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bro why tf is my body so goofy
Same lol
well eating >1 meals worth of food ina day is fucked, picking up a lot of injuries in football and also might see if I can get some sort of mental health check up
see what they can do for me
yo butterfies' harp sounds so good
thats prolly y its too exp
glad i copped from is ngl
me gusta
i shoulda bought from item shop but we move
dawn octane tw is dropping
My stamina is bad. My legs are way too strong and my arms way too weak, my head looks like a square. I have a six pack while eating 1kg of chips atleast once a week. Im never full. I get injured cuz of every tiny thing.
I dint get how it works
i would prefer that over whatever tf going on atm for me
It legit does the opposite thing as every1 says it should. Except the stamins thing
I mean idk
L BOZO 2K FOR GOAL EXP LMAO LMAO
I had to eat kgs a day to not legit starve from being underweight
I was 18kg underweight while eating more than my dad whos huge
Gn
gn
paulo im glad to say I believe i am slightly growing
i have reasons to believe i am 5'5
What age?
W decal
Well my dad was also light weight but just not like me
Stfu musto
stopple gate 
Just turned 14 when it happened
got tha tunicas too 🥶
i got it as a tip lol, turns out its 1k
I gained alot of weight by eating like a family worth of food a day
you know how we roll 🥱
how i be getting into that middlemanning stufy musto 👀
jk
unless
And diarrhea cuz its alot
???
just uh
🫘
But i gained 12kg in 2 months and then another 8 the next one
"yo bro lemme middleman you ong"
"jus trust me man i aint gon run"
foolproof strategy
i got 20xx and bubbly as tips before, was nice
jokes aside i aint got shit to do so i might do middlemanning ig
Go to gym 3 times a week now
thats why im doing it rn
But i stopped exerc8s8ng cuz i had to gain
very trustable

But my body is healthy in a biological way
My co2 percentage in bloof always gets measured as 100%
bro the type to use 50 dolla notes as toilet paper lmfao
casual 2.5k tip
i should be more active in the servers where mms are actually used so I have some sort of reputation for existing
1.78cm rn
is plat 1 good for a buddy yhat hist stared
thats 80% of the deal
about average yeah
10 rep 10 trust 80 activity
bc i just started and im a plat
wherever else
write an application
@little widget after a lot of tweaking the game finally works but it's pumping all my cpu constantly and stays at 10 fps which is unplayable
When they releasing rl 2 without bots xd
"i wil not runn of with itemm trus man"
hey that's illegal here
smh paulo know better 🥱
i have 780 reps rn, 776 of them are MMing
smh my head
you needed 25 rep to apply to mm back then
i had around 18 if im not wrong
applied
won
ez
but i was support prior to that, which added to the trust ting
oct white your offer?
ah fair
My mom's ex's parents networth was 2b or smth and they would meassure every wooden plank they bought to check if its exactly what theg payed for 💀
if you apply to support and get promoted > trading
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in where, tc?
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anywhere really
ah right
Its the family of Van der leegte. VDL is the company
i think rl+ has a very smol roster atm and i already talk there kinda often
nah
far from it ☠️
you could apply for support and work your way to mm
🗿
tbh I like rl+ is jus I know people here better
the rule applies to all servers "with mm system"
dawn tw octane is dropping
rlh then too ig
lessgo i passed astro in levels
how tf is shibe mm i thought he didn't play
ye
prolly rep
he staff in rl hub afaik lmfao
unless youre prof
prof could probably own rocket league if he wanted
he is
everywhere
hey arent u Pele, are u? ☺️😴👍😊💕😏??????????
no mm system starts without prof there
Ima sleep gn every1
everytime ppl don't recognise rlh i see him get slightly infuriated 
fun fact those tunicas in the preset are also a tip lmao
skafhl.sehtflhklsdf;
okay guys am middleman now
fr
ong
gn
sexy ahh car
honestly no rl server starts without him 
one of my fav tips is mainframe tho ngl, always wanted to buy that but got it free, ez
very very nice
mainframe good
hey paulo
we cant say that here
smh
yeah but we aint allowed talk about it
cuz rlg follows TOS
i got an idea
surely there's like barely any switch middlemans
bros going to be banned ☠️
maybe?
that'd prolly be good for me then
FUCK SAKE PROF
who woulda thought
youd be the 3rd across rl to mm for switch
first is prof second is place holder and third is you
e
z
i think kevin who owns rocket labs might middleman switch perhaps
well idk if he owns it
but
switch tippers 😍
memir typa meme fr
octane going down WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
people waking tf up
@blazing scroll sell idiot
what better? phoenix cannon, airstrike, buffy sugo or reaper?
butterflies
Anyone wanna do tournament? Must have a mic
based
Close one fr
what better? phoenix cannon, airstrike, buffy sugo or reaper?
butterflies
x2
Also I love how his gender Is so Important It had to be highlighted 🗿
cant afford
skill issue
what better? phoenix cannon, airstrike, buffy sugo or reaper?
butterflies
x4
look here cool
like wym
sheesh
playing rl from old days?
cantnafford
skill issue
played form atleast 2017
what better? phoenix cannon, airstrike, buffy sugo or reaper?
im 2015 so yeah
butterflies x6
you were cracked in 2016 😱
i played good till plat
I have bought all 4 platforms of rl, moneyt wasted? prolly
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
nowadays we see triple reset double touch off the ceiling AT PLAT
Plats are diff breeds
all my homies hate marley fuck marley
ohio platinum
Thanks!
i think platinum is the ohio of rl
good days
how
i really damn wish I picked up some old rewards


i didn't even know about rl
i sold my octanes the peak 
i just bought it without thinking of it
ygy
i didnt even see the trailer
yo
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Parz ur clash of clans base is super rushed
🗿
you sound like alpha boost
0 profit


lmfao
yh that was a couple years ago now
dawn tw octane is dropping
walls
dead
where da kmeto be
i think i made like 7k on octanes 
7k what bananas? apples? cucumbers?
o alr
7k dinosaur nuggets
🗿

xbox players rn

kevin
memir
i ate them all
psn is fine
yes sir
it might drop
back from the dead
imma replace him fr ong
you would get along with him

lmfao'
irish

im going home in
i am irish
irelan numba won!!!!!!
i think 2 days
mm call 😍 its feeding time
what

gl 

get alpha boost tip
i lied
asfmksad.ghdflsh
there hasnt been a call ever since i opened rl so i can be quick mm
rip
when i close game
they call
k
i am sucking
alphabost trade = you gon need a middle man (very likely)
mad plat rn
held an alpha boost for 3 days 😍 the flex was real
platinum
bro i hate when that happens
o:
did you use it in game 
ofc
W
it was the good days "IS THAT ALPHA BOOST :O"
he probably forgor to turn off bakkes
Guys can you tornado spin with directional air roll?
yes
Left stick airoll?
yes
How
that’s literally what it is
Hes talking about left stick airoll
you can be a tornado? like rumble?
m8 it is 2 BINDS IT IS LITERALLY JUST YOUR STICK AND AIR ROLL
ur mommm
😐
i think he means like
that was uncalled for
controlling it
I meant jjst reg air roll
jordoh
...
yes
mustoj
give me 1k for rp
ok i just gave it
why would anyone want this rp though

im real idiot
ill give you a limited and ull give me your life savings of credits
360°
worst rp in history of rl
how does this sound
good deal?
this rp is W for profits
its funny you think i know what i do with my stick when i use air roll
i just move my stick and my car does what my brain tells it to
wait a few weeks then buy it for 10cr
muscle memory > thinking skills
e
e
e
e
your mom
e
Like idk how you make it wokr
holy hell spaghetti is good
Can some on me explain plz
jordoh
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
YouTube
🇲🇾
whose the biggest birdd
y are there 6 eagles but 10 flags
um
your mom I think
im american
muricah yea
what do you want
fair enough
this is like the second day you come here to ask qs instead of just using youtube
idek anymore
I don’t use right or left air roll
thats very dry of you
I use the reg one
what's youtube
true, I got all help i needed on yt
(im irish)
should i be more wet
yes
ok
catfanci
what the
is there a video to explain what youtube is
fuvk
I'll watch it on msn
no swearing🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
cash trades
:troll
he- double hockey sticks
that's me
anyone know why tf there is a c3 in a diamond tourney??
🦅🦅
gn memir
gn lads

Guys can you tornado spin with directional air roll?
🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
@modest onyx daddy
gn musto
i think i deranked to plat tourneys LMAO

how about you figure it out.
fr
yes true
i am invincible
because they suck at tournaments
L you didnt hit a musty flick after doing a triple flip reset and a added in musty with 60 boost
im plat1 div4 btw
tbh he should’ve speedran nothing to alpha boost while scoring a penta reset
im d3 div 4
what a weird name
im diamond 1
my fault
diamond 1
its a joke dw lol
u just said plat 1
shh
oh fr i couldnt tell
what he said was also a joke

God i got second hand embarrassment from this
Nice!
can somone to make me a logo for yt please
depends
on what
are we talking get logo free or
free
fortnite skin montage

could you
my charger has been bent at the usb part and looks like its gonna fall off but it still works

in the mud
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how do i get out of silver
By going back to bronze
already done
i have never heard better advice
where mod
no mods
where developer for bot that remove my trade message
what was ur trade
it removed it for the [W] TW Nomster Topper
Please use this format for your trades:
[H] <item you have> [W] <item you want>
Example:
[H] Fennec [W] Credits
[H] Fennec (Sweeper) [W] Credits, Overpay
- 15 lines max for your trades.
- Commas
,, simple brackets(), and periods.are allowed. - Other special characters, fonts, empty lines, duplicate trades, or emotes are not allowed.
that was the line that made the whole thing get removed
u need to put [H] item [W] item
yes
alright, ty
Yo my friend is having a hard time with something on the app
He’s trying to text me but I’m not receiving his messages and nobody can message him because he can’t see who messages him
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How you get muted on the app?
@rare lance
be racist
fr
Idk he says he never has been racist I think it’s just a bug he has
😅 you can text him if you want xD
I was never racist I think it’s a RLG bug Becouse i did delete RLG didn’t Use it for a while and after I download it again and did log in I saw people don’t get my messages
bro i was joking about being racist 😭😭😭😭😭
yo where do u report people
there is a person doing "giveaways" but just has virus links up
Just block and report the account
but they r doing it for only people in the discord
Is the account in the server
im trying to look em up
@lyric sleet ^^^
3 mods online and u ping pixels 😭
No clue who staff are on this server lol
Earlier he was only one on
When I @tted
yes
why
my god
consumed
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
Ratio
splatoon pfp 
...
W rizz
not loud
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bro the scream 😭
NEED MIDDLE MAN FOR TRADE🔴🔴🔵
👋
anyone have stipple gate

~tc
Hey! This isn't a trading channel! Please use one of the following channels to trade based on your respective platform! #trading-pc, #trading-psn, #trading-xbox, #trading-switch. Don't forget to use the [H] have [W] want trading format. For example: [H] TW Octane [W] 10k cr.
yall are bad at counting
Hi
No shet sherlock
And for once it isn’t even me
ok spotify
Why does my game freeze every single time I go into chat?! 🥺
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@blazing scroll https://i.imgur.com/DqpD6hQ.png 13ping
Idk
yh i tried to use my email but apparently that email is linked to an account i dont use
so like
not the right one

it logged me out of mobile
not anything else
hey wanted to ask, i got tw octane for sale. how much would it be worth?
!price
:information_source: Full Pricelist and market analysis details:
https://rl.insider.gg
What happened to the Xbox trading 😭😭
if i put striker wheels on red and guardian wheels on blue, if i play a match as red and get 2 saves will the wheels still track?
8k credits, how much is that in dollars?
store says
what's rlg
Re-logic game
real life grass
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How much do crim octanes sell for on xbox
Not sure if rl insider is correct, anyone know?
yet nobody here touches it 
Touches what
Why did my message got removed?
💀
who is it
Is it a friend of mine
That’s not allowed here
ok mr TH
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Nerd
oh ok
Sry
d3 fr
Ahha unlucky bro
cant even go back on the grind
Ou straight
Hey TKDPA129
I am about to sleep, and through your ping, I remember your graceful and mellow presence. It's simply bliss
why are nomster toppers tradeable if theyre painted but you cant search them anywhere
are u asleep yet
hi
im gonna cry
lol
cool
awesome
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Oops I did 😅
did you log in yet
Just kidding 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 👌 😅🤌
@safe silo check dm
is it still possible to get patriarch pros or are those in no way obtainable
i feel like im getting pretty good at this game pretty fast
i have 84 hrs and im d1
Hi, i have 4 exotic items, can i trade up with them, what's the name? and what is their approximate value?
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Any ps people wanna trade dm
my inventory loads on the site 
What's your opinion on minty toothpaste
does anyhbody have the bubly decal?
Yes

what's that smell
no server dead
fr
institute
brother is too predictable, and the leader of the minutemen is a wanker
institute is the biggest cringe lords though
oi
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Is rl garage working for you guys
nope it's deader than this server
Railroad
railroad has cool guns
anyone know why i can only trade 2000 credits at a time? ive heard that it caps out depending on your level but im level 500 so i dont think 2000 credits is what it is supposed to cap out on.
your main account is 500
yeah
but the platform youre trading on isnt
if you connected it after the update
its limiteds
limited(
which update
Prof y are u everywhere
the F2P update
oh ok
i am rocket leagye
Fair
so how do i level up my platform
basically anything linked prior to F2P update goes by the primary accoupnts level but if you DC one or connect one after, its limited to that ones stats
yea
Share your Rocket League inventory, competitive rank, and Rocket Pass tier on any connected platform!
ty bro
so now i just have to grind on my epic account and get to level 100?
or does it cross over
Whatever the platform youre trying to level up on to trade
set that as primary
and everywhere you go will level up that platform
but beward
youll be restricted to that platforms trade limitations for 24 hours
and your MMR/rank would be that accounts
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No, go to #r-sc
is there lamborghini,mclaren,ferrari on rocket league?

are they tradeable?
nopey nope

basically anything u buy from the shop is not tradable
so many ai in ranked now

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trading is forbidden here
use the trade channels for trading and use the dms to trade with people

Hey,@little widget can u help me?
yea sure
aHgrqRBPMhtrzuwVBQ4 my parants dont allow me to use the code so you can😔

what's that sound
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sorry I burped
how life
Amazing vid thanks
im sorry imkinda new
guys they banned for a joke
and when i try to contact the supp
they say i cant get a ticket till i login
but my acc is banned
wtffffffff
and they ban me # for fucking complete miss investigating
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~titanium
DISCLAIMER Titanium’s minimum price is €19.99. Titanium plans cannot go below the prices of other premium plans.
For custom premium plans which go above the limits set by the ultimate plan you can sign up for a Titanium plan.
Custom plans can have tailored numbers of trades, alerts, vault entries and autobumps to allow you to use RL Garage effectively. Please create a ticket by clicking the contact button at the bottom of the Premium details page located here: https://rocket-league.com/premium
yo does anyone have good training packs?
I already done all that in the dms lmao
There is this fake crypto giveaway bot. Take care y'all. I reported him. Do not follow it's instructions. His name is 𝘙𝘓 𝘎𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 | 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳24#6600
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ay guys be careful @vapid slate is scammer already reported him too hes doing swap scams
please DM his dev id
Did u report him and take?
Do it and take

reported him in rl
I'd quit before it lands in goal
Not give him that chance to record

Why tw octane going down
And will the rest tw items follow downhill
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There was no reason it went up
That's why there is no reason while it's going down

lol fr
yes
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W moderation
why does the tw octane drop again lol? ppl panik sell again?
Coz there was any reason it rose in the first place

true true but it will rise at some point again, its like the icon of trading
Moved schools, now im in a class full of guys. Not a single girl
The school tryina tell me something? 🗿
I'm more surprised people are even still buying it though
Since it came in the shop
u trade more or u play more?
I trade more ofc
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its been just 11 days since it left the shop, it will be back up by feb mar
Same lmao
I barely get any trades
The premium guys though damn
They are pretty busy ngl
Lmao
😳
That all boys class already changing you I see
The fact that it recovered back to it's origin price way before even 3 months means something is up
Nah but fr im not gay or anything but some of em fine as hell 🗿
They gonna James Charles you up
🗿🗿🗿
No worries I do body building so we fine too
If they james charles me
I do it back
Wait
No
🗿🗿🗿
Killed the chat
💀
true
Chat is resting
balls
People are processing
Real
(Real)
have any of you received a message about some sort of bitchanger24 crypto winning?
Scam 100

have you received it too?
apparently they're working with rl garage on a new years giveaway
Yes many have already spoken of this famous individual
wdym?
No clue what's the command for it but yeah anyways it's a scam
Don't click on the link
Ull lose all ur items

lose what items?
in rl?
im talking about actual bitcoin giveaway
i got a message saying i came first of three people in a new years giveaway in which i won 0.529 in bitcoin
Yeah yeah phishing link

how do i report someone?
Kevin :)
Gm
so its def a scam lads?
Yessir
What i get if i boost the great server?
Thank you. You are my favorite discord moderator/
A kiss
From who?
Everyone
Hmmm
Musty nah
Jk
All for the price of one boost
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