general

[vital hemlock]

I'll take it

jk xd

[thorny saffron]

Have it

[lyric sleet]

he has ultimate already 😄

[thorny saffron]

Damn

[torn badge]

xd

[lyric sleet]

he was provided with it

runs

[torn badge]

LMAO

[thorny saffron]

Can I post the code here

[lyric sleet]

yeah, you can

[thorny saffron]

HW-B1140C99041640297482 🪑

🪑

[lyric sleet]

dont beg for items/credits 🙂

[dense vigil]

sry

[torn badge]

can i pls not get 1000 creds, my excess of wealth has me finding that life is pointless 😀👍

[heady pollen]

sure you can give them to me

[dim mulch]

You can give me some to help remedy your problem

[ocean epoch]

Eu champ

[onyx grotto]

I got a headache and sometimes I'm quite nauseous 😕

[torn badge]

okay let me just wire u my monies for small fee of 10000 turkish lira 🗿

[onyx grotto]

All I did was go to Walmart

Came back feeling like shit

[torn badge]

that just sounds like a symptom of going to walmart

[upper niche]

gn

[heady pollen]

walmart burns my face

even wearing a mask
idk wtf is wrong with walmart but it's like i'm breathing shit in that burns my face and gives me a headache

[lyric sleet]

dont go to walmart

[torn badge]

my guy u allergic to walmart

[fallow sail]

we don't even have Walmart here

that's more of a rural/suburban thing i've noticed

[torn badge]

i lived in seattle and portland and they’re pretty common, could be west coast

[split rock]

https://tenor.com/view/snegurochka-masha-i-medved-gif-10503687

https://tenor.com/view/snegurochka-novyj-god-new-year-santa-gif-10503884

[opal fern]

i have come to the scientific conclusion that walmart is trying to kill ppl

[split rock]

okay

give me 30 page essay then

[opal fern]

i don’t write god

TheLegend27#5633

[timid badger]

how much does the chakram holo in black costs?

[opal fern]

😀

[fading rune]

sup

[proud pumice]

why did my mmr go down when i won

[south rapids]

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[somber spindle]

Hello

Anybody wanna trade?

[upper niche]

read the pinned messages

[somber spindle]

Oh

[blazing scroll]

because rocket league

[dim mulch]

Ugh I hate solo queuing

People are so incompetent

[quartz grove]

Who solo queues anymore

[blazing scroll]

a lot of people

[quartz grove]

Every time I play they partied up

[blazing scroll]

probably most of the players

[quartz grove]

If you’re partied up do you have a higher chance of queuing against other partied up players

[blazing scroll]

i dont think so

[quartz grove]

Then why do I never see solo queuers

[shrewd cedar]

True

[blazing scroll]

i dont even look if my opponents are partied or solo q

[quartz grove]

I always do lol

[blazing scroll]

i always look at the scoreboard like 20 times a game

[quartz grove]

Yeah same

[blazing scroll]

bur i dont look for the little green dude

[quartz grove]

?

When did you leave

When were you ever here lol

When was the last time psyonix released a decent player title

[shrewd cedar]

when have they ever

[quartz grove]

Idk lol

Hold up

Oh shit u right lol

Can’t think of one decent one

[shrewd cedar]

Only good player titles are the ones only rlcs players can get

At major events

[quartz grove]

And tourney winners ig

But those don’t count

[shrewd cedar]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty much only s1 tournament are good

[quartz grove]

Last season tho 💀

“Car cowboy”

[shrewd cedar]

Like who cares if someone's a s5 tournament winner

[upper niche]

bruh the spinner gave me spin again 3 times and then i got no reward

smh

[shrewd cedar]

Ig just don't use a title

Yeah

[quartz grove]

Nah ima use car cowboy

That shit slaps

[shrewd cedar]

You do you

[blazing scroll]

yellow gc titles are cool

[shrewd cedar]

Ig

[blazing scroll]

hoops/snowday ssl is pog

[quartz grove]

What is yellow again

[shrewd cedar]

[blazing scroll]

mustard

[shrewd cedar]

As if I have the commitment to reach ssl in hoops

[quartz grove]

Bruh 🤦

Dunk master pretty good tbh

[blazing scroll]

yeah i never will either

[shrewd cedar]

I will never reach ssl in 3s or 2s

prolly

[quartz grove]

Just shows that you have too much spare time tho

[shrewd cedar]

So never in hoops either

[quartz grove]

I hate 3s

[blazing scroll]

i probably wont ever either

[blazing scroll]

i can probably get dunk master if i put the time in

i think im like c1 or 2 in hoops

[quartz grove]

dont. You’re better than that.

[blazing scroll]

why

[quartz grove]

Because people who have that title are on the game more than they are outside

[shrewd cedar]

facts

[quartz grove]

Wait

[blazing scroll]

im not talking about ssl

gc

[dense vigil]

Æ

[quartz grove]

Nvm 😂😂

[blazing scroll]

lol

[shrewd cedar]

Almost Christmas

I'm still sick :ccc

[blazing scroll]

[shrewd cedar]

🥲

[drifting osprey]

Hey i have a question

[shrewd cedar]

Sure

[upper niche]

i just reported someone for tiktok trust trade on rocket league

💀

[shrewd cedar]

[drifting osprey]

Someone posted a month of free ultimate in a chat and everyone was trying to redeem it, will it charge me the money if the code doesn't work?

[shrewd cedar]

I don't think so

But

As I'm not sure about this, it would be safe to not trust me on this

[split rock]

ezpz

gn

[shrewd cedar]

gn

[lucid cove]

Pretty sure it tells you when a code is used

[shrewd cedar]

^

What I thought

[drifting osprey]

Im just gonna cancel the order

Does anyone know who i contact?

[lucid cove]

#website-issues-old i guess

[runic quarry]

Yo

[lucid cove]

wassup water doggo

[runic quarry]

Not much hbu bro

[lucid cove]

nothing much either

[blazing scroll]

malkinininin

[runic quarry]

Yooo jordo

[lucid cove]

its the 24th poggies

[blazing scroll]

not for me

[granite ridge]

hello rlg

[runic quarry]

23rd

Smorezzz yoo

[lucid cove]

merry Christmas to everyone in cet

[blazing scroll]

5 more hours and 53 minuts left

[granite ridge]

its the 23rd my guy

[shrewd cedar]

Nope

[lucid cove]

[granite ridge]

phoneix goated tbf

[lucid cove]

europe

[analog edge]

Poop

[runic quarry]

Fr

[lucid cove]

You also use 24 hour system?

[shrewd cedar]

ofc I do

I'm french

[lucid cove]

nice

[runic quarry]

I’m amerkin and I use 12 hour system.

[lucid cove]

je mapell colin

[shrewd cedar]

I understood it

[lucid cove]

probably made 600 spelling mistakes

[shrewd cedar]

yes

indeed

[lucid cove]

Damn

[runic quarry]

English only

[shrewd cedar]

made 2

mistakes

[runic quarry]

Hehe

[lucid cove]

its think its like m‘apel or something

[blazing scroll]

whats the point of having two tome systems

time

[runic quarry]

No idea

[shrewd cedar]

Idk

[lucid cove]

whats the point of summer and winter time

[drifting osprey]

Ok i sent it in #website-issues-old now what

[shrewd cedar]

Quicker to say 1pm than 13h in english

[runic quarry]

America probably started the 12 hour time thing

[shrewd cedar]

m'appelle

[runic quarry]

America always have to be different

Just like how we don’t use metric

[lucid cove]

funny thing is That we also say 2 pm instead of 14:00 sometimes

[lucid cove]

ah

[lucid cove]

The inch stuff is weird

[shrewd cedar]

There is no way to say 2pm in french

[glacial cosmos]

@runic quarry

Nice shot

[lucid cove]

Its like 600 inches is a mile and idk 30 feet is an inch

[glacial cosmos]

[shrewd cedar]

I mean yeah but it takes way longer to say

[lucid cove]

Weird af

[shrewd cedar]

Deux heures de l'après-midi instead of quatorze heure

[lucid cove]

lol

[shrewd cedar]

14h way quicker

[lucid cove]

same here

[blazing scroll]

uh

[weak ledge]

👀

[blazing scroll]

yeah

[shrewd cedar]

30 feet is an inch?

[lucid cove]

no idea bruh

[shrewd cedar]

[lucid cove]

im not american

[shrewd cedar]

You take your foot x 30 and it makes your thumb?

[glacial cosmos]

12 inches is foot

[lucid cove]

oh

[glacial cosmos]

yeah

[lucid cove]

didnt know an inch was thumb

[shrewd cedar]

I mean

Not exactly

[lucid cove]

i thought an inch was like 2 m

[shrewd cedar]

😳

[glacial cosmos]

yes exactly

[shrewd cedar]

yes exactly?

oh ok

[glacial cosmos]

are you american?

nah

you aint

[shrewd cedar]

I mean it's literally called pouce (thumb) in french

[lucid cove]

no im german how am i supposed to know

[glacial cosmos]

school

[blazing scroll]

@lucid cove how many feet is in a mile

[lucid cove]

4818

[shrewd cedar]

Schule

No

[glacial cosmos]

5420?

something like that

[shrewd cedar]

Guten tag

[lucid cove]

What about it

[blazing scroll]

5280

[glacial cosmos]

i was close enough

[lucid cove]

Guten Morgen

[shrewd cedar]

Good morning?

[lucid cove]

yes

[shrewd cedar]

Tag is day?

[lucid cove]

isnt it bonjour in french

[lucid cove]

Yup

[shrewd cedar]

Bon matin

[upper niche]

bruh another smurf people that smurf dont deserve love

[shrewd cedar]

bonjour is good day basically

[lucid cove]

Ah

[shrewd cedar]

So basically guten tag

[lucid cove]

I didnt spell it wrong omg

[shrewd cedar]

If referring to guten tag yea

[lucid cove]

alr

[shrewd cedar]

[glacial cosmos]

lamborghini in shop

[shrewd cedar]

Yea

[lucid cove]

Huh

[blazing scroll]

hmm

[shrewd cedar]

yeah it's back

[lucid cove]

Yikess

[blazing scroll]

#item-shop because i dont feel like looking for the channel

nope

not in thwre

[shrewd cedar]

It's not in #item-shop since it's a bundle

Not daily

[blazing scroll]

#bundles

oh

[shrewd cedar]

[smoky wagon]

.

[shrewd cedar]

Imposter

[smoky wagon]

oh no

[blazing scroll]

[lucid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-detected-gif-21973555

[blazing scroll]

spinny time

no reward

[lucid cove]

Same

[shrewd cedar]

why did the cold choose this timing to hit me

It's not lame for those who won

[lyric sleet]

dont spin it

[shrewd cedar]

I mean

[upper niche]

[shrewd cedar]

It's sad

But free

So I just take it as it never existed

[granite ridge]

pov

[shrewd cedar]

yea

It sure existed for devs

😳

[lyric sleet]

rlg giveaway funds after the wheel

https://tenor.com/view/no-money-please-broke-wallet-gif-10282203

[shrewd cedar]

Guess we'll have to trade a lot

[lyric sleet]

what?

[shrewd cedar]

What?

[lyric sleet]

who do u think funded this?

[shrewd cedar]

What

[lyric sleet]

read the full thing

not just one part

[shrewd cedar]

It says they wouldn't be able to fund it if everyone won

So that's why not everyone wins

So that's why they can fund it

I gtg eat

But you won't realize it cause I'll be back after

[ripe gorge]

Only 3 wins to c1

[lyric sleet]

you go

get that c1

[ripe gorge]

I keep going from 3 wins to 7 wins

[shrewd cedar]

Don't jinx it

[ripe gorge]

And then back to 3

[shrewd cedar]

Sad

[ripe gorge]

I had a cycle like that 7 times

[mint monolith]

Finna go super terrorist man online

[shrewd cedar]

Stop playing as soon as u hit 3

[mint monolith]

Go play*

[ripe gorge]

I stopped now

[granite ridge]

hi

[shrewd cedar]

hi

I'll brb

[granite ridge]

how are you icebreaker

ok 😭

[shrewd cedar]

Still sick

[mint monolith]

Super bomberman online is dead asf

[granite ridge]

nm wbu

[granite ridge]

damn that sucks

[shrewd cedar]

Yup

[spark epoch]

Don’t buy the lambo

[shrewd cedar]

Ok?

[tawny jay]

Whewu

[lyric sleet]

dont buy the lambo, noted

[shrewd cedar]

noted

Whewu

bye

[granite ridge]

yes

[spark epoch]

It’s so bad

So bad

[lyric sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-um-nope-gif-18367579

[onyx grotto]

Me, Who bought the lambo months ago cause i thought it looked cool

[spark epoch]

Same and it’s so bad

[south rapids]

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[spark epoch]

Might be the worst car in the whole game

[lyric sleet]

debatable

triton is up there

[onyx grotto]

its in contender to be one of the worst but there are certainly worse feeling cars out there

[daring beacon]

yo i just gave my wetpaint forest green to someone for 110 credits

scam or no

[onyx grotto]

the whole thing looks weird

drim

[spark epoch]

Lambo is dom hb right

[onyx grotto]

dream? sorry thats a new word for me Did u mean drim?

[onyx grotto]

certainly doesn't feel like it

[spark epoch]

Honestly it’s a mistake of a car

In game ofc

[onyx grotto]

drim = drim

idk even know what im saying anymore lol

[blazing scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-smp-gif-20015891

[lost tree]

XD

[lyric sleet]

not a scam if you agreed to the price...

[daring beacon]

ok but was it a good trade or not

thats what i meant

[lyric sleet]

platform?

[daring beacon]

pc

[lavish dune]

hi

[onyx grotto]

hi

[lyric sleet]

https://i.imgur.com/4p4o0vg.png you sold it for 40 under min

[onyx grotto]

its a shit item. Id sell it for the same amount

[lyric sleet]

wich is still good since its an ass decal and even worse paint

[daring beacon]

ok so it was a good trade?

ok

good

[lyric sleet]

if you bought it for less then yeah

[daring beacon]

i gave items for it lol

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-hello-hellothere-gif-20141152

[lyric sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-baby-yoda-mandolorian-hello-gif-20136589

[onyx grotto]

fuck man

[tight crown]

does anyone want 15% off RL garage premium, cos i dont and i have the code

[upper niche]

[onyx grotto]

this guy wanted to buy a shit ton of things off me but i wasn't awake for the trade

now he got most of it

RIP like 400 profit

[inland karma]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-stans-dream-smp-fan-club-dream-team-dream-fans-minecraft-gif-20031802

[onyx grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[tight crown]

ouch

[onyx grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-gifperms-gif-21467625

[inland karma]

Same bro same

[rough stump]

OMG

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE

[indigo sleet]

yes

[inland karma]

Mirry chrastmas

[indigo sleet]

and i have Covid

[inland karma]

Same

[gray token]

Good evening fellow humanoids

[indigo sleet]

good evening humanoid

[gray token]

Oh shit its night already

[indigo sleet]

but i am not a humanoid

[inland karma]

I love it being able to have any friends or family over because of covid

[gray token]

Almost 1am wtf

[inland karma]

I’m resisting the urge to screenshot that pfp

ahhhhhh

[real granite]

🎅🎄

[gray token]

I made it myself

[inland karma]

Ok it’s fine then

[gray token]

No worries, its worthless

[lost tree]

same

[inland karma]

Thought it was an NFT

[gray token]

I made myself as in a NFT style

[real granite]

same mate

[gray token]

But im not gonna use it to be one

[inland karma]

In that case respectable

[rough stump]

Ty

[gray token]

Its not Christmas for me yet

Although it is the 24th

But the Dutch are different in that case, we only have the 25th and 26th

Time goes fast when ur designing cars

I swear it was 9pm 2 mins ago

At least i have the feeling

[real granite]

it's 6:50 pm for me

[rough stump]

Its 3 50 pm for me

[shrewd cedar]

Same

[real granite]

lmao

[gray token]

1 am 🍿

[rough stump]

L

[lyric sleet]

someone ping me

[real granite]

@lyric sleet

[lyric sleet]

how did u fail to discord

[lyric sleet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313421977635258371/923724238236569670/Pixels.gif

[shrewd cedar]

Hi

[lyric sleet]

[real granite]

cool

[tawny jay]

Whew

[real granite]

Whew

[granite ridge]

hi

[feral tangle]

Hey guys

[granite ridge]

hello

[real granite]

Hi mate

[feral tangle]

How yall

[granite ridge]

good wbu

[feral tangle]

Great

[granite ridge]

thats good to hear

[gray token]

Tired, wbu?

[feral tangle]

[real granite]

[feral tangle]

Same

[lyric sleet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313421977635258371/923724238236569670/Pixels.gif

[granite ridge]

how did you make that

[real granite]

hes hecker

[lyric sleet]

thats the funny part, i didnt

[feral tangle]

Wait th

[turbid crane]

Haker

[feral tangle]

U HACER

[real granite]

yeah

[feral tangle]

Hey look at that slow modes gone

[real granite]

[real granite]

then u are not hacker, u got hacked

[granite ridge]

who

[real granite]

[feral tangle]

[lyric sleet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313421977635258371/923724238236569670/Pixels.gif

[real granite]

@feral tangle

he did

[granite ridge]

thats sick

[feral tangle]

What what

[real granite]

you hecker

[shrewd cedar]

nobody

[lyric sleet]

only og's know where that gif is from

https://i.imgur.com/eTTrQDM.png

[shrewd cedar]

Found on the internet

[feral tangle]

[real granite]

[lyric sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/noping-gif-20461371

[granite ridge]

yeah ik that one

[shrewd cedar]

Dang kevin be breaking his neck

[vital hemlock]

https://imgur.com/vwO4Qam

[lyric sleet]

[upper niche]

[lyric sleet]

why did u do that...

[shrewd cedar]

Uh oh...

[vital hemlock]

welp, see ya Tex

been nice knowin ya

[shrewd cedar]

[real granite]

what

nothing happened

[shrewd cedar]

Now it's a ghost ping

[lyric sleet]

what does it say here https://i.imgur.com/EdKgDkV.png

[shrewd cedar]

Even worse

[real granite]

all good

[upper niche]

Ping him in another server

[shrewd cedar]

This is not fine

[upper niche]

I did that and didnt get caught 😎 😎 😎 😎

[shrewd cedar]

He's gonna terminate the server until he finds out 💀

Who did this

[real granite]

nobody

[lyric sleet]

Dont ping admins for no reasons, doing it will result in a warn 🙂

[vital hemlock]

to the logs

[upper niche]

Why does meta hate pings though

[shrewd cedar]

Cause it pings

[lyric sleet]

because he isnt a discord admin

[upper niche]

Unsolved mystery

Oh yeah

Also why does only ray not trade

[shrewd cedar]

Cause he doesn't want to

[vital hemlock]

cause he doesnt feel like it

[lyric sleet]

because he was getting impersonated too much or the other funnier answers

[upper niche]

So he wouldn't trade if I gave him a free tw octane

[vital hemlock]

I'll take it, thanks

[shrewd cedar]

I'll take it aswell

[vital hemlock]

I'll get it to him

[real granite]

he only want a striker tw octane

[turbid crane]

Sad

[shrewd cedar]

And he wants it delivered by me

[real granite]

yeah sure

[shrewd cedar]

[lyric sleet]

doubt he needs one

[blazing scroll]

i was pinged

[shrewd cedar]

no

[real granite]

no

[blazing scroll]

[upper niche]

Find your dreams come true

[real granite]

[turbid crane]

English be like

Oga boga

[upper niche]

True

[real granite]

nice pfp

[upper niche]

[turbid crane]

Pfp?

[upper niche]

[turbid crane]

Oh

I no engrosh

[upper niche]

No hablo anglais

[real granite]

yo tampocio

[turbid crane]

I monkey i go ball

[fallow sail]

people who ask if there are any octane designs in car designs is always funny

[granite ridge]

WHO PINGED HIM LMFAOOOO

[upper niche]

Monkeyball

[fallow sail]

there are so many of them

[upper niche]

Car designs 🥲

[granite ridge]

oh no 😭

[upper niche]

Used to he the only reason why I was in this server

[turbid crane]

Caveman brain

[real granite]

[blazing scroll]

honestly octane is underrated, i never see anyone use it

[indigo sleet]

fr

[upper niche]

Wdym

[real granite]

thats true

[copper quail]

whats uppp

[upper niche]

I thought it was the most basic car

[real granite]

i use the merc

[turbid crane]

Fat choice

[blazing scroll]

#tritongang

[real granite]

and triton

Triton best car

[granite ridge]

yes

[indigo sleet]

#proteusgang

[upper niche]

#Don'tcareaboutthecarandjustplaysthegamegang

[fallow sail]

this honestly

[real granite]

#ZippyGang

[upper niche]

I cant tell if you guys are being serious

[real granite]

100% serious mate

[dim mulch]

Definitely serious.

I wish more people just appreciated the octane.

[fallow sail]

i'm being super cereal

[shrewd cedar]

You're a cereal joker?

[real granite]

[turbid crane]

Use brain

[upper niche]

Brain

No brwin

[real granite]

why

[granite ridge]

no brain

[dim mulch]

Brain = not

[real granite]

Never use brain

[dim mulch]

Don’t have to choose if don’t have

[turbid crane]

Oh yes

Modern problems require modern solutions

An*

[granite ridge]

😭

[heady pollen]

rlg would like to buy your items for $1000 to use in giveaways

just send the money to [e-mail]

[lyric sleet]

true story

[opal fern]

i am now averaging 14.3 ppg

[golden sandal]

What's up guys, staff sucks, ammiright?

[shrewd cedar]

[opal fern]

maybe

[lavish dune]

someone in our clan plays 5.6 golem egiant ebarbs mega knight

[tawny jay]

Ye

[opal fern]

what does that mean

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[lavish dune]

clash royale terms

[opal fern]

i’m pissed cuz i cant get #0001

😀

[golden sandal]

That's a pretty good deck

[heady pollen]

i have 1234 half because @pulsar ember has a legit 1234

[opal fern]

what is that supposed to mean

[heady pollen]

wdym lol

i changed my tag to 1234 and half the reason is to match prismatic who somehow got a legit 1234 when she made her account

[upper niche]

Hey shibe remember me?

[safe mural]

Why did I stop getting sideswipe xp boost?

[opal fern]

ohh, i was just cnfused when you said "legit #1234"

[wispy ember]

Wrong channel my bad

Didn't realize :)

[stiff sun]

👍

[dim mulch]

You get one sideswipe xp boost for every level up you get in sideswipe

[safe mural]

Oh

ty!

[upper niche]

oh nonono

I got the most funny picture of musty's face on stream

…

[shrewd cedar]

Not if your account is created after f2p update

Prevents scam tbh

[torn badge]

free to play

[boreal shoal]

Hmm

[boreal shoal]

L

I got it

[stiff sun]

im pretty low in the number i think

so scammers who get banned cant create an alt and go straight back to scamming

[shrewd cedar]

Scammers have to pay before scamming

[boreal shoal]

[placid pine]

ayo

Why is the Golden nugget so cheap

compared to others?

Alpha items

[urban veldt]

what are the easiest items to flip?

[shrewd cedar]

Cause it's an antenna

who wants an antenna

[torn badge]

i do

[placid pine]

me :(

[shrewd cedar]

Rip

[shrewd cedar]

Oh

[shrewd cedar]

Oh

[placid pine]

i still use the same good old antenna since my First data in Rocket league

The 8 ball

idk

I think its the cleanest-ish antenna

[shrewd cedar]

I dont use antennas

Or toppers

It's annoying to see imo

[placid pine]

well

i deslike u

[finite remnant]

who wants a 50% off rl garage premium i wont use it

[shrewd cedar]

Fine by me

[modest onyx]

[placid pine]

Have a bad Christmas

[shrewd cedar]

I'm already having a bad one

I'm sick

[placid pine]

oh.

im Sorry

[shrewd cedar]

It's fine

Not your fault

[placid pine]

Sike

get destroyed

[shrewd cedar]

Idk

Now i'm just constantly getting nosebleed from blowing my nose

no

[opal fern]

thank the lord for my water proof jbl speaker

i become many different artists

[boreal shoal]

I've had one

[opal fern]

no one cares, it’s only cuz u have emojis 💀

[placid pine]

I had two

[opal fern]

no

[boreal shoal]

And snakes

[placid pine]

They both figheted to death

[opal fern]

my butt hurts

[upper niche]

Paulœ

[opal fern]

deadass

[boreal shoal]

Nah we got rid of it with the snakes when I moved

[opal fern]

it hurts to stand up and sit down

[upper niche]

Nice Ted talk

[boreal shoal]

[opal fern]

it’s been 3 days

[upper niche]

Lol

[opal fern]

i had a basketball game and someone pushed me

[upper niche]

I wanna be Brazilian or whatever now.lol

[opal fern]

and i landed on it

[upper niche]

Seems cool there

[opal fern]

i had a basketball tournament this week and i got hurt because of it

[upper niche]

Parents dont give a fuck lmao

[boreal shoal]

Lmao

[opal fern]

you guys are weird

[upper niche]

Mine be like: BE HOME BY 7 OK

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[boreal shoal]

You say the weird stuff

[opal fern]

nah i don’t

[upper niche]

In the uk yeah

[boreal shoal]

Yes yes you do

[upper niche]

Its flipping freezing by 7

[opal fern]

it’s real rare for me to do it cuz it’s usually for a family event

[opal fern]

cap

[upper niche]

Makes me want to shed my nipples

[upper niche]

Yeah same

[opal fern]

and y’all say i’m weird

proof right there

[upper niche]

It's cold in the uk.lmao

my brother who is diamond 2 says he can heli reset 🤣

[opal fern]

i know

[upper niche]

season is over for us because of covid

Is that vivid

Ay vivid

[opal fern]

hahahah american moment

helicopter reset

heli

you spin

[upper niche]

Covid is serious over here as well

[opal fern]

and flip reset

[boreal shoal]

Bro you said poke me in the butt lmao

[finite remnant]

anyone want 50% off code for premium? im clearing out storage and i need to get rid of it

[opal fern]

no

[opal fern]

when did i say that

[boreal shoal]

Vc

[upper niche]

heli reset mb

[boreal shoal]

No begging

[opal fern]

ion remember that 💀

[grand sparrow]

im not

[opal fern]

you do a 360 into a stall reset

[boreal shoal]

Yes you are lmao

[opal fern]

i think

[upper niche]

Car turns into a helicopter

[grand sparrow]

im just asking for some tesla stock

this is my time

[boreal shoal]

It was you, me and smorez

[grand sparrow]

cease the moment before

[opal fern]

yeah i remember that but not that

[grand sparrow]

its gone

[upper niche]

100%

[grand sparrow]

im fresher then fresh

im ready to go

ive got something to prove

[boreal shoal]

Lmao

[torn badge]

ew

[grand sparrow]

im ready

im ready

to take on the worlf

ah ahah

oooo

im ready

[opal fern]

imma go showe

r

and sing

[grand sparrow]

you cant stop me

[boreal shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-shut-up-shut-up-shut-xiu-calaaboca-gif-12870880

[opal fern]

fax

@steel gull

whoops

[boreal shoal]

About flowers?

[grand sparrow]

im rady to go

on the way

[opal fern]

nah whatever is on my amazon music

[grand sparrow]

they think im way to

im rady

[boreal shoal]

[grand sparrow]

im ready

ah aha ah ah

[opal fern]

[grand sparrow]

ooooo

im ready

im ready

[boreal shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-the-hell-up-shut-your-mouth-madea-tyler-perry-gif-17216096

[opal fern]

[boreal shoal]

Thank God he stopped

[granite ridge]

hello

[shrewd cedar]

hello

[ember parcel]

hey

hows it goin people

[shrewd cedar]

I'm good wbu

[ember parcel]

pretty

good

I gonna go play basketball in a bit

[heady pollen]

i tried warning him but he already left the server

[upper niche]

[ember parcel]

what happened?

i confussion

[heady pollen]

he asked for free credits and then started spamming and left

[ember parcel]

oh

sounds eventful

[granite ridge]

lmfao

[weak ledge]

I think I missed something

[ember parcel]

yah I did too

basicly from what I heard som one asked for free credits then spammed

so wats everyone doin

[granite ridge]

chillin

wbu

[ember parcel]

same

breathing texting

yuh know the basics

[drowsy merlin]

Guys giv crediiots or fenik for free 😠

It my bday

And almost christmas

My family needs this fenik to be financially stable

Pls

[shrewd cedar]

Sure

Sike

[golden sandal]

Begging? That's a ban. Bye bozo 👋

[drowsy merlin]

[shrewd cedar]

[ember parcel]

hm?

[drowsy merlin]

Not fake

Pls trust

[granite ridge]

nahhhhh

[ember parcel]

nota

[upper niche]

Can someone tell good white wheels like Draco's?

[ember parcel]

?

[shrewd cedar]

Zomba

[granite ridge]

@sudden grottomba

[upper niche]

I was thinking yeah

[granite ridge]

oop

[shrewd cedar]

Rip ping

[upper niche]

xD

[ember parcel]

ok I gtg

[granite ridge]

know a guy named zxmba lmfaoo

[shrewd cedar]

Someone random will show up

a guy named zx

[ember parcel]

talk to y'all later

[upper niche]

xDDD

Cya

[granite ridge]

bye

[opal fern]

my butt still hurts

[granite ridge]

fix urself

its ez

[opal fern]

IDEK HOW

😍

[granite ridge]

😭

[opal fern]

i got pushed to the horne on monday during a basketball game

and it’s thursday

[granite ridge]

damn

[opal fern]

and it hurts to sit down/ stand up

also shibe i promise i’m not that weird

😒

[granite ridge]

sureeee

[opal fern]

he reacted to my msg

💀

[drowsy merlin]

Wrong server man

[opal fern]

you literally sent me a photo of your foot on snap chat not too long ago

😭😭

[shrewd cedar]

He didn't

[granite ridge]

pixelarmy be like

[drowsy merlin]

Yep

[granite ridge]

qhen

[opal fern]

you’re so smart 😍😍💯

[shrewd cedar]

Oh that one?

[granite ridge]

LMFAOOOOO

LOLLLL

[shrewd cedar]

I thought this one

[opal fern]

YES WTF DO U THINK

[shrewd cedar]

Are u okay?

[drowsy merlin]

The other message smh

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-twitch-emote-bttv-gif-18722020

[granite ridge]

SHIFTY WTF WAS THAT SNAP

[opal fern]

yes

[granite ridge]

LMFAOOOOO

[shrewd cedar]

ok

[opal fern]

DONT SEND ME ANY MORE FORTNITE TIKTOKS

😭

[granite ridge]

that one was funny asf okay

[shrewd cedar]

This chat looks like an avocado shitshow

😳

[drowsy merlin]

Im red mod now though

[granite ridge]

dont disrespect us

[shrewd cedar]

I'm not

[shrewd cedar]

ok

[opal fern]

if you get demoted you turn into an avocado shit show now don’t u

[drowsy merlin]

Avocado for life

[opal fern]

🤪

[shrewd cedar]

No

Yes

[granite ridge]

nah

[shrewd cedar]

But I won't get demoted

[drowsy merlin]

Yah

[opal fern]

no shit 💀

[shrewd cedar]

Wdym

[heady pollen]

you're an avocado that paid money to get painted red

[shrewd cedar]

[drowsy merlin]

Yep

[late coral]

oi lemme join then

[granite ridge]

lolll

[shrewd cedar]

I'm blue f2p

[drowsy merlin]

Battle of the avocados

Who will win

[heady pollen]

🥑 ⚔️ 🥑

[late coral]

wait whats the difference from his nick and his normal username 🤔

[shrewd cedar]

The i

The staff members were complaining my discord username was a lowercase L

[late coral]

zamn

[shrewd cedar]

So I changed my server username to a capitalized i

[heady pollen]

licebreaker

[drowsy merlin]

Ez

I cant spell ong

[shrewd cedar]

You're surprisingly not the first one to bring out this name

[granite ridge]

HIII DANTE

[drowsy merlin]

Hi mr smore man

[granite ridge]

how have you been

[drowsy merlin]

Good

[granite ridge]

thats goo

d

[drowsy merlin]

How bout you?

[granite ridge]

same chillin, on vacation

[late coral]

wait i just realized I went through the effort of getting content lvl 2 just to be barely active in the chat

[split rock]

Rate my car

Its 10

[drowsy merlin]

Pog

[split rock]

Thank you thank you

[granite ridge]

😭

[late coral]

fortnite

[drowsy merlin]

That sounds like me

[granite ridge]

sad

[split rock]

I play fortnite everyday

I dream fortnite

I feel fortnite

I AM FORTNITE

[drowsy merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/we-like-fortnite-we-like-fortnite-dance-kids-gif-16349012

We like fortnite

[split rock]

Thats me

In the red shirt

[upper niche]

👋

[split rock]

Trending gifs are so bad

Like

What are people even sending

[drowsy merlin]

Do you guys give all ur Christmas presents on Christmas eve or Christmas day

[split rock]

Hello

[drowsy merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-gasp-happy-excited-happy-gasp-gif-24193222

[upper niche]

i will get green name today

hru

[split rock]

Pog

[drowsy merlin]

Poggers

[split rock]

Gut

[drowsy merlin]

But

[upper niche]

epic

[split rock]

Epik games

Press play to play fortnite

[drowsy merlin]

Pik gamey

[upper niche]

[split rock]

Mmmmmmmmm

It runs in my veins

[upper niche]

what

[split rock]

I flick my hand while sleeping

[drowsy merlin]

Im addicted to my singing monsters rn

[upper niche]

lmaoo

[drowsy merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/rare-wubbox-wubbox-my-singing-monsters-msm-fortnite-gif-21292147

[split rock]

Imagining sniping

Sheeeeahhhh

[upper niche]

bruh

[split rock]

Imagine this

[upper niche]

legend what u smokin tn

[drowsy merlin]

Everything prob

[upper niche]

lmaoo

bro out here typing an essay

legend what tf are you writing

[shrewd cedar]

An essay

[onyx jackal]

ayo anyone wann aplay val

[upper niche]

fr

wait iceabreakr ur support! congrats

[shrewd cedar]

u didn't notice yet? thanks tho

[upper niche]

havent been on in a while

[shrewd cedar]

It's been since Saturday

[upper niche]

oop guess im just stupid lmao

[south vortex]

rl players are a special breed man

had a teammate throw because I didn't respond "Thanks!" to "Nice shot!"

[shrewd cedar]

I'm sure i've seen you in chat while I was staff

[shrewd cedar]

Bruh

[upper niche]

that the real reason

[split rock]

A whole enemy squad has mowed down your squad, you are the last one alive, they chase you, you get hit a shit ton, you get in a truck they shoot the truck until it explodes
You leave the truck just in the right time, 20hp left, you get in another truck, 1 enemy entered the truck WITH YOU
You drive towards the zone as the squad keeps shooting your 2nd truck, you manage to get away from them
The 1 dude leaves the truck and starts shooting it so it can explode, you get away from him and the distance is like 100meters, you have a first aid kit, you heal,his squad gets jumped by another squad, he goes back, the zone is pushing me so I go towards the circle.. you see that squad leaving Logjam Lumberjard and you sneak,2 of them have web shooters and as you follow closely with your sniper rifle BOOM you get a 350meters headshot on 1 bozo and his teammates start blazing you, but, you are a skilled sniper so you finish him off muahahahhahahaha
I shall reap every unfortunate soul that doesn't finish me

Muahahahhahah

[upper niche]

[shrewd cedar]

TL;DR

[upper niche]

you're a slow typer

[split rock]

Im on a phone

Bozo

[upper niche]

LOL

damn

[upper niche]

then you're fast for a phone