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you dont need to
I'm 165 at 6'
i eat myself into oblivion and still won’t gain any
120 at 5'9 and at 16 wacky lacky
Well 5'10 '11 but I say 6 foot with shoes one
not how it works
so you lying?
shorty
I wanna be 6' :(
i’m 5 10 but with shoes on i’m 6
yeah guys im 6 foot.. while hes looking up at us
wtf
2 inch shoes
I'm 1 foot away
stop caping
im 5’10
I'll make it
no you wont
But 140 is smol boy
Ok smol boy
not really
I'm legit only 13
what the
cap

ah hell nah
proof

I'm 13
what they feedin these kids now?
show your birth certificate or ur lying
you had to take testosterone supplements when you were younger
hmmm
why you payin for ultimate then
moms credit card
Cause ultimate cool
🤨
stop the cap


What can I say
.
I don't trade
bro thought he could pull the woowjejdjdisi out huh?
?
ultimate user
exposed
What did that say
pog
“edited”
Photosgop
imagine pretending to be younger than you actually are
!
thats pretty cringe

close enough
is that all you say now? just memes?
Literally anyone over 25
I could say words but I like my memes
i just had a full grown man tell me im bad at fortnite
this dude that joined my vc earlier said he wished people were older
memes > words
trash at fortnite
you are bad at fortnite
Especially for topics i have no knowledge of and therefore would not be in the conversation otherwise
dude was 30 years old
get gud
I can just reply to some random message instead
scrub
mb i dont spend my entire life devoted to a game
yes good job in getting involved in the conversation
you just want to be there?
ill from now on main fortnite battle royale
just not say anything
rocket league 
true
octane
Beep
sorh
i didn’t know how to play the game
whats the subway surf pr
my pr?
aight
yes
ur pr
2
@blazing scroll HEY ITS YOU AGAIN!
are you the customer service lady?
3.3m. only bc i don’t feel like playing any longer than that
@eager haven NO ITS YOU!
there’s no point
OK
nice
yes…
i only started playing last week
what do you need?
680k i think?
Weren't you supposed to be asleep
bro alba is so fine 😩

you don’t know who that is jordo
no
too bad i will
i no do refunds
what the FUCK
only gift cards
What did you see
jordo i told you bro
ok bet
i shoulda listened
I'm curious
pay in $500 amazon gift card
Must investigate
Alba is like 3x your age
I thought she was cute when I was your age
woah what
she's like 45 or somethin
yeah fasho

my fav back then was Kate Beckinsale
i’m telling toshi
what?
night
ga
i might be going to one of the championship games if miami wins
cuz the first game will be on my birthday
Miami what
ah
answer the question jordo
ummm no.
no i wont

it doesn't matter, if he says no he's just wrong
i know did you look her up?
don't need to have her face memorized
Helloooo
Not me sitting under the ball about to catch it and my teammate gives it away to the other team

Never ffed and abandoned a match up 2
goodmorninnn
gn
no
me sleep
yes gn
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
Noooo
@warm anchor Can't dm you for trade, can you dm me for clockwork

Morning gamors

Anyone here a pc tech genius and can find me a rtx 3060 8gb or 12gb from a VERY well known company? 200 pounds-300pounds. (20 OR 30 POUNDS MORE IS FINE BY ME)
You need to be a bot, not a tech genius
what he said
I have a question, if I have a playstation but i play on pc the whole time, can i trade on the playstation using the same account i use on my pc ?
You can, but you can only trade non crate items cross platform. Other crate items will remain locked to the platform you got them on.
Atm, I don't think you can find one for that price, cause of the chip shortage. Their price is around 400 pounds as far as I know. You might have to wait a bit more if you want it for 300 or so
[H] Dueling Dragons Acrobat Cert [W] Credit 1500+ or items (value 1500+)
[H] Sky Blue Astro-CSX [W] Credit 800+ or items (value 800+)
[H] 500cr [W] Fennec (Can repeat)
[H] 2000cr [W] 24 NCE
[H] tw beret [W] 150cr
[H] 900cr [W] Black Reaper Wheels
[H] Lime Gernot Scorer Golden Gift '21 [W] 200cr
[H] NCE Equalizer [W] 150cr
Hallo
@fierce meadow I was wondering how to get my role ? From subscribing monthly :)
Which role are we talking?
The plus
Premium plan?
Yes :)
Go to the premium page on the website (should be at the top right next to your profile) and get one of the plans. To get the role on discord you have to connect your website and discord account.
I have the plan I'm just not sure how to connect it
Go into account settings -> platforms and link your discord profile there
@fierce meadow you smell
I explain, I don't smell
Account settings on what sorry here? Or the rocket league garage app
RLG app 😄

Thank you will look now
No worries
No worrie
I think I done it
There is your role 😄
Thank you very much 
No worries, enjoy 🙂
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
@brittle breach yo dm
Is it any way to fix trade hold i rl does it work if u use a mod to speed up the game?
No
Hello I think I have a problem I received a private message telling me that I had won a TW octane and when I clicked on mine to retrieve it I was asked for my epic code what I I put and then when I wanted to connect it asked me for a code that I did not receive and therefore the person is called Han Music is this a hack?
Hi Toby
Check the pins
@upper niche We don't do giveaways via Discord, Any DMs about giveaways you receive are from scammers. The websites they send you to are fake and will steal your login details. If you have visited a website, please ensure you change your password on any accounts which share the same email/password. If your items have been stolen please contact Psyonix, RLG can not help you at all.
Thank
hello
Hello, does anyone want a chance to join a RLCS like tournament? It's 3v3 comp and 1v1 FS
why i cant chat in rocket league garage?
what do you mean?
im trying to chat and it says connecting to server
Is there an update? Are you logged out?
If your on Android, go to play store, search RL garage and there should be a UPDATE button.
If it's up to date it would say open
you are on the website? can you try a different web browser? or try in Incognito mode (this will disable any browser addons which may be interfering with the website.
I said you smelled good
How the fuck do you know my name
im on pc
website is working fine
good, I have successfully pushed my response off the top of most peoples screens
Try different brower
ok
It's my IRL name.
wonder who has been messing with the roles

I pinged the Discord admins to fix/find out why it was removed.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME OUTLINE
Because your not worthy
thus he is responsible for all cats, thats the way it is.
how to logout?
Press log out. -_-
My fellow pulse member friend
Hello fake fire
of the website, top right, menu, bottom of the menu -> logout
@thin dock nerd
Woah that pulse gaudy to you
What a shame you can't afford a custom pfp
Wtf is a pulse
the thing that depends if your alive or not
Oh yeah how do i do that btw could you tell me?
I likely memed too hard orsomethin
Best FS clan in the world
FS?
Imagine not knowing pulse 🗿
freestyle
prof without the f
No
This isnt the place to sell services.
I mean its factually true
Just tell me how to
I'm bad at coaching art
GL
how to logout but the acc gets deleted
delete the account
how BRUH
Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're looking for.
Account settings -> Security -> "Request permanent account deletion"
I like the new flower
and then waht
well then reset it first
ok
I FORGOT HOW IM SO DUMB
bruh
I couldn't find a good video to help me but i think i can do it
i didnt got the verify acc deletion request
did you get the password reset email?
yes
can someone help me
whats up?
if you got the reset email then theres no reason why you wouldnt get the account verification email.
whats the error?
could you dm me
it’s like
the rl bot
it messages me
every time i try it does this
No, put your trade in #trading-bot-issues one of the Discord mods will tell you whats wrong with it.
thank you never knew that was a channel my bad have a good day
if you continue to have issues, please create a ticket on the website and one of the site mods can help you.
ok
Hi this is my first time writing in here so i'm sorry if it's the wrong place to ask this, but i got a message on discord that says i have won a tw octane on rl garage, is this a scam?
yes it is, RLG does not do giveaways via Discord DMs the website it will send you to is a scam website designed to steal your login details.
oh okay thank you for your answer:)

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
yoo nice
@pastel meteor
ty
yo i need a support manager somebody wrote that i won a tw octane from rlg but i don't see a giveaway here. want to be cleared up maybe in pm or else
dm me plz
Same
Speak to @spring crag if you would like to donate something.
he bites
its true, but he lost all his teeth, so its more of a gumming.
Oh alright
Welp I had a game win 14-0 using a horrible controller
Aren't you like 16
nice
Where to
Great
Well because of the hotel ig
Can't go bad in a 5 stars hotel 
It was playa pesquero iirc
Half or full time
U
Oh
Well 8h shifts but only on the weekend
Until summer where It'll be the week too
Dang the first job I had was full time and it was electrical work
Also one thing I hate about using a GameCube controller is that the ZL and ZR buttons have to be pressed down a little harder then pro controllers
Well I'm still a student so I can't really do full time
I was a student as well but it was online classes so I didn't have to worry much
I see
So is the pfp a cult or something like that cause I see different versions of that
Do I just dm him?
yep
Does the item have to be all platforms or can it just be one?
it doesnt have to be
I have been working since I turned 15 🙂
Depends on region and country also, but personally I felt like that was the time I started working part time.
Which is better fennec or octane
I like octane more but fennec looks cleaner imo
Thats one preference right there 
Nice
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
Finally made a decent car design
those the bigger planes
weird it isnt like 3-4-3 tho
yes the wam ones
yes
hallu
yeha thats a scam dm me the screenshot
ok 1 sec
49sec left 4-3 semifinal
im not wualified yet
Ez final
Time To wait canada-Czech semi final
I was talking ice hockey not wl :D
someone wants nitro?
@eager haven no
@kind bear ok


lets ban twila
nooo not twila
ban twietje
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
No.
Yo hi

No.
Yes.

hmm
👀
I’ve seen that comment it’s so good Ahahah
I started with 16 lmao
What did I miss?
Is the app working?
Rlg has been working
Hi and bye chat
Ok tk
Get well soon bro I can’t remember if I said that

The app isn't working for me
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
Yo guys , does any one know when will the skyline come back to item shop ?
#mobile-app-issues-old #website-issues-old be specific in describing your problem
Funniest thing is when people try to ask insane prices for items that are worth like 20 credits 😂😂🤣🤣 then argue with you about how websites showing value is unrealistic or right..
@marble sigil june 17
dude you get mad because I rejected your 300cr offer for the surfboard set, really?
😂 .
Me when the
is allowed to do a pricecheck here?
Hey! RLG has some price check channels! Please use one of the following channels to get up to date prices based on your respective platform!
#trading-prices-pc, #trading-prices-psn, #trading-prices-xbox, #trading-prices-switch.
~tc
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
Bruh again
Those cant help with sets or rare certified items, though
True, if it’s something like that then you can ask here yeah
Well anyone got an idea for surfboard set?
anyone know how much slurpee decal codes go for nowadays?
bros i have a question, the octane in black was before on rl? cause i find them with it
No.
bro really, i find them, obviusly with bakkest ill send u a capture, maybe psyonix add it in the next season
You are sharmoota
We kosomak
Ya mtnak
bos خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ ba3d dy خخخخخخخخخخخخخخ kaman
Kosomak

Hey snaek
hi duve
Beep
boop
tobias :)
Hi Snek
anyone else HERE HATE THE SCOUT BOT ON OFFFICIAL ROCKET LEAGUE DISCORD
tf
ok
Poor Scout bot, just trying to do its job, gets yelled at in a Discord its not even in.
sad face :(
Ghost Ping
this one is 3-3-3
twiali ghost ping
im about to hang out wit frien today aswell
me or twail?
Kosomak
the burrito dog
A7A
I'm no burrito dog I'm coffee ghost
cop e
Ya mtnak ya sharmoota
yo
I'm British, I don't believe in Coffee
does anyone want to trade i have bm bp
no
Kosomak
for any good offers
is RL Garage stupid
is that ur user?
I'm here so yes
walad tanafs
Inta mtnak
you select the option that says "I want this item" and you are surprised when it gives you trades where other people have the item you are searching for?
Fe teezak ya mtnak
who?
ikr
It is my username
Wdym
idk is it???
You have to write your username kosomak
fairly sure we have a rule about not trading in general, let me go check if I check and we do and I come back and you guys are still trading in general all hell will break loose.
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
Tbh why no one understands Arabic
nice smiley face in your name
no its opposite of that
how am I supposed to sell an item that I want
I don't have the item
👀
so its broken
me and @inner pilot

Real British men drink coffee over tea
Are only ones
~tc
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
Go there
look we even have a command about it
doge
Pictur?
skyline
toshi where is bandit?
English only
Ok.
stop
Fennec with his massive stick
under bed
proof
oh the mlsery
why is my phone dying
No one wants to give me free money
still recovering from illness but almost better.
toby can you delete my message
Anyone watching the champions league final?
Good to hear man
At the barbers, what’s the score?
all of them, it might take a while
It starts at 3 EST
I’m asking if anyone is gonna watch it
You made me think it already started lol
Yeah I’ll probably watch
Lol mb
English only
<eat @rare lance 2d
Anyone use a dual shock 4?

I dont think that's enough years
oh no, Tobias is here
I am pretty old
You’re such a fun combination
Does trade hold go away if you buy the premium pass in rocket league
No
trade hold is enforced by psyonix, we aren't affiliated
He was talking about rocket pass, not rlg premium
But no trade hold on credits cannot be affected in any way if you have one in place at the time
i knew it was coming 
fenek 
hmm, ok, will add 999999999 more.
moar
there isn't much worse than needing coffee and the only local option is Starbucks
Make coffee yourself
looking to grind my epic is CatCar08n120Fps
M&S gold coffee
I heard you can make it at home.
That’s the best stuff
the coffee at this house is also Starbucks
Instant coffee go brrrr
at my house I have very nice beans
Buy some m&s stuff
wah
what should I have for dinner?
Bring it with you everywhere
coffee
yo ive just recently got back into rocket league and i wanna do trading so ive been looking if theres new scams to avoid and how does the new 1 work
i dont really understand it and like how can u tell
Follow the old methods and systems of avoiding scams, and you should be fine
It’s not as crazy as the ghost credits one so it shouldn’t get you unless you’re being careless
Calzone prezzo
@ionic frigate anything that says trading quick, free anything, just normal stuff u should be fine. Don't fall for any links, or trade me first crap
ok
It involves cancelling The trade I believe
i saw this 1 where they type in chat then the other person got scammed? was those staged?
What
Hi Kiod
idk it was really weird
@ionic frigate if they start adding a bunch of items u didn't want or ask for its a scam
Np
but what if I wanted 18 burnt sienna rocket pass wheels
I can hook you up

@fallow sail 😂😂😂
Wassup Brobias
I just woke up about 10 minutes ago
Lol nice
oh did the old scam get patched where scammer like accept at the same time of putting something in then the other person quickly accepts?
any answers?
there's no scams that you can't detect if you are paying attention, specifically in the review trade screen
Deliveroo is all like, "Oh, you enjoy your chicken burger? How about some pre-packaged cold food delivered from your local BP petrol station???"
what review trade screen did they recently add that?
yes you accept and then you accept again
if you get scammed it's really your own fault. it's pretty easy to detect, just pay attention
ok
kinda but this is still 1fa, it's like .. double 1fa
@fallow sail where is theo?
hello chat


👀
omg it's a dev 😱
i wonder how many times i've said this line


damn
:(
Make a list of things to do then
Letting Fennec have access to both my bedroom and the outside is a bad idea
I quite quickly find my entire wardrobe outside in the garden
me waiting for chat revive
keep waiting bro
cAn i GeT tW zOmba for 2800c?
~tc
No
kevin
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
Do you have the app?
RL Garage?
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
Lunch 
nice
@fierce meadow firewatch is goated
actual chad
under the bed
Just got it down
today's the day
nope today
Ong
my homie
I played it and like 2h after I pop in xqc's stream and he starts playing it
Crazy
Nice indie game
stanley parable good too
i need proof
I haven't played that
it is good
Same
road 96 is good
cause u always on discord 💀
👀
Does anyone here play pet simulator x
My friend literally went to the deli and ordered meat but I didn't even see him
those are words
I'm so blind
Yes
No I'm just blind
do you have a guide dog?
He was like right next to me tho
Guide cat
He did
Otherwise I wouldn't know he was there
did he make his presence known?
Nope
He imessaged me about it after
He thought it was my brother since I didn't recognize him but I just didn't see him at all
It's a grocery store deli
Can I have a sandwich?
There's like the deli, the bakery, the fishery, the butchery , half of those words don't exist. I work at the deli and my brother at the bakery
ah yes, the butchery
Pretend fishery and butchery exist
where the porkery and the beefery gets silceried
Right away sir
ty
😮
Toby make me a sandwich pls
I do some sandwiches to put in aisles
ask quest to make you a sandwich
Why tho
he isnt here
I make the typical triangle meat sandwiches and egg sandwiches
he left me
You know
1 meat sandwich please.
i mean, can u really blame him
👀
i'll have 10 meat sandwiches please.
Sure
That looks like a grilled cheese ngl
Cheese is meat if you believe it is
I don't believe it is
I saw a snow owl on a pole the other day
Well a couple months ago
They can turn their head 360° to annoy twila
That's the main purpose
Actually maybe it's 270
Hamza gonna hurt us when he sees this
I got work in 8min
enjoy your deliry!
👀
This might be kinda random but how much are the cristiano wheels?
I feel like we have a channel for that
Hey! RLG has some price check channels! Please use one of the following channels to get up to date prices based on your respective platform!
#trading-prices-pc, #trading-prices-psn, #trading-prices-xbox, #trading-prices-switch.
how do you get out of rl without closing it on pc
@rare lance fuck off with ur owls
help
I dont really understand the question
like
you want to close rl but not close it?
escape key?
rude
get banned
alt-tab
lmao
when you go on chrome
alt + tab
"minus" is minimise 😄
which word
it was the dot
ok mr.developer
".dev" is a valid domain TLD which means the bot thinks its a web link and removes it
it's ok, one day you will be as skilled as someone half as skilled as you.
At the camp rn, looking good so far
**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.
fuck
bro sky blue rocks is lit
i was gonna get funny gift card today in an hour
but no crimson dd will be there
sadge
lol
:white_check_mark: Purged 1 message.
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
Sorry
I'll forgive you, this time.
@eager haven fml I’m not even going to qualify for champs
I keep barely losing
Wtf do I do
me neither 😢
As if you play fifa
Well I’m sorry I haven’t played the game all year and don’t know how to finesse shot everything into the top bins from 40 yards out
Fucking scumbags with just tots salah prime dalglish carrying their shit teams
not sure those were all words.
They are all words
Salah and dalglish are football players







