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I haven't finished going throuh the artbook but I'm so thankful they put the assembled spritesheets in it ngl
Spider-Man 2 will really make you feel like Venom.
ozborne venom
This game makes you feel like venom
*Spider-Man 2 will really make us feel like Venom.
if you play as venom but dont eat heads I'll be mad
The exaggerated swagger of an alien symbiote
It sure is!! The fact that it's a pdf too š
Eating heads would be awesome
If itās peter parker venom, probably not
Argalia's beta pants...............
guys are we just gonna forget that entire plot point from the previous games
I wonder if peter gets the symbiote for a moment
It's nothing crazy dw, just me being petty about little details :zote:
I wanna know if Uncharted 4 on PS5 will be a free upgrade or if it's gonna require you to buy the patch.
I've been denied my zote
Most youāll get from symbiote spiderman is almost killing miles

Zoaf
What is a bread without zote
Oh brother
No im just saying eddie brock does exist in universe
I dont think hes gonna die yet
probably self sacrifice
They have to do superior spiderman right?
i can see him dying in this game or maybe the next one
yo actually maybe next game they do green goblin and kill him then
Even after yeeting outta this server for more than a year I never stopped zoteing you can't take that away from me
or maybe they'll do green goblin in this one and we just dont know it yet
I still haven't finished the first Spider-Man.
Theyād probably do death of gwen stacy but with mary jane
Its been 3 years
i dont see that happening ngl
YEAH!!!
I didn't have a PS4 three years ago.
Catling has such a huuuuge brain with designs
I remember her alternative gebby costume art and just š„° š„°
They did it in the 90s animated series
Itās possible
I LOVE CATLING'S ART SM
Her art but also her brain ngl
She has such a big brain and her women enthusiasm is inspiring too akdkdk
please no
Legitimately look up to her so much
OH OH PLEASE GO AHEAD!
Also if you happen to have witnessed any tasty art during my hiatus uhhhh š³ š š
I know you left off from LoR right at the end buy I assume some Ensemble art dropped before that and uhm š³
bruh someone just came up to me while I was outside and just hit me in the head
guys it works
Greetings
Hi
'Sup 
hello, I am back. This time I won chess by time (I am black, and yes, I made 12 blunders.)
since I know thereās a lot of people who play hollow knight on switch and I donāt really know anyone who mainly uses the switch I thought this would be the best place to ask for some help
there are little bumps on the cap of one of the joycons that I donāt know how to smooth out, any advice would be greatly appreciated
this isn't the best place to ask this is off topic channel
go down to the hollow knight channels
I think you might want to try and take the cap off and then put it back on
I did, but I think it made it worse
If that doesnāt work, the options are:
- send it into Nintendo (they do a lot of repair stuff for free)
- Buy new caps
alr
Hello everyone
I have to ask how do I draw?
why does my drawings look bad in digital
but not as bad on paper?
Trace it XD
even tracing looks bad XD
but for real I tried referencing, drawing is better but still sucks
One uses a pencil and or pen the other uses something thats not
Even with an art pen you'd still need those right settings for it
dudes i am absolutely LIVING life right now i am on a bed with SIX pillows
nice
this is epic
pshh, you only have 6?
6 and your mom nerd


When you and the boys are sus
šæ
where is funny
Your mom
Even I as sus imposter don't find it funny
Anime
is
yeah thats what happens when companies cant wait for the author to finnish the source material
ed dies, comes back to life in britain, dies because a fucking zeplin lands on him, comes back to life, dies, comes back to life, dies, and then becomes a nazi
like holy shit
what were they thinking
this all takes place in like half an hour
anime moment
x2

mayhaps
how do you guys feel about iron spider legs on regular costume
me personally i think they look out of place
Nanotech, you like it?
i dont like the attaching pieces
if they. were the. red. plates all the. way through i'd be down for it
i also dont like the blue glow
i feel like this design for spider-man is a bit too busy in general with the red and the white and the blue and the black and now the blue glow and the legs and yeah
Yeah it doesnāt really work
The design elements clearly want to be with separate things
the iron legs came with the iron spider in part one but werent tied to the suit iirc, it didnt look too weird in gameplay
What the fuck did i read
Anime lores
yeah original FMA gets pulled into an AU and its weird
original fma anime ending
and its not even an au
its just real life
and they become nazis
u watch the other FMA or movies goose?
nope
imma watch brotherhood
that shit made me so fucking angry
i was aware that mustang went whole hog on envy and was ripped roaring and ready to see that cunt get shredded but it never happened
Brotherhoods amazing and the movies are kinda weird, but they kinda cannonize both universes as parralel AUs?
im sure
Amogus
because the parent company probably went "aw shit who the fuck greenlit the 12 year old's fanfic to be the cannon ending of the anime god damnint i guess we'll double down"
they just fired that director and let the author run shit 
I only watched brotherhood, and i had a good time
except for the climax
15 episodes straight for a climax is a tad much
the rebuilds?
those arent a climax, those are an au something or another.
kindof, NGE is a fucking mess to begin with
Personally, i ignore the rebuilds in most discourses about NGE
nice
That reminds me
Im watching serial experiments lain rn
And im so confused
I mean its cool and im sitting through it but ??????
its supposed to be a mindfuck
Sus

Why is she wearing winter clothes to the club
its winter
But its the club
in winter
Its kinda out of place
Actually
The hat was probably just what made it look that way
Red sus
amogus
Why is her reaction time so late???
You know what im gonna stop talking weird stuff is happening and i need to pay attention
I am a dumbass
I agree with the rating of 87.
Though I would put it in S class
hello
guys today is 9/10/21
15 in A-tier? good enough for me.
step one
return the apple product
step two
buy anything else
It was a gift and it works well
So thatās out of the question
The Apple pen is actually pretty worth it
Mine is lost
repeat steps one and two
Imagine making funny jokes
No
can i just get gold bond.
Ember found a new hiding spot
She doesn't really like being pet, but whenever I try she takes it as an invitation to climb on that finger
why the fuck was Radiohead presented in a PlayStation conference
im not complaining but why
Money is tight now a days
Goodnight yāall.
banana
Pretty spider
didnt taste like a banana

Why did somebody caw like a chicken outside my house its 12 AM
wait the spider people are online
It sounds like it was my cousin too. I will be giving him the silent treatment because that almost gave me a heart attack
Imagine if they did like being pet
346x more adorable
I don't have to
Some do?
Adorable tiny spider.
I found this spider on my car boot a week or two ago
Thought šš's and Water would appreciate it
And whoever else posts spider pics here
I sure do! I'm looking at a database to see if I can figure out what species that is
Not the best quality pics but ye
hello simo
man i love monster hunter music
im just on the main menu of mhst 2 rn just listening to the music
Afraflacilla stridulator?
spood
it reminds me of the music in skyward sword for some reason
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@green zodiac i have 128 plat, what i can do?
give me the mirage prime blueprint then
Wait your good at identifying spiders like that?
Only jumping spiders
I donāt have a picture but do you know of like a SUPER tiny one with blue on itās abdomen?
Mightāve been a baby not sure but it was pretty tiny
wait i have a mirage prime blueprint?
What area of the world did you see it?
New Jersey
do you?
idk do i?
i might
ill check
i have a couple relics with it i think
nah rn all i have is hydroid prime chassis
but i think i do have it in relics
Closest thing I can think of would be the Paraphidippus Auranius, but that's green
Oh maybe
I have bad eyesight
I didnāt have glasses prescribed at the time of this encounter lol

Yeah I think thatās it
Thanks!
I wanted to take a picture when I saw it but it hopped away too fast
@opal violet i do have 14 of one of the relics that has mirage prime bp
That made me imagine a spider playing hopscotch
Would it be easy or difficult?
if you helped me get it i would let you have it for a few plat
Difficult. They don't hop unless there's a reason to. They would just walk
baby
Absolutely loved this game and the music in it. Very good
You stand on 1 leg on the thing with only 1 number and the ones with two you put two legs on and hop
yeah i havent played very much of it yet
So you hop to each other row doing that
i have a quest to beat a laopumu
I mean like
Ah you're in the 2nd region then
A huge spider that could do it
i havent played it since i got it on sunday
Like a sentient spider trying to play hopscotch
spiders are already sentient right
Thatās a nice drawing idea
This is the biggest species of jumping spider
I donāt think they have existential crisis levels of it so
My only complaint with MH Stories 2 was they gave us a ton of cool combat options early on in the game, like the things Gunlance and Hammers can do, stuff like traps and talismans, but the core game doesn't utilize those deeper mechanics at all. I get it was probably to make it user-friendly so players of all ages can complete the game, but it did feel like a missed opportunity
kinda scary ngl
ā¦do they?
my only complaint is that i havent been playing it enough, and thats my fault
Itās head looks kinda smooth
Hmmm
it is a little hard to grasp all the different mechanics tho
Proving sentience in an animal is extremely difficult. A strong case can be made for Octopi, crows, dolphins and some primates, but it's nearly impossible to prove in other species
i played the first game on my phone first so it was easier
It could play hopscotch if it really tried I think
I feel like that dog on tik tok is reaching that level and itās scary
what dog
Itās name is bunny
oh the one who has the buttons
h o w
no idea but i do
Dogs are almost certainly not sentient. They're really not that smart in the grand scheme of things
Haha a fair complaint! Pick it up š
what the dawng doing
And it has a bunch of buttons with words the owner teaches them the meaning of and it uses them to speak
hmmmmmm
I think it asked something like āwhy bunny dog?ā
Creepy
Kinda cute but after watching the videos of bunny Iāve started to think of them like a really sassy dog
I donāt think they have a food button
I heard food motivation for the project wasnt a good idea for some reason
or she idk
They donāt need to
yeah ig so
Most dogs follow a schedule of feeding
My dog already has a food button
In the form of tapping his food bowl
And looking at you


took a while but i made my whiney ass cats clean their bowl before they ask for more food
none of that, it looks empty shit
gigi i just watched the video, he said "bunny dog what"
hello everyone
Which video of bunny
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he just said "i human animal"
thats terrifying
Iām starting to realize my dog probably isnāt all cutesy as he looks like
and then "you dog yes"
Yeah the dogs strange
No
The dog was named bunny because as a puppy it looked like a bunny or something
yeh but bunny doesnt really make sense as a boy name
bunny is fine as a masc name
its a fine name wtf
whats wrong with simply not liking a name
theres a difference between not liking a name, and thinking it shouldnt exist
putting this here for now cause i cant send it anywhere else
well its just a weird name
its really not
i have a long video too
2 hours.
Maybe Iād agree if I could tell what any of those cheeses were
eh what
tu madre
cant tell if thats something i should call mods on or not
i fhink so
jerma when he is not streaming
accurate
@fallow plaza this whole dilema
I can buy a pretty armor
Or buy trinity prime to help others
Or save to buy a mesa's deluxe
Or buy a domestik drone
Or buy some slots
Or buy a syandana

I discovered bow glitch in ds3 and used it in an invasion
I feel disgusting
revolting
bow glitch? the machine gun one or the like, phyche out one
machine gun
evil bastard
I also found a funny one
oh is it, it kinda felt clunky when i saw some gameplays or when i heard the music, ig maybe it was the beta, anyways thnx imma pick it up soon
If you looked at a beta for it, then I want to say its much better now š
I also discovered the infinite estus bow glitch
I really hope they patch it and remove it for elden ring
its really game breaking
+estus cancel
i know what you should buy
my friendship, on sale for only 100 plat

its a very exclusive deal
one day only, then it goes back up to 101 plat
oh hey alp
for some reason i have this memory that you are german, i might be thinking of yako, but are you german?
right, but you still know german right
im taking a german class for school
Buy slots, lol
Keep some of the plats
Gun slots? Yeah maybe
Put it on Warframemarket.com and wait for eternity 
nah imma just sell it in-game
ive never sold anything on market but ive bought stuff
i once bought something there that was really cheap and then sold it for the actual amount
like stonks bro
Lol
protip for people buying and selling things using warframe.market, look at a heck ton of random items, and if the top WTS price is lower than the top WTB price, buy it from the person WTS and sell it to the person WTB
Stonks
Ayo spiderman 2?? š
Yo god of war two?? š also other games idk didnāt watch the (ps4) presentation
#art-discussion's the channel for you 
its illegal you are going to jail š
ā¦
my home
Ok??
Random, but I guess this is off topic for a reason
Duh
Duh
Duh
- how long have you guys been in that vc
- Why?
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What is ur download and upload speed guys?
Is ur internet all stable with no packet loss
again this game's humor
^ which game?
Wasteland 2
RDR2
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oh yeah name change
if you need more PS4 games I can wholeheartedly recommend God of War and Ghost of Tsushima
š

Sekiro
speaking of GoW, the trailer for Ragnarok came out yesterday and I could not be happier
yeah iāll buy all those games with my 20$ 
welp time to become a competitive celeste player
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Oh yeah i saw the Sony showcase, i dont know why because i dont actually own a ps5 or plan to buy one and im broke so i couldn't even afford any of the games buuut, was still pretty sick
oh no I clicked on it without playing Celeste

only joking I have no idea what that means 
Yarn
i couldnt get past the first segment 
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:epic_die:
it had to be done 
Yarn mentioning the forbidden game in offtopic
when you get 
get verbally warned by dyno 

Unique that was good trailer ty 

Wow I have never completed a gow game have i
Yes that is him giving me tea
its called greek mythology for a reason darth š
You are a myth
Kratos is nice š”
Yarn
š
complete all of them š«
yeah i played the older ones when i was very little and i cant remember much of it but i did play the remastered GoW3 and the new one
played God of War much younger than they should have gang š¤
my family liked watching me be bad at the puzzles 
Did they see the combat
...don't tell me your family watched you play the entirety of the old God of War games
if they did well
no i only played some of the parts
I hope they don't feel too sorry for ol' Poseidon
my brother was just like āhere, you tryā
ah your brother
Yarn lore
My man š¤
backstory
is the PS4 yours or
GoW 2
Digimon rumble arena 2 yes
yeah it used to be my brotherās but he bought a pc and sold his ps4 to me for like 250$

pretty good price if you ask me
sorry what

ah
Or that turtle party game
Busines

which you can use as a drying pan
I will slap you
speed
UniqueKillFromYou
i just realized 99% of my pictures are discord screenshots or hk related

and i have 5k images š
hi ||Darth||
Tf
Hello potal man
flexing my low storage š„“
5k images isnt low storage
"Low storage"?
Free my people! !
yeah but my iphoneās storage is
Oh iPhone
well im gonna relax for the next 111 minutes
Why did that make me laugh
21
Swag
PELASE MAKE IT STOP
am*ng ussy
omg me
I think Crowsworn is pretty good, so far it looks great
Mong u
Funi Amog Us
Iāve seen lego Batman mentioned so many times
have you played it tho
He's bat man
Possibly
Probably
I remember owning a game like that
But not on a PS2
What's 9+10?
19
19 

Greetings
I agree.
can you really call him successful if his success was undone
Yes.
if you gain a million dollars and somebody then takes that million dollars are you still a millionaire
no you are not
i mean, its not like his work was actually undone. he won a war then lost the rematch
Thanos is a good villain but a successful one only for a moment
Whats your point?
Makuta is a better villain
it was quite literally undone
like literally
nah, ur imagining things
not only did he ruin the life of his enemy he really did become someone people thought of as a great hero
fair enough
but then it will be just like thanos
successful for only a while
Now we're getting somewhere
naw bc theyre actually gonna rewrite history in Spiderman homeless
Hey if I wanted to post a hk cosplay where should it go
#art-discussion or #hk-art-gallery
Ty
might wanna double check about #hk-art-gallery for cosplay but i think it should be allowed
Pretty sure we've had cosplay in there before with no issues
you know with the current state of the superhero genre i just have to wonder
how far are we from a marvel vs dc movie
the multiverse has opened for marvel and its about to open for dc too with the flash movie
i feel like its gonna happen sooner or later
Hey guys :D figured itd be best to put in here. My brother and I are creating a Metroidvania inspired by Hollow Knight, would be nice if you guys took a peak at the trailer we just released and lmk how it is :D
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:D
Well, Crowsworn did strike first, which is a bit unfortunate for us. But Im hopeful still :)
thats pretty sick ngl, i love the music!
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Is this loss?
I think so
ooo scary
He really did warn us 0-0
New silksong trailer
I was waiting for the national bank of Netherlands to be robbed.
Maybe an interview with team cherry where they reveal that the release date is 2025
DC is a dumpster fire still
My favourite thing about my local McDonald's is that the ice cream machine is never broken
Its pretty awesome
Their chocolate sunday or whatever is nice
And the Mcflurry
Not sure if those were their names
I've never heard of a McDonald's ice cream machine breaking, that's probably a US thing I guess
let's not get too political here
What do you mean by that
welcome to the underground
New elden screenshot
Small little homeless man wearing a bucket on his head
its probly the chosen lunatic
?psa
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my mistake man
š
was worried my typo was the reason for that-
I want to play Stardew valley but also celeste, what do i do
Play Celeste
Hello everyone. This is your daily reminder to drink plenty of water
Thank you DYW, I will do that 
NO
I WONT
I WONT FUCKING DO IT
Rude š
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE, DRINK YOUR WATER ON DISCORD.COM

More like u/HeroTehRude
YOUāVE RUINED MY LIFE, DRINK YOUR WATER ON DISCORD.COM
RUINED IT
YOUāVE SOILED IT
Why are you screaming 
drink your water on discord.com has ruined my life
Have you considered if drinking water would help solve it?
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Someone is dying in chat
both are good, do some research and make your own decisionā”
trans water
I have both, just couldn't decide what to play rn
DRINK YOUR WATER ON DISCORD.COM HAS POISONED THE WATER SUPPLY
both, at the same time
oh- well, I dunno man
I decided Stardew valley since it's more relaxing
fair enough, Its a good game
I started a new save
It's only a matter of time before you come around as well
IS- is that a threat
Hero gets fucking executed
No Drink Your Water on Discord.com please itās just a joke please donāt kill me please Drink Your Water on Discord.com
Well you know what they say
hey @stray finch
The more water you drink the more piss you pee
You have three hours
Thereās water in soda
I recognize that table
Drink Deez Nuts
Every middle/high school lunch table looks the same
Honestly yeah, I know where in my school I can find those desks
They are everywhere
Just like the water i wonāt be drinking
What a nice table
Im not even in a school
oh damn
thats it, everyone send table pics
What a another nice table
Kinda regret getting my leg in that shot but oh well
QUIRREL YOU FUCKER SHOW US YOUR TABLE
I do not want to get off of my bed
table and leg shots
desk reveal?
TABLE. PICS. NOW
https://youtu.be/AOvefm5U250 don't mind me just gonna gush about this game for the next 3 weeks or so from now on
Samus Aran is the galaxyās most legendary bounty hunter, but soon sheāll begin a mission unlike any other sheās completed before.
Hereās everything you need to know as you prepare to face the dread, new enemies, and escape Planet ZDR.
The Metroid Dread game is available on October 8, 2021 only for the Nintendo Switch family of systems.
Pre-o...
Geo
minor shirt reveal
Send pictures of your table Geo
boutta get psa'd for that
TABLE
Fineeeee
huh? did i miss anything?
i don“t understand
You can see my knee
I think I started a cult by accident again and now we're sending pictures of our school tables
SEND US YOUR FUCKING TABLE PICS
i don't go to school tho
im not in a school
eat pants
I am also not in a school
just send table pics nerd
okay offtopic, i'm legit nerding out about Metroid Dread rn, i freaking love Metroid
I already did now we wait for the others
i'd actually get psa'd if i was wearing my other hk shirt
Who even is in school now days?
especially during these trying times
Imagine being in school
Gotta go to mod 7, send table pics in my DMās while Iām gone
College gang
Thatās a demand
No I meant physical
lol what country
Over ten covid cases were reported at my school
Its friday I don't have school on fridays
i'm in physical school
physical classes are stupid dangerous here
you can help stop soup abuse
I pray for those who have physical school
also i'm getting my second covid vaccine this evening wish me luck
Good luck
(and minimal suffering)
Good luck
"let's open schools hur dur" 10,000 covid cases on the first day of opening schools
Good luck and minimal (preferably zero) suffering 
The highly anticipated continuation to Sony Santa Monica's 2018 God of War comes God of War: Ragnarok. Check out the full trailer reveal shown off during the 2021 Playstation Showcase!
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im half vaccinated, i got my first dose last month, getting my 2nd dose on like october or something
Love that trailer
Good luck
"Are you a calm and reasonable person", he asks Kratos
hang on, is that a new game or dlc?
i suffered after the first shot so i'm kinda not looking forward to this one but yknow better to suffer for a day or two than get real covid
Ikr I'm so hyped! 
New game
new game
imagine getting enough vaccines for your country
It was from the playstation direct
i didn't watch it :'v
and wolverine 
Wolverine in his own game
I know
have you guys played any metroid games before?
Nah
I'm gonna get metroid dread when its out
damn.. 
Metroid hasn't really been that big of a franchise for nintendo but i feel like it's criminally underrated
Nintendo doesn't operate here in India for some reason
Sad
ouch.
damn

that sucks
i've played all of the 2d metroid games, my all time fav is Zero mission
But I did have a gameboy advance!
Super or Fusion were pretty close
I played godzilla and digimon mostly
You know. Dinosaurs and shit
Too bad godzilla was barely a thing in my country too 

Godzilla or monke
Lizard
both 
you guys prefer dark medieval fantasy or dark sci-fi fantasy? 
Cute cat
My dogo leo
Is there a copy paste of all the emotes on this discord? š
Just 100%āed Enderlilies. That was pretty good, Iād recommend it š
Friendly fight or serious fight
Cool cat bro
My chair in this hotel seems kinda... sus
Serious
š„
Lol 2 girls were fighting
Oh
Idk what actually caused it but 1 girl threw the first punch and everybody who was standing around them started egging them on and thats how i noticed lol@
Just saw a big ring of people backing up
That was the hot topic for the rest of the day
Greetings
Fights are pretty stupid but theyāre fun to here about
I think Iāve been in 2 1/2 serious fights because a lot of the people Iāve had to interact with are very not good
you have the power to change that
Oh yeah I got in a fight in like first grade
True statement.
The "fight" was just 3 3rd graders beating the shit out of me for no fucking reason
I don't EVEN KNOW WHO THEY WERE
Literally never met them in my life before
Just let me eat my fucking kitkats bitch
Is that even allowed
It was a long time ago but itās a good memory
Idk I left the building right after
Why did you even throw it at him
The guy deserved it donāt worry
Did you meet again?
He was being literally all the bads and harassing me
Yes
He goes to my school
And is on my bus
Oh
Heās awful
Some people just want to be shitty
Thankfully he isnāt very good at school so I donāt have any classes with him this year
Iām not either but Iām good enough for advanced classes
Restarting his year?
No
I donāt think my school does that
It also has double the amount of students itās supposed to and is built like a prison
Must've moved to a different school
Some of the windows are barred
Or class

My school does summer school instead
Ahhh
I think thereās an actual reason for it
But I donāt know what it is
Prison and school aren't so different
You get told when to eat
You have to ask for permission to use the bathroom
You have to stay in your jail cell (class)
Thereās a staff job at my school called trackers
And fights happen
that's just life
Prison and school has the difference of the fact prison is for adults who the school system has failed
All of the fights Iāve been in were at church actually
Prisons usually have better funding
additionally, while school is for qualifications, prison is for punishment
Prisons can be privately owned which is very cringe
I had a mock trial class last year which was fun and I now hate how prisons work even more
My class lost to a private school for lawyer kids
I played a witness and did really well because Iām good at twisting peoples words and taking things literally
I donāt think you can twist words literally
Put them in a photo editor
levels of qualifications 3 and above to 8 are a choice however, unlike school.
School is there to give people qualifications but also, to accommodate the 9 to 5
Yeah same goes for my middle school class
Though we were chill
So that's a good thing ig
Iām not on bad terms with most of them
My class from pre school was shit
Just one and that was from elementary
In preschool I was cool because I was taller than everyone else and had and angry birds shirt
It was literally the worst class in school
And I vaguely remember peeing on the floor of the girls bathroom
Same thing kinda goes for middle dudes but at least they were funny
Troll complete.
Returning to base
I want to a weird religious preschool
It wasnāt even the religion I used to be a part of
Why
We had a singing thing every year and we sing Christian rock
And a song about dinosaurs
Now thats awesome
WE ARE THE DINOSAURS
MARCHING MARCHING
WE MAKE THE EARTH FLAT
Lmao
Also there was a horse named spoon
and the recess area had a great horned owl nest
Also they hid those shiny little circle craft things in the sand and I was cool because I collected a ton of them
My preschool memories are really funny to me because I donāt remember context behind them
Same kinda
Weird shit used to happen
I wish there was at least a recording of it so I can watch
I remember an older kid chasing me with a broom and I couldnāt tell if I hated him or if he was my friend
I think thereās a recording of me singing Christian rock
Lol
And the dinosaur song (incredibly based)
My earliest memory ever is of trying to ride a toy motorcycle down some stairs
I was also a liar from preschool-3rd grade
My favorite lies I told were
I remember when I wasnāt born yet
My dad wasnāt my real dad and my actual dad was god and I had secret powers but couldnāt show anyone
I knew the real Mickey Mouse
She die
Yummy
Yummy?
Ori wouldn't taste like anything... He is made out of light therefore your tastebuds would be incinerated before you tasted him
Got Entei in soulsilver
My team didn't have any fire types so ig thats cool. I can probably beat jasmine now
soulsborne is pretty cool
another win in chess, feels good
epic
The 2nd one
yeah
I donāt even know what to say
i think it was because percy jackson
except i knew that they were false gods
and saying that they were real would be sin
so i wanted to be half god without sinning
dont we all???

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