general

[floral notch]

no

[stoic swallow]

[jagged tapir]

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

[proud forge]

Bro you need the comedy rank

[jagged tapir]

Or a Clown role

[little widget]

[proud forge]

Drunk man won't rise on the 3rd day

Trust me

Drunk man = no rise

[jagged tapir]

[proud forge]

Jesus = I get up

[little widget]

[proud forge]

Kurtle Jumpscare

[proud forge]

Dharr man got nothing to do with rlg

But ok

[little widget]

i heard there was some case going against him or maybe its not a case

[proud forge]

[jagged tapir]

Your face reveal

[proud forge]

Becca jumpscare

[civic crane]

Should I invest in a black endo or do you guys think the price will drop cause it’s been skyrocketing

[proud forge]

Idk

The price rise will Endo one day

[little widget]

whys a black endo sky rocketing

[proud forge]

Think it's a discontinued car

[little widget]

i didnt know it existed until now

[jagged tapir]

[proud forge]

It looked too much close to the normal one, so they discontinued it

[sweet delta]

[proud forge]

I'm smort

[little widget]

why not just discontinue rl onli

[jagged tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-smart-gif-25791466

[little widget]

[sweet delta]

quite literally 🔥

[silver pendant]

im in a class, 80 year old sub and i dont like his music choice

sorry mod

s

[little widget]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[silver pendant]

sorry

[little widget]

[silver pendant]

bro is like 6'5 tho

[little widget]

wait a sec how do u know his music choice

[silver pendant]

he is playinh music

[little widget]

i see see u spy spy good good

[proud forge]

What music

[little widget]

[silver pendant]

piano relaxing music

boring

[proud forge]

🎹

🎵

☺️

Piano music relax

I need help

[silver pendant]

fr

like i cant wait for this class to end

[proud forge]

Sutfshark vpn

it changes the fabric of time

[dull lichen]

Yoo

[silver pendant]

yoooo

[dull lichen]

Wys

[jagged tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/muppets-muppet-show-chicken-chickens-piano-gif-23411357

[silver pendant]

wys?

whats that again? havnt heard that in a while

[jagged tapir]

What you saying my guess

[silver pendant]

ohhhh

maybe

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links or scan any QR codes in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[knotty otter]

damn https://i.imgur.com/eqqoDru.png

@sweet delta

[thin dock]

gib

[sweet delta]

man wtf

i was just using that on bakkesmod

[knotty otter]

its from FT drops

[knotty otter]

1k

[sweet delta]

i got grey stratum and rivals

doing unirocketeers rn

[knotty otter]

thats should pay the price for my bundle

[proud forge]

same

[knotty otter]

https://i.imgur.com/4TZfrQ1.png

[sweet delta]

I didn't do any last night

so im on drop 1

L but idrc

[proud forge]

I did ft and half the first one

[sweet delta]

gonna go outside and chill in the sun and let this do it's own thing

[knotty otter]

do it in MC

ez

[sweet delta]

🗿

nah it's ireland im getting my 5 minutes of a sun a day

[proud forge]

I haven't got the one I redeemed half an hour ago

I reset my game already too

[sweet delta]

setting an alarm for an hour 30 to check on this

adios

[proud forge]

Adios

[floral notch]

i gave up on rlcs drops after getting the 2021-22 decal 3 times in a row

pain.

[proud forge]

I got the banner 4 in a row

Pissed me right off

And I still haven't got anything good

[floral notch]

atleast it’s decent

[proud forge]

ANOTHER FUCKIN CROWN

Not painted

Best thing I got was a cobalt dune racer

[thin dock]

same

and grey helios

[sweet delta]

I got TW dune from em

proably gonna keep

[sleek wedge]

my honest reaction

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links or scan any QR codes in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[knotty otter]

gold bird in shop

[proud forge]

I bought

Because I'm weird

[knotty otter]

I already had it from when it previously in shop

[proud forge]

epic - psyonix - psyonix/epic

Why you beggine

[knotty otter]

I have something

[proud forge]

Ooh

[knotty otter]

a free warn

enjoy

[proud forge]

[lucid cove]

best topped in the game

golden pidgeon is the better alpha cap change my mind

[proud forge]

gold pigeon is alpha cap

[balmy brook]

gold pigeon should be worth 200k 💯

[sweet delta]

jus why

me

[balmy brook]

I already have it

[jagged tapir]

Same

[marsh glacier]

hello

is there anyone who can help me with an app problem?

[jagged tapir]

#1019868360642666536

[lucid cove]

omgomgmg

joe biden

[sweet delta]

boe jiden is in ireland atm

crazy info ik

[lucid cove]

woah

those guys are all like

9

in that vc

[sweet delta]

oh no

💀

[lucid cove]

😂

are yall even old enough for discord

[balmy brook]

probably not even old enough to walk tbh

[jagged tapir]

Main reason I avoid vc

[sweet delta]

where boe jiden

[lucid cove]

now i understand 😭

[jagged tapir]

Top one

[sweet delta]

lies that's a fuck

DUCKJ

FUCK

💀

[lucid cove]

man i love ducks

such a beautiful animal

[balmy brook]

atleast there aren't one of those with a depressed bart pfp

[sweet delta]

oml lmfao

[lucid cove]

ew

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-nonce-im-gonna-lose-ma-job-gif-15248471

[lucid cove]

james charles is racist

no way

are you done

[balmy brook]

is there any -ist that man isn't these days

[lucid cove]

this kid is a shame for the e's

someone ban it

[balmy brook]

fr

get back into staff

[lucid cove]

i should and then get promoted to mod only to remove it

and then resign again

[balmy brook]

ong

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links or scan any QR codes in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[lucid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

🤓

[proud forge]

[balmy brook]

you can apply for this new position that just came in tho

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ban-pubg-lite-banned-rainbow-gif-16212382

[proud forge]

Ask 69 Pixels

[lucid cove]

your mum

💀

[proud forge]

[lucid cove]

bro called himself dumb 💀

HAHAAHAH

[proud forge]

Your name still in the way

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[proud forge]

Now the reply calling him dumb

[thin dock]

SABITZER with the 2 goals

[lucid cove]

what

[balmy brook]

bro is the type of person to grenade himself in gta

[lucid cove]

fr tho

[proud forge]

I have a genuine question

[lucid cove]

whats up

[proud forge]

How do you unlock reaction privledges

[lucid cove]

content level 2 (mee6 level 30)or staff

or ultimate or nitro boost

[proud forge]

Oh

Whats cheaper

[lucid cove]

content level 2

you only need to be active for it

[proud forge]

I'm halfway there ig

[lucid cove]

im almost there

only 2 more levels or so

[proud forge]

[lucid cove]

3

dont even need it tho 😎

[proud forge]

~contentlevel

[trail trout]

Content Level One - MEE6 Level 5
-Grants Picture/Embed Perms in Car Designs
-Grants Picture/Embed Perms in Best Plays

Content Level Two - MEE6 Level 30
-Grants Picture/Embed Perms in all channels with some exceptions; trading channels, looking for team, verify user, report user and music commands.

Content Level Three - MEE6 Level 50
-Grants Insert New Permission here that you'll inevitably figure out once you get the role. :P

Every minute that you're messaging, you randomly gain between 15 and 25 XP.
To avoid spamming, earning XP is limited to once a minute per user.
To check your level, head over to #level-check and type !rank

[proud forge]

And still points at your name

[jagged tapir]

What’s the xp limit

[lucid cove]

you mean the max level you can get?

[proud forge]

lvl 69

[chrome bay]

hey guys

[jagged tapir]

I mean in a minute

[proud forge]

?

[chrome bay]

me

[jagged tapir]

You just now

[lucid cove]

@jagged tapir only 935 billion years

[proud forge]

Bad duck

[chrome bay]

wassup bby girl

jk

but wassup

penis?

[jagged tapir]

⬆️

[proud forge]

wheres the chinese takeaway

They gonna have some duck to cook

[chrome bay]

does anyone wanna play penis in vc? the game is someone gotta shout penis and the others gotta shout it louder

[jagged tapir]

Extra crispy

[lucid cove]

make it spicy tho

[proud forge]

Trueee

[lucid cove]

fuck now im hungry

[chrome bay]

`FUCK

[proud forge]

Whoever tried the sainsburys Spicy Chicken Pasta is a fucking wuss. Not spicy at all

[chrome bay]

@upper niche

[jagged tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/yum-food-wow-gif-26394897

[lucid cove]

ive been to sainsburys like once i thought it was a british supermarket

[proud forge]

Are you a year 8

[chrome bay]

why

[proud forge]

The meal deal still £3.50

[jagged tapir]

It is

[proud forge]

For now

[lucid cove]

they had some good shit ngl

[proud forge]

It is a british supermarket

[proud forge]

Yes

[chrome bay]

why bro ask

[proud forge]

That is what I said

[lucid cove]

i did prefer m&s tho, but those guys only had shitty crisps

[proud forge]

Same mentality

[jagged tapir]

Should we ping blast?

[chrome bay]

YES

[lucid cove]

what for?

[proud forge]

Next time im in my local one do I just vlog it bc fuck it

[lucid cove]

aight

[proud forge]

See if they have prime again lmao

[jagged tapir]

@unkempt gate

[lucid cove]

i thought prime was american

[chrome bay]

gn

[jagged tapir]

Gn

[proud forge]

Easier to find in America. It's fucking gold in the UK

[lucid cove]

bruh

we dont even have it in germany

[proud forge]

You either go without or sell a limb to have some

[chrome bay]

imma hop my sexy ass offline so bye everyone

[lucid cove]

thank you

[proud forge]

dream on

[chrome bay]

cya

[chrome bay]

💀

[proud forge]

I get some to you 20 euro shipping

[lucid cove]

sounds about right

where are you from?

ireland?

[proud forge]

Uk

England

It's £17

[lucid cove]

why you talking in € then

pounds are to much cooler man

[proud forge]

But cheaper

[lucid cove]

what

the pound is worth more than the euro

[proud forge]

1 Euro = 0.88 GBP

[lucid cove]

yeah

see

[proud forge]

Oh yeah

[knotty otter]

tell that to the americans they got alot of pounds in them

[proud forge]

I'm dumb as fuck

[lucid cove]

yeah they are obese as shit

arent you american aj

😂

[proud forge]

Prime is like £10-£12 a bottle in the UK

I shit you not

[lucid cove]

what the jesus

[proud forge]

Well

Resale

[lucid cove]

are you sillious right meow?

[silver pendant]

hi

[proud forge]

If you are lucky enough to find it in a supermarket (which I did) then it's £2

Which is still expensive af

For a literal DRINK

[lucid cove]

you can sell them on the black market for 6 times of that

😂

[silver pendant]

what drink

[lucid cove]

prime

[proud forge]

Guess

[silver pendant]

oh

yeah

its meh

[proud forge]

That's why I kept the bottle

[lucid cove]

are you from obesity land? (murica)

[lucid cove]

smart

[proud forge]

And my switch online gift card

Also from sainsgogs

[lucid cove]

never heard of either of those in my entire life

[silver pendant]

is like $4 in america

its

[lucid cove]

what the fuck

[proud forge]

Bro

[silver pendant]

$3 sorrt

sorry

[lucid cove]

who spends that much money on a 0.4 l bottle of flavoured water 😭

[proud forge]

At least you got no limit on it. My shop was 3 per person

[lucid cove]

does it sell that well?

[silver pendant]

i buy tea for $1.60

[silver pendant]

yepppppppppp

[proud forge]

Hold up

Ima need a cl2 person

[lucid cove]

cl2?

[proud forge]

content level 2

To post a pic

[willow prairie]

ok guys

track meet

[proud forge]

Can you post a pic for me?

[lucid cove]

sure

[proud forge]

Kk

Lemme sen

[silver pendant]

hi

oos

[proud forge]

oo

[silver pendant]

sorry

[lucid cove]

jesus christ

[silver pendant]

like 1/4 screen discord rn

mb

[proud forge]

How tf tea more expensive in the Uk than the US

We meant to be the tea guzzlers

[lucid cove]

teddley tea is the best, why dont you drink that

[silver pendant]

im talking about like brisk tea not real tea

[proud forge]

Because it's four fucking pounds

For the same amount

[lucid cove]

oh well

[proud forge]

And its on offer

[lucid cove]

still good tea

[proud forge]

Down 50p 🙂

[mortal swan]

Omg

Colin is streaming :O

[lucid cove]

anyone wanna watch me play hk item rando

[mortal swan]

BROOO

@lucid cove

SORRY BTOHER

I CANT TALK

my mom is asleep

[silver pendant]

totally would if i could

[proud forge]

Bro I searched up 'Prime' on the sainsburys website

[mortal swan]

W

[proud forge]

First thing to come up was Lager

Eh, It's britain afterall

[silver pendant]

prime was overhyped

[proud forge]

Is*

[silver pendant]

yes

true

[balmy brook]

most the flavors are pretty meh

[mortal swan]

Colin u kinda pro

[proud forge]

KSI flavour was just tropical squash

[lucid cove]

yeah

[mortal swan]

Ull win the boss fight

[silver pendant]

the energy drinks are horrible

[proud forge]

You get 3x as much for the same price lmao

[mortal swan]

[proud forge]

Never plan on having one

[silver pendant]

my friend bought me one so i tried it

[proud forge]

Lucozade is the goated drink in the Uk. it's hard to beat it

[balmy brook]

seen some article of a mum paying 3k£ for a few prime bottles 💀

[proud forge]

Yep

Makes sense

Probably from Bristol

[balmy brook]

that could've bought a car

[proud forge]

Prime > Mini

[balmy brook]

not exactly a good one necessarily but one nonetheless

[mortal swan]

Colin whats the point of the game again?

[silver pendant]

payed a whole 3 montys of food

months

but prime

[swift ridge]

Putas

[balmy brook]

who spends 1k£ a month on food unless you're a strongman?

[silver pendant]

alright, true longer than3 motyhs

[mortal swan]

Sounds exciting

[silver pendant]

i hatemydiscordrightnow

[mortal swan]

Yes yes do that

[proud forge]

Bro 3k can get you like 810kg of high end sausages

[silver pendant]

q

u

e

t

y

[proud forge]

qwerty

[mortal swan]

Aaaah

[proud forge]

Ngl I saw the Q and the U and the E and thought he was typing something else for a sec 💀

[silver pendant]

querty/

that?

[proud forge]

Is that the us keyboard style?

[silver pendant]

qwerty

yes

[proud forge]

Yes

[silver pendant]

all in a line

[twin estuary]

hi

[proud forge]

qwertyuiop

[mortal swan]

Siick

Good speedrun

[silver pendant]

qwertyuiop

[proud forge]

asdfghjkl

[silver pendant]

yes

asdfghjkl

[proud forge]

\zxcvbnm,./

[silver pendant]

zxcvbnm

,./???????????>>.,

[static yarrow]

much love ❤️

[proud forge]

ctrl alt space alt (angry) ctrl arrows

¬

[silver pendant]

cntrlaltspacealtctrlarrows

[proud forge]

No windows

[silver pendant]

nope

[proud forge]

Bc i have a chromebook 😦

[silver pendant]

same

[mortal swan]

YOOOOO

COOOLIN SO PRO

[proud forge]

search asdfghjkl;'# enter

[mortal swan]

Can u delete that comment?💀💀

[proud forge]

Colin the Caterpillar?

[mortal swan]

I dont have much time brother… sadly

[silver pendant]

`1234567890-=+_)(*&^%$#@!~

[lucid cove]

colin the caterpillar is so good i love the gummy bears

[proud forge]

Percy Pig

Colin > Percy @lucid cove

[mortal swan]

Why is aj talking through AI💀💀💀

@knotty otter 💀💀💀

[silver pendant]

where is king

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links or scan any QR codes in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[silver pendant]

is he alive?

[proud forge]

Buckingham Palace

[mortal swan]

@static yarrow ratio

[silver pendant]

worth buying?

[mortal swan]

Connecting top.gg

Reporting YOU

Noobs why u sound so sexy

Same for aj n coolin

💀

[proud forge]

Wahey

I'm the 199th best person in the server :))

On Xp

[silver pendant]

level?

[mortal swan]

Byee @lucid cove

[proud forge]

15 1/2

[mortal swan]

@static yarrow i will

[silver pendant]

im 16

[mortal swan]

Idk

YES

3 STAR

ok bye

[glacial cosmos]

perfect age

[proud forge]

bye @mortal swan

[silver pendant]

no like level 16

[floral notch]

e

[proud forge]

You what

[glacial cosmos]

i had just left when you said that

[silver pendant]

he likes kids

ban ghim

ban him

[proud forge]

Neighbour

[glacial cosmos]

perfect age

[silver pendant]

do you like 16 year olds?

[floral notch]

[glacial cosmos]

i am 17

so i presume so

[silver pendant]

oh

ok

he is 17 thats okay then

[proud forge]

You lot outta pocket

Change the subject

[lucid cove]

wher did everyone go

[glacial cosmos]

is that fine that i like 16 year olds?

[glacial cosmos]

ur mom

[silver pendant]

yes bc ur 17

[proud forge]

Most my friends are the opposite gender and 2 years younger than me lmao

[silver pendant]

is ugly

[knotty otter]

because I am AI dint u know?

[knotty otter]

https://i.imgur.com/cS9EBZr.png

[glacial cosmos]

you’re mom

[silver pendant]

shoulda been ilovhotmoms

[upper niche]

Ello did I miss anything

[silver pendant]

no

[proud forge]

WHY ARE EGGS £0.40 each now

[silver pendant]

not really

[proud forge]

Just about

[silver pendant]

$4 for 12 here

[proud forge]

£2.80 for 12

[silver pendant]

wow

i dont know euros

[proud forge]

£1.60 for 4 pints of milk

Mf they pounds

[silver pendant]

we do gallons

[proud forge]

Shit

[silver pendant]

srry

im stuped

[proud forge]

0.6 gallons

Aparrently

[silver pendant]

chocalete milk is like $6

[proud forge]

Wtf

You do liters, right

[silver pendant]

galloons

galoons

fucik

[proud forge]

Gallons

[silver pendant]

idk

yes

gallons

[proud forge]

Gallon to liter is 1 to 0.219969

So for .21 gallons of choccy milk here

It is £1.90

Or US$2.38

@silver pendant

[glacial cosmos]

choccy milk here can be like $6

[proud forge]

Walmart for ya

Wait lemme check british walmart

It's called ASDA

[glacial cosmos]

yea $7.12

[proud forge]

SHit the bed

[glacial cosmos]

no thanks

[proud forge]

And mfs here are striking for more money

[proud forge]

It's a saying dw

[glacial cosmos]

whom?

france?

[proud forge]

UK

England

Evryone is fucking striking, from teachers to our fucking doctors

[glacial cosmos]

white moms on facebook be like:

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-willona-woods-good-gif-26267354

[glacial cosmos]

L

[proud forge]

Where in the fuck

[glacial cosmos]

+ratio

[proud forge]

It's days off school

[silver pendant]

I’m baco

Back

[glacial cosmos]

i mean yea but your countries in shambles

[proud forge]

Yup

[glacial cosmos]

days off school>government being good

[proud forge]

We gonna be in a recession soon

[glacial cosmos]

we already in 1

[proud forge]

3 Prime Ministers in a year

Big Lad boris fucked us in the ass

[glacial cosmos]

the amount of times i hear the amount of money items have gone up

[proud forge]

Quit when everything went to shit

And Lizz truss fucked us all even more

[rancid tangle]

Can I please try to get a report from a human

Like

[proud forge]

Cost of Living crisis

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links or scan any QR codes in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[proud forge]

What for

[rancid tangle]

Someone tried scamming my account not only in game items xD

[glacial cosmos]

he was born in NY why is he allowed to be prime minister in UK?

[proud forge]

He was?

[glacial cosmos]

that’s why you got fucked

[rancid tangle]

I almost fell but Yeah, I need to do a report

He was this guy

https://rocket-league.com/player/Lezarit

[glacial cosmos]

bro stop

report him on the site

[proud forge]

~witch

[trail trout]

Please don't witch hunt users! If they have attempted to scam you or someone else, please go to #r-sc to report them. Don't forget to gather evidence/proof! For all other reports, please contact a staff member via DMs.

Witch hunting is the act of publicly targeting someone for alleged wrongdoing and actively encourages mob mentality. Without proof, you may be condemning an innocent person to public ridicule or a harassment brigade, and as such, this act is against our rules.

[rancid tangle]

Nice staff

Smh

[proud forge]

Smh

[glacial cosmos]

im not staff

💀💀💀

[proud forge]

You just wanted a purple name

[glacial cosmos]

fr

[proud forge]

Asked nicely for it

[glacial cosmos]

no i was staff

[proud forge]

You wanna know what else is fucking expensive now

[proud forge]

How long

[glacial cosmos]

🤨

like 4 years

[proud forge]

Nice

[glacial cosmos]

yea

[proud forge]

Holy shit

[mortal swan]

@static yarrow check the newest dm pls

[glacial cosmos]

@static yarrow happy birthday bro

[proud forge]

Why is cheese so expensive now

[glacial cosmos]

it’s made from milk?

[silver pendant]

I’m back again Guys

[proud forge]

@static yarrow happy birthday

[glacial cosmos]

and milks expensive

[silver pendant]

Can’t wait to get home

[proud forge]

Just go home

Or come to the Uk

Half nine rn

[glacial cosmos]

don’t go to UK

[proud forge]

Actually yeah don't

Stay the fuck away from Europe

We all going to shit for different reasons rn

[silver pendant]

Getting an massive overpay for my tw reaper wheels

[proud forge]

UK is striking, France is being France and the rest are just in danger from Russia/Ukraine

[proud forge]

Congrats

[silver pendant]

Hopefully it’s not a fake dude

[proud forge]

Go to Portugal or Spain, probably safer there

And hotter

[silver pendant]

It’s hot here.

[proud forge]

How hot

[silver pendant]

85

[pulsar thicket]

I hate this game.

[proud forge]

Bro thats an early summer day

29 deg. C

[silver pendant]

Bro, I’m happy, it was 15 last week

[proud forge]

Farenheit?

[silver pendant]

Yeah.

[fallow sail]

thanks man, appreciate it. she's been goin thru hard times

[proud forge]

That's -9 Degrees Celcius

[silver pendant]

3-5 years ago it was -30

[proud forge]

Where in the USA is this

[silver pendant]

Minnesota

[proud forge]

Oh my friend moved there

[fallow sail]

Minnesoda

[proud forge]

Mini Soda

[proud forge]

Our cans are bigger

[fallow sail]

that's what she said

[proud forge]

Ours are 11.15863 oz

[fallow sail]

damn that's some big cans

[proud forge]

It's only 330ml

Yours are 221ml

[knotty otter]

https://i.imgur.com/DEpKQje.png

[fallow sail]

where'd you get a picture of my baby

[proud forge]

google

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelplace-gif-24586548

[proud forge]

[static yarrow]

fuck u

[proud forge]

Birthday boy :))

[static yarrow]

its not my birthday

[proud forge]

Oh shit mb

[static yarrow]

its in 4 months

they do this a lot

[proud forge]

I can tell

they did it on mine too lmao

April fools

:))

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-the-office-dwight-dwight-schrute-birthday-gif-25725679

[fallow sail]

whoa it's your birthday? sorry to miss it buddy, happy belated

[knotty otter]

everyone its @static yarrow b'day , first 3 to wish him in DM's gets beta nugget courtesy - Noobs

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-9year-old-army-t-gay-congratulations-for-legal-reasons-thats-a-joke-gif-13924557

[proud forge]

Stg you got that gif on speed dial

Or some shit

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links or scan any QR codes in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[static yarrow]

i will block anyone who dms me this

[fallow sail]

@static yarrow
🎉 🇭 🇦 🇵 🇵 🇾 🇧 🇩 🇦 🇾 🇳 🇴 🇴 🇧 🇸 🥳

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/im-pretty-sure-thats-not-allowed-denis-thats-not-allowed-thats-illegal-you-cant-do-that-gif-17552630

[static yarrow]

watch me

[glacial cosmos]

i wish you would

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-cat-lick-cat-cute-gif-20170312

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/show-me-what-you-got-gif-18515072

[proud forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/683451154536988684/965378705767694396/image0-150.gif

[knotty otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/683451154536988684/965378705767694396/image0-150.gif

[proud forge]

me rn

[fallow sail]

mern

[knotty otter]

[fallow sail]

did they change the discord font again

[knotty otter]

ur mom did

[fallow sail]

she did?

[proud forge]

[fallow sail]

my mom can't even turn on her tv, how did she manage to change the font

[proud forge]

Magic

[fallow sail]

the gathering?

[proud forge]

Sure

My dad is harry potter

[fallow sail]

he's a hairy pothead?

[proud forge]

||||

[fallow sail]

|| ||

[proud forge]

Woah

Only works for dark theme users

[knotty otter]

why dint he date emma watson then?

[proud forge]

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/emma-watson-uhh-ok-freak-out-gif-4800433

[fallow sail]

because harry likes men

[proud forge]

That was shit

[fallow sail]

what kind of straight man is named harry

[proud forge]

Harry

HARRY HILL

[fallow sail]

no joke, i met a real person named Harry Kuhnt

[proud forge]

You what

[dull lichen]

Bro this is so sad ik but i finally hit diamond

[sweet delta]

how's it sad lol

gg

[fallow sail]

sounds painful man, how's your hand?

[sweet delta]

the dad joke game is immaculate

[proud forge]

Brto is the dad of the discord

[fallow sail]

of course i am - you think it's a coincidence that i'm constantly talking about ur moms?

[dull lichen]

Blisters and shaking i was plat 2 div 2 this morning then i found this guy in solo q then we had same energy we teamed now im dim1 div 2

[proud forge]

And Harry

[knotty otter]

https://i.imgur.com/O29TP5S.png

him?

[fallow sail]

🧐 honestly, might be. hard to tell, it was ages ago

[proud forge]

The Man, the Myth, the Legend

[sweet delta]

lol

imagine

looks kinda german

[proud forge]

Probably is

[dull lichen]

Is that a plane, a frog no its harry kuhnt

[proud forge]

Ik there is a word in German

[fallow sail]

houses dont look like that in the US

[glacial cosmos]

you look german

[fallow sail]

i'm not ur woman, i'm ger man

[proud forge]

rizz 100

[dull lichen]

Bros got a weed plant behind him

[fallow sail]

it's the moustache isn't it

[glacial cosmos]

it is

i can’t grow facial hair

[fallow sail]

irp

[proud forge]

theres a word in German called bekhannt, pronounced beh-c**t

[glacial cosmos]

irp

[fallow sail]

i grow facial hair really fast, but then it stops growing after like 4 days

[knotty otter]

ez pz

[glacial cosmos]

just tell it to grow kore

more

[sweet delta]

I pulled another unpainted

annoying

I really like big splash too

[fallow sail]

white better

[sweet delta]

sus

[fallow sail]

Big Sploosh

[knotty otter]

[dull lichen]

Diamond like top 8% of players in rl

?

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-sungwon-cho-prozd-hmm-thinking-gif-24979646

[sweet delta]

lower

[fallow sail]

not uite

[proud forge]

No

[fallow sail]

diamond 2 is average, 50% are better

[dull lichen]

Fr??

[sweet delta]

top 8% is like c1 probably

[proud forge]

You mean 8% of the playerbase is Diamond

[flat drift]

shhhh

[sweet delta]

rewards tho

[proud forge]

Probably

[sweet delta]

most people don't grind rewards at this time of season

[flat drift]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-yes-gif-11132867

[fallow sail]

here i made you a visual to see where D2 is in comparison to others

[sweet delta]

also champ? thought you were ssl ayyjayy not a c3 smh

[frosty prairie]

yoo'

[proud forge]

[frosty prairie]

whats that ice goal explo called

last season i think

[sweet delta]

ice age

[fallow sail]

sky blue big splash

[proud forge]

Ice age

[frosty prairie]

thanks b

[frosty prairie]

lmfaoo

[sweet delta]

im installing driver update

goodbye

[fallow sail]

ininstalling?

[sweet delta]

yes

[proud forge]

Light show

[sweet delta]

ininstalling

[fallow sail]

i think you should unininstall it

[sweet delta]

ununstall

[dull lichen]

Bro my mums a racoon and @thin dock is my brother so he will knock u clean out

[proud forge]

unununstill

[fallow sail]

no you're a nun stall

[sweet delta]

nun stall?

is that just an outdoors church

[fallow sail]

a nun in a stall, poopin innit

[sweet delta]

close enough

[proud forge]

poopin?

[upper niche]

How much is Steam account with RL ?

[fallow sail]

good point, nuns dont poop

they have immacute poo-ception

[proud forge]

Yup

[sweet delta]

not allowed here, will get you banned

*in game

[proud forge]

And irl

[knotty otter]

I am SSB

[sweet delta]

*and server probably idk im not a mod

[upper niche]

I am not selling or buying

Just asking

[sweet delta]

super sonic blatinum

[fallow sail]

telling black jesus about nun's poopin habits, feels right man

[sweet delta]

it's the principal

[dull lichen]

It desolves

[proud forge]

Why you think they got it

[sweet delta]

still not allowed

[upper niche]

Ok

[fallow sail]

principle*

[proud forge]

That was my job

[knotty otter]

I will sell for $10000

[fallow sail]

smh my head

[sweet delta]

autocorrect

this is weird

this has happened twice today now

[upper niche]

More precious than you

[fallow sail]

why would anyone want RL with steam

[knotty otter]

steam > everything else

[proud forge]

pretend they OG?

[dull lichen]

Just walked into my room nd theres a spider here shal i eat it?

[proud forge]

Smoke > Steam

[knotty otter]

with steam you get alot of items

[proud forge]

DO it

[knotty otter]

standard painted boost, golden cosmos etc

[proud forge]

Not true, need a pre f2p account

[sweet delta]

epic games launcher 😭

[dull lichen]

Bro i got some stuck in my tooth

[knotty otter]

no get bitten by it and become spiderkid

[proud forge]

Opened a new acc on a paid for copy of the game a month ago, got nothing

[knotty otter]

there is no f2p on steam bozo

[proud forge]

Saving for later

[sweet delta]

smurf account

ban

[proud forge]

Hmm

[dull lichen]

Fr

[sweet delta]

think he means if you have a post f2p account on steam

[dull lichen]

Can someone come to my house and help me find my remote

[sweet delta]

rare odds

i gues

s

[proud forge]

Ask siri

[sweet delta]

did a driver update I expect 43956 fps in all games now

[knotty otter]

oh that yes, if you redeem a steam key post f2p then

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-gene-wilder-willy-wonka-you-get-nothing-nothing-gif-5432076

[dull lichen]

I only got alexa and she said ask u guys

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links or scan any QR codes in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[knotty otter]

ask chatgpt

[sweet delta]

rl steam keys 😭

[knotty otter]

they go for 500 bucks not sure why anyone would want them now lol

[proud forge]

Alexa is stupid

[sweet delta]

some people still actually buy them it's wild

[proud forge]

The painted standards that are legacy don't even look like Import ones

[knotty otter]

https://i.imgur.com/BM3xyQg.png

[sweet delta]

I do not suck

💪

[proud forge]

How you drink through a straw then?

[queen musk]

Does anyone have the hellfire or brimstone celebration to trade. Willing to pay money for it.

[sweet delta]

this sums it up nicely

[dull lichen]

Wotstis r best crisps

[sweet delta]

best crisps are tayto

imo

[proud forge]

Monster Munch exists bro

[dull lichen]

Space raiders

[proud forge]

FUCK NO

[knotty otter]

I paid $38 for collectors edition on xbox post F2P and got a disk

only for batmobile

then It was only stuck to that platform

[dull lichen]

Beef flavour tho

Best

[knotty otter]

now its an antique

[sweet delta]

collectors edition was like 20 bucks for me

[proud forge]

It's ass

[knotty otter]

I bought it post f2p so it was harder to find and plus during covid 😄

[sweet delta]

oooooooooooo

yeah forgot you're post f2p

whoops

[knotty otter]

nope I am pre f2p

lol

[proud forge]

Best crisp is Essential Waitrose Balsamic Vinegar and Sea Salt @dull lichen

[sweet delta]

oh wit what

i've been

tricked

backstabbed

bamboozled

[proud forge]

rip

[sweet delta]

idek where i remember hearing you were

[dull lichen]

No sweet chilli sensation 😍

[proud forge]

Ok

[sweet delta]

fair enough then

[proud forge]

You may have a point there

[sweet delta]

i am wrong

[proud forge]

But I have a counter

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-gif-24815605

[dull lichen]

Oh n0

[proud forge]

@dull lichen

[sweet delta]

those boosts are the bane of my existence

sparkles is awesome

i honestly like it more than alpha

just give it to me then 🧌

I need crimson sparkles

[knotty otter]

https://i.imgur.com/lUrRVYh.png

[sweet delta]

but i don't want to trade

[proud forge]

Lime and corriander chutney Poppadoms @dull lichen

[knotty otter]

ez pz

[sweet delta]

let's see the time boosted*

[knotty otter]

~tc ~

[trail trout]

Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.

[knotty otter]

no boosting allowed here

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-25913746

[sweet delta]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

not like that

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-flenderson-the-office-paul-lieberstein-serious-gif-17298616

[dull lichen]

Sour cream pringles

[knotty otter]

did you redeem RL key?

[sweet delta]

W

sour cream pringles very good

[proud forge]

Uhm, Texas BBQ Sauce?? Wake up smh

[dull lichen]

Yes

Nope

[rare lance]

No why?

[proud forge]

Not a real one

[knotty otter]

dont you wont get legacy items (I know you dont care about items) but still

[proud forge]

Texas BBQ Sauce > Sour Cream imo @dull lichen

[rare lance]

But I do, I already own RL

[dull lichen]

Nope

[sweet delta]

if you redeem ket

[proud forge]

Yes

[sweet delta]

y

then login on the acc you want

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-rocket-league-rocket-league-get-on-rocket-league-gif-25720963

[sweet delta]

assuming it's pre-f2p

it's fine

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/not-like-that-no-wave-it-off-noo-change-it-gif-14153812

[sweet delta]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-rocket-league-hop-on-rocket-league-gif-22748743

[knotty otter]

lets get your GC rewards

[rare lance]

-_-

[sweet delta]

gc rewards overrated

because

red tag is more common is c2

than gc1

[rare lance]

I don't have a gamecube

[knotty otter]

u cant get them

[sage palm]

Is there any staff online so I can report a scam?

[sweet delta]

I have them

not this season

but

we don't talk about this season

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-well-where-is-it-looking-for-something-gif-5291661

[sweet delta]

since im bronze

[proud forge]

I got the best I can this season so far

[rare lance]

~reports

[trail trout]

This is not the correct place to report users.
To report a scammer you met on Discord or ingame, please type !report in the #r-sc channel and do not publicly call them out in any channels.

If you have had any other issues with a Discord user, please DM a Discord Support or Moderator.
If you have had an issue with a user on the RLG website/app, please report them on RLG by finding the user's profile and clicking "More" > "Report" on the website or "Report <username>" on the app.

[proud forge]

Kevin w

[knotty otter]

yes DM our best 5 star support @rare lance he is the best on the planet , instant ban if you report with proof in DM , he doesn't even mind you calling him or spamming his DM's go for it

[sweet delta]

💀

[proud forge]

🗿

[sweet delta]

anyways yes here gc epic awesome tag totally isn't in c1 lobbies more than gc1 lobbies

fckin hell aj that's a few moyais

[knotty otter]

imaging getting boosted

[sweet delta]

smh my head

yes that one

:floppa:

[proud forge]

So how do you get the S9 GC title? Do you just have to get to GC or what?

[sweet delta]

reach gc win 10 games

[rare lance]

You know I have DMs off right?

[knotty otter]

as GC*

[sweet delta]

*assuming you have champ rewards

[proud forge]

OK

[sweet delta]

that's a given

[knotty otter]

yes exactly my point

[sweet delta]

just normal rewards basically

[proud forge]

Why is there not one for Diamond

[sweet delta]

since it's diamond

[proud forge]

I wanna be a S10 diamond noob

[sweet delta]

like half the playerbasde is there

[knotty otter]

because they are peasants

[proud forge]

Would wear with pride

[sweet delta]

gc is top like 1.5% even at peak season times

[proud forge]

That's plat

[knotty otter]

I feel only SSL's should get tags now

[sweet delta]

nah not really d1 is one of the biggest ranks in rl

[knotty otter]

GC tags too common

[sweet delta]

shhh I agree

but

tag

😄

[proud forge]

That's bc I'm in it

[knotty otter]

GC tags they kept since it was pre f2p and alot of people have those and they dint want any backlash

[sweet delta]

i wish I got a gold tag

but i sucked back then

still do

but less

[knotty otter]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-thats-what-he-said-gif-16399169

[sweet delta]

oh hell no