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okay i’ll send you my address
HELLO CHUDS
Stop sending me shit before i get my acc banned josh 😭😭💀💀😭💀😭😭💀😭💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀😭💀😭💀😭😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀
Do you think you have enough emojis
You missed an extra skull
I don’t even know how to respond to this
Pls don’t get your acc banned we need you
cutee cuteee cuteeee!!! ur so cute!! omggg i love you!!! ❤️ 😍 💖
I gotchu
@willow frigate
Ugh
rawr
@sterile arrow can you stop being a pain in my ass and play me back
No thank you
Dude I’m so good at these games
One of the few things I can confidently say I’m good at
I love cup pong
rude
Same. My mom saw me playing it and said “don’t get good at that, that’s not a good thing”
Like in a serious way
😭 😭 😭 😭
i'd never say that to you
I know you wouldn’t babe
Bombostic
🖤 🖤
Babe have you ever heard of Will Wood?
I’ve been listening to his music a lot lately. He doesn’t have a ton but I am obsessed
IMO yes but it’s like a very specific type of music
That’s not for everyone
But I can’t explain it
hmmm i see
I had a beer pong table in college
I had nothing in college cause I didn’t get to go to the campus
Im changing my name to senator fart porn
i had pong in college too
Is this a ping pong joke or like pong the game
@junior kindle
@acoustic ore
ofc this israeli chud soda would do that
This was the table my roommates and I made
he is literally in the idf
That looks so fun
Shut up Dale
Don’t shut up Dale
i won't shut up babe
Hi Metal
hiii
Hi josh
i will live my dreams thank you
I almost called you John
should i watch a scary movie
Salutations
You should watch Scary Movie
wsg
I wanna watch it soon
yeah the scary movie is good
goated
there is 5 parts
Im checking out a boxing gym soon
I’ve heard it’s worse after the first 2 cause the two main people lost the license
niceeee
The brothers
Yeah. It looks amazing
Its prob like 2 hrs away from you lets go toe to toe
i lowk don't know shi about any of the movie ngl 😭
i’m definitely watching it when it’s out
Ur name sounds like indian
i’m not in ohio rn
L
because I am Indian
oh boohoooo
🤷♂️
James harden knows this is his last chance, he’s playing his heart out
yeah and watch him completely dissappear in game 6 and game 7
he'll have a combined 21 points on 9/29 shooting
i ain't fearin no beard
he's a famous playoff choker
purrs
even if the cavs do make the ecf and that's a BIG IF he'll dissappear

:3
I haven’t watched past ep 3 of s 1 but I know almost everything that happens cause is spoilers
Actually demote soda
Don't tell me what to do
Doga, moose
Moose!!
I won’t let them be cooked
I’ll save them
It’s the tenya iida way
Meddling in business that isn’t mine is what makes a hero
There’s no limit to the larp
Dogaa 
What happened to Twice
Totooo
hiii
Chaque jour, la chair fond davantage ; chaque jour, le dieu que tu cherches brise un peu plus le royaume des mortels.
Hii, how're doing 
Waiting for nitro to run out so I don’t have to worry about changing my server profile n stuff 😭 😭
Skull
Hello?
Hi
Kinda eh, at work rn, how are you?
😭 bro sybau and put the fries in the bag
I'm omw to uni, real sleepy too
Fox
Yoyo
Hope it goes well
bonjour
Thanku :3 you have a fun day at work too 
..
Poop from a butt
Let it sleep
Fent fent fent
I lowkey dont know what im doing with my life
Living
Did u see my mac
Good Morning guys
I know what we can do
I got an idea
First we kill every single president and destabilize all governments
Sun would be better
Ok then after we need to destroy our magnetic shield that is protecting us from the sun’s radiation
Afterwards we need to purge all life on earth
Does anyone know any good browser games
Cat tried to jump on the toilet while i was pissing and she fell
Bowser from Mario
GG @civic patrol, you just advanced to level 88 !
Is that actually a game
You won’t believe this but no!
No game!
We have families too
The sea is my family
Sup
laboob
burbo
Hop on warframe
Oi Hughie
Im on fortnite
No
Ion got room for warframe
i suppose chap
Thanks
Good morning
good morning doom guy
I must become GM
I believe in you Kachan
I don’t ✌️😂
😭
Alr fuck’ me ig
@chilly mango
Oh my gosh hai
I looked at it
It and it seemed stupid
So nvm
Is it ass
Yeah we can play ow
It did not engage my adhd brain enough
Fuhhhh yes
Babe no one’s in chat
Let’s e segg
Lurking
OH nvm
fear the beard
knicks in 4
its only 8 pm for her nitro
Her what
Her, as in Doga
Boop
i really can't believe the knicks might actually make the finals
too bad okc will manhandle them in 4
or if it's knicks-spurs, it's spurs in 6
711
I'm the richest rick
*rickest
GG @thorn tendon, you just advanced to level 7 !
🪑
Huh
This is how you properly do one
@patent lantern OMG HI DOGA IM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOU PLEASE NOTICE ME DOGA!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
@patent lantern OMG HI DOGA IM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOU PLEASE NOTICE ME DOGA!!!!!!!!!!!
@coral igloo
Dev forgot to add a coma when he said "her nitro" he meant "her, nitro"
Why would doga say her discord nitro
Yes bro
Why he do that
Hello goat
Yoo nitro how u doing man 🖤
Ranked up in deadlock earlier so pretty good
And also unintentionally making people rage cause I just snipe them
I'm good
Heck yeah man
Ez snipes
@gilded crag still pistons in 7?
they gotta win game 6 in cleveland on friday
tough place to play
How about you? How have you been?
Lwk been doing pretty good too
Stress is slowly going away
That's good to hear
Two more cert exams left
Eyy!!
CompTIA Net+ and ITIL Foundation Certification
Haven't gotten a chance to start any of mine, been focusing on college
ITIL finna be hella easy
Maybe over the summer
Goated goated
Uni pays for mine thankfully
That's huge!!
Chuddddd
Good luck on your certs, theseus
Grah
I wish
What that mean?
i got two phones
I HAD TO WORKKKKK I'M SORRY HIIIIII
FRICK YOU
WHAT
It means I wish I was asleep
one for the plug and one for the load
I SAID WHAT I SAID
THE FREAKING STORE MANAGER STUPID BRANDI PUT ME ALONE WITH CELEST WHO'S SLOW AS FREAKING MOLASSES AT 2ND WINDOW SO I HAD TO BAG ORDERS FOR DRIVE THROUGH, DELIVERY, AND COUNTER, WHILE MAKING FRIES

My FEET hurt
Holy.
My BACK hurts

I HAD TO DO THAT FOR AN HOUR
You, my friend
A WHOLE HOUR
Deserve a long break and something nice to eat
Yeah, I can relate
You should buy some moleskin twin, or orthopedic soles
It is awful
Also did you eat today?
Imma sit here for an hour and 41 minutes
Neet what is with your name?
I had lunch
god bless america baby
Idk ive had it like this for a minute, forgot what it was for
Imma get some, I had some in my old shoes but I got new ones so I gotta buy more
@junior kindle you aren't slick buddy what is this name
Fair
No.
Brooooo this guy gave me change and it WAS SLIMY
😔
GROSS
@patent lantern well I am sorry for your feet, work sounds like it was absolutely shit'
EWWW
How do you have slimy change??
It was, thank you
You don't wanna know...
Nasty ass mfs these days
I mean


A slime monster gave the change
Yeah
Dont even joke lad
IKR I washed my hands like 4 times and they still feel gross
Idk but it was DISGUSTING
I'd spray hand sanitizer or something on the coins and his hands
Ello m8
Idc if it breaks the law or whatever
I huff Freon an gasoline for fun hehe
Nasty
goodnight
Goodnight
Night
You might want to not
Real
Ah well nighty night
Well doga
Yes?
I have news for you related to my work
So yesterday I messaged my boss, letting him know I cannot work the 28 cause therapy
waddup guys
And so when he replies, he also sends me an updated schedule for the current 2 weeks, cause I asked off for next Friday
Nun much, you?
breathing still
Wsg room, you get that well deserved rest?
Turns out one of the other dishwashers cannot work that same Friday and the day before
Alright
Uh huh
Oop
Oh no
Hell yeah man, keep on going cause you got this 
And I already know my boss won't help me out that day
that sucks
Hes just gonna desert you while youre swamped?
Kinda a dick' move
He's always done this
And it's not a matter of being swamped
It's just things go a lot more smoother and we get done faster on busy nights or during events with 2 dishwashers
Makes sense
He's not obligated to help or anything, he's the boss.
It's to be expected
Yeahhh
Fair but itd still feel kinda sad
Well hopefully it isn't too terrible, is that this week or next week?
Next week
Alr noted
Dude they almost asked me to stay later today
but they ended up calling in somebody thank GOODNESS
I still work tomorrow and Friday
hell' nah!!
Fr
evil
Idk if I told this story
but my boss changed our schedule times from when we close or an actual time, to "CL" which stands for closing
Huh
Because me and other workers would leave when the schedule said we could
Right
like if I was listed to work 11 to 7 one day, I'd clean things up by 7 and get out
And its not like I would leave a lot behind
Yeah
But he eventually changed it to say "11 to CL"
When is closing
but we can easily predict when we'll get out
Whenever he says
Oh dang
but usually after 7
Man, I love sharing work stories
Just hating on our bosses cause they have some poor ethics
At work before I leave I ask a manager if they need anything from me before I go and sometimes they give me a task that takes 15 minutes so I have to leave 15 minutes later just cus
Real
See I ask because if I don't, my boss will assume I did it
And then he might scold me for not doing a task I had no idea about
🫃
Yeah
why?
I'm not allowed to leave without asking a manager
well..
you are legally a minor, I think they're required to make sure you have a ride
Technically....but I would get chastised
I have my own vehicle
i didn't know u were trans bro i js sent the emoji
why?
oh
I can leave and go whenever
you can WHAT whenever???
you have to admit
I'm sorry
that was a funny typo

you're fineee doga
I was hoping you wouldn't notice
I didn't take it personally
Good good
Me. of all people?
Not noticing a typo?
LOL
Frick
Nahhh wdym its the perfect one
was gonna do this one
Why this reminding me of Icy Hot?
Real
No
hi room
Get a rolling pin
and just put pressure on your knee
we will see
I have a brace on
ah

remind me why you have a brace?
Aw man, hope you get it soon gn though
oohhh
Hypermobility
never knew
So my joints are unstable
Yeah Neet knows about all my ailments
I have the body of an 80 year old
I'm serious when I say this, do you have like a list of them?

like a lot of them
Not like, a lot a lot
DMV worker kept meowing at me
Just a couple
but like 5?
Weird
What
Wish I was making that up
They high for sure
Rs bruh
Uhhhhhh, 3 not including mental
😭
Just pretended she wasn't talking to me 😭
That's WILD
well everyone has some form of mental ailment, called "im losing it from your bs"
Real
But all I got is
EDS
Kyphosis in my spine
And POTS as previously mentioned
Thank god bro
EDS just has a bunch of stupid side effects
I went last year
Educate me, whats EDS?
if i can ask
THATS OKAY IM WORKING OUT RNNN
your idea got her to curse me out
Lowkey
Ehlers-danlos syndrome or however you spell it
It's hypermobility but like, more, it's a spectrum
I have unstable joints cus of it, chronic pain, mainly in ankles, knees, back, and shoulders, then it's also connected to POTS cus it affects the connective tissues in my body including my heart 
skill issue
damn
FUNNN
jeez..
My hips and shoulders also dislocate themselves because the tendons are weak
And you go through that everyday?
Yah
It's not as bad as it sounds
You get used to pain after a while
Ehhhhhh
I don't think I could go through what you deal with on daily basis so
More power to you
I mean it
You could, when I say it's not as bad as it sounds I mean it
I just gotta be careful
meow meow
Cus easily injured
YOU SAID YOUR HIPS AND SHOULDER DISLOCATE THEMSELVES
WDYM??
Ehhhhhhhhhh
now who tf changed my name
what is your name?
Meowwww
WHO CHANGED EVERYONES NAME??
boy idk
LMAO
Then someone else
im not going to sit here an argue with u feel free to 1v1 me in fort
Then shawty now
reor:3
Well yeah but that doesn't really hurt, just means I gotta tense my shoulders more and walk carefully
nahh I dont wanna play the porn game
i thought i was safe
It only hurts if it happens repeatedly
clearly not
Rawr :3
again
Could not deal with that
I already get tensions in my neck now and then

hypertension
It's really not that bad
vengeance.
whoever changed my name
wtf is meme overlord
hi
goodnight ladies
lvl 100
goodnight beautiful
New name for level 100
i don’t have a life basically
shawty got no life on this server
Haven't seen you in a while
Yeah
Oh they added something past sensational
buenas noches
excuse me i hate myself
Goodnight
goodnight gorgeous
deal with it
I come in every now and then 
Fair enough
Do any of us?
hello darkness my old friend
apparently
I've come to talk to you again
hello
hello
wait what song is this?
Hru
hello adele
ok
I could be better, what are you up to?
breth manually and blink manually
wacthing the watcher
Also hope you're good
mostly
You enjoying it?
@patent lantern
Good song
very much
Good
Nice!!!!! Good job
Heyy Doom
censor that
tyty
Hey doga
No
How are you doing?
yes
is that geoguessr?
yes
I'm better than what I was yesterday wbu
What up what up
do you know who changed my name?
Ur name?
yeah
Hey that's good! Hopefully tomorrow is even better
I'm ok thanks just kinda tired
Like a day ago it got changed to "Dr bal sass" or something
not even in logs?
Maybe, sorry to hear that hope you get some rest
is this a common thing?
soder

Lwk yeah 😭
Soderpop

I'm safe



@feral kraken where'd the crown in your name go
Dang yours too?
BRUH
pufferfih
Hmm

doga can you paste it for me?
Yeh
Is chat freaky yet?
thank you
@junior kindle you twink
all they need to do is win game 6 in cleveland...where the cavs are undefeated there... easier said than done right
🜲
I changed it back and soda changed it again
eyyy
That's funny lol
keep pufferfish
Niceee we back
it's funny
Pufferfish
Noooooo
yes
Hi pufferfish
soda gonna change it again, watch
He’s so mean to me
who is fish lady? we only know pufferfish 
Erm
Anyways

You guys want to see something funny?
yes
Okay
Yah



I need one in my car
frfr
is that a subwoofer

Cat
Woof
Garfunkle plush
dang
awoooo

blaring that good white girl music
Yes?
I listened to NF for about 63,000 minutes in 2 years
NF?
Yes, song artist
ahhh
Rapper
WAIT 63 THOUSANDS MINUTES??
You should listen to his music
Yes.
Here wait lemme dm you rq, I don't got image perms here
THATS NEARLY A THOUSAND HOURS

yo hi guys, im quite new here

GNG WHAT
Shut up white power
isthat suppose to be me
white role, what does it do
So you have no discussion in what I say
@gilded crag this guy doesn’t know what white power role means
imma search it
Great idea bro

so it says here, and i quoute
A "white power role" in Discord refers to a custom server title associated with white supremacy, racism, or hate speech. These roles are often used by extremist groups to organize, signal, or troll other users on the platform.
what does it do, tell me
how do i know i have it
ok
wait a min, tf you mean i will lose it
Just means you don't have a rank yet, if you keep talking you'll rank up, once you get to level 5 you get image perms for #memes but you can't send links like gifs or anything
No
He’ll learn white power eventually

nice
so you cant send GIFS in this server
this is the memes chat right?
I'm slowly getting my edge back
oh ok thanks lil bro
In memes tab
You got this
And all the other men
let me in
I pretty much got done with my workout
I working out with my mom rn
Nice nice
Cool
Cool sauce!!!!
ok
ok night night
Goodnight
goodnight bro
She was walkin' around with a loaded shotgun
Ready to fire me a hot one
It went bang, bang, bang straight through my heart (straight through my heart)
Although I could have walked away
I stood my ground and let her spray
She shot me, she shot me
Bang, bang, she shot me
She shot me, she shot me
Bang, bang, she shot me
u still alive after that shot
cool man and bro keep the spade in front
I was saying goodnight to Shy
okayy then goodnight
u still here?
how i get the ability to stream some tunes off yt?
not going to sleep bro ? dont harm urself coz of us @patent lantern dont skip sleep
Ima change it
I'm not going to bed 😭 I said I was saying goodnight to Shy because Shy is going to bed
I am not Shy
okayy u are extrovert then
this server is kinda weak bruv
GG @twilit ruin, you just advanced to level 1 !
u can just say u r extrovert or amibert
Shy is a person
I'm not talking about myself
u should itll open u up u will know about urself
Uh huh
good now sleep
Ill sleep you
No
u wanna be on my bed?
y?
Maybe
Because it's only 9:31 pm
wow
u are a femboy or just gay @drowsy trail
i like em both
good
i dont like them
Fe-male
u like cob
what if you were dating a femboy in reality

u do its on ur name
Its just a rick and morty reference
Shalom
i would gather the infinity sones and turn him to her
dont be shy
i know what kinda boy u are
fym
Throw all gays from tallest building
thats not being gay
Gooooooodnighhhttt
Bi and gay are different things
goodnight
Hello gays
frog
same
if u like men and u are men u are gay
period
Throw all forms of LGBTQ from tallest building
Is it ok now
Lmao
excpect lesbians bro
thats not lbgt
GG @drowsy trail, you just advanced to level 3 !
spare the lesbians
💀😭
Oh my God
what is it then
bi
he means the white color role. you are awarded color roles for trivia, and the one he wants is white
btw how old r u
15, why
ok
@gilded crag devvy dev dev
hiiii
Hiiiiii how's it going
good! hruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I have a headache and my feet hurt, otherwise I'm ok thanks
aw rest doga
I am I am
good good
← Neptune btw
yes please eat something

I have a hole in my heart
I lost due to a stupid joke 😔
Or maybe it's my brain
I have a heart in my hole
Idk
Oh

I desire unnatural levels of dopamine in my system
Ima be banned, though I loved being not in this server
I need cigarettes
fill it
fax
Ketamine and mdma
is it pink
Server made of Love and care
bet
No it's roast beef brown
@cunning plover do you want a science fact
Sure
Did you know people believed that parts of corpses had medical properties
Lmao old game
Crazy
Well people back then did belive anything could heal you if you did some weird stuff with it
They made ointments of ground skulls and alcohol meant to cure epilepsy
Actually that one cured everything
Alcohol the goat
@cunning plover do you want another science fact
@willow frigate community week at the end of the month. Happens twice a year, chances to get any badges that were missed in the past 6 months

Uhh im good
Are you sure
tell
Yes

In the 1800s people used to believe milk could turn into white blood cells, so they injected people with dairy milk and it turns out it cant, but it can cause sepsis
blood is thicker than oat meal
I have to be in a really certain mood to want oatmeal
I just drank out of a plastic water bottle and I can feel the microplastics serrating the top of my gums
depends on my mood
yum
GG @prime oak, you just advanced to level 7 !
No
yes
you might generate plastic who knows
Tjen I can start a business
Ok goodbye I'm gonna watch maki feet videos
you'll get cancelled for plastic
mods
somebody is sexting
thank you
Sexting is cringe
Be a man
Pull up with a scroll and trumpet
Announce your love like a man
okey
Nope
@cunning plover nice emojis you added to my name
Well thank you!
hi chat
Goose!
@imaduckk

Josh
Hi
🪑
sounds like a good prom proposal lmao
Chicken
Hey Josh 👋
man this dead chat got me f up
Hey Doga 👋
This is funny, very fitting for the pfp too ^
How are you doin
as u should
Finally Home
Pretty good. Relaxing in a hotel room watching fantastic four
Wait why are you up
Finally in your home
Good to hear!
10:17







