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And you cant eat any food
id rather douche at that point
do u have a colonoscopy scheduled?
That’s wrong? I did it once
Just the evening before I had to drink some solution
And stop eating
Afterwards I could eat and drink immediately
Or maybe American hospitals do it differently so they can charge you for it
XD
Idk i was told i couldn’t eat if i went along with it 😭
is that even safe
Day before and day of
Yeah
And you get some stuff to drink mixed with water
you should get a colonoscopy if u have the chance
a lot of young ppl are dying from colon cancer
its quite disgusting actually
and it could be treated if its caught early
Because they dont eat vegetables
I dont blame them
its like 10 dollars for green beans
And 8 dollars for fruit
most young ppl cant catch it early tho, bc doctors dont check
And 17 for a watermelon
because they're young
Its also hereditary
why are you talking about a colonoscopy tho if ur not getting one 😭
gay men do it why not
G'day people
Because i was told i should get one, but it wasn’t in good faith
Imagine 5k for hospital
brilliant!!
in other words i had a shitty doctor in the ER
I don't 😭 ✌️ . Not ruining my gut microbiome for a guy
my bad bro i get u 😭
what is a microbiome
Just do it, you got nothing to lose but temporary comfort, and everything to gain
like mushroom
Yes
mooshroom
It’s already ruined 🔥
☕
all you need is fiber
Nah it’s past that, that was like three years ago. Currently new hospital suggested i get a primary doctor and do follow ups. Nothing urgently talked about for a colonoscopy. 
i fear i dont let anyone close to my anus but if i did ill keep this in mind 🔥
….
Sciences lesson?
i dont think youre right....
🙂
i take psyllium husk daily and have extremely regular and smooth bowel movements. so there's never a need to douche 😮💨
TMI
People just do enemas
i would say im quite regular
Wheres dell i swear he was just lingering
@glossy cradle
i once only drank milk for two days straight and ate nothing
whole or semi skimmed
Why would you do that to your gut biome
oh... well...
imagine the fucking heartburn
In all my years, I never thought I’d get roasted by some fucking’ mobile phone Game,
i love lime scooters
semi skim
good choice
GG @mystic halo, you just advanced to level 3 !

I have a love hate relationship with them lol
theyre so fun
I like how they let you park them in the most fuck’ arse spots, but get all pissy’ if u don’t return the helmets
Helmets?
Why are you always on some weird shit 😭😭😭
dont need it #advanced
what...
Me either, people just rawdog the scooters
Thade.
No helmet
We need to talk.
yeah fr
And then they wonder why their shit cracks like an egg
Thade.
Thade.
YEA IKR
We need to talk.
Why are ya’ll awake
Ouu shi
its 1:30 here
Did you just wake up
Yeah it’s 14:31pm
?
im due for my run 
I woke up 2hrs ago
What
I want to wake up like that
Lets talk.
Yeah we should talk.
Yes
Ill never wake ip like that
Lets talk.
You get a $165 fine for not wearing a helmet here, Bike, Scooter, Skateboard.
You always can, you just gotta live freely
Im chained up by uni
I stay up at night to study
Just start making ramen in a coffee maker
It’s a very wise sentence
Or if ur caught on a phone while using an e-scooter it’s $1199 fine. Same as driving,
Think about it

they do it with telephony
Twin…. 😭
what on earth

Omg you can make jail recipes, but in UNI
Bro the struggle isnt that bad rn
@woeful topaz
Make toilet wine
😭
Soo if u want a free helmet, simply walk 5 min around the city and you’ll find a random Lime or Neuron helmet on the side of the road. Slap some nail polish on that shii and she’s good to go.
How experienced are you
they do that in prison
Fermentationnnn
In what
Idk how to ferment
me when i drink the potion that turns me pink
You let it sit
I dont drink alcohol anyway
Real
Haram
Ys
Eat pork
going spoons tonight so excited 🔥🔥🙏
Get drunk like a squirrel when they eat fermented pumpkin
Banned
Im taking notes
is it haram to twerk in skegness
LMAO WHAT
After getting drunk off pumpkins
What the fuck is that
Omg lemme find ot
scotland
Bro
skeggy butlins with the 2p machines
Ive never seen it
Is it haram to eat children?
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE SAYING
Crunchy cough ughhnnnnn
My lawyer has advised me to strike you down NOW
Children that aren’t Muslim
haven>butlins
Nvm but they got drunk off something
Micro piggie got into a bucket of fermented corn that was dumped out and got wasted!!
YOURE STRUK
I love that he said that
Why is its belly so swollen
@glossy cradle
Poor pig
Computer, turn this guy into a fork
shh shh.... shhh... its okay.... you're safe 🥺 🥺 🥺
Chud fork
Thank God,
Potbelly pigs usually look like that
Pls😛
GG @plain ginkgo, you just advanced to level 2 !
hi guys
Hi
i move today
Yay!!!
i’m nervy
I just get so nervy
hi baddie ily baddie meow
It’s gonna do so well
Hey
can you fly me out 🥺 🥺
@silk schooner
If flying out is your power what are you without it
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Does anyone have any good memes 🥹
are you a cat
Go to #memes
yes :D
@spiral kindle
No
@spiral kindle
Ur a furry?
fih
What the fuck does that mean
Chinese communist party
Oh
Yes hi
Yes
Yeah we should talk.
No
Lets talk dale...
Yeah we should talk jai…
hii
wassup
ok ask me anything +!
Wassup
oh my larp
pooh
should i get a kfc or mcdonalds 🤤 🤤 🤤
Hi lol
goyslop or goyfeed hmmmmm
you have the mindset of a true sigma indian daytrader
do you love Israel?
im new delhi
No i think zionists are evil
soo cute!!
oh that’s not true, it’s just the propaganda they instilled in you…. we are good people…
I dream to be a Mossad agent one day
Hi dell hru
servus
Respect
Tf is going on
What did I do lol
im all good wbu twin
white woman love india man
nothing these people are evil
Cause im not on the leaseeee
Just deafened myself for 12 seconds and woke up in Diddy prison
uh oh
i had a tour around egypt this week
giving lectures and shit
Im never gonna get approved nowhere 🥲
isnt that better than weird projects
Whoever is doing that
im still doing both
Kurwaaaa
@magic ridge blame him
its just this week i had to go around for favors
I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE DD JAIL
it’s rips fault
huh
I'll slap your ass
Huh
Fix it
NOT MY ASS
🤣🤣
GG @rough inlet, you just advanced to level 1 !
Do you still get weirdly simple but also weirdly exampled projects
Kinda is
Like that one time
STFU
OH YEAH SPEAK SOME CHINESE
Go meet ryan or joe 😭
Joe mama
yeah im running 3 on the same time now, one is mine 2 are student projects that im trying to merge cuz no fucking time
Like speaking chinese
im a billion years older than both of them
@freya
You got this, you have free will, but no time
unc status
oh no
Like speaking chinese
im in the diddy jail
Bruh
wtf
they kissin
Duck you all
can I be here alone with diddy
Kissing in the diddy vc
That's wild
we’re gonna have e sex
Bro
what the fluff dude
Bruthor
omg
papuna wants that oil rubbed on him
What could dell even be talking about in there
Cool all g here chilling as always
Son
Sonion
Demigods meeting a man from Birmingham for the first time
i was watching
dale BE NORMAL
secret vc
im sorry they did this to me
IPv6 is a witches spell
i was sentenced to the hole
i need some water
yeah here drink this water i got from the well
it’s safe
aw papa Troy left
@rough orchid i miss you…
@willow topaz @full ravine
Mine ssd came a whole 4 days early
@rough orchid I miss you too buddy
i feel dizzy
I’ll take good care of him mak 🖤
were you swirled around
dale who is that in your pfp
drew allen
disugsting!
slaps you with my tail
why cant click
bitch too fat ☠️
dell i have a funny reel im gonna send to you
ok bbg
😛 😛 😛
.
I never imagined that I would study for 7hrs straight 
i want to rip you open and eat your intestines
I might go mad gng
did that calm you down
Petition to eviscerate jai
YOU HAVENT ACCEPTED MY REQUEST
hmphhh!!! whatever!! 😖
no please jai is the most beloved human being here
im not a human im a furry
whats ur username? istg i aint noticed
baby?
you’re a foidette
youre a discord mod this isnt a good look dell
you want me so bad
whore
daddy
? what
What a bizarre chat
huh
NOT ANYMORE
not in a sex way
I cant say it here
Dell do you ever have a sleepless night when thinking about what you have created
god i fuсking hate you
Mossadu give my instagram account back
you have no idea how long i have been trying to find you
sorry?
A sorry wouldnt cut it
I found you.
My pfp is me
I know it’s you
MODS
Heyyy
TAKE ALL OF THEIR SOULS AWAY
What.
I got your ref on ur name
you’re so tuff jai i wish to be like you
Tfw you rush to pee butt
stop what
eastside
im just spreading my love to lost souls
@fringe basalt Beth mead averages two goals a season
souls
The dark souls?
Who spreading their feet to dark souls
give it to me.... ur dark soul....
Suppo

HI
Bist du dutch?
No
bababooey
I said hi
ello
@fringe basalt what the hell is your frckn problem you frickin blady
Twomad reference
@fringe basalt what the hell is your frckn problem you frickin blady
you got it
i think ur his problem
i am michael jackson
Rip
@astral flax since you know army men rts ,do you happen to play bettle bug 3?
Hi Micheal Jackson im Quiet
Non
what about captain claw
Hell yeah
Apples
Oranges
Y'all gay
Hi guys, I'm currently trying to improve my English skills so please be easy on me when I make grammatical mistakes 
No im gonna be hard
omg do the dance
Wait that came out wrong
Probably but at least it was funny
lmao
Jesus Christ this gum is so good i like sucking all the sugar off it
🤨
Bonnie dale
I have smooth peppermint velo
Blue anderson
real
im so blue
the buest bue to ever exist
blye
blue
I'm blue if I was green then I would die
I literally said the lyrics of I'm blue
was i meant to know it
mb gang
js
too
blue
Most people sing it as: I'm blue dadade dabada
i dont think i have ever seen the voices completely empty before
btw good morning everyone
Kids have school
School
I am at school and I can still respond they are losers
Someone buy me the elden ring dlc
Phone ban in US
Just pirate it
Do it curve
its not that good...
yea, the way they are doing it sucks tho
well rellana has big boobs and mesmer is a snake but thats about all thats good about it
most of the kids just have multiple phones and parents who dont care
What if the parent doesn't pick them up and they send a random friend to do it without telling the kids in the morning
idk bro
That dlc is like an entire game
how much is it?
40 dollars?! DAMN
Games are getting more and more expensive, I support pirating
Every dlc is like an entire game vro
its like 20 hours....
its so empty
theres a 10 minute long empty piss swamp
20 hours is fine bro
nice name ,did you play afraid of monsters?
What is Dillah
Cry of fear is free with 8 hours of gaming time
dollars
lol pyrocynical
sup guys
I played it since 2015
Reminds me of Kingdom Come Deliverance
the extra content is peak
Sup
what yall talkin bout
dd
Just pirate half life with free mods
Fromsoft pmo tbh
Pov you play Nightrein in the small 26
Dumbass company
oh nice
Dumbass studio
bro no swearing
Bring 60fps Bloodborne
Fuck shit balls
rules
Make 60fps bloodborne a dlc
dont
but did you play afraid of monsters??
sro swEaring
They're releasing a switch exclusive too 
Its been talked about for a long time when even is it coming out
I don't use the Playstation
I don't give a fuck about bloodborne tbh
hi pyrocynical
labib stop
Played it, way overrated
that only for 18+
im 19
idc
Oh its called Duskbloods I just remembered
😨
switch only
bloodborne isnt a good game 😭 😭
Idk, but the more I hear about it, the more I'm ok with not playing it. It's like an 8 player pvp
It's German slang, it's the every race alternative to the n word
Thats the switch nightrein
Except nightreign was actually very decent
i got depth 5 dutchess and quit 😅
Heard they got even crazy bosses now but theres 0 motivation to play all that again
everdark libra is so scary
Bro, James deadass has over 800 hours in it 😭
The German James?
Yeah
Kinda looks like Donut
Well, maybe idk if he was German or not
I just put that word in for reference
And then they talk about sumn Gta6 pre order leaks
Katlxì! (Hello!)
Hi guys taking your 700 million dollars worth of pre ordered copies of the game in consideration we decided to develop the game more to fancy your expectations kindly wait till Dec 2027 to play the game
ANYONE POLISH HERE I'M TRYNA INTRODUCE THEM TO SOME GERMAN POLICIES
do ur ass fart
I have a shoe polish in home
Sorry my back cannot bend to a reflex angle to check it out
Ngaru Lu fpom kameie?
aarav stop
That is not my Indian name
SNIFFFFFFF
Hello I'm new here
My first day on Discord today how do I operate this app
iceman is 🔥
i was like what leaving with no byes?
Skxawngs
hi jess
Mee6 got circumcised
can i have the skin
I called it first
dm me
dm me.
i sleep like a rock
Yo
dm me…

What u laughing at
wanna gamble?
subtitle error
Okay
Ofc pooks
🤨
hello
Thanks
thank you for the love and support babe
in a time where I need it
We are all soldiers now
hi
Kaltxì!
@viral vapor yuo bad
@chilly hare what keyboard do you use
The normal one
Sorry?
Prolly not
Chud
Smells like upchud in here
Donut get drunk
Haha
Get a brown switch one
Is it because im black
Are you black?
I want to try out a Hall Effect keyboard tbh
Get a logitech
And I dont think Hall Effect keyboards have brown switches tbh
Get blue switches then
Bello
I just woke up bro
Hey guys ummm.....
So I was cooking this chicken and it was raw. I like to cook naked' and so I was cooking like that. I lifted that chicken up and as I was cooking naked' it fell on my penis. Is it possible to get salmonella just by this? 👉👈
How the fuck'
ay man shiii happens🔥
.
What
Yes daddy
Make me food
no text wall
Yeah ok
@glossy cradle what do you do for your "job"

Hi Rozz
Hiii pj
How have you been
Ima ban you
You fucked' the chicken didn't you
Oi huhih, omlandah done killed the wife and took me bloody son
spam?

girl that was 30 mins ago chill
It's wallspam
✌️
alr bet that
Hi
yooo
Hru
oh you're good lol
ngl i read it as cant so its fine either way
My dear friend, @copper crescent , I have a question for you. Have you ever enjoyed a meal so much that you devoured it without even realizing it? You reach for another bite, glance down at your plate… and poof, it’s already gone.
@austere osprey @willow topaz it's so moist it just falls apart
@cunning plover congrats on your promotion to head mod
Omgggg yummm
I used to eat real fast… there would be times if be finished before everyone else
So yeah
I'm in love with this cake
whats that?
Chocolate cake with caramel glaze
Thank you for the honesty. It's honestly refreshing.
@spiral kindle
i am iceman
i i iceman
i am the ice man
I'm a pretty nice man
I'll cook some rice man
omg is the new album any good
very mid
Is it Drake
yesurr
Kaltxì
im bouta listen to it
Drakes recent songs are mid
fr
(Havent listened to him in a year)
Besides him talking to minors yea
I’m crine
LMFAOOO
Pasioonfruut
And gods plan cuz of the nostalgia
son please rephrase
GG @distant plank, you just advanced to level 3 !
Drake goated lwk
son
Listeeennn
lock in
Miss thise times
I used to watch the music video ans cry
I haven’t listened to Drake that much lately
No not really
Prime Drake
his prime is now a time lost in time
Salem doesn’t know
Got it last sunday but thank you!
Donno to be happy of it or ashamed

More the latter
Dunno
sigh im procrastinating on homework
yooo
Am new
Yo u an arab gng
Same, I have a math exam this week
im jus talking about when nazi germany hosted the olympics
Ohhh
What
WANNA HEAR A STORY
Okay
SO BASICALLY IV HAD A CRUSH ON MY HG FOR 11 YEARS AND LAST MONTH WHEN WE HUNGOUT SHE KISSED ME
Oh wow
Congratulations
AND WE WERE CALLING LAST NIGHT AND SHE TOLD ME SHE HAS A CRUSH ON SOMEBODY IK
AND SHE SAID IF SHE TELLS ME ITL IMPACT ALOT
🫢
i went to sleep
AND SHES SOOOO FUNNY
Aw
SOLARRRRRRR
HELLOOO SHAWTY
HIIII how are u
Send her stuff like reels I guess
she doesnt have any socials sadly
Haaaa
GG @plain ginkgo, you just advanced to level 3 !
What no
nah naomi wouldnt like that
“Dev you’re so drunk you can barely walk” well fine ill drive then if you insist
bru and when we kissed it was SO good
like she held the kiss for 10sec
she smelt so good
and we had jus ahs pineapple so it was even better
Cheaper to btw most likely
what’s wrong
i’m okay ty
when i see her think i should jus lean in and kiss her

Bros inlove inlove
1738\
Whatevee that means
feet
KAAAAAAAAA CHOWWWWW
why am i a lawn mower
that would involve touching grass 💔
lmao
i just dropped my chips on my bed like a chud
Oh yeah i forgot your allergic to that
💔💔💔💔💔💔
Velvet...
What if I just

don't look at me rn i'm #chud
Uh what
omh my exs keep texting me when im already imaginarily married to naomi
what's up
salem get a grip
my grip is fairly loose
this isnt you salem..
Everything good, i be chillin rn wazzap with you?
i mean shes pretty fine
Alcohol is finer
Who are you people
Ukshq
Who are yall
ligma
Lapyazeng zdarssa poshel
drowning in assignments but we ball
Esti bradz meno
Is that polish
Nu

bru im deep in debt assighnment wise
Good luck i hope you find your way up mate 🗣
Me too
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I gotta do like 20 assignments
There are no assignments without ass.
Cant be arsed
#bandale
You are not funny
Flame trass manyak hej bluchi
Ehat
I am funny
Brother who
Uh nope
Furry
They wouldn’t dare to ban me
Uh yeah
my exs
GG @distant plank, you just advanced to level 4 !
Heads or tails
Son…
My tails
oop i meant to reply to the other thing
?coinflip
@cunning plover tails
LMAO
Robert love heads
Lucky
Lucky for me
i love head too
Tails meant i ban you
Salem gives everybody head❤️🩹
We doing the Israeli promised coinflip
brodi spelt it wrong
white people
White p-
white pineapple?
anyone from mtl here?
Me
yooooooooooooo
yeoooo
how old r u (ntbcreepy
who?
him
Nah thats so creepy
lil guy
Im 49yo
donc tu parle francais?
Is this the barber shop
what that mean
yes also you're bald now
He eats people
...
White people
its ok i love the cat vids you post sometimes
Give me, the R9
It just sucks


