The Flash

[lyric stag]

[safe moth]

and the way ben affleck's "punisher" was turned into a joke

"My ego is too big to say thank you"

🤓

oh wait he didn't play the punisher?

who cares, he acts like the punisher

😂

"I know sex but I've never experienced it"

💀

what kind of dialogue is that bruh

10/10 scriptwriting

"why did you help me?" "because you needed help"

the only memorable scenes were the lightning accident when barry ||loses his powers|| and when past barry ||kills faora|| and every scene with ||dark flash||

[vernal badger]

https://www.dc.com/blog/2023/06/20/the-story-behind-the-flash-s-biggest-surprise-cameo

Here’s why Nicolas Cage was in the movie

[tawdry igloo]

❤️

[flat summit]

the flash more like,, the ass

[vernal badger]

Ah it all makes sense now

[gilded rain]

there were 4 other people in the theatre

literally was empty

what was that starting oh my@god the graphics

why is the running so weird 😭

[wanton basin]

real

[gilded rain]

im so used to grant gustin for 9 seasons

ezra as flash just looks weird

His face just isnt meant to be flash

[wanton basin]

facist

[glacial trellis]

That’s why you should get drunk before watching the movie

That’s what I’m gonna do

[hallow meteor]

Hey

[safe moth]

some dude gave it a more fitting title

"the flush"

[safe moth]

but fr the dark flash jumpscare when barry gets his powers startled me

cuz I was just grabbing my rlly hot coffee

and I took a huge gulp and burnt my mouth

I had blisters on my tongue for 2 whole days lmfao

[heavy karma]

?warn @violet elbow Pirated footage

[half sun]

toyanthaog#0 has been warned, this is their 3rd warning.

[heavy karma]

Oh damn

?ban 999818812188803183 3rd warning

[half sun]

Banned toyanthaog#0

[rich brook]

I will remember this

[lyric stag]

shit movie

[safe moth]

"the flush" lmfao fitting name

[pseudo seal]

The Crash, The Trash, The Flush

[wintry granite]

Its still making $2M a day

[lyric stag]

still a shit movie

[glossy spade]

You think that's a lot lmao

[wintry granite]

Yes

[glossy spade]

Unfortunately it aint

That's seriously low

[lyric stag]

I make 2 million from my desk with only 30 minutes of work. Wanna learn how!? Sign up for my classes, only 129.99 per session!

[wintry granite]

$2M is. A lot

Considering that’s 200,000 people w day

[glossy spade]

It's not for a movie with a 200m budget
Calm down

[lyric stag]

especially since it’s not considered a box office success if it doesn’t make at least x2.5 of the budget

[glossy spade]

Michael Shannon is not happy with this at all lmao, he was told man of Steel was a one time thing, he hates these big scale action movies

[sleek plinth]

How💀

[wintry granite]

Yes it is

Its a flop but

[lyric kraken]

No buts

[lyric stag]

but it’s still trash

[glacial trellis]

Sooooooo Ive finally watched the flash

And ehm

Yeah

It's definitly a movie

First half was mostly good and i would have satisfied if it stayed like that

Second half was fucking awfull

And not even that far in

The whole time travel undo stuff was such a mess

The cgi cameos

Awfull

I give it like a 5

Also Micheal Keaton as Batman was probably the best thing in this movie

His action scenes were amazing and if you pair that with that iconic Batman soundtrack

Perfection

Also Nicholas Cage

It gets a bonus Point because Nicholas Cage Superman is canon in the Multiverse

[wintry granite]

No hes not

This isnt connected to dcu

[glossy spade]

He said multiverse not dcu

[wanton basin]

Ong

[safe moth]

Ukw that he's a troll right? I remember arguing with this dude cuz he outright said every phase 4 movie and phase 5 movie is almost perfect especially ant man 3 😂

Or he's just a kid who discovered discord when the cooler older kids began using it

[glossy spade]

unfortunately he is bring fr

he is a big level idiot

[safe moth]

Then he's probably a kid, better ask his age next time

Ukw the times when you feel something is illegal but isn't? This feels like one of those times

[glossy spade]

yes it is my friend

discord kids and their insane takes fr

[lyric stag]

you fr

[glossy spade]

you fr

[sleek plinth]

How😭😭

[devout lotus]

It's alot of money for peasants like us but not for the big studios

[glacial trellis]

That whole part of both barry's tryna change the fate of Batman and Supergirl

It was a mess

To say the least

[sleek plinth]

Dam

That’s your opinion

[glacial trellis]

No it's a fact

[gilded rain]

so they casted the actor for one movie?

damn

[lyric stag]

their opinion is generally facts

[glacial trellis]

🙏

[granite mason]

lmao, this is far from facts ☠️

[glacial trellis]

Nah bro
This movie was worse than god damn she hulk

she hulk was peak but you know what i Mean

[safe moth]

LMAOOOO

[safe moth]

and his face bro

his face when he's putting the kid in the microwave

💀

[cloud summit]

me looking at a yummy meal

[bright flume]

What the flash would have been if ezra wrote the script (Even though he isn't a writer)

[cloud summit]

what the flash should've been

still would've been better than the actual movie

[bright flume]

Real, it would have been a meme fest

[cloud summit]

people would actually like it

[lyric stag]

still a shit movie

[granite mason]

James Gunn said that The Flash helps reset the dc universe, but the new universe that barry created is definitley not James Gunn’s new DCU

[pseudo seal]

Lames Gunn lied

He just wanted to sell tickets for The Flush

[calm nebula]

I really don't think gunn cares about the flash

[pseudo seal]

Why wouldnt he

He evidently does considering he called it the greatest comic book movie hes ever seen

[calm nebula]

Because Gunn went to the Kevin feige school of ignoring everything else that isn't his

Gunn shows good sportsmanship on other things but it's his job to do that

It's called being corporate

[glacial trellis]

same

the reason he had to praise this movie is because of how much it cost to make

I do believe that what he said about blue beetle is true

that its a great film

[pseudo seal]

Maybe but i dont think he really wants it to flop either

[glacial trellis]

of course he doesnt want that
he needs that money for the new dcu

[lyric stag]

i wanted it to flop and that’s all that mattered

[dusty cairn]

One of the greatest he said not the greatest

[lyric stag]

one of the greatest flops

[pseudo seal]

And he lied

[granite mason]

"You should seek the help of a mental health professional. The Justice League isn’t very good at that part yet. Trust me."

Why do i feel like ezra miller improvised this line

"Barry these scars we have make us who we are. We’re not meant to fix them. Don’t live your past. Live your life. Don’t let your tragedy define you."

This hit hard ngl

[lyric stag]

no it didn’t

[pseudo seal]

Theres nothing profound about that

Its a generic platitude

[glossy spade]

and a bunch of other celebs too, which was so weird

basically paid them to say it

[devout lotus]

☠️

[glacial trellis]

no thats literally a joke that barry would make

[pseudo seal]

Tea

Which probably made the movie perform even worse

[glossy spade]

And people lost respect for those celebs who vouched for it

[lyric stag]

this movie should’ve been canceled like batgirl

[glossy spade]

It is bizarre how they let this one release with all the Ezra drama

[dusty cairn]

Goofy ahh

[left halo]

Those celebs were speaking facts

Tom Cruise still the 🐐

[lyric stag]

trash

[marsh pecan]

I got an email ad about DC’s NFTs for the alt covers for Batman #608 and look who they say the DCEU Batman is

Because that’s not Batfleck

[granite mason]

is that keaton

[marsh pecan]

Yep

[safe moth]

Is that Clooney?

Nvm MB it's keaton

[marsh pecan]

Yeah

Weird that he’s labeled has DCEU Batman when he’s just not

[safe moth]

I was abt to reply saying "dceu" not "dcu" but then again, ben affleck is the official dceu batman

[marsh pecan]

Yeah

[safe moth]

Had high hopes with Gunn taking charge of the dc universe with his dcu

[marsh pecan]

I mean he hasn’t even started yet

[safe moth]

yeah

I still do have high hopes

[marsh pecan]

The most he’s done is given us Superman and Lois and some of the projects

[safe moth]

but I just didn't like how he said the flash is the best cbm movie and he also claimed it would reboot the dceu into dcu

[marsh pecan]

Yeah clearly plans changed

[pseudo seal]

Lames Gunn lied to sell tickets

[marsh pecan]

And also as the head of DC he was never gonna say the Flash sucked

[pseudo seal]

He needs money to fund the expensive CW episode that will be his Superman movie

[safe moth]

cuz he either did that so the flash would get moneh so that tickets for dcu movies would sell more or he actually meant it which means dcu movies gonna be shit and I highly doubt its the latter

[safe moth]

nah not that but he didn't have to call it the best cbm of all time

[pseudo seal]

Yes he did

[safe moth]

he could've simply said "I enjoyed it it was rlly good" or smth like that idk

[pseudo seal]

How else would he generate artificial hype

[safe moth]

yeah

[marsh pecan]

I mean people were hyped when they saw the trailer the downfall happened a month before the movie came out when they started showing early screenings

[safe moth]

at least his way of marketing with paying big celebrities to call the flash the "best cbm of all time" is better than disney's way of buying the tickets to cap marvel to pretend like a huge crowd is watching it to get the hype train on

[marsh pecan]

Imma be honest I think most of the celebrities actually liked it because like think about people like Tom cruise don’t normally see cbm so of course they are gonna praise it

Because from a stand point of someone who has never seen a cbm it was probably pretty good in their eyes

And also Gunn probably thought it was pretty good too but probably some WBD exec was like “hey it’s good that you like it but this movies budget was $250M so you need to sell the hell out of it”

[pseudo seal]

Disney never did this

Everyone wanted to watch Captain marvel to witness the greatest movie in history

[marsh pecan]

I meannnnn

[safe moth]

yes yes

(crap I rlly shouldn't have said it in front of a cap marvel stan 😭 somebody help me)

[marsh pecan]

I liked Captain Marvel but let’s be real the only reason so many people saw it was because 1. she was teased in Infinity War 2. Marvel said that watching this movie was required to understand Endgame (it was kinda) and 3. People wanted any marvel content after IW

[pseudo seal]

No

Its because shes the best character

[marsh pecan]

Oh and woman protagonist in big movie

[safe moth]

bro read the nickname

[marsh pecan]

Oh I know lol

[safe moth]

you rlly want a fight? 😭

[marsh pecan]

I’m just giving my opinion

Like I said I don’t hate her

[pseudo seal]

Who can hate the queen

[marsh pecan]

I remember not liking it at the time but that was because I was 16 and thought it was cool to hate on it but rewatching it it was a good movie

Plus Brie Larson is always a plus

[pseudo seal]

Being serious, i do agree

It banked off post IW hype

Ya i think most people who hate it havent really formed their own opinion

Its just a generic origin movie, not really any better or worse than other generic MCU origin movies

[marsh pecan]

Yeahhh

I’m also just super hyped about The Marvels

It looks fun

And again Brie Larson

[pseudo seal]

The marvels will get a lot of undeserved hate

[marsh pecan]

Oh yeah because “comic fans” will be disgusted by women protagonists

[safe moth]

ngl I'm only gonna watch marvels for minoca and carol's relationship

I just hope kamala doesn't fuck this movie up

[marsh pecan]

I doubt she will

Kamala is a great character imo

[safe moth]

she was super annoying to me in ms marvel idk why people consider it one of the best mcu shows

[marsh pecan]

Plus she probably has a big role because they killed her off in the comics

[safe moth]

actually ms marvel show as a whole was kinda good tbh

but yeah kamala wasn't the best character in it

[marsh pecan]

I liked the show but I haven’t had a need to rewatch it

Also I didn’t mind the power changes as much as some people mostly because it kinda is just her normal powers but just with hard light instead of actual stretchy limbs

[safe moth]

ye it was a one-off thing

[safe moth]

idgaf abt power changes

her green lantern-esque powers are much better than the cheesy terrigen myst shape-shifting body part size-changing powers

[marsh pecan]

I mean I understand the reason they changed it. It was because they wanted Kamala to be closer to the other Marvels which also have light based powers

[safe moth]

ye but fr tho I prefer her mcu powers more than comic powers

[marsh pecan]

Well good news she might get them in the comics

Or might not

Nobody really knows

But she’s dead so people think she’s gonna get revived and also get a dose of MCU synergy

[safe moth]

idgaf abt comics anymore

wtf is even happening there

[marsh pecan]

Which part?

Kamala?

[safe moth]

kamala and peter both

[marsh pecan]

In ASM Peter is dating Felicia and is currently fighting Doc Ock which could lead into the new Superior Spider-Man series alternatively in SM Peter is fighting Elctro while dealing with Spider-Boy

Kamala on the other hand was a background character in ASM working for Osborn at Oscorp and then she died by sacrificing herself so Rabin didn’t kill MJ

[glossy spade]

You guys are just haters 🤓

[marsh pecan]

Of what?

[glossy spade]

Just haters

[marsh pecan]

Ah

[lyric stag]

by paying actors to praise it

[left halo]

Nah James Gunn the 🐐 fr

He knows a masterpiece when he sees it

[lyric stag]

the trash is worse than the last airbender

[left halo]

Nuh uh

[bright flume]

It is worse than morbius

Kiddin

Its good

[left halo]

Good

[clever cobalt]

In 2020 the worst rated DC movie comes out
In 2022 the worst rated DC movie comes out
In 2023 the worst rated DC movie comes out
In 2023 the worst rated DC movie comes out

[bright flume]

Lol

Really 2009-2013 was the best times of DC

[clever cobalt]

Barely

[bright flume]

2009- the dark knight
2012- the dark knight rises
2013 (or 2014 i think)- man of Steel

[clever cobalt]

Yeah, barely

[lyric stag]

the flash came out in 2023 tho

[clever cobalt]

That's the point

[limber gorge]

Flash was a lit movie 9/10

Idc what anyone says

[lyric stag]

it wasn’t

[clever cobalt]

it was

[lyric stag]

it wasn’t

[gilded rain]

it wasn’t

[wanton basin]

it wasn't

[clever cobalt]

it was

[bright flume]

it was

but i want more of henry cavill and ben affleck

[lyric stag]

it was dookie shards

[left halo]

In 2023 one of the greatest movies of all time come out

Rhymes with The Splash

[left halo]

This guy understands

[left halo]

A true intellectual

[lyric stag]

in 2023 one of the shittest movies of all time come out

Rhymes with The Splash

The trash

[clever cobalt]

In 2023 one of the bestest movies of all time come out
Rhymes with The Splash
The Flasho

[limber gorge]

Ong bro these mfs wildin

[limber gorge]

Your face is trash

[glossy spade]

Don't be rude

[chilly kindle]

hes not

hes being honest

lmao

[lyric stag]

and yet was a bigger successes than the flush

[limber gorge]

Flash was better than most recent marvel movies and cgi wasn't even bad

[lyric stag]

not a high bar

“the garbage was better than the other garbage”

[chilly kindle]

i would say gotg 3 was better, but thats just my opinions

[glossy spade]

Name a recent movie whose cgi was bad

[chilly kindle]

also if you think marvel is trash then why r u in a marvel server

[glossy spade]

Is there a rule for that?

[limber gorge]

I never said i hated marvel dawg

Then why would i be here

[limber gorge]

Yeah i can agree with you

1.atsv
2.gotg 3
3. The flash

[limber gorge]

Thor love and thunder but if talking this year probably ant man 3

[limber gorge]

Not really but why will someone join a server of something they hate

[lyric stag]

the trash is still trash

[chilly kindle]

oh sorry i missinterpreted one of your past messages

my bad

[chilly kindle]

agreed, top movies of 2023 so far

[chilly kindle]

well no, but there is no point

[lyric stag]

of 2023?

john wick 4?

Creed

DnD

MI

flash ain’t even top 50

[lyric kraken]

The only movies they’ve watched

[lyric stag]

forgot, there’s strict nerds out there in the world

[glossy spade]

Unfortunately love and thunder has better cgi than flush

[limber gorge]

Lies

That couldn't be further from the truth

[limber gorge]

Demon slayer to the swordsmith village is better than those movies 🥱

[glossy spade]

I don't think you understand what good or bad cgi is

[limber gorge]

I do

[lyric stag]

nerd

[glossy spade]

But keep on waffling

[limber gorge]

At the end of the day does it really matter if a movie has good or bad cgi

[glossy spade]

Actually when the budget is hundreds of millions Definitely YES

[limber gorge]

Mfs really be hating on movie cuz of some cgi

[glossy spade]

We will

And in general it's not that great of a movie anyways

[limber gorge]

The biggest one you'll ever find

[limber gorge]

It is

[glossy spade]

Mfs really defending mediocrity just because

[lyric stag]

if the budget was 200+ million yes

[limber gorge]

Idc if that mf threw a chair at a old lady

[glossy spade]

No one cares either

[lyric stag]

the trash isn’t even better than the last airbender

[limber gorge]

The movie was too peak tbh

[glossy spade]

There are definitely outside factors that led to flash flopping,
But if the cgi and story was a bit better more people would've watched it.

Even the most casual person wants to see good visuals, this movie unfortunately didn't have that

[limber gorge]

Fuck general audiences

They suck

[glossy spade]

Cope

Your fav movie flopped

[limber gorge]

The story was good tho 🙂

[lyric stag]

trash

[limber gorge]

But I'm not wrong tho

[glossy spade]

It was good
Not great
And definitely does not compensate for the shit visuals and looking at a criminals face 90 percent of the movie

[limber gorge]

They do suck

[limber gorge]

You can separate art of the artist

[glossy spade]

Ezra is not the artist he is the model

[limber gorge]

You know what i mean

[glossy spade]

Do you think Ezra made the movie loo

[limber gorge]

Never said he did but ig

[glossy spade]

And no Ezra is not doing some groundbreaking work to even ignore how garbage of a person he is

[limber gorge]

Yes he is a piece of shit but it shouldn't affect the movie

You can enjoy his character but not support the actor

[lyric stag]

shit movie

[glossy spade]

No one enjoyed the movie

Except you

Which is not a bad thing, but it doesn't make the movie good

[limber gorge]

A handful of people did

My brother and my friends enjoyed it

Other ppl on discord enjoyed it

[lyric stag]

garbage movie

[glossy spade]

So why is it a flop

[limber gorge]

Does it really matter if a movie flops

[glossy spade]

Yes actually lmao, this is not some low budget indie flick

Literally people will lose jobs over this flop

What a stupid thing to say

[lyric stag]

that’s kinda how you measure success for big budget film….

[glacial trellis]

Ive once agained missed the drama

[limber gorge]

Too them yeah they care but people like us not really

[lyric stag]

shit movie

[limber gorge]

Bro's an npc ong

[lyric stag]

common flash fan still using “npc” jokes

[limber gorge]

Been using that word before tik tok made it popular ✊😤💯

[lyric stag]

nerd like comment

[glossy spade]

What are you on about now

[pseudo seal]

“People like you” wont get to “enjoy” those movies if they continue to flop lol

Why would a studio just continually invest in something thats generating negative returns

[lyric stag]

because some people enjoyed it

duh

[pseudo seal]

Nobody enjoyed The Flush

[glossy spade]

No but they did tho

It's so fun watching a 2003 movie in 2023

[clever cobalt]

https://twitter.com/scottEmovienerd/status/1678468562598371333

Scott Weinberg (@scottEmovienerd)

now that the spoiler phase has passed, I have one opinion I'd like to share.

to whoever decided to put a digital version of Christopher Reeve in this movie: fuck you.

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Twitter · Jul 10, 2023, 6:17 PM

[glossy spade]

Yep

Digital likeness in general is a shitty thint

[clever cobalt]

DC has to remind fans of long dead better actors to shill their movies while Marvel just cast Hugh as Wolverine because people love him right now

[pseudo seal]

Nobody likes hugh jackman

[calm nebula]

I don't think that's accurate

[pseudo seal]

It is

[gilded rain]

in what universe

[pseudo seal]

In this universe

Yall marvel fans fake af, you claim to love hugh jackman but never show up for him at the box office outside of when hes playing wolverine

Where were you during Reminiscence and The Son when they flopped

But suddenly you love him again because hes doing a marvel movie

[clever cobalt]

[glossy spade]

He's right tho

Y'all didn't show up when RDJ did Dolittle as well

Fake fans

[glacial trellis]

CW moment

[glacial trellis]

Have you seen him in interviews? He seems like such a nice guy and is a really good actor
Like how can you not like him

[lyric stag]

EAAATTTT

make the mcu fans face reality

[pseudo seal]

[pseudo seal]

Hes a shit actor

[glacial trellis]

Shit actor he says

[clever cobalt]

https://twitter.com/fleurashdesign/status/1679885102661132289?s=46&t=koBFIkJHnPTovwYgDygK-w

Ash -COMMS OPEN-🕸️ (@FleurashDesign)

It was me, Barry

I turned The Flash movie into the first ever NFT film

Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 4:06 PM

[wanton basin]

He was great in prisoners too

[pseudo seal]

No idea how that happened, he was really bad in Les Mis but his role was baity i suppose and it was a major Best Picture contender

[pseudo seal]

The lie, he was atrocious in Prisoners

[bright flume]

I guess you watched x men origins before writing this but even there Hugh's acting was good

[pseudo seal]

He was not good in origins

Theres nothing good about origins

[bright flume]

Even Wade wilson

Never thought that guy will be Deadpool

[pseudo seal]

Tea

Origins is one of the worst movies of all time

[bright flume]

Even worse than morbius

[pseudo seal]

Yep

[clever cobalt]

What could have been Supergirl in Flash:

According to a rumor a previous version of the script had this version of Kara being actually Christopher Reeve’s Superman daughter, not MoS Superman cousin.

[lyric stag]

movie would’ve still been ass

[clever cobalt]

Even other, apparently the Reeves Superman and Lois in the Flashpoint timeline was to be killed by Zod and Kara was the only survivor

[safe moth]

tbh I loved supergirl being her own character with no tie-ins tbh

the flush would've become more ass with her being reeves' daughter

plus isn't superman returns a continuation of reeves' superman?

[clever cobalt]

Yeah but nothing says was canon

[bright flume]

the crash: the return of the trash with a flash

[limber gorge]

What's up with all these goofy ass puns

[glossy spade]

Only fun thing you can do around this movie

[clever cobalt]

https://twitter.com/cornelia_august/status/1680969010643456000?s=20

August Cornelia (@cornelia_august)

The Flash cameos in HD
share with your friends to tell them why they shouldnt watch this fucking movie

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 17, 2023, 3:53 PM

[lyric stag]

not puns when it’s true

[safe moth]

flashh crash the hundred yard trash

[limber gorge]

The movie is still better than you

[limber gorge]

The flash crashed on your gf

[lyric stag]

nerd like comment

[limber gorge]

I am a nerd 🙂

And a proud one

[glossy spade]

Your tone's braggy but your words are real sad.

[limber gorge]

Not really

[limber gorge]

Happiest nerd out there

Far from sad love

[glossy spade]

I'm not convinced sorry

[atomic remnant]

cute dog

[safe moth]

L

[limber gorge]

L deeznuts

[bright flume]

Who the fuck had the idea to bring George Clooney

If they can revive christopher Reeves they could have revived adam west for batman but no, they want to bring the world batman of all time

I would have accepted val kilmer even if he is fat now

There's nothing wrong with a fat batman but everything is wrong with George Clooney's batman

If bale refused why didn't they just bring Pattinson or just cast a new batman

[terse spoke]

Kilmer's retired, health issues

[pseudo seal]

Why would pattinson’s batman want to be associated with The Flush

[glacial trellis]

because his batman doesnt need the typical superhero stuff

like, superhero stories about blue beetle, superman etcetra shouldnt be added to a grounded world

[glossy spade]

No you guys

Clooney being there is a sign to stay away from the DCU

[wanton basin]

ok

[bright flume]

Its actually good only the ezra miller controversy made it bad

[lyric stag]

shit movie

[bright flume]

The crash: return of the George Clooney the trash

[granite mason]

My question is why was Jay in the chronobowl

was he about to make his own flashpoint

[limber gorge]

NPC mf 🫵😂

Bro says the same lines

[lyric stag]

cringe

still a shit movie

[glossy spade]

Sad even the real actor had no idea he was in the thing

[pseudo seal]

Kids movie = automatically bad?

[lyric stag]

yes, like trolls

[limber gorge]

You look like a troll

[limber gorge]

So is across the spider-verse bad

[lyric stag]

still a shit movie

[pseudo seal]

Yes it is but not because its a kids movie

[lyric stag]

ew

[remote knot]

Just watched the flash for the first time

It was a great movie

[wanton basin]

I wish I could see that Batfleck vs Deathstroke movie somehow

[devout lotus]

The fah

[atomic remnant]

I love the FAH

[bright flume]

In cinemas on jne 1

I watched it and its better than the flash

[safe moth]

no fuck not pattinson I'd kill to have pattinson's batman be its own thing

[atomic remnant]

o yeah

since i dont think anyone mentioned it here yet

whos that old guy at the end

[glossy spade]

George Clooney?

[atomic remnant]

THATS GEORGE CLOONEY?

I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT PACIFIC RIM OLD GUY

[glossy spade]

Lol

[atomic remnant]

this guy

[pseudo seal]

Breh

Thats clooney

[atomic remnant]

weird

what batman did he play

[lyric stag]

batman

[glossy spade]

The worst batman movie to ever exist

Batman and robin

A movie so bad Clooney has been non-stop apologizing to the fandom for over 2 decades

[atomic remnant]

oh..

[lyric stag]

he made up for it with his spy kids performance

[safe moth]

LMFAOOO

[safe moth]

fucking dies

[safe moth]

but fr tho, he's the most hated batman ever

[bright flume]

Looks like walmart's Harrison ford

With a more squarish face cut

[glossy spade]

Clooney is hot bro

[bright flume]

Yeah he was good looking during his young times now he doesn't

[glossy spade]

Oh well

[lyric stag]

the trash

[bright flume]

Bro shut up

[lyric stag]

the trash

[atomic remnant]

shut up man

[glossy spade]

What gave you that bizarre idea?

[glossy spade]

everyone loved him back then lol

ezra was insufferable in this one

[glacial trellis]

Ezra was a good flash but don't you dare compare a sexsual Predator with Grant Gustin

[lyric stag]

shit movie

[bright flume]

Whatever it is its better than ratman and bobin

[glossy spade]

Everything is better than that

[lyric stag]

barely

[bright flume]

COWWWWABUNNNNGAAAA!!!!

[granite mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9RfhbH0GEQ

[lyric stag]

why would anyone wanna watch the behind the scenes

[limber gorge]

Real

[safe moth]

how's the thread for "the ass" goin?

[safe moth]

I do but not for movies like this

[left halo]

To understand how this masterpiece came to be

[wanton basin]

Masterpiece lmao

[lyric stag]

a piece of shit

[limber gorge]

Shut up

[limber gorge]

You're a piece a shit 🫵😂

[lyric stag]

just like the movie

[safe moth]

LMAO

[safe moth]

dude's probably the type of guy to say spiderverse was a bad movie cuz it had too many vibrant colors

[limber gorge]

Not really

Spider-verse is a good movie

I perfer it over flash

Flash is still good tho

[safe moth]

do you prefer "the batman 2022" over flash?

[limber gorge]

Fuck yeah ofc

[safe moth]

no way home over the flash?

[safe moth]

thats on me I set the bar too high

[lyric stag]

the flash isn’t even better than quantumania

trolls >>> the trash

[limber gorge]

Idk man

[safe moth]

nah imo it was better than quantumania and love and thunder lmfao

[safe moth]

but yeah trolls better than the ass fr fr

[limber gorge]

You look like a troll

[lyric stag]

i’m just honest

[limber gorge]

I'm being honest too 😂

[safe moth]

you've never met him irl how would you even know? this is dishonesty bro

😂

[limber gorge]

Exactly

[glossy spade]

No
Because flash doesn't have the ridiculous plot holes

[safe moth]

lmfao lemme test this guy

[glossy spade]

[safe moth]

don't reveal the results too soon lol

[glossy spade]

What's going on?

[limber gorge]

I'll say yeah

[safe moth]

this dude well...

[limber gorge]

Flash probably tops majority of mcu movies imo

[safe moth]

@glossy spade

[glossy spade]

😭

[safe moth]

ifkr

[limber gorge]

But doesn't rival infinity war endgame and winter soldier

[safe moth]

civil war? ironman 1? ironman2? ragnarok?

[glossy spade]

Infinity mid
Midgame
Mider midier

[safe moth]

GOTG VOL 3???

[limber gorge]

For to mention those but yeah

[safe moth]

infinity war was good imo but winter soldier is overhyped

[lyric stag]

winter soldier is peak mcu

[limber gorge]

Stupid gen z talk

[limber gorge]

Real

[safe moth]

idk I don't find it bad but not too good either

[safe moth]

I find it one of the better mcu movies tho

[glossy spade]

Thanks

[safe moth]

the spy thriller route they went for was kinda dope and new

[lyric stag]

green lantern >>> the flash

[safe moth]

even tho the ending was a tad cheesy

[lyric stag]

whinnie the pooh blood and honey >>>>> the trash

[limber gorge]

Green lantern wasn't half bad tbh

[safe moth]

real, tbh

[safe moth]

yeah imo its only hated for the cgi and bad script lol

would've been a decent superhero movie if not for those issues

but "decent" tho

[safe moth]

wdym? can't compare blood and honey with the ass bro

[limber gorge]

Yo fr tho script is eh but the cgi is bad tho

I don't like the suit too

[safe moth]

dude that was sarcasm, a script and cgi is what makes the entire movie a movie

plus some direction as well

but direction don't do shi without a proper idea of what the plot is

[limber gorge]

Sarcasm deeznuts

[safe moth]

who's doin the millenial talk now? lol

[limber gorge]

Mf hardly people ever understand sarcasm in text

[lyric stag]

all i’m hearing is that the flash is garbage

“i’ve never had sex”

corny movie

[limber gorge]

Your face is garbage

[safe moth]

"I know sex exists and I've never experienced it"

[lyric stag]

just like the movie

[safe moth]

bro's human you're being dishonest again

bro be hypocritical

😔

[limber gorge]

I'm the sexy one tho

[safe moth]

sexy hypocrite?

😂

sexy liar?

[limber gorge]

Sexy Godslayer

🙂

[safe moth]

dude that innocent smile is killing me

😂

[lyric stag]

corny

[limber gorge]

It's true tho

That's what they call me

[safe moth]

bro's a 9 yr old gamerkid picking the corniest "badass" names to ever exist on the net

💀

[limber gorge]

Nah I'm 19

It's cool tho

Better than chad

[safe moth]

Chad's literally my irl name bro what you on?

[limber gorge]

That's also my irl name

[safe moth]

and Paladin's the name of a novel I'm writing rn

[safe moth]

bro be trippin

[limber gorge]

I'm writing a novel too

[safe moth]

You're named Chad?

[limber gorge]

No Godslayer

[safe moth]

yeah? whats it called? whats the progress? which genre? what themes? which setting? which atmosphere? describe your protagonist

name your inspirations

ukw what you're taking too long I ain't got time for this I'mma head over to #tykhe-rolling-2 until my laptop battery dies out

[limber gorge]

Lucifer bodies your favorite verse
Genre:fantasy action RPG
theme: dark mode
Setting: new york
Atmosphere: 110 degrees
He's literally me fr
DC

[safe moth]

say sike right now

[safe moth]

reading that crap is literal torture to a writer

@lyric stag get that neuralyzer and make me forget I ever read this shi

[limber gorge]

Your mom Dabs unironically

[safe moth]

so lucifer's a 19 yr old man with the mind of a 9 year old child who's being a literal btch online to peeps just cuz they hate a movie?

and also he keeps a super corny username picked from the depths of the so called "emo" net search?

idk if thats the lucifer ik about tbh

I know the one from the comics

[limber gorge]

Technically your not a man child until your 20

[safe moth]

and fyi saying dc stands for detective comics so saying dc comics is the same thing as calling it detective comics comics

and next thing you're gonna do is send a 🤓 emoji

[limber gorge]

It's cool when i do it

Dc doesn't go by dc comics anymore

[safe moth]

damn sure it does cuz it literally says "dc" before every dc movie or comic... ever

bro just died 💀

[limber gorge]

respawns

[safe moth]

no no no you respawn when I do

go back to being dead I have a chapter to finish

[limber gorge]

And i got comics and video games to finish

LOL

[limber gorge]

Jokes on you i worship the dead

🙂

[glossy spade]

Worship what

[limber gorge]

Necromancy

[glossy spade]

Lads say edgy shit like this are the same ones who run back to their rooms after turning off the house lights

[limber gorge]

Bro how tf did you know 💀