general

[mortal swan]

can u warn this guy #level-check message

[blazing scroll]

im not clicking it

[mortal swan]

@upper niche you aren't hansen😡

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[upper niche]

I agrée

[mortal swan]

[upper niche]

Never said I was

[mortal swan]

it's server promoting

[upper niche]

@thin dock

[mortal swan]

you're name does

[upper niche]

2.0

[mortal swan]

ipersonator

[thin dock]

yes

[upper niche]

he agrees

ipersonator omg

[mortal swan]

😡

[upper niche]

Spider-Man

You’re stuck in the matrix

Means when you jump really high

Today I stucked so high

Bro chill

What’s wrong with stucking

[half creek]

How can you get 100% painted item from a trade up? Or do you just need to be lucky. It's not like you add 5 painted and you get guaranteed painted back

[upper niche]

Luck

[split meadow]

U r idiot sweeper

I don’t

[upper niche]

I’m sad now

[split meadow]

[upper niche]

jk stay in silver kid

trash

Get good

Nah I’m a champion at stucking irl

[split meadow]

[upper niche]

How high can you stuck

♿?

Jumping very high

I just told you

Like you could you say you did a double stuck instead of double jump in rocket league

I retired

[stuck gate]

Why I still banned

[upper niche]

It means to get violently beaten

[raven thicket]

it means no longer

out of the job

that's really mean to say

[upper niche]

I’m gonna stuck on your face

[stuck gate]

Nah not really.

[upper niche]

Jumping really high

[stuck gate]

Is it true your pfp is you

[upper niche]

yes

[balmy dome]

You'll never be the orignal hansen

[stuck gate]

Ok good for you I guess

[upper niche]

Never claimed to be

I’m gonna stuck on you

[balmy dome]

When I first saw ur bio I thought it was a joke

[balmy dome]

Just reminding you

[upper niche]

You saw a gif ?

[balmy dome]

There is only one true hansen

[upper niche]

Cool

[balmy dome]

He's gonna reverse image search it💀

Lmfao

[stuck gate]

Imagine lying

[upper niche]

I’m gonna stuck on you bro

ur annoying af

[upper niche]

what lier mean

[balmy dome]

What do you mean by that?🤨

[balmy dome]

Ken pee!

Nice to meet u

[upper niche]

Stuck means means jumping really high

[balmy dome]

Since when?

[floral notch]

[upper niche]

It’s spelled liar

[balmy dome]

Bro speaks Binglish

[upper niche]

You don’t

[floral notch]

bingelish

[upper niche]

liar

Fraud

[balmy dome]

It's spelled lyer

Idiots

[upper niche]

criminal

[balmy dome]

Thief

Scam

Scum

[upper niche]

Indian

sorry

[balmy dome]

💀

[floral notch]

no it’s spelled laiar

[upper niche]

that’s wrong

[balmy dome]

It's spelled lay here

[upper niche]

It’s spelled liar where I die

[balmy dome]

After I dies they're going to did will change a if "linear"

[upper niche]

Ah ok 👍

[raven thicket]

I drank 3 beers last night

[upper niche]

😈

[raven thicket]

it gave me hangover

[balmy dome]

U drank 3 bears?

[upper niche]

👍

[balmy dome]

I'm calling @mild glade

[raven thicket]

yes 3 bears

bears blood

[balmy dome]

Black?

Brown?

Polar?

[upper niche]

Green?

Irish

[uneven zealot]

What would be like a good offer of Zomba playmaker blueprint

[raven thicket]

mix

[upper niche]

69

[balmy dome]

Horse shit

Actually, I wouldn't even give horse shit

[upper niche]

Poop store

[balmy dome]

That can be used as compost

[upper niche]

Grow bananas

[raven thicket]

you play with horse shit?>

with compost

[upper niche]

Any Xbox controller:

[balmy dome]

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I don't

[raven thicket]

haha

[balmy dome]

Fr, the only thing making me second guess getting an xbox

[weak ledge]

[upper niche]

Are you ok

[upper niche]

Ban

[weak ledge]

NO

[raven thicket]

question is horse shit is good for compost

[upper niche]

how dare you fail in counting

[raven thicket]

I'm assuming you into garden

[mortal swan]

@weak ledge

[balmy dome]

The joysticks look like my cross-eyed cousin from Alabama

[mortal swan]

goodluck

[stuck gate]

Why

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[balmy dome]

Yes

[weak ledge]

Hi bloud

[mortal swan]

hi tk

[upper niche]

[raven thicket]

@balmy dome noted.

[balmy dome]

Imagine not having nitro

[balmy dome]

?

[mortal swan]

can u warn this guy? #level-check message

[upper niche]

It’s not worst than the French

[mortal swan]

ong

[low eagle]

How much does the price go up when it's non-crate???

[raven thicket]

Didn't know horse crap is good for compost.

[mortal swan]

💀 not the french

[raven thicket]

I'm new to garden

[mortal swan]

WHY

[balmy dome]

Most shit is

[low eagle]

most types of poop seem to be good for compost lol

[mortal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-that-thats-is-illegal-gif-18393263

[upper niche]

They invaded the general here yesterday 9-10am

[mortal swan]

BHAHAHAHA

[raven thicket]

not what i heard from YT

[balmy dome]

Horse shit, cow shit, donkey shit, beetle shit, your shit, my shit, shit shit

[raven thicket]

like dog crap and cat crap

[mortal swan]

[low eagle]

ye thats cos they are not nutritious poop

[balmy dome]

Just not toxic shit

[low eagle]

you need nutritious poop

[mortal swan]

wait

[raven thicket]

ah got it.

[mortal swan]

is this

[upper niche]

Yes

[mortal swan]

THE w'o'a

[raven thicket]

thank you for the info.

[balmy dome]

Ye, but my name got changed by one of the mods

[upper niche]

Switch died?

[balmy dome]

Back to my old username

[mortal swan]

change back

[balmy dome]

I had before this one

[balmy dome]

Can't, no nitro

[upper niche]

Boost the server

[mortal swan]

@dense cedar chnage back please.

[raven thicket]

@upper niche nah my pop's dragging me out to go with him.

[upper niche]

@south rapids

[balmy dome]

I hayw the guy

[mortal swan]

hes spaming alot

he has 1 mil messages

[balmy dome]

Removes my posts if I accidentally forget a space in my post

Pos

[low eagle]

what would the price of a Non-Crate Crimson Octane be? compared to a normal one

[balmy dome]

He's probably cl5

[raven thicket]

brb amigos.

[balmy dome]

Prolly like 50 more

[upper niche]

You’re 11

[balmy dome]

I used text to speech

So fuck u

[mortal swan]

i cant read

[upper niche]

I’m deaf

[mortal swan]

bless you

[balmy dome]

Must've been a lucky guess

[balmy dome]

No u

[mortal swan]

my dog tells me

[upper niche]

Thanks, it’s hard not seeing

[mortal swan]

❌ 🫵

[mortal swan]

not same

[upper niche]

Sorry I’m woman

[mortal swan]

say ong

[languid mulch]

god jesus fucking help me

[balmy dome]

I didn't read u nitwit, I used text to speech

[upper niche]

nog

fuck

[mortal swan]

all from tiktok? damn

[balmy dome]

Press decline all

[upper niche]

gon

[languid mulch]

nah i left my autobump on accident

💀💀

[upper niche]

ngo

[balmy dome]

It's worse when you already have the 300 friends on ur list lmao

[languid mulch]

d2

damn

[balmy dome]

Not true

Ssl is the worst rank

[upper niche]

ONG

I’ve got it

Ur silver

Stop capping

[sweet delta]

[upper niche]

u came in here and asked for a carry

[balmy dome]

Start hatting

[balmy dome]

Menfur

[mortal swan]

mevir

[upper niche]

mevr

[mild glade]

m8

can you dont

[balmy dome]

He had so much caps on himself that the weight broke his back

[upper niche]

No you asked everyone

[balmy dome]

It's actually "can u didn't ?"

[mild glade]

local man cannot can

[upper niche]

you is bad at enlgis ahaha

[mild glade]

i is aware

[balmy dome]

Hahaja

[mild glade]

u is clueless

[balmy dome]

He is a wear*

Stop wearing

[upper niche]

I’s dead

[mild glade]

ok no more pings pls guys thank you bye 👍

[balmy dome]

R.I.P I

[upper niche]

@mild glade hi

Sorry caps lock

Cap

[balmy dome]

@mild glade Pong

[mild glade]

respectfully

[balmy dome]

Not ping

[mild glade]

fuck off

[upper niche]

@mild glade Ping

[balmy dome]

Pong

[mild glade]

guess i have to leave the server

[upper niche]

🏓

[mild glade]

unlucky

[balmy dome]

"Fuck on"

[upper niche]

fuck if

[balmy dome]

Guess u dont

[balmy dome]

Inlicky

[upper niche]

U don’t is leave bro

[mild glade]

jesus christ how old are you guys

[balmy dome]

-5

[mild glade]

discord is 13+ did you know that

[upper niche]

No I’m 🆙

[balmy dome]

Unfortunately, 16

[balmy dome]

I actually didn't

[mild glade]

that's twice than what I would've guessed

[weak ledge]

[upper niche]

@mild glade I’m 19

[balmy dome]

What happened if they find out you're under 13

[mild glade]

your account gets nuked

[upper niche]

House

[balmy dome]

Honestly, I'll take that, that's a conpliment

I feel like I'm 6 ngl

[mild glade]

that would explain a lot

[balmy dome]

Can't wait to finger pete

Finger paint

[upper niche]

People fucking pawn

[balmy dome]

Pete's fat pe-

Pete's fat penhouse

[upper niche]

Nis

[balmy dome]

With pigs

[upper niche]

penhousenis

[balmy dome]

And piglets

And pigeons

[upper niche]

And bacon

[balmy dome]

Smacon

[upper niche]

Ski 🎿

[balmy dome]

Smac on dis

[upper niche]

but

[balmy dome]

Pee

[upper niche]

SkinnyShorts

[balmy dome]

ThickPants

[upper niche]

I’m just saying I have a good time and mana pool but I’m still here and I have a few minutes of sleep so I’m just going on the treadmill now I’m just going on my bed now and mana will do the best I have ever had so much better to

[balmy dome]

No lmao

[balmy dome]

That's the dumbest thinf ever

Profile picture lmao

[upper niche]

profile picture is al

[upper niche]

ikr

[balmy dome]

There's not even a word that starts with an f

I guess the f decided to f off

[upper niche]

It’s not safe for work

we can’t say here

[balmy dome]

Or school

[outer solar]

hi

[upper niche]

we could get banned

[balmy dome]

Depends on where you work...

Discord will ban him

[upper niche]

I don’t want to get banned from discord bro

al= profile picture

[balmy dome]

@prime void

[upper niche]

@upper niche do you like my al

[balmy dome]

@upper niche Whats your name?

[upper niche]

He has no name

[balmy dome]

I wonder who her nam future be

[balmy dome]

[upper niche]

Yeah they’re pretty complicated

but do you like my al

[balmy dome]

I don't think he does 😭

Big meanie

[upper niche]

Profile picture

[balmy dome]

It means house mouse

[upper niche]

what do you mean

[balmy dome]

He's high

[upper niche]

Oh

[balmy dome]

Biden looks different

[upper niche]

My al is me bro

Why do you think my al is not me

Keep up the great work 👍

[stuck gate]

Why would you have an only fans link .

[upper niche]

Money?

I had it before I saw you

my al is me I’m not joking

[karmic geyser]

Is the app not working that well or why is there no shop update atm?

[upper niche]

Why

I like this one

I dont want to change my al

I’m not gonna take a selfie at school

I’m class

In class

[balmy dome]

Imagine lmfao

Making of content ar mfing school

[upper niche]

Life’s tough bro

[balmy dome]

Yes, he's in art class

Creating art

[balmy dome]

Fair

[upper niche]

with my ||body||

I told him

[balmy dome]

I'm her teacher

[upper niche]

Jk

[balmy dome]

Mr.Bulokygus Junfle the third

[upper niche]

Bro

don’t say my teachers name

Here

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[balmy dome]

Mv mb, forgot

[upper niche]

What

[balmy dome]

Someone send me a link rn so I can defy this mfer

No, shhhh

[upper niche]

ok don’t tell anyone

sarcasm

[balmy dome]

Ur blowing our cover, you're not supposed to tell them

[upper niche]

sorry

[balmy dome]

Nobody can know

[upper niche]

stop

[balmy dome]

I can't say

[upper niche]

yeah shhh

Don’t tell everyone

People are not supposed to know

[balmy dome]

Yeah

[upper niche]

Now shh

[balmy dome]

Secret

She made a mistake

[upper niche]

I forgot that we were in a server

[balmy dome]

Slipped out

STFU

[upper niche]

Shhhh

[upper niche]

bro we told you to not say nothing

[balmy dome]

NOOOOO

Hansen

U didn't see shit

Go away

[upper niche]

Idiot

[thin dock]

what

water

[upper niche]

Go

[balmy dome]

what

[upper niche]

leave Hansen

I’m taking care of iy

It

[thin dock]

you also hansen

[balmy dome]

Hansen ur handsome

[thin dock]

so you would also

[mortal swan]

HANS3N

[thin dock]

you also

[upper niche]

Fuck

[balmy dome]

I give compliments, u keep secret

[balmy dome]

U

[upper niche]

blood

shhh

Don’t say ok

[mortal swan]

ko

[balmy dome]

Nah it's fine, I've got O-

Not compatible

[mortal swan]

u made a good choice

[balmy dome]

Blouse can't snitch

I identify as a cybertruck

[thin dock]

im confused

help

[upper niche]

@upper niche he’s my brother

[thin dock]

whats goin on

[balmy dome]

No

[mortal swan]

my pfp lmao

[thin dock]

oooh

red panda

[balmy dome]

@mild glade can help you

[mortal swan]

hansen 1.0

[upper niche]

My al so much better

[thin dock]

hansen 2.0 is my sister

[balmy dome]

Al

[mortal swan]

sweeper is that you in the pfp?

[upper niche]

yes

[thin dock]

it is

[mortal swan]

lemme sub to ur onlytans

[balmy dome]

How stuck is your vertical?

[balmy dome]

Onlyfans is so shit
Onlyaircon>>

[upper niche]

fr

[thin dock]

are you even home yet?

[mortal swan]

@upper niche whatsup with youre OF pfp dawg

[upper niche]

For men yes

Cuz your al is shit

[balmy dome]

Sounds like you recognize it

[upper niche]

pfp?

[balmy dome]

🤨

[upper niche]

profile picture = al

[balmy dome]

Are you boy or girl?

[lime river]

@static yarrow

[upper niche]

Men

[thin dock]

omg its prof

[mortal swan]

@static yarrow

[lime river]

Asuh

[upper niche]

@static yarrow

[mortal swan]

ISNT THAT THE STREAMER

GUYS CHECK HIM OUT

[lime river]

No please I

[balmy dome]

No need for this, we can be friends

Haha

[lime river]

Don't spam noobs

[upper niche]

I dont

[mortal swan]

@shrewd cedar

https://tenor.com/view/icebreaker-icebreaker-in-chat-repost-if-icebreaker-hvh-boss-gif-22099949

[upper niche]

Cuz I’m girl and I don’t like your al

[thin dock]

dad asked when you home

[upper niche]

When my art class is over

[thin dock]

fair

[upper niche]

dude

finishes at 17:05

[balmy dome]

I'm keeping you for double dettention

[thin dock]

wassup trip

[upper niche]

what I do

[balmy dome]

Ugly bag

Guess

[upper niche]

Bro

He’s my brother I said

[upper niche]

how do I use windows and macos at the same time

[balmy dome]

Ugly ass bag, imagine not having a blue and Grey bag smhhh

[thin dock]

idk

[balmy dome]

Computer

[upper niche]

teal and grey

[balmy dome]

Guess again

[upper niche]

girl

[balmy dome]

Teal Is ass

Guess again again

[lucid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-chamber-valorant-chamber-valorant-valorant-meme-gif-23642795

[upper niche]

boy?

[balmy dome]

Hint: Orange Shelf

[upper niche]

Ok I’ll buy new one once I get my of payroll

[balmy dome]

Guess Again

[upper niche]

what is an orange shelf

[balmy dome]

Not red

[upper niche]

is that a boy?

[balmy dome]

What's a boy?

[upper niche]

define boy

[balmy dome]

Tr1p is hard tripping rn

[lucid cove]

hello people

[balmy dome]

Released

[balmy brook]

hello goofy person

[balmy dome]

Goofy ahh person

[balmy brook]

[balmy dome]

Ass pec

[lucid cove]

ill be honest, her neck looks like shes at least 40

[balmy brook]

never call me that again

[balmy dome]

Ass pec

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/bean-dies-from-cringe-gif-22301441

[thin dock]

[lucid cove]

whats up water

[balmy dome]

NECK!?

[balmy dome]

No, water down

[upper niche]

I’m 19

[lucid cove]

the thing below your head

its called a neck

[upper niche]

no way

[lucid cove]

oh

40 was close

[upper niche]

I'm learning

[balmy dome]

Pfp looks 20's

[upper niche]

Yeah decent guess

[balmy dome]

Like 24ish

[upper niche]

I’m turning 20 soon

[lucid cove]

is there a physical difference between 19 and 24

[balmy dome]

Yes

[upper niche]

No

[balmy dome]

Mostly in the jaw

[lucid cove]

congrats, you win

[balmy brook]

don't listen to water, he doesn't know what he's talking bout

[upper niche]

I’m 19

[balmy brook]

bro's a liquid

[balmy dome]

Wanna fight rn?

Let's go let's go

[balmy brook]

sure

ez win

[lucid cove]

frfr he shouldnt even be able to talk

[upper niche]

I’m the rounds girl

how to fight water?

[balmy brook]

I freeze you, and you're done water

ez dub

[lucid cove]

whats that

[upper niche]

oh

[balmy dome]

That doesn't win

[upper niche]

true

[balmy brook]

it does

L bozo

[balmy dome]

I'll just be hard

[balmy brook]

get rekt

[upper niche]

boil water

[balmy brook]

that too

and use it to make pasta

[balmy dome]

Fuck, not supposed to sound like that

[upper niche]

yes

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/caroline-cameron-sportsnet-round2-round-two-sign-gif-17953909

[balmy dome]

I'll be steam

[lucid cove]

i dont get it

[balmy dome]

All around u

Too good

[upper niche]

Same

I died

[lucid cove]

oh shit

[balmy dome]

r.i.p

[lucid cove]

im sorry for your loss

[upper niche]

messi?

[lucid cove]

RONALDO SUWI

[upper niche]

@thin dock tell dad to make a funeral for me. I died

[lucid cove]

i dont know anything about football

[eager haven]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-ronaldo-serious-smile-wave-gif-12677462

[balmy dome]

CRISTIANO WHEELS!??!

[balmy dome]

Soccer

[lucid cove]

football

[balmy dome]

Soccer

[lucid cove]

you twat

[upper niche]

football

[eager haven]

Soccer whats that?

[lucid cove]

its football

[balmy dome]

U wear socks

So soccer

[upper niche]

football

[thin dock]

sure

[balmy dome]

U have sock

Sock

Er

[lucid cove]

you literally fucking kick a ball with your feet

[balmy dome]

Socker

[upper niche]

Ok thanks 👍

[balmy dome]

But your foot isn't a ball

[lucid cove]

you dont even know where paris is

[balmy dome]

But I know who's in paris

[upper niche]

I Love that country

[lucid cove]

same dude, but ive never been to new zealand sadly

[balmy dome]

It's a continent 💀

[upper niche]

https://tenor.com/view/morshu-fast-link-the-faces-of-evil-dancing-video-game-gif-16783437

[lucid cove]

new zealand is actually the capital of paris

in case you didnt know

[upper niche]

wait@fr

[lucid cove]

yeah

[balmy dome]

Capital letter?

[upper niche]

damn

[upper niche]

Yes bro

[balmy dome]

PARIS

[lucid cove]

stfu noname

[balmy dome]

It's all captial

Shit

[upper niche]

stfu noname

[balmy dome]

No name brand 3 ply tissues

[lucid cove]

no idea what that means

but fr dude

[upper niche]

ong

[upper niche]

Same

[lucid cove]

😂

[upper niche]

@thin dock when is the funeral

[mortal swan]

@lucid cove HIIIII COOOOLLIIIINNNNNN

[lucid cove]

SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOIW ARE YOU

:):):)):):):).

[upper niche]

L

[mortal swan]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD HOW ARE U DOINGNGNGNNGNGG :D:D:D:D:D

[balmy dome]

Dms

[upper niche]

Mean

[balmy brook]

L

[lucid cove]

aight

[upper niche]

when is your funeral?

Guys what does L mean

ask @thin dock

[balmy dome]

Lvl 27

[balmy brook]

Lasagna

[balmy dome]

M

[upper niche]

Loser

L

[raven thicket]

whats cracking

[balmy dome]

Thats rude

[upper niche]

What does N mean

[lucid cove]

DOIGN QUITE SPLENDID I CANNOT BE DISHONESt

[balmy dome]

Crack

[raven thicket]

Nuggets

[balmy dome]

No

[mortal swan]

YAYAAAAY UK WORDS

[lucid cove]

never mind

[upper niche]

Ohhh

[mortal swan]

[upper niche]

Nice

idk

what’s does T mean

[lucid cove]

indeed

[upper niche]

Yes I have a fan

in my room

[balmy dome]

She only has fans

[balmy brook]

hilarious

[upper niche]

no

[mortal swan]

hi aspeeec

[lucid cove]

same but only in summer

[upper niche]

it's fake right

[balmy brook]

hi smu

[mortal swan]

HOW ARE U

[upper niche]

What is

[little widget]

fake fans

[mortal swan]

[little widget]

ho lee sheet

[balmy dome]

I don't. Can I borrow your only fan?

[mortal swan]

ASTROOO

[lucid cove]

them americans dont need fans rn, yall got like -70°C eh

[little widget]

haloo

[balmy brook]

GOOD HOW ARE YOU

[upper niche]

Maybe later this week

[mortal swan]

I AM VERY GUUUUDD

[balmy brook]

NICEEE

[balmy dome]

I could use a fan rn, it's so fucking hot here

[upper niche]

link in profile

[mortal swan]

IM LEARING ETH HACKING

[upper niche]

Yes it’s real

[gleaming widget]

My dissolver cert and 200 credits for black zombas should I?

[upper niche]

nono

[lucid cove]

btw are you dutch smu

[mortal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pepe-meme-gif-23535916

[balmy dome]

My laptop doesn't make cot any better

[upper niche]

why

[little widget]

bruhhhh my keyboard is ded, got to send it back to service center oooooof

[mortal swan]

always been

[upper niche]

Money???

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-thank-you-jesus-grateful-praise-gif-9591328

[lucid cove]

not bad

[gleaming widget]

My dissolver cert and 200 credits for black zombas Nc, should i take?

[upper niche]

ok

sure

[balmy dome]

Spent 3 weeks returning mine lmao

[upper niche]

What else

[mortal swan]

how come u ask

[balmy dome]

Got my money back last night

[mortal swan]

dont doxx mepls

[lucid cove]

i feel like the entire eu staff team used to be dutch

😂

[mortal swan]

twila jard twietje euhm ginga

[balmy brook]

h2o discrimination

[mortal swan]

tahst all i know

[upper niche]

idk

yeah bro I bought the onlyfans website and made it an ip grabber

[teal grail]

Lmao every offer I give people for TW octane they say no then offer for my Zombas 😭

[lucid cove]

yeah thats a lot of nederlands

[mortal swan]

[upper niche]

I do that sometimes

[little widget]

ngl i regret cheaping oout on the keyboard, the keys started dying in like 2 3 months after buying only

[lucid cove]

stroopwaffels

[upper niche]

can anyone tell me why im seeing s o many lightspeed trades

[upper niche]

Cool

[mortal swan]

YEAAAA HE SAID THE THING

[little widget]

the first time i serviced it, like bruhhh atleast it worked main keys

[balmy dome]

What's it looking like?

[upper niche]

woman…

[mortal swan]

molens

[gleaming widget]

Would the zombas be better or just equal

[lucid cove]

HELL YEAH

[mortal swan]

bloemen

[little widget]

but numpad is gone frm first day only

[mortal swan]

https://tenor.com/view/netherlands-flag-windmill-dutch-amsterdam-gif-11155067

cheese

[lucid cove]

i can also say "je bent een appel

[balmy dome]

Why did u do that?

[upper niche]

i dont get it

What does T stand for

[mortal swan]

🍎

[balmy brook]

why not

[fallow sail]

item shop always broken

[lucid cove]

hell yeah

[upper niche]

Yeah

[balmy brook]

you're always broken

[balmy dome]

Tanne manne bok bek

[upper niche]

Oh ok

[balmy dome]

Every emo ever

[mortal swan]

now i go do serious poop, byeee

[upper niche]

is tw lightspeed gonna go up or should i jus sell it?

[fallow sail]

BurritoBreak3r

[balmy brook]

get in the freezer water

[balmy dome]

Hansen, what do u post?

[upper niche]

Bro my link is not a hack @mortal swan clicked it

[balmy dome]

Fan pictures?

[upper niche]

Feet

[balmy dome]

@mortal swan this true?

[balmy dome]

So there's not even fans?

[upper niche]

Yeah there is

[balmy brook]

it is hack, I clicked and now I'm kidnapped

[upper niche]

can anyone tell me about lightspeed or

[upper niche]

shush

[upper niche]

Woman…

[balmy dome]

[balmy brook]

😱

[upper niche]

wat does that mean

Yes

[balmy dome]

?

[little widget]

meaning? sry i didnt get u
its okay, it has those blue oetemu switches. Took a gamble on it, and now me regretting

[molten mantle]

I thought the girl pfp and OF link was a joke 🗿

[little widget]

ngl though i should have gone for a switchable type key whatever its called

[upper niche]

It isn’t

[thin dock]

3 pings

wtf

[balmy dome]

Is it actually really lmao?

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/urmom-your-mom-baldi-defaultdance-gif-19665250

[upper niche]

Feets & Fans

[little widget]

once warranty dies, im like bruhhh i need to get new keyboard

[balmy dome]

Oh, yea my keeb had blue switches as well , makes me want to respond

[upper niche]

Fans are pog

[thin dock]

apex 1000

[upper niche]

Wow chill

[balmy brook]

bro can't spell

[balmy dome]

Hotswappable

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[thin dock]

💀

[balmy brook]

lmfao

[thin dock]

is he fucking mothers?

[balmy brook]

never seen someone so mad at baldski doing the default dance

[thin dock]

whats wrong with that?

[balmy brook]

🗿

[south rapids]

**Reminder: ** Please don't click on any links in DM's or any channels from other users or bots (RLG BOTS never send out links or trades and RLG never does giveaways in DM's) If a staff member has messaged you a link be wary, Staff members will always be able to confirm their position directly on the RLG discord server.

[balmy dome]

That's why im so glad my keyboard broke lol

[upper niche]

Soon 20 💅🏼💅🏼

[balmy dome]

Only have like 2 months warranty left

Been using it for over a year

I spilled a small bit of liquid on it

[upper niche]

Cuz I’m bing chilling

[balmy dome]

And some of the keys stopped working

[balmy brook]

you're definitely 5 yo

[upper niche]

Duck you

[balmy brook]

😹

[thin dock]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-bro-chill-out-take-it-easy-relax-just-gif-16042741

[balmy brook]

can't take you seriously at all

[balmy dome]

Post it on Hansen's page aftrr

[little widget]

ngl my membrane survived more torture than my mech and is atleast running

but yeah anything is better than membrane ngl

[upper niche]

Nan

ban

[little widget]

[balmy brook]

nah you're 5

[balmy dome]

My membrane I'm currently using the keys literally wobble lmfao

They're literally feel like loose teeth

[balmy dome]

They*

Membrane feels so weird after mechanical

[upper niche]

Im 19

[balmy dome]

Glad to be rid of the sound of blue switches tho

[thin dock]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-futurama-scruffy-gif-20750885

[balmy dome]

GAVE me a headache

[balmy brook]

lies

[upper niche]

Don’t think the relationship will work out if you’re 5 years old

[balmy dome]

I'm pretty sure discord will ban you for even just joking about being underage lmao

Or he'll have to give his id

[thin dock]

they will

[balmy dome]

Prove his age with id

[balmy brook]

you're 6 what, clarify please 🙂

[upper niche]

Still won’t work out 13 years gap

[little widget]

same lmfao. Woorst is like i lose it trying to smash the keys intime especially while playing rl. thats why i jumped for a mech keyboard and then yeah this

[balmy dome]

Oof. What keyboard did you get?

[upper niche]

A bad one

[balmy dome]

How do you know?

Are you the keycaps?

[upper niche]

From what they’re saying

[frank rain]

bro you are lucky bc i don't even have one

[upper niche]

I don’t have one either

[balmy dome]

You can get one for like 5 bucks mate

Maybe like 8

[frank rain]

you just said that you have one

[fierce meadow]

There are membrane keyboards for like 8-15 bucks

[upper niche]

I have a laptop

[balmy dome]

Ye membranes are cheap

[frank rain]

bro do you think that i am rich?

[fierce meadow]

8-15 bucks is not a lot lol

[upper niche]

Our relationship

[fierce meadow]

You can get that in 2/3 hours of work

[balmy dome]

You can get a membrane keyboard from working one hour at McDonald's mate

[frank rain]

yooo shoot your shot

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-moai-gif-26488016

[upper niche]

He’s 6

[frank rain]

W

[frank rain]

even better

[balmy dome]

He's a fan tho

[thin dock]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-rolling-roll-funny-dark-souls-gif-25412731

[molten mantle]

Goofy

[upper niche]

Exactly I don’t to be with you

[molten mantle]

Stay focused kings

[upper niche]

woman

[frank rain]

oof bro got rejected

[molten mantle]

Must remain strong

[balmy dome]

Ez

[upper niche]

Exactly I don’t want to go to jail

[balmy dome]

Get relationship partner

[upper niche]

@upper niche I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

STOP

[molten mantle]

Nahhh 💀💀💀

[little widget]

i went for a local brand, ngl i really should have gone for the redragon series dang

[frank rain]

bro i am litterly in an relationship with my 3 year old cousin and i am not in jail😏

[upper niche]

Don’t act like you don’t know

[upper niche]

W rizz ngl

[balmy dome]

This 6 year old got more rizz than my entire high school

[frank rain]

ye ikr

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[frank rain]

who?

[balmy brook]

so insightful and intelligent

[fierce meadow]

My relationship has been going on longer then your cousins lifespan

[upper niche]

I don’t want to be your girlfriend bro

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/moyai-moai-meme-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-gif-24356696

[molten mantle]

I'm lowkey with you

[frank rain]

cancel

[molten mantle]

This seems sussy

Amogus sussy

[balmy dome]

Mmhm

[upper niche]

p

[molten mantle]

Sussy baka

[balmy dome]

Same

[frank rain]

cringie ass 2 year old😹

[balmy dome]

Hansen 2.0 is imposter

[balmy brook]

your relationship with cheese and chocolate?

[molten mantle]

I'm turning 17

[balmy dome]

He's 3, idiot

[molten mantle]

🗿

[upper niche]

Im @thin dock ‘s sister

[fierce meadow]

With Neko

[frank rain]

oh 😭

[balmy dome]

Damn, 17 sounds so much older than 16 lmao

[balmy brook]

*cheese and chocolate

[molten mantle]

IKR

[frank rain]

say less 😏

[balmy brook]

[molten mantle]

Idk why

Its like

[upper niche]

ASL

[molten mantle]

15 and 16 dont sound so different

But 17 is just something else

[frank rain]

wdym ASK

[fierce meadow]

I mean, she loves cheese and there are days when she only eats cheese so she might turn 1% cheese every once in a while

[upper niche]

*ASL

[molten mantle]

W

[split meadow]

[frank rain]

what does that mean

[balmy dome]

A small bit, coz 16 u get ur learners license

[upper niche]

American sign language

[frank rain]

thx

[balmy dome]

Isn't that a sign language?

[upper niche]

Yeah

[balmy brook]

irl?

[balmy dome]

He's a pro

[fierce meadow]

I already told you I'm champ

[frank rain]

bro 💀

[balmy dome]

He's NRG Justin

[raven thicket]

I'm the real champ here

[fierce meadow]

below zero

[raven thicket]

pure gold

[upper niche]

-9

[balmy brook]

he did say irl 🙂

[fierce meadow]

1, peak 3

[molten mantle]

I know I said I gotta stay focused and all

But Hans kinda cute

[raven thicket]

rank gold is right?

[balmy brook]

my rank irl is feared world leader

[balmy dome]

Doesn't irl mean "in rocket league"?

[upper niche]

Stay focused

[fierce meadow]

It was actually -6 celsius here in the morning, jesus christ was it cold

[raven thicket]

i mean rank gold is good

[split meadow]

What

[molten mantle]

[balmy brook]

[split meadow]

No that’s shit

[upper niche]

-41 this Saturday

ikr hansen the hottest racoon I've seen

Real fun

[balmy dome]

Lucky

[fierce meadow]

-41

[raven thicket]

what?

[fierce meadow]

Where do you live?

[frank rain]

stay focused on the dishes🗿

[raven thicket]

gold is shit?

[upper niche]

Will do

[balmy dome]

Wait till you see Rocket

[raven thicket]

nothing wrong being gold

[split meadow]

Gold is terrible

[molten mantle]

I'm very pepesadge

😔

[split meadow]

No there isn’t but it’s terrible

[balmy dome]

Broom stick in the way

[upper niche]

Canada

[fierce meadow]

You cannot without buying 500cr

[fierce meadow]

Explains it

[frank rain]

that's what i thought

[balmy dome]

Or if u had the game b4 pfp

[upper niche]

-41°C in canada?

[balmy brook]

what happen

[raven thicket]

well there is nothing wrong being rank gold

[upper niche]

Mhm

[fierce meadow]

f2p

[split meadow]

Nah there isn’t but it just isn’t good

[balmy dome]

Wait, @upper niche, why do you need fans in Canada?!?!

[upper niche]

Damn what province you in?

[balmy dome]

Did I stutter?

[upper niche]

I dislocated my knee again

[frank rain]

nah you ONLY need FANS

[balmy dome]

Sus

[split meadow]

Relocate it

[upper niche]

I did

[split meadow]

[frank rain]

W

[tacit vessel]

can anyone boost me on valorant iron 2 frankfurt

pls

[molten mantle]

I normally run 5km to school

[balmy dome]

ME ME

[tacit vessel]

🙂

[frank rain]

bro 💀

[split meadow]

Ok now dislocate it again and repeat 3 times

[molten mantle]

But I been having Issues w my foot

[raven thicket]

shit I starting to think I'm going to need glasses to see.

[languid mulch]

meow

[upper niche]

already did 2 times

[fierce meadow]

No you said pfp

[upper niche]

1 more to go

[frank rain]

i want to dislocate you

[balmy dome]

Yep

[split meadow]

Yep 1 more then the glitch patches

[upper niche]

💀

ambulance takes too long

[balmy brook]

https://tenor.com/view/sprint-finish-usain-bolt-olympics-finish-the-race-running-gif-22641844

[split meadow]

Woah now getting kinky

[tacit vessel]

broo i get 30 kills each game // match mvp its cuz of teammates pls

[balmy dome]

Have you tried turning off and turning back on again?

[upper niche]

I dislocated playing soccer

[molten mantle]

No

Gonna have to do that

[raven thicket]

Does anybody play better while being high or drunk?>

[molten mantle]

Just dislocate my ankle rq

[balmy brook]

also try putting in new batteries

[balmy dome]

Please do

[frank rain]

bro this server is about RL

[balmy dome]

I'm perma high

[languid mulch]

hi

[tacit vessel]

ik

[balmy dome]

Nah, he's got the rechargeable ones

[languid mulch]

u can talk about any other game though

yes

[split meadow]

Yh but it’s general and you’re talking about dislocating me

[balmy dome]

Or website..

[balmy brook]

damn, I'm still running on oil

[split meadow]

Didn’t know that was an rl feature

[fierce meadow]

Are you playing valorant mate?

[balmy dome]

Nothing wrong with that