#Let’s just say… I gained some powers.

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west ether
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So… I ate the Spider-Verse Whopper from Burger King.
Everybody warned me not to.
My stomach is slowly glitching like the spider that bit Miles. My body’s atoms are deteriorating as a super collider is opening inside of me, and it feels as though the entire spider society is crawling through the inside of my body. Because of this whopper, my immune system is now a multiversal threat, with Doctor Strange, Kang, and Spider-Man 2099 already on their way to help save the world of this burger that has entered into me. I feel as though this burger gave me something special. A “Spider-Sense” of sorts. I think this Spider-Sense also made my thoughts a lot louder. I now sense danger before it happens. I can also stick to walls, turn invisible, and Venom blast things. My muscles have grown increasingly stronger. My eyesight is above and beyond. I can jump higher than I used to. My speed, reflexes, agility have grown. This burger has transformed my human capabilities into something… more. Along with that I’ve developed a sticky substance called “web fluid” that allows me to swing off of buildings, and slingshot myself across the city. I feel like I too can wear the mask. I too am THE Spider-Man, the Spider-Man dedicated to this universe. Instead of New York, I will protect my own city from all the evil that may be lurking around. Because, as this Burger told me before I ate it, With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility. Remember, anyone can wear the mask. Peter Parker wore the mask, Miles Morales wore the mask, and now I can wear the mask. They got their start from a radioactive spider, I got mine from a radioactive burger. Because this is my story now. Now, it’s my turn. My time to take a leap of faith, because the city needs me, it needs its very own Spider-Man.

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@quiet oar

jolly sequoia
formal oyster
jolly sequoia
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I also got powers from eating this whopper

quiet oar
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Nah

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Those are the hallucinations