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Since when do you have friends?
Since we met
i’m gonna regret jt now
If not earlier

Wanna be my friend? 👀
Get me some
No 
Ok who is changing it so much
Me and kiod barely even talk
no, i finished the bag
you guys sure talk

Not that much
Not as much as with others
i totally didnt
toshi when are u gonna let me be #1
Tweety, TK, Toshi :)

sounds about toshi
you'll pass me
Wait who’s tooshi



it shall be celebrated
I need one that incorporates all my favourite friends
lol nice gif
also have any of y’all seen money heist on netflix yet
Hey I know you 👀

I know you too
i'm actually amazed people know toshi since i haven't used that name in like 9 months
Awww i need to stay home tomorrow so can get to school
are people really looking at people's real usernames though?
yes because h change ur nick like 2x a day
wow
i do not
🤨
season ends in like 5 days and they haven't announced rewards yet, tf
ikr
Hopefully there not boosts
if they're GE's i might pee my pants
it’s gonna be the start of the new szn and psyonix will tweet
I don’t like boosts 😣
😩
porof🤤
SSL GE?
Bright explosion
😂
flash bang

agreed
What’s the worst rank to be at
silver
i mean bronze
no
for me I hated being plat
gold
shush
i tried grinding for level 201 in rocket pass for the TW tarnation but i couldn't get there. they capped XP at like 2200 per game this season 😢
my rank
PLAT sucks ass
you’re a silver, sorry for hurting the feelings
2200xp is like 1/1083828282 for a single level
Tarnation isn’t that good anyway
Get a laser wave instead
What level you at
it’s ok 😔
what's laser wave?
like 183
The trail
sorry bebaby
baguette
Should I buy R pass next season
I agree
black tarnatioon tho
Baguette
shut
If you’ll get all the credits back yes
What
some guy gave me 2 free spatiotemporal decals, both painted. Anyone know if i could trade these for a pink one?
i made a little progress since last season though, so this season's not a total waste
i got saffron and purple
Black exists?
yeah that’s good
Nice rank loser, imagine not being bronze 3
Definitely. If you’re on pc or PS4 I’ll swap you if you want
I prolly went down
black is unpainted
Oh yeah definitely just thought there might be a darker one
laser wave is so expensive wtf
tarnation is $free.99
I try to hard to hit gc in 2 that I just spam games and eventually drop even lower
A real addiction
I love when burrito ignores me, it's my favourite
Yeah just thought there was black painted too that I wasn’t aware off
i'm about to unlock pink Tarnation and i'm ok witht hat
Aww I won’t ignore you don’t worry
i ignored you since i'm embarrassed i couldn't get that high
Well I kinda want you to ignore me
leave me alone
you must play like shhxk then.
Dadjoke
Understandable, I can train you in bumping teammates and owngoals if you want
The school wall
Dadjoke go bye bye
you great at it
stop lying
ngl there are days i just want to FF 50 straight matches in 1's so i can play an easy game
Smurfing? 
You said you want me to leave you alone. As a good friend I shall respect your wishes
ban me
play cas 1s
ezpz
Smurfing is ban?
idk my cas mmr tho
Okay
my casual MMR is Champ 3 somehow
I couldn't. You're my best friend
but i've never exceeded D2 in anything
if you do it twice, yes
yes
when Heatseeker comes out my MMR shoots up like 500 MMR
and then it messes up the other modes
is that because ur an aireal pro
i'm actually lit at Heatseeker
remove dropshot and replace it with heat seeker
I thought tk and I were friends and then he betrayed me
yes

Dropshot is so so so so so so so so so so bad
what going on here?
i like it
the worst outta all the game modes
you great
do people do swaps for colours?
only in britain
idk what i dare
you greater
Bro you ignored me. I said yes they will and I’ll even do it for you if you’re psn or pc
no i didnt see
Dm me if you’re one of those platforms and I’ll trade you it sometime
egg nog season lessgo
when the
I've never had egg nog
Imagine buying gamer tags
most people dont like it but i like it
it gross
egg nog with rum is 💯
only after 2 drinks
I need to get out of champ
and back into diamond?
💀
maybe
Might happen

It's not common in Belgium
hehshshsh
because it tastes bad
like
strained pee with some dirt thrown in
you peed in dirt?
Lmfao
do you guys ever have those days when you turn off your computer but you have 150 Chrome tabs open
Yeah
WTF
Just not quite so many tabs
why would i pee in dirt
and then u turn it back on and fan engine go loud
it's one of man's greatest treasures to be able to pee in dirt
i stand by what i said!!!
I love you guys
you never do that on hiking or some stuff
i don’t go hiking
rip
also i would pee in a bush, i’m classy
same
You’re unequalled
that kills the plant. just pee in dirt

kills the dirt
Oh look it’s me
why does Chrome need like 100 instances of itself to run a single window 
love u too olorin
just don’t chrome
chrome kinda sucks ngl
facts
i like firefox better but all of my gifs are bookmarked in chrome
lmao
i use gameboy color internet
want to know something funny?
yes but enione dont look at looking for team -_- bruh and take 10 minutes to wait? bruh
what
You still have to follow the rules.
you use the channel, you wait
follow the rules
of
they did a study and the biggest % of MSN's userbase is older people who don't know how to change their default homepage on their internet browser
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🤤😏😏
What the fuck is going on here
talking about how great it is to pee in dirt
Don't host unofficial giveaways please.
You’re giving away
Trying to find someone
Falls under unofficial giveaway
Hense the name
giving someone
and
Not a giveaway
Giveaway

i'm hosting a giveaway, free burritos
Giving free massages

That moment you still don’t know if you work tonight or not
Been sitting here all morning waiting to see the schedule for the week and haven’t been sent anything
have your emailed your boss or whoever manages the schedule? they might know

wouldn’t hurt to ask i think
My boss is the one who was making it last night
nice car
When they told me to find someone to fill in
oh
wrong channel oops
Like I don’t want it to be 4:30 and them be like “you gotta work today” and be there at 5
is vanguard good
it’s not your fault tho, it’s your boss because they didn’t tell u what time to come in :/
nerds
t
s
rl server down?
Yo uh
no
how about you get a phone that allows u to share screenshots on switch
🧐
So then you
exactly
Shut up shifty
it's so much easier to just take photos of my greasy Switch screen
Rocketleague on switch sounds rough
nou
nou
it is
can you at least clean your screen beforehand
also
Lmao
no
do you play docked?
Rl on switch is sick
Oh i could understand docked
yeah but it makes it so hard to see because the pixels get bigger
it's still 30 fps
30fps isn’t even that bad
the pixels don’t get bigger for me
But doing an arial with a massive chonga controller just sounds annoying
There’s something called a pro controller
i've considered playing on Xbox next season and seeing how my rank changes. but i hate the Xbox controller
get a third party one, sm lighter and betyer
betyer
Lmao
better
Fair
Or you could just use your switch undocked with the built in controllers
IS THERE MORION CONTROLS WITH IT?!
cough
if i could use the Nintendo Pro controller on Xbox i feel confident i could get to D3
brb visiting @split meadow
Prove it
You’re welcome any day
What about me
I don’t really want Harry Potter characters cutting around my house
Whew
Moi twali
Hello?
Hello
howdy
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Hello
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How you doing?
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hey uh i wasn't trading for like two months and find that old rlcs stuff's prices plumitted, any ideas on why?
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I’m doing very naice how about yourself
Alright stop spamming 
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hi - sofi

Im doing very good too
Anyone see the new goal explosion titanium white in the shop?
Good good
Glad to hear
I’m coming just for that
i hate people who tell me to stop spaming ill stop spaming
Don’t know what you expect when you are spamming
I expect to be spammed back at
I expect to be spammed back at
I expect to be spammed back at
I expect to be spammed back at
Specifically while being pinged
@deep reef I expect to be spammed back at
Stop.
guys any idea on why older rlcs drops are dropping that much in price? tw dune racer was like 15k a couple months ago and now it's 2-3k
Bruh
Look at me causing havoc 🥰
Lol
i mean
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It’s back in drops
oh
Anyone have any keys? Ive had this crate in my inventory for like 2 years
its cheap now
Well that’s impossible
I’m almost there
Get tea ready I’ve brought thorium and company
Ikr I traded for 300 crates before the update and got no good blueprints
I stopped playing a year in between the update and have no idea what my crates turned into
Unrevealed blueprints
Oh i never got any
Wack
t
Ultimate t
do you say your name or is your name the thing you say? 👀
We will never know o.O
Lol

Obama started dming me
22k 
Mb if I’m not allowed to post a crate clip here but my luck was good (Day 1 of Zephyr Crate)
how does the crate/key system work
how do you get keys
You could trade for them or buy them
holy shit wtf
1 key = 100creds
you buy a key for 100cr and you might still get a crappy item? wow
After that I traded it for a tw octane 1:1 I believe it was 85-90 keys at the time
I’m here on the behalf of Obama (I will not spam cuz I’m a decent person)
Credits weren’t a thing
You just purchase keys
dam
purchase keys with real money?
No with credits
he just said credits weren't a thing
they werwnt
But say if you had 30keys on your account before item shop update, they would change to 3000credits
and you might get a VR item?
Yeah £1.19 was 1 key for me
Even worse
but if you bought 5 then it would be $5
that sounds really risky tbh
Yep
and so on
i'm surprised people did it
thats why they removed them
it was too much like gambling
I probably opened 200 crates in my rl career and I’ve made profit off of that
I got titanium white zombas from a crate once when they were worth 100 keys
Traded it for a stupid tora black market skin
they wanted to keep the game E and not T
Yeah I was dumb
you got good items and traded them for the chance to get more good items
sounds like a pyramid scheme
I got hardcore taken advantage of
shifty shafts was the place where i got my first win
good ol days
:o
Well I finished vanguard’s campaign
Nah that’s when the game went downhill, these were the good ol days
I got destroyed
naw game went downhill season X
That’s when it went extra downhill, they did too much from season 7 onwards
can anyone coach me in rl? like a gc or above pls?
You can go to #looking-for-team or #student-chat for tips/help
k thx
You need the student role from #s_r to access #student-chat :]
it was alright before animals and cars
It was boring
zombies on vanguard are also boring af
Vanguard multiplayer is fun but people are saying it’s bad before buying it just because of how bad cw is
Vanguard zombies were made by lazy ass devs
All that shit is
They apologised about the zombies lmao
Is just multiplayer maps turned zombies
today the day they announce season rewards? i'm thinking yes
Treyarch missed on this zombies
when does the season end?
5-6 days
true its just so slow T_T, cold war did zombies good at least, easy but good
guess no gc rewards for me

Shit I need to play for my rewards I’m on the shite plat rewards rn

lol
unless i somehow get to gc
Bronze rewards remain underrated
terms & conditions?
does extra modes have its own rewards?
No
ok
trade central
good to know
in the past i found Rumble easy and ranked hard. this season it was the opposite
rumble makes no sense
i went from D3 Rumble / P3 ranked, to P3 Rumble / D2 ranked
Extra modes give different titles for gc/ssl but in terms of actual rewards then they don’t change
Rumble was always hard for me
I don't understand the power ups
& I have a high disadvantage
Rumble is mostly luck
because you’ve been playing with me

i know
yeah ik that the ssl for rumble is called RNGenius or sumthing
Yeah
yo
For me 1s is the most fun game mode. Followed by 2s then dropshot, snow day, 3s hoops and then rumble
Yep
Rumble is ass
i hate 1's
3s gives me cancer when doing solo q
i'd rather drink used engine oil than play 1's
1s is your favorite game mode?
After grinding it and getting used to it, it's actually pretty fun. Also all my matches are either close or I win
Which makes it not a bad gamemode
Omg ty
Rumble is actually just a bad game mode not even fun
Only times it gets tilting is when u lose 2 or 3 games in a row
All I can think of is apparentlyjack and scrub
Most things in RL are atleast a little fun and Rumble is just a time waster. I hated it ever since I was gold too. My friend recommended it to me saying it was fun
okhalid right?
Is he in rlcs?
i thought so
Apparently Jack 1s videos are so good
i like 2's the most because i find it fun to set up easy goals for my teammate
2s is my favourite
i stopped playing 3's mostly because i only solo-queue
Yeah idk I don’t know any rlcs players anymore
i can usually adapt my gameplay for 1 person, but for 2 is too much
i'll get paired with a pair of people who ball-chase and i can't do anything except defend the goal
you don’t adapt for me
I'm diamond 1 in 3s and I don't ever care about getting that up
3's solo queue is almost as bad as playing 1's
that's because i'm too busy carrying you
it’s not that bad
just let your teammates do what they want
if u bad at 1s then just say it
I’d say 1s is even better than solo queuing 3s
im bad at every gamemode 
naw, in 1s, all you can blame is yourself, 3s your teammates can cuck you like no tommorow
C3 is pretty chill I just cba to get out of it
im trying to get out of c2
but i cannot
That’s good
he’s around gc
If you were solo queuing in C2 I’d be concerned
so it makes it more difficult
🤓
i solo q’ed last night
it went from fast gameplay to slow gameplay
Just interesting
Weird
@glacial cosmos get back in class
cya
I just wanna say I have a gc title even though it isn’t that hard in this day and age
nice
Nerds
NordVPN
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@tawny jay hello
Srry
im actually getting pretty good with flip resets o.O
@tawny jay whew

Finally got my schedule for this week
"any idea where they get em from? just wondering!"
@neon tide insider gets prices based off of what offers are being posted around that time, both buying and selling an item.
damn okay, so hypothetically 1000 people could make offers and make a dip in an items price
yeah thats what we call price manipulation and mods of rlg and rltp work hard to ban people who do it
been a while since it happened
rli additionally do try to avoid unrealistic offers changing the price i think
Poo
fart
Nice pfp 🔥
go flames go!
Yes sir
weve got quite the squad this year
hello
Sorry
no worries
michael valid
🆗
pop
soda
Hello
whats more valuable black or saffron dune racer?
!price
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well theyre saying the same values right now im moreso looking for an opinion of which will regain more value
~tc
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they both are going down
another day, another poo item shop
Why
imagine paying 2500cr for Singularity lmao
Their two types of item shops: market crash or trash
I AM WAITING 4 WEAKS FOR FENNEC

BRUHHH
weaks
Don’t caps please.

he is weak for the fennec
And it takes time with trading often
i'm weak for Little Dog toppers
prox, how are your trades going
yo
i put my little dog in archive
I bought bmw
@lyric sleet can you ban him please
i traded tw rlcs 2021 for black dune racer and sb octane looking like i did well
You could’ve bought fennec with those cr 
cant
i phyisically cannot type in a trade and ask for 10 credits. only 30 at least. i put 2 up so far but far from finished
little dogs needs to be in archive 
also will revamp my trades tonight
Don’t self promote
mate, self promo aint allowed
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lol

@kind meteor what do you have to say about it huh 😈😈😈
Notice how you get ignored
Ok I’m gonna start kicking rlg anti link bot simps
ok
goodbye everyone 😔
Me and the bot together forever
no
they be simping for the bot but the bot simps for me 
No that’s me
Is the batmobil from 1992 good? Bc i bought it?
Oop name change again
Depends on the hitbox you like. 🙂
most people simp for staff, in here staff simps for Olorin
i simp for no one!
Today i was platinum and my lil brother played competitive and i am gold 1
Ya know what I just thought of!
lol
what
lmao
The dogs from Minecraft are Muslim
ok
They don’t attack pigs
I simp for trumpet dragon obviously 
I wanna slap him
How
Pigs are pork
They eat their meat
amogus
ngl getting de-ranked to gold 1 sounds like a fun opportunity to level back up
sussy
when did you see a dog attaack a pig 
Never that’s my point
If you hit one the dog attacks it

I raged so hatd
They attack sheep but not pigs
if u are really plat level tho u should get back there in no time
when the
me when someone gives me pie
10 months ago prob
Me 2016
You turn into a lama and eat grass?
yes
3.14
fortnite llama
Unfunny he said pie not pi
I just want to
yes
did i ask for you opinion 
Who said I have to be asked to give it
💀
Me: When fennec will come rocket league:hmmmm march
You keep making jokes and they’re rarely good
I’m advising you to improve

me when rocket league brings the tw octane to the shop 
never.gonna.happen
me when there is no such thing as it ever being in the shop
If you won’t even try to make funny jokes just stop making jokes 
Lol
his trades are funny too
Funnty
Pixels I didn’t mean that I like jokes please continue trying
You’re sometimes funny
When u buy a car from a shop bc u bored and u dont have any credits anymore next day fennec is in me

bruh, does it look like i care 
That sounds highly wrong.

first he says he is weak for fennec, now its in him



Literally buy a fennec for 200cr
That you can trade
I don't think a fennec is supposed to be inside of you
How
Trading?
Howwwwwwww
Tobias here?
@rare lance whats your dog doin inside of pingable
Always.
I have fennec and it does wanna be inside him
[H] Credits [W] fennec
~tc
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I care because I like jokes
More jokes = better
chill i know lol i did it on purpose
🤔
poor fennec 
phenic

Seems like a juicy hot dog
fennec
do i trade 
is any one ssl ?
yes
When u have 1800 credits AND u see nasacar but the pack have 2000
Yes

you should be a comedian 

Beans
HAHAHAH 
that’s more funny than this guys jokes

yes
Gif perms 
agreed
horig
You understood that?
Why the tw octane will come the next oct-omber
yo

wsg g
what the hell is this guy saying
nm wbu
not too much
nice
dude idk
how are you though
congrats on getting out of school
that sucks hopefully u can get a better grade next time
thanks
i’m pretty good, schools almost over
guys... we should host an event...
Yes.
Where we vote on Mods...
how many days you got left?
and the Mod with the least amount of votes...
They said they will never put tw oct in the ahop
what
Gets kicked from the server
Bru
guys, we should host an event
i somehow made it
we vote if 45 is getting kicked out of the server
and if 1 person says yes
discrimination
45 for kick?
What about we have a poll about the people in general and the 2 people who have the most votes get banned permanently
Vote here for kick of 45

He’s worse than you ngl
aint looking great for you 45 

You don't have painted doughnut eater set shut up
ah damn, trumpet here, im out 
Discord.gg/rlgarage @tiny nimbus 
Trumpet

Lmaoooo
Huh
Hey, get back here!
ok 
Hey twila!
Hi
Oh you don't know?
How you doing
Pixles has that that's why I said it
I know he has a set I don’t know why that’s relevant

this is cursed on so many lvls..
Who is @spring crag ? Im new
Well, and you?
A dragon that plays the trumpet
Read his roles
naw wdym
he plays the trumpet and has a dragon
Decent one
Doing alright. 
Talk about 5 fps holy shit
trumpet remember whenever that one guy played the trumpet for us?
Can we all agree trumpet has the best animated pfp

Yep I agree 
oh my God it’s awesome
Time to play fh4 for the last time before I get 5
It either him or dom

Nah trumpet beats dom by an absolute mile
of school? until like june bruh 💀
Do we vote to kick trumpet?
yes
I always been a tuba guy anways
I want a tomato right now
🍅
More of a keyboard connoisseur myself
If I recall correctly, a vote to kick you was unanimously passed

Ratio
I want a tomato right nowSpongeCaveman tomato
Ok
@tiny hollow idk
???
It says why
@tiny hollow any ideas?
Where
In your name 
@tiny hollow honestly I dont see it lmao
Cubpac
Pixels alive and he isnt in cuba
pixels is alive?
All names have to be ping able and yours isn’t, so it’s been changed
No 
@tiny hollow your name has special characters and the mods can't ping it easily
shocked i’m alive 
So they named you pingable
You dont want to be pingable?
Yes
lol
yes what
...
I dont want
Fixed it
Are you pingable tho
M
@tawny jay ty for agreeing with me :)
Toast
kiod has the best animated pfp
Wait his is animated
Its not 

Sorh trying it

y’all believed me
OF COURSE
No
I trusted you
Heyy






