recording

spring ermine
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i'm playing Binding of Isaac today for first time. gonna play it with mods.

spring ermine
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Hey everyone.

cursive sluice
quartz iris
normal sapphire
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i joined this server soley to get the me when beans gif

zenith thorn
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random =/= funny

quasi spindle
midnight crypt
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Yo I just got a cat

spring ermine
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shroompog finally finished ds1 sl1 no roll/block/parry

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epic gamer

spring ermine
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@rigid coyote 4K? 🤗

cyan schooner
green zodiac
wraith shadow
fallow plaza
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OOGA BOOGA

wraith shadow
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Yesterday some1 in here was saying Jevel's difficulty was comparable to Sans' difficulty.

Absolutely mental

spring ermine
potent smelt
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Hi

midnight crypt
wraith shadow
winter temple
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wh

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what

bright horizon
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q

serene geode
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I can’t fall asleep

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Meanwhile me trying to admire my shantae collection

austere radish
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RECOMMEND ME A HOLLOW-LIKE GAME

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I'm going insane

winter temple
austere radish
winter temple
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next year

austere radish
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Can I survive until it's released

winter temple
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yes

potent burrow
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metroid dread comes out this friday and theres super metroid on nintendo switch online

austere radish
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I'm waiting for Crowsworn

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And Silksong

potent burrow
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so you plan on playing 0 games until those come out

austere radish
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Complete Hollow Knight in all different mods

potent burrow
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or you could play other games

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like you know the free metroid game that comes with nintendo switch online

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actually i think theres more than one in nso but im not sure

austere radish
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Nintendo

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I play PC only

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Sadly

potent burrow
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emulate it then

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snes emulators are like the easiest emulators to set up

flat briar
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tf is ‘hollow knight steam trading cards’

fallow plaza
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tf is "?psa"

flat briar
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someone just dm’d me asking for that

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ive never met them before

fallow plaza
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probably a scam

flat briar
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block tyme ig

fallow plaza
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i guess

winter temple
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psa does this (mods dont ban me im only demonstrating)

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?psa

civic glacierBOT
flat briar
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oh

winter temple
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thats what it does

fallow plaza
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yeah i know

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i was just saying cause you mentioned hk kinda

flat briar
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here

fallow plaza
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i mostly just mention ?psa like a joke, what you said wasnt really ?psa worthy

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its fine to talk about it here

winter temple
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i mean ask it there if it's related to hollow knight by any chance tbh

potent burrow
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just say banned its funnier

flat briar
potent burrow
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banned

fallow plaza
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oh, you said the letter "h"? thats the first letter of the game, BANNED

potent burrow
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you just said it

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banned

fallow plaza
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oh, you said the word "nail"? theres nails in the game, BANNED

potent burrow
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you just said another thing

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banned

winter temple
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nail polish

potent burrow
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banned

winter temple
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shut up

flat briar
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mmmmmok enough off topic for today

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bye

fallow plaza
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btw mods this is not trying to say that you are bad at moderating and ban for bad reasons, it is just a joke

potent burrow
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banned

winter temple
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fair

potent burrow
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I've found various ways to reference the vacant paladin so i technically don't break any rules

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its funnier this way

fallow plaza
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the spectre with horns

winter temple
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specter knight

fallow plaza
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specter knight

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shovel knight

potent burrow
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the caped crusader

fallow plaza
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king knight

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plague knight

winter temple
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plaugue knight

fallow plaza
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tinker knight

potent burrow
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night knight

winter temple
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mole knight, tinker knight, propeller knight, sjsuhahsjakskd

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mr. hat my beloved

fallow plaza
fallow plaza
winter temple
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i looove playing as mr. hat in sk showdown

fallow plaza
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i dont

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he's so bad

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best character is polar knight

potent burrow
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anyways

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cant wait

fallow plaza
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why

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what will it be

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spring hammer?

potent burrow
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sonic

fallow plaza
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honestly probably a spring hammer

potent burrow
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bet its just sonic outfit for your cat lol

fallow plaza
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hopefully not a sonic palico

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please not

potent burrow
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i dont have very high hopes

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still neat

fallow plaza
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i dont want to be fighting diablos with a cat next to me going "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"

potent burrow
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if we got a weapon that'd be sick but i just dont see it happening

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ring dual blades

fallow plaza
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bad enough that my cats always say "whats better than a full item pouch"

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plenty of things, carrie

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yes i named my cat carrie because she is a gathering palico and carry gathering eh its funny

potent burrow
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i named my cat gummy

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and my dog gumball

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and my owl bubblegum

fallow plaza
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i actually have a bunch of different palicos

potent burrow
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i stay on brand at all times

fallow plaza
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i only ever use like 2

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my owl is named "pp"

potent burrow
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pee

fallow plaza
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my first cat was named "dead cells"

potent burrow
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i just name everything something gum related

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like i said i am always on brand

fallow plaza
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i name everythign pretty much whatever i want

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its normally a pretty dumb name

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in MHST however, i name every monster based on their name

potent burrow
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pretty much whatever i want is kinda a lame name bro ngl

fallow plaza
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bulldrome becomes brian, velocidrome becomes velocibro, yian kut-ku becomes juan k., yian garuga becomes juan g, etc etc

potent burrow
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and you give it to everything? kinda silly if you ask me

fallow plaza
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cant forget my best monster, lagiachris the lagiacrus

potent burrow
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in mhst2 i just name stuff whatevers funny because i cant find that many gum related names

fallow plaza
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the only time i broke that pattern was to name my kecha wecha "living nightmare"

potent burrow
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name my pukei barf isn't that awesome

fallow plaza
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i named mine preston

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it gives him more of a personality

potent burrow
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thats not as awesome as barf

fallow plaza
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yes

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but i get attached to my monsters

potent burrow
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who doesn't

fallow plaza
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i love them like a friend

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because they have human-like names

potent burrow
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i should've named my legiana big chill

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i dont remember what name i gave it

fallow plaza
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and then theres brachydio

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i named him dio

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funni

potent burrow
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i am laughing in a different timeline

fallow plaza
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never really used that brachydios other than for rock breaker

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hmm lemme think of the monster i used for the longest

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definitely brian

potent burrow
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i have a nergigante named crunch he's pretty awesome and also insanely strong

fallow plaza
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brian was a glass cannon

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he had insane damage, but pretty low health, and not many resistances

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his gene pool was horrible too

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but i got him back in the darj hot baths, and i kept him forever

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i have a feeling its gonna be the same deal with preston in MHST 2

potent burrow
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have you gotten any deviants

fallow plaza
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no...?

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whats a deviant

potent burrow
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strong

fallow plaza
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hmm

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deviant deez nuts

potent burrow
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i have a regular nargacuga and silverwind nargacuga that have matching names

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ones glare and the others leer

fallow plaza
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so is that stuff like blue yian kut-ku

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azure rathalos

potent burrow
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not even close

fallow plaza
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ah okay

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is it only a thing in MHST 2

potent burrow
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its from mhgu but they added them to mhst2

fallow plaza
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ah makes sense why i havent seen them

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im still not very far in mhst 2

potent burrow
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deviants are just stronger versions of monsters with new moves

fallow plaza
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but i beat mhst 1

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and did some post-game stuff

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do you have mhst 1

potent burrow
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beat it a while ago

fallow plaza
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do you have it

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i want to get glavenus

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and you need to do online battles to get glavenus

potent burrow
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just get one in mhst2

fallow plaza
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but theres absolutely nobody playing on the servers

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as expected

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why would anyone be playing mhst

potent burrow
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its literally in the wild in mhst2 you can get it from dens

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just like the other fated 4

fallow plaza
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thats nice

fallow plaza
potent burrow
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mizutsune astalos glavenus gammoth

fallow plaza
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thats kinda a weird combo of monsters

potent burrow
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not really?

fallow plaza
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mizutsune doesnt have anything to do with the others, does it

potent burrow
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they where all the flagships of generations

fallow plaza
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oh

potent burrow
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and made to counter eachother

fallow plaza
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i havent played generations so i guess that makes sense

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i knew astalos and glavenus had something to do with eachother, but i didnt know what exactly

potent burrow
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mizutsune is weak to thunder astalos is weak to ice gammoth is weak to fire and glavenus is weak to water

fallow plaza
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that makes a nice circle

potent burrow
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anyways im gonna go eat

fallow plaza
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those are all monsters that got like variant things in title updates of mhst 2

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soulseer mizutsune, boltreaver astalos, elderfrost gammoth, hellblade glavenus

opal violet
solar pebble
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Ok

unique turret
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hello

livid mica
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wwaa

unique turret
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?

potent burrow
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i play splitgate with the mindset "it's not about winning it's about sending a message" but i still win anyways

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im sure I'd instantly die if i went on ranked

green zodiac
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gaming

tulip turret
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Taxation is theft

frosty holly
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its only about sending a message if you don't win

normal sapphire
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I SLEPT FOR FOUR HOURS AND FEEL LIKE IM TOING TO COLLAPSEE

potent burrow
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one of the best feelings is solving the mystery in a mystery movie before the movie tells you the answer

tall canopy
potent burrow
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and if you actually keep up with the marketing of a film too

marble whale
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hey mods please ban Mihawk he stole my steam account with 150 hours in hollow knight and like has a friend who pretends to be a steam mod

brave canopy
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Sounds like something to talk to steam support about

onyx brook
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shouldn't you submit a ticket

marble whale
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yeah i did

onyx brook
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if you still have control over your email account you can still recover

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and why don't you have 2fa

brave canopy
marble whale
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i dont he remevoed: email phone number and locked in

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oh srry

full flax
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Good morning

glacial wadi
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Good afternoon my spookbiboons

full flax
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How are you?

glacial wadi
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Fine, you?

full flax
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Im ok

glacial wadi
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Good to hear

full flax
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Yea

keen phoenix
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LMAO HOW DID MY PE TEACHER ACTUALLY CONSIDER PUTTING THIS QUESTION IN THE TEST
Translation: "The locomotive system is not responsible for body movement"
True
False

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like

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how even

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this is so free

glacial wadi
glacial wadi
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Bird again

coral birch
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Funny little dinosaurs

full flax
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The first bird honestly kinda spooks me XD

topaz roost
half salmon
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can anybody help my PS5s audio isnt working

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Got no clue what i did

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Maybe its a curse

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Wait

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I dont get it

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Its high but the audio still doesnt play

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Im now forced to use headphones when i play

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And im playing a horror game right now so

icy vine
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what would you think of Tocalo as a username

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I wanted to redo mine bc Meeteeyorite is too long a name for me

glacial wadi
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Uhh

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Whatever works

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☄️

icy vine
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lol ty

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I didn't know that emoji was a thing tbh

undone slate
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wut...

glacial wadi
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Gee it sure is boring around here

potent burrow
glacial wadi
forest remnant
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@potent burrow oh no, you spooky now

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😨

potent burrow
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Of course

glacial wadi
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Corn Gun

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CandyCorn Gun

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Pump Gun

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Idk

tall canopy
turbid pivot
winged summit
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hola

hasty vector
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its a spooky month

brave warren
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you ever just chill to a soundtrack titled 'terror'

potent burrow
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no

glacial wadi
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Idk

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Try asking Mike

forest remnant
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POTASSIUM

spring ermine
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Ok.

forest remnant
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yes

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please give [kromer] so i can buy a better house

summer marlin
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18 pounds of cokane

opal thicket
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Hmmm

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I don’t know if I’m going to find something bad

hoary nacelle
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bloodbath 52%-100%

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jesus

half salmon
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It’s just the PS5

half salmon
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I even disconnected the Bluetooth thing and turned the headphones off

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For some reason it just doesn’t work

hardy tree
tall canopy
potent burrow
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should i buy dark souls 3

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i kinda feel like i should

coral birch
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It’s okay

last sluice
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Its good

potent burrow
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i bought the base game

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if i like it I'll buy the dlc too

hearty cape
forest remnant
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@tall canopy why do you have christmas PFP already

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it's barely spooky month

hearty cape
maiden cypress
forest remnant
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interesting

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but also, i thought powdered was in the US

native pulsar
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Yesterday, or the day before, I did the entire when life gives you lemons meme. I did not know that was considered spamming. I am sorry for making a disturbance by turning a optimistic quote on its head. I shall accept life’s lemons now.

gusty pumice
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It's just to mess with you guys

wraith shadow
native pulsar
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smol boi

wraith shadow
#

Thanks his name is spot

native pulsar
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Or gal, or other

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Oh

wraith shadow
#

Afaik it's a she but there's a good chance it's too young for obvious sexually dimorphic characteristics to have developed

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I'm sorry, who the fuck are you, again?

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Interesting

hoary nacelle
native pulsar
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bean

wraith shadow
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Kiggy

untold mason
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Catte

brave warren
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kibby

opal violet
wraith shadow
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You think that's small just wait till you see

brave warren
#

my god what a tiny friend

wraith shadow
#

The smallest

half salmon
tall canopy
forest remnant
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btw

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i started reading -js

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and holy shit

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let me go grab one

tall canopy
#

??

forest remnant
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the broke god

tall canopy
#

macklemore?

forest remnant
#

that's the name of the proposal

tall canopy
#

pffft, ok imma listen to it later

spring ermine
#

YO WAIT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SCP!?!

gusty pumice
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SCP deez nuts

spring ermine
#

ressurects

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So what is your favorite 001 proposal?

forest remnant
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duh

spring ermine
#

Mine is The Black Moon

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It's pretty cool

forest remnant
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have you read when day breaks up?

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ive read black moon

spring ermine
#

yeah I've read it

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pretty spooky

forest remnant
#

err wait

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are you thinking of when day breaks>

spring ermine
#

No

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Wendy's bathrooms are terrifying

forest remnant
#

@spring ermine even the administrator knows to escape to the one place not corrupted by CAPITALISM scp-001, SPACE

spring ermine
#

In the Black Moon he literally just fucks off to a non-existant bar

forest remnant
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true

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well, a sorta kinda non-existant bar

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an information bar

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with a person shaped hole

spring ermine
#

Yeah sure whatever

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He still fucks off to it

wraith shadow
#

It's a collaborative creative writing project with horror & mystery themes in a centralized piecemeal fashion. Everything is an SCP but beyond that people go wild with the concepts, so you open an article and have no idea what you're gonna get.

tall canopy
#

well its a suprisingly well built fandom, considering its 100% fandom community creations. if you like scifi stories, or horror sometimes
apple knows scps!?

wraith shadow
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I've been reading skips since series 3 was being written. I've been around for a while.

tall canopy
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i just got into it

wraith shadow
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7 or 8 years, probably

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May I recommend scp 3930?

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Not you, who the hell are you anyway?

tall canopy
#

scp-3930 does not exist
oh boy one of these

gusty pumice
#

I can’t tell if it’s a genius or lazy entry

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Maybe a bit of both

forest remnant
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mid 2000s was when i joined

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i was like fucking 8 lmao

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@tall canopy do you know what a pattern screamer is?

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well, i say joined, it was really just when i became aware of/started reading them

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i didn't take a real deep dive into SCP till way later

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sadge, empty chat

forest remnant
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they're leftover fragments of beings from the last universe

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that were converted into a form of information when they crossed into the new one

tall canopy
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oh neat

forest remnant
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the more people who observe/know about any one pattern screamer, the more stable/powerful it becomes

tall canopy
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not neat

forest remnant
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humanity according to some entires was once an intergalactic civilization

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but then a pattern screamer got out of hand

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and fucking slapped our asses back to the stone age

tall canopy
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ooh

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i like precursor stories

forest remnant
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they are also maybe somehow realated to the multiversal invasion force from "the star, the hateful" (go check that one out)

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they can show up almost anywhere, in any form, and are ususally hostile, though not always

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one good example besides SCP-3930 is SCP-000, a pattern screamer that's trapped within the foundation's database

fallow plaza
#

3930 is the one that kills people who know about it?

forest remnant
#

no

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that's 3125

fallow plaza
#

then what is it

forest remnant
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3930 is the one that kills everyone if too many people know about it

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so like 10 people can know about it

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nothing happens

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but if 200 people know about it

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everyone dies

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SCP has an insane backlog of unique concepts

fallow plaza
#

this is funny

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As SCP-3930 does not exist, it cannot contain anything that exists. Due to this, anything that attempts to pass through or enter SCP-3930, which is impossible due to SCP-3930 being nonexistent, will also cease to exist.

forest remnant
#

@tall canopy one more reccomendation, if you want a good narrative SCP, check out 5555 "made in heaven"

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yes, that is a jojo reference in SCP

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and also just like

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the fucking entirety of DJ.kaktus's work

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he's got so many SCPs that are just pure gold

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i kinda love that SCP just ocassionally takes over this chat now lol

fallow plaza
#

wow

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3930 is super confusing

forest remnant
#

@tall canopy did you ever read 6500 btw?

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i fucking love that blackwell ( a sea slug) just fucking pulls out his rifel

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and shoots a guy

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such a blackwell thing to do

forest remnant
#

try. reading SCP-3812 lmao

tall canopy
#

no i dont think i did finish 6500 on the page

forest remnant
#

that shit is. confusing as hell

tall canopy
#

bruh 5555 is a damn book

forest remnant
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oroboros cycle go BRRRRRRRRRRRR

forest remnant
#

also, you can just listen to it instead

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if you want

tall canopy
half salmon
#

Its my dogs birthday today

tall canopy
#

hap dog birf

forest remnant
#

happy birthday to your dog!

half salmon
#

Hes turning 8

tall canopy
#

i just threw a buncha treats at Midas on hers zote

half salmon
fallow plaza
#

at least a little bit of it

forest remnant
fallow plaza
fallow plaza
#

i just read a bit

forest remnant
#

oh

tall canopy
forest remnant
#

you understand narrative levels right?

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in SCP

tall canopy
#

theres levels elderC

fallow plaza
#

i dont really know what youre talking about

forest remnant
#

so essentially

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imagine you have a book

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and within that book, the characters are reading a book

fallow plaza
#

ah i see what you mean

forest remnant
#

the characters in the book inside the book

tall canopy
#

oh hell no bye

fallow plaza
#

infinitely ascending narratives

forest remnant
#

are two narrative levels lower

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so essentially

fallow plaza
#

its like uhhh

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painting within a painting within a painting

forest remnant
#

picture that we are that book within the book

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but it goes infinitely in both directions

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going ever up and down

fallow plaza
#

its so confusing

forest remnant
#

SCP-3812 superseed's all other narrative levels

forest remnant
#

it isnt that hard once you get it

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trust me

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it's easier than understanding the end of death cannon lmao

tall canopy
forest remnant
#

or sloth's pit

tall canopy
#

wha...

forest remnant
#

okay so

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sloth's pit is the name of a town

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that is fueled by the idea of fiction's

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the more powerful a story/idea

fallow plaza
#

cool

forest remnant
#

the more powerful the materialization is in the town

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so for example

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the goat man that fell into the infinite hole

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he had a "stronger" fiction, meaning he was able to climb back out

tall canopy
#

the town is a tulpa full of tulpas ????

forest remnant
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which further strengthened his own story

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do you kinda sorta get what im saying here?

#

im doing a bad job explaining it i think

tall canopy
#

i get it but like, why

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inception + tuplas

forest remnant
#

what?

tall canopy
#

is evil

forest remnant
#

what are you talking about

#

are you talking about the demon la hire

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and the valley of lust

fallow plaza
#

what

tall canopy
#

its how im rationalizing the mess

forest remnant
fallow plaza
#

i need context though

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what is this goat man

forest remnant
#

go read SCP

fallow plaza
#

what do you mean his "fiction"

tall canopy
#

a tulpa is a living idea fueled by its belief among humans

fallow plaza
#

how did he get this "fiction"

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why is it stronger than other fictions

brave warren
#

apotheosis was such a good canon

tall canopy
#

like, if we all wished for a dragon on new years and one came into being

forest remnant
forest remnant
forest remnant
tall canopy
#

bruh too sad i couldnt finish it

forest remnant
#

but wait

#

in SCP-6500

#

THEY COME BACK

tall canopy
brave warren
#

apotheosis be like: this is weird soup that makes you op. time to end the world with it

fallow plaza
#

apotheosis?

#

the overpowered weapon from calamity?

forest remnant
#

it's a cannon

#

in SCP

brave warren
#

soup of become god

forest remnant
#

where humanity ascends

#

thus the name

brave warren
#

ahem canon

forest remnant
tall canopy
#

Cannanononanon

forest remnant
#

they just use cannons

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to blast the canon

#

duh

#

no

#

they explode when beached

#

because of their weight no longer being supported by the water

#

it's very cool stuff

fallow plaza
tall canopy
#

roadkill explodes too if vultures dont eat it

forest remnant
#

fun fact, the current SCP-682 image is a beached whale

forest remnant
fallow plaza
#

i know what canon means, but you act like theres multiple

brave warren
#

a canon is basically a series

forest remnant
#

an alternet reality

tall canopy
forest remnant
#

nothing is canon in SCP

#

but everything can be

#

it's all head canon

#

you dont like an SCP ? throw it out the window, it doesnt exist

#

the foundation should try that stratagy

tall canopy
#

scp-6798: windows infinity

forest remnant
#

best 001 proposal

#

the -J 001s are surprisingly good lol

tall canopy
fallow plaza
#

scp-12048682397298347293847: me

forest remnant
fallow plaza
#

what

#

why

forest remnant
#

it's a -J

#

a joke SCP

fallow plaza
#

why is there a chat where random people can go there

#

with the foundation

forest remnant
#

its a joke

fallow plaza
forest remnant
#

yes, or SCP-420-J

#

the fattest blunt you've ever smoked

spring ermine
#

Hey read SCP- 6096

fallow plaza
spring ermine
forest remnant
#

not really

#

it's just a cognitohazardous entity that kills people

#

nothing unique there

fallow plaza
#

its a halloween costume tho

#

spooky

forest remnant
#

so?

fallow plaza
#

so its spooky

#

you were saying its not spooky

#

it actually is kinda scary, how you could some day randomly be selected as the target

forest remnant
#

okay?

#

so what

#

it's barely a threat at all

#

it kills like a few people year apperently

#

not even close to the worst thing the foundations got locked up

#

you ever read 2845?

#

now THAT is some fucked up shit

fallow plaza
#

it can come and go whenever it wants

forest remnant
#

yeah

#

it's. still contained essentially though

#

just use some amnestics

#

and the problems solved

spring ermine
#

No it isn't

forest remnant
#

how so?

spring ermine
#

It can literally leave when ever it wants

forest remnant
spring ermine
#

It just picks a target and boom

forest remnant
#

okay?

spring ermine
#

Everyone wants to serve it

forest remnant
#

you think the foundation gives a shit?

#

there are a dozen entities like that

#

most much worse

spring ermine
#

That one mtf commander did

forest remnant
#

so?

#

who gives a shit

#

throw it in a box

#

use some amnestics to clean up the mess it makes once in awhile

#

done

spring ermine
#

Still pretty messed up

forest remnant
#

lol

#

barely lmao

spring ermine
#

You can technically say the same thing about 096

fallow plaza
#

just because there are more messed up things doesnt make it even less messed up

forest remnant
#

that one isnt that bad either

#

even IF everyone on earth saw it's face

fallow plaza
#

thats the one the kills people who look at its face?

spring ermine
#

It doesn't matter how deadly an SCP is

forest remnant
#

it would be like

#

the 3rd leading cause of death

#

iirc

forest remnant
#

containment/concealment is the only thing the foundation really cares about

fallow plaza
#

it can still be scary without being deadly

forest remnant
#

and this thing is a major threat to neither

spring ermine
#

Whenever some says they like an SCP I could theoretically just go "doens't matter, the Scarlet King can beat it"

forest remnant
#

it's just a thing that does a thing and kills people

#

that's it

fallow plaza
#

just because its not scary to you doesnt mean its not scary to me

forest remnant
#

fair i guess

#

why do you think it's scary?

spring ermine
forest remnant
fallow plaza
#

it isnt really that scary to me, like i wont like hide under blankets or something if i hear about it, but its still scary

spring ermine
#

It can theoretically just go on a killing spree and no one can stop it

spring ermine
fallow plaza
#

the dread of knowing at any point you could be the target

forest remnant
fallow plaza
#

and nobody could stop it from killing you

forest remnant
#

it kills rarely

#

and there are 7 billion people on earth

spring ermine
forest remnant
#

the odds are pretty much null that you're the one chosen

spring ermine
#

That note at the end implies that it once killed a baby

forest remnant
spring ermine
#

The chances are low but never zero

forest remnant
#

eh, i guess we just view it differently

fallow plaza
#

yeah

spring ermine
#

But it also forces your loved ones to feed you to it

forest remnant
#

i view it as "i dont control it, i dont give a fuck"

spring ermine
#

That's a little messed up

fallow plaza
#

what if its actually very pleasant, but it makes you scream for no reason

atomic birch
#

What are you guys talking about?

forest remnant
#

SCP

fallow plaza
#

you dont die, you just get teleported to paradise

forest remnant
#

this big scary thing everyone is terrified of

spring ermine
forest remnant
#

turns out it's just really helpful, but people are just scared of it

fallow plaza
fallow plaza
spring ermine
fallow plaza
#

an SCP thats helpful, and victims of it realize that its helpful, but the foundation still thinks its scary, so they terminate the victims

atomic birch
#

SCP as secure, contain, and protect?

fallow plaza
#

nobody knows that its helpful because everyone who knows dies from the foundation

forest remnant
#

wait hold on, let me grab smth

forest remnant
atomic birch
#

Ok

spring ermine
forest remnant
fallow plaza
atomic birch
#

I don't know, I just wanted to make sure

forest remnant
spring ermine
#

Suck, cock, pussy

atomic birch
#

Shit, crap, poo

fallow plaza
#

reminds me of the contagious PTSD one

#

just form seeing its a disease

forest remnant
fallow plaza
#

what does that mean

forest remnant
#

an event where people made SCPs vaugely based off memes

#

this was one of them

fallow plaza
#

ah

#

was the trollge one of them

forest remnant
#

it was based of the galaxy brain meme

forest remnant
fallow plaza
#

cause i know someone made it an scp

spring ermine
#

I remember one time the Foundation acidentally destroyed an alternate dimension of fruit people by bringing in a fruit fly accidently

fallow plaza
#

i like how the foundation isnt really good

forest remnant
#

the description was terrifying

spring ermine
#

To be fair it was accidental

forest remnant
#

people feeling them burrowing through their flesh

#

eating them from the inside out

#

watching their friends be devoured by swarms of them

fallow plaza
forest remnant
spring ermine
forest remnant
#

they have. multiple SCPs that require literal human sacrifice to contain

spring ermine
#

Also Dr. Clef may or may not be actually satan

forest remnant
#

so he's all good in my books

spring ermine
#

Yeah that was pretyy cool

turbid pivot
#

certified virginity moment
which is a good thing because I’m a minor but the point still stands

spark bloom
#

ayo scp moment

forest remnant
#

i sleep now

wraith shadow
clever forge
#

is it a barrier that blocks virgins or

wraith shadow
#

Yep. goes both ways.

#

I'm trapped.

clever forge
#

welp

#

good.

#

because i preordered metroid dread i decided to play super metroid

#

this game is fuckinf h u g e

#

like oh my god

#

and its varied, unlike the repeating maps of metroid 1

#

the chozo fight actually caught me

#

and the weird green plant thing

#

that looks like the ones in photoshop floweys fight

#

im in norfair and this game is a massive step up from metroid 1, which i did quite enjoy

#

i think ill be skipping metroid 2 for now? not sure if i have time to slot it in before the 8th considering im also gonna do fusion

#

super metroids environments man, and its pixel art

#

fantastic

spring ermine
#

So I watched Venom and the end credits is really great. And the movie is actually great.

robust halo
#

I like how the first compliment is about the end credits

turbid pivot
robust halo
silk ravine
wraith shadow
#

hi

#

that me

turbid pivot
#

c*mic man

silk ravine
#

Omg

turbid pivot
#

🤮

silk ravine
#

You’re amazing and I love you

wraith shadow
#

❤️

steady spindle
#

Oh wait I just realized you were visc0sity

wraith shadow
#

ye

wet coral
#

Hello

waxen pewter
#

its a comp of the "KRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE WE" meme

#

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WHE

green zodiac
#

Haha funny

#

Laughing hard