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and i didnt even record the trade coz it was early morning i was like what could possibly go wrong.........................
he realized he cant colorswap a elite trader
most dumbest mistake in the world

he agreed to drop his listed price by 100, but then blocked for some reason
real
prolly found a better deal
is it true that u cant trade cr 3 til 3 days after u buy em
yip same thing happened to me, it was super bizarre. some dumb cheap item. but even then i got blocked for no reasons. kids these days
he's titanium tho, not even a random
bro could atleast have said "got a better offer"

broksi is it ture
true
Usually, when having second thoughts while trading, people tend to just dip and block
Ik why but it's a shitty thing to do lol
I always say I got a better offer or whatever was the reason for it, blocking and wasting time like that is crappy
š
people might get offended that youre backing out of the deal
to avoid the bad feeling, insta block
if I got a better offer it's business
solves the problem for them
bruhhh

not everyone thinks that
had people in my dms asking if that is reason enough to -rep
||if you click this, you get no bitches||
It's petty
That's how all traders are though
you wrote it tho 
better to just block him and keep, that way ur aware its him only the next time u ever get a trade from him etc
did he click it tho?
its like a bookmark
hey donāt try to reverse it on me tho


is it true that u cant trade cr til 3 days after u buy em

maybe I could report for fake trades, since he's posting an item but not selling after agreeing to
Yeah itās so annoying

I'm guessing their pride dehumanizes them
Al of em are fucking robots fr
man imagine being from Ohio š
have had someone with like 2.5 mil cr call me broke because I didn't want to take the shittest offer in the world for one of my items š
bruhh i wanna do this trade and i get sky blue fennec and sky blue reapers and when i can trade them iāll be at my dads
i am going to get my mum to do it but she will probably get scammed
so i cheated on a quiz and i accidentally got a 30/30
nice
Ye one time I wanted an item, but because of the time issue I couldnāt get it and the guy ended up giving it to someone else
how is it an accident
i didnāt make the accidental mistakes
ohh but atleast thereās lots of ppl w the items
usually when that happens i get most of them wrong
everyone knows when you cheat you need to intentionally get one wrong so they don't catch onto you
and i used my brain knowledge, and quiz lets to get the 30/30
Ye but he was selling it for so cheap 
i know that but i didnāt think iād actually get the 100%

HEY
yea report it and take, atleast if this clown gets a warning from the mod, his head should come on his shoulders, but yeah ban is def better for misusing the ban logic
sorh too smart for his own good

Academic Integrity !
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quizlet
he doesnāt even walk around to check so itās so easy to cheat
my mom bought me the answers book in high school to a class
I would always find em online
because youāre too old to use quizlet
back in my day there was no internet
YO
he'll maybe not even get a warning since what I was about to pay was 100 cr under his price after negotiation

buddies in his 30ās
there is no such thing as a coincidence
back in my day we actually discovered fire by mistake
Back in my day
millennials didnāt have internet and now thatās all they use
and make fun of gen z for using it and the memes
yeaa this has happened for me way to many times, and when u get good offers its almost like striking gold

Ye I cried
astro is support?
what da fook
lmfao
it's cuz half the server is former staff now 
lmao fr
yk why?
who tf is toshikun
itās because being staff doesnāt do that. you deal with delusional morons and donāt get anything in return
yea but still, he really toook it too far by blocking you even though he would lose 100 creds for it
šæ
sorh were you staff longer or me
or am i trippin
not sure
yea true
i started like a month before you but you stayed longer
i made a new kickoff strat and pros are using it now do yāall wanna see it
itās sooo good
There is a UFO outside my house,
i did
lmfao
Bro im just tryna sleep
isnāt it great
it's very skilled
missie is former and this random dude name derya took place
thanks
is support something you apply for or is it just picked out by higher ups
itās picked
well you are mark Zuckerberg so you are an alien
It used to be application based
it was applications
ah alr
Im in the matrix
i got 1 level in 2 monthsš

zenex confirmed quebec
I can barely read this shit
I thought you said your uber eats order is in france ā ļøā ļø
but ngl if i had to do like him for every low baller who came across me, holy sheet i would be having infinite dislikes on my rlg profile and be blacklisted among all traders
you uber eated shit?

Uber eats is the best food delivery app
absolutely wrong
Uber is the safest the most reliable traveling option available 
sorh eats is the best
we got JustEat here
No, I ordered using sorh eats and the driver spat in my food
donāt blame him
GrubHub and door dash are 1000000000000000x better

Hell no fam
you prolly deserved it
the dude already blacklisted me for no reason 
by blocking
if Uber doesn't deliver your food they refund you and don't do anything else. no account credit no nothing
Your sorh profile was probably giving him an attitude
thatās how it should be
Never happened to me
I always get my shit
I called Uber customer service once and asked them if they cared if customers were happy with their order and they said that's not their problem
worst part is he actually has good prices which I can't get anymore š¢
But on Canadian door dash they don't know how to deliver
can you please stop ordering shit
The UI is so bad
you shouldnāt get more money because it didnāt get delivered. youāre already paying for convenience
youāll eventually get ur food
Uber is also the most expensive app
Uber eats has a ton of promotions
everything about them is garbage
š
W
It's the most expensive if you don't use the promotions

But I have like 40% off codes and shit and just use that
Some customers feel too entitled nowadays
every app has promotions
Not door dash
there is the big soos in #best-plays
yāall know that uber eats is owned by uber?
š±š±
No really?
I didn't know that
I never pay delivery fees with door dash or GrubHub
fuck meant level check
yeah itās crazy
Ubers delivery fees are more expensive than the food sometimes
Damn
40% Off promotion makes it 1000x cheaper\
than the rest
thatās why you donāt uber mcdonaldās
thought it was owned by microsoft bro
I got 50$ worth of food for 33$

wrong tag mb
33$ that includes the tips and fees
at this rate probably
fr?
Easy
they buy everything
Ma food!
fr ong no kizzy deadass swear on yo mom
I tried to cook and it smelt like skunk shit so I sat down and just ordered
this makes me mad ngl, but don't fret just use some alts and bargin with him agin
swear omm, smd. no cap ong

smartest american turtle:
was my brain during my very important irish listeninf exam I needed to do well in
cheat on it
thatās what i did

nah I got 90% no study fucking somehow
W
ong
That's still a thing??
hello gang i am new to this Rocket league Garage i have a question hoping that someone can help me out. when you buy credits in game do you have to wait a period of time before you can trade them?
There still teaching Gaelic?

Yeah its three days iirc
yes, only 3 days
Perfect thanks @sweet delta @slow loom
Ik that I'm just surprised it's still being tought since it's pretty much gibberish
just the idea of McDonald's makes me want to cry
just because it's different doesnt mean there isnt logic behind it
Ik it's very funni
it is famed as one of the most difficult languages, and they're not wrong, but if you understand it, it makes sense
what's your favorite place to eat? 
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ghriangrafadoireact being allowed to be a word is FUCKING CRIMINAL
that literally just means photographer
My damn teacher took away 7 points from me( i had 19/30) for the stupidest reasons
Coulda had 26/30
Now, confront him and call him out on his stupid mistakes and possibly get hated by him, or let this one pass
Challenge him to MMA

š

Like 30-75%
damn
Iāve got $50 worth of food for like $20 before
can someone make pixels play normal games

Wym
yes

Ok
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Hey guy's looking to trade
balls
~tc
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dedsteff smh my hed
Sorry new to the server

some things never change
i gotta check other servers too lol


how could you
kevin handcuff him

woll

what being banned in rl does to a mf š
lmfao

.
_ _

_ _
no no
i got to exam next week so that's an L
all nub
jk
scrub
literally any other fast food place

just gonna try do as much as I can in the shortest time spans to actually live life
||
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which is?

anything that isn't McDonald's
taco bell?
ye
sure


nah
have never tried it sadly
taco bell poopoo

that has double meaning from what I've heard 
https://www.gifyourgame.com/MatureCruralShulk me personally
as usual red gc tags being washed š„±
its all fun and games until my hands start hurting

lmfao
???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!????
may I ask what country
australia got robbed of their banner
qual'd for world cup and have a nike collab
and yet they didn't get one
fr
or the Camry with the mcdonalds decal
brto favourite car
lmfao


impossible
shocking

tell us how the grass feels

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man
why sob boosty? 
There was this disabled girl on one crutch walking slow so I kicked the crutch from under her, made her fall then ran away bumping someone hard in the process LMFAO
yk what u used to do
aand the bot be's like "and dont forget......."
yes
i approve
Lol
This is my 3rd message and Iām out! Cya!


im ded




always cold
dead chat
the usual

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ok
my salute is better š
rlg = better
skull

im almost back to my all time highest rating
wrong channel man. use the correct channels to trade
it wasnt me
~tc
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i dont want to risk losing again though
i won my last game by luck
my opponent blundered back rank mate
i kove when my screen goes dark when irs at max brihhtness so i cant even see what im typing
@rough iron
ngl when that happens, its usually my phone falling on my face

š

do you chess
@rough iron
me? long time ago ,now i just grind every other game apart from cheess
?
ah ok
its like getting clapped by the chess bot several times made my brain copy the same moves he did

which bot lol
he wants a fennec and he does not saw me,
fair enuff
idk i used to play with bots on some site cant even remember the name just to like get the hang of playing against pros
saw movies are goated 
but by the time i lost interest in thee game
yip yip yip
depends what your rating was the bot tactics might have actually worked
even at 1300 they're dumbasses so
but ngl that win by moist against xqc was funny as heck

lol
he literally practiced only one kind of move and that onli happened

wtf what are thee odds
at least 2

damn my win rate has went to shit
hi what is a good choice for fan clash

messssi messssi messssi messssi
whos in the top 5?
well first is your mum;


to give you a genuine answer it's irrelevant who is in the top 5 because of how much the leaderboard is fluctuating
just choose a country and start earning points
u should just have said "ur mum is so fat she is the entire top 5"

definitely of a large enough volume to qualify as top 5 
i was about to but i had to answer him first


5: balls
4: balls
3: balls
2:balls
1: balls
correctomundo
perhaps

thanks for nothing
š
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that's pretty ungrateful and rude, knowing the table literally wont even help you at all
if so, please dm me. i have a lot of questions
i still want to know.
@balmy brook ???
what's confusing about it not being allowed here?

I do
what is the fan clash event I don't even understand

join fan clash on the rl.gg/nikefanclash website, choose a country and do the ingame challenges for rewards from that country
besides @e very rude of u to disgrace any person's mums,, grow up
so specific country decals, banners etc
it's just a joke, ain't deep
wow my opponent was an idiot


it was just a joke man, i did not mean to offend you, i am sorry
oh you have to play, nevermind then
he blundered mate
just drink ur coffee and then u can finish the challenges in 5 minutes
making jokes about people who care about u the most and raise u up is called ungrateful
he joked about ur mom tho not his own?
i apologised, what more do you want?
I want coffee regardless
no conditions
chill it was a joke. and yeah france is in the lead, there is no guarantee again though that its gonna stay stuck with france leading soo take ur own precaution and choose wisely

i picked france 5 mins ago
Wtf it works now ok
cool then have a nice day
@fallow sail do u have one of those coffee capsule machines?
@stuck mirage Accept me
A Keurig?



@stuck mirage
damn it's an insane price if it can make coffee from capsules with it
lol
no those don't give good coffee
I use an espresso machine

how much did u pay for the espresso machine
must have been pretty expensive



Fr
Brother got robbed

my coffee is better than anything you'd get at Starbucks or a lot of other coffee shops
Bro has to pay installments for a coffee machine


hard cash

Cold hard co
1200 dollars thoš
ain't nobody got time for installments
I like good coffee, I don't compromise for bad tastes
That's why you ride a bike instead of a car?
What do people mean by undermin
Bike is fun tbf
if its very important for u and u get a lot of use out of it its worth it I guess
Under minimum price
Ok
my bike is worth more than my car, so that argument doesn't really stand lol
Street or mountain
road
Nice

mountain seems fun just never got into it
1200$
if you think that's overpriced you'd hate what my new bike costs
5k ez
yeah close
You have goofy ass bike


A bike shouldn't cost more than a car
MF do you not have any hobbies?
5000 miles on my bike, about 3000 on my car
Like
I have hobbies but they don't cost 6k
A PC part shouldn't cost more than a pre built PC
Zenex likes to hate things but doesn't offer alternatives
Well what are they
I think he just trollin
Cheaper biking

I mean yeah you could use a cheaper bike but I'd smoke you
my average speed is about 21 mph on most flatter rides
You activate the nitrous boost?

exactly
Me when my cheap ass Walmart bike breaks after going off a curb and sends me flying over the bars into the road to get run over by a semi truck
by farting
fart boosts are OP
My 100$ bike worked like a charm until I left it out in the snow for 5 months


define "worked"
How smooth were the gear shifts
Did you ever really beat on it
Why did you leave it outside
Yeah
I was doing tricks and stuff
Fun bike
It fell from high distances
Lmfao no shit it was $100, goofy ass bike
i traded 2 takumi,anodized vulcan and kana for a lime standard boost W/L my takumi
It was a good bike
Me when I use my legs more efficiently by pairing it with gears and different ratios to go further than before
Only died cause of the weather outside rusting it
Gear shift bikes don't cost a lot more tbf
Only 80$ difference
I don't need gear shifts
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it depends from platform to platform. idk for me it feels like more or less an equal trade but yeah better to just compare pricing etc via rl insider
!price
:information_source: Full Pricelist and market analysis details:
https://rl.insider.gg
i am pc
yea soo its more or less equaal to around 110 creds
if u can sell the lime std for 200 then well and good
i definitely fucked up my leg
Ok
ok
I'm a doctor
Show me your leg I'll diagnose
i was running and then it fell off
idk why i was expecting a your mom joke
Dr evil
ok doc

Yeah that's a problem
Hush you're not a doctor I am
Don't diagnose my patients
just re attach it with superglue


i legally canāt buy superglueš
Ur Dr evil you do not have a degree in medical science
so i canāt re attach it
Wtf, what kinda hell hole are you living in
usa

WHAT
i am broke
What state
add it to my other list of bills
missouri
Ok I'm less surprised
You're about to be in a state of misery
which makes no sense because missouri is a red state
Me buying super glue to sniff in new jersey at the age of 13
yāall canāt buy whipped creamš
not people in NY
13 to go to shooting range
am i allowed to trade a rl item for something in say fortnite stw
but 18 to buy glue
k
read the room bro
just buy tape š
gotta be 18
Tape causes infection

I will reattach the leg don't worry
I have this tin cookie jar but inside is a sowing kit
He will have a nice colorful strip on his leg


is that a yes?
alright
6500$
for?
Without numbing cream
itās $6500
Operation
It's 6500$
lol
Dollar sign after
at least my currency isnāt called loonie toonies
You have a Dollar bill and your shit isn't even waterproof
you have loonie toonies
Rain gets your money wet
But that wouldn't be an issue if you have waterproof money
I have to assume you're dyslexic and it's actually $0056
you have coins
as your main currency
coins suck
coins do suck
imagine still using cash š
I throw my coins on the ground
yes unfortunately
not as much though
Don't you work at walmart tho
even though it costs more to make coins than they're worth

yeah thereās a lot of broke people there
imagine being broke, smh

Cash is better because you see the currency leaving your person instead of just on a card š«£
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ignorance is bliss
it's inconvenient tho, and it's way easier just using a card
No
drug dealers
Looks like someone got babied 

they prefer Amex now?
No say that word

But no they use cash or crypto
amex is banned??

Can guarantee cash is accepted everywhere and card isn't 
zenex prefers mastercard
ye ik was jk
Visa
If they don't have change they def don't have a card reader
true
whatās the vibes
oh you don't like the P word š got it
drug dealers have card readers now
it's not a bad word but whatever
Holy shit
Server is soft
fr ong
Holy shit

OMFG
that's my taste buds reaction to McDonald's
it was a 10 seconds guess too
rip
Prolly had a sick pole
yea i saw a bollard
Respect

they are fire 
america is so weird man
chicken nuggies 
people think bidets are less hygienic than not having them
what
Pls explain
I wash my ass
america moment
or does it also have a drying function?

j
The future
i hath returned
like those japanese toilets
Americans think bidets are gross, and then wear their shit covered shoes in the house like it's normal

hi Saul goodman
Wait so Europeans wash their ass
yes most people do
and the rest of the carl crew?
balls
what happened to them?

I thought only us muzis wash our ass
and japan
Bidets are nice
both resigned
where is icebreaker and hamza?
in America they think they're gross though
everyone has moved on from carl craze
they morphed into one person and became zenex
i returned a year after .
Where's their logic 
I'm not lying, Americans wear their dirty ass shoes in the house
ew
mf watch ur tone 69 tickles
some even put them on their fucking beds
Whatās gross
Who tf whereās shoes in the house
ew
bidets
Gross
ew
where in the US do you live lmao
The US part
did icebreaker leave?
yes
and hamza?
everywhere in America is the same, most people wear shoes in the house
I don't because I'm not an animal
still here
Not in Canada fo sho
whats his ign?
Canada isn't america
or his discord?
hamza
but tbh Canada is becoming America
Canada is Americaās hat
L
which one there is like 50.
bunch of crazy people there lately
yea the states have very lil variation of utility poles
Canada is sexy
the purple one
I want to meet a single non USA person who willingly calls themselves American
I'm American and I tell people im Canadian when I travel
Canada and America is very hard to distinguish from each other
Nah Canadians are nice, Americans are not nice. Big Difference
except canada have more variations of utility poles
ƶ
@blazing scroll
also a big difference in intelligence and bmi I'm assuming 
and alberta has that white black white bollards
america has privileges and problems
YES SIR Lmaooooo
hello

hey jordo
Inflation
JEĆDĆXMXNXĆĆ XĆ DĆ DNDĆXFND
u remember me?
lack of bidets
nope
carl the pumpkin š
DUVEVEGUSHEUXISIXJJWIX
Thatās not a problem
lol

have you used one
Yes
wait actually i do remember you
ah shit
ice breakers friend.
Itās weird
you are the guy from breaking bad
a heated one?
thatās like basic ethics tho, to not where shoes in the house. Iām still stumped about that statement.

A who now
what does a bidet even cost
heated washlets are incredible
i cant beileve 69 pixels is still here lmao
must be expensive as fuck
warm butt when you sit down
No


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