general

[meager hazel]

Bro

[patent lantern]

See but I care more about your well being than mine

[meager hazel]

I stand by my words

[tepid crane]

so excited

[lethal hazel]

I am so sleepy

[patent lantern]

[feral kraken]

And I could not be more proud

[tepid crane]

make a waffles

[lethal hazel]

sleep calls to me

[twilit matrix]

This goes both ways

[keen frigate]

I have a 6'5 friend so (yes a female)

[patent lantern]

Smhhh

[meager hazel]

But u see the tea

[lethal hazel]

like a siren sleep calls

[patent lantern]

Good for you

[feral kraken]

Yeah the crazy girl

[brazen yew]

@lyric sandal who are you again? I'm so sorry I don't remember you

[keen frigate]

yep

[patent lantern]

Alr

[twilit matrix]

She abit taller than me damn 😭

[meager hazel]

And ex started liking my notes again

[lyric sandal]

Im keeping my eye on you shawty…. Ill be jeeping my eye on you…. 👁️

[brazen yew]

That's rough

[feral kraken]

Wait ex as in the girl you liked or someone else?

[jaunty dust]

Bruh

[meager hazel]

Uh

[keen frigate]

how tall are u?

[lyric sandal]

day ruined im heading to bed

[meager hazel]

So restart

[twilit matrix]

In my 22 years i aint seen a girl as tall/taller than me

[tepid crane]

said he likes crazy girls but he hates when i’m crazy

[twilit matrix]

6'4

[patent lantern]

If I still have a headache when I go into work tomorrow I might die

[brazen yew]

Nah I'm fuckin with you come here sexy

[meager hazel]

Girl that ghosted is messaging me again and I’m messaging back bc I’m nice but I honestly gave up on her

[lyric sandal]

u perfect gang dw

[meager hazel]

Crazy girl I think gave up

[tepid crane]

jeepers creepers

[feral kraken]

Valid, I'd supply you with tylonel if I could

[keen frigate]

lol too short

[twilit matrix]

Agreed

[tepid crane]

that’s all u

[meager hazel]

And ex is liking my notes about Bluelock the anime that I’m 92% sure that she hasn’t watched

[lethal hazel]

I am pretty short

[lyric sandal]

Im heading to bed you goon

[simple fable]

Yall my fans

[lethal hazel]

im 5'8

[willow topaz]

I’m short

[brazen yew]

Crazy girls are so hard to be with bro nobody wants a crazy partner 😭

[meager hazel]

I hope she’s just tryna be friends again

[feral kraken]

Let me make this clear; Whatever you do DO NOT get back with your ex

[meager hazel]

And nth more

[simple fable]

Lies

[feral kraken]

It does not go well

[meager hazel]

We ended on good terms

[brazen yew]

NO COME BACK

[willow topaz]

I’m 7’8

[keen frigate]

that's a long ahh sandwich

[patent lantern]

I went to my friend's house and my head hurt the whole time and it still hurts and it's gotten worse :/ it feels like my head is tryna explode

[willow topaz]

trust

[twilit matrix]

No matter how big you think you are theres always someone bigger gng i once seen a 7'2 dude and as a 6'4, gng i felt TINY

[meager hazel]

It wasn’t toxic anything

[feral kraken]

It don't matter if it was "good terms" or not

[simple fable]

Im 6.7

[tepid crane]

silence from you

[keen frigate]

ur like 5' or some

[patent lantern]

Dying

[meager hazel]

Ok

[lethal hazel]

I am scared of women in general

[willow topaz]

5’1

[lethal hazel]

so no thank you

[twilit matrix]

Mane just punch that bih

[meager hazel]

Also Nitro

[willow topaz]

BOO

[meager hazel]

To reset your name leave and rejoin

[lethal hazel]

RAHHHHHHHHHHH

[tepid crane]

i was gonna tell him to get back with his ex

[willow topaz]

anywho

[patent lantern]

Ik we're so scary

[brazen yew]

Nuh uh

[keen frigate]

u monster!

[lyric sandal]

Im sorry shorty is here. Subsequently water and oil dont mix so im out

[tepid crane]

yuh huh

[willow topaz]

I’m so kind

I’m so nice

[meager hazel]

2 diff ideas

[vale root]

@brazen yew are you the guy from Fortnite

[willow topaz]

I’m so great

[lethal hazel]

I am scared of very flirty women

[brazen yew]

Crazy women are sm worse

[feral kraken]

@full ravine I see your twink ass' on Bloons

[meager hazel]

We should ask the other UNC

[twilit matrix]

@feral kraken i think i got a fuckin' amongus in my kfc gng wtf

[patent lantern]

Fair

[feral kraken]

wdym?

[meager hazel]

@willow topaz

[feral kraken]

what??

[willow topaz]

Yo

[tepid crane]

boo!

[twilit matrix]

Check dms

[meager hazel]

Didn’t someone change your name

[brazen yew]

I don't support domestic violence so no ty

[feral kraken]

Yeah but I can always edit it back

[willow topaz]

Why did I get pinged

[feral kraken]

Since I'm a high enough level

[pallid cave]

2 truths 1 lie

[tepid crane]

i’m the better idea

[meager hazel]

Someone told me to not get with my ex that we ended on good terms and someone said I should

[lethal hazel]

luckily your gay I think?

[feral kraken]

I think Shy wanted to ask you advice

[glass drift]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-lick-egg-lick-gif-13250775276943428226

[willow topaz]

Woah

Okay hold up

[feral kraken]

Too many replies lol

[meager hazel]

I just think I should just be friends with her again

[willow topaz]

How long did yall date for?

[tepid crane]

i like what i like

[meager hazel]

A month….

Or 2

[patent lantern]

I love my boyfriend

[lethal hazel]

Oh.. ok

[meager hazel]

Also

[lethal hazel]

good for you

[willow topaz]

Okay so I’m the worst person to ask about this because after breakups, I never got back with any ex’s

[feral kraken]

Your boyfriend is chill

[meager hazel]

She got a guy like 2 weeks after

[twilit matrix]

Tf i get in my kfc 😭

[willow topaz]

Uh

[patent lantern]

Yas

[lethal hazel]

Love is wonderful

[tepid crane]

yeah

[meager hazel]

And then after that guy it was a month after

[patent lantern]

Fr

[feral kraken]

Ace found something SUS in his meal

[keen frigate]

I thought velma liked misteries

[meager hazel]

And got another guy

[tepid crane]

don’t do it

[willow topaz]

Yeah I wouldn’t go back personally…

[lethal hazel]

Lowkey thought you liked eating cookie.

[twilit matrix]

No but on a real note i dont think imma eat that 😭😭😭😭😭

[tepid crane]

i do

[meager hazel]

Ok there’s our answer

[feral kraken]

oh no

[tepid crane]

i give that off

[twilit matrix]

That dont look like a fuckin' chicken wing to me 😭

[vale root]

I know I’m not like the person you pinged, but what matters is what you want and also do you want to get back with this person?

[willow topaz]

I don’t know if staying friends is the right move either ngl

[feral kraken]

This makes me believe she had a backup plan while you were dating

[summer pebble]

im so drunk

[willow topaz]

But at the end of the day it’s your choice

[meager hazel]

Lowk just wanna be friends but idk

[brazen yew]

Get back here 🧶👨‍🌾

[willow topaz]

Hewo

[meager hazel]

Exactly

But I also was horrible tbf

[brazen yew]

Nuh uh

[meager hazel]

I used to just play games 24/7

[feral kraken]

So long as it stays as friends, and you make your boundaries clear, go for it

[meager hazel]

Bc I had no life

Even when in call

[brazen yew]

No I'm the guy in your bootyhole

[lethal hazel]

A bit. Cause the way you flirt ig. But idk i am not an expert at flirting I cant even tell if a woman flirts. I die internally if its direct.

[vale root]

Then do that at the end of the day what matters is what you want

[meager hazel]

And never asked her to go places

[wide pumice]

Yk I really didn't understand how much I love spicey stuff now that I cant have it

This is torture

[glass drift]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-minecraft-gif-744893772183119406

[meager hazel]

Just have it

[feral kraken]

Who killed the goat?

[willow topaz]

Oh wait I didn’t realize that I knew you

[meager hazel]

Bro that’s Gerald

[patent lantern]

Spicy stuff is so good

[willow topaz]

Oh I’m dumb

[wide pumice]

I would die

[meager hazel]

Lowk hear me out

Train yourself

And we start you off with a ghost pepper

[patent lantern]

Why can't you have it

[meager hazel]

To make the rest easier

[willow topaz]

Okay goodnight people in my phone

[wide pumice]

No no I can easily eat Hella spicy food im js missing Hella teeth rn

[patent lantern]

Goodnight shorty

[meager hazel]

Good night

[feral kraken]

Update: It moves.

[meager hazel]

Torture

[patent lantern]

Wild

[feral kraken]

Also goodnight shorty

[meager hazel]

Hopin dih dih

[twilit matrix]

LMFAO

[feral kraken]

Shy.

[meager hazel]

I can’t the only one seeing it

[feral kraken]

I'm crine rn

[meager hazel]

Sonion

[feral kraken]

You are

[meager hazel]

Amazing

[twilit matrix]

Agreed

[brazen yew]

@glossy cradle can I get access to pets pls

[frigid sky]

Make sure it ain't a baby alien.

[meager hazel]

@glossy cradle can I see your thighs

[twilit matrix]

Also gang the wings are small asf

[feral kraken]

doesn't mak run the pets channel?

[twilit matrix]

Or my hands are massive

[brazen yew]

@glossy cradle don't listen to him you're my bitch'

[patent lantern]

Yea

[meager hazel]

Woah woah woah

[brazen yew]

Oh she does? I didn't know that

[wide pumice]

Missing teeth

[meager hazel]

I sleep

[patent lantern]

Oof

[feral kraken]

bro it says so in the channel description

[wide pumice]

I live with a Mexican guy too so this is torture

[meager hazel]

Goodnight FemDoks

[twilit matrix]

@glossy cradle can i also see ur thighs

[patent lantern]

You poor soul

Goodnight Shy

[brazen yew]

I don't check channel descriptions 😭

[frigid sky]

Is this mexican guy mexican?

[feral kraken]

@brazen yew

[feral kraken]

night shy

[twilit matrix]

Night chief

[tepid crane]

fair enough

[brazen yew]

Ty

[feral kraken]

Shawty

[patent lantern]

@analog narwhal are you shleepin

[feral kraken]

I need to ask

[lethal hazel]

I apologize if i offended you.

[feral kraken]

Where do you find some of your reels?

[frigid sky]

I asked

[glass drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1364671429152473129/ezgif-3-af1195d740.gif

[tepid crane]

i’m not offended 😭

[twilit matrix]

[tepid crane]

dr balls hello

[feral kraken]

wow shawty being a bully

[lethal hazel]

She is very nice.

[tepid crane]

no idea

[feral kraken]

It's "Bal"

Get it right

[tepid crane]

they just pop up

[tepid crane]

balls

[twilit matrix]

Wooow we know each other for 15 years and i aint get the ig

[frigid sky]

Officer balls

[feral kraken]

Bal

[twilit matrix]

[lethal hazel]

She is far from being a bully imo. But I just met her.

[feral kraken]

You never asked

SO

[patent lantern]

[twilit matrix]

You have a point

[tepid crane]

they pop up and i send them to you

[tepid crane]

they frame me

[lethal hazel]

I'm sorry.

[wide pumice]

😭

[twilit matrix]

Oh the horrors that you dont know

[patent lantern]

@tepid crane Heyy shawtyyy

[wide pumice]

[tepid crane]

hiiii doga wsg

[patent lantern]

[frigid sky]

Oh the joy that you affirmatively know

[tepid crane]

it’s okay

[patent lantern]

Nm how are you

[twilit matrix]

[frigid sky]

Dev

[tepid crane]

i’m ok just in bed, how’s the headache

[frigid sky]

Use benadryl

[patent lantern]

worse

[twilit matrix]

Add me on ig queen

[tepid crane]

rest up baddie

[tepid crane]

shawtywannabeastarx

[patent lantern]

Soon

[twilit matrix]

Gotchu

[mint kestrel]

If'

Hi

[tepid crane]

yayyy

[twilit matrix]

Love ur name, i relate

[tepid crane]

rahhhh

[patent lantern]

[mint kestrel]

[tepid crane]

sweet dreams 🛌

[twilit matrix]

A47kjz

And some japanese name

[patent lantern]

[twilit matrix]

Forgot which one supposed to show up

[twilit matrix]

Night night doga

[patent lantern]

10 minutes

Then I'll go to bed

Well

I have to shower first

so in 10 minutes I'll go shower

[gilded crag]

what happened to the welcome messages

[twilit matrix]

😭😭😭😭

[gilded crag]

or are people jsut not joining

@last ridge

[patent lantern]

Not sure

[ember wagon]

Mee6 got circumcised

[brazen yew]

I'm gonna touch you @vale root

[gilded crag]

damn

[gilded crag]

Im realizing I haven't seen them all day

[brazen yew]

Fuck' I forgot I don't have image perms

[left blaze]

Whats stopping us to nuke the damn earth

[twilit matrix]

Its nicer this way

Dont see the random bullshit' spam

[patent lantern]

Weird

[brazen yew]

The politicians and military unfortunately

[steel bloom]

fr lets just blast everything

[wide pumice]

How do the bee gees sound like that

[brazen yew]

Idk

[vale root]

It’s okay doomguy

[left blaze]

Nuke them too

[gilded crag]

idm either way, i just noticed it wasn't ther

[gilded crag]

why are you still awake sis

[frigid sky]

What if nukes are like rare and the reason we havent bomb ourselves is because we cant

[patent lantern]

It's not that late

[brazen yew]

I've seen so many "Dani" and "Angels" lately

[steel bloom]

we should stuff politicians with their own money

[patent lantern]

I don't feel very good so I don't feel like getting ready for bed rn

[tepid crane]

ooo

[patent lantern]

I gotta build motivation

[steel bloom]

lol

[brazen yew]

Ty

[frigid sky]

Bed is ready for you

[simple fable]

[tepid crane]

goodnight everyone

[simple fable]

Is you ready for the bed?

[patent lantern]

Maybe

[brazen yew]

Are you guys building a army?

[patent lantern]

Goodnight shawty sleep well

[austere osprey]

Should’ve been mercyyyyy

[frigid sky]

Better be ready for bed than bed be ready for you

[brazen yew]

Gn

[austere osprey]

Should’ve been any kind of support

[brazen yew]

I wish

[patent lantern]

It's only 11:15 pm so I'm not too worried

[twilit matrix]

Maybe dell finally removed it

[gilded crag]

it's almost midnight

[steel bloom]

yes, to blast the gov

[brazen yew]

We should that's a good idea

[patent lantern]

Yeah

[brazen yew]

W

[gilded crag]

I would assume so, I'll ask him when I see him tho

[patent lantern]

I gotta get up at 8

[gilded crag]

cause it'd be sad if people jsut stopped joining

[frigid sky]

Ill ask Dell

[gilded crag]

please go rest

the mariners won today

[patent lantern]

Nice!!!!!!!

[austere osprey]

I would be happy if they didn’t

[steel bloom]

I hate not being able to send pics grr

[patent lantern]

I still have to get ready for bed and I don't want to

[gilded crag]

you should watch the mariners game if you're home at 5pm tomroow

[left blaze]

Man lets create a rebellion against govt and nuke the earth

[austere osprey]

Too many people in my inner thoughts server

[brazen yew]

I love Jack stauber

[patent lantern]

I work 12-8 tomorrow

[steel bloom]

SPEAK LOUDER RAAAHH

[twilit matrix]

Man i should just get a bike

[brazen yew]

Ye

[vale root]

@brazen yew do you think I could speed run into Pine gap

[steel bloom]

what kind of

[frigid sky]

Can it run doom

[gilded crag]

this is so sad

[brazen yew]

Make another server specifically for your inner thoughts

[gilded crag]

I hope your shift goes well at least

[patent lantern]

Yeah

[brazen yew]

Yes

[left blaze]

Okay but guys let rockstar release gta 6 then we ll nuke the earth cannt miss everything right?

[patent lantern]

Thanks, I work Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday

[gilded crag]

that gives for a long week

I hope it goes well

[twilit matrix]

Probably m1000rr but im broke ash

[gilded crag]

tell me how it does go

[frigid sky]

Csnt wait to play gta 6 in 2035

[patent lantern]

8 hours tomorrow, 6 hours Wednesday, 6 and a half Thursday, 4 and a half Friday

[vale root]

Would I see you in there, bro

[gritty verge]

Mew

[patent lantern]

Yes sir

[brazen yew]

Ye

[steel bloom]

then make money

[gritty verge]

STFU

[austere osprey]

I did this one

[brazen yew]

Yeah I'll join you in the speed run it'll be like a GTA heist

[brazen yew]

Nice I'm proud of you

[frigid sky]

Guys are we baked?

Fried?

[brazen yew]

Probably

[patent lantern]

[austere osprey]

I’m telling a trusted adult

[patent lantern]

k well

[frigid sky]

Boiled?

[brazen yew]

What the

[frigid sky]

Steamed?

[austere osprey]

Bring it around now

[patent lantern]

imma go

[vale root]

Yeah bro, do you think like low-key we could like speed run the Scientology building and meet Tom Cruise

[patent lantern]

try go to bed

gn

[brazen yew]

That's so weird wtf

[twilit matrix]

Welp its either start a business/company, scam, or sell some illegal things to get rich fast

[frigid sky]

Tom Cruise use baby oil to stay young

[brazen yew]

Gn sleep well stay safe and take care sweet dreams

[viscid echo]

Hi dogaaa, bye Dogaa, have a good night

[twilit matrix]

Sad reality we live in

[austere osprey]

I need organs and fast

[patent lantern]

Thanks Doom

[brazen yew]

Yw

[patent lantern]

Hi toto bye toto thanks you too

[viscid echo]

Which one in particular

[glossy cradle]

Alexandria here i come

[austere osprey]

Liver pls

[steel bloom]

fr bro

[viscid echo]

Will fish liver work?

[austere osprey]

Are you running for president

[glossy cradle]

My boring ahh lil lecture

[full ravine]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[steel bloom]

fck the system

[austere osprey]

Yes

[viscid echo]

I gotchu twan

[glossy cradle]

Lecturing in another city

[brazen yew]

We should do that, and tell him we do our own stunts

[ember wagon]

Thank you Mohammad

[full ravine]

heheheheh monkey make balloon pop

[austere osprey]

Oh shi good luck

[brazen yew]

Yw

[austere osprey]

Big chud things

[glossy cradle]

Ty twin

I aint slept yet

[austere osprey]

Dawg sleep

You’ll get wrinkles

[viscid echo]

Sleep on the podium

[brazen yew]

W

[austere osprey]

And cannot looksmaxx

[glossy cradle]

After im done

[full ravine]

do all universities in egypt have those cheap ass PCs

[glossy cradle]

Yeah its just for presentations tho

[viscid echo]

Real

[gilded crag]

thank you

[glossy cradle]

The few stuff I'll be doing for the workshop costed them 30k

[brazen yew]

@vale root on some gay shit' I missed you big man

[austere osprey]

Oh my gosh add sound effects

[full ravine]

how much ram do you think is in there, untapped treasure fr

[austere osprey]

To the presentation

[vale root]

Yeah bro, on some real stuff, see the Scientology Speedrun videos is hilarious

[glossy cradle]

1

[full ravine]

WHAT are you doing there gang 😭

[glossy cradle]

Mb

[vale root]

Me too, bro, me too

[austere osprey]

1 🐏

[full ravine]

enough to pay for dinner and breakfast tomorrow

[barren fog]

flaaaarp

Ugh, I'm so gassy

[glossy cradle]

Im already loud as hell

[glossy cradle]

Stem cells isolation

[brazen yew]

Yeah I've seen those, they're fuckin funny

[austere osprey]

That’s true

[austere osprey]

So cloning

[full ravine]

wait yeah that does sount expensive

[willow frigate]

One day 🖤

[nova pilot]

scriib_ is AFK: I hate this fucking server - 2 hours ago

[austere osprey]

Oh my gosh are you cloning a cancer rat

[glossy cradle]

U can do that but

[brazen yew]

Yo Rey Mysterio was on stem cells

[frigid sky]

Quat I use to sell them

[ember wagon]

Pet corn snakes

[glossy cradle]

Aura??

[austere osprey]

Bro once you figure it out clone me

I need another me

[brazen yew]

I love corn snakes they're so cute

[glossy cradle]

Bro I NEED another me

[full ravine]

yesterday i fell asleep watching insta reels and ive never felt more like a chud in my life

[ember wagon]

I want one

[brazen yew]

He's the definition of Aura

[austere osprey]

I’m going to fight my clone to see who’s superior and the superior vessel lives

[frigid sky]

Make another me and be my servant

[brazen yew]

Me too, we need to do threesies with clone you

[vale root]

I wonder if they’re going to speedrun area 51 next

[vocal python]

i discovered a cool fnaf game off gamejolt that is not malware. thats multiplayer. wanna play it if we can get a few people?

[frigid sky]

And them free it for some reason

[glossy cradle]

I have another conference tmrrw at 8am in a different fucking city then another on thursday and a lecture

[frigid sky]

But limit it freedom with a crow name jim

[willow frigate]

Bro

[austere osprey]

Are they paid

[willow frigate]

Dell when u getting a break 😭

[full ravine]

resume about to be insane

[brazen yew]

Same

[glossy cradle]

On Friday then i do more at Saturday

[austere osprey]

If they aren’t paying you take that ram

[willow frigate]

This dude an umbrella corp executive

[swift elm]

Südtirol ist Österreich

[gilded crag]

It seems kind of sketchy since you had to clarify it wasn't malware like that ngl

[glossy cradle]

Lwk its fucking insane to the point i dont think people will believe it atp

[full ravine]

youre sleeping on the projectors those things cost crazy money sometimes

[frigid sky]

Dell, bless my child. Godfather

[glossy cradle]

All for free

[brazen yew]

They should, have you seen the video of them all Naruto running towards area 51? 😭

[willow frigate]

I don’t speak Italian dude

[vale root]

Like the twins from invincible

[austere osprey]

That’s true

[willow frigate]

Sorry

[swift elm]

Close enough

[willow frigate]

These guys were so cool btw

[austere osprey]

HUH?!?! Bro take something

[willow frigate]

Oui oui 🖤

[austere osprey]

Exactly you get it

[cyan jackal]

Do you know the muffin man

Brewstew

[brazen yew]

W

[swift elm]

Tu parle français?

[vale root]

Don’t kill me

[gilded crag]

yes, do U know the muffin man?

[glossy cradle]

Dawg i been spending from my pocket all this time to go around

[austere osprey]

I ain’t doing a ounce of work for free

[brazen yew]

I love brew stew

[glossy cradle]

They only pay for equipment

[vocal python]

i felt the need to because my friends are usually pretty paranoid about it. i downloaded it to test it and scanned it with malwarebytes along with launching the EXE file and its fine

[austere osprey]

What are you doing.

[gilded crag]

That isn't something I personally want to risk atm

[elfin gale]

Good morning everyone

[willow frigate]

No hablo francias señor 🙏

[austere osprey]

Pay this man

[gilded crag]

I'm headed to bed in half an hour or so anyway

[glossy cradle]

Slaving till i get hired in my dream job or get a scholarship

[vernal anvil]

Guys

[frigid sky]

Good morning foxy

[brazen yew]

Good morning

[elfin gale]

Hru

[austere osprey]

This should be illegal ngl.

[willow frigate]

You’ll get it bro 🖤 🖤

U got this

[elfin gale]

Hiii hru

[vocal python]

there is no malicious stuff in it.

[full ravine]

your future employers looking at your resume like gonna be like this bro

[frigid sky]

Doing good. You?

[vale root]

Yeah, they have a cool ark in the comics I hope they do that in the show.

[brazen yew]

Tired wbu

[vocal python]

ah dw about it then

[willow frigate]

Real bro

[full ravine]

so youre actively LOSING money on transport costs 😭 💀

[austere osprey]

I have an internship through school but it’s paid. I don’t even have my full degree yet

[vernal anvil]

Guys

[austere osprey]

And I’m dumb

[elfin gale]

Samee

[austere osprey]

Scamming you

[vernal anvil]

I need help on this situation, like a feedback

[elfin gale]

I'm good hope you get some rest

[frigid sky]

I'll lie and say I know your family and I know where they lived. I heard that networking is important

[glossy cradle]

Im every fresh grads greatest nightmare

[brazen yew]

That's good and I'll do it later

[full ravine]

what if i dont wanna be a doctor and want to be a fully time memeology chud

[willow frigate]

Shoulda majored in Memeology

[brazen yew]

Prepare to live in the streets

[gilded crag]

I fixed my sleep schedule for the most part, I'm very rarely online past midnight anymore, midnight is the designated bedtime i have given myself

[glossy cradle]

Yeah spent 500 so far and we're just starting the day

[full ravine]

the over achiever bro youre like how moms would go "hey look your friend is doing all this why cant you"

[vale root]

I like all the references they do in invincible you should watch that show

[vernal anvil]

Anyways guys there is a problem. A small problem, not too big I guess but it is a bit weird

[opaque berry]

Can Some dropped some good jokes

[brazen yew]

I watched most of it

[full ravine]

AND IM OVER HERE CONTEMPLATING SPENDING 200 ON HALF A KILO OF MEAT 😭

[opaque berry]

If can

[frigid sky]

Why the chicken cross the road

[vernal anvil]

A food problem from time to time

[glossy cradle]

All of this is goyslop tbh nothing of it actually matters

[brazen yew]

Why

[opaque berry]

Why

[glossy cradle]

Im just making myself known just in case

[frigid sky]

Chicken butt

[full ravine]

the streets of discordia

[twilit matrix]

Imma crack you dawg

[vale root]

You should also read the comics

[glossy cradle]

Too much chicken is more worth it in value

[brazen yew]

Ye bet I just started reading the battle beast side comic

[frigid sky]

Cracking the maidens

With my iron

[full ravine]

i mean will networking really work out if you dont work in egypt because unless someone in egypt hooks you up with a friend of theirs abroad no one outside egypt really knows you much

[glossy cradle]

Wha

[frigid sky]

Iron maiden

[brazen yew]

I'm gonna eat you

[vale root]

I’m not even gonna lie I haven’t even picked up the first issue

[opaque berry]

Shall I ?

[full ravine]

yeah but ive been eating chicken for the past week and a half i want something different fr

[frigid sky]

[brazen yew]

You ain't built for these servers cuh

[primal void]

im sorry??

[glossy cradle]

Exactly, but the people coming today are from erasmus

[brazen yew]

It's decent so far

[twilit matrix]

Is it wrong to tell a shawty im gay cause she liked me but i didnt 🙏😭

[vale root]

Who’s this

[brazen yew]

I didn't stutter

[glossy cradle]

Otherwise i wouldn't have went

[full ravine]

canibalism

[ember wagon]

My wife beats me

[twilit matrix]

Same

[willow frigate]

And Jane

[brazen yew]

Ye

[frigid sky]

Call the police

[opaque berry]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

[full ravine]

wait thats goated put on your best suit bro

[frigid sky]

Record

[full ravine]

youre early

[brazen yew]

Cuz racism or whatever

[glossy cradle]

Because they would cry

[willow frigate]

Your lives work is dirtied

[frigid sky]

Man my bones are wet

[opaque berry]

They don’t have the guts.

[brazen yew]

Reading the paper

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-memes-jjk-ryu-jjk-larp-larping-gif-9136261405032725470

[willow frigate]

Something something let’s use every last drop 🥹

[full ravine]

by the fools who adore you

[brazen yew]

Fire

[frigid sky]

Yall notices that bones look red when exposed with air? What if it is blue

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-yuta-sendai-im-full-dessert-gif-1356127581927082086

Me after I finished my burrito

[brazen yew]

Probably

[primal void]

oooohhhh

[frigid sky]

Blue bones

[willow frigate]

One burrito so big shi was three meals bro

Legit

[full ravine]

only to find, only to find you out

[willow frigate]

😭

[brazen yew]

Me when I eat @frigid sky

[willow frigate]

They saw u, dressing in the backrooms now they’ll pay, what they owe you 🥹

[brazen yew]

Blue balls

[willow frigate]

Evilll

[frigid sky]

[willow frigate]

I need to tenya sleep rn

[ember wagon]

Wish I was in Egypt so Cleopatra and I….

[brazen yew]

Good

[full ravine]

its only small change, red on the green green grass

[primal void]

mha reference??

[brazen yew]

Finish the sentence

[willow frigate]

🖤 🖤

[brazen yew]

Go on

[willow frigate]

You know ball dusky

Goated

[ember wagon]

The sentence ended there

[frigid sky]

I brush my teeth and now im 😬

[ember wagon]

At least for me

[brazen yew]

It didn't

[primal void]

i know all da ball

[ember wagon]

@frigid sky I changed my banner

[full ravine]

teeth brushing maxxing

[ember wagon]

Fill in the blank

[frigid sky]

Cool banner 😎

[brazen yew]

It's your sentence, go ahead

[ember wagon]

Do you want me to get that 3 day nitro to show you what it was before

[gilded crag]

it's just black

[full ravine]

the orbs nitro

[ember wagon]

Fill in the blank

[frigid sky]

Uhhhhhhhhuhuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

[brazen yew]

Like you

[willow frigate]

Wolf decoration

[ember wagon]

Thats a reference only he understands

[gilded crag]

blaxicano deviano

[brazen yew]

Dev are you a big booty Latina?

[frigid sky]

I never knew there were black mexicans

[gilded crag]

big booty blaxican

[ember wagon]

How do you know im a black mexican

[brazen yew]

Hey (with rizz)

[gilded crag]

https://tenor.com/view/dagestan-gif-7781544151031729909

[frigid sky]

I forget

[brazen yew]

Arab Randy Orton

[twilit matrix]

Bulking till failure type sh

[brazen yew]

Yeah it's an uncommon breed

[ember wagon]

Is Australia a safe place to live in

[frigid sky]

Crazy

Never been there. I think yeah

[willow frigate]

Bruh

[primal void]

i left for 2 minutes

wtf-

[brazen yew]

No there's guns everywhere it's basically just North Korea mixed with Saudi Arabia/j

[frigid sky]

Australia have a nuke?

[willow frigate]

Hey

Why ain’t this working

Maaan

[brazen yew]

Nah but fr it's a mix of both just depends on where you live

[gilded crag]

riggde

[ember wagon]

@strong hazel fact check?

[twilit matrix]

I read that so wrong

[frigid sky]

Theseus you dont have nitro

[willow frigate]

I’ve been scammed

[brazen yew]

No

[willow frigate]

Almost expired mine is

Finally

[frigid sky]

You need to pay

[primal void]

i can make one??

[primal void]

why???

[willow frigate]

Cuz the media link I sent wasn’t working 🥀

[primal void]

damn

[brazen yew]

Kim jong un is the master of goon

[primal void]

suks 2b u bud

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/vispod-vispod-nation-vispod-worldwide-visgang-greg-gif-378825804825775454

[ember wagon]

Pov you go to North Korea and drop the Un’s Picture in the house

[brazen yew]

Coach Greg

[willow frigate]

I’m Greg doucetting my shi rn

Turkesterone

[ember wagon]

This reminded me of that one Alien Chest guy

[willow frigate]

Use code “Greg” for 20% off btw

[frigid sky]

Greg

[ember wagon]

Fatty vs Natty

[willow frigate]

Greg doucey the best man

[glass drift]

Theseussy gaaaaaay

[primal void]

he looks like hes gooning ngl

[willow frigate]

YESSSS he does the natty or not series

[obtuse igloo]

Hello

[glass drift]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-lick-egg-lick-gif-13250775276943428226

[ember wagon]

Ikik

[obtuse igloo]

team

[twilit matrix]

Message ur homie his full government name and dont reply for a few hours

[willow frigate]

No he’s just really focused on his lifting rn 😭

[twilit matrix]

Omg something exploded outside

[ember wagon]

Diamond Gym Unc slaps

[frigid sky]

Theseussy

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-diamond-gym-unc-jumping-with-joy-jumping-with-joy-gif-12291255559564117392

[ember wagon]

W firefighter

[willow frigate]

Hey there

I love Unc

[ember wagon]

Likewise

[willow frigate]

Man so cool

[ember wagon]

Unc is the goat

[willow frigate]

Frrrr

[obtuse igloo]

Ship of Theseus at

[willow frigate]

Be motivating me sometimes

[obtuse igloo]

Oh man autocorrect

[willow frigate]

Shawarma of theissy

Theseus

[ember wagon]

I could lowkey eat a Shawarma today

[brazen yew]

I'm tren twinning my shi rn

[obtuse igloo]

It got ya

[willow frigate]

Dude I had the biggest burrito ever

It was large 😭

Gargantuan

[obtuse igloo]

It’s gonna come out large too

[willow frigate]

I’m miking my isreatel rn

[brazen yew]

That's what she said

[ember wagon]

I dont know a place where I can get a good Shawarma here thats the problem

[ember wagon]

I dont want to eat some knockoff smelly chicken

[willow frigate]

Aw man

[obtuse igloo]

We have a place called zambreros

[willow frigate]

Half the street vendors there got hella Sus chicken

[brazen yew]

I'm noel deyzeling my shi rn

[obtuse igloo]

Does big ol burritos

[ember wagon]

Im gonna Bradley Martyn you

[willow frigate]

😭 😭 😭

[willow frigate]

Bite that toe sticking out like a carrot

Stick that joint back

[ember wagon]

Balright

[brazen yew]

I'm gonna bite you

[willow frigate]

I’m gonna like

Dodge it matrix style

[brazen yew]

My teeth are gonna target you like a heat seeking missile

No homo

[obtuse igloo]

Intercontinental glizzistic missile

[willow frigate]

Like that one guy from MHA

https://tenor.com/view/moonfish-bnha-gif-20353187

[twilit matrix]

That statement has rendered me most amused

[willow frigate]

Yes that’s his teeth

[obtuse igloo]

The foot long glizzy video you seen it?

[twilit matrix]

My amusement has reached a most ungovernable crescendo ha💸ha💸ha💸ha💸ha💸

[twilit matrix]

(im broke ash btw)

[feral kraken]

Go sleep

[acoustic ore]

@coral igloo

[coral igloo]

Oh

[gilded crag]

fortnite x old people collab

w

[coral igloo]

not cecil

With that hairline

[acoustic ore]

Dude I love Cecil tho. I mean fuck him but I love him

[twilit matrix]

Twin you ever on a balcony and ur brain wants you to jump off

[coral igloo]

😭😭

I mean i hate him but i understand the love for him

[acoustic ore]

I’m conflicted but I think he’s a great character

[coral igloo]

i lowk hate him for the whole donald thing

Like why not just tell gim

Him

[acoustic ore]

That was Donald’s decision

I thought

[coral igloo]

No bro

Donald did not KNOW

He was like

In a fnaf exp

Donald next words boutta be "Five nights at Freddy's."

[acoustic ore]

Yeah but I thought he agreed to be brought back but just with a memory wipe

[coral igloo]

Maybe

I haven't finished seaosn 2

Yet

I've been busy

[acoustic ore]

Oh. I could be wrong btw. I just can’t remember

[coral igloo]

Cause i remember donald was mad

And then he found the footage

[acoustic ore]

But there’s a really good episode with Cecil later

[coral igloo]

Of him exploding

[coral igloo]

idk how i feel about him

[acoustic ore]

And it explains his backstory really well

[coral igloo]

Tje absolutely most insufferable character is adam

Remove Adam

[acoustic ore]

How are we on Rex rn

[acoustic ore]

Adam?

[coral igloo]

Mm idk

I started watching it with a friend

Ajd she really likes rex

😭😭

[acoustic ore]

There’s a reason I’m telling you

[coral igloo]

Eves dad

[acoustic ore]

He’s the goat

[coral igloo]

She just thinks he's fine

😭😭

[acoustic ore]

Oh yeah fuck him wait atom eves dad is named Adam

How did I not notice this

[coral igloo]

I think

[gilded crag]

?afk im gonna make the whole gang play geoguessr with me....

[nova pilot]

@gilded crag I set your AFK: im gonna make the whole gang play geoguessr with me....

[coral igloo]

Cause the mom is always like

[gilded crag]

goodnight

[acoustic ore]

Cya dev

[coral igloo]

Adam stop

[coral igloo]

Night deb

[nova pilot]

Devalicious 🜲 is AFK: im gonna make the whole gang play geoguessr with me.... - a few seconds ago

[coral igloo]

Dev

[gilded crag]

we ar eplaying geoguessr tomorrow, that is all

[coral igloo]

ok 🙏

[twilit matrix]

Dead

[smoky sorrel]

Sup guys

I got images perms just wanted to flex before I went to bed

[steel bloom]

grrrr

[brazen yew]

💀

[smoky sorrel]

It took me a little over 3 years to get them

You’ll get there someday though

[static grail]

Lol

[gray wagon]

Hello there

[steel bloom]

oh whaat

thats crazy

[minor stump]

Im actually gonna off myself

My fuckin dog popped her stitches

[edgy lark]

moira

they buffed moira in overwatch

[lunar glade]

Yo

[minor stump]

Yay two night in a row where I’ll be in a vet ER at midnight

[edgy lark]

my dog died last year because it was too expensive to deal with his medical procedure

[steel bloom]

oh

[edgy lark]

it's better to do the smaller medical things before it is a big medical procedure that costs a lot

[soft cradle]

Why is that just when i want to go to sleep my insta feed hits me with the saddest things out there

[warm wasp]

grrr

[gloomy glade]

[ember wagon]

Dual lipa

[daring turret]

Yesus

[steel bloom]

grrr

[daring turret]

67

[steel bloom]

one kiss

[fading cove]

grrr

[gloomy glade]

Yhandi dropping on Friday

[coral barn]

Only?

[ember wagon]

Wavedash

[devout nova]

[twilit matrix]

IS ALL IT TAAAKESS

[steel bloom]

U KNOW BALL

HELL YEAHHH

[twilit matrix]

FALLIN IN LOVE WITH MEE

[feral kraken]

No??

[steel bloom]

grrr

[steel bloom]

u want two?

[twilit matrix]

White girl music hits diff twin

[twilit matrix]

Oh

[steel bloom]

HAHSHHSH true true

[coral barn]

If that's not too much to ask 👉👈

[feral kraken]

No you right, that is what happened.
He couldn't handle it so he wanted his memory wiped

[static grail]

🤨

[steel bloom]

do you have a daft punk pfp?

[feral kraken]

It does, I've been listening to it all night

[coral barn]

Ys I was imitating flame but he changed

[twilit matrix]

I dont remember when i tagged you here

[coral barn]

He's a changed man

And it matches so

[twilit matrix]

I was in vc blasting white girl music on my subs

[steel bloom]

I love daft punk, Ill give you three

[feral kraken]

Around 48 minutes ago

[coral barn]

Yaaaay

[twilit matrix]

Mf not today 😭

[feral kraken]

Huh?

[twilit matrix]

A few days ago i think you were already asleep

[feral kraken]

Oh

Maybe

[twilit matrix]

Check dms ill show you what my friend heard

[steel bloom]

white girl music is so peak

agh

yall listen to white flag

or

say what you want

ts da real peak

[lavish whale]

Sup

[summer reef]

ehh

[oblique seal]

It's fucking' insane how i went from being a homophobe to crushing hard on my best friend

Quite the character development

[coral barn]

I'm at stage 1

[gloomy glade]

@long yew hiiiiiiii

[minor stump]

Kill me nitro kill me

[feral kraken]

Why?

[gloomy glade]

Kill me nitro kill me

[coral barn]

Why

[feral kraken]

Why????

[minor stump]

Just guess what tf happened it has to do with the fuck’ Witt named Velcro

[feral kraken]

Uh

What?

[minor stump]

Nitro did you not get context from last night bro

[gloomy glade]

He asked u out?

[feral kraken]

I forgot

[jolly field]

Hello servants of Israel

[gloomy glade]

Hiiiiii👋

[jolly field]

Ooh do elaborate

[jolly field]

Haiiiii

How's it going

[coral barn]

Hello king of israel

[minor stump]

My dog popped her stitches

[jolly field]

Hello my loyal soldier

[jolly field]

Ouch

[coral barn]

Kindquest more like kingquest also I'm unloyal

[minor stump]

She got them earlier this morning like around 4 and we picked her up at 7

[jolly field]

What was she doing

[minor stump]

And now I’m at this fuck’ ass vet again at 1 am

[minor stump]

Like tonight or last night

[jolly field]

Both

[gloomy glade]

Good 😊 how it going for u

[jolly field]

It's going alright

I can't sleep so I'm here

And my wifi died

Hello

Hi

[minor stump]

After I spent all fucking’ day cleaning up the backyard and the front yard my dog decides to counter surf a knife and cut herself

This is what is sent to flame it kinda explains it

She tired to counter surf again tonight and popped them so

I’m just too fucking’ tired

[jolly field]

As all dogs do

[jolly field]

Is it a golden

[coral barn]

Pack the knives away omg

[jolly field]

No wait

[minor stump]

Horribly and poorly trained dogs yes

[jolly field]

Belgian malinois

[minor stump]

Mf we legit just made dinner and were outside for two fuckin minutes on the patio

[minor stump]

Rhodesian ridgeback

[coral barn]

Damn lmao

No way

Poor doggo

[minor stump]

Yes way

[jolly field]

Fahhh

My dog never hurt herself

She just kinda

[minor stump]

You wouldn’t have gotten it in 50 years

[jolly field]

Hurt us instead

[jolly field]

I know like 4 dog breeds

[minor stump]

My other one hurt herself in barb wire when I was a kid

But not to this extent

And ofc it’s when the rest of my family is out of town and it ls just my gf and I in charge of the whole house

[jolly field]

My dog did do that actually

And she also tried making friends with a porcupine

And a skunk

This all happened on the same farm

3 years in a row

In that order

[minor stump]

I once did a school project on porcupine even bought real porcupine quills which I then got stuck with multiple times

Idk why I picked stuck but it is what it is I’m too tired to think

And can’t even go to fuckin bed

LIKE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[jolly field]

I can't sleep either

I was told about a sick job opportunity

I'm gonna learn more tmrw

So naturally my body is making me wait the maximum amount of time before i fall asleep

[acoustic lava]

Who want me?

[coral barn]

Me

Wait no I take that back

[brisk knoll]

my toesss

i just hit my toess

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[brisk knoll]

me

@coral barnyoooo

[mint kestrel]

Yo

[ember wagon]

Hero of Numbani

[ocean breach]

Hellooooooo

[minor stump]

Fuckkkk we came here for practically nothing

Mf got her bandage wet