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mikauiel jordo
@brisk folio @blazing scroll
&
hi
2s is the best game mode
d
mikael jordeon
Who wants to 2v2 me

me
my real name is jordan 
Ok
ill dm
sheesh
*gordon
ur coping
damn
Wagwan
no

1v1 pro
trading rn
can someone send a clip of the new goal explosion. I’m eager to see
ok trade. me have limited cars
not buying anything 
youtube
its pretty mid tho
I have SB octane
cool
mate, what
Quality photo
new gopals explosion
also why're are all these RL ytbers being sponsored by this one gaming glasses company
jeez
💪
looks like you took that photo with a calculator
i put on 1440p
Displate too
You saying Xbox bad? What is your pc prebuilt from eBay?
& the no1. Raid Shadow legend
🥴
probably have the same manager
craigslist.

wish
yep got my cpu & gpu from wish. rest got from the dumpster
thats hot
😳
That game.... had potential and then it didn’t cause they turned it into something terrible
ikr

At least they achieved their goal of getting downloads
Yeah it does
whats the point of living then?
When is na getting sideswipe
Wow imagine being toxic
Never
Don’t say that
Hahah na don't have it yet
to who was i toxic?
The doughnut comes to the eater
^

You said what is the point of living that is rude
Blastscuda!!!
🤔
Ok but what’s this about the donut?
No gif perms 😳

I need perms of the gif
In #general, yes
Lemme try something, I'm pretty sure it works
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"Fuckin zoomer generation technology"
- Meta

a massive quote
Kek
I got the red hot bundle today
Ok
Ima quit RL
It's fun when it gets easy
Some weird people like me like them no matter the difficulty (except unnecessarily hard shit)
i used to be good at maths, now i forgot the basics 
me? nothing
oh damn\
hello
hi
oooh, ima play some golf now, not a bad shout
i dislike golf
on it rn
yick
golf is good
.
golf with friends?
cap
look at status pixels
golf sucks
been a while https://i.imgur.com/MrUqQ8g.png

i like to play, sometimes, its mostly just golf with me
hello i’m new
Let's get them back together!
1 +
2(sqrt(2x² - 1)∣cosα+sinα∣)
what am i supposed to do with that
that’s not basics
simplify it?
i understnad some of that
divide the 2, forget the 12x5, subtract the dog
answer is 2
well it's not even an equation smh
the dog?
here, try my hw problems
what they teachin you over there?
dog got subtracted

was i even close?
It depends on alpha value
mate, we cant read minecraft enchantment table language...
What is that
Ez bro it's the aerodynamic x axis divided by 3.14 by the number of people in the jungle
You can find 2 for a certain alpha value 
u actually need to use 3.14 😳
dont even try to explain... only alpha i know is alpha boost
Oh, and I forgot the x

You also know the alpha of RL!
same unfortunately
circuit analysis

Good you?
I'd love to play sideswipe, honestly

that's out?
Sh*t doesn't want to work for me atm 
rip didn't even know
Is that college stuff?
yeah
💀
For some people, apparently. Got FR friends who can play it, but not me
It's been weeks I'm waiting for it 
you got for real friends?
i'm chilling mate
Been a while I studied this
memory no more
sadge
golf gamer atm
u have a degree?
Whew
Restart ur device
It worked for me!
actually @tawny jay i'll play a couple of games
I don't know how it works for other countries, I can't really tell you
I have a diploma I got from college, which gave me the option to go to university
696 MB pepega
I'll try
did you pre register?
Bruh I'm never taking maths it looks too hard I honestly don't know what job I'm going to pick and getting a degree in maths is something I would probably not do for various reasons
do u know what a bachelors is?
I believe so, I have the game since beta came out
I pre rigestered on play store and like 3 hours ago it told me i can download it
I believe that's what I had
At least it is a similar term in french
Oh, then that's not what I have yet lol
what was your major?
oh nvm then lol
are you sure u have done this stuff then?
this is beyond the stuff in physics 2
which does some circuit analysis
Yeah. Last year afaik, and 2-3 years ago
eu school are just more advanced
i just downloaded it, too ez
Anyone speak Spanish
not me
I don't know how to compare my level from other countries to be honest, can't tell you
i can a little bit
why?
Ehhh, I've got a bit of spanish left from the years I learnt it
Worked for me
fair enough
i downloaded sideswipe like 3 hours ago XD
are you doing engineering?
Process engineering precisely
Whew
gonna play it later, trading for like 5 more minutes
Doesn't seem to work for now
How do you get it
Can you get it on Androids
i went to the google play store and downloaded it
I got it on Android, but I downloaded it since the beta came out, so can't tell you more
It's not showing
Oh
ah ok sick
Oh wait there's an update
Is it available in UK or not
I might be able to play it afterwards
i dont know 
It looks like it is available in europe
Oh I don't know then
hi

ok sideswipe is pretty fun ngl
Guess I can't get it 🤷
Is it for na
how u get those?
From playing the alpha when it came out early 2021
Nice, wanna play?
Sure
why did the duck have money?
dang i wondered if there was one but i never heard anything about it
meh watever
Because he stole it
that's cool u got to play tho
e
if you had to choose one SCP which would it be? ill go first, SCP -001 When day breaks, you?
i’m making a steam name can you change it after you made it?
o
Waffles are pancakes with abs
dunno
guud wbu
nice!
Scp 3008
lmao nah
I can run games at 200 fps on good graphics
Like who tf falls for that shit now
alr
dm me
ikea
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I just saw someone pick up there shit and squeeze it
what the fuck
It was on TikTok 😭😭😭😭
running rl at 350fps
Yeah seems cool never ending maze in ikea and you get chased by workers that have no face
oh shit nicce
lol
but my laptop doesnt like 200fps on rl
so I go to 120
and the fans dont go brr
so
You guys wanna see it
I still think its real good
???
I got water cooling so it is silent
ohhh niccce
just no
Look at their ig tho
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Nvm found it
@fallow sail
Uhh are is there any boost perks?
gif, image perms
might be other stuff but not entirely sure
Ah
and stream in vc prrms
that too
Sorry

what does fennec no crate mean ? 😛
means fennec noncrate
is it different from a regular plain fennec ?
nope
it means its not from a series
and can be traded cross platform
Could someone tell me what the things mean in trading?
Hey sorh
RL posted that sideswipe is out world wide but I can’t find it on the iOS store
Any explanation?
nope
wait
wtf it is
it is
WHAT
For example [H] and [W] what does that mean
I JUST SAW IT
H is have W is want
H is want
Ight
Thanks alot of people want fennec lol I have it
which rocket pass items are more in demand? trying to figure out which of the many I have I should mention in the discord
I have 4 fennecs to brag
Rocket pass items usually sucks
I had one, got scammed 😩
is rl down?
I found it by searching psyonix llc
we can side the swipe together
probably not rn
i can get it on my phone :O
but my battery will die in 1 sec
also apparently you gotta be older than 4 to play the game according to the appstore

lol ur still ass
Ur cheeks
i dont think anyone needed to know that information
fr lol
Wanna see the video
perhaps because you sent that nsfw video
Nvm

Gn Guys 🤍
in where
this server
gl 
Oof
what’s the name of that haircut?
asking for a friend
didnt know there were staff applications here 
lmao
mans filled out an application that'll never get looked at 
i was picked out of a hat, can't say it was with a hand. might've been a claw
big rip
F


yeah me too
it was a claw machine for me
the claw picked up sorh
t

We havent had one since last December
it took like 2 minutes for me
bruh
Maybe we can 2v2 if two other peeps join
So im confused
hi dumb
shut up
@blazing scroll @glad crag @opal fern wanna 2v2?
i would love to but i needa sign in
and i don’t have the laptop with the email
:0
About to eat grill cheese but sure after
Cya gonna eat dinner real quick
I got gg the clown shisha
i’m going to practice soon so all bets are off
Did you forget your pw
srry
@lyric sleet
nah the gmail acc is on a diff laptop
How do I check if something is non crate
Because I pulled 2 imports from a drop and don’t know how to tell
Drop items are non crate
Ok
All without any exclusion
Thx
shifty just said code?
Yep
what the dog doin
my friend bet me 20$ to have this pfp for 2 weeks so
$20?
yeah
i’d do that
THIS IS SO MUCH COOLER GHEN MORMAL ROCKET LEAGUE
yo jordo double tap the joystick on the screen then you'll start to air roll
oh ty
you can do it before you jump
Dm ebic
i hit a ground pinch my first time playing 
Faking!
Faking!
Faking!
Faking!
Uh
Kiod 

ARE U JOKING ME
when? back in 2018?
Once upon a time in a distant land, we once had what we do not in the future.
i did that, the application
Yes, by the Peacock of Albinos
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How the fuck are u playing sideswipe
Tinder simulator
now you do AP’s job
Pure comedy
its out for everyone
EU
I can’t code
it’s not out for NA
how do u get sideswipe
Some 1 send me the link to sideswipe
well by picking staff
No
im NA and i downloaded
Maybe they might give it to u for free considering how ass u are t
Get a headstart
I want competitive heatseeker
vpn
nope
it’s not in the app store
it is 💀

not there for me
it doesn’t look fun anyways
oop
Ok
Youtubers already milking it for views
it is
its fun for a mobile game
like u feel like a god playing the game
but besides that
its fine
fake
Ok
cant find it
you have to google, sideswipe
nvm
fennec
that’s zenic rn
thx anything else?
still not sure how mobile game pocket rocket league would work
phoenix cannon cool or no
agred
oi lads
im trying to figure out how to half flip and im going nuts
sometimes my car does the turn around with me even touching air roll and i have no idea why
Controller?
@blazing scroll cracked
i only own goaled 7 times

U and serubi vs me and Jordo?

My game crashed lol
Lmao
cosmosis is just
so ultra beautiful
I just saw it in a match, my opponent had it. I was almost tempted to just let him score in order to watch the goal explo
Anyone wanna play I'm on ps4
Sideswipe is next lvl of fun ngl
Indeed
Glad the items arent for money
it gives free stuff?
You can’t even buy things
But im sure they will add a 5 or 10 euro rp
This game is super good
i remember i was in tourney and the guy gave up
we scored 22 times
his mate left lol
I'm so goated In this game
I got carried by serubi lol, each game was a ff or a 10 0 
its 1 gb
No trading sadly...
yes....
Hope they don’t put trading in it
my phone has 200MB left
Maybe 
there has to be one
Whew
xD
1v1s with friends are fun to
@lyric sleet you may be better than me in RL but are you better than me in pocket league?
The only good thing I got was sisha

Probably
Not
I dont wanna
Nou
I wanna grind xp 
I swear.. ill be higher rp on sideswipe then on rl...
I love playing sideswipe || by myself
||
I’ve done that alr
bet
Play with me @blazing scroll and @late coral

You are na...
It’d out in na
Ping matters alot in sideswipe?
Its out everywhere
I think so
@onyx grotto @late coral dm me ur epic
i alrdy have you

Whew
Scored a sick airdrible flip reset
Somehow
Idk
I cant air dribble in normal rl, this is much easier
Ombre, edge burst non animated
huntress
Idk animated since i never use anything animated
that’s fine
Thanks tho
@tawny jay im better 😎
Why the new pfp I liked the juice one
Ohhhhhh nvm
i hit a musty flick || in sideswipe||

Join nerd
Y’all know sideswipe is out on everywhere now
yeppers
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is it out in US yet?
mf
can you get Astro-CSX Inverted from import trade-ups?



You askin the wrong guy
Gn
Gn
When does the sticker contest end?
I know I used a vpn to get it on my Samsung tablet 
2-3 days I think
everwhere
Nerd
no u
factual
also i beat you
i airdribbled
im gonna keep saying it because it makes me feel cool
bro
Someone was air rolling and all that shit in sideswipe
Dude 6-0ed me within 30 secs and had to FF
its ez
do you trade in sideswipe?
only buy from item shop?
😎
How bruh..
Opened a crate
omg
Got it
pov
Mate just had a dude with dueling dragons and a. Fennec
While im over here getting slks
now give it to me
No trading in sideswipe 
I need to get good @ sideswipe
when sideswipe no america
When I'm America and have sideswipe
Its launched globaly
Ur IOS or android
ios
literally every damn goal in this game is calculated lol
anyone who says otherwise is foolin themselves
no space for sideswipe moment
F
Love the game but it's killing my battery
Im actually cracked at it rn, scored a nuts flip reset goal
Too bad i have no idea how i did it 
this nose mask is making my nose tingle
deleted 100 photos lets try again
HOW MUCH DAMN SPACE
time to delete car gurus
Its like 700 mb game mate
is there a way to change your name in this game?
Change epic nick
how?
Does anyone know the price of the 20XX blueprint?
a what now?
That you will have to do on pc
really
bro, i was 100% battery, did one 1v1 against twila and had 24% after 
To mAke the decal from bp its 2k, so you are losing 1600
Doesnt even show him bp prices..
Wjat kind of battery are you using lol, my vape can last longer
my battery percentage in settings is 60%
not even on pc 💀
bad battery
price check channel
The command is ~pchannels
it aint work anyway
For bps check rl insider site, they have a toggle for bp prices
i unlocked 500 SP at level 2 but i dont have any when i go into the item shop, what's the deal?
yeah lmao
O.o idk
:o
Want that car in rl
i have no friends online on sideswipe, ig i gotta play solo 😔
I played solo last 10 matches aint that bad when everyone is bad at the game
Hoops is fun
Kewl
do you get free items for playing sideswipe?
also I just frustrated a scammer apparently xD
everything is free
@lyric sleet look what I got from crate
currency is gotten by playing
what's up with everyone having butterflies
and you can buy from store
Did you get one yet?
ig it was too rare in the actual game so its the common thing in RLSS
should I get sideswipe? do I get to keep the items and are they tradeable? 🤔
I got 2 slks...
bruh
why not?
no trading
nothing to lose
No trading in sideswipe
are they on my main pc account too?
from free crates
or they aren't connected?
no
just ur epic is connected
no items
@fallow sail wanna play
@lyric sleet some jerk from RLG stole my epic name and now i can't be burrito dog
Can I ask for trading advice
bluestacks would be basically hacks in sideswipe 
sure
bluestacks?
Is 2 NCE and a dingo good for a pink octane and pink zombas?
platform?
Ps4
2NCE is 200-300 and dingo is 300-400, so 500-700, for pink octane which is 500-600 and pink zombas which is 250-350, so 750-950
so the profit would be 250 cr roughly
maths
sure go for it
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ig
😘
all prices from the #trading-prices-psn channel and from RLI
Hmm
Yeah I might have to add something
But I don't have anything lol
Oh well
One day
some scammers trying to pull off scams are just too clumsy xD
fr
tried to scam me for a NCE and cristianos, offered 190 cr and limited items. Cancelled, then took out the cr and was like "why u cancel? are we trading???"
and I was like.... "not without credits we're not. Nice try."
Sideswipe servers down?
just uh
jump
into ball
ball go high
then do 360 musty flick
with 1 finger
literally
I know how but it's tough since I just started ot learn
i suggest making joystick locked, the other option as long and also turning on latency graph/statistics and fps counter
Why sideswipe look like a Nintendo 3DS game bruh





