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super mario in real life
@zenith thorn Are these the patch notes for the DLC or?
So we're getting a free update in addition to the DLC?
ye
a very pog update too
Is the new exhibit connected to the DLC?
Pog
i need to get 25 dollars
it'll go on sale soon
in preparation for the dlc
still i will need to get money
that true
or perhaps i could convince my mom to lend me 25 dollars
hmm
nah ill get it myself someday
i might be getting a job soon
||I still have only explored the moon and did one loop
|| @zenith thorn
so i might have money soon
oh lmao
Just played 99 minutes according to Steam
Do it
yo
I'm downloading the patch rn
Yea, but suffice to say I haven't played a lot yet. Spent time talking to people in Timber Hearth and roasting marshmellows and then accidentally flew into the sun before exploring the moon 
So were we
when in doubt, launch it into the sun !
-scp-1579-j
it was only 3 years ago is the worst part
Hollow knight
no
Let us know how the rest of the game goes
Outer wilds
psa
Yea, I've only played a bit so far but I'm really enjoying it so far. I like the rumor system a lot and the various mysteries that have been built up so far. It's like the perfect space exploration game which is something I've wanted for a long time.
yes, I believe that it is a very cool game that is worth playing
the escapist is free on epic rn
You can also join the OW discord server to give us information on your playthrough
Yeah but it could get lost in all the hk comments
Hmmm, I was thinking of just doing that here, yea. Not everyone that's interested in my journey is in the discord, right?
i have to restart in geometry dash
I think they all are lol
it might be fun tho
Oh lol
I want to experience the game for the first time again, so hearing someone else play it for the first time is like a taste of playing for the first time again
my favorite lets play is the vinesauce one
i will let you watch me stream it when i first play it
Let me know if you decide to join it and I can send you the link
Hello guys welcome back to outer wilds episode 69
I already joined. I think I got the right one since I saw Gaming's post in there.
ye its the right one
smack it
Iβm loving the recent events like a lot
The dark aura Rajang was crazy good as a challenge and now we have this goofy looking zinogre
I want the next collab
@atomic birch If I want to tell you all about my journey so far should I do it in general and mark it with spoilers or in spoilers? I kinda don't want to enter spoilers since I could get spoiled myself.
Yeah, post it in general and spoiler it
Got it. Thanks.
What emoji
real image
what
Real
the painter holding a sign?
mods can see deleted messages

@opal thicket real?
yes
yes

fake news
No no
i am relaying facts'
you arn't even in vc
Diff server
also fake news

Heβs laughing at me now
If you're really on different server then why are you here
anyway guys like this terraria texture pack i made
Whatβs your guys favorite character
in what
Mine are the ||catapillars and the miner|| in hollow knight
?psa
Reminder: Please avoid any discussion of Hollow Knight and Silksong in #off-topic (and delete your potential spoilers). Discuss details in #hk-general, #hk-discussion or #sk-discussion; and for help in Hollow Knight ask in #hk-help!
Oh
This is some x-class apocalypse stuff right here
who
the empty chevalier
@whole sun for some reason I just received an Outer Wilds update related to Echoes of the Eye stuff? 
why is he empty
Is today real? Doesn't feel like it
i go to sleep knowing the law cant touch me
Or can it
If i wake up tomorrow and still see
CHRIS PRATT
"MARIO"
I'm resetting the timeline
Yeah! there's a little pre-release for ps4 to ready for echoes of the eye. Apparently it overhauls the key binding system as well
check the museum apparently
shall I repost
not fairly
Well there's a slight problem
This is longer than my middle school paragraphs
It kept loading...something? at the menu screen, wouldn't let me press X to start 
Eventually I tried to close it and reopen, but some error occurred with the application as a whole for some reason
hm
Currently it's been at "checking the error status..." for 5 minutes
π
sad
All you're missing out on currently is an error screen so don't worry too much
This is my hollows lantern setting for my Nanoleaf 
yeah pc gets new stuff on tuesday apprently
Yeahhh that's okay tho
I think I'll investigate all the random stuff then find the new planet
or whatever it is
I think I'll wait to buy the dlc on the 28th to just play the patch, then do it
It won't stop loading

Still stuck at the menu screen even after I restarted the console
is there a way to verify the cache or something on ps4?
No idea, but I do not feel like interrupting [whatever is going on] a second time
I did get a message saying my save data is corrupted, when I restarted the game so

pog (sad)
Traveler instruments affected by a certain event
that's foreboding
also wtf Unique that sucks
That event being ||the supernova that kills all of them|| 
actually think that might be the case
it did break my immersion a tad when I could ||pick up their instruments after they've been supernovad ||
I mean that would make sense, did that not happen before?
Oh shit lol I didn't know that was a thing
Music of the week smile
Might have to reinstall?
Good thing I already deleted my 100% save file myself earlier 
True 
edit: this one (not embedded) is more accurate: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814955542962241617/890802443695321098/chart-10w-10h-AllTime-HersheyCactus.png
Yeah i've got nanoleaf profiles for pretty much most of the planets
i am slowly going insane
im playing geometry dash and i cannot beat clutterfunk for some reason
i got to 95% like 2 times but still i cannot do it
i remember it being hard, but not that hard
geometry dash shape is the last smash character I hear
i hope so
well for gd, the harder levels are easyer for me
I just cant beat time machine to clutterfunk
witcher 3 is on sale for 20 bucks but i have so much homework 
Buy it and let it remain in your library until you have time to play it
ye maybe it will go up in price again u know
best to buy it now or focus on hw (which im not doing a good job now)
yeah ive found that video games are a huge distraction from hw for me
if only homework gave you level ups
arithmetic increased to level 40
hello π
hi!
talking increased to lvl 240 you can now talk back to teachers
lmao
cya
cya
Chances of getting killed by your teacher is 99.9%
Suffering
Procrastinating from working on a 5-page essay on Hispanic heritage 
Searcg up kurger bing
ok
the pale king has sawblades too lol
cool friends has bigger sawblades
ok
and they sound cooler
I've been waiting for this game for a while and it's out now!! Very fun and cool and good. This level is probably my favourite of the main story and also gave me the most trouble by far getting past it initially. Doing it without getting hit was a bit tricky too because lots of the middle section is randomly generated. Should I upload more of th...
such a cool level and song tho
do u have the game too?
Love this game
its kinda hard tho
Didn't realise hollow knight had such a big community
Vegan spider
This jumping spider is vegan.
Yes its a bit large
Legit just got the game because my mate said it was made In Adelaide
before youa ccidentally do something
Which is where I live
?psa
Reminder: Please avoid any discussion of Hollow Knight and Silksong in #off-topic (and delete your potential spoilers). Discuss details in #hk-general, #hk-discussion or #sk-discussion; and for help in Hollow Knight ask in #hk-help!
Nah, Hollow Knight is an underappreciated hidden gem 
im just doing it to tell you before you say anything
its better to know it beforehand than to get ?psa'd
One must be PSA'd to avoid PSA
Fluffy boy
exactly
Make them fear for their life
Nah he's a cutie
So cute
The only thing I fear is my own stupidity
Are these your spiders?
Ye
You took his fluff away D:
I always get sad when spiders run away from me when I try to hold them
JUST LET ME LOVE YOU!
My sister killed a red back yesterday that was minding its own business
No way
Like sad you killed it because it could kill you not if it will
Reject carnivore
Return to plant
Don't kill leggy boys
In order: Ember Dust Soot Icarus Speiss Slag
This is way to fucking cute
They're good phids
It's so smol 
Smol boy
Have you played Webbed? @wraith shadow
Nah, too much shit to do rn. Over break, it's on my to do list
Yeah you have tan jumpers iirc, I'm jealous
sadly its getting cold here so all the spiders are hiding


Platycryptus Undatus is very cute
Perry the platycrytus ??!?!?!
Fluff
Does anyone have Animal Crossing if you do what is your f****** turnip prices
Animal Crossing New Horizon that is
Fluff
The way she wonders around 
apples can i just kidnap a wild jumping spide4
's pretty much what I do. Some jumpers adjust really well to captivity, some don't. The ones that don't I just let go
I like this video because you can visibly see her get excited when I offer her my thumb to climb on
Kidnapping baby spiders for epic frien

Furry cat boy sans
Fur still isn't there without skin, so either way skin is the skin of skeletons and anything with fur still has skin and the skin
I'm going to debone you like a fucking trout

Did you just
What
@spring ermine whats up
Huh
I have a question
if its a big issue you can modmail us
Well
I'd die of worry before every doing that
I commemorate you
.
new trick idea
visit sophie and quasi on facebook: http://facebook.com/smartmice
no
No
also wrong chat
I mean
he bouta do it again
also yeah wrong chat
no
......
you're turning gray and going to Brazil
plus this is the channel where Hollow Knight spoilers are not allowed
if you arent being serious
why
why do this
...

Seriously dude
Stop
You pinged the admins just to ask nothing
bouta be teleported to the backrooms
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS WHITE BUG YOOOOOO
Oh no
chris pratt would not be a good mario VA imo
Dance off bro!
I dont have a good feeling about this
This was the best announcement by nintendo ever, it just completely overshadowed Bayonetta 3
i still dont like how chris pratt is mario
that role pretty much hinges on the accent
but seth rogen is gonna kill as donkey kong
i may not have a brain, gentlemen, but i have an idea
i think that jello gave me a fake phone number
monwsters vs aliens is a masterpiece
yes
nooooooooooo
Jack black? 
jack black? more like jack bowser!
Bowsette
jack black will be pretty good as bowser i think
i have no idea who the guy who plays luigi is but people have said it would be good
so i say it will be
same thing with peach
yeah no idea who the peach actress is
what was it...
anya taylor joy or something?
she seemed kinda familiar, ive probably seen her in a movie before
Dwayne
the
Queens gambit or something
dwayne the rock johnson as a thwomp
YES
ohhh yeah thats what shes from
i recognized the really far apart eyes
but yeah dwayne the rock johnson as a thwomp
thats all i have to say
how do you kidnap
Locate spider
Place glass over spider
You have kidnapped spider
Wheres the tractor beam
and how do i get spider to like me
Jumping spiders are actually extremely smart, probably on par with rodents, or even some dogs. They're creatures with their own agency, so you need to do things at their pace. Let them settle into their enclosure, eat & drink before handling them. It's a trust thing, they've demonstrated the capability for working memory so they will come to trust or distrust you, depending on your actions
If you're serious, the lovely folks over on r/jumpingspiders and I wrote a joint-effort guide a couple months back that will teach you everything you need to know
why am i surprised theres a jumping spider reddit
My first time trying to capture a jumping spider is a mess
Is that just an image dump site for people and their shitty little tarantulas
as it turns out, a creature whos entire form is designed for quick, fast movements, and escapes and attacks, is somewhat difficult to catch
who woudda guessed
A creature so evasive that it has no natural predators, yep
wow
it doesnt have any predators
they should be able to evade death at this point
tbf, its too small for any of the big a apex predators like birds to take notice
and too fast for the medium apexes to bother with
and its the apex of the smol, so no comp there
jumping spiders are the apex predator of all apex predators
Apex le-
No, the birds try, but their eyesight is better than the birds. It's a mutual, "I can't kill you, but it's too much damn effort for you to kill me, so hahaha"
apex adds a jumping spider as a cg=haracter
That would get me to reinstall the game
same
That reminds me, i need to buy webbed and skate bird
That's just octane with extra hands
that reminds me i need to play rain world
That reminds me I need to play ho-
i have it but i didnt really play it for more than 5 mins
THAT REMINDS ME I NEED TO PLAY SUBNAUTICA
THAT REMINDS ME I NEED TO PLAY MONSTER HUNTER RISE
THAT REMINDS ME I NEED TO PLAY MONSTER HUNTER STORIES 2
I HAVE TOO MANY GAMES I NEED TO PLAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How's your wallet
I was so fucking disappointed when his epithet was revealed to be a rabbit and not a jumper
epithet?
the epitheck does that mean
an epithet is a small title or expression used to describe something
oh
such as elvis being "the king"
and me being "sus"
Baka
"
an adjective or descriptive phrase expressing a quality characteristic of the person or thing mentioned."
"Symbol" would have been a more fitting word, but I like the way epithet sounds
The teach
Usually epithets come in the format of
" the x of y"
" the adjective"
or "the noun"
"The Fang of Metsudo"
" The Demon"
"The Taboo Descendant"
byeah, epithets are fun
One of my characters, kamilla, has the epithet of the conqueror of ash, which is feel is a particularly fun epithet, because its just loaded with implication.
"the slayer of demons"
demon slayer isnt an epithet, its a job title
so how is "conqueror of ash" an epithet and not a job title
"the one they fear", now thats an epithet
hmm
the only thing they fear is you intensifies
The sussy of baka
True
@everyone
N O
Who
spitfire is too good
The plane or the gun
Holy shit
biggest crossover of all time
anyone else seen mcc 17
Who enjoyed the Nintendo direct
Iβm getting Kirby and the forgotten land and bayonetta 3
im getting 3d kirby and metroid dread
guys it's finally happening; we will all know how to scratch it
and splatoon 3
Iβm getting 3d party and bayonetta 3
I was gonna buy splat 3 but I change my mind on it
why would you change your mind
Splat 3s specials look iffy
So far we have bubbler 3.0 now has crab
Vietnam flash back inzooker
Idk because I can π€π€¨π€¨π€¨
Splash wall sprinkler
All of them seem pretty underwhelming or overpowering
Like there's a big divide in power level
I donβt really have an interest for shooters in general
I mean same but Splatoon is different
It's 3rd person and objective based
Also less toxicity in game
Same
The countdown to get to X before S3 is getting real
I'm only flat S+
Minus zones
On the topic of Bayonetta 3
what does that maen
I love how she's now got little cerezas pigtails now
When Splatoon 3 comes less people will be playing ranked in s2
how??1?1?3!!5!
infinite do still be looking damn good
based
this is so funny
im watching a video about doom's music, and the composer used a literal lawn mower for one song
and a chainsaw for another
the guy in the video said "im jamming out to freaking power tools man"
indeed
how many others here laughed so hard tears came out of your eyes
it couldn't have been just me
please i was laughing at this for like 2 minutes
NO WAY THE MARIO MOVIE IS REAL π³π³π³π₯Ά
the moment i saw chris pratt
i literally fucking exploded
are you okay?
can someone link this ?
maybe im not getting it, but it doesnt seem that funny
also ayyyyyy
new ymfah vid coming soonTM
how do you do a timestamped video thing
i wanna try
theres a funny part at the very end of this video
just send a video and say a time
I attempt to speedrun Breath of the Wild, but my viewers have the power to stop me. If I say any of the words that they give me, I have to reset my speedrun. Can I beat The Legend of Zelda or will my chat drive me into madness?
POINTCROW
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i love this guy
more. like
pointbad
ngl he is really bad at this little game
but it gets him money so im sure he doesnt mind
I laughed so hard I literally had trouble breathing
I had to stop thinking about it and try to breathe
It was hard but I managed to do it
Call the swats team
egg bird
no, really cool bird
really cool egg bird
it was a pretty good direct and then they hit you with the seth rogen dk
I've noticed that people aren't talking about being disappointed this time around
they are too busy laughing
i honestly think seth rogen and jack black will do great
Seriously though why chris pratt of all people
Like I don't get it
Is it because he's famous?
Lmao
UNMUTED
Welcome back
time to get banned
The oppression is finally over
Unmuted to say their last words
yeah i hate chris pratt
as mario
im sleep deprived i said that without thinking
I wanna see Chris pratt as mario
hello mario
would he. be. a good jump man?
okay, who was the one who said the janitor closet portal thing. from DR. makes more sense in context
because. they lied. lmao
it. doesnt at all
just a massive deus ex machina
what
deltarune
oh
someone said the bullshitty random portal in a closet. makes sense in context
it doesnt
at all
i kinda wanna make music ngl
it's. just a massive plot push
neither do i
What month comes after June again
some weird deltarune thing
im scared to answer
its gonna be a trap
july
calling it rn
julyin on deez nuts
febuary
whenever someone asks an easy question like that, dont answer
ππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππ
what is 2 + 2?
hey whats the name of this monster from monster hunter
I think itβs like, october
The behemoth phosbat from fucking Pikmin 3
gobul deez nuts
lmao gottem
π©
go traumaboy go
im so proud of you
you taught me well

my influence grows

this dude is just an mhstories final boss
Deez
like all its missing is some fucking tentacle things
all mhstories final bosses have tentacle things
he does not
looks like a worm with wings
this is fatalis
they literally look nothing alike
big dragon = looks like fatalis
big dragon = your mom
looks like your mom
heck even deviljho looks like fatalis
dang why they gotta copy and paste that design so much
anyways yeah idk what youre talking about with this
makili pietru didnt have tentacle things
it does like at the tail
oh yeah ig

I love yo m
yo m

ded chat for 20 minutes
And you just had to ruin it
LAAAAME
i... really need to go to bed
Among us
i wear a m-
I drank the good boy juice
SURGE IS FUCKING DEAD NIMOMNOONOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO SRUGE NOOOOOOOOOO HES DEAD
discord moderator
be careful, the mods will be amgy
They should really get a hobby π
Itβs just kind of funny in a roundabout way
yea
mostly at your expense
This response still works

this is basically just the meme channel now
pogger
i love you anime 2d png
anime 2d png loves you too but wants you to stop being a discord mod
yes 2d anime girl
give into your anger

aahgahahahas
i want kirb3d

mhrise with megaman music is so jarring ngl
john when is ur nitro expiring
mario and yoshi
Why

But this
@opal thicket hey
Dude you already pinged him twice
He does this a lot
Of course
@gentle kiln welcome welcome
thank you thankn you
np
Fine

send nudes but instead of nudes itβs just pictures of your counter top
You in school?
Yea
Do you not have a class rn or
I had some spare time
Nice

Nice table bro
Hey... nice table
Succulent table bro
"Nice table bro"
smashes table
laptop camera shot of table
Have door
You're joking right
No
I can play as venom against Naruto and the monopoly guy
What a timeline
Only thing this game is missing is for it to be actually good
mr monopoly with AK-47
Tomato town
Uhh I forgot the lyrics oh no my friend got shot down
i revived him now we're heading southbound
music chaining 
Imagine
This reminds me of that time when I
when you
M
omg they said the funny line
Fuck, you got me

ya like hair physics?
Yes
listen to Π€Π°Π½ΡΠ°ΡΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π²Π°Π»ΡΡ
@loud gale
they sleep
small cat
Or big Chick-fil-A sauce
size of 2 chickfila sauce with cat for scale
Weβve been licked

when your house's soap is on budget
Hello fellow hoomans
wanna see something scarry?
Shore
Sophie learning a new trick. Visit her and her smart little friends on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/smartmice
Look at this mouse now,.
(t)rick: roll
Yes
May i interest you in
RSMY
The rat
Mousatouille - who says mouse training can't be useful? ;-)
No? Ok ok how about mouse ballin https://youtu.be/8nuI2RrJTfA
i love them
fantastic waltz? whos that by
ratatouille
i watched that video of a rat carrying a pizza, you know the one, and suddenly my recommended is full of mouse videos
good job algorithim cause i am wwtching them all
please stop make jokes about this. he don't even have smile
i wear mask with a void for hours at a time
epic fail!!!
he cant get off his mattress
i was thinking of this extremely stupid toilet paper usa meme with the lyrics of mask on it
like "dear anti maskers, you claim that you can't breathe with a mask on. yet i wear one with a smile for hours at a time and i'm just fine"
i don't even know if i got the lyrics right but i'm not going to look them up
Iβve been thinking
pog
hatty?
i saw that bayo 3 is coming out too
Harry
Fucking
Hatty
Damn autocorrect
Harry Harrington from Barrle Block Rhearer
good game

damn it
SOMEONE THREW OVER SOME TOILET PAPER FROM THE OTHER STALL, THE HOMIE
Lmao
?
he is still AFUCCIN HOMIE
romance~β‘
thank you for the announcement
I did
ROMANCE!~β‘


Rate this meal
Have to write about elements/atoms for science class. This is the first notable writing assignment of the year, and by extension, my entire high school experience
5.5/10
please tell us your grade when you get it graded
Iβll ping you
better fucking ping me
i am hungry and will consume anything i find 10/10
10/10 good work so far
I rate it 2 weezer blue albums and weezer pinkerton out of 10
Thatβs terrible

Did something happen to Teethyfish?
Account is compromised.
Ah alright
beautiful.
Just learned that these little guys exist
axolotl is an axolotl
good
I have this exact same assignment but Iβm in 8th
Sick
We have to write like five pages 
that is unfortunate
We can choose any element below 118
I havenβt found any I really want to do yet
Itβs due wednesday pain
9
it is always ready to throw down
it will absolutely mess up any other sissy element that comes at it
look at this dumbass
Gladly
π
dumbass baby
too small, weird face, 3/10
i urge anyone here who likes superhero stuff to watch the 2 parts of batman the dark knight returns
has to be some of the best superhero content out there
cant believe it took me this long to watch them
Hey guys who wants to talk about Kirby lore?
I do
I want to talk about Kirby lore
please
i've played one (1) kirby game and i haven't even gotten 70% completion
also i forgot almost everything about it
Cringe post, leave
HOW CAN YOU BE BAD AT A KIRBY GAME?
i was like 8 years old and i did not know how to play games
Yeah ok
I remember I sucked at Starfy when I was like 6 and still haven't beaten it to this day
Also do you remember which Kirby game it was?
return to dream land
all you have to do is take water and never touch the ground under any circumstances
game solved
When can you get water?
2-2
deserved
hiii
omg π
@opal thicket real?
ello
Good evening lesbiboons 
hello argsimp
Ngl
Call me that once more and see what happens
I love it when you call us that
okay argsimp
Lesbibas
π₯Ί π
Lesbibos
yes, I would love to be called lesbibas by strangers
lesbieber
Way better than argsimp
how u doin
ah yes i have heard of argalia
Sad!
from a discord friend who said "there are two types of people in this world: those who want to kill argalia and those who want him to kill them"
I have also said that in the past your friend is right
hello
he's kinda cool, i like his clothes
However consider some people can also be both and by some people I mean a lot of them
theres a third and its me, who has never interacted with LoR and thinks hes a hot little thottie
i have arrived
i watched deltarune chap 1
and im fucking losing my mind
it's hilarious
said friend has told me a bit about ruina but not much
It's a nice thing if you considered playing it!
we have a cannon sans undertale "i banged ur mom last night" line
i can see how you could consider him a hot little thottie
At least im of the opinion pm games are great experienced on your own






