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But yeah, if we're very obviously going to keep leaning into the absurdly sized weapons/equips, may as well open the door to the rest!
#Absurdly Large 2h swords.. Where are the 2h Axes? Blunts?
turbid dirge
void geode
gigantic chicken leg
willow gull
Oh heck yeah I'd love to haul a huge axe. :3
left nexus
Beach sandal 1 h blunt
short swan
especially lances that were meant to be able to hit from further than swords anyways
all we get are toothpicks up until the recent hound of winter lance apps
dusty yoke
Beach sandal 1 h blunt
Dual wielding sandal, because why not (bonus point if you have bare feet shoes)