#Selling HeyoItsX

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patent agate
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🎮💦 FOR SALE: One Certified Sweaty Gamer – HeyoItsX! 💦🎮
🔥 LIMITED TIME OFFER 🔥

Tired of losing? Want someone who never touches grass and always clutches 1v5s?
Then boy, do we have the sweaty legend for YOU!

🕹️ Features:

Reaction time faster than your Wi-Fi

Keyboard louder than a thunderstorm

Never sleeps, only grinds

99.9% W-tapping accuracy

Smells like victory (and energy drinks)

Never Showers or wears deodorant

💰 Buy now and get a free supply of salt for every game lost because he "carried too hard."
😤 Comes with 24/7 voice chat yelling and random PvP callouts — whether you want them or not.

✨ Don’t miss your chance to own the sweatiest gamer in the lobby: HeyoItsX
Because why be casual… when you can be CLUTCH?

stoic loom
opal wadi
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I offer a chewed gum

stoic loom
opal wadi
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Smh

stoic loom
normal sinew
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I offer 0.01 gc 🤣

silk jungle
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I offer steve

forest barn
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0.02 gc

ebon canopy
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I offer 3 wheat seeds & an uncooked porkchop

pallid silo
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I laughed so hard reading this 😂

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Ill trade @lethal field for it kekw

stoic loom
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I trade @naive vessel for it.
And the 2 half eaten pizzas.

naive vessel
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i offer a maybach

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with free driver @stoic loom

stoic loom
forest barn
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you dont have a choice

stoic loom
# forest barn yes

I don't have a driver's licence. So yes I have a choice unlike u nerds KEKU

earnest kite
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It's against rules to offer gift card but come join us heyo and compete against lalaros again 😂

mental sundial
earnest kite
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He's got no comp on solo he come join us we can give y'all a run for your money

pallid silo
slow mason
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@patent agate how much for him next season?

patent agate
slow mason