Helper Haven (R.I.P)

[stray flame]

says meow a lot

[valid nymph]

Gong normally has the benefit, to his credit, of having effective 100% battery if you can supply the charges, which lets him brute force a lot of things.

This lotto is actually probably one of the worst farming scenarios you could dump him in. Also, he's slow.

He'd probably tack on an effective minute or two if I attempted to run him in lotto farming.

[wooden shard]

also high cost with the 5* chargers, had to back line mash and another 1/2 star with 6 5* ces in lotto

[valid nymph]

Oh ye weak and pathetic mortal.

Tremble in fear!!!

[stray flame]

no

i support

lysitehea

she can tickle you

[valid nymph]

You're not even spelling it right.

[stray flame]

i know

it irks you doesn't it

[valid nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/nia-xenoblade-xenoblade2-gif-26093219

[stray flame]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-poke-serious-hey-gif-12583170

[unkempt light]

Wtf I wiped???

How could my muscle memory let me down

[stray flame]

what

how did u wipe

[unkempt light]

Idk I was just going through the motions

And I look down and see the party wipe screen

[stray flame]

wtf

grail front?

[unkempt light]

No farming

Ugh time to bust out the calculator

[bronze sand]

8.4k tags bo drop

I fucking gate thisbgame

[unkempt light]

Okay yeah

Calced and it should be fine???

.t spishtar np3 p20 | ce355 | a20 n20 | a20 ng30 m50 | ng30 m50 | a20 ng30 [rider earth hp48936, rider sky hp29402 fr7]

Anything I did wrong?

Spishtar, double castoria minus 1 s1, astraea

Should refund 71% minimum

[gentle prawn]

where's the 3rd ng30 from?

[empty condor]

Astraea

she has targeted ng

[gentle prawn]

astrea should be only 20 no?

[unkempt light]

Oh fug

[gentle prawn]

could carding before np help idk?

[unkempt light]

Lost by 0.6%

I'll just plug a30 wave 1

That fixes

[valid nymph]

You cccooouuuuullllllldddddd run Spishtar Artoria Castoria Castoria?

[unkempt light]

No

[valid nymph]

But why?

[unkempt light]

I want to save artoria bond for rot 3

And I want to bond astraea

[valid nymph]

Spishtar Salter Castoria Castoria then.

[unkempt light]

np1 salter

[valid nymph]

Sadge

[unkempt light]

Anyway I fixed it

I think

Moving plug makes it work

It must have been a super low roll though

[gentle prawn]

where are my drops
i've been 5s for the last 15 boxes i swear

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

9k no drop

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

If there is an RNGesus I am going to send him some mails

I am giving up

I wont frop one

[unkempt light]

[gentle prawn]

also side note, i'm seriously considering degenning all 90 apples remaining on rot 1 and 2

rot 3 mats not that appealing

[unkempt light]

If you prefer rot 1 mats go for it

I still got 60 or so sapples and then 150 gapples

[gentle prawn]

i mean i'm in it just for the seeds and dust (in terms of side mats), but both are karnamas mats anyway

i'll think about it

[bronze sand]

Help

[gentle prawn]

with?

[bronze sand]

I am living through stages of grief

😭

I am not yet at the acceptance stage

Where my drop

[gentle prawn]

probably taken by the same person who's been taking mine

[bronze sand]

It is okay Choc

With this simple trick called

Committing crimes

You too can get revenge

[empty condor]

oh no

[unkempt light]

[gentle prawn]

my bet is that it's aralia

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

My lawyer has advised me to not further continue my statement

[empty condor]

more “I want to use subpar servant for lotto” in en help

[unkempt light]

involves Bunnytoria

Uh oh

[bronze sand]

This is based

[unkempt light]

@valid nymph I'm starting to watch xenoblade now

Are you proud of me

[somber quiver]

you're in for a long

long watch

[unkempt light]

119 eps is nothing

[bronze sand]

[wooden shard]

[empty condor]

omg I love that emote @bronze sand

[stray flame]

:bondertheultimategrind:

[bronze sand]

My current life rn

[unkempt light]

Oi Lu

Guess what

||||

[bronze sand]

I am blocking everyone and leaving

IT HAS BEEN 20 BOXES

HWERE IS MY DROP

ARALIA STOP STEALING THEM

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

If I dont get a drop within next 3k I am going to punch nothing

But it’ll be frustrating

[wintry juniper]

I did 53 boxes yesterday

Time to tend to my crops. More farming today

[unkempt light]

Pretty good

[wintry juniper]

[unkempt light]

You can probably slow down a lil bit tbh

[bronze sand]

Nah

They already 1/3’d the apples I think

[wintry juniper]

No slowing down is weakness

[bronze sand]

So why slow down

Just finish

[wintry juniper]

I must keep pushing

[bronze sand]

And be miserable

[wintry juniper]

Yea

[gentle prawn]

finish all gapples and sapples
open all lotto boxes to get bapples
back to grind
open more boxes
grind more

[unkempt light]

I only open the first 10 boxes, the rest after the event

Save the brapples for use outside lotto

[bronze sand]

[unkempt light]

[rough hound]

I'm at 45 boxes so far.

[bronze sand]

@ Ropa ban Aralia please

[wintry juniper]

I’m still in the lead

[bronze sand]

@unkempt light

[wintry juniper]

If I have time to talk, I have time to farm

[bronze sand]

[gentle prawn]

how many boxes?

[wintry juniper]

53

[bronze sand]

Weak

[wintry juniper]

53+ cause I’m farming right now

[gentle prawn]

i'm at 67 lol

[bronze sand]

Lmao

Ez win

[wintry juniper]

Oh my god

How many hours

[gentle prawn]

but might chill til rot 2 comes

[unkempt light]

wtfffff

[gentle prawn]

10 hrs in the last 24 hrs

dunno how to check further back

[unkempt light]

I've been going almost non stop since 10am?

[stray flame]

wtf

[bronze sand]

UWOOOOOOOH

UOOWOOH

[stray flame]

i have work this is unfair

[unkempt light]

????

[wintry juniper]

I uh

[unkempt light]

PleasE?

[bronze sand]

[stray flame]

cobgrats on drop

[bronze sand]

UOOOH

[unkempt light]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[bronze sand]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[wintry juniper]

To be honest I am noob

[bronze sand]

I can 6S now

[wintry juniper]

I was opening boxes

[bronze sand]

[wintry juniper]

And using them at the same time

[rough hound]

I also have work.

[wintry juniper]

[bronze sand]

Sorry +6 5S*

No wait

Confusion

I will check

[gentle prawn]

nah it's just today i had online lectures

[bronze sand]

It only took 21 boxes

[gentle prawn]

rest of week i'm on placements

[unkempt light]

???

Luci

I'm at like 50

[bronze sand]

No no

21 since my last drop

[unkempt light]

Oh

[bronze sand]

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

I need to open 21 boxes now

Ruh roh

[valid nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/nia-xenoblade-nia-xenoblade-nia-xenoblade-dance-dance-gif-13253394

[unkempt light]

Idk how many boxes I'm at tbh

[valid nymph]

Yes.

[unkempt light]

I just guessed 50

I'm just gonna keep going till I run out of apples

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

+7 5S

Good good

[rough hound]

I have like 122 or so gapples left of the 163 or so.

[wintry juniper]

Oh my god Luci

MLB ce

Me use yours

https://tenor.com/view/hallelujah-hallelujer-coffee-gif-4119780

[rough hound]

I am at 1 MLB CE and 5 extra CEs.

[marble grail]

Only 3 drops so far but almost done the shop

[rough hound]

I will clear shop in rotation 3.

[unkempt light]

Oh man I'm getting real hooked on xenoblade already

[marble grail]

Which one

[unkempt light]

1

[marble grail]

Eyyy I also started 1 recently

But I've played 2 already

[unkempt light]

I'm watching it on youtube

[bronze sand]

My CE is on Casto tho

[unkempt light]

I watched a couple eps of chuggaconroy's 2 lets play

But thought I should start at the start

[marble grail]

1 and 2 are mostly separate

[rough hound]

Oh. Right I should put the mlb CE on Castoria. Totally forgot.

[bronze sand]

Dirty MLB havers

Ok

Now that my crying has ended

I will cry about second MLB

ARALIA WHERE IS MY SECOND MLB

[unkempt light]

It's just a me thing I have to start at the start

[bronze sand]

[unkempt light]

I don't have one yet so you can't either Lu

[marble grail]

How many drops before it's even to mlb?

4?

[bronze sand]

Technically 5

But like

I did 4

[marble grail]

Isn't 5 to have extra +1?

[bronze sand]

It is to 6S

[marble grail]

Like 4 would give u 5s but have the +2

[unkempt light]

Mlb at your slots -mlb +3

[marble grail]

I think I'm 1 drop off an mlb then

[unkempt light]

I think

[marble grail]

Also I opened my boxes and finished leveling seibah skills

[rough hound]

I MLBd when I got 8 total.

[bronze sand]

Same

At 8

But if you want to be dead efficient then 9

But honestly who cares just borrow MLB support and 5S*

It is +6 anyways

Sorry

+7

[marble grail]

Idk about efficient but I'm at least dead

[bronze sand]

😭

Mood

How are hell channels

[unkempt light]

Voice acting is ever so slightly flat

[rough hound]

Lol.

[marble grail]

Idk work wifi hasn't been working all week so I havnt been in help much

[bronze sand]

I avoid it cos ik some people want last min comps

Iont have the energy for that

[marble grail]

The good news is that fgo is extremely light on data usage

[gentle prawn]

i just answer the other questions

[bronze sand]

Yea

Leave hell

Abandon it

Let Mom do the work

Keep on farming

FARM FARM FARM

[marble grail]

Leave hell return to haven

[rough hound]

I only answer the simple questions lol.

[bronze sand]

https://tenor.com/view/gacha-fgo-10more-rolls-spin-gif-15980567

[rough hound]

I ignore the comp questions.

[bronze sand]

Good good

Save sanity

[marble grail]

I am dumb so I answer easy questions

[bronze sand]

Don’t call yourself dumb

[rough hound]

Lmao.

[marble grail]

Are you telling me to be a liar?

[bronze sand]

No

I am telling you to stfu!!! /j

[marble grail]

Oh my

[rough hound]

You think you're a liar when it isn't true!

[bronze sand]

I don’t like it when not dumb people call themselves dumb

[marble grail]

Idk, if I was smart I'd probably know the attributes in this game

[bronze sand]

Ok time for friend list purge

[marble grail]

So sinth stops yelling

[bronze sand]

Adios

[rough hound]

Good idea.

[marble grail]

Enjoy the purging

[rough hound]

Gonna remove all the people without event CEs (sucks that a lot of them are not people I added from Discord but alas).

[marble grail]

Idk who doesn't have it because I just filter so I only see those with

[rough hound]

Oh, meant to say "remove those without a CE in a slot".

[unkempt light]

WOah

Luci purge

[marble grail]

Luci on a warpath

[rough hound]

Lol.

[unkempt light]

Why do jrpgs always need overly sad openings...

[rough hound]

[valid nymph]

@unkempt light

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

This is the first time I actually mass purged

10 people didn’t have event CEs

[rough hound]

Rip.

For them.

[bronze sand]

Didnt even check locked ones

Which are like

50~

[rough hound]

I found a few that hadn't logged in for 4-5 days so I removed them. One didn't have CEs on someone so I removed. It wasn't a mass one by any means haha.

[granite lark]

no purges here yet

[bronze sand]

It is good that you dont mass

Indicates up to date FL

I will purge anyone who doesnt have Doorman

[rough hound]

Well it was nice knowing ya.

[bronze sand]

My FL aboutta be like one (1) person

[rough hound]

[valid nymph]

Given that I can reasonably reliably find MLB lotto CEs (thx @static trail @rigid magnet @unkempt light ), I'm too lazy to purge.

Atm.

[granite lark]

well i guess we will have to part ways then luci

i ain;t rolling for him

[empty condor]

purge me too

[bronze sand]

[empty condor]

no Douman gang

[granite lark]

i'm sure nmy np3 casto will make up for it

[bronze sand]

😭

It’d be a suicidal idea anyways

[granite lark]

i'll be honest luci

i need more sq

[bronze sand]

Understandable

[granite lark]

i;m saving for january since a hag mugged

me

[bronze sand]

Uh oh

Hag sucks…

[granite lark]

turns out yes she does

[bronze sand]

😭

[granite lark]

but well

im hardly lacking power

since im doing 3t 90+ rots

i just want one more spish copy

get a nice comfy np3

then

well after that is the absolutely brutal horrorshow that is 2023

[bronze sand]

Yeah

90+ 3T really spoiled me

[bronze sand]

🙏🏻

Easy copy Vaila

I am manifesting it

[granite lark]

same to you man

[bronze sand]

🙏🏻

Blessings

[granite lark]

🙏

[unkempt light]

Bye bye Luci!!!

[bronze sand]

[empty condor]

Luci walking right into a den of Douman haters

[bronze sand]

Y’all suk!

[valid nymph]

@bronze sand Gasp You're purging all of us!?

For we all don't have Douman.

[bronze sand]

[valid nymph]

Because we...

Play NA.

[bronze sand]

Why dont we all roll for Doorman

CE less 100%

[unkempt light]

Luci

[marble grail]

Why don't you roll enough douman for all of us

[unkempt light]

It will depend on my Ibuki rolls

[marble grail]

So we don't have to

Because he's icky

[bronze sand]

Nah

Easy skip

[unkempt light]

I might roll 1 or 2 multis

[bronze sand]

Doorman reruns 7937483 times in Summer

[marble grail]

[bronze sand]

Save for Bugman

Get Bugman

[unkempt light]

If ibuki goes bad I'll skip

[bronze sand]

Oh wait Koya

[unkempt light]

And then I can roll his rerun!

Oh wait

[bronze sand]

NP8?

[marble grail]

Yes

[empty condor]

roll enough Douman to hyper him

[rough hound]

I don't hate Douman as a playable char. Just can't roll for him.

[bronze sand]

I am fine w 110 a2

Which is NP3

[unkempt light]

This is me

I know he's great

Especially to support my Dark TAs

But

I can't really budget for him

[marble grail]

Anywho that's enough bullying luci for taste In men. I go sleep now adios

[unkempt light]

Night!

[rough hound]

Idk why but I didn't dislike him in Olympus as much as in India.

[valid nymph]

@marble grail Bye bye!

[empty condor]

night night Val

also dont forget mutation

calling it here: its gonna suck

[valid nymph]

@unkempt light I've made it under the 90 gapple mark!

[bronze sand]

Gn

[valid nymph]

Gn

[unkempt light]

Yo xenoblade's combat is cool

I like the whole 'see the future and change it' thing

That's neat

[valid nymph]

Indeed!

[rough hound]

N night.

[valid nymph]

It's also fundamentally about building a team that can avoid dying, managing buffs and debuffs well enough, and preparing your team.

[rough hound]

Heh.

[bronze sand]

Why the frick do I have 15 requests but no pings

Gahdamn these people cant read

[empty condor]

reading hard

[unkempt light]

Probably just randoms

[bronze sand]

Lottos SUCK

These help channel people promised me gems

Where are my gems

[wooden shard]

in the boxes

[bronze sand]

Yeah by the amount of ONE

[unkempt light]

2 blue, 2 red, 1 yellow per box

[bronze sand]

Shit boxes

I am reminded of why I hate Lottos

[unkempt light]

Lottos hate you too it seems

No ce drops

[bronze sand]

Couldnt care less about that

There is nothing in the game that solves gem problems

Because they so gracefully took them out of shops

[wooden shard]

huh

are they not in white cube shop

oh u meant event shops

[unkempt light]

Spending suger cubes on skill gems

:(

[empty condor]

you too huh Aralia

[unkempt light]

?

[empty condor]

calling pure prism "sugar cubes"

[unkempt light]

Oh yeah haha

[stray flame]

why are you spending 2p

just open your boxes bro

[unkempt light]

They do look like them

Idk what flavour white jelly would be

So I go to sugar cubes

[stray flame]

jelly

[unkempt light]

Mp are Lime Jelly

[empty condor]

was talking with Shiki about Arknights having varying sizes of sugar bags as raising materials

[unkempt light]

Rp are orange jelly

[empty condor]

because he also called it sugar cubes

[wooden shard]

lychee

[unkempt light]

Coconut Jelly

[stray flame]

okay i'm slacking

only 50 done

i hate my device

[unkempt light]

'Sugar' lumps huh

[bronze sand]

I need gems

Only have 100 on Caster

[empty condor]

I have 0 on caster

[bronze sand]

How

[unkempt light]

Caster yellow gems?

[empty condor]

its actual sugar

[bronze sand]

Yeah

[unkempt light]

Think I have a couple hundred

[stray flame]

caster yellow gems exist?

[bronze sand]

I like, genuinely, only hate yellow gems

[silk dove]

🤨

[unkempt light]

Got over 1k blue and red gems lol

[bronze sand]

They are alr

[unkempt light]

I wish I could sell gems for qp or something

[bronze sand]

I just go when any yellow gem isnt 200

[empty condor]

hoarders

you lot are worse than Shiki

[unkempt light]

I have nothing to spend them on sinth...

[bronze sand]

It gives sense of security to me

[unkempt light]

I also need a couple hundred more

[bronze sand]

Me???

Lmfao

Give them to me

????

NOW

[unkempt light]

NO

[bronze sand]

??

[unkempt light]

MINE

[bronze sand]

🥺🥺🥺

[unkempt light]

:(

[bronze sand]

So cruel

I need like

7392648379473 Lancer gems

Oh wait

[unkempt light]

That's a lot

[bronze sand]

8->9 doesnt use gems right

[unkempt light]

No

[bronze sand]

Nvm I need 17

I win thIS TIME LOTTO

I FUCKINF WIN

[unkempt light]

Nor does 7-8

[bronze sand]

Oh

Ok I need Saber gems now

For Karuna

Actually I am okay on all gems but

Not 200

Panick

[unkempt light]

Main plan gem needs

[bronze sand]

Man

[unkempt light]

Should be done after this lotto

End game gem needs though...

[bronze sand]

Ruh roh

It aint loading

Fucj you connection

There we go

By the Gods

Get well soon

[stray flame]

maybe i should open some boxes :(

[bronze sand]

Open mines too

[valid nymph]

Err, I'm pretty much the opposite of a hoarder here.

[empty condor]

go away Nate

[unkempt light]

72 boxes done so far

Time for a break

[wintry juniper]

I have went down from triple digit to double digit gapples

[valid nymph]

Ouch.

[wintry juniper]

I’ve done 61 boxes

Time to open 21 of them cause I need cue pee

[rough hound]

How many E2s do you have?

[empty condor]

dont have any, I literally just started 2 weeks ago

[rough hound]

Nice.

I think I had my first by end of my first month.

[empty condor]

almost there to get my first E2

just need to farm some more of the dumb mat

[bronze sand]

Who is it

[rough hound]

My first was Exu then Angelina.

[bronze sand]

Mine was Exu too!

[empty condor]

Angelina and Siege here

[bronze sand]

Fair

Ange E2 global heal

[empty condor]

though first E2 unit Im working to is Perfumer

next I have no idea, probably Lappland

[wintry juniper]

I started Arknights a month ago and within my first week, I already spent $150

They kept flashing deals in my face

[empty condor]

lol

[wintry juniper]

[empty condor]

I got one (1) unit I want to roll

[nova isle]

control your spendings, smh

[rough hound]

In AK I mainly roll meta ops.

[wintry juniper]

They advertise their shit like every 3 seconds

[rough hound]

Same as in FGO.

[wintry juniper]

Meanwhile I’ve only spent 2 packs in FGO

[rough hound]

But in Azur Lane I pull for everyone.

[empty condor]

weak

[wintry juniper]

Cause they don’t blatant tell you to buy SQ

Advertising in FGO is weak

[empty condor]

AK has pity while FGO doesnt

[wintry juniper]

If they flashed deals in my face every 3 seconds, I would of prolly spent more by now ngl

Lasengle don’t like discounts

80 or nothing

[rough hound]

Yeah AK pity is increasing chances after 50th pull until it is maxed out.

[bronze sand]

No impulse control

[empty condor]

indeed

[wintry juniper]

I’m barely even playing the game now

I login just to feel like my money wasn’t wasted and not get depressed over it

But at the end of the day, It’s such a chore for me to play

I got guilt

[nova isle]

I've stopped playing some games I spent money on lol

[rough hound]

I've spent a lot on AK but I don't play often

[wintry juniper]

Thanks AZ

I feel a little better now

[bronze sand]

You are further worsening the situation by not dropping it

[empty condor]

lol

[bronze sand]

[wintry juniper]

Yes I focus on the now

Lotto time

[bronze sand]

Just accept that you spent without self control and learn

And yeah do boxes

[nova isle]

stop FGO too

[wintry juniper]

I’m glad I wasn’t a total idiot that farmed ember 24/7

Cause now I have too muc

[empty condor]

move to country without support so you cant whale in FGO

[wintry juniper]

I still need GSSR

[rough hound]

Lolol.

[nova isle]

What country doesn't support en lol

[empty condor]

mine

:(

[nova isle]

rip

[wintry juniper]

Apparently where Sinth lives

I live in great old America

[empty condor]

support for my country got pulled in March

dumb old men and their dumb laws

[nova isle]

ah that

[empty condor]

at least I still have enough paid SQ for another 1.5 years of GSSR

sniff

[unkempt light]

Imagine not buying a pack a month

[bronze sand]

Don’t encourage them

💀

[empty condor]

Luci is annoyed at me for not spending my originite prime

[bronze sand]

I am

[unkempt light]

I'm glad I decided on that limit though

[bronze sand]

They ARE DUSTING

[empty condor]

I dont buy costumes, furniture, or spend it to refresh sanity

[bronze sand]

[unkempt light]

I used to spend a lot more

[empty condor]

so they're just there sitting and collecting dust

[bronze sand]

Get skins I am begging im on my knees crying shaking

[wintry juniper]

My god

$80 a month

Still a lot

That’s like $2.33 a day

[empty condor]

bring back Hellagur's skin then we're talking

[wintry juniper]

I think my math is right

[unkempt light]

It's only £60 for me

[wintry juniper]

Yeah 2 of whatever currency that is

[bronze sand]

THATS ONLY 18 AT BEST CISMBSKEJDKWINWJS

[wintry juniper]

To play FGO everyday

[bronze sand]

[empty condor]

pounds

[wintry juniper]

[empty condor]

British pounds

[bronze sand]

Average American reply

[wintry juniper]

Oh yes

[unkempt light]

Great British pounds

[wintry juniper]

GBP

[bronze sand]

Not knowing currencies 😭

[unkempt light]

The queen's currency

[wintry juniper]

I use dollars here

[empty condor]

some of us live under a rock

[bronze sand]

[wintry juniper]

Yes I don’t know country flags meanwhile everyone else I know that isn’t American knows a lot of them

[empty condor]

Shiki also got fucked by the new Google laws

[unkempt light]

It feels wild how little American people know of the world

Yeah I feel bad for you and shiki

[wintry juniper]

Dude I don’t know what they’re tryna teach me at school

[rigid magnet]

whats this flag of

[bronze sand]

Ruh roh

[wintry juniper]

I’m pretty sure I haven’t used y=mx+b in real life yet

IH

UH

BRITAIN?

[unkempt light]

Omfg

[bronze sand]

He is clearly trolling

Right

Surely

?

[unkempt light]

Please

[bronze sand]

Cant be sure

[unkempt light]

Please say that's a joke

[wintry juniper]

No I seriously

Don’t know

[rigid magnet]

to be fair

i wouldnt know it off the cuff either

because who cares about texas

[bronze sand]

There is no “fair” situation

[empty condor]

redneck land

[bronze sand]

They said Britland

😭

[unkempt light]

Wait that's texas?

[rigid magnet]

yes

[unkempt light]

That's not even a country

[wintry juniper]

Texas is a state tho

WHAT

[rigid magnet]

my point was

[wintry juniper]

SINCE WHEN DID STATES HAVE FLAGS

[rigid magnet]

he claims he doesnt know country flags

[unkempt light]

Since forever keon

[rigid magnet]

so i gave him an US state

[unkempt light]

Even I know they have flags

[wintry juniper]

Oh

Shit

[rigid magnet]

to see if he knows his own country

[bronze sand]

Keon

Name me 10 countries

[wintry juniper]

[unkempt light]

Omg

[bronze sand]

That isnt USA or Canada

[wintry juniper]

AFRICA

WAIT

NO

[unkempt light]

Omfg

[bronze sand]

Nah he is trolling

[wintry juniper]

China, India

[wintry juniper]

Russia

Mexico

Paraguay

[bronze sand]

Jdjkdjjd

[rigid magnet]

shorthand for central african republic

[wintry juniper]

Chile

I’m tryna remember Spanish class

[bronze sand]

Defo 😭

[wintry juniper]

Australia

Wait is Australia

[rigid magnet]

if you use america for united states of america

you can use africa for central african republic

[bronze sand]

😭

[wintry juniper]

Or was it a continent

[unkempt light]

'is Australia a country'

[rigid magnet]

there is no counterargument

[unkempt light]

My god

There's no help

[bronze sand]

The continent is Oceania

[rigid magnet]

THE COMMONWEALTH OF AUSTRALIA IS A COUNTRY THAT COVERS THE CONTINENT OF AUSTRALIA

[wintry juniper]

I’m good at math and English if that counts

[unkempt light]

You're thinking of oceania

[wintry juniper]

What’s Oceania

[unkempt light]

The continent Australia is part of

[bronze sand]

good at math?

[wintry juniper]

I’ve never actually heard of that before

[empty condor]

land down under

[wintry juniper]

Oh yeah maybe not

Me no good at math

[rigid magnet]

@unkempt light @bronze sand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_(continent)

you NOOBS

[bronze sand]

No

Now Google Oceania

[unkempt light]

Huh it changed?

[bronze sand]

Do it

[empty condor]

we're all noobs, Ropa

[bronze sand]

Fucking do it

[unkempt light]

I learned it was Oceania in school

[bronze sand]

They both are kind of

[rigid magnet]

Oceania (UK: /ˌoʊsiˈɑːniə, ˌoʊʃi-, -ˈeɪn-/, US: /ˌoʊʃiˈæniə/ (listen), /-ˈɑːn-/)[4] is a geographical region that includes Australasia, Melanesia, Micronesia, and Polynesia.

[bronze sand]

The definition of continents arent clear cut

[rigid magnet]

i cant speak noob

[unkempt light]

Oh it's just a region

[wintry juniper]

Bruh geography hard

[bronze sand]

I am not having this debate again

[unkempt light]

Then what continent is new zealand part of???

[wintry juniper]

[bronze sand]

^^^^^^^^^

[unkempt light]

Grr

[bronze sand]

It is OCEANIA when it INCLUDES THE OTHER COUNTRIES

[wintry juniper]

I know Pangea

It’s when like

All continents are together

[unkempt light]

@wintry juniper name 10 European countries

[bronze sand]

But AUSTRALIA is counted as a CONTINENT TOO

[rigid magnet]

islands dont have to be part of continents

[wintry juniper]

🙂

[wintry juniper]

I plead the fifth

[unkempt light]

No

[bronze sand]

They didnt even count 10 ANY country

Aralia

[unkempt light]

Name as many as you can then

[wintry juniper]

Uh

Britain

[unkempt light]

Name any European countries

[wintry juniper]

Uhhhhh

[bronze sand]

Britland

[unkempt light]

Britain...

[rigid magnet]

New Zealand is part of Zealandia, a microcontinent nearly half the size of Australia that gradually submerged after breaking away from the Gondwanan supercontinent.[

[wintry juniper]

United Kingdom

[rigid magnet]

here

[bronze sand]

Keon

[unkempt light]

You could have at least said the uk

[bronze sand]

I dont know if you are doing this to enjoy the attention

But pls dont troll

[wintry juniper]

No I actually

Don’t really know

[empty condor]

lol

[rigid magnet]

name 20 US states

[wintry juniper]

OH EZ PZ

[empty condor]

yay b7 Herc

one step closer

[wintry juniper]

Alabama alaska Arizona

Florida New York Kentucky

Maryland Georgia

California

Texas

Umm

[unkempt light]

Huh so you do kinda know your own country at least

[wintry juniper]

Shit I need to think a little

[rigid magnet]

[wintry juniper]

I know them I just need time to think

[rigid magnet]

its why i said 20 and not 10

[wintry juniper]

Cause it’s not like I need to know them everyday

[rigid magnet]

its only 20 out of like 44 or 45 though

[unkempt light]

Tbf though, I don't know any English counties

Only a few of them

[wintry juniper]

The hypocracy

[rigid magnet]

aralia the difference is all us states have their own government

[unkempt light]

But tbf again

[empty condor]

hypocrisy*

[unkempt light]

Counties don't fucking matter

[wintry juniper]

I get bullied for not knowing European countries

[rigid magnet]

english counties are sort of informal?

[wintry juniper]

Oh my god

[rigid magnet]

i mean who cares lincolnshire got split in 3 counties

[unkempt light]

Oh noes what a shaaaame

[wintry juniper]

Low gas price please that’s all I care about

Even tho I don’t even like driving

That’s all I know about America

[rigid magnet]

wyoming washington 2 virginias

cmonnnnn nooooooobbbbbbb

[wintry juniper]

Uh

How many was I on

[empty condor]

its always sunny in Pennsylvania~

[rigid magnet]

10

[wintry juniper]

Arkansas Connecticut Tennessee

[rigid magnet]

13

[wintry juniper]

Missouri Mississippi

Iowa

[bronze sand]

Arkansaw

[empty condor]

lol

[wintry juniper]

Fuck

[empty condor]

is that a typo or intentional

[rigid magnet]

16

[wintry juniper]

Wyoming

[bronze sand]

Intentional

[empty condor]

🪚

[wintry juniper]

Colorado

Wait

[bronze sand]

🪚

[wintry juniper]

Yes I think that’s a state

Georgia

New Mexico

[bronze sand]

Ok he got the US knowledge

[stray flame]

wyoming is a square

[bronze sand]

Now name me your prev 10 presidents by the order of their heights

[wintry juniper]

I’m staring at keys on my keyboard cause

[bronze sand]

Tallest to shortest

[wintry juniper]

WHAT

I DONT EVEN KNOW THE PRESIDENT BEFORE OBAMA

THATS ALL I KNOW

[bronze sand]

Xbowodmendbnwmeow

[empty condor]

lol

[unkempt light]

Okay keon, what's the difference between the British Isles, great Britain, and the United kingdom

[wintry juniper]

The names obviously

[bronze sand]

One cant use spices

[wintry juniper]

[empty condor]

are you guys out to torture the poor guy

[unkempt light]

Keon they're all very different things

[wintry juniper]

HOW DO I INOW

[unkempt light]

[bronze sand]

We sre teaching him the harsh way

This is the real world

Get good

[rigid magnet]

bush
then it was clinton
then it was bush
then it was reagan
then it was the dude who had a single term because he sucked

fuck i forgot his name

[bronze sand]

Keon

[wintry juniper]

You guys lost the revolutionary wars

THATS ALL I KNOW

HAHAHAHA

It was the British right

[unkempt light]

You needed the French to win

[rigid magnet]

Carter

[bronze sand]

What is the capital of USA

[rigid magnet]

i was thinking mccarthy

[stray flame]

carter didn't suck

[rigid magnet]

but its carter

[wintry juniper]

WASHINGTON DC

[stray flame]

carter was too good for the usa

[rigid magnet]

hmhm

[bronze sand]

Someone fact check that cos idk

[rigid magnet]

well before carter i assume was ford

[wintry juniper]

I live near it

[bronze sand]

I see

[wintry juniper]

Cause I live in Virginia

[stray flame]

capital of usa is clearly new york

[unkempt light]

It is Washington luci

[bronze sand]

Good for you

[wintry juniper]

And it’s in Virginia

Yes

[rigid magnet]

and before that it was nixon

[bronze sand]

Whats the Capital of Paris

[rigid magnet]

before that...eisenhower?

[wintry juniper]

Bruh

[stray flame]

wtf west virginia rep

[wintry juniper]

London I don’t know

[bronze sand]

Hdoejdnnend endkeo

[wintry juniper]

The Eiffel Tower

[stray flame]

you missed reagan ropa

[wooden shard]

Which state has the smallest drink

[unkempt light]

But still, y'all needed to bring the French in to beat us

[rigid magnet]

no i didnt

[unkempt light]

Smh

[empty condor]

good, no need to remember

[bronze sand]

Smallington

[rigid magnet]

i'm going in reverse order

[wooden shard]

Minisoda

[bronze sand]

Bruh

😭

[wintry juniper]

We were small fries you pick on little people

[wintry juniper]

That’s why we ask French for help

[bronze sand]

Yeah

[wintry juniper]

[bronze sand]

☠️

[empty condor]

kicked both the French and the American's asses

[stray flame]

wtf vietnam

must be ba trieu

[wintry juniper]

Me go farm cause it’s less brutal than this QnA right now

[empty condor]

too far away

[bronze sand]

Keon

3 more countries and I wont bully you anymore

[stray flame]

but sinth you are ancient

[bronze sand]

You can do it

[wintry juniper]

Okay let me see

CANADA

[bronze sand]

I said

Except

Canada and USA

[wintry juniper]

oh yeah

Uh

FRANCE

[bronze sand]

Good

Two more

[wintry juniper]

South Korea and North Korea

[bronze sand]

No

I’ll count Korea tho

[wintry juniper]

What

[bronze sand]

One more

[wintry juniper]

Umm

Me thinking

[bronze sand]

Just one

You can do it

[wintry juniper]

Australia

WOOHOO

[bronze sand]

You said fhat

I counted that already

[wintry juniper]

WAit I did

Oh

[bronze sand]

One more

[empty condor]

I have no idea what we are on atm

[rigid magnet]

what do i get for mentioning taijikistan
noone remembers that exists

[bronze sand]

Country counting

[stray flame]

but ropa

kyrzrygstan

[bronze sand]

Woahmadgewdym

[wintry juniper]

Denmark

[stray flame]

and uzbekistan

[wintry juniper]

Is that a country

[bronze sand]

I remember those countries lmfao

[stray flame]

and uh uh turkmenistan

[bronze sand]

Ye ok you pss

Pass

Ok last question Keon

[wintry juniper]

EZ PZ

[stray flame]

and uh transnistria

[bronze sand]

Which continent is Turkey located in

[rigid magnet]

oh yeah? then which country is under egypt

[wintry juniper]

[wintry juniper]

OH

[bronze sand]

Pyramids

[wintry juniper]

I think I know this

[rigid magnet]

thanks luci

[wintry juniper]

Umm

[rigid magnet]

very cool

[bronze sand]

No problem

[wintry juniper]

Isn’t it in Europe

[bronze sand]

lol

I actually don’t know

[rigid magnet]

hes right

[empty condor]

its both Europa and Asia

[rigid magnet]

stop bullying him

[wintry juniper]

YEAH I KNOW SOMEONE IN TURKEY

EZ PZ

[stray flame]

i mean technically

[bronze sand]

Left side is considered EU side

Right is Asia

So you are wrong

Get good

[rigid magnet]

its odd that

[stray flame]

kemet is under egypt

[wintry juniper]

50% rounds up

[rigid magnet]

anatolia is asian but the caucasus are european

[wintry juniper]

So I win

That’s my good math kicking in

[stray flame]

asia minor is funny

[unkempt light]

Turkey is mostly in asia