#general
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So if I follow him from a girl's account, if he accepts, if I make a move and he responds to that also, ik the answer that he doesn't love me anymore
don't ask me man
Here's somehing to think about
If you ever think you're ugly just remember that your face is a product of all the generation of people who fell in love
whats 2+2
Well, I don't want ppl to text him from their own account, and also I wanna do it, I can't ask them how the test is going constantly lol
what if he gives a casual answer without showing much interest?
5 mAtH IS raCiST 😭 👶
I have moved on with someone else
Hello
Idk let's see,
hey buddy
they could constantly send you screenshots ofc
I mean why would he even follow back a girl and reply to their text right after telling me to leave right?
Isn't that also a closure for me?
it is
if replied someone before you
it means he doesnt want you
Yeah but isn't it more easy when I do it? I don't wanna bother anyone, they have their own life

i should probably mention i only showed up in this channel like 3 mins ago so i dont have much context
SYBAUUUUUUUUU
Bro
It's very simple, they're all giving me relationship advice😭
i dont have one sedly
among ass
It's fine
SCUBAAA
What kind of fun?
LMFAOOO
Ik haha
meeeee i wanna have fun 😅
@glossy cradle
back up bro you’re only allowed to have fun with me
Ok sorry
it is definitely easier if you do it.
Good
@wet thorn You can drop me a text if you're interested in having some fun
What’s his name? It’s prolly my alt account lol
Yes but I need an instagram account no? Unfortunately I don't have one
Hey
His name is…
Oh he’s here
@brazen yew
im interested, so whats your league of legends region?
is any mod online I detected a bot.
Hey
雨だ
you got an email. its not hard to make another account and email specifically for it
Wrong keyboard
dell it's a bot.
Tell this man donut how I have moved on from him
yo check my warns
no shit sherlock
Which ones donut
a new account would be suspicious
I could do that but the thing is, if the account is new and doesn't have following and followers, he'll know it's a fake account
@woeful topaz can u check my warns
And he won't respond because he might suspect me
Im gay
are you gonna deal with ?
@chilly hare
I banned it
Hey be nice
?warnings 768121876811218975
hate speech -a - <t:1767879833:R>
nword - r - <t:1767824781:R>
Hitler meme -y - <t:1612700225:R>
text wall - y - <t:1607806745:R>
yah
mod potential
No 😡
nice
@chilly hare he's with me now lil bro
thenk you.
im lesbian
Be nice or I'll touch you
im bisexual
I'm straight
No there is missing a children warn
bro wants to curse me
You know
👁️
consider it done
I didn't stutter
Lol
insane
psycho
youve been thinking about breaking up since he cheated id imagine, give it a while to build credibility whilst you make up your mind as to stay with him or not. i was about when you said hes changed so maybe itll work out
Hello everyone
that statement is very bizzare indeed
hi lesbian
police did a witchhunt on someone who slapped a stray dog and found the mf in 20 minutes 😭
But I can't live without him
He's my first love
Ok I feel like shit' so I think it's my time to clock out
in this economy?
Only one
Hey bud
enjoy ya day goonguy
my side hurts
*night but ty
ZA WARDU
Once you clock out, you know, what you should do you should get a ribeye steak
💔
You too
ZA WARUDO
I wish, it's 12 at night
Do you work at a gas station
Yoo wsgg gng hyd
Why? You good?
YOOOOOOOOOO
HERMIT PURPLEE
I FINSIHED MILITARY SERVICE
not too sure how to help you there unfortunately. (as a chronically online discord user im legally required to be bittchless for etenity)
IM SO BACK
think i slept on it funny
LETS GOOOOO
KILLER QUEEN
Lol it's fine
You got off deployment just to talk on here
No I meant clock out as in go to sleep not work lol I'm sick so I can't work tomorrow
im now a psare soldier for 5 years
AWESOME
memology more important
awesome ??
youve been watching dr house lately? how is the show
im on the front lines
CRAZY DIAMOND
is he your only friend? dont have anyone else to talk to?
Maybe put a pillow on your side when you sleep or break it should help
idk what that means gng
ohh damn
pillow would add more pressure
No, he's my boyfriend and bestfriend
Oh my god that’s beautiful and amazing
crazy?
i was crazy once
spare soldier means when a war happens you are told to come back to military
depends on area, its called diff name in diff areas
ACT 3 LETS KEEL DA BEEEEETCH HOOOOOOOO
sounds like you gotta expand your friend group then
make up sum friends, have a social life
All right, good night doom guy don’t let the bedbugs bite and wait for me bro I’ll cuddle you in
Ohhh bet bet thats still good tho yk like Jihad
I'm sorry to hear that then hope you find a solution
I'm a socially awkward person
I try
hi sorry to hear that
Ty bro we should spoon fr
youre talking now
yk sometimes i think dying is better than living in such a man made world
Gonna touch you
Well this is online
i’m gonna lay on my back
Its pretty good the comedy is amazing in it but can get boring with the simular medical tests and stuff like so. Even so its hella fun and nice also im rewatching so yeah if it was bad i wouldnt be.
But face to face convos are so hard for me
you can make friends online too duhh
Good idea
ah balance is restored
womp womp
Yeahh, I used to chat here everyday
gosh it hurts bad
Now I'm in discord after a long time
Lmao
What sorta pain is it? Aching? Stiffness? Sharp?
Okay
does anybody in ur family have a insta acc
100% I hope that, if you die, it is while fighting in the war, and that you are regarded as a martyr
spring onion
ill get 5 big booms
Cool
facts
you will be guaranteed Jannah
if your still about by the time i finally get a facecam i could help you out with that if youd like?
Son
onion but spring
btw btc is back up
Spring bounce like onion
fr
its rising
still up to teach me?
100%
arbies
im a millionaire now yo
frrr
All our food keeps blowing up

Starve
Shut up
Sorry for cursing
black chat
Guys i just realized something
If you wanna measure the weight of earth, just flip the scale upside down, then it will measure it
Am i albert Einstein
GG @waxen light, you just advanced to level 4 !

Fuck you
german is so stupid because what the hell is antworten
dont even joke lad





hi im joe
🐴
?rolepersist @oblique nexus blacklisted
Removed scriib_ from Blacklisted.
What
#noscam #real

Toaster pc
With how Jewish younare

I don't blame you
Where you're at you could probably sell it, and buy 13 tons of pure gold with the money

how did you choose the only thing that has its price constant worldwide
Penis
Buy sand
Or chair fucking simulator
cut down 900km in two days so far
DONT GOTTA TELL ME TWICE
200 more to go
Welcome to Uganda
bro iwanna kms
bro are you traveling to isreal and back or something
im literally going around egypt doing bullshit for people i barely know
Why
CV stats
Wanna come to the US and do some bullshit for men
tryna boost myself
Prostitution
cant put that in the cv
if it helped my cv you know i would be straight hoppin but nah
it doesnt my cv
Thade has an extra bed
bro
can i come in america
Dont come in America
Expect me at your door tomorrow
i know people in germany but we're not tight enough for them to get me in some research for example
I am exhausted oml
Don’t get scared tho it rained today
and my professors went MIA
Hi dell
you probably don't wanna go down there though...
hey jess hyd
Yeah they always complain so much
Exhausted. So much happened. You?
Hi nun
about the same, whats up?
Hi thade
Just write some email to BioNTech or smth
"why are you doing this mister"
"I have a wife and kids mister"
Hi delle
Housemate got fired yesterday and finally just spoke to me
Gotta tell her I'm moving tomorrow
Silly words
its like you gotta know someone to vouch for me and thats not easy
Technically now today shit
oh
did she talk shit
Tbh very deserved
That’s gay, sadly I don’t know anyone who works in biology stuff
I just know trains
And train stuff
Or military
Dell I recently built a new model could I post it here please
Big gun go kaboom?
Wow you know so much
yeye for sure
yelloooo
Holy autism
please can i come america
why did 50 bucks js get taken out my account
ye ik its mainly why im getting myself out there more. more connections = more opportunities
the goyification of adelle
same thing
fair play
so you took the 50 out my account
that was my gas money 😭 😭
dell can america i come
They should do less cv things, and require you to know people, and just host total dramarama games to see who's better at the job
Build a Benjamin shrine
for
“Hi im Jai” yeah ok 😂
Pls?
Lost all aura
who is this chud
for your sake dont even try
Are you American
No im not
border control getting freaky, i js watched a vid about someone getting strip searched on entry and being prodded
you cant cum on america you whale
when they tried to enter america
already
All hail the mighty Benjamin
i wish i could go back to canada 😭
Now I know why
I haven't had a cigarette in 11 days
kms
i js did a case study in my criminal law lecture about a guy who took hallucinogens and went on a rampage. he killed his dad and tried to kill his step mom
surprisingly he was aquitted, it was the first successful use of automatism as a legal defence
wrong audience i guess
Just slow chat
Yeah
atleast they not lyin 🥀
can you even go on rampages using hallucinogens? i heard they make ur vision funny and all
in this case he took too many magic mushrooms
the hallucinations made him see demons and satanic things, he was convinced his father was a demon
Hey flame I got some new stuff in warthunder
Yo w what ya get
hmm
A new tank and two new planes
he was so intoxicated that he didnt even remember doing any of that
What planes
so he wasnt charged?
nope
crazy
he used automatism as a defence
Uh some sort of strike aircraft in America
I need them to go to the next tier
the kind where they ra*e women in sleep and blame it on somnambulism?
Whaaaaa
real btw
unfortunately, if there really is a history of sleep walking, insomnia, and other mental disorders that really dont make you remember what your doing
then its a defence
that would work
Damn humans are fucking' messed up
some cases described, they werent in control and accidently did it with women, in sleep without thinking
a man in a diff case was sleepwalking, and he drove to his in laws's house and killed them both
but it rlly shouldnt ngl
How are you alive
Magic
aquitted on automatism because he had a history of sleepwalking, as well as in his family
i cant even think you can have a muscle memory such complex
no it was proven by multiple sleep specialists, insomnia specialists, and psychiatrists
damn
the case was on the supreme court docket
most of the justices sided in favour of the defence
human biology is so fked
yeah
what...
the law is a very precise endeavor
but somehow it lets these through in their loopholes
a flawed system
ngl, if its proven then its actually a moral dilemma
yeah
like the trolley problem
yeah exactly the example my professor used
cool
automatism and neccesity rarely work in murder cases, but they are still allowed
purely because of these cases
but dont you think, its happening so much lately that you cant call it a rare phenomenon anymore?
like how tf can it increase?
sup hyd
its strange yeah, but the law says the fact check with psychiatrists and what not
but really
how well can you tell if someone's story about a hallucination is real
Dell please let me post an image of a model
you literally cant see what they saw
to me it sounds like a scapegoat
quite literally is
which is undeniably fked up
but the law works with people like detectives
they investigate the whole story
look for other motives
if there are none
and their defence is automatism
the court has no other option other than to allow it
Hi
normally people use a scapegoat when theres someone else to blame
when youre in a loophole competition and you opponent is automism
which is its literal definition
for the sleepwalking one, there was no other motive at all
the guy had a great relationship with them
Hey, just wanted to say thank u, thanks for explaining something, something we already know 🤝🤝👍
what do u propose, should we like disband Automism as a concrete proof? like nuke it
the law cant be fair it has to be strict, and thats not even the law's fault, its the people in it's society
someone in my lecture asked why we couldnt base punishments or consequences on the person
like, depending on their exact situation
the professor said that every person is different and if we had a case where the accused was a deranged mad man, who got his act together just for the court
it would throw the justices off
hmm
so rather than be fair to everyone being tried, they uphold the same strictness
i dont see a problem with that
So much for not being a fed
irony detected
automatism though, it should only be accepted when the law finds no other possible motive
no other connections
but even then
i think there could be a problem, likewise humans arent well oiled machines, exceptions exist even in nature ig, humans arent exceptions either, well they should sure as hell do more research
psycopaths commit murders for no reason so you would really never know
ma'am i said i'm not interested
actually many do, some are reported to even justify their acts
theres a reason to any and everything, only thing matters is its absurdness
many do yes, but we found cases where the murderer had no reason at all to kill other than wanting to just kill something
which is well also a reason
not a defendable one
Jess does, but I’d assume Jess is probably asleep as it’s early morning here for us lol
indeed
most reasons are defences or excuses
I'm not
the reasoning "i just wanted to kill someone" isnt defendable
Guys we’re getting taught shit’ we already know,
you want to protect urself when u go to court bruh
im soo exhausted
It’s like being back in school all over again
nobdy teachin u anything bruh, this a discussion
exactly but im talking about tying it to automatism. when there is no defendable reason they could rely on automatism and all they need to do is prove they had drugs in their body
which isnt hard to do at all
thats the problem
got it, so youwant to go against false automism right?
yea no problem in that
its 8:12pm here
in law, the state has to prove the defendant guilty beyond any reasonable doubt
and the defence needs to create reasonable doubt

@ashen abyssits kinda cold today
Crazy
hop on ow
Why did you make them leave dawg
How dare you
shiiii my bAD KING
Damn, it’s 1 am here,
nobody wants to play with you damnnn
YOUR MOTHER DOES
is it from carrying all the weight? haha jk why tho
Hmmm
Mmhmmm
youre a loser
Maybe
Mangoes are goated
man goes
Mmmhmm
@cunning plover can you play warhtunder today or no?
Nope no way
@full ravine I'm out here fighting a boss and I just see "Joe is now playing chair fucking simulator"

GG @ashen fog, you just advanced to level 2 !
LMAOOOOOOOOO blame thade for getting me that game 😭
damn
A
why ppl be joining just to advertise
fr
All of the above broc

Hey josh
You are very adoeable
I luv u
can you stop calling me that when I don’t know you
If i was a foid or a femboi u wont be saying that
I would be saying the thing same
Stop lying to yourself
i see
meow
hop on cs
Whelp
You jealous cuz i didnt say that to u
Josh is my husband
Your mommy
youd like taking it all huh
😛
U know josh would have choosen me
Dont lie to your self
Brundon would yea
He adores you
@fringe basalt
Who tf is brundon
Yepp
Especially on Wednesdays
Why did that happen to you
Goodbye
Goodbye iec
i have a bug that plays psylosia's music instead of the weeknd's
not expected but sure is welcome
Dell please let me post my model
I literally just saw rhis on Instagram
And it was on repeat until I turned it off
omg ive had this in my camera roll for soooooo long😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭
😭 😭 😭
Stop copying me
5 times by Freya? This is my first.
Dude I knooowww
sewwww nice
me when im a parrot
Billie in 2026💀
Stop copying me
Me when I’m a chud
Billie in the grand 26 is the correct way to say it.
yes bevause she expired in 2020
Why
Idc if shes being cancelled i still love her
Because whenever we see something in the year 2026 that should have retired by now we use "x in the grand 26".
Do you love her for her music only?
Rather Lana Del rey over her
Tf is this name
I aint an american
No
Yum
For what then?
i love both
idk shes cool
Dude what is this name sounds so american
GG @static grail, you just advanced to level 8 !
Dih 🥀
yummy but ikd i feel like its dry
America🏳️🌈
It’s not actually! There’s feta dip in it and it came with tahini and a lemon sauce
I join bew seever and realize eveyrone on discord is a bum
sorry
Discord more like dickord
Most of the cool people get slimed out by mods
I don’t have the energy to change my name but
joid wow
That’s stupid since I have my phone in my hands and I’m typing
who is doing this
I could change it
I guess I love mods now
Who thought naming me lunar was funny
A chud
fraudeya 😂😂😂😂😂 good ine
@cunning plover
Are you suicidal
I cant think of such good names
Uh no
wav
Yeah we know
So yeah im innocent like always
Public Execution for him
🐖
If BOOTY not supposed to be ate, why is it already cut in half?🙌🤗🤔
who changed my name back what the hell
💀💀💀
STOP DOIGN THAT
Hmm i sure like soda 👀👀👀
Fuck' that ho
LMAO i forgot the rule
do NOT call me that omg
Crazy
What is that
you're on fire
Maybe
why is my name changing
🐷
Donno new virus in chat
mod power abuse
ok bro
To what
🪑
@cunning plover me personally i wouldnt take this
Clearly mod abuse for changing my name smhhh
🪑
why am i getting used for mod abuse communication
It was me guys I changed everyone’s names 
hii
who
What up guys
I promote fizzy pop
my name changing every 15 seconds lmao
This virus is crazy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dale are u watching the mariners game today
Ask mrs makkers
Oh it’s today?
ok
umm ok
ill discuess this matter with the admins and reply to u in 3
Yippee my name is back
W
my kitten is a 3 month baby tonkinese
so tuff and silly
my e kitten is 19
W mod whoever revert my name
Had to cleanup
Baseball playes nearly every day with days off for travel days between series when needed
Oh I see
I have 0 basebaal knowledge 💔
do manual breaTHING
I’m Wilson
hello wilson
No your not
Hi
Bro
how do you get voice chat cool
I begged for it
Literally us
i thought begging gets you timeout
so im gonna work hard for lvl 80
Prolly but I’m the goat
aye
It was embarrassing
Shut up
such a vibe
Fr fr lwk
whats ur level?
hey guys!!
67
waddup
dont play with me
hru??
It iis
hru buddy??!!
aight hang on
Like always
good how bout u
quiet well!! how ur day is going??!
Sigh
sup
Can I appoint you as my attorney
prolly exciting
for sure
Ty Ty Ty Ty Ty
oho, wah!! what a coincidence!!
hello guys
my motto is every client is guilty until proven innocent 😊 $69 per minute
You can lock me up for being guilty
Pause
then wassup!!?
sup
Lore accurate
Hi What the fuck' im Quiet
i can hear you tho
I miss my nonexistent wifey
Hlw
My wife beats me
Good thing
what a winner
She is doing the gods work
W wife
Sup losers
You make our home a house
Not to spoil life or anything but you’re going to poop within the next 24 hours
Frozen came out when I was in the second grade. Now I have 2 kids of my own.
nope
That’s what you think
“Is this a challenge”
bye
No it’s cause I’m on vacation and the cycles get fucked up on vacation
Me
Josh im making slowcooker chicken bacon ranch mac n cheese for dinner today
@cunning plover why are you broken in talk 2
Im leaving in like 15 mins to pick up my mobile order
come to papa…
Fair enough
Pluh
Yo what floating house in talk 2 😱
Oooo. Nice. I’m not sure I ever had Mac and cheese
WHAT
I remember saying I don’t like it, but I don’t remember ever trying it
Alr Alr
I lwk havent had mac n cheese either
Just in time for me to arrive at the next hotel
Where is bro
Dev’s gonna disown us 😭
Alaska
I’m not gonna disown anyone im just heartbroken
Mac n cheese one of my all time favs
Is no one else reading the news like crazy¿
Hey im a random dude from northen/eastern europe i eat fish and meat bro
oilman
baby im here for you
it’s ok
Me too bro
Idk if you’ve noticed, but uh this is a meme server we dont really go over the nees
I cant eat fish cause of EoE :(
Israel is participating in Eurovision this year, how do you feel abt that?
Says the suspiciously sounding Israeli mossad agent
Unless it’s like, the biggest thing ever. Or F1
Real
Eurovision is a joke anyways
Politics is a bunch of memes chap
This is a politics free meme server 🙏
DEVvision
Damn that sucks
El Chapo got nothing on me
Pasovision
Ny viggest flex is that im 4 inches taller than el chapo fr
I’d never
My biggest flex is I'm top 10 lowest IQ humans in existence
Thats lowkey hot
You better thank god those two words didn’t switch first letters 😭
Ir right 💀
I’m bored
Why
Guess what im making for dinner tonight
BURRITOS👹
No ma’am
Oh
Slowcooker chicken bacon ranch mac n cheese
Ooooo yummmmm
Ill send you the video
Who has the closest birthday
Yay!
To now
We need to convince whoever it is to mess with soda’s name
Not until Oct
May
Next staff bday is sins in June
Damn
I’m not sure tho of anyone else
Pregnancy test kits
My birthday is tomorrow
Are you serious
No
?remind
figured
bot commands chud
Labib is a pathological liar
#bot-commands
Alr
Ty 🙏
Not really
Only when it comes to things that carry no weight
All these bots and yet none can do a simple reminder 🥀
Yeah what, instead You’ll say anything if it’s funny, even if it’s a straight up a lie. Like you do it for the bit
Sorry bout that
Who is iosh
suspicious? oh no brother
👽
Zleeep morp
TUCKER MY HEART
Me when i ask someone out
WHAT SIIIIIIIIIIDE ARE YOU STANDING OOOOOOOOOON
Texas do you like eggs
Wankering my wankiest paneenar
i love julian casablancas
yuji would never say this btw
Not really
It's something I used to eat a lot and now it pains me to
Wym his type is literally a tall woman with a huge butt like Jenifer Laurence ts
broo have u seen him singing whatever happened live
its sooo good
Type shit
the strokes oblivious performance from coachella
hop on this dick'
🤤
Who up stroking
:/
😓
yea yea
who up
Hop all over me
ok bro
British Pork Sausage with a side of Back Bacon and Baked Beans

sonny
Yuck
my socks have holes at the bottom
All our friends and family members
You mean MY friends and MY family members
thanks for this
You have Nothing
I guess thanks man
Well since we're married your family is technically MY family too and your friends are also MY friends
You are not my friend
Donut you’re so weird for making fun of jai
Yeah but not really I have to convince them to not kick your ass every time you open your mouth
Why
lmao
I do
idk if anybody will be willing give an account but maybe could message w their acc

