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peak is different then prime
it don't matter what definition you put on it
*than
ice spice dont even know you exist
this a deluded tbates level take
not really
its 3 am you cant blame me
i forgot to mention this im so dumb
this is not zen's peak
i've agreed with bates more than i have agreed with this and bates got me in shambles
Beware everyone
one of my players is top 20 in the 1s leaderboard
Didn’t ask
yes u did
are you?
am i what
So good
top 20 in 1s
yea bro im actually rw9 on a burner
that's the equivalent of kindergartners comparing their dads strength
Telekinesis 
nah this kid wants to act hard
absolutely banger
it's like sayin "wElL mY oLDEr bROthER bEaT tHe eNdEr dRaGon oN hARd mOde"
Nah I just told everyone that you were below the average IQ
how please explain
Bro look at your statement about zen and turbo
Doesn’t take much to know you’re not gifted mentally
@balmy brook there is 1 song i got from osu on this playlist, it has a shitty picture, but it's a banger
ill post ina sec
if you read what i said afterwards maybe
making sure im missing anything
as the old saying goes it's what on the inside that matters innit


fite me

like i said, this is not zen's peak. if his career goes on the same trajectory as the average world champion, then zen could get 30x better, and zen 30x better is better than any player in all of esports
...
This proves my point
what part of it is wrong
All of it
if my career goes on the same trajectory I'll be a trillionaire
🗣️
i said average
Zen isn't getting "30x better"
you're creating weird hypotheticals to prove a point
you guys want an actual "good" take
could happen could not
I’m ready for the dumbest take ever
im saying if it does
who said I wasn't talking average
I could hit SSL tomorrow
but I'm not, statistically it isn't happening, and using that to prove an argument that I'm better than a GC3 right now is the same argument with same concept
kaydop > fp in rlcs
kaydop < fp outside of rlcs
This is just dumb
your dogshit let's be real
you're* :))
you're still dogshit
Just go to bed
*your
yrou're*
bro thinks ice spice knows him
yo’r*ur
I don’t think that
same could be said as zen for you
i qed against zen in casual when i was playing with yuri
i just left
Proof?
it MIGHT be on ballchasing
...
that don't mean he knows you
again, MIGHT
he knows i exists
Yeah yeah
i don't remember all 8k of my games bro 💀
you think people like that remember everyone they queue with?

even @blazing scroll is better than you @sweet delta
go to bed bro benefit yourself
and he has less games
again @kind veldt why am i wrong
I'm pretty sure he has much more than me
still waiting on answer
nope only 6k
Reread the entire thing and you’ll understand
i said kaydop is better then fairy peak in rlcs, and fairy peak is better outside of rlcs
gib banane
not your take to make lil bro
you're still poopy at game
Bro got robbed
hit the sheets dude
you have no idea what your talking about
it's for the best
Hit the hay
u weird lil bro
lil?
im not at my home
don’t call me lil bro
fp is literally one of the most iconic 1s players in rl history
kaydop has won 3 rlcs finals
what is your point here
ooooh
seriously
Just go to sleep and stfu
no one cares about queueing against zen
oops
memfir tho
yes thats exactly what im saying
that's not a take or anything that's just
factual
aint nun to argue
but sweeper doesnt agree so?
if im "delusional" what does that make him?
so what? people have different opinions
you just said thats a fact
Lusional
yeah but some opinions are wrong
THANK YOU
pineapple pizza is best, fact
especially your pizza topping opinions
Yeah I still think it’s a dumb comparison
ok no not thank you
sure it's objectively correct but some people don't give a shit and just make people react because it's funny
you need to remember you're on the internet
how so
never happened
you also didn't use facts to back up your point, you just bandwagoned what i said after i had came back.
What (H) and (W) means?
have and want
have and want
Horse and whale
how
i was gonna use facts but this kid was dodging my question so i figured he was probably trolling
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I’m not trolling
I’m being 100% serious as I’m always am
these were your only actual 2 mentions of fp and kaydop
both @kind veldt and @crude lynx need to stop because this is just a stupid quarrel now, not a discussion
ah your trolling ok
real
always someone elses fault aye
both of ye cut it out now
if not?
if he actually challenged me i was gonna show him
literally the most fruitless rlcs discussion i have ever seen, jesus
move on
last word game wins you nothing
im trying but you guys keep bringing it up
I don’t watch rlcs 😤 ngl I don’t even know what or who fp is
what are you even saying now
nvm
I cannot take another ounce
What that mean
@mint mica memfir is dogshit at RL right
Kanye verse
Obviously
you down to run 1s? 
He had a verse in that song
I CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS SO LOUD 🔥
not on rn
I don’t know
yuh
I like it
got removed
Listened to the song like once and liked it
Inv me
It’s a jammer
I think so
Same
He’s Brazilian
epic is Memfir
I heard he hit a cool shot
i have a take deep inside me that i know if i release im dead in 2.3 seconds
Who is
Him
Who
Him
What is it
what would you do if I queued us in comp 2s
Who’s him
dms
@sweet delta
He’s him
i would literally block u
I’m him
noted
Say less
Hello him
You’re in fact him
🙉
Bro memfir add me on Steam
I have no idea what my steam id is and I’m not even home 👍
paulo doesnt watch rlcs
idk how to add ppl on steam tbh
Yeah I don’t
i havent' added anyone in months
You think I watch esports
he doesnt know what i was talking about
He said vatira > kux
I Watch real sports
i play real sports
Cuz it’s to know who’s gonna be the next best driver or upcoming rookies
what is it
Quad heli reset musty pogo psycho
could you repeat that please?
Na
bro just said na 💀
ok memfir is decent
bro used the wrong skull emoji
is that a double brazil i see??????????/????/
i am proper washed in all fairness
ill have to unrust
someday
Smn
BRO GOT FUCKED HOLY SHIT
@sweet delta whats ur rank
he's gc3
in casual
in cas i'd be like ssl 
There no wrong skull emoji bro
i played a top 3 1v1 player and i didnt get shit on this hard
wait
Why there so many random support
ssl is like 1861
idk
and who are you?
Him
bro with how inactive the mods are nah 💀
wow got a spam DM for the first time lol
yes
☠️
3k messages in 1 day isn't bad
yeah
I remember you
holy shit bro
When did you get support
i dont even think i have 3k messages in 1 server ever
got support a few weeks ago
Oh
who's this
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Nice
No way you don't remember
its theo
Ok
i aint remember people i've got memory loss
1v1 me
wtf
That bring back any memories?
do you have the time for this
that's for all channels
yeah i fuckin do
Ok good

That's all it took fr
Can you give me image perms
???
Memfir
wdym go outside
you sent 16k messages in a day
Common L
i can post shit if you dm it to me but i can't directly
bro that's how many messages were sent in this server today
I have a question
oh
Who still plays rocket league here
jordo I think
I mean I play it
me
most of staff don't really
Are you any better at freestyling
@blazing scroll do you still play rocket league
since i haven't seen you here i've literally left for 2 months peaked and became washed
i don't rlly fs anymore
Prox>jordoj
Why did you leave
idk if he still plays
life more important than this app sometimes
Oh fe
prox was in lobby while i was on 
i played some hoops with jordoh while i was on the other day
i tend to leave my pc on a lot since ill be spending like 10 mins on discord / rl or whatever and then have to go do shit
assuming im in the house
Oh
idk about prox or jordoh or whatever
It's always been dead
is it weird im a pro hoops (basketball) player irl but i played 4 hoop games since i started rl (i started in 2016-17 idk remember the year)
Not when I was here
Shits been dead since quarantine ended
did we 1v1 once
True tbh

Prox>>>>
Yes I remember I beat you ez
real
it aint rlly dead it's just certain hours it peaks and some people have to do shit elsewhere
Noooo
It used to be so active all day
Prox is the bestest
i guess people had more time
nah we went to ot I remember
i aint gonna have the time next year
Prox is an L
Bro no we did not ☠️
Wait
past 2 years i've been able to do whatever i wanted whenever but it's gonna be all study n boring shit
Who are you tho
wdym no we did not
Who are you though fr
You taking GCSEs?
If you don’t know me it’s a you problem
you guys weren't active at the same time
Hi Ron I see you
The what now
BRO I beat you by so much
it's the irish counter part that im doing afaik
either way acedemic shit
Average American ☠️
Oh
not gon be fun but we move
It's basically the sats @weak ledge
O
Whatever you do in America
you probably thinking of wrong person
SAT/ACT
No I remember bro
Yeah same I do an act
@lime sequoia Fren
Swear it's ez though
must've been someone else I went to ot with then
Su
SAT and ACT are waste of time
yo @sweet delta did you see my DM?
hi
I did sat
Nah it’s kinda hard imagine doing an exam while you hear gunshots and shits
caught it now, ty
I am
True

no problem
wait
oh no I was banned
I thought I got someone banned 💀
No
BUDGET APPROVED 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Don’t try and get ppl banned
Qhy
Do I get paid now 
Why
CALL ME ASPARAGUS 🗣
@onyx grotto yo is this guy your bf
hi tk
No way he replies instantly ☠️
Me and Prox homies
Oh yeh me and sweeper
Yes
I don’t trust folks w irl pics as their disc pfp’s
U pinged me when u realized I was online.
Is you who I think you are or are you different sweeper
Nah bro
I just pinged you because why not
I am the real one zawg
Uhh
Alright
You should thank me though fr
Prox whoop his ass
I said your better than Jordo at rocket league
inv me so I can spectate
Theo suffocate me with those thighs
What ? What's going on
Wrong chat
What
Dwg what the fuck why theo
Theo is like 13
??
Isn’t he 12
fr suffocate me with them thighs pls 🥺
Wouldn't be on discord then
Pr9bablt is but he is lying
Why would I lie about my age on discord
Goose
ya fucking fraud
not this again 
Dudes a fucking fraud
Literally every reason
I stumbled upon it
That would mean I was 11 when I joined this server ☠️
It would mean that
Bro @dreamy matrix ban him
lmfao
theo's like 17
And ur like 44
Didn't even know discord exists then fr
Who tf did you ping
Official discord moderator
bruh what
Discord monkey
Nuh uh
Omgod
Omgod is wild fr
19?
Why you think I'm so old bro 😭
Dawg ur built like a 25 yr old thats why
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?
27
I’m actually turning 18 in less than 2 weeks
Ok. Poker
I forget what it is
Thus is not me bro
I never said it was
It's my m8
Fair enough. Everyone implied it was you
Thats kinda weird if ur fr 💀
He's my bf
You do you gang
your bestfriend hot can I have his snap?
🙏
Zawg is getting suffocated by them thighs daily 🥵🥵🥵🫃🏽🫃🏽🫃🏽
You can have his discord
reawwy 🥺
Na

rip
that doesnt sound right
Prox
Just give it a lil wank
ayo
L
nerd below this message
hi
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Nice
ain’t no way bbc is talking
@kind veldt delete ur account fucking simp loser
🙏🙏
Bbc is crazy
Hey Im new to rocket league and I saw on youtube using a fast and furious skyline, is it possible to still purchase the skyline?
Peak
Nah
Limited time item
Yes
I saw one near me for sale at 28000 Canadian dollars
Chat
that's kinda expensive
How?
chat noir
No
28k is cheap for an r34 lol
Depends on the model
Na
No, as it's against ToS
you can wait for it to come into shop
It’s crashed
If its like a gtst and not a gtr then its steep
btw is anyone else’s game not loading?
mine's fine
Makes sense
What is the name of that cat
bro is not fun
fat happy cat
No
It’s Cit Cet
@knotty otter is higher mod than you and knows better
mine just says error while communicating with rocket league servers
Yes
fric @knotty otter
You'll get banned now
friccin friccer
Nah
AJ will ban you fr
The cheapest r34 near me for sale is a 4dr gtt for $27.8k
the cheapest r34 near me is 4k
Next state over is $23k for a 4dr auto with a neo which is ass
actually
Friction?
cheapest one nearby is $3
fric him to fric
ok mister thighs
Youre friccin saying this word so friccin much dude chill
For a hotwheel thats been left in the dirt
don't friccin tell me what to do, friccer
I’ll friccin tell you what to do ok who the fric do you think you are
ok but real theres a 2001 for 4k
sptresjf
hello
hello
are you ok?
MAN
depends on who you ask
WOMAN
hello (im a male)
go cop it
wait what
Ask your ex what you’re like she’ll say you’re a narcissist and a sociopath
Ask your mom what you’re like she’ll say that you’re selfless and you give back
bro thinks i pull bitches
You’ve got cold shoulder
ngl I started pulling bitches
Is wet paint a good decal
in rocket league
i lost my shoulder at the age of 6 
whats a core item
in Toronto Ontario yes
fr
nah fuck everyone
show a picture of the marketplace ad
i wanna see it
before i put a deposit on it
fric em to hec
bro wtf is that
Real
i need a core item but idk what a core item is

What the flip
it's the center of an apple
no in rocket elague
u just solved world hunger
uh a 2001 nissan skyline r34?
r34 from temu
Is that called core
I think so?
french keyboard moment
does anyone have a skyblue paladin
no
Where do you live?
no promo
bro was thinking he was gonna get zillions of followers from a rocket league server
there's a John wick 4? how many times they gonna kill this guy's dog?
go back to like bronze -1 or something
there is
4 times, clearly
Moving onto cats now
Gladly
and there is not a dog dying in that one
matter of fact it bites multiples people in the balls
It should not be taking me this long to find someone selling some fucking black yamanes
the dog not john wick
I dont even want them anymore
Canada
That can’t be right, V spec?
where
Ontario
they so clean holy
v-spec is crazy
them and black invaders
for only 10k
i was there 2 weeks ago
Thats not right thats why lol
I love them i wish the tire was different tho
I just want em for my fennec
Since you can only see the faces
hides that awful thread
Yee you know
🤝
is
hyello
not good
It’s always fuck memfir never how’s memfir am I right
fuck memfir
PREACH
dog needs to learn self defense fr
bit tired atm but all good
bitch owes me a carry to champ now
how bout yourself
Good to hear. Why you tired tho
you need to just
pipe down
seriously
Pretty good bouta sleep in a bit cuz I gotta go to school tmrw
pipe???
2am 
I mean it's not our fault you got pretty face
Oh got you. When are you back to school
ah i aint even in school atm
no idea bro but it's a lil bit away
i aint checkin either 💀
what now
Lmao nice tho
canada school system a W
ah next year a pain i actually gotta focus n study
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are you quebec
won't be able to be staff here, will be too inactive
yup
w
i was in cornwall for 5 days
you know icebreaker then right
2 weeks ago
dang
but i know he goes to what school
y'all live 30 min from each other
What year
idk what it'd be in brazil and my age / year ratio is all fucked up from getting held back when I was younger
~tc
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aren't you in your last year?
Yk in the us?
nah
bros actually trying before his last year
beer
i just get confused :p
same i get confused with lizard name
sophomore or whatever it is
ah bro it depends on optional years n shit
like 2 years, i think
who tf change ma name
tk it's u
Idek how sophmore junior freshman and senior work
I know freshman is like gr 9 and senior is gr 12
Freshman 9
Sophomore 10
Junior 11
Senior 12
but the rest is a mystery
ion know what grade 9 is
i got held back when i was like 5 or some shit because my ass literally could not comprehend how pencils n shit worked
i was genuinely braindead
Lmao damn
trip you use secondary and primary in ont?
So you’re like the oldest in class?
can you use a pencil now?
nah bro
probably
my handwriting ass
Left handed or right handed?
LMAO
imma b real bro i don't know any of my class well enough to know
prolly maybe, idk
im sorry to laugh memfir
Ah damn
primary school is literally freelo
Im on the younger side of my class
i don't care anymore i take the piss out of it
im getting good grades now but i know all my teachers from when I was younger was thinking i'd grow up into some idiot 
but how can you not know how a pencil work
hi on the younger side of my class
Hi how’s it going
bro thought there was some secret ingrediant you needed to get the graphite on the paper
fr
Chicken butt
I won my first outdoor bike race
I think I have issues with hand eye coordination, in general
I've never been very good with "controlling" myself, and I kinda used technology and sports to aid that, which has helped definitely, but even now I'm not able to play instruments even after loads of practice or write very legibly - I still look like I'm about 7 when I'm writing and I get complaints from teachers who can't seem to understand it's just how I am
YPOOOOOOOOOO
omgod
W
Nice dude
What did you win
How was it
19 dolla fortnite card
$50 and some ice cream
can you write Sweeper or whatever you want so we can see that handwriting
They’re tryna make you lose with the ice cream
me when I'm a gc in rl
nah man I pound ice cream bars like a mf
it's like 2 am but I can try find a piece of paper or some shit
ice cream Snickers bars are goated
Be careful dude they might get pregnant
you a legend
Don’t have that here 🥸
did you also win bragging rights?
What does "mf" mean?
milk fat
milky feets
I guess
Oh then how do u pound milk fat then?
in my mouth
Mf mf is so good
aye its alr
blood
LM AO
anyone like Freddie dredd
rapper
I do
he's got a weird sound but it slaps
yeah, if yall can read this you guys win
~witch
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wrong chat
wrong command

Good
read what
Hello, its Memfir I am writing to show how g...... my writing is.
-->mem. This is how it looks usually, sometimes better, sometimes worse
dont know what that G word is
@kind veldt @lime sequoia you both did well but yeah you guys misread the same part 
at a larger scale in essays n shit that's becomes a very common theme
im gonna see if i can get an exemption from writing so I can type instead
idk how the process goes to be completely honest but we gon find out
looks pretty good to me icl
you would already have a computer in canada
irish school system mid ash
if your handwriting is shit they give you a computer in quebec at least
do you have a IEP
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whats that
Individual education plan or somethin
yall telling me im titanium and dont have life when u guys chatting for 4 hours 
i do not
however
i prolly should?
not sure if it's a canada thing but idk
yeah i had one to have a third more time during exams
cuz i write fairly slowly
@sweet delta
I have one for my hearing loss but idk
what was that G word
they just give it out tbf
you can apply for it here
but if that consoles you @sweet delta my mom is a teacher and sometimes she asks me if i can understand some word written on the sheets on the people's exams
and ive see worse than you
idk how to write cursive
some dumbass did his 5 upside down
only know how to write my name in cursive
does tbh, thought it was just a me thing at times
nah ive seen some of the most dumb shit ever
like how can someone do their "5" the other way around
how do you learn to do it that way

Writing (: should be criminal
looked like this just 10 times worse
Who does a smiley like that
Bro must've been stressing so much on his exam
that was meant to be a 5????
sure it's not a 2?
ah heck mah
how confusing is that for a teacher
bro was stressin
btw they are 12-13 years old
thats 4 lines from something horrid
my in game name rn is ":)" and i actually saw someone with a (: in their name kinda recemt
wtf
It’s just terrible
i thought it'd be like
young kids
those people can be on discord now
wait no that makes sense
nvm
fun fact
nah shes a math teacher of secondary first
people born in 2010 can go on discord
dies of cringe
2010 is just wrong
its crazy
wanna know what sounds weirder
2004
people in 2013 are 10
that just makes sense???
am I supposed to be shocked or sum
2030

i think 2015 being 8 years ago feels weird
it just doesn't feel right, covid changed my perception of time as a whole
Holy guacamole that is bonkers
I'm not ready to be 18
????
we living in the past
Back time
someone built a time machine traveled to this time and now we have to live in the time
it's the darn government hiding it from us
How old are you
wow fuck that guy then yeeesh
THE TITANIC SANK 5 years AGO

17 in 18 days
Mars 2090
h
18 in 12 days
i think i best go to bed chat
19
ill see yall tmrw
gn lads
gn lads
alr cya
cya memmy
I don't have work tomorrow yay
you guys enjoy your birthdays, if i forget to mention it
I don't have to wake up at 5am 😭
thanks mate
thanks you also enjoy your bday
My time is 03:52
Oh nice
technically I can go for my g2 rn but I haven't had drivers ed yet
why do people wait
ill never understand why
cause idk how to drive
thats the point you learn
in drivers ed yes
do your parents own a car
we can't stop time i miss 16 years and 2018 years
yea but we don't have a whole lot of money
so I'm saving up for drivers ed and a car
you good
didnt realize it couldve been a money issue
yea court and shit
Sorryy bro
yea, all good though
