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and get mauled to death right after
or some big ass cat
no no
like a maine coon?
jaguar type shit?
or smth like that
i think the most tameable wild cat is a cheetah
You're welcome
where is ur bald pom?
i actuallly got a dog
Show
Who wna play rl
no
NO ONE AMERR
Nobody plays that game
valid would do the same
And I love gambling
but you got it wrong
i love gambling
Sybau
You win some u lose some
Every one I’ll end u
ya ya
mr big guy here
ofc
im kinda scared
no please
Omg 😭
i got a family man
😡
Someone call the police
@tawny jay get him
I am the law
tf
Trust me I’m good for it
I think thats enough for a ban 
i will ban my self
I’m the owner of discord
now u getting banned too 
L sybau ameer
hi
Yea
nah just providing evidence
Shoo
great your here this ameer guy is a disburbance get rid of him
valid
fuck no
and i will beat ur ass
can we take to rocket league?
fuck no
why
hmm idk
ass game
well yeah
no
eawrc which one drives otepää 17km stage faster?
my record is 7min 28sec or smth like that
only played 2 racing games before
or just fc26
havent played since end of october
only played squad battles for evos
fuck that
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES BACK
ÿou might have to
toty pace is always insane
Reus is still goat @thin dock
could imagine
Packed oblak tt
you done sanchez yet?
Show me the card
you know what im gonna say right
@eager haven thoughts on using pina?
ive played like 10 games with gold pina so idk
smh
Sorry I don’t understand Swedish
I only understand freedom
luckily that aint swedish
Swedish danish same thing
who is bor?
fuck no
Eh?
yes
@tawny jay Hi!
thanks
Yes*
hmm
😭
Unbelievable
Lied for an hour and 15minutes in the bed to not get a smidge more tired
Talk about time waste
Whats your elo
0
only play comp
Whats your comp rank
On your fav map
Also what the helly
I assume you only play the game for fun like a normal human being hence why comp only
Makes sense
Welp
Imma go make myself a coffee
First day after a vacation gonna be fun at work
But silver 3 on mirage i think
Yah that ranking system is ass anyways
Seen literal pros get gold nova bruh
I played on an alt with 2 of my colleagues (both total beginners and me currently 15k elo on premier)
I carried all our games and I got silver 2, they got silver 1 and silver 3 (silver 3 was bottom scoring every game)
After a few games, silver 3 got silver 4, silver 1 got silver 2
I stayed silver 2
Like, what the hell did they do with the system to make it so ass
noob
bor said 2 hours ago he will go to sleep
no u dont
As more time passed, the more anxious I got that I will oversleep and now I am at alert and cant fall asleep
I will get tired at around 3-4am
Gonna push through, gonna fall asleep at work at around 7am
does anyone know why the item shop channel is dead silent? last message from what im seeing was in 2024
Then it is gonna be hell until 10:30 then it is midday break until 11:15 and then I am chill until the end of my shift
And then the death crash at around 5pm which I gotta survive
fuck beans
Absolutely not
Beans go with everything
Morning coffee 
what typa british shit is this
Beans are a superfood
They are highly nutritious
Beans, potatos and uhh something else
Cheap, superfood and delicious
Oats, eggs, carrots
Mhm
See I make my eggs a bit more "cooked" where they really are not a tiny bit "fluid"
So they are basically dry
Mixed with beans in tomato sauce, it is perfect
sounds kinda disgusting cant lie
wet beans
Nah
Do u eat fried beans?
Take chilly con carne for example in a burrito wrap
Beans are wet there aswell
It is a thick tomato sauce
Why do you drink coffee at midnight
Fuck u little bjthc
Yes please
i gotta get up in 4 hours but i cant fall asleep
so now we pulling an all nighter
Why can’t you fall asleep tho
somehting like this
just black beans no sauce from the black beans
that i fuck with
wet beans aint me
anxious that i will oversleep idk lmao
Kana.
wth man my tea is darker than that coffee lmao
fuck beans even in burritos
aye!
dont hate on my coffee

it's basically milk coffee
is that called a latte? idk
but uh basically, I put coffee, sugar, add a tiny bit of boiling water so i can mix the coffee and sugar and then fill it up completely with cold milk
!rank
!levels
😂 Milk coffee is still coffee, I love it! You can also try a cortado, it's similar but with more espresso-style coffee.
ya, i put 2x tea spoons of coffee in my mug 🥴
otherwise it just tastes like weird milk
check my level bic
which # am i on the leaderboard
top 10?
No
Im delivering firewood so cant rn
yes u can
No
13th
Can anyone carry me in rocket league I need to get out of silver 3
No.
Yes
Do you realize what idiots i just had in 2 of my matches
First game, 2 russians abbandoned the game after losing the first 3 rounds
So we surrendered
2nd game a french dude on my team got tilted on the russian dude on our team and they were shooting and killing each other the whole time and then the french dude just strated griefing for no reason and we lost 13:11 literally xould have been an eazy win
Insane how some people are
Bro was tilted that the russian was "noob" and he ended up carrying us
French dude was 2nd to last
Yeah thats comp for you
And 2 of my teammates had 3 kills in some 22 rounds
Premier has less cheateds
Im shit player tho so thats why premier no no to me
Fuck face it
But i hit kinda nastly deagle flick in ancient and that russian opponent started saying that im cheater :(
I need a coach
No u dont
gm
No
someone trade?
Psyonix/Epic Killed Trading <t:1701820800:R> that's on <t:1701820800:F>
Anyone on social media saying that trading is coming back is just trying to clickbait you.
NOOOO!!! , Trading is not coming back.
U got only 2.2k hours in cs 🙄💅
Not my real hours
I was lending the account to my friends who used to play throughout 2020-2023
I played a bit in 2024
A lot in 2025
Hello
My hours are maybe like 400-600 (in competitive/premier) maybe around 300-400hrs in other modes like surf and zombie escape. Most of it being surf though
Hello
How are you after an all nighter
Ah
:)
18:15pm i js need to hold out 2more hours
🥺
Let me accept real quick
Stickers good
I got 80 of these
Bought em for 0.25€ each
6months ago
Damn
I bought 1 ssg skin for 2e and sold it for 9e 😎
Hopefully they dont crash down 
I can buy couple for 50snt from you
Buy my auto snipers
I bought a bunch because they were supposed to be good for trade ups but then valve added the knife trade up and they basically dropped completely
tf
imgur
game is gone @eager haven
Thanks bro ❤️
Rice?????
yep
Haaland?????
wonder whos the 12th man
Bellingham 🤓
hopefully not
Fr
hans en deez nuts
stfu cow
Hmm
Porkkana
Looking for some coaches/managers of teams for a discord server that will be a tournament over the span of weeks with many teams and divisions based on ranks so you have the opportunity to win no matter your rank.
Requirements to be a coaches: must be above the age of 16.
Must be champ or higher in peak gamemode.
Respond to this if interested I will invite you to a discord chat to discuss (dm me)
Promoting not allowed
Read the rules little bro
Yeah I don’t care dm me if your interested not you tho
Okay cook
Delete it if it’s not allowed
Ban him
yh get him outta here
you can take over
dont think it would be better tho
Yeah I’m honestly here a lot
nerd
nuh uh
How are you not a nerd
well i am not level 62 in here without no reason
Okay you are a high level
ofc
that does take alot of time
been here for 5 years
no I don’t go outside it’s cold
true
takes forever to warm my car up to drive to school
and my mom wont switch cars with me, so i can preheat the car
My whole driveway is ice and I have to walk on it daily
somehow haven’t broken my back yet
key word yet
yes
Food.
YES
it aint cold anymore 😍
or some
-10
It’s duve
what do you mean no
not me
Just saying we might not be so cooked
Are you not duve
no
oh
legit living in the artic
last week i was
It’s warm currently for me
it was -25 to -30
same
Gonna go home and try to break some of the ice
i hope its not -20 next month in sweden
umea
My place is all snowed in, can't even leave my house
umeå
-5c rn
oh yeah i checked wrong location 😭
no
when you even going?
fair
what a random city tho
fr
why not malmø
because wrc sweden is in umeå
when denmark hosts wrc event
Who wants to trade? I have credits
Psyonix/Epic Killed Trading <t:1701820800:R> that's on <t:1701820800:F>
Anyone on social media saying that trading is coming back is just trying to clickbait you.
NOOOO!!! , Trading is not coming back.
i mean jyväskylä is kinda flat too
there is a lot of jumps tho
gravel i think
Is it normal that there is no trading category on the RL Garage website?
Psyonix/Epic Killed Trading <t:1701820800:R> that's on <t:1701820800:F>
Anyone on social media saying that trading is coming back is just trying to clickbait you.
NOOOO!!! , Trading is not coming back.
Trading is dead
Trading got murdered
Trading isnt a thing anymore
havnt been for 2 years now
Keep on track buddy
there is not much tho
mostly on jylland i believe
found only these??
tf
31
they have it on sjælland
total
kinda suprised
I have credits and I’m looking for Pearl Anodized on PS. Anyone to trade?
Psyonix/Epic Killed Trading <t:1701820800:R> that's on <t:1701820800:F>
Anyone on social media saying that trading is coming back is just trying to clickbait you.
NOOOO!!! , Trading is not coming back.
Did you read
Do your eyes work
Read this
Or I can explain it to you like your 5 if you want
we might have to
ah ok sry
run
i question why any of us are still here
missie is here
bruh
please be nice, i just had my heart torn to shreds like an hour ago :c
I like to talk to Astro and others ( like you )
reasonable
I am always decently nice
20% of the time youre decently nice 100% of the time
i mean
hmm
makes sense
rallies in denmark are pretty much nonexistent, it's a bit sad
Guys run ai bot man is here
fuck me that was loud, scared the shit out of me my speakers were turned up
sorry 😭
fuck this hoe im timing him out for a week
oh that guy
damn
😭 tf typa abuse is this
damn i thought i will get finally muted :(
your wish is my command
well there is some words you can say to go out of here
wont say em out loud dont worry
@eager haven rekt nerd
some people are into that ig
i hope no one is intro getting timeout on a discord server
i mean woudlnt suprise me but i hope not
ts tame
hello again
oh no
sup
Hi Ippe
hi hosj
How’s life
@eager haven hope you learned your lesson you filthy rule breaker
i wanna file a complain
Ööööö haloo?
are you challenging my authority duve???
Do i use pizza or cake mode??
Öööö leipä.
tf thats supossed to mean
In my air fryer
well for what
Trying some tiktok food thing
food, id assume
tikslop
sloptok
Fuck u
instaslop
i get some recipes from insta tbf
Im trying some garlic bread
Bor...
whart
Dumbass
ITS ALREADY 160C
thats heat

well
well
And normal
wrap it in tinfoil until it melted a little?
artic fuckers
Imagine u cant fight against polar bears
Huh?
ah
What’s the worst thing that could happen if i go to a hospital and donate let’s say hypothetically 25 kidneys
- Where u get 25 kidneys?
Anyways i love gambling
if the staff have any sense of self preservation, they wont ask :)
Damn
[Redacted]
I’m not staff. And like I said hypothetically
Liar
who are you calling a liar you little mushroom
Said cl3
Said cl3
And i love gambling
Hello
Said cl3
hello rollenman3
Guys is it just me or have the quality of opponents in ranked 2s improved but teammates haven’t? Like I’m playing a level above but playing with someone a level below
statistically this doesnt make sense
Doesn’t matter about statistics because there are a bunch of smurfs in this game. But genuinely I verse people who do musty rests. (Im in champ 1/2 btw) and my teammates instead just whiff and miss open goals
im not gonna argue with your experience, but i do want to mention that people can pop off and do shit like that in this rank. if youve ever heard of losfeld, the guy that teaches directional airroll on yt, i think hes like diamond or very low champ but he does nothing but practices musty resets
on top of that, champ is infested with former gcs. im one of them. this is a mature game, people got good and stepped away, they mightve lost their account, who knows
all you can do is try your best
why is unc typing in chat gpt
sorry that being somewhat literate makes me look like a damn bot -_-
im actually offended
just typed unc into the gif tab
and thats the 2nd thing that showed up
istg like 3 years ago "unc geekin cuh" would just be nonsense 
stfu kebab boy
Dw ur old
petulant child
you sure dont act like it
arent you 06?
oh yeah
forgot you showed me your birth certificate
when i visited you
to prove that you werent a pred but your basement made me kinda sus tho
@tawny jay right?

oh
i got his location and he got mine and i got some candy for it
dont remeber when it was
but a steal

what

you think im lying or telling the truth?
no comment lmao
@cinder portal do you still play the worst game after they put 2 behind the name?
which one
Cook
people still thinking ow1 was better are psychotic
well i enjoyed it alot more
dps doom 
ow1 was legit a dead game for years
Is ball meta
balancing was terrible
stfu
balancing is still and always will be terrible
idk, haven't played consistently in a while
they got a lot better in ow2 cuz it's a lot easier to balance around 1 tank
have stopped for a while but think i wanna end if i decide to start again
hell no it became a game of tank counterswap bullshit
they nerfed that too lmao
idk
as a tank player i hated 5v5
Tank is really hot or cold for me but people enjoy it
nice
kiris kunai headshot damage is higher than genjis blade lol
perks are also pretty cool
i could get behind that
I remember when kiri had like
a 3x headshot multiplier
they made the game alot more exicting and unique
her headshot dps output is still absurd
think im just missing the nostalgia of being master
What’s perks
marvel rivals is like playing ow1 again
I just play ball
ball has perks too
everyone has perks
they're additional buffs you can get throughout the game
Freya?
yes
all new characters are ass to play against imho
(usually get fucking counter swapped) when im on genji
yo chill tf
juno, freja, vendetta, these damn hypermobile heroes
you looking for minors sir
Joke chill
I was hoping they'd turn it on u
aaah
i stopped playing cuz everyone just flies around the screen now and i cba to keep up lmao
git gud
kinda hard to when you get 1 shot by a fucking gnat
it really isn't that bad
just gotta get used to their movement and your own positioning
it is for me, i was never good in ow
i liked hitting funny rollouts on doom and ball and thats it
im gonna stick with too 2 other worse games, fifa and RL
that means you also play against people on your own skill level
what's fifa

lmao
even tho thats worse than overwatch
sooo trash but occasionally hitting some crazy shit, gotcha lol
yup
I'm very good at getting to above average in any game I play
and not getting any higher
yh high silver/low gold is usually the avg rank
i remeber back when lucio ball first came out. i almost hit GC
this was from half a year ago
oh what why is it skewed like that in ow
damn might have been a goat then
good to know i peaked average lmao
it's harder to be in bronze than masters
idk if I'll ever hit masters
it'll be on support if I ever do
yh let your teammates carry you so :p
I keep those dumb fuckers alive
uhh
idk
ik I've played with twila
I think we have
i atleast got you added on battlenet i thnk
we must've played then
yup
it's on my discord profile lmao
nice
didnt even know
can anyone coach me
Hi bb
how is that even possible
@cinder portal can u coach me
no
@thin dock plz coach me
shouldnt have sent that lol
havnt played since
go find a coaching server
were
thought he woudlnt notice tbh
search online
use your brain fam
I can't do the work for you
not the "fam" 😭
oh fuck sake what now lmao, whats wrong with fam
say shit like skibidi and you will be one of the younglings
i have to 1 up you sorry not sorry
fuck
isnt fam supposed to be millennial coded??
accidently claimed a steam profile on rl tracker
true idk tbf
Have claimed this account on accident
ion skibidi ohio rizz on ts ong frfr nocap
man if i was 13 again i wouldnt make all the mistakes that lead me to talking to you 
-# (this is a joke)
im sry im sry 😭
and ive been the evil bitch on the staff team since whenever i joined idr
well dont remeber that much
id check but rli has been down forever
from back in the old days
careful there bud, despite being a child still youre 1 step away from "back in my day"
i am not a child tho
fair enough
my friend did that on our school mail
send it to over 10 different schools and over 3k-5k students
so that wasnt so great
thats an L on the IT team tbf, why does a student have the power to send a mass email like that
well in the little town i live in every school in the area goes with the same end of the email. And they were fucking around and then yeah send it to the @email part thing and click send they didnt think it would work
and then yeah
people got the thing and the parents and teachers got called in and shit and he had to get theraphy
even tho he was joking
fuuuck
well that happens to the best of us
and it was under corona soooo everyone was on there computer
lesson learned i guess, dont use the email equivalent of @everyone so haphazardly lol
Hi
i dont even wanna imagine how quickly the remaining server member count would tick down lol
hi
something like this+
?
never played 
played it on my wii
i believe or ps3
fucking goated
never had a wii 
i had sega megadrive :p
06
we dont talk about how old that console is
really??? wow it came out the same year as the ps3
yh
i remember that day ._.
remeber my mom bought the wii so she could play donkey kong
she loves everything about donkey kong
cuz she loves that donkey dong
well
then i would have been different
if she did
But this game, holy shit she played it alot
never heard of it
yh i know, not many have
well shit respect to your mum for being an og niche gamer
Hi
she ahd this when she was younger
i think it was
no no
this one
shits so confusing but lowkey played it also
its like a prototype DS
the good ol days of gaming
yh
phew
i was searching the release date on it
and it said diddy
but it came out in 1983
fr? im surprised computing tech was small enough to fit into that form factor by then
yh, i mean there is only 3 things moving in it tho
donkey kong bats or some shit i believe and something else
kinda hard to explain
dw im unfortunately well aware the type of device that is, static sprites in an lcd that light up in stages
im more saying for the ICs and shit considering they were still the size of lego bricks
and now they never cook again and coast off of a few successful IPs while trying to smother their fans in legal battles for daring to appreciate their artworks in a way they cant control
yeah
my brother bought the switch when it came out to finish pokemon sun and then sell it later on
valid
Hi
why have you forsaken me like this hansen 
gn tho 
have to sleep
Fuck hde
Hmm
gm
@split rock giv kniif 🥺


