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i dont know what level i am
lvl 8
rahhh

yip 23 more to go



no fun
ö
I got grape prime and it tastes like cough medicine
yall smell fr
it’s because ur here
your smell went on us
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nah
had a shower today
holy
so not me
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng @sweet delta

one shower isnt enough for your stench
No no its because @balmy brook is here
e
I just got out of the shower
hi
@obsidian burrow
@blazing scroll
ewwww
queenT
bruh
His moves are bold
Queenjordoh
Can anyone play with me in duos I’m plat 3 div IV
Get fuhhhhhhhhhhh
no not really
Go to #looking-for-team - @upper mirage
K sorry.
No but yes

You copied me get out ima sue you
wrofo
?
this kid in vc asked if i was a ytber then immediatly left when i said no
oopsie
@late coral damm bro, you almosy have embed permissions !!
Factual
damn!!
@sweet delta you're so close to cl3, keep pushing lil bro you'll get there 💪
you're so close to ultimate aspec!!!
ping

hai bbg
duve ping 🗿
That little rat
wys
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hello bot do you want to have a deep meaningful conversation about life
nice double save tho lol
should've gone for the demo and save combo 
What a Save!
woulda gone off goal ceiling but realized they weren't there yet so i had time to play ground game
im gonna go que comp with rlg antenna
i may have absolutely 0 official affiliation with rlg but fight me says it has a buff so that validates it
meanwhile I cant even save ground dribbles that are paced at 1 mph
It wasnt me 😡
heard that being in the rlb clan combined with that antenna will make you an instant rlcs champ
it was @kind bear
Yes
good idea
wait where's the dang rl garage antenna 
yes
uhhh
is that bakkesmod only feature or
wait im assuming bakkesmod
🤔
rl garage antenna is a thing 
that sure is dedication
well this one is the old logo but whtvr I liked both logos anyway
MEOW



i need tips for a d2 with 92 hours on the game
Don’t lie to me now
just enjoy da game
It was @kind bear not me
not wrong 
😡
blud i started last week
no it was your fat pom
can i have him
No
damn
why
No
me want
my guess is he is to cute
type of cereal and way of eating
oh ok
bruh
normally, milk after
BUT
if you are eating corn flakes with slightly sweetened milk, then you go with before
because its easier to incorporate sweetener into milk
ippe respectfully HUH
and you get that crunch
true
blocked.
no
gonna go cry about it
if you put milk first there will always without fail be too much compared to cornflakes
and therefore shite soggy cornflakes
Never
shut you stinky
if you put milk first the cereal is gonna splash it everywhere
banned.
no, dude
I'm team milk after but in this particular case it just doesn't work like that
it's a whole ritual, you put milk, half a teaspoon of sugar for that lil sweet taste, then you put shit ton of corn flakes up top, and you basically get a spoon of fresh dry corn flakes with a milk yet not incorporated into them each time
its like, perfect
just try it
no
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better to just put a shitton of cornflakes and then pour the milk in
that way you won't have too much milk ruining it
how are you gonna add sugar
Nahhh

@safe silo
Milk before cereal every time
big fan
why would I add sugar tho
who adds sugar to cereal
BECAUSE ITS PERFECT WITH CORN FLAKES
Hi ippe
dats crazy
i cant remember the last time i added sugar to something
IT ALREADY HAS A SHITTON OF SUGAR
you are NA.

on this instance putting milk first is even worse than disliking lasagna
Apparently Serubi puts milk first
oh i actually ate lasagna a few days ago
He told us this morning
oh god
why do you avoid question about being from america
how was it
it was okay 
it's crucial in this conversation
I'm not from america


thats what an american would say
fax
I dont think I've ever once put sugar on cornflakes
Ngl serubi might be stalking right now
most taste fine without it
Wow they actually made painted pixel shade toppers be tradable. Way back when I could only wait for them to drop to the shop like a pleb
Lmao
they’ve been tradable for a while now
Been waiting for sky blue for 4 years
No
I expected a notification from psyonix. Extreme fail
i mean its true, putting sugar on something thats got a ton of sugar is weird
fight me is getting better with words 
Ik
I think its because he used up most of his gif and emoji powers
so he's charging them up again
Who tf puts sugar on sugar (besides pastry’s)
the uhh
a reformed man
not even pancakes?
uhh
We should try you next
what kinda pancake mix you makin
i dont
oh hell naww
what
it takes like 2 mins to make
ah fair
usually aka always
Regular pancakes or pumpkin spice?
thought you were one of those that bought premade
sometimes, because i would probably burn the house down if i tried to make some 
pancoga 🤤
we love nutella
What’s up with people who like Nutella. It’s disgusting
Excuse me guys how Can i contact an administrator please my account has Disabled for no reasons
In rlg
you can make a ticket on the website
@kind merlin
bruh
They know me xD
So i Can contact him ?
They always reply to my reports and them only
Yes
this block button aint enough i want him dead
@upper niche a ticket would probably be better
Ok thx
site admins dont check discord as much
True we should boot him
Ok thx
do it
you'll be doing us all a favor
Derya does xD
is the server as strict as official rl server
They respond in like 5 mins for me

you can do so here https://rocket-league.com/support
Fight me 
Not my fault Nutella literally tastes like something my grandma would use
no respect for your granny huh
I dont know what's worse, that or people liking pineapple on pizza
@balmy brook kiwi on pizza 
Doing a test. Currently hosting a 2v2 tournament at 6:30 ps only. The winner's get 150c each. but not sure how I can trade credits without an item? Just wanna see how it plays out.
grandmas are the best at cooking though no??
unpopular opinion: ate pineapple on pizza, not that bad, would do it again
She’s dead anyways bro. I respect her but she probably wouldn’t like Nutella anyways
speechless
the pineapple hypnotised you
Problem?
Try pineapple with ham
that's how it gained so many believers
ill try pineapples on pizza once we have barking cats
noooo

yes
Here for this occasion
whoever eats olives and enjoys them needs mental help
that and nutella hate
you're definitely destined for hell
What’s your problem?
fact
Bark
SIR
do it now
Finally got this bugger on video!
bad pizza
He has to

Nty
i didnt sign no papers
You made a deal
so you're saying nty to bad pizza?
nope
he's a changed man!!
it was sarcasm
To bad
too*
✨
What’s your address I’ll order a pineapple and deliver it
deny
order a pineapple or a pineapple pizza
or pizza on pineapple?
that's far worse than a hitman coming to your house
How bout your house instead
how about no
then I'll just send nutella over to yours

based
W
I’ll just throw it out
Give it to the stray cats
it is not that cheap
give it to me
so makes sense
mainly because I don't want 10 cavities
No
ong
Okay grandpa Jordan
ur older then me silly
yro'ue*
Lemme just get the uno reverse card
real
Would use a Gif but don’t have perms
Yes
he doesn't like nutella, I think logic has gone out the window for him
That rug rat meme
and enjoys olives
Yes bro
those are actually good
Olives is good on pizza wym
it tastes like testicles
but by themselves very
Try combination
what the hell did i come back to
YOU TRIED TESTICLES?????
bruh
OHHHHHHH HELLLLL NAWWHHHAHAHAAHAHAH
yes how did you know

I feel like when you or I come back there's always something outrageous going on

😭
well i just said olives taste like testicles
Side eye

Nothing outrageous, i find it a good statement
How often do you eat testicles?
twice a year

Tobias trying to get into the action
Hahahahahah
Testicles ain' that bad tho
see
Like i wont eat it
BRO
But
Bruh ever heard of haggis
NO
That sounds worse to me
Y’all are made for eachother
it's never gonna end bro
But like compare testicles to some other stuff man
it's like that neverending conversation with that random uncle you never thought you had
Than it ain that bad
olives
Yh ur statement was shit
Testicles
real
umm mister i think you meant their* 🤓
I want my mommy (joking bro before I call cops on you)
Since when does my English teacher have discord?
im not even a native english speaker
Since the beginning
that's a mean way to call someone fat
🗿
You called them fat I was talking about something else
Hah, I couldn't be a PE teacher, I have to take a break going downstairs and I live in a bungalow.
Nah most actually work out
No you don’t get it then don’t worry
idk what places you going to the ones i've seen defo aren't
Where do u live
my 2 current ones sure
the rest of them? no
ireland half our population is fat 
only workout they're doing is the trip to the fridge and their opening of said fridge
not literally but a lot
https://open.spotify.com/track/7rjYrnDnNaqm2UrZtYzDXi?si=1ylNs5ZKTl63PKRaqvq74Q
Give it a listen, and if you like considure it for your playlist
Yall got shit pe teachers
yep
Jordoh is Orlins boyfriend confirmed
and they preach to us about being healthy
bro said orlin
@kind meteor orlin
Yes cause Orlin loves balls
irony
guessing atleast 80% of that is beer weight
tru tru
https://i.imgur.com/iB2U0zB.png
Fennec wen no treat and no toy
oh god
Lmao
fennec in attack mode
Tobias exposed
it's him when toby feeds him nothing but pineapple pizza
why is his forehead build like ditto respectfully
his forehead built like a clash royale golem
😭
There is no bad pizza
there definitely is
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yes or no
yea
ok
LETSSS GOOOOOO
you have passed the cool test

you are cool
PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME

yes
Wait, when did I get put on there
Always have been
🤷♂️ 
Not the first time that’s happened
I wish
@blazing scroll
@safe silo Fennec stinks, you want him?
Hey guys, does anyone know the name of this decal? I attached 2 pics. I think it looks clean af with the appropriate combination https://imgur.com/a/Rgc9yqs I'd really appreciate knowing if its tradeable, too
e
yes, ill love him even if he stinks
me when i play rl on pc for 1st time
check out this absolutely pogger command
Yeah, I always see it in some videos, but dang, this one seems to be a limited one
I think its not tradeable, but hopefully it is
pog
@silent sleet you know the name of this decal?
@rare lance
fr
OK that's good because I dont think even his mother could love him atm
watcha coding bro
hey wait a second
@umbral fulcrum
Tobias is always so Zesty
thats what she said
Nice! I'm more of a full stack web and mobile dev, but getting into coding bots. I made some for telegram, and tbh, its OP the amount of stuff you can do with them and the API's such platforms provide
It would be awesome to know the name
It's world bee day
Gotta buy honey then
nice, I'm cs student at days and discord nerd at nights
look what you did to him
are you proud now Tobias?
Awesome! Keep it up! I'd recommend you to also try from time to time hop-off from your regular syllabus and experiment with frameworks and other stuff (such as you are doing now), trust me, companies love to hire students with super strong portfolios
We only hire the people with the really bad portfolios, helps level everything out
tbh i started coding quite a bit before i decided to go cs route
I used to be a civil engineering major but dropped out and started learning how to code lol
I actually started with bots when i think about it lol
lmao, nah, I'm just saying because tons of friends who finished cs applied without solid portfolios and struggled to find a job, unfortunately
When I hire people, I usually check their portfolio, then github code just to see if its clean, structured, and reusable from time to time

I rarely provide algo questions, since those won't help much develop what we work on
I like to stare them down in an interview. See who cracks first.
We are turning the general channel into a dev community
lmfao, don't do them like that 😂
thats all i know
I do a bit of web dev too
although, mainly backend if anything
I basically just don't do front end at all lol
let me actually show you a sample of the entire frontend that my last project had (Authentication tool for discord servers using linked rolls feature and discord's oauth flow)
if they clip on me, they get the job
xd
It's a joke from a barely watched British TV show called the IT crowd.
Yeah, it happens. I started with backend and then learned some front to handle some basic needs. Its a pain to test API's without properly visualizing the data. JSON files are understandable, but to certain point, you want to see the data "in action" to have a better perception of how things should look like and how to make that information "useful" for the user journey
IT Crowd s01e01 funny Jen interview
sending e-mails, receiving e-mails,
deleting e-mails...
lmfao
@tawny jay
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😳
Stinky nerd
so mean

That isn't as big as mine


I agree

@safe silo didn’t that actor play in need for speed
BAN ASPEC
thats what she said
can I get free house
@flint mauve
bleh
Guys does anyone have ncvr's???
Probably
maybe
Idk no one is respoding in the trading channel thought i should ask here
did you put the trade properly in the trade channel or was it pulled for format errors?
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trading is not allowed here, you will have to use the trade channels for trading purposes
If so then you need to hide it better

i mean not everyone is me
but if someone was, they would already know what the server was
pp server
Yea and i messeged some people but no one responds propably cuz my prices are trash but the proplem is that i have to make my prices a bit high cuz id be selling at a lost
well its not like ur prices are wrong, but many do not understand what ncvr even mean half the time
actually i would say majority of the time
they high level nubs

do you only trade on discord?
i suggest you also trade on rlg
as well

atleast people will respond, unlike on discord
What order should I learn freestyle mechanics in
reverse way round
Wdym
I did try that and i bought ad sold some stuff but its been a long time sens my last trade.
Ok
you can do this, if you feel people are not responding, set a very high price
that way theyll immediately respond
then ull get to know how many nubs are reading ur trade
I love you
Business man
Luv u 2 (:
Ok im gunna go sleep goodnight
👋🏻
Niiiiice i got a trade
Right before i went to bed
Bruuuuh he stoped responding
He messeged me said he wanted to trade then he disapeard
yeah people are always like that
Ugh man
best thing to do is like just bump the trade and then go do something until some nub sends a req to trade with you
He made me get out of bed for nothing
that's trading in a nutshell
Dammit i got excited
~tc
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
Please use this format for your trades:
[H] <item you have> [W] <item you want>
Example:
[H] Fennec [W] Credits
[H] Fennec (Sweeper) [W] Credits, Overpay
- 15 lines max for your trades.
- Commas
,, simple brackets(), and periods.are allowed. - Other special characters, fonts, empty lines, duplicate trades, or emotes are not allowed.
- Editing your trade offer after posting it is not allowed.
so wait
Bruh stop😆😆
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fr
If u mean me i didint get triggered i just got a little bit upset that i got out of bed for nothing cuz i love my bed more than everything
no it was not aimed at you. It was aimed at the person who got muted recently
Oh yea ma man got muted and then said the N word 5 secs later
you have every right to be upset. Trading is boring when you have less people to trade with.
i just divert my attention until a trade comes
that way you wont feel the burn of having to wait
Yea i gota do that more
and if you have like ultimate, you don't even have to bother manually bumping each trade soo that new people see your trade first
it just auto bumps it
thats also why people buy premium
the perks are really worth it
reduces the waiting time etc
plus that 50+ tradeposts option whew
thats lit ngl
Yea its nice but if i wanted to pay extra i wouldnt pay it on rlg i would pay it on the game it self so i can get better items so i can sell more items ect
Anyway if ull excuse me im gunna go get some sneez
yeah prem on rlg 
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Ren I heard you got a foot fetish
Is it bc I left
No no pretty sure it’s ren
should i get gtr or skyline
who are you bro 💀
Shhhhh
get the hellcat
I’m in disguise
ya boi jess is crazy
wait what hitbox does it have
Dominus
ight
It just sounds cool

(Uno reverse on your potato topper)

if I won a prize here a while ago can i still redeem
FIGHT ME 
like the 4th
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prolly a scam tbh
send a screenshot
help guys
i got banned from online play for a month its my first time getting banned
how do i get unbanned without waiting
You can’t, you have to wait 
Hit diamond 2 div 2 while helping my buddy rank up to champ
Me and him a godly duo
even appealing
wont do anything
its kinda bs how i get banned for 30 days for swearing
its my first time gettingh banned too
Hello everyone ngl I'm baso new to the game just looking to see if anyone can throw me any freebies ik it sounds greedy but I genuinely wanna learn and actually play the game but the starter car isnt for me if I'm honest and it's not making me feel any better if I'm honest and tbh anything will help
Cheers
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I just got a tw octane is that any good??
Whopper whopper whopper whopper
junior Double triple whopper
fuck no
Whatever you you can mix n match
ATTTTTTTT BK have if your way
YOU RULE
guys is there any plugin can show me how much cost the item is ?
#trading-prices-pc #trading-prices-psn #trading-prices-xbox #trading-prices-switch
i saw some one had a mod can show him the prices
ty
You mean bakkesmod?
ty
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i have asked on fucking 5 servers to play diamond 2s and no one is fucking responding
and i am not asking here because no one responds on here either
Rank?
PENIS
WTF
Diamond but I was complaining not trying to find some one

You will never know what I meant
Ayo moment
He meant to say penicillin
Yeah why
I'm rich af too

ppcillin
Wanna buy creds
hi rich af too
Huh
🧌
Hi noobs 
I wouldn't trust "beluga69" to do cash trades
👋

Hello RLG
how was that looking for team?
how was that general
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yeah, jokic is gonna be a problem tho 
I mean so are you but that’s another problem
boys i did it i finally got buffy sugo goal explosion
Noice ding dong
🧌
Buy 150cr below Min for some ez 2 sell items
And when a bundle comes out everyone loves ask for overpays for your credits cause people will want that
Posting
ALOT
Filter for under 150 posts or post that u only want to buy for 150
Like Tw fennec, Tw zomba (examples)
A lot of people LOVE painted octanes so go for those more
Just not burnt sienna cause it’s doo doo
Unless you see someone overpay for that poop
BRO SOMEONE GAVE ME A FREE INTRUDIOM BLACK MARKET DECAL
i overpaid for the buffy-sugo a bit and we started talking and he gave me it for free
this is actually a epic gaming moment
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that’s like $1.00 if that
that’s like you finding a $1 bill on the floor
dont care free black market decal
bruh
sis
it’s like getting $1 back in tax returns
you get money back in tax returns? 🤯
spend on next years taxes
that’s why i said if that.
💀
infinite money glitch
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@split meadow look its @kind bear not me 😡
no that's clearly @little widget posing as @blazing scroll
The object next to you is a weapon for WW3, how screwed are you ?
a steelseries keyboard. Literally couldn't be better
Does anyone know the lil sheep guy that posts on the website, I feel like it's a trading bot
tabasco
I’ll be right
ur moms next to me. bring on the war
I FOUND NISSAN GTR OUTSIDE
Okay
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hi
Nooooooo my account is banned for ever 😭😭😭😭😭thanks @kind merlin
Gm
Hi Ciod

what's up Diko
doiK
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anyone knows how to get grand champion title 🤔
Get to
and get all the wins
thx

bhai hum tekken me khush hai
hello brother Kiod
sika dekar khelne me maza alag hai
fr

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No
send him the money
Stuck at the airport yet need amazon gift cards to buy tickets on amazon
Aaaand saved
Pipe bomb
They are yummy
Agreed
Lol
No, it taste more like a bomb pop

Sir that pig isn't real
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