general

[frozen creek]

hi guys is this legit or scam?

[little widget]

for what exactly?

[twin yew]

the whee;s

l

[lyric sleet]

we cant see that but im guessing its someone saying u won a giveaway, if so then its a scam

[little widget]

sry chat just refreshed for me soo no clue

[frozen creek]

ohh okay

yeah it says i won TW octane

[little widget]

the fg lobo wheels?

[twin yew]

yeah

[little widget]

how much is it showing on insider for it?

do the avg of the chart price and post it

[twin yew]

it says

fg is 200-300

[little widget]

yeah so 250

[twin yew]

100 credits more then

no problem

:L

d

[little widget]

yeah

usually majority painted exotics start from 150 and go all the way to idk 600 or more

[indigo swift]

is the new car in the pass tradeable?

[crimson loom]

How much does striker cert add to an item

[proud forge]

Only painted

[little widget]

then there are people who cant keep it for long and give it away for 100 120

soo yeah its upto u in that situation

[indigo swift]

oh k

[little widget]

usually its double but then again it depends...

[crimson loom]

Striker cert on black fissure boost

[little widget]

it can be 100 extra or it could be 1000+

[crimson loom]

600 credits on its own

[twin yew]

last question, what is paragon

[little widget]

100 at best

[crimson loom]

God damn it

[little widget]

certification

[crimson loom]

It looks so good though

[proud forge]

What carts are the best to get?

[crimson loom]

Dont see how its not more expensive

Striker

[little widget]

playmaker tact scorer striker

striker is the best

[twin yew]

does it add value

[kind cradle]

Who the is Ferdinand

[lyric sleet]

u got a dm saying u won a tw octane?

[little widget]

soo if ur investing in items and there is a crash in pricing striker still retains the max price of the crash etc

[crimson loom]

What about guardian

[twin yew]

ahh

[crimson loom]

Thats somewhat alright

[little widget]

its a blueprint right?

[crimson loom]

Yeah

[little widget]

blueprint people just do not pay anymore

[proud forge]

Oh sweet

I have a tactitian burnt sienna TP boost

[little widget]

the market was bad a year back
its horrible for blueprints right now

[crimson loom]

I meant if i was to craft it the black fissure with no cert is 600 cr

Thats its rl insider price

[twin yew]

@little widget last question for real, Whats the difference between core items and tournament items

[little widget]

basically psyonix added tons and tons of blueprint items into the golden drops
now u get items for cheap cheap cheap

[crimson loom]

Tournement items are tournement exclusive

[little widget]

soo blueprints have gone worthlesss coz of it

[crimson loom]

Sucks that

[zinc linden]

rocket league garage why did you scam my account?

[twin yew]

so certain specific items

[little widget]

tournament items are items for yourself
meaning that u cannot trade them at all

[twin yew]

can I get a fennec from them

[orchid geyser]

How would we even do that?

[little widget]

soo its like saying u got a tw striker item by grinding tournament items, pointless

[zinc linden]

i have win tw octane than i had log me in in the website and now my fennec isnt on my account

[little widget]

nope
you can only get a fennec by trading in items u get from the turtle drops

[orchid geyser]

You fell for a scam, that's not us. Change your passwords immediately

[twin yew]

ahh

[little widget]

you mix in golden drop items and there is a chance u screwed up the import listing and void ur chances of getting a fennec

ngl its not worth it trying to trade in for a fennec

its all on ur luck

[crimson loom]

Your right it was me

[zinc linden]

i I logged into Rocket League Garage with my Epic data I've had the Fennec for a long time and then it was gone

[little widget]

rather just buy it and yeah be done with it in that sense

[azure summit]

@bright ridge

[orchid geyser]

You did not login to RL Garage, you fell for a fake phishing website

[crimson loom]

Its fake

They dont pay out

They put you on a waiting list and dont reply to you

[gentle cargo]

ok thanks i don’t wanna waist my time then

[crimson loom]

Np

[zinc linden]

i had win tw octane and than i log me in my acc and me fennec is path

[orchid geyser]

Okay, I'll end this here, you're clearly not listening to me at all

[silver pendant]

Lol, you tried.

[lyric sleet]

Against the rules, if you continue you will be banned

[little widget]

its a scam
secure ur account asap change the passwords etc
and report the person using the #r-sc channel

[lyric sleet]

Doubt theres any help for that guy

He will send same msg again

[crimson loom]

He probably made the link and clicked on it

[lyric sleet]

Ye no

[crimson loom]

Hes sent me friend request

[neat olive]

Pretty sure it’s a scam buddy

[crimson loom]

He thinks ive took his fennec

[little widget]

or while messsaging here
he lost time in trying to save his account and lost his fennec etc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/900804829780275311.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[upper niche]

Hey cookie if ur on

Dm me when ur able to trade

[crimson loom]

Hes gonna report me if i dont give him a fennec

[silver pendant]

You took his fennec?, I’m so confused, just got here.

[crimson loom]

No

Hes fell for a phishing link

[trail trout]

Important Announcement from Common Sense Central

[lyric sleet]

Just block him

[crimson loom]

Nah its funny to lead him on

Hes believes me when i say i sold his inventory for a cheese and ham sandwich

[upper niche]

I got a message saying i won the TW octane giveaway

[little widget]

he needs proof though btw to report

[crimson loom]

Fake

[upper niche]

but I don't even remember getting in

[upper niche]

I thought so

[little widget]

scam, report him using the #r-sc channel

[crimson loom]

Yeah i know but apparently he has proof when my first dm from him was him asking for his car back and not a phishing link he opened

[trail trout]

Important Announcement from Common Sense Central

[little widget]

i dont think that should put u in the wrong
its a fault from his part
and sufficient proof is required

[crimson loom]

Alright

Just didnt want to get a 3rd warning or ban for something that im joking about

[lyric sleet]

u can get banned for that very easy, just stop

you are making us look bad

[proud pollen]

you

are

mom

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[safe silo]

hello

[upper niche]

hello

[safe silo]

where is my bestie

@rare lance

[upper niche]

you tell me

[safe silo]

Tobias who do you think you are to ignore me

you think you have develoepr role and you can just ghost me

[upper niche]

Q2 started

hello

Anyone watching the Formula one rn?

yes no

[proud forge]

Yes

[upper niche]

Max almost lost control

[proud forge]

I kinda stopped a min ago

[zinc linden]

Please ban me from this scam server

[proud forge]

Bc switch was gonna die

[proud forge]

Top 3 predictions?

[upper niche]

On qualif?

[proud forge]

Ye

[opaque ledge]

How i get rich

[upper niche]

1 max 2 Leclerc 3 Perez

[proud forge]

1 Max 2 Alonso 3 Leclerc

[upper niche]

Max’s car is not accelerating

[proud forge]

Well we both fucked then

Who

[upper niche]

Perez beating everyone except Alonso

[proud forge]

Tbh he will still get pole some way

[upper niche]

Beating everyone that used their tm8s

Nope

Max is off

[zinc linden]

i repeat

[upper niche]

Done

[proud forge]

He out?

[upper niche]

ye

[proud forge]

fucking hell

[upper niche]

Perez will clutch

[blazing scroll]

what

the leave button is right there

[chrome escarp]

Average rlg user

[proud forge]

Alonso pole imo

[upper niche]

Perez

Sainz can’t do a lap rn

[chrome escarp]

I'd watch F1 but i dont feel like getting up so early

[upper niche]

Watch it in bed

[proud forge]

Alonso 1st rn

[upper niche]

I know but it’s Q2

[chrome escarp]

How can I watch if asleep

[proud forge]

yeah true

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-wave-hi-gif-21825039

[upper niche]

Although Perez don’t have tm8

[proud forge]

Piastri gotta get top 3 surely

[zinc linden]

So much honor I still have not to leave the server myself you have to kick me already

[proud forge]

True

[blazing scroll]

ah yes
in bed = asleep

hed

[chrome escarp]

Hed

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-cute-gif-25985192

[blazing scroll]

nty

[proud forge]

Stroll hasn't crashed YET

[honest adder]

@tropic inlet texted me saying i won some wheels is that real

[upper niche]

Bro Sainz +2.5sec on first sector

[honest adder]

i need hepl

[blazing scroll]

fennec my beleoved

[trim fable]

anyone care to hop in my lobby to see if i can trade now? i did the 2fa and settings checkbox

[upper niche]

omg fennec video!!

[proud forge]

Sainz gone too 😮

1 min left tho

[upper niche]

He’s got time to do another lap

[proud forge]

Yeah

[proud forge]

He gonna have to go balls to the wall tho

[silver pendant]

no

[chrome escarp]

Use brain it is scam

[blazing scroll]

~witch

[trail trout]

Please don't witch hunt users! If they have attempted to scam you or someone else, please go to #r-sc to report them. Don't forget to gather evidence/proof! For all other reports, please contact a staff member via DMs.

Witch hunting is the act of publicly targeting someone for alleged wrongdoing and actively encourages mob mentality. Without proof, you may be condemning an innocent person to public ridicule or a harassment brigade, and as such, this act is against our rules.

[upper niche]

~giveawayscam

[trail trout]

:bangbang: There is currently NO active giveaway on RL Garage! :bangbang:

DMs saying you have won a giveaway are scams made to steal your Epic login credentials. The link will take you to a fake website which will steal your login information (known as a phishing scam)
If you receive a DM stating you won a giveaway please report the user by typing !report in the #r-sc channel.
If you have logged into the fake website, IMMEDIATELY change your login credentials on Epic and anywhere you use the same Email/Password. If your items have already been stolen RL Garage CANNOT HELP, please report this to Psyonix via the Psyonix support page.

[upper niche]

Looking good so far

[real nacelle]

Anyone else experience very high ping on rl today?

[upper niche]

piastri good too

[proud forge]

Revenge for Bahrain

[blazing scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chips-bye-chat-bye-gif-25685393

[crimson loom]

Talking about f1

[upper niche]

Sainz fourth

[proud forge]

Nice

[upper niche]

Perez getting the best time

[proud forge]

up by 0.122

[upper niche]

Yeah kinda big in f1

[upper niche]

Yeh

[proud forge]

Q3 gonna be close tho

[upper niche]

have i won a tw octane?

[safe silo]

https://tenor.com/view/małpa-małpka-monkey-smutek-żal-foch-gif-21644432

[upper niche]

yeah

Alpine did decently

ive got two dms saying i won a tw octane from here idk if its a scam

[crimson loom]

I only know someone called micheal schumacher

[upper niche]

but no way they make it to Q4

[proud forge]

Perez used 4 sets of Tyres Alonso used 3

[silver pendant]

It is.

[crimson loom]

So hes my favourite

[upper niche]

He pretty much dead

okay

[crimson loom]

Oh

Hes still my favourite

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[upper niche]

i clicked on a link and signed in

oh no

[silver pendant]

~giveawayscam

[trail trout]

:bangbang: There is currently NO active giveaway on RL Garage! :bangbang:

DMs saying you have won a giveaway are scams made to steal your Epic login credentials. The link will take you to a fake website which will steal your login information (known as a phishing scam)
If you receive a DM stating you won a giveaway please report the user by typing !report in the #r-sc channel.
If you have logged into the fake website, IMMEDIATELY change your login credentials on Epic and anywhere you use the same Email/Password. If your items have already been stolen RL Garage CANNOT HELP, please report this to Psyonix via the Psyonix support page.

[upper niche]

@proud forge keep me updated

[proud forge]

18% of people say Stroll may get pole

[proud forge]

Will do

[upper niche]

tf

[proud forge]

I have the app

[upper niche]

aight thanks

[proud forge]

Np

[silver pendant]

What’s going on?

[proud forge]

F1 saudi arabia

[silver pendant]

Or is it private?

Ohhhh

[solemn axle]

What "wyw" means?

[balmy brook]

what you want

[fallow sail]

where'd Yakob wander

[balmy brook]

that too

[late coral]

What you want

[proud forge]

@upper niche Perez 1st Lec 2nd Russel 3rd after first runs

[upper niche]

let’s go

[proud forge]

0.660 within the top 4

[rare lance]

I still don't have pings enabled.

[twin yew]

I got scammed in the stupidest way possible

[silver pendant]

What happened?

[safe silo]

@rare lance

@rare lance

@rare lance

@rare lance

[twin yew]

@misty herald put 190 and some wheels for my wheels and I didnt pay attention and he removed the credits

Its my fault too

which sucks

[rare lance]

Still don't have pings enabled

[silver pendant]

What wheels?

Did you lose?

[safe silo]

@shrewd cedar

hi

[shrewd cedar]

Hello

[safe silo]

wanna be my new bestie

[shrewd cedar]

sure

[safe silo]

nice, you have pings enabled?

[shrewd cedar]

no

[proud forge]

@upper niche last runs starting

[safe silo]

oh

so nty

bye

[shrewd cedar]

bye

[kind meteor]

Hi I have pings enabled

[proud forge]

Sainz was blocked by Russel a bit

[safe silo]

bestie?

@kind meteor

[twin yew]

fg lobo wheels

[kind meteor]

💯

[safe silo]

EZ

Chess?

[kind meteor]

💯

[crimson loom]

Sell them for undermin

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/ithinkyoushouldleave-betrayal-betrayed-levels-noonehaseverseen-gif-22155357

[crimson loom]

If you arent already

[kind meteor]

Although I’m on phone so I hope it fücking g works

[twin yew]

those are the wheels I lost

[proud forge]

@upper niche Alonso 2nd

[twin yew]

i got some shitty 3 lobe wheels

and a lister inverted

[proud forge]

@upper niche Stroll Purple in Sector 1

[twin yew]

and an aeromag

[crimson loom]

Oh

[fervent hinge]

lets go

just crafted black market and got dueling

[proud forge]

@upper niche Perez 1st Leclerc 2nd (ignoring penalty) Alonso 3rd

[silver pendant]

You crafted it?

[upper niche]

noice

[crimson loom]

Wheres micheal schumacher

[upper niche]

He’s clutch rn

[crimson loom]

Wheres tgat

That

[fervent hinge]

trade in

[upper niche]

big lenny

[crimson loom]

E

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[silver pendant]

Oh, That’s a W

[fervent hinge]

frrr

[silver pendant]

Crafting it is an L

[fervent hinge]

ohh yeah

nah i didnt do that

[crimson loom]

Rare w if its tw

[upper niche]

@proud forge do you remember max qualif lap last year in Saudi Arabia

[fervent hinge]

i traded in 5 exotics

[silver pendant]

Yes

[proud forge]

No

[silver pendant]

Ye I understand now.

[fervent hinge]

saffron creeper from trading in some trash imports

W

and zomba

[upper niche]

still kinda bad

[silver pendant]

Painted?

[fervent hinge]

better than other things

[fervent hinge]

no just regular but my friend that i play 2s with wants them so ima give them to him

[silver pendant]

If you craft then it’s a L, trade for them, wayy cheaper

[fervent hinge]

it was just some trash import boosts that i had

i didnt want them

[silver pendant]

Still but they are like 1000 to craft

[fervent hinge]

wait not craft trade in

i keep messing up

[silver pendant]

Decent than.

[fervent hinge]

is rocket pass worth it

[silver pendant]

This season? Maybe.

[fervent hinge]

i may buy it idk

[crimson loom]

If you get to the painteds then probably

[fervent hinge]

im at tier 50 rn

or smthn like that

[crimson loom]

Yeah thats easy then

[silver pendant]

70 is painted tradeables.

[crimson loom]

71

[silver pendant]

same thing.

[crimson loom]

No

Theres a whole integer difference

[silver pendant]

I’m not gonna argue, I was close enough

[crimson loom]

Ok

I want either the black or tw torque tx wheels

Inverted

[silver pendant]

I got both rn

I bought out the rocket pass lol

[fervent hinge]

what r dueling dragons getting rn credit wise

[silver pendant]

Platform?

[fervent hinge]

pc

this kid and his friend keep tryna say its getting 350

[silver pendant]

600-709

[fervent hinge]

i dont believe that and keep tryna trade me for it

[fervent hinge]

alr thanks

[silver pendant]

no problemo

[silver pendant]

They don’t know prices or trying to scam you.

[fervent hinge]

def tryna scam me

[silver pendant]

One kid said tw lightshow was 1k credits before to me.

[fervent hinge]

i dont even know the value of that so idk

[silver pendant]

It is 50-150

So

[fervent hinge]

my main acc got banned for 700 hours so i switched over to this alt im using rn that has stuff on it so im trading

[silver pendant]

My friend has a 3000 hour ban rn

[fervent hinge]

jesus christ

whatd he do

[silver pendant]

Say a ton of racist stuff in chat

[fervent hinge]

wow

[silver pendant]

He thought like 500 hours

But now

3000

[fervent hinge]

sucks for him thats like half a year

or wait

wrong math

less than half

[rare lance]

@safe silo

[viral atlas]

Hai

[fervent hinge]

is it worth trading in saffron creeper, creeper, zomba, and 2 dracos for a black market

[viral atlas]

So who is the real osiris

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[blazing scroll]

me

[amber portal]

Like 80% chance of a loss

[little widget]

That's really upto you. If you're luck is good then u can get some good painted bm, otherwise a tora

[silver pendant]

Nahh, a wet paint.

[balmy brook]

not you

[viral atlas]

smash

[viral atlas]

not smash

[amber portal]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-great-like-thumbs-up-gif-4725237

[upper niche]

My messages aren’t working on rl garage it sends on my phone but other people don’t get them. Anything I should do to fix?

[mortal swan]

imagine using tts in discord

[silver pendant]

Uhh

[upper niche]

me when I can't solve the easiest algorithm

[silver pendant]

🤯🔫

[weak ledge]

[kind meteor]

e

Yes

I remember e

Cat

[outer apex]

Hi there, is the RL Garage website somehow geo-restricted?

[blazing scroll]

yes but you dont have out of server emoji perms

[amber portal]

I’m horrible at this

[kind meteor]

You don’t have permission to use emojis from outside of this server

[little widget]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-love-begging-please-forgive-me-gif-19573156

[amber portal]

👽

[upper niche]

ong

[silver pendant]

Lmao

It be like that sometimes.

[balmy dome]

Sup

[upper niche]

oh I figured it out

all I had to do was remove the 1 from the first for loop

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[upper niche]

nice

now faster

[little widget]

[blazing scroll]

perfection

[urban burrow]

Fr

[floral notch]

WHOOO finally i got one eyyy

[little widget]

ngl i dont think i actually got this yet

[floral notch]

no idea how I didn’t get one earlier

[upper niche]

hi guys how are yall :))

[little widget]

fine fine how are you?

[dark seal]

Nicolas Molinari is a scam right?

[upper niche]

good thanks

[dark seal]

i got the same thing its scam right?

[floral notch]

ofc it is

[dark seal]

making sure

appreciate it

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[little widget]

?

are you talking about him sending some giveaway link? yeah its a scam

[dark seal]

yeah thanks

[languid mulch]

W/L

[little widget]

is it always this costly? for sub zero tw striker?

[languid mulch]

no clue

[little widget]

i have no clue, we need to pull in the expertos

[languid mulch]

i got it for min 🤷‍♂️

doubled my money

[little widget]

how do you know u got it for min though?

[languid mulch]

cuz i bought it for 2k

[little widget]

wait, insiders price is matching the price given?

[languid mulch]

xd

[little widget]

oh sheet my bad, ooooof

[languid mulch]

xd

[floral notch]

e

[little widget]

i completely forgot you were selling

bloody heck thats beyond epic

[languid mulch]

apparently they go for 20k on xbox

thats why he payed so much

probably cross plat trader

[proud forge]

Love the wacky team names I get in EU tourneys

[violet tiger]

Hi can someone tell me what are undermin please ?

[proud forge]

Just played a team called 'Cancer'

[floral notch]

undermin means under minimum price

[violet tiger]

Oh okay thanks

[languid mulch]

uhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh

[little widget]

undermin could be anything actually, it could mean anywhere from 200 creds to 10 creds

[violet tiger]

thanks

[proud forge]

Hi

[upper niche]

good deal

[fervent hinge]

should i trade my dueling dragons for a sky blue hellfire blueprint

i can craft it if i get it

worth 2.2-2.4K

[crimson loom]

No

[fervent hinge]

wait hol up how much does it cost to craft

i forgot

i may jus be dumb

[crimson loom]

2.2k

Might be more

[fervent hinge]

oh yeah nvm

i was thinkin something else

like fennec prices to craft

[crimson loom]

Ah

[little widget]

definite NO

[crimson loom]

Yeah id never trade for blueprints

[upper niche]

you can trade subzero cross plat?

[crimson loom]

Only if i was getting the deal of a lifetime on a tw octane

[little widget]

unless you get a good blueprint

like a tw zomba blueprint

[languid mulch]

yeah

golden series

[little widget]

or a tw fennec blueprint

[crimson loom]

I hate fennec

[fervent hinge]

i was thinkin itd cost like 700 to craft but i was thinking stupidly

[little widget]

or some old died out blueprint

[upper niche]

why is there such a big price diff

[crimson loom]

Tw blue print would rot in my inventory

[languid mulch]

no clue

[crimson loom]

Never to be crafted

[languid mulch]

made bank tho

[upper niche]

fr

[fervent hinge]

why do ppl keep tryna underpay for my dueling

[random grove]

bro why is the buzzer topper so hard to find

[onyx grotto]

cause I have the stock

[random grove]

bro has them all

[little widget]

because they want the item for the cheapest possible

[upper niche]

bro is price manipulating 💯

[little widget]

no clue

[fervent hinge]

ik but ppl legit cussing me out cuz i wont take their like 400 credit offer

callin me stupid n stuff

[crimson loom]

What u trading on

[fervent hinge]

pc

[crimson loom]

Rl garage?

Oh

[knotty otter]

https://i.imgur.com/VJxuvSW.jpeg

[crimson loom]

No wonder

[upper niche]

nah RLTP

[fervent hinge]

this server and rl garage

[crimson loom]

Rocket league toilet paper

Whats that

[crimson loom]

Ah

[upper niche]

rocket league trading post

[little widget]

you should told him to enable mic

noice noice commentary

[crimson loom]

Invite us to the discord if it has one

[little widget]

[thin dock]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-rolling-roll-funny-dark-souls-gif-25412731

[crimson loom]

Please

[fervent hinge]

should i switch to controller

[crimson loom]

Yeah

[onyx grotto]

depends

[fervent hinge]

whats so good ab controller

[crimson loom]

Unless its ps4 controller

[little widget]

yes yus yes yus

[fervent hinge]

i dont get it i see so many pros using controller

[crimson loom]

Easier to use

[little widget]

flip kbm out of window

[knotty otter]

my team was worse than bots I wish i was 1 v 3ing them , it was 2 v 4 😦
where the 2nd guy kept missing the net with basic shots

[fervent hinge]

none on keyboard

[little widget]

[thin dock]

https://tenor.com/view/erling-haaland-haaland-erling-haaland-man-city-erling-haaland-manchester-city-haaland-man-city-gif-26321827

[crimson loom]

Hattrick hero

Got another against burnkey

[thin dock]

fr fr

[crimson loom]

Burnley

[thin dock]

alvarez also 2 goals

[crimson loom]

And cole palmer

Is that his first goal

Of prem

[thin dock]

think so

[crimson loom]

Crowd was abit silent on it ngl

[thin dock]

chelsea 2-2

[crimson loom]

Its always shit when they score on the family stand end

[rare lance]

@safe silo why?

[upper niche]

hansen

[thin dock]

trip

[upper niche]

are you a racoon

[fervent hinge]

dueling for TW fennec bp?

[thin dock]

of crouse

[fervent hinge]

should i do this

[upper niche]

do you play chess?

[thin dock]

no

[upper niche]

ok

[crimson loom]

I do

Once a month for an hour

But i still play it

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[fallow sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922562780819755120/984450420715950120/ezgif-4-11ea35fc7c.gif

[thin dock]

hi toshi

[white lark]

@dense oyster

[dense oyster]

wha

[little widget]

[floral notch]

hi hansen

you’re no longer stinky

[fallow sail]

yes he is

[floral notch]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-bath-baby-gif-19641335

[thin dock]

ty

[little widget]

[weak ledge]

Hansen

Hansen

[thin dock]

hello

[weak ledge]

Hru

Hi Astro

[eager haven]

Hai

[weak ledge]

You nerd

DUVE

[thin dock]

me good

you?

[eager haven]

YES

[eager haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922562780819755120/984450420715950120/ezgif-4-11ea35fc7c.gif

[floral notch]

nono you stinky meanie

no ghost ping

@eager haven

[weak ledge]

5

[eager haven]

7*

[coral plover]

@dull thistle

[fallow sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922562780819755120/984450420715950120/ezgif-4-11ea35fc7c.gif

[eager haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922562780819755120/984450420715950120/ezgif-4-11ea35fc7c.gif

[fallow sail]

why's the item shop an hour late

[floral notch]

it’s not?

[fallow sail]

ye

[floral notch]

it’s on time

[fallow sail]

it comes out at 12 most days now it's 1

oh maybe it doesn't adjust for daylight savings time

[floral notch]

yes

[lucid cove]

i fucking hate you

[floral notch]

you’re welcome.

[lucid cove]

rick gamecube isnt real, it cant hurt you
rick gamecube:

[balmy dome]

I literally fell asleep to this

That's why I could only reply now

Because some inconsiderate idiot put on yoga music or whatever

Like wtf

[balmy dome]

What's daylight savings

[thin dock]

fair fair

[floral notch]

clocks move an hour forward

[thin dock]

also happens to me

[balmy dome]

OMG OMG

[floral notch]

and backward

[balmy dome]

THE MARKET IS GOIING TO CRASH!!!

INTRUDIUM IN SHOP FOR 2000!😱

Insta cop

[balmy dome]

Always

[balmy dome]

Whaa

[lucid cove]

the only asmr that will actually give your back tingles:

[floral notch]

not like it’s gonna do anything for me living so close to the arctic circle but

we get like 4 hours of sunlight during December

[balmy dome]

I just googled it

It doesn't affect me where I live

[crimson loom]

All finnish people only get 4 hours of sunlight

[floral notch]

no.

[lucid cove]

i think it stays at the same time always, so it doesnt adjust

[balmy dome]

So everybody just sets their clocks an hour before and an hour after depending on the season

Crazy

[lucid cove]

they do it themselves here

but yeah

[fallow sail]

stupid American thing

[crimson loom]

Yes

[lucid cove]

its so you dont wake up in complete darkness in winter

even though winter time is the actual real time ive heard

and summer time is an hour earlier

[balmy dome]

Kinda weird that I didn't hear of it before

[fallow sail]

they might remove dst forever this year

[crimson loom]

Hear what

[lucid cove]

seems to be a european thing, i could be wrong tho

[floral notch]

no people below Tampere get like 6-8 hours of sunlight during December

[kind meteor]

Inshallah

[balmy dome]

Why?

[balmy dome]

Ameen

[fallow sail]

DST was invented to save energy since people use more electricity in darkness

[fallow sail]

because everyone hates it

[kind meteor]

Because it’s fucky and annoying

[lucid cove]

they've been thinking about removing it for germany years because its useless as hell

[crimson loom]

How

[fallow sail]

for once, all Americans agree on something

[floral notch]

messes up your sleep schedule

[kind meteor]

Because you have to accommodate and get used to the time changes

[lucid cove]

lmfao

[kind meteor]

And then it changes again

[lucid cove]

the only thing americans agree on: summer time and second amendment

😂

[balmy dome]

Doesn't that fuck your circadian rhythm tho?

[lucid cove]

not at all

[fallow sail]

Americans definitely don't agree on 2nd amendment

[lucid cove]

i usually dont even notice it

[balmy dome]

Seems like it should

[lucid cove]

dont all of you love your guns?

[fallow sail]

no lmao

[lucid cove]

damn

[balmy dome]

Bs

[crimson loom]

Should do

[fallow sail]

that's one of the most divisive issues in America

[balmy dome]

There's more guns than people in America

[lucid cove]

you dont love freedom 😠

[fallow sail]

right because a few people have a lot of guns. most people don't want them

[crimson loom]

That would seem normal though to me

[balmy dome]

Any "American" who doesn't love guns more than their family isn't American

[lucid cove]

that is not normal 😂

[crimson loom]

Why not

[fallow sail]

I love coffee more than guns

[balmy dome]

Fair

[lucid cove]

civillians should not be allowed to carry or own guns

its stupid

[balmy dome]

Coffee is ass tho

[floral notch]

hunting.

[fallow sail]

I love having a 103 degree fever and diarrhea more than guns

[crimson loom]

Youve been drinking the wrong coffee then

[odd quartz]

Does anyone knows what the interstellar blueprint is worth?

[crimson loom]

Rather be shot than have a fever

[lucid cove]

you need a license for that kinda stuff here, and its only for people who do it professionally

[fallow sail]

0

[crimson loom]

Cant sleep then

[balmy dome]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-hero-no-more-heroes-bad-take-gif-24149258

[odd quartz]

How so?

[balmy dome]

Genuinely horrid take

[fallow sail]

I have a baseball bat in my house, no guns

[balmy dome]

Civilians should definitely have guns

[floral notch]

well here yes you need a license but you don’t necessarily have to be a professional

[lucid cove]

problem with licenses: anyone can get them

[crimson loom]

Even underage people? Or people with criminal records?

[fallow sail]

yes in some states

[floral notch]

yet we have like 1-4 murders a year here

[balmy dome]

Those who use guns for the wrong purpose will always have guns regardless of what laws are put into place

[lucid cove]

gun licenses are 18+ for anyone in germany

[balmy dome]

Restricting civilians won't solve any problem

[lucid cove]

only airsoft and non-lethal weapons btw

[fallow sail]

pretty sure they give babies M16s rather than pacifiers in Texas

[crimson loom]

If your 18 plus with a gun you should surely have some self judgement wheather its a good idea

[balmy dome]

Just because you're legally an adult doesn't mean you're capable of thinking like one

[lime river]

@cedar cloak

[thin dock]

prof

omg

[lime river]

sup

[thin dock]

ho wya doing

[lucid cove]

also we arent allow to carry gravity knives, one handed flip knives, flip knives that are double edged and knives that are longer than 8.5cm in public

[balmy dome]

@thorn token

[crimson loom]

Then a law should he imposed where you should have a psychiatric evaluation to be shown if getting a licence or buying a gun

[balmy dome]

Yeah fuck that, California has some dumb as shit rules regarding knives

[lucid cove]

gravity knives arent even legal to be owned, except for karambits, but those have to be a certain length

[fallow sail]

what's a gravity knife

[balmy dome]

One of the few things that I fancy about our laws

[lucid cove]

as i said, those guns are non-lethal only, lethal weapons are only allowed to be carried by policemen or the military

[balmy dome]

It's a homophone

[fallow sail]

now I'm more confused

[lucid cove]

butterfly knives, karambits, basically any knive you have to open or that can be used for tricks

[balmy dome]

Basically

[fallow sail]

oh interesting

I have a butterfly beer opener

[balmy dome]

Tbf any knife can he used to do tricks

[crimson loom]

Isnt there an actual thing called a gravity knife though

[balmy dome]

Yep

It opens just by turning it upside down

[crimson loom]

Yeah

[balmy dome]

Or smth to that extent

[fallow sail]

like a police baton?

[lucid cove]

that doesnt count, trainers such as dull ones or bottle openers are legal, but shouldnt be carried in public

[balmy dome]

Kinda

[blazing scroll]

normal knife

[fallow sail]

yeah I know I'm jk

[crimson loom]

Seems abit pointless though if its a stiletto head

[thin dock]

wait fr?

[balmy dome]

I've got like 5 knives in my draw rn💀

[lucid cove]

it slides into the handle

[blazing scroll]

why is that illegal

basically a pocket knife

[balmy dome]

Normal switchblade, one of those multi tool ones, another switchblade, butterfly knife, another multi tool one, and some other weird ass knife my grandma gave me before she died

Butterfly knife is a trainer

[fading aspen]

Marble fade? Fac new?

[lucid cove]

because you can open it with one hand, which means that it is easy to hide and draw to attack someone in public, which is strictly forbidden in germany, knives have to be shorter than 8.5cm (~3.5 inches) and have to be openable with two hands

[crimson loom]

No guns in germany so no alternative to lethal weapons i guess

[balmy dome]

Not looking to cut off my all my fucking fingers atm

[fallow sail]

maybe because concealable?

[crimson loom]

Unless you make makeshift guns

[fallow sail]

brass knuckles are illegal too

[crimson loom]

My knuckles are already brass

[fallow sail]

yeah they are

[fading aspen]

Unless u build them into your hand

[crimson loom]

Hard as nails me

[balmy dome]

And because with knives like butterfly knives, the actual blade is concealed even while brandished in the open

[fading aspen]

Say it was a birth defect

[fallow sail]

birth effect*

[lucid cove]

yes, and it can be drawn very quickly with a single hand

so it falls under that category

[crimson loom]

Think they would detect a defect or scarring in your hand

[blazing scroll]

when i was a kid my 10 year old friend had a pocket knife

[fading aspen]

Sorry sir was born with iron knucks

[fallow sail]

I thought it means Fin like finished 😆

[lucid cove]

swiss knives are a different story, those are legal because you can open them with one hand and they are usually shorter than 8.5 cm

[balmy dome]

I love how fucking random this chat is

[fallow sail]

pretty sure most kids have pocket knives

[blazing scroll]

[lucid cove]

also they count as multi tools, which are 100% legal to be owned and carried by any age

[balmy dome]

We don't talk about England though........

[blazing scroll]

interesting

[crimson loom]

So why couldnt a gun with a bayonnette be legal

[fallow sail]

it's always interesting what airports consider weapons

anything could be one

[crimson loom]

Say the knife is used to spread butter

[lucid cove]

what about the gun

[crimson loom]

Hunting

Pigeon shooting

As a sport

[lucid cove]

thats illegal

😂

[balmy dome]

Damn

[lucid cove]

you need to have a license for hunting

[crimson loom]

The sport you shoot clay replicas

[balmy dome]

Germany has some strict rules

[lucid cove]

you even need a fishing license

[fallow sail]

I inherited some intense knives once and accidentally forgot to take them out of my suitcase when I did a flight, they didn't even detect them in the scanners

[crimson loom]

Put a fishing hook on the bayonnette gun then

[fading aspen]

Snuck the karambit lore

[blazing scroll]

lucky

[balmy dome]

That's common in alot of places

[crimson loom]

2 purposes

[floral notch]

literally almost everyone who doesn’t live in a big city here has one of these

[fallow sail]

they would just make me pay to ship it home for like $50 lol

[lucid cove]

yeah and the knife laws especially are super fucking stupid, you could kill anyone with any knife, no matter the length or with how many hands you could draw it

[crimson loom]

I want one of them

[blazing scroll]

still lucky
$50 is $50

[balmy dome]

In case of investigation by federal entities or similar, I have no involvement with people in this server, I do not know the people in this server, and I do not condone the actions of anyone in this server.

[fallow sail]

haha, I don't think a knife would put you on any watchlist. lots of people have swiss knives on their keychains

[lucid cove]

remember our plans to assasinate the president

[balmy dome]

You could kill somebody with anything really

[fading aspen]

🚔

Ur coming with me

[fallow sail]

kill me with a burrito please

[balmy dome]

In case of investigation by federal entities or similar, I have no involvement with people in this server, I do not know the people in this server, and I do not condone the actions of anyone in this server.

[lucid cove]

that is absolutely true

[crimson loom]

🧢 you frequently plot heinous acts with firearms

[blazing scroll]

how many slaps with a burrito until it kills you?

[balmy dome]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-yes-sir-gif-21589754

[crimson loom]

Isnt it like 40000

Or that might be a fish

[balmy dome]

Lay him on his back, plug his nose, forcefully shove burrito in mouth

[floral notch]

if you live in Finland you can buy one without a license and your age doesn’t matter anyone can buy one but the seller can refuse to sell it to someone

[crimson loom]

Is that a slap

[balmy dome]

I do not know you

[crimson loom]

No you do

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[crimson loom]

I think you can get one in the uk but idk where to order one

Is it like a whittling knife

[balmy dome]

I've never had any previous contact with anybody in this server

[floral notch]

it’s mostly meant to cut wood and fish

[crimson loom]

Ye a whittling knife

[floral notch]

ye

[crimson loom]

You asked me for a known firearms dealers number

[balmy dome]

Also

[floral notch]

or “Puukko” in Finnish

[balmy dome]

Malls sell tons of knives with really long blades

[rich brook]

im making a rocket league fnf mod.i'm trying to find a car that suits the character bf

[balmy dome]

U can call anything a kitchen knife

[crimson loom]

I dont think so buddy

[fading aspen]

Fast n furious?

[crimson loom]

Has to fit certain factors i believe

Cant really call a sword a kitchen knife

[balmy dome]

What if you're a cannibal tho

Then a sword is indeed a kitchen knife

[floral notch]

our kitchen knives are barely sharp, once i managed to slice my finger but there wasn’t even a scratch

[balmy dome]

Cutting food must be a pain ij the ass

Like a huge ass pain

[crimson loom]

If i was i cannible id use a serrated edge knife

[floral notch]

it is, that’s why i use my own knife

[crimson loom]

Get through muscle and skin quicker

[balmy dome]

If i was a cannibal I wouldn't use a knife

[thin dock]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-rolling-roll-funny-dark-souls-gif-25412731

[crimson loom]

Would be harder to eat

[balmy dome]

Hansen, it's bath time

[thin dock]

i had a shower to day smh

[balmy dome]

Not if yoi boil it right

[crimson loom]

How would you cypher the blood out then without the blood boiling aswell

Cyphen

[fading aspen]

Broke your 2 year streak

[balmy dome]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-playing-water-pool-pet-gif-7564469

[crimson loom]

Because i wouldnt want a body to eat with boiling blood in it

[thin dock]

yeah sadly

[balmy dome]

Theoretically, I wouldn't remove the blood

[mossy mural]

guys I’m silver 3

[thin dock]

congrats

[balmy dome]

Im silver 1

[fallow sail]

hopefully unlimited

[mossy mural]

noob

[balmy dome]

Can you carry me please

[mossy mural]

no

[balmy dome]

Please boost me

I'll pay you

[mossy mural]

How much

[crimson loom]

I would in fear of contracting blood infested diseases

[balmy dome]

57 peanuts

[thin dock]

only

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-oh-mah-gawd-suprised-mouth-open-gif-22394223

[crimson loom]

One beer played with me last night

[balmy dome]

You don't want to die?

[crimson loom]

We wont 2

Won

[crimson loom]

Rather eat more bodies first

[fallow sail]

depends how much do you weigh

[crimson loom]

Not having thick plasma as a drink

[fossil flare]

is it worth getting tw reapers at this high price rn?

[balmy dome]

70kg

[vocal rivet]

If I won a giveaway do I get dmed a link

[balmy dome]

No

[mossy mural]

Yes

[balmy dome]

That's a scam

[mossy mural]

Click it

[crimson loom]

Yes open it

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hellinheavns-gif-19714686

[balmy dome]

You're gonna get him fished

[fossil flare]

yes or nah?

[crimson loom]

If you wsnt

Want

[vocal rivet]

Nty

[mossy mural]

how much are they

[balmy dome]

I'm 5'9 tho

[crimson loom]

2 million credits

[vocal rivet]

No

[fallow sail]

only joking anyways lol

[mossy mural]

siriusly

[crimson loom]

Thats still plump

Im 6'2 and not that heavy

[fossil flare]

like will they go down?

[night lake]

am i the only one who randomly ended up in this server?

[balmy dome]

Nah, I go jim

[crimson loom]

Probably not for a bit

[vocal rivet]

6'4 84kg

[mossy mural]

is that you in your pfp

[balmy dome]

Got few kgs muscle

[night lake]

and why was a link to this server sent to all my contacts looooooool

[fossil flare]

ok thanks, but for long term what price do u see them at?

[balmy dome]

Weight?

[crimson loom]

I would but i wouldnt want to go on my own

[balmy dome]

Why not

Going on your own is great

[crimson loom]

Probably the price they are now

[fossil flare]

ok thanks

[crimson loom]

Id rather have a friend or someone to come aswell

Feels abit awkward on your own with other sweaty people

[balmy dome]

Memberships are discounted if you're a teenager at the gym I go to as well

Ig, everybody is Hella friendly at the gym tho

[crimson loom]

Im relatively fit without a gym rn anyway

[balmy dome]

Except for some fucktards who think they own the place

Yeah no, you definitely don't need the gym to get fit

[crimson loom]

What does the gym really do in all honesty

[thorn onyx]

should i trade my event crates for cr or is it worth tringy my luck

[balmy dome]

Depends on your goal

Some people go to get a good physique

[crimson loom]

Because i could improve my cardiovascular endurance on my own else where like plsying sports

[balmy dome]

Others go to increase strength

[fallow sail]

save your money on gyms and just ride a bike ||it's only the price of about 100 months of gym||

[vocal rivet]

Anyone on switch wanna trade on rl?

[balmy dome]

Some go to improve athleticsm

[crimson loom]

Wouldnt you do actual athletics for that though

[fading aspen]

I go to get unlimited women

[crimson loom]

Like swimming or running

[balmy dome]

Gym does NOT get you women lol

[mossy mural]

ikr

[fading aspen]

Trade I get all rares

[mossy mural]

i got the best rizz

[rare lance]

conversation in here has been real weird tonight

[balmy dome]

Mostly, but the leg machines and pull ups etc will help you Improve a bit as well

[thorn onyx]

cheers bro

[fallow sail]

biking makes you healthy so you can live longer ||and be forever alone||

[balmy dome]

Well more than a bit

[mossy mural]

can I drop some rizz?

[crimson loom]

I guess

[fallow sail]

when has it been normal

[balmy dome]

Biking is great

[rare lance]

wtf is rizz

[mossy mural]

ew nvm

[fallow sail]

https://tenor.com/view/your-dad-woo-yeah-groovin-gif-20944215

[balmy dome]

Isn't it always?

[crimson loom]

But its quite a struggle when it improves it bit by bit and it costs to go to the gym

[thorn onyx]

bro should i trade my event crates for cr or is it worth trying my luck youre into this stuff so you probably have a better assessment

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-i-dont-know-shrugs-idk-gif-16477921

[fading aspen]

Wow so I’m nothing to you

[thorn onyx]

im sorry

[rare lance]

https://tenor.com/view/you-made-a-bad-choice-benjamin-lupo-dr-lupo-wrong-decision-bad-move-gif-17832383

[thorn onyx]

il

y

[floral notch]

very high resolution cat with a crown

[fallow sail]

hi nothing to you

[mossy mural]

it hurts my eyes

[thorn onyx]

i aint even make a choice yet buh

[fading aspen]

Return of plasma

[balmy dome]

A pull up bar doesn't cost too much and won't take up too much space in your room either, you don't really NEED the gym to improve athleticism, but it will definitely help

[rare lance]

Ubisoft: you have been logged out of Ubisoft connect for inactivity.
While actively playing Trackmania using Ubisoft.
Good game Ubisoft.

[crimson loom]

Yeah

[rare lance]

I mean in people you chose to ask.

[thorn onyx]

oh

[lyric sleet]

on steam?

[thorn onyx]

you dont play the game?

[floral notch]

i manually upscaled it from this

[crimson loom]

Thing is aswell is id probably get addicted and try snd mske myself look like a greek god

[rare lance]

I started it by clicking trackmania in my start bar, so probably not

[fading aspen]

Impressive

[crimson loom]

And end up ruining the sports i do because its not the right body type you would need

[lyric sleet]

no i mean, did u/do u play it on steam

[fallow sail]

I bought 2 bikes so I can use them as dumbbells

[lyric sleet]

if yes then thats the reason, something broke with it after steam release, ubisoft connect issues

[floral notch]

took 3 hours

of pain

and suffering

[lyric sleet]

i dont have the problem since i just play on ubisoft launcher

[balmy dome]

Balance is key