#general
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ok cool
imainge
I'm not young, you're just old
51?
Like 2 years
Maybe 3
Idk
I'm older than the sun technically
Crazy to think about
kenzie how common is it for windows drivers to fail and cause a crash
Yep, water Is older
like once per 3 months
I would know, since yknow, I'm water.....
ok
not necessarily
By looking at the water on protostar V883 Orion, a mere 1,305 light-years from Earth, scientists found a "probable link" between the water in the interstellar medium and the water in our solar system. That likely means our water is billions of years older than the sun.
@upper niche @thin dock
im almost
Can confirm
in around 4 months
Well I'm 16 with the brain of a 6 year old
I miss being in 7th grade
NO
I meant first grade
to be in fucking hell
There's no point in stressing lmao
There's not
It just creates more pressure on makes it harder to concentrate on studying
Imagine stressing like a single mom with medical debt over an exam and then you still end up failing
That sucks
For some people maybe
Yeah no I genuinely cba
I still study
But I don't care what the result is
If I pass, great Ig
If I fail? Doesn't really matter that much either
I'm not gonna be in my 60s struggling to sleep coz I failed one exam that I know I studied hard for
If you don't study and you fail then you're a fucking dumbass
I genuinely thought you were like 27 lol
None
Of
TW Mainframe for 2500CR was great investment
~tc
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tc?
Damn, feels like forever since I've used that
Just read the message from the bot
alr chill out u don die
Try one of those channels, you'll have better luck
It's for u lmao
You're not finding trades in general
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I have no favorites
@blissful gust u still want the blueprints?
yeah sure
nice i'll add u so we can DM
you have me
@little widget is competing in a hot dog challenge, if she finishes 25 glizzies she the champion
Rush B

moi hot dogs

hmm
Glizzy gobbler
No
i dont think so
the crimson hexphase?
yes

it says
you'd stuggle to sell it for 100
if im not mistaken u have to have a bazillion years to get that amount for crimson hexphase
actually fuck that you'll struggle to sell it in general
well too late xd
does anyone have any idea where I can try to trade a Steam Gift Copy of Rocket League for CS:GO skins?
definitely NOT in this server
not allowed
yeah I saw the rules for this server
just wondering if anyone knew other places or big name traders or something
it's not allowed by rl
What do you mean? I have a tradeable Steam copy, like I could literally send someone a trade offer of my Steam copy for a CS:GO skin using Steam's interface
You might wanna go back to sleep
if his dream is gc then shouldn't he wake up?
guys what is you win rate? mine is 69,7%
30.6% but im better than alot of players in the game
im actually better than you too
what is your rank?
Fr
Average gold player
Hi guys dont mute my i have a question where can i fix a trade?
It’s [H] and [W]
Cool
Ty
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Epic ID
REAL
@tepid magnetis a scammer
be carefull he puts credits and after he remove them and press ready.
lmao
i do not record rocket league so i do not have any proof
but i just wanted to say to everyone to be carefull
you're not allowed tho
~witch
Please don't witch hunt users! If they have attempted to scam you or someone else, please go to #r-sc to report them. Don't forget to gather evidence/proof! For all other reports, please contact a staff member via DMs.
Witch hunting is the act of publicly targeting someone for alleged wrongdoing and actively encourages mob mentality. Without proof, you may be condemning an innocent person to public ridicule or a harassment brigade, and as such, this act is against our rules.
ok good to know
İ have rl garage but did i need to give my epic password?
~witch
Please don't witch hunt users! If they have attempted to scam you or someone else, please go to #r-sc to report them. Don't forget to gather evidence/proof! For all other reports, please contact a staff member via DMs.
Witch hunting is the act of publicly targeting someone for alleged wrongdoing and actively encourages mob mentality. Without proof, you may be condemning an innocent person to public ridicule or a harassment brigade, and as such, this act is against our rules.
wheres report button for SMURFS
😱
In #r-sc
go into your friends list n all that
recent players tab
smurf's account
report user
User in this discord
needs to be reported
Admitting to Smurfing will not be tolerated
You know how to get Dev ID right?
yes
What do I do if my account got hacked and I lost all my credits and items?
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Pray until it come back
Bro. I'm devastated
Ok sry
What do I do though?
yo
Anyone with the link for official rocketleague discord server?
scroll to bottom of server list and explore public servers
search rocket league
ew
nahhhhhh i just won those black veloces but it wont let me claim
that's a scam
change all of your details
assuming you put any in
nah
if you want to lose all of your stuff, that's fine with me
rlg don't do giveaways in their dms
the details i put in went to my old fortnite epic games anyway xd
change them anywy
anywhere that password is can be used then
it was qaise123
can you turn off where it puts dms in message request and people can just dm you
how many credits do you guys think is the perfecr inventory
One million
Exactly
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guys how do I sync my epic games to rocket league trading?
can i trust this link or someone help
No i dont
I have my account, it's just my items and 3700 credits are gone...
By a link
Yeah i did
Anyone knows musty preset
This gets posted every so often…. Why do people never read it
Yeah
because too long

you gotta tl;dr them
@safe silo
coz people are used to bot messages, and hence they immediately ignore it
I read it but the link looked legit, idk honestly
this should be illegal to be this cute
IPPE
:p
the real link is rocket-league,com
omg
giveaways are not done on Discord

It was a friend request link
dm / message request
same thing
Please don’t click any links or scan any QR codes in DM’s
Is there any way for me to get my credits back?
Contact epic support and see what they say
@weak ledge why u delete my picture
i think adding more stuff to it, will just make people ignore it even more. Best is to use a new command everytime someone says giveaway which triggers one Bot to say " Hello from Common Sense Central, Giveaways are not done over Discord incase you may not know... and incase you do, Oh well Blame Kevin"
Photoshopped
Nerd
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Yeah, i know you get some drops but those are useless
i’m tk’s favourite e


Yeah the credits
I don’t have favorites
Edited
no
I don’t have favorites
epic support doesn't give you back your credits. you are given drops etc. I wouldn't know whether the items you get from those drops are locked/untradable or not.
liar
Yes
hey guys, anyone know why the tournament schedule doesnt work on the site?
Why can't they give back credits?
no clue actually. Something must have happened in the past that caused them to not refund credits.
Man that sucks
oops i cant embed but yeah
devin booker over or under 5 rebounds against nuggets

Hmmm
Maybe under
good
patreon
Donator
I’ve never made a trade :(.
Lucky
Why
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Why
Why my message in #trading-switch is always delete ?
Because you aren't following the format, the bot will DM you with the issue.
I've just detected an issue with your trade and had to remove it!
REASON:
Invalid Trade Format
Use this format:
[H] Item you have [W] Item you want
Example: [H] Pink Fennec (Sweeper) [W] 1.8K Credits
- You have to use brackets
[]and spaces for [H] Item and [W] Item. - Each line must be under 80 characters. (This line is 79 characters long)
- You can use simple brackets
(), apostrophe', commas,and periods.within the trade. - Special characters like
/ # + :, emotes, empty linebreaks and special fonts 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 do not work!
[As a Patreon/RLG Website Subscription User or RLG Discord Nitro Booster, you can make your trades stand out with the **bold** format]```
Here is a copy of your trade __and below__ the line that was rejected:
```[H] credits
[W] overgrowth orange
[W] leafstream```
```diff
-> [W] leafstream```
Where is the problem here ?
I Just writen leafstream
Haves and wants need to be on the same line
i got 420 cr with only 3 golden toolkits is that good? I selled for 140 each of them
why is the item shop always so mid 😭
Ohhh okay, sorry
So that's :
[H] credits [W] overgrowth orange
[H] credits [W] leafstream
Is good ?
No
Why ?
Because bad
But what is bad ?
Yes
That's true to the black and the gold octane has leak in the Shop ?
bro got the whole environment laughing
Where is that rumor from? Shop items are selected by Psyonix, there is nothing in the game data that would say which items will be in the shop in the future
👍
Probaly some yt fishing for views
Just ya avg click baiter
Also, didn't we have a black one for sale already?
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gn lads
You are not funny, and be serious, please
I have hear this in the RLFR serv
fr
rlg >>>>>>
Rocket league France
I thought your ass was sleeping
rocket league frozen roosters
What's up with your profile pic?
sorry i need u to tuck me in
Rocket League For Rackouns
Okay so we don't know if colored octane we will back kn the shop
nah
YES
no idea if colored octane we will back kn the shop
I'm not tryna get rabies
Only 7 people have ever survived rabies
It's a music group
676 upside down triforce?
667
me and @thin dock have been tested everything came back positive except rabies
@balmy dome
you’re pregnant?
So you've got aids?
thats whag it said
fr
And herpes?
yes and yes
wait no
bro really said 🫃
And ebola?
i dont have herpes
Man tf àre yall raccoons doing
i dont wanna know

Alr gn
we got tested remember
Oh wait one more thing
yes
thats what i said
@little widget
e erything came back positive except herpes
fr
ye
get better at life
I don't even think @floral notch knows
what

Get better at practicing safety and hygiene
okay
@dull lichen
ure alive?damn
saving the dust for later? nice
that’s not dust sir
I wish it was dust
OH SHI I JUST LOOKED AT IT PROPERLY
@dull lichen
smell ure finger now
You said you were gonna clean it
@dull lichen
that was before clean
okay guys ive got a question
@balmy dome this is it now
you've also got herpes
if you eat ure own... or someone eats ure ... is that eating children??
Massive W
Eats what?
also kb
what was on his mouse
tes
sweat that didn’t evaporate
yes
💀
what he said
very very white sweat
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It's just dry skin cells
no.
Honestly tho, I wouldn't be surprised
It can't be sweat
it is
so is it?
see how every part my finger is actually resting isn’t dirty?
@balmy dome
🤓🤓🤓
nah just pointing out you doing a ban speedrun
that’s because the sweat under my finger is exposed to the heat of my finger unlike the sweat that goes down the mouse away from the heat and then it dries instead of evaporating
Wow you're funny and orignal

ChatGPT could do better
w'o'a
blouse

Probably not
It wasn't a shit ping
I didn't realize it said vita till you said this
Hi
Mat-threw your grandma off the plane
Wut?
I refuse to elaborate
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Gm chat
Oh phynn
My time
Uhh
It’s called time zones my friend :)
My bee needs to go for a walk
…
Australia?

No
Your acting wierd 
Who
Who is
U
Who
Who
Bro XD
U
.
.
Have u seen the compilations of those?
.
nvm
That trial was funny af
the trial was like one big saga
you avoided my state

Worst part is that once again there isn't really any good guy in the story
Johnny isn't exactly an angel, but amber is a pos
what happened to amber after all that
ngl comparing him to others in his shoes, he is like an angel holy sheet
And I know she was in aquamarine I think

Aquaman
Yes

Give me a break, it was autocorrect
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrid of them right now
You forgot the fedora
Who's the peasant 😂
@cinder socket
Gotta wait for a good ban speedrunner to show up to use it again
Ok bye
oh you didnt watch the entire trial?
Good reference
ngl you gotta watch it, or atleast binge watch through it coz it was simply terrific

They literally did more harm harm good
if i have to give a brief summary, if johnny was actually violent even by a really small portion of margins, amber would have won even if here lawyers were crappy
Ye
johnny really was like bruhhhhh an angel of angels like ho lee sheet
amber literally had no case at all


whats stuffy's current rank? ngl stuffy will eventually get embeds once he reaches lvl 30


Was waiting for that
use the trading channels for trading purposes
yea but i cant trade credits till tomorow
Sound logic
are you planning to trade while your credits are locked?
okay cool. You still have to use the trading channels for trading though. Trading is not permitted in this channel

ok sorry
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wsg gang
yes
Colin ayyy
Yooo fred
Yooo
Yooo
Gerade Krise mit Mädchen
Oh no
Läuft gerade ganz komisch
Your girlfriend or a friend?
Yes
What kind of direct questions are we talking about?
Btw i know noting about relationships so never ask me for advice 😎
Who in the heavens would answer such a question
thats like burning down your own house
oh well
My interest is going down
so she either doesnt want you to know or its you and shes playing hard to get
Is what i would assume
But as i said, im a noob regarding that stuff
welp done rl for the season
Where ssl
I do not know anything either
unfortunate :/
think ill focus on gc2 first lol
good idea
1500 rr?
then 1600 ill probably survive#
m m r
same thing
valorant
„rank rating“
probably shoulda put 2 n 2 together 
then you’d get 2n2
Perfectly balanced
nice.
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oh thats nice
never qu an extra mode ever again btw
Balls
wait what's your 1s rank 
I’ve been tryna learn flip resets for a week now still can’t get them 🤡
how do i start trading? i have items and have experience trading but my account won't let me trade??
What are you height and distance camera settings?
Go to settings and go to interface. At the bottom make sure it is checked
360
180
u gotta buy 5 euro worth of credits to unlock it if u didnt buy the game
Lowering them might help. Apparently freestylers like low camera settings. Also it comes with hours. Learning anything happens in our own time, you’ll get there, trust ;)
Wait not you
as if camera settings will help you with flip resets 
just play with what u want
I use drxz cam settings dno if I said his name right but his
@upper niche what do u use
I’ll have to get back to you on my other ones but I know my distance is 310 and height is 110
I can’t garuntee camera settings will be the main reason it just helps
I’m literally ass at freestyle like I know how to do all the stuff but I just can’t do it like breezy flicks and mustys like I know how to perform one I just can’t set one up
Yeah, perfecting setups are key
Air roll left
I learned air dribbling before I learned basic ground dribbling smh
They’re two very different things
Yeah ik I’m diamond one and I can’t ground dribble to save my life probs the reason I can get much good set ups to do mustys etc but that’s why I’m tryna learn flip resets Bcos I can air dribble very good just need flip resets and I’m fine
In the lower ranks you do not need mechanics to rank up, trust me on that
I made c1 with in consistent aerials
I’m c2 and learning flip resets and air dribbles and double taps
Yeah your right but I dno I just want to be the best in the lobby I like being flashy
I only started playing this a month ago
I’ve learned both they where probs my first mechanic
Keeping my gameplay simple has helped me to be more focused on the field and helped me to be a better tm8
I ain’t got any good teammates I just solo que probs the reason I’m hard stuck diamond rn
i solo q'd my way to c2 :/
I do train everyday for Atleast 2 hours so il recon I can get champ before the end of the season
@upper niche how long did that take u
i got c2 like 2 days ago ill check my hours rq
661 hours
it says my play time is 27 days and 13 hours
i assume i did the math correctly
My play time is 3 days and 20 hours
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So 92 hours
and you're diamond 1?
FOV 110, Distance 310, Height 110, Angle -4, Stiffness 0.55, Swivel Speed 6.50, Transition Speed 1.50
Invert swivel on and camera shake off (obviously)
Hi
Someone got splash?
Me
Splash against my saffron moonson?
Dm me, this isn't the place for trading
Alr
im tryna sell my astro csx set for 660 under min dm me if interested
ik but i aint waiting 10 min
Then to bad
Factual
You need help fr dude
arent you the one moderating a rocket league trading server w your boyfriend matthew

why does everyone have the same shitty cat pfp
💀
It’s cat gang dude don’t mess with us
Me back
What happened?
There not shitty -_-
Indeed
That makes sense
But you don't have to hate on it just because you don't like it 💀
Yes bro there’s like 40 of us 
make sure to zip up eachothers zippers when done
Tf?
@upper niche I’m getting them pretty good now I found out what was the problem
Hm?
You good?
@upper niche I was holding rt while I break so I couldn’t get separation
And he's gone
is rt your acceleration?
Yes
hm, i might need to try that
Who?
Bente
the bente guy
Ikr
So I wasn’t getting any pause before I went up to get the reset so i kept rushing it basically
Cat gang on top HI JORDOAHHH
oh you meant like on the wall?
how did you know i was lurking
Jordo

You always lurk when I’m around
proof
Lmao
J O rd OOO h
^
oh shit

this better
Idk why I still see him in the server then
My mom's not in there tho
Must be my internet
What?
he didnt leave the server
the cat gang is strong together
You don't have one
True
Indeed
ik :(
almost got banned from rlg app
How???
I saw you typing but it was the wrong e

shuddup
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ok yes m- uh yes sir?
So if I'm new to his discord server can I just offer up a black market item?
Wut?
For trades
Wdym
Go to the trading channel
~tc
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
Yeah that
Alr
theres no requirements to trade in the channels
Ty phynn
:)
Thanks
Jordoh I’m hungry how much are your doughnuts 
you want my jordoughnuts? 
Jornuts
jordos nuts
JORNUT
ok and
Lmao
what about em 🔥
What about what
Oh sorry
It's e about me
btw, get real wit yo pfps
the bot will delete it
can someone with bakkesmod help me out real quick
Are you the bot 🤡
no
?
That's why I said this
Our pfps are DWIPPY
yo
ITS HIM
huh
?
Who
Who
this guy really said dwippy
Oh e

There about me is still ____
Spooky
woah
Lol
outsmarted the system
O_O
fire hydrant
You
Dw I deleted it jordy boo
Jordy boo 🤨
oh
@tribal mason are you a him or a her
👌🏼
Same 
Hell yeah
🫡
💀
☠️

You know what else is dwippy
Your

I’ll give you my cream
Pause
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Ya know, coffee creamer
HAHAHAHAHA
I got the toffee flavor

naw

how the hell do you get get the same cat profile
Y you want one
Should I tell them
i want one
@floral notch
if you truly want to have the cat pfp the cat god will deliver
I already told you phynn
Yessir
wat
??
ok what did ijust say
i am goldfish. please re enter
is kenzie asleep
idk ask kenzie
how do i get it
@floral notch you asleep?
i am aware
Dm her
just asking first if shes ok with making me one
G
Why is everyone saying she and her
Kenzie
@floral notch
everyone calling kenzie a her 
Not me tho
It's not on purpose
What
damn it matt
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What
Mhm
Bro
Yes
- . _ - .
It’s so addictive tho
Kenzie sounds like a girl name so when we think of Kenzie we think GIRL
No I just say she to much

Lmao
Girl
No like
Yes
Kenzie is a girls name
Lmao
prolly a unisex name
So why is it a he
Also jordooh how did you know I said boo b
Kenzie in origin is scottish where it was defined as a boys name
No
us is gender neutral as it must be in us
He needs to change his name to Ken fr
fight scotland over it idc
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Either Ken or Kenneth
😂
what is this chat
Doughnut chat
Idk what he sounds like so 
the one chat u know and love :)
i hate this chat wym
ÖFMG SUGFUEFEO7UIFGUVJSEGHBVUJEUJUJUJÖSDNCVFHBSUGFSUÖJNDCBJSGVGBVHUJDCJK
then.
?
leave? idk
He's a mod 💀
Preach







