general

[dapper river]

That’s amazing

[radiant jasper]

Blah

[distant plank]

omh my brother took a shi in his diaper and im scared to change it

[dapper river]

Don’t be

[summer reef]

my tip sticky

[willow frigate]

This is one of the messages of all time

[distant plank]

i already know its bouta be nuclear

[austere osprey]

Period 💅

[summer reef]

arent you going to help me out???

[austere osprey]

Save me some

[willow frigate]

Bro what do u even need

[dapper river]

Infecting everyone with hanta virus right now

[surreal obsidian]

go help jai bumeseus

[austere osprey]

Juicing it

[willow frigate]

Scary

[dapper river]

This is what happens when you’re allowed access to the internet as a kid

[distant plank]

ykw fuh it IM GOING INTO THE DANGER ZONE

[dapper river]

^

[distant plank]

WISH ME LUCK

[dapper river]

Goodluck

[willow frigate]

Salem calm down bro

[warm lion]

OH BROTHER

[willow frigate]

Foids spiking this dudes cortisol

Or something

[dapper river]

What

[willow frigate]

Buzzword buzzword

[dapper river]

No it’s a baby’s diaper

Change

[austere osprey]

When is trivia

[warm lion]

nothing

[willow frigate]

LMAOOO 😭 😭

[dapper river]

I gave up on trivia back in 2023

My peak is over

[austere osprey]

You are the youngest person ever

[dapper river]

only 4!

[dapper river]

Man going into my brothers room I only smell snus and I get so nauseous

[old geode]

Snus

[summer pebble]

Hi

[surreal obsidian]

hi

[dapper river]

Omg slip by bbn$

[old geode]

Hello

[dapper river]

Came on

I can’t skip it

[vale root]

@magic ridge why did you change your pfp

[dapper river]

Yeah

[old geode]

Whats snus

[dapper river]

Greetings

[dapper river]

Nicotine pouches

[oblique nexus]

Zyns

[old geode]

Ohhhh

[magic ridge]

because

[dapper river]

I thought you guys also used tha word

[old geode]

Thats gross

[dapper river]

That

Zyn?

[vale root]

But the cat pfp

[oblique nexus]

How do you smell them

What

[old geode]

Zyns are like nicotine gum chews

arent they?

[dapper river]

They literally have a smell to them

[dapper river]

No not really

Velo?

There are multiple types

[magic ridge]

i gave up

[quick pine]

Yo

[icy rapids]

Hi guys

[old geode]

nicotine smells like old burnt muddy water and chemicals

[dapper river]

Wait yeah thwre are nicotine gum chews named zyn

[surreal obsidian]

snus has a very distinctive smell

[old geode]

Hi adammmm

[oblique nexus]

Think little tea bags, but instead of tea it's nicotine stewing in your spit in your mouth

[surreal obsidian]

not a good one

[vale root]

Why

[old geode]

How are you feeling

[quick pine]

Arent those like disgusting

[dapper river]

Yeah….my sister smelled them and said she liked the smell of them

[icy rapids]

Show ur chicken

[old geode]

Ew

[dapper river]

And I was like ugh

Ew

[surreal obsidian]

kind of weird to like the smell of them

[old geode]

Its funny cause i just took pictures

[icy rapids]

I did my first self injection the other day

[dapper river]

It is

[old geode]

You can see the purple sheen on her

[dapper river]

I’m shivering just thinking about the smell

[icy rapids]

I se

[old geode]

Congradolences

[oblique nexus]

I've never been able to smell them

Maybe it's like asparagus

[dapper river]

Aw so cute

[dapper river]

Never smelled asparagus or tasted them

[icy rapids]

I actually touched grass today

[dapper river]

Will never prolly

[quick pine]

Hes such a gentleman

[dapper river]

Something’s wrong with ur smell then

[distant plank]

NEVER IN MY LIFE AM I FEEDING BRO SQUASH AGAIN

[dapper river]

But like I’ve tried snus

And I don’t get it

[acoustic ore]

[dapper river]

ouchhh…yeah

[dry bough]

how we all doing

[dapper river]

They make the nastiest ones when they eat that

[icy rapids]

Nice weather today

[old geode]

She is so unapologetically nosey

[oblique nexus]

It's like the fingertips of God, caressing your spine

[old geode]

How was it

[icy rapids]

Great

[old geode]

I hate grass

[dry bough]

is that a dove

[acoustic ore]

About to take a bus to a cruise

[old geode]

Im allergic

[icy rapids]

I didn’t shit’ myself

[old geode]

Pigeon

[icy rapids]

So W

[dry bough]

say wallahi

[thick pollen]

hi

[dapper river]

Uhmmmm, no not really but it’s addictive

[dry bough]

ah

[dapper river]

I would rather smoke that do tha

[thick pollen]

who wanna hop on valorant

[icy rapids]

Hello nephew

[old geode]

Thats good, do anything else life changing today?

[distant plank]

IT WAS TERRIBLE

[dapper river]

Prolly for mods

[thick pollen]

wsg big bro hyd

[distant plank]

OMG

[dry bough]

bro i ain't got no pic perms tf

[distant plank]

I ALMOST THREW UP

[old geode]

Get to like level five for pic perms in memes

[dry bough]

ok

[icy rapids]

I’m good. Hru? How is your family?

[dapper river]

Gotta bear with it

Clip your nose

[dry bough]

how we feeling about iceman

[distant plank]

ima be sucha good dad

[icy rapids]

No but it’s been a good day so far

[dry bough]

☝️

[quick pine]

Is it staff only? 😭

[distant plank]

IT WAS A 6/10

[dry bough]

that's crazy

8-9 for me

[thick pollen]

im ok my family is ok im lwk a disappointment to them but we get thru it fr im excited my flight ti india tmrw 🤑

[old geode]

Yayyy

[surreal obsidian]

whats even icman

iceman*

[icy rapids]

You could never disappoint me

[old geode]

Whats on your bucket list for accomplishing new stuff?

[distant plank]

a new album by drake

[weary shoal]

Bello

[old geode]

hi pp man

[icy rapids]

See friends lol

Drive

I need to drive bro

[weary shoal]

Bello sins

[icy rapids]

The road calls me

[thick pollen]

even if i have a 0.91 cgpa and i failed 3 course in my first year of uni?

[old geode]

You’ll like it

I dont tho tbh

[icy rapids]

Yes

[old geode]

I realize how fast im going in a metal object and start panicking

[acoustic ore]

Oh can you not see it?

[quick pine]

Nope

[icy rapids]

Dude driving fast is like floating

[thick pollen]

thank you vro

[acoustic ore]

Well oops

[old geode]

Driving is fun when you need to let off steam

[quick pine]

Nah nah im chilling

[icy rapids]

Why are you going to India?

[quick pine]

Diddy jail sounds kinda scary

[thick pollen]

my nikkah and my cousins wedding and a whole bunch of other weddings

[icy rapids]

Oh damn

[thick pollen]

💍

[icy rapids]

Isn’t urs next month

[thick pollen]

and dubai too

also for a wedding

[thick pollen]

mhm

[icy rapids]

Goddamn

Wedding after wedding

[thick pollen]

word

im excited for the fort tho

🙏

[distant plank]

WERE CALLINGGGG

[thick pollen]

i love walking

[warm lion]

son

[old geode]

Sonion

[icy rapids]

Just stay safe broski

[dapper river]

I genuinely hate my sisters sude

[old geode]

Why

[icy rapids]

Real shi

[thick pollen]

dude im always safe

even while i had a dude follow me home until my doorstep for months straight

[dapper river]

My other sister jsut told me they’re gossiping about BND🫩

[distant plank]

she said she hadda go bc she had practise

[thick pollen]

im da real stay safe fr

[dapper river]

Me

[icy rapids]

Big man must be listening to my prayers then

[dapper river]

Not BND ugh

[fringe nymph]

dude ants in my vr headset I'm gonna become ant hitler I've had enough

[old geode]

Borax and honey

But also

[dapper river]

What

[thick pollen]

its my aura onj

[old geode]

They’re probably eating the adhesive and silicone in the headphones

[thick pollen]

weird asian dude

[icy rapids]

Wallahi

[dapper river]

Bruh

[fringe nymph]

I put ant killer around the headset but ngl I think I'm just gonna cut my losses and get a new one, I've had this one since 2022 anyways

[old geode]

Damn

[thick pollen]

mfw my hbs tell me i look like a proper thug

[old geode]

They’re gonna come back anyway tho

[icy rapids]

😭

[thick pollen]

hi solar :3

[copper crescent]

Tung

[distant plank]

tung

[last ridge]

GG @distant plank, you just advanced to level 7 !

[icy rapids]

Operator

[dapper river]

Hi jumiii Hry

[thick pollen]

im okkk how are you

[dapper river]

Terrible

[thick pollen]

thinking about how much i hate university

[old geode]

3pm and my package still aint here

[thick pollen]

the thought of it makes me feel physically ill

[old geode]

Im so impatient

[thick pollen]

we need to be cavemen and cavewomen again

[warm lion]

yeah my package didn't come either

[thick pollen]

i cba w jobs n shi

[warm lion]

i ordered 3 mcgoyslops

[copper crescent]

🛝

[icy rapids]

What does this mean

[fringe nymph]

kms

[copper crescent]

Dunno I wanted to send an emoji but saw that on my recently used

[dapper river]

Did you order the new rusty burger

[mighty pike]

8BitDo game controller for sale - effectively brand new, only opened to inspect. Retails for £48, selling for just £10. Shipping to be covered by the buyer. Please send a private message for photos or more details.

[icy rapids]

🛝

[warm lion]

hi adam do you like juice

[dapper river]

With extra serving of jizz’

[warm lion]

what rusty burger i only eat premium exclusive foods mane

[icy rapids]

🧃🥊

[copper crescent]

Realize real eyes real lies

[warm lion]

you can't punch my juice...

i'll get angry

[icy rapids]

It’s called Fruit Punch

[warm lion]

ew

[copper crescent]

[warm lion]

i hate fruit punch

we only like orange/apple juice

[icy rapids]

What did u think I meant

[warm lion]

i thought you'd insult my juice

[dapper river]

Wha abt multivitamin juice

[copper crescent]

Juice box

[warm lion]

we drink that sometimes

[oblique nexus]

@full ravine I am NOT doing Linux. Fuck that shit

Not rn atleast

I'm just gonna install windows and leave it for a bit

[icy rapids]

lol

my mind goes back to a girlll I met some years ago who told me

Just hold on looselyyy

[coral barn]

Hai Adam cutieee

Oh Hai labooby cutie

[icy rapids]

New phone who this

[coral barn]

Get an optimized version of win10 lstc

Unless ur weird and want win11

[oblique nexus]

None of that

[coral barn]

I can get them both for you

If you'd like

From the same site that I did

[frigid sky]

Im going to install mac

[coral barn]

Installation instructions very straightforward if you have more than 2 braincells

[frigid sky]

Damm

[icy rapids]

I’m weird I’m on bloatware 11

[coral barn]

I did mess it up because I tried the lazy way of loading it the iso

[frigid sky]

What is bloatware?

[coral barn]

And also drivers omg they were a pain

[icy rapids]

Windows 11

[frigid sky]

Is that weird pregnant internet thing

[oblique nexus]

Not really

This is just temporary

[coral barn]

Unnecessary software that just tank your performance. Unnecessary and a waste of space and resources

[copper crescent]

yall say this and that about windows but what about the times that windows was there for you

[frigid sky]

Oh

[coral barn]

You could use 2 hard drives and try dual booting. I want to

[coral barn]

Windows was never there for me

I could customize the clock face on win7 tho

[frigid sky]

I havent gotten a computer since I turned 18

[icy rapids]

Windows 7/8 was there for me

[oblique nexus]

Why would I try that

[sterile arrow]

Windows 6:7

[coral barn]

I've had access to a laptop when I was uhhh 5 or so

[frigid sky]

Same

[coral barn]

Purble place and solitaire bro

Peak gaming experience right there

[sterile arrow]

Peak

[dry bough]

iceman is so peak

[acoustic ore]

Hi Clorox

[coral barn]

For the fun of it man

[sterile arrow]

Yo

[sterile arrow]

Paid actor

[frigid sky]

I just have those restricted computers where I cant even go watch certain videos from YouTube or even certain websites like khan. My school computers were weird

[acoustic ore]

I’m about to start a cruise :D

[icy rapids]

Iceman from Xmen?

[dry bough]

bro no cap

[sterile arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-eric-tao-ken-leung-industry-industry-hbo-gif-13702557412707969815

You will not return

[icy rapids]

Bro they nerfed him in the movies

He’s an Omega level mutant

[sterile arrow]

Hes talking about the shitty drake album not the goat

[frigid sky]

What he's going to do ice me?

[icy rapids]

Yes

[dry bough]

yoo wtf ts is goated

[last ridge]

GG @dry bough, you just advanced to level 1 !

[frigid sky]

[acoustic ore]

I will I will. And then I’ll come back and play Lego Batman. This hentai virus can’t stop me

[dry bough]

yo bro how tf am I a random kid

[coral barn]

Mine too. They really upped their game in terms of security and server management. In year 10 I was able to get away with playing games. The last 2 years however, they have a monitor with all our screens on it. They can also lock our screens remotely, denying literally all input. The bypass to this was to restart the pc but they fixed that too

[magic ridge]

my cat is not unique anymore so i removed it from my pfp

[icy rapids]

In middle school and early highschool there was always this smart kid who found ways around it.

Bro knew coding ball

[frigid sky]

Glad I was the early stage of restriction where you just need to type certain keywords and boom, free games.

[magic ridge]

i gotta go thro the trouble of finding something unique again
god

[coral barn]

Dude I kid you not the only way to bypass this would be to install a Trojan into their system to give me Admin privelages. Knowing the technicians that set the server up, that wouldn't even last long

[icy rapids]

Sophomore year they put in some kernel level software or some shi 😭

[coral barn]

That's our PCs at this point

[frigid sky]

Is he's your master or your apprentice

[coral barn]

Can't even run cmds anymore 🥀

[icy rapids]

Dude yk what tho the only reason this happened is cause some idiot snitched or got caught playing games

[magic ridge]

he was my cat
and he had rainbow colors that i owned all of them
but now he got leaked

[icy rapids]

Like bro don’t get caught 😭

[frigid sky]

Crazy

[icy rapids]

No wait i remember. It was a snitch.

[coral barn]

😭 Always lmao

[frigid sky]

It always a snitch

[magic ridge]

ik
it was so fun and unique but now everyone has him

[warm crypt]

im sorry miss jackson

I am forreeeeell

[icy rapids]

There was a Google word doc that someone made with a wormax.io link so we could all play together and someone added the principal to the document and she screenshotted everyone’s name and went around the school interrogating kids 😭

[coral barn]

Yup my friend told me in his hs years, every day for like 3-4y he tried the password on the Admin account. One day a few months before graduation, he found it. He managed to access school records and change it. He gave the password to a younger kid (passing of ancient wisdom) before he left. Kid got caught cuz he made too many mark changes too quickly

[frigid sky]

Why they care so much

[icy rapids]

Because this vice principal was a bitch’

[coral barn]

No way bro

[coral barn]

My vice principal was such a nice guy a shame he retired

[icy rapids]

She was major power tripping

[icy rapids]

Next year is when they upped the security

[frigid sky]

Oh

[coral barn]

Holy new pfp goes hard wit the color combo

[frigid sky]

Like why they cared some kids play coolmath games

[coral barn]

Poki still works for us

[gloomy glade]

Any otakus in chat 🥶

[coral barn]

But I just play deadshot.io

[icy rapids]

Bro it was funny af tho cause our CAD teacher was playing wormax with us when she walked in our room 😭

[coral barn]

Woahh yall had cad in school?

[icy rapids]

Yeah in middle school

[coral barn]

Like Autocad?

[icy rapids]

I actually forgot what the class is called not gonna lie

[coral barn]

Oh shi

[icy rapids]

But you like made robots and stuff

[coral barn]

Oh that's probably CAT

[frigid sky]

I remember some kid use a USB and played like gta san Andreas

[willow frigate]

Robotics

[coral barn]

Computer applications technology. Atleast that's what it is in my case

[coral barn]

HII CUTIEEEE

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-discord-twitch-spongebob-looking-gif-21451454

[icy rapids]

Yeah it was a great class and the teacher was a g

[willow frigate]

I ain’t no cutie

[coral barn]

Why are u so magestic

[willow frigate]

I’m a manly man full of man

With like

[coral barn]

U are in my eyes

[frigid sky]

Mutie

[willow frigate]

High amounts of testosterone n shi

[coral barn]

But to me ur a cutie

[willow frigate]

🥹 🥹

Glad to know under all this hair someone still thinks I’m cute

[digital phoenix]

Hey chat am new here

[coral barn]

DW one of my friends is a 30y man with muscles bigger than my thighs

He could probably kill me with his bare fists in seconds

[icy rapids]

when we got our new chromebooks, every class would have to go to the library and they will talk to us about how these Chromebook can’t be bypassed and if we tried, they would know 😭

[frigid sky]

What a baloney, im seeing four Theseus

[coral barn]

I call him a cutie too

[willow frigate]

Sooo who Unblacklisted you

[coral barn]

There's only 2

[stray raft]

Hey chat im new here too

[icy rapids]

Anyways laoo

[digital phoenix]

Ur momma

[icy rapids]

@willow frigate what’s up son

[coral barn]

Is that so your thighness

[coral barn]

That's big bro to you

[frigid sky]

What up big son

[icy rapids]

No he’s my son lol

[coral barn]

Naw u ain't that old

[stray raft]

Holyyyy w nickname

[icy rapids]

Older than him

[coral barn]

Likewise man

[icy rapids]

He’s nephew or son to me

[willow frigate]

Doing rlly good man wby

[coral barn]

He's still ur big bro he got aura like that

[willow frigate]

I’m bros nephew 😭

Adam is og

[surreal obsidian]

bumeseus,,

[willow frigate]

Like rlly og og

[coral barn]

Damnnn

[icy rapids]

I’m Good too

[willow frigate]

Imma have some milk tea

[frigid sky]

Probably in 2000s old

[coral barn]

Wasn't familiar with your motion

[willow frigate]

Heck yeah 🖤 🖤

[surreal obsidian]

tsk tsk tsk

[coral barn]

Share 🤤

[willow frigate]

I swear I opened up jjs man

[willow frigate]

Shiiiii

🥹

[surreal obsidian]

tsk tsk tsk

[junior kindle]

Diddy ahh jail

[coral barn]

Cmon gng just a lil sippy

[willow frigate]

I did like 1-2 hakari combos bro

[coral barn]

It won't hurt

[frigid sky]

What

[willow frigate]

U get a whole mug man

Ain’t no sip

[coral barn]

Ayyy let's share but use 2 straws so I can stare into your eyes while I do

[frigid sky]

Can I have a gargle

[willow frigate]

Shiiii alright man 🥹 🥹

[surreal obsidian]

tsk tsk tsk

[frigid sky]

[oblique nexus]

I need YOU for Diddy ahh jail

[willow frigate]

I DID I PROMISE

IT WAS LIKE 60% OF HEALTH

[surreal obsidian]

tsk tsk tsk

[coral barn]

Enjoy ur milk tea gng ❤️

[surreal obsidian]

i'm not seeing enough

[coral barn]

Bro you're the founder

Labooby police department

[willow frigate]

I’ll train harder sensei

[surreal obsidian]

you better be

[coral barn]

Mmmmm trains 🤤🤤🤤 🚂 🚂 🚂 🚄

[bold cape]

hi

[coral barn]

Hi

makmakmakmakmakmakmakmakmakmak

[bold cape]

HELLO?

[coral barn]

Hi

[gloomy glade]

Hi 👋

[coral barn]

Hi

[austere osprey]

He said we can’t have a discord themed wedding 😔

[gloomy glade]

Hi

[gloomy glade]

Divorce him

[coral barn]

Try whatsapp

[austere osprey]

Never

[coral barn]

If not, then try Instagram

[austere osprey]

Wait lemme ask

[coral barn]

The whatsapp horse is absolutely mandatory

[junior kindle]

Hi

[knotty island]

Has anyone else seen the yaoi birds?

[minor stump]

No way 😭

YouTube is crazy now

Mhm

Tiny mf

[magic ridge]

i will call you slurs

[half gyro]

i work tomorrow 🫩

[tepid crane]

gorgeous set, all natural or extensions?

[summer reef]

life orb mimikyu

im crine

[bold cape]

hi

sodie

how are you

[tepid crane]

sighhhh

[junior kindle]

I'm doing great!

[tepid crane]

free you

[junior kindle]

And you??

[bold cape]

i miss you💔💔💔

STRESSED

[junior kindle]

I miss y'all

You want to VC?

[tepid crane]

is it day 7 yet

[bold cape]

OMG YES GIRL WE IN YHE CLEAR

[half gyro]

⛓️⛓️

[bold cape]

yurrrr

[gilded crag]

extensions and extra nail polish

[minor stump]

No balls

[magic ridge]

[minor stump]

Bro died

[drifting void]

@mods ban him

[patent lantern]

Hello

[chilly hare]

Day 6 or 7 who knows

[viral vapor]

twink

[jade solstice]

When we rounding up all the rich ppl and putting em 6ft under for their atrocities

[drifting void]

That's you

[drifting void]

When chicken grow teeth

[jade solstice]

We're damned

[viral vapor]

no

[jade solstice]

Gg

[drifting void]

Yes

You are a twink

[jade solstice]

Ppl too comfortable at home using discord and watching the circus

Its cooked

[shy cape]

I love the whole ‘[thing]maxx’ linguistic trend. English should fully assimilate it into its grammar

[chilly hare]

Sorry, you are a chud

[warm lion]

What do you do with your life?

On discord 24/7?

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-cat-cat-dance-cat-meme-gif-7310400222821099896

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-cat-cat-dance-cat-meme-gif-7310400222821099896

[coral barn]

@amber halo hi lol (miss you pooks)

[coral barn]

Dictionarymaxxing (let's all collectively submit 100s of new words to Oxford dictionary publications)

[edgy lark]

I hate…
A: Clankers
B: Crackers

[coral barn]

Crackers are cool in the from a cyberworld perspective

Online criminals fr

[edgy lark]

Crackers as in white boys

Gringos

[austere osprey]

Yo hips yo thighs got me hyponiztedddd

[cursive sphinx]

hvent seen u in a while

[austere osprey]

Lmfao needs to comeback

[gilded crag]

@azure axle

[serene steeple]

Goodnight

[gilded crag]

@azure axle I can't unserver mute you if you aren't in a vc

[azure axle]

okay

just waiting😐

[willow topaz]

I’m getting a pedicure rn

[full isle]

Wait harder

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[azure axle]

i know

[austere osprey]

You’re such a comfortable liar

Ok!!!

Aw

[glossy cradle]

you not esdeekid

[austere osprey]

Bro let me get scammed

[azure axle]

i have name liar

[glossy cradle]

can i scam u instead

[austere osprey]

Take everything but my air fryer nd lizards

[last ridge]

GG @azure axle, you just advanced to level 1 !

[austere osprey]

Do you think ants have conscienseness and cry ant tears when we squish their friends

[icy rapids]

Nasty ahh toes

[glossy cradle]

airfrying your lizards

[icy rapids]

I used to name them right before my mom would kill them with the vaccum

[austere osprey]

Ok I’ll blow up your precious pyramids

[icy rapids]

British type shi

[azure axle]

nah bro not yet

[austere osprey]

📝 mmhm ok ok it’s giving lil sociopath vibes

[glossy cradle]

wt* (what the flib)

[icy rapids]

No bro

I was sad when my mom killed them

“Nooo mom you killed Sonic!”

[austere osprey]

You guys don’t need them

[austere osprey]

OOH I see.

[azure axle]

[austere osprey]

Could’ve names them ANThony

Ahahahahaha

Get it

Ahahahahaha

[icy rapids]

Ant Man reference

[willow topaz]

Nuh uh

[austere osprey]

I gotta go work

Yayyy

[willow topaz]

I’m getting the pretty French tip

[gilded crag]

?warnings 858979364531732480

[nova pilot]

There are no warnings

[gilded crag]

?rolepersist 858979364531732480 blackl

[nova pilot]

Added Blacklisted to nono3864.

[gilded crag]

?warn 858979364531732480 hacked account - B

[icy rapids]

Brown ahh

[nova pilot]

nono3864 has been warned.

[willow topaz]

Fuck you

U suck

[icy rapids]

Ilyt

Hru vro

[willow topaz]

Eh

[azure axle]

what?

[willow topaz]

Fine

Hru?

[icy rapids]

I went outside today

Touched grass

[willow topaz]

You touched grass?

That’s insane

[oblique nexus]

bro

im so back

[icy rapids]

Yeah and I didn’t poop

Huge w

[old geode]

He didn’t poop

[icy rapids]

I miss my dog

[trail gale]

Hi

[oblique nexus]

@summer pebble subnautica when

[old geode]

Wheres your dog

[willow topaz]

I’m surprise you don’t wear adult diapers

I know what I’m getting you for ur bday

[icy rapids]

I did when I went for my infusion lol

[old geode]

Pls dont be like chris chan

[icy rapids]

Ts was 40 minutes away

[willow topaz]

Fair

[summer reef]

whab

[icy rapids]

He died vro

[old geode]

WHAT

Im sorry adam

[icy rapids]

I keep dreaming about him

he’s alive and we are just chilling

Then I wake up

[old geode]

i wish i had regular dreams like that, ur lucky

[icy rapids]

I wouldn’t say regular

But when I do dream he’s in it yk

[old geode]

I still say thats regular yk,

[last ridge]

GG @old geode, you just advanced to level 34 !

[old geode]

Think the only dead thing ive had in my dreams was my grandma

[icy rapids]

🙁

[old geode]

Never a happy one, just us arguing in the car lmao

[icy rapids]

Laoo

Granny

[old geode]

But usually i get like world ending dreams or im being eaten alive

[icy rapids]

Oh yeah I used to have horrendous nightmares

Very vivid

[old geode]

did you ever jaw clench?

like in your sleep?

[icy rapids]

Uhhh

[old geode]

cause i did, i think honestly we get dreams like that when we stress out tbh

[icy rapids]

I think I used to grind my teeth

[old geode]

This too

[icy rapids]

Sleep paralysis type shi

[old geode]

I think stress just does that, its so strange tbh

UGH

[old geode]

Do not bring that shit up

3 times in my life and it was only at my grandparents

And their grandfather clock was half dead

[icy rapids]

I just have a very overactive imagination

[old geode]

So the sound would warp from it at 3am every night

[plush portal]

How do I get ahold of a mod?

[icy rapids]

Dm them

[plush portal]

Ok

[old geode]

Its not funny man i swear their house was fucking haunted

😭 it was like

[icy rapids]

I don’t think my house is haunted but we’ve had some weird shit’ happen before

[old geode]

Being on drugs 24/7 there but no one was on drugs and you’re just actually hearing shit

[old geode]

Do tell

[mystic mason]

I might shit my pants

[simple fable]

Speedy B

[old geode]

[icy rapids]

So one time my mom and my sister just came home and they locked the door that goes to our garage when they came in the house and then suddenly there’s like a banging on the door like someone is trying to get in. So I go out the front door and open the garage from the outside and no one is there.

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-cat-cat-dance-cat-meme-gif-7310400222821099896

[glossy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/subtitle-error-the-boys-butcher-the-boys-the-boys-edit-billy-butcher-gif-13334216149328462049

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414675189207142511/1503914737958654063/tung.gif

[old geode]

Thats weird, wonder what caused that.

[icy rapids]

Also we have this mirror that I used to see a lady in when I was a kid

All black figure

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-mogging-the-deep-mog-mogging-the-boys-gif-7607677199452401372

[austere osprey]

Pls pl pls pls I’m trying to accept pls

Help

[old geode]

Maybe the mirror is haunted 😂😂 wtf

[icy rapids]

Dude when I say there was banging I mean like it was so fucking’ loud it sounded like multiple people banging on this metal door

[willow topaz]

This man is scrubbing my soul out of my leg

Please help

[old geode]

it was several raccoons in a trench coat

[glossy cradle]

Your FOID levels are up the roof! SORRY BUD but this is a TRUE CHUD collective.

[icy rapids]

Also my mom has felt like weird presences and heard voices

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/puffer-fish-gif-27423595

[old geode]

Nah yalls house is haunted

[willow topaz]

I hate you

[austere osprey]

This statement alone has spiked my cortisol levels for the year thanks buddy

[old geode]

Anytime i sat in my grandparents living room i used to hear voices

[austere osprey]

Puffer omg

[old geode]

Like alone at night

[icy rapids]

It wasn’t often maybe like once a year

[willow topaz]

Soda just loves pissing me off

[junior kindle]

I do

It's my job

[willow topaz]

No bueno

[glossy cradle]

#rekt ☠️ 😹

[old geode]

And you’re SURE it isn’t haunted

[junior kindle]

No es bueno*

[old geode]

Thats like witching hour type shit

[willow topaz]

ugh

[austere osprey]

My grandma would be up at 3 am playing poker so my nightmares are her yelling

[icy rapids]

It’s downstairs rn and every time I walk up the stairs at night I always avoid looking at it 😭

[old geode]

Burn some sage around it shit

I used to always hear people running on my grandparents roof.

[last echo]

i need

[icy rapids]

Yk what was odd

[last echo]

parents

[old geode]

Then they also swore their house was haunted after like they bought some jamaican made handmade tropical parrot thing

From like a yard sale

But i wasnt alive for that

Lmao

[jovial pike]

are we living in an aquarium on someone's shelf

[old geode]

yes

[jovial pike]

uh oh

[austere osprey]

?afk yo mom

[nova pilot]

@austere osprey I set your AFK: yo mom

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[nova pilot]

🖤🦊 cumquat#2 is AFK: yo mom - a few seconds ago

[willow topaz]

Sins I miss you

Let’s hang out

[icy rapids]

When I was younger we used to hear like a fucking’ explosion right under our house and it would scare tf out of me. And it wasn’t the quarry because they only blast at night. Plus it only happened when my mom left the house and our neighbors didn’t hear a damn thing. 💀

[willow topaz]

@stable wren no advertising

[old geode]

Ohhh and the time me and my dad got up to use the restroom at like 4am. We opened my grandparents door to check on them while they slept. Down the hall in the kitchen we heard my grandpas voice say “ MARK”, ( my dads name). Mannn we booked it so fast into my fucking room.

[icy rapids]

I had something similar with the mirror

[old geode]

Man what kinda fucking house are you living in 😂😂😂

Ghosts blasting ass when your mom leaves is kinda funny

[icy rapids]

Twerk

[oblique nexus]

go bruh

[icy rapids]

Dude we would freak tf out and not go back inside until she got home

[summer pebble]

Can I come soda

[oblique nexus]

ive been trying to get the guys to go but theyre all gay and stay inside all day

[summer pebble]

Soda you’re a pusssy

[inland sequoia]

yo can i advertise

[willow topaz]

can you sybau

[junior kindle]

I remembered something

I can't

[oblique nexus]

pj hop on subnayutica

[inland sequoia]

meanie

[old geode]

Mm and then the day i was homeless and had to pack up and leave their house, i was taking my grandmas dresser out of her room. Nothing was running in the house, no electricity, no water. It just sounded like my grandma was sobbing and wailing, it was coming from her room. She was dead by then so it was just creepy all around.

[summer pebble]

I’m at work

[willow topaz]

Never mean

I’m so nice

So kind

So loving

[old geode]

Hiiiiii

[inland sequoia]

u hurt my feelings

[coral barn]

Hi short nice kind and loving person

[lethal wind]

Hi chat

[willow topaz]

Hi queeeeennnnn

[icy rapids]

Oh my god… bro 😭

[willow topaz]

me? hurt your feelings? Never-

[coral igloo]

@feral kraken @acoustic ore Gameoverse pilot TN

[icy rapids]

I’d actually shit’ myself if I heard that

[oblique nexus]

when do you get home

[inland sequoia]

u said to, and i quote "sybau"

[old geode]

mmmm and dont forget the bad omen i had too, my rabbit had died like four days before my grandmother.

[willow topaz]

Nuh uh

[chilly hare]

Why u trynna be me?

[willow topaz]

i never said that

[inland sequoia]

yuh uh gang

[willow topaz]

Nuh uh

[icy rapids]

Dude 😭

[willow topaz]

I’m so nice

[coral barn]

Might be trauma response where normal stuff get warped in your mind. You notice things that weren't there before I guess

[old geode]

And my dog stopped going near them the last five days before they died

[coral igloo]

Hi shorty

[inland sequoia]

Why is my name slimgyattic ☹️

Shorty did u do this to me

[old geode]

Idk, my dad heard it too and he got freaked out by it

[willow topaz]

Hi saphhhhh

[old geode]

like it was loud

[coral barn]

Oh that's eepy

[old geode]

And my brother was outside by the front door and faintly heard it

It was just sad and creepy

[icy rapids]

Yeah when you’re not the only one too hear it yk it’s real

[coral barn]

Might be some weird shi going on there

[old geode]

OH

Yk what else i remembered too

1 month before everything happened

[coral barn]

Yah cuz I've seen instances of people hearing voices and stuff but this is real

[old geode]

There was maggots randomly in the hallway

Like alive

[coral barn]

Uhhhh

[icy rapids]

Oh hell naw

[old geode]

No trash and the house was clean

No smells or nothing

[coral barn]

There might be something decomposing

That you're unaware of

[icy rapids]

Bro what is this demon activity 😭

[willow topaz]

Help

[old geode]

No no like

They just spawned in the hallway? 😭 like

[inland sequoia]

deserved

[icy rapids]

What

[old geode]

It was a long corridor

Usually you can see or smell decomp if maggots are there

[willow topaz]

It’s blowing cold air

[old geode]

So it just didnt make any sense

[willow topaz]

On my foot

[acoustic ore]

I’ll be unavailable. About to start the cruise

[willow topaz]

Josh how dare you be unavailable

[old geode]

Are you

Getting your toes done

[inland sequoia]

safe trip as always mr josh

[willow topaz]

Yes

[coral barn]

You never know

[oblique nexus]

@willow topazfortnite when

[willow topaz]

French tips!

[feral kraken]

What?

[willow topaz]

HES SMOKING HIS VAPE

YALL

I

[coral barn]

I kinda wanna visit this place

[willow topaz]

CAN

[feral kraken]

Tf???

[willow topaz]

CANT

[old geode]

Yeah, but i still wonder what it was from lmao

[acoustic ore]

Thanks Mr slime

[willow topaz]

WAIT NVM

[feral kraken]

WHAT DID I STUMBLE INTI

[willow topaz]

it’s a light

[feral kraken]

HELLO?!?!?!

[lethal wind]

Dude i fucking' hate rainy season so much ts is worsening every issue I have istg

[worthy pecan]

@willow topaz you suck

[acoustic ore]

I know 😔
It’s not like me

[feral kraken]

😭

[icy rapids]

It’s Philip taking a sniff

[coral barn]

Damn

[willow topaz]

Philip isn’t with me

[icy rapids]

Why u so dramatic

[feral kraken]

Cause I have no idea what's going on

[willow topaz]

Tonight?

[lethal wind]

literally everything hurts twice as often now and I can't breathe properly🥀🥀

[icy rapids]

Lock in

[coral barn]

Asthma?

[willow topaz]

Adam do you wanna play too?

[icy rapids]

No

[acoustic ore]

New glitch series by RubberRoss and it has Schlatt 😭

[icy rapids]

Fort is boring

[lethal wind]

allergies :(

[feral kraken]

Ahh

[willow topaz]

okay

[old geode]

Allergiessss?

Allergies

[feral kraken]

WAIT JSCHLATT??

[coral barn]

Sage

[feral kraken]

No

[acoustic ore]

It looks interesting tho

[acoustic ore]

Yes

[feral kraken]

You're kidding

[coral barn]

Theseus owes me a gn kiss

[lethal wind]

I lowk dont even know where to get sage

[austere osprey]

I’ve known some of y’all too long

[willow topaz]

Fuck off

[coral barn]

I meant to say sadge but

[lethal wind]

oh

[feral kraken]

Lwokey impressive

[lethal wind]

im slow

[coral barn]

autocorrect

[inland sequoia]

1v1 me fort

[coral barn]

Nooo it's alright

[feral kraken]

Well, I'm at work so

[willow topaz]

No imma lose😭

[feral kraken]

Can't really watch it

I vanish now

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-cat-cat-dance-cat-meme-gif-7310400222821099896

[inland sequoia]

bro im literally that one john wick skin in that old fortnite trailer

[acoustic ore]

Get better so we can play in a week when I come back

[inland sequoia]

Jumping behind explosion

[willow topaz]

Is that okay?

[lethal wind]

my allergies also make me kinda loopy sometimss which makes me not process stuff as quick✌️✌️

[willow topaz]

Sir yes sir!

[oblique nexus]

idk, ping me when and ill tell you

[willow topaz]

So ur ass?

[coral barn]

Nahh it's fair I used to be like that. I hope u get better soon bro

[willow topaz]

Okie dokie

[inland sequoia]

how dare u

calling me ass in fortnite

[coral barn]

In a good way

[oblique nexus]

i havent been on in a month or so

[lethal wind]

I'm probably gonna be like this on and off for the next 3 months until the rain goes away around mid summer

[old geode]

My apartment makes so much noise from the wind it feels like im permanently in a rainforest cafe

[willow topaz]

Womp womp

[coral barn]

She likes ass

[oblique nexus]

i prolly got alot to claim

[inland sequoia]

Ooooooooh

[willow topaz]

Uh

I like my husbands ass

[inland sequoia]

Oooooooh that makes sense

[willow topaz]

????????

huh

[coral barn]

See it's all coming together now

[icy rapids]

Can he throw it back?

[willow topaz]

Do yall know something I don’t??????

[coral barn]

Is it fast enough

[willow topaz]

Yeah I have a vid of him twerking

[icy rapids]

I know

[acoustic ore]

Perfect

[icy rapids]

I’ve seen it

[lethal wind]

Why😭

[buoyant cairn]

White boy can throw it back

[willow topaz]

Little fatty

[icy rapids]

Ik you can

[willow topaz]

i like smacking it

[acoustic ore]

I’d
Wait nvm slay is here

[willow topaz]

It jiggles

[coral barn]

Lmfao

[lethal wind]

Ok I can't laugh anymore my throat hurts too bad fml

[willow topaz]

That’s tj

[buoyant cairn]

Dude it’s actually scary how much she loves my butt

[coral barn]

Okay as a woman, jiggly ass or hard ass

[gilded crag]

I like cheeseburgers

[buoyant cairn]

And also since I’ve been weight lifting for 5 years my ass is FAT

Like I never skip out on my Romanian deadlifts and it shows

[acoustic ore]

Yeah I know but slay is gonna appear if I flirt with him

[buoyant cairn]

She’s at work she prolly won’t

[summer reef]

my heads been hurting so much recently

[willow topaz]

Ohhhh

[acoustic ore]

Literally was here 4 minutes ago

[icy rapids]

TJ got that pro level twerk

[buoyant cairn]

Bruh

Ig that makes sense

Today is prolly a chill day

Her job is actually chill asf

[icy rapids]

Where does bro work

[acoustic ore]

What she do?

[junior kindle]

???

[icy rapids]

Dunkin Donuts

[willow topaz]

Philips butt

[buoyant cairn]

Uhhhh it’s like the higher level of a behavioral technician

[willow topaz]

We were talking about his twerking skills

[buoyant cairn]

Like the job before the bachelors degree but above a registered behavioral technician

[willow frigate]

Ellooo berry

[buoyant cairn]

I forgot what it’s called

[icy rapids]

What is a behavioral technician

[coral barn]

Hai cutie how was ur milk tea

[buoyant cairn]

She works with kids the school deems as like in need of mental help

Like adhd, autism, stuff like that

[icy rapids]

Oh

Ohhhh

[willow frigate]

Used honey as a sweetener

[icy rapids]

Oh that’s actually goated

[willow frigate]

I feel enlightened

[coral barn]

Oh shi nice

[buoyant cairn]

It’s what I’m gonna do for my next job as well

Ima become an rbt

[icy rapids]

Damn fr?

[acoustic ore]

Oh that’s really cool. My sister is gonna do something similar but with physical disabilities like deafness (she knows asl)

[icy rapids]

Bro is doing gods work

[hollow nexus]

Yo

[hollow nexus]

Shampoo back

[gilded crag]

shampoo front

[primal elm]

augh my back

[hollow nexus]

Shampoos back*

[willow topaz]

Ow fuck this man

[inland sequoia]

shampoo sides

[hot cipher]

shampoo side

[inland sequoia]

flop money sign wheres my boost

[hot cipher]

GO FUCK' YOURSELF SLIMATIC

[willow topaz]

Hi Ryan

[hollow nexus]

Shampoop

[hot cipher]

hi shorty

[spark bramble]

hot tubs are like top 5 inventions of all time

[icy rapids]

Real shi

[hot cipher]

i left it at home

[icy rapids]

Jacuzzi

[bold cape]

@junior kindle SORRY my dad came here

[icy rapids]

hi maks dad

[junior kindle]

It's all good

[rough orchid]

Guys I used winrar to compress my hard drive and nvme

[austere osprey]

KACHoW

[inland sequoia]

go home

[austere osprey]

Omg how’s the new house

[icy rapids]

TJ was here

[spark bramble]

engineer career here i come

[rough orchid]

Saved a lot of space 🙏

[austere osprey]

Where???

[icy rapids]

Wait what?!

[austere osprey]

@buoyant cairn haiiii

[icy rapids]

Like a minute or two ago

[spark bramble]

if i pass the interview im gonna be building car engines

[icy rapids]

NO WAY

FREYYAAAAAA

[willow frigate]

I believe in you Freya

[hot cipher]

hell yeah

[willow frigate]

Your past self would be proud

[spark bramble]

guys im nervous

[hot cipher]

good for u

[icy rapids]

I’m so proud of u bro

[spark bramble]

ur so right

thank u guys it means a lot

[acoustic ore]

I know you were gonna appear. Thank god I didn’t flirt with him

[topaz vale]

I killed a man

[spark bramble]

10 hour shifts everyday

[austere osprey]

Lightning McQueen works for the government

[inland sequoia]

@hot cipher YO PEPE STOP DUCKING ME MAN

WHERES MY BOOST

[spark bramble]

finally contributing to society for real

[buoyant cairn]

Haiiii

[austere osprey]

No it’s ok I’ll allow it

[austere osprey]

Omg haiiii

[hot cipher]

stop larping as me

[inland sequoia]

lets larp

just this once?

[icy rapids]

Ur gonna get a lot of valuable experience

[acoustic ore]

Oh alright well, guess I’ll do a quick one since I’ll be on a cruise for a bit

[buoyant cairn]

You’re such a lesbian.

[spark bramble]

yeah im feeling quite optimistic

[hot cipher]

i'll larp as michael jackson and you can larp as chris tucker

[spark bramble]

LOLLL YEA

[icy rapids]

W