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Lol
Tbh half are my brothers
gc1 800 hours
I will never
I thought of the same thing 3 years ago and look at me now
But yk how they say dont blame ure teammates i physicaly have to
I was d1 at 80
I have so many clips of them taking ball of me then missing an open net
Bro plat teammates are the definition of special
If you constantly blame your teammates, the issue isn't your teammates 
i may be gc1 but this is just half way to ssl
bro im on my alt playing unranked 1s, currently 800 mmr but im vsing fucking 600 mmrs
No need to rub it in π jk that good tho
Ive never thought of it like that
i need at least double the amount of hours I currently have, maybe even triple
But i only increased by 1 level in 20 hours
I have so many clips bro
what rank will u end up in if u go 10-0 in 1s unranked to ranked
Depends on previous rank
true but not alot
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on a fresh acc
Prob high plat
wrong
I could make an 1 hr compilation abt it lol
I dont get how mmr works ngl
e
i get 30 from one game then 17 from another
unranked is cringe
win = gain mmr lose = lose mmr, simple
Legit drew a cat with mmr stats
Ik but how much does it go up
Lol
I was plat 1 last season then in my placement i went up to plat 2 and went straight to diamond
if u play more u gain less
9 if you play a lot
Caps at 12-15
Omg meta
I was in a cas match and i was in a rule one then i get kicked for idle

wiggle dem wheels
How are you 
I forgot
Be rich
buy low sell high
Credit card
Doing good, just ate and now I'm going t watch Session Zero while disassembling my keyboard because I made an oopsie and have to fix something
How do you check the mmr stats
Im on 59 rocket pass
smart, thanks you
Blame Kiod lol
Sounds good dude
rl tracker
i have no cr
73 for me
i wont buy
Goofy ahh app
Credit Card
Do u have premium?
Yes
then u cant trade
i wont
i wanna get gc in 1s π’
pay
Check detailed Rocket League Stats and Leaderboards rankings.
I dont
Rip
What a silly ahh goofy ahh person
COOOOOLOOOIIINNNNNN
Go to gold 3 there are gc smurfs
nah
Kiod
fr
Looks about right


ποΈππ
Bad, school is killing me, not that its much but hard :(. How are youuu
I got banned from school
Very good, i got easter holidays for a week now
A WEEK?
Siiick, thats pretty long though
we get 2 days, monday and Friday
Yeah what else, a day?
whats yalls 1s rank
Ong
Typical easter holidays
Bronze 2
c1
lucky
noob
How can i send phtos?
What happend
jk
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You americans cry about your 3 months summer holidays while we get 6 weeks π
~contentlevel
They said 30 year old men couldnt go to school
~tc
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~pishing link

~phishing
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bozo
~giveawayscam
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DMs saying you have won a giveaway are scams made to steal your Epic login credentials. The link will take you to a fake website which will steal your login information (known as a phishing scam)
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But age is just a number man
Stop the commands
~Kevin
Ok
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Wym??
~Iβm lonely
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Thats what ur mom said
~commands

@dull lichen
bruh
pedo
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-Dabs
Random hansen picture
hi
Im 16 π
woah woah
U cant be sendibg pics of me bro
Lol
Im 30
pedo
Pedo is an old person who likes younger people, so pedos Do have an age
hmmm
Wait colin, you were staff when hansen was 13 right
U said they dont have ages
pedo average mmr is like 44 years
I like ur mom
My mmr is 6969
Well yes
π€
I had a dog called snoopy rip
stop
what kind
Bagel
skill issue
Beagle?
Beagle*
π₯―
hello Sir. Pixels
It hit by car
Lol
trolls 
yes.
u weigh 200 pounds
It was young
aight thats actually sad
A classic one
when did i ask though
people aint scared of the senior mod
cringe overload

oh no a discord role π±

U crin gey
me when mod
Overload fr @lyric sleet 
Me when sus
Cringe
@lyric sleet donβt mute them yet, this is entertainment
me when ur dog got hit top left goal
dont be cringe man come on
Stfu
Bro where can i send pics? ππ
Octane = fennec
My dog aint as dead as ur hairline
octane > fennec
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ah, i see
my hairline is straighter than you lil cuh
Research. They are the same hitbox
goodbye try
ye but they feel diffrent
Doubt that
They Donβt
they do
Like ur mom
π
fennec more mechanical but slow octane fast
Octane a slippery little one
Ikr
I bet on 1$ heβs gonna dm someone getting mad at or make fun of you
Itβs always me too
you also chill out
Iβm always the one who gets dm
~tc
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Whoops.
~tc
Ill chill out on ur 69 pixels
slow
Iβm on my phone
Time for you to work 
what is wrong with you people
nothing
Nah ur wrong with us
I love doing that trick
no
Yes
just better
You actually racoon π¦
Oh wow, been a time
not again man
BRO π
yes again
I love the lack of bitches u have
Again????!!!
Jk
happened yesterday
Acc reported?
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Lol
guyz omgg me is pro at gam
You mod?π
no
check roles m8
Look at yourself man
It actually looks like its capping the members at 250k u know anything of that?

Did u see the message after that
No I have no signal lol
ye, seems its the cap for member count unless discord increases
just wait for them to up the number
Discord holding the momentun back
I got banned from rocket league dc server for asking where i could buy a couch π
Cuz it was off topic
doesnt surprise me tbh
Sounds right

I broke their rules and got banned π they so unfair π
they ban you for breathing
True
never had a problem 
My friend join and got a warning straight away
RLG > RL
Didnt even type
No cap π§’
If that would be the case why would there be so many people in there?
apparently talking about how boosting is bad is not related to rl
Guys
Hi guy
We are guys
Who play rocket league sideswipe
Me
Nah
Me but im sivler two
1v1?
sideswipe I thought that game is dead
Nah is not
rlly?
It is quite
Ye
It was only hype for like 2 months
Yeh
Letβs go to vc1

Wys bbg
Hey go to voice 1
I like muscular frogs
No



What rank should start airdibling

L

In typing with the iphone 5
Wheyyy
yo anyone wanna trade and then play comp 2s? im d2 nae
What pladform
Like Diamond
pc
Im d2
yes diamond
But xbox d2
play?
I have an Xbox but donβt play on it only for madden
whats ur user
what rank are u
Bro plays american fooball
im not even home rn Iβm on vacation in Florida
I am American πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
πΊπΈ>π³οΈβπ
πΊπΈ=π³οΈβπ
Jk
πΊπΈ>>>>>>>π³οΈβπ
Chill
ok
@lyric sleet Got an eye on the stituation?
Wys bbg
Whoβs 69 pixel
Oi u still running around ure wheel??π€€π€€
Ok then
Lol
I donβt work for free
whats the best place to sell items?
prob here
π
Is there any car that has a side mirror
Idk if the realistic cars like mclaren have
i think the lambo deos
And if they scam they will get banned so
Lumber gumber
I got scammed for my purpol oems
They are 60 cr
im all good man. rather sell to an actual company and get ripped off for 50$ than get scammed from my whole inventory. just dont know of any websight that buys items not credits
On xbox
so why tell me to sell it on here lmfao
hm, was doing some reports
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Is shisa rare
no
Find one
I got warning :(
For what


thanks for ping meta 
I definitely did not just get annihilated by memfir
@iTry made fun of my dead dog
~witch
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you'll get em next time memfir 
π«π· π«π· π«π·

Joe
Is tw emperor 11 good?
low demand item
No
It kinda looks clean tho ngl
69 pixel
I just need a good decal
Get one

lol
Dms
Henderson
?
Have u seen the one where a woman is selling the house and she says whats uo stairs and she says the stairs dont talk sorry ππ
he said pixel not pixels
U warned me π
U tell him
@dull lichen bro trying to steal my scarab
Lol
Prolly racism
It is og ngl
how
π

Im asian i dont find it racist but sum people might
@blazing scroll

I do π‘π‘

kevin is a better cook than kurtle

hi guys new to trading so forgive me if i sound stupid ive just started trading using rl garage is there a faster to set up my trades than adding them one at a time when you add an offer for has and wants. and is there a way to tell what items are your trades when making up new trades ive made a couple trades and now i dont know exactly what items ive put in each trade
Can i say a bad word

fuck no
we dont say that kinda shit here
this is a family friendly server
Shit im sorry

π€
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only way is to make one by one, cant make multiple at a time, 2nd part no
thx
@proud forge bro I finished the gp last night
that shit was crazy
kinda feel bad for Russell
That guy from up??
Mercedes F1 driver
big man george
- Change your wording.
- Use #looking-for-team
you change ur wording
What do you mean change your wording
W Γ±ame
π€
With how itβs phrased now it looks like youβre trying to be boosted
How rare are sky blue stern wheels? Cuz ik the black and titanium white ones are
ohhh sorry
itβs just my auto correct

Iβm just trying to get a team
Its not that
Iβm tryna hit diamond 1 on 2s
But my teamates are always throwing on purpose
like
So that is what he said
random teamates
He just explained what you said basically dw π
like they sto moving
not at all
Shit hit the fan
bruuuuu
hmmm
english only
Maybe it is
π
If not what
If the teammates arenβt ppl you party up with
Then itβs solo queue
They not
which is what I said
weβll know you do
Thought u were talking bout duel
What should I do
I went from plat 1 to plat 3 in a day
Now Iβm going back down

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Who wants to play
Sure
What rank are you
Oh

You might not want to play with me then
What rank r u
Um
You might not want to play
Ill do cas?
Me
Comp
sup
they're worth 50-100cr tho soo i mwan ill take itπ€·π»
Eu
oh lol
Iβm East
Ea?
Alr
Lol
NaE
I got yuzo
?
Wsg
Dms
Neyoyo went up?
what
I like da name
gonna cop this because i want all anthem
we joined rlg on the same day
Wym
use code "RLGARAGE" 
WWW
they a what now?
what
great question
Yes
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@blazing scroll β¬οΈ

!purge @fast socket 10m
:white_check_mark: Purged 28 messages.
@abstract dome why claim to have a set that you dont actually have

then not apologize
if i was staff that wouldve been cleared much faster
Woof

Thatβs new

It got sorted
@astral ivy You missed one @upper niche 
surbrubi
Already banned

omg its meta
Rare Meta sighting
fr fr
henlo 
mtetazloid
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sorh's ability to anticipate their opponents' moves and outsmart them on the field is impressive. They always seem to be one step ahead of their opponents, allowing them to take control of the ball and make successful shots. Sorh's precise control over the ball and mastery of aerial play is a sight to behold.
In addition to their skill, sorh also demonstrates an unwavering commitment to the game. They spend countless hours practicing, analyzing gameplay footage, and strategizing with their team. sorh's dedication to the game is evident in their consistent performance and exceptional win record.
Slowly losing my mind desoldering switches
im not reading anymore of these
I gave up on mine and bought a hot swap board haha
oh god are you still working on the keyboard?
Hi
I bet you would if it was about you 
I downloaded your app
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Firstly, reading helps to improve cognitive function and mental stimulation. When you read, your brain is constantly working to process the information presented on the page, and this mental exercise can help to improve memory, focus, and concentration. Reading also helps to expand vocabulary and improves language skills.
Secondly, reading can be a great stress reliever. Getting lost in a good book can provide a mental break from the stresses of daily life and can help to promote relaxation and reduce anxiety. This can lead to improved mental health and well-being.
Go find me a hotswap K95 Vengeance board and I'll be in your debt forever 
It's got like 130 switches, takes a while
right as you say that sorh sends one about meπ
serubi is there a reason thereβs no ability to send photos in rlg chat on the app?
sounds fun
nvm
I know 
that ones not a poem
explicit images prolly
The fumes make my brain feel funny
Because it's a mess to moderate
Still funny timing
I asked earlier 
love how you can add people without having to ask for their account name
Makes it easy
do you want a poem?
no
No
no
oh
oh

Jordo, a guy who's loved by all,
A Discord mod, he stands tall,
In Rocket League Garage, he's the king,
Good at being a mod, it's his thing.
But there's something that makes him odd,
He doesn't like lasagna, the food of the gods,
While others indulge in cheesy delight,
Jordo steers clear, it's just not right.
But despite his dislike for this Italian dish,
Jordo's popularity continues to flourish,
For he's fair and just in all he does,
A moderator extraordinaire, he's a buzz.
So here's to Jordo, the man of the hour,
A Discord mod with unbeatable power,
May his reign be long and prosperous,
And his dislike for lasagna, not so curious.





Please deez nuts
no
vellox is alive
Perhaps
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vellox, i thought you had 14 uncurable heart conditions???

Yes

I heard somewhere from a guy i was queued with a week back that the amount of goals you win by matters. Is this true?
i mean
No fregkin aidia
in elo i mean
and that gives u more elo?
thats what i said. lol ok thank just checking im not crazy and they changed something

jordo balls?
like rn?
why does the item shop have 6 upvotes, who's upvoting that crap
whenever youre ready 
psyonix themself
nty

Ass Pecker
toe she
Well you clearly donβt. You canβt post it here in general
feet pic
Donβt be a lame Fr

that just makes you looks worse
cries in no Nitro

Itβs right here tho isnβt it
is it?
π
Yes
yea ok
No
Sounds like balls
how many?
2
enjoy your mute good sir


did i hear balls
my friend Tess is ticklish
english left the chat
Lol
stroke joined the chat
@fervent tiger ima get off
Same
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Egg
Egg
minecrafT?
e
e only
do i want to sleep?
@blazing scroll should prolly mention he's scamming too
omg i havent played minecraft in so long
Ok
You still never played with me
timeless game 
i think i want to sleep
Now Iβm locked out of my Microsoft account
Can someone share a vid of the song codes that is in the item shop in my dms plz
I will never be able to play minecraft bedrock online again
who's codes by again
also why can't you search this
Idk check the item shop
true
oddkidout
Cuz itβs a song
i gotta play again man
YouTube
Thanks
i legit forgot oddkitout existed
@sweet delta do i want sleep
i literally have this on my playlist
Wat part is the album at??
isn't it like 12:49 where you at
if so
yeah
23:50
Yo
ty jordjoh
!puger
eh
!purge
:x: You do not have permission to use this command.
Ah
L
!ban
:x: You do not have permission to use this command.
π
!ban
:x: Please mention a discord user.
wym by that
!ban
:x: You do not have permission to use this command.
marshmello, get back to making some tunes
fr
Yeaaaa
why did u fall off
The stage?
play more fornitw with ninja
Poo fan?
i love how his pfp is fully black because of ultra dark mode
shit hit the fan means like everything goes wrong
Ah okay
Wat the trickling sis dark mode bru
?
well that makes sense then

YOOO SICK
spam the dark mode button
Bro how u get that bru
AMOLED
that's the one
yes

OLED?
amoled mode
i was close 
Turned on now
*farts
amoled is cool i used to use it on my phone
don't think it's on pc
unless that's changed
sadge
it aint on pc
I guess I missed an update
nah but theres the themes tho
Does anyone have a anodized pearl or smth because i cannot find one
Bru
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skul emog
emog
Haha
i do want not sleep
Alr Iβll give line 200 for it
go to sleep, your future self will thank you 
50 cents take it or leave it
i don think so
Z
Fiore
sosidg
Iβll give like 200 credits for it
Oh shi no i dont sorry i only have cookie dough and corroded metal im sorry i thought i did
~tc
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
someone do de command mei je?
thank

Anyone know how to speedflip i cant boost throughout it?
mans a step ahead in evey turn
Ok thx
hjelpΓ₯
Donr say look at a vid plz ive looked at 15

aint other way
unless u on pc
I mean someone can litterlay train me
Wym
the damn vids
In game π
the speedflip train plugin thingy
Ik everything else exept boost
Are they actually useful?
you boost all the way through thats the entire point of the flip
Bad list
all you need is 3
4
3
if you cant do it after watching 15 different tutorials you might have bigger problems 
No its jusy the boosting
~itsphishing is no longer a command @floral notch
How i boost when i flip??
boosting is the easiest part whatπ
noted
For some ppl
but y tho?
for 99% of ppl
do I look like AJ_
was a troll command ig
do i looke like AJ_
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WHOS PLAYING TOURNAMENY
1 PERSON
Good luck to that one person
yes
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