general

[coral igloo]

I genuinely hate it bro

And the workers are so rude for no reason

Cisbi

Bu

[brazen yew]

Probably he's so hateful it makes sense

What happened

[late blaze]

Agreed even if again depends on what you looking for, i also have a house on the countryside and we go there to eat genuine meat and vegs

[acoustic ore]

Nah you had a bad experience

[coral igloo]

Maybe i just need to try a better five guys

[acoustic ore]

5 guys is so fire

[late blaze]

Since we know the quality is high

[coral igloo]

But I've had it so many times

[late blaze]

Cisbu yea

[coral igloo]

Yeah i bet you'd say this

LMAOOO

[late blaze]

Trust twin

Its fire

[coral igloo]

😭😭

[late blaze]

They have cheddar buckets

With bacon

[tribal smelt]

Ima be so fr, i forgor

[acoustic ore]

BUT IT IS THO

Easily top 5

[late blaze]

And you can dip your food in it

[coral igloo]

You missed the joke

[coral igloo]

Omds

[acoustic ore]

Oh right

Mb

[coral igloo]

this reminds me of saint annes pretzel or whatever

[brazen yew]

Lmfao fr

[coral igloo]

i hate those

Airport pretzels

[late blaze]

No trust me its so good

[tribal smelt]

Im blonde bro im telling you, goldfish brain 😭

[late blaze]

Pretzels are honestly mid icl

[vale root]

I’m pretty sure you guys have to buy like everything in bulk and in those big bags, when you shop right?

[brazen yew]

😭

[coral igloo]

😭😭

Josh how is Alaska

[late blaze]

Also saph

[coral igloo]

Yes

[late blaze]

I feel like theres smth u’d like

So

[coral igloo]

no bro we're not off the grid

[acoustic ore]

Snow!

But I’m trapped in a car rn so

[coral igloo]

omw to Alaska

[acoustic ore]

Kinda bad

[coral igloo]

Oh what

[late blaze]

Theres this sort of thing we do called genovese

[coral igloo]

Did you at least get taco bell

[acoustic ore]

no

[coral igloo]

Explain

[late blaze]

Its meat cooked in a onion sort of sauce

Its very onionish

[cunning plover]

hmmmmm

[coral igloo]

I'm allergic to onion

😭😭

[late blaze]

Its meat cooked with onions and other veggies but its SO GOOD

[acoustic ore]

Damn flame evolved

[coral igloo]

LMAOOO

[late blaze]

Especially with pasta

[late blaze]

Genuinely in shambles

[cunning plover]

for real

look is goated

[coral igloo]

Have you ever seen my lasagna

[cunning acorn]

Bruh

[cunning plover]

so surprised im head mod

[halcyon lake]

W

[austere osprey]

Where do I make staff complaints

[coral igloo]

I'm allergic to onion so when i see a person who mods 3+ discord servers in public and get close enough to smell I have an allergic reaction

[cunning plover]

got this shi whuile drunk crazy work

[coral igloo]

woah what'd i do

[austere osprey]

Never you

[cunning acorn]

#memes

[coral igloo]

ok

[cunning plover]

i wanna sleep so bad but this bott;e is still a bit ful

[late blaze]

Nope bro i miss lasagna

[coral igloo]

Tickets i think

[cunning acorn]

what'd i do?

[acoustic ore]

#report-a-user

[late blaze]

Havent eaten some in a while

OH WAIT I THINK U SENT ME ONCE

[noble sparrow]

Penis

[austere osprey]

I’m kidding guys

[late blaze]

Pingus

[austere osprey]

I just love to complain to complain

[late blaze]

Tought you was a normie for a sec genuinely

[noble sparrow]

Finally abled to take a shit’ after a few days

[austere osprey]

Hi I’m new!

[coral igloo]

I'm making ts again for my mom tn

[cunning acorn]

Brown role

Like who tf chooses that

[late blaze]

Its 1 am i want some aswell prettu please

[coral igloo]

your mom

[summer pebble]

I hate you

[coral igloo]

pull up

[late blaze]

Im lowk js gonna eat this sausage with fries i leftover

[austere osprey]

Silence moid

[late blaze]

Bet imma be there in 10 maybe 20

[austere osprey]

A foid is speaking

[noble sparrow]

Penis

[warm lion]

@cunning plover congratulations on head mod bro

now we can project power into this server

[cunning acorn]

Head

[cunning plover]

thanks man

[late blaze]

Mastering the art of air fryer

[coral igloo]

Hours

[warm lion]

you're gonna protect me right

[cunning plover]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-eyes-look-looking-gif-11534972

[coral igloo]

Omds

[late blaze]

Nah minutes imma move like naoya

[coral igloo]

@late blaze do you wanna be in my Tomodachi

[coral igloo]

Island

[willow frigate]

@oblique nexus I just got this goober

He looks powerful

[late blaze]

Why not lmao😭😭😭

[coral igloo]

don't move like him too much or you'll end up 6 feet below

[coral igloo]

imma make you sukuna

[tribal smelt]

Acnh better

[late blaze]

Nah im lowk a feminist tho i love women i fight periods and drink matcha✌️✌️

[late blaze]

Betbet

Also wait atp lemme send u the pic of me and my gf as kirara and hakari

[cunning acorn]

Same, but not the period part

[late blaze]

Tought i did that already

[coral igloo]

ok send

[cunning plover]

fuh nah

[cunning acorn]

When im becoming mod

[late blaze]

He fast so he cool tho

[willow frigate]

ion know what that is 😞

im new

[tribal smelt]

Animal crossing!! :D

[willow frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1473933090920599657/jjkcats.mov?ex=6a022369&is=6a00d1e9&hm=e379ca9eb7a530076c3cde7bf8e6ed32bc9df8d74cff18d1a054ac4b6823eae2&

[cunning acorn]

Invisible reaction

[coral igloo]

LMAOOO

[willow frigate]

My reaction when I found this vid

[tribal smelt]

Black heart

Can someone help me find a very oddly specific niche video?

[coral igloo]

I love yuji

[tribal smelt]

All i can say publicly is polish cow dancing

[austere osprey]

Chosooooo

I see choso

[willow frigate]

Frr

[tribal smelt]

Choso best character in jjk i stand on that

[last ridge]

GG @tribal smelt, you just advanced to level 4 !

[willow frigate]

Man I love choso

[austere osprey]

YESSSS

[willow frigate]

I like todo more tho

😜

[austere osprey]

Choso > everyone else

[halcyon lake]

yoo Theseus is it 3:56pm for you?

[willow frigate]

Yurr

[halcyon lake]

Canada?

[coral igloo]

inumaki is bbg

guys omds @austere osprey

[tribal smelt]

Fuh allat

[austere osprey]

I need to do full fem choso

[tribal smelt]

Choso till i die 🗣️

[summer pebble]

I’m making dinner rn I’ll play ow with you tonight

[austere osprey]

Haiii

[coral igloo]

@austere osprey

[willow frigate]

US cali 😞

[austere osprey]

Period

[halcyon lake]

cool

[austere osprey]

Gonna start calling him my little baby girl

[tribal smelt]

Im like on the whole opposite side of the country

[crimson hawk]

Canada when

[austere osprey]

Ew

[tribal smelt]

If i look west and wave you might see it

[coral igloo]

I call EVERY man babygirl that i fw seo that way ik if he fw my weirdness

[austere osprey]

As you should

[willow frigate]

Woah

Shii

[crimson hawk]

Shut up you American

[willow frigate]

Theseus canada tour one day

[summer pebble]

Say wallah

[willow frigate]

It'll be so cool bro

[austere osprey]

Delta you larp American all the time

[crimson hawk]

I have NEVER admitted to being American

[tribal smelt]

Delta dawn what’s that flower you got on? Could i be a faded rose from days gone byyyyy

[coral igloo]

@acoustic ore gumball and his mom are finally gonna live in the same house i need the whole family too

[austere osprey]

Maple lickers just lie

[crimson hawk]

Almost as bad as saying I’m friends with an Israeli

[summer pebble]

Are you

[austere osprey]

Ok hold on now

[tribal smelt]

Woah

[austere osprey]

We all hate Israelites now

[tribal smelt]

No

[austere osprey]

Yes

[tribal smelt]

No

[crimson hawk]

Encore

[austere osprey]

Don’t do this

[tribal smelt]

I don’t partake in hating anyone

[acoustic ore]

Niceee

[austere osprey]

I do

I DO

[dapper river]

Anyeong

[tribal smelt]

DONT

[crimson hawk]

[austere osprey]

I can’t hate women but

Yk sometimes

[acoustic ore]

Boobs

[dapper river]

Why are we hating on women

[molten wind]

Woah woah

[austere osprey]

We aren’t

[tribal smelt]

listen

[dapper river]

Then

???

[austere osprey]

NO guys we don’t

[cunning plover]

man

[hot cipher]

Is that u in the pfp bro

[crimson hawk]

What about Hitler

[marsh grove]

Real

[austere osprey]

I said I hate Israel but

[willow frigate]

Valid

[austere osprey]

Period

[coral igloo]

SLAY

[oblique nexus]

Yippieee

[austere osprey]

Haiiii

[molten wind]

+1

[dapper river]

Hmmm

[oblique nexus]

Labib admin when

[tribal smelt]

Perchance 🥀

[coral igloo]

I'm seeing ashnikko

On live

[cunning plover]

i need to so0ber u0 fr

[coral igloo]

I'm SO hype

[austere osprey]

I LOVE her

Whattttt LICKY

LUCKY

[coral igloo]

What's your favorite song by her

[dapper river]

What the hell

Have fun Daphne

[coral igloo]

I'm record it for you

[austere osprey]

Frickkkk

[dapper river]

Saph

Omg

[coral igloo]

Ty

[summer pebble]

Hi

[dapper river]

I’m killing myself

[dapper river]

Hi pj

[willow frigate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rock-pikmin-pikmin-bloom--k01KRA20KY9JD9W4HB8BJQTAYN9

[summer pebble]

I’m making Mother’s Day dinner

[tribal smelt]

Hmm..

[austere osprey]

I like recollect or slumber party

[hot cipher]

Ok bye

[dapper river]

That’s great, what r u making

[tribal smelt]

Im half german so..

[acoustic ore]

You must first reach a new level of unemployment

[coral igloo]

okay but hmo

[molten wind]

Can you dap up stalin in your way?

[dapper river]

Are u making fun of her?

[tribal smelt]

LMFAO

☠️

[dapper river]

Or

Just sending that

[hot cipher]

Of shlomit? I could never

Shes the greatest

[dapper river]

Ok

[summer pebble]

Chicken chasseur and rice pilaf

[coral igloo]

I was about to say

[hot cipher]

She donates all her money into charity

[coral igloo]

She's gorgeous bro

[dapper river]

That’s yummy

[austere osprey]

Bro share

[tribal smelt]

Who are we talking about?

[hot cipher]

Ikr shlomit is like
The michael jackson of 2026

[tribal smelt]

Who’s gorgeous?

[marsh grove]

Food i guess

[summer pebble]

I don’t associate with poor people

[coral igloo]

omw rn

[austere osprey]

Sickening greed

[coral igloo]

I'm so hungry

[hot cipher]

Shlomit ofc

[coral igloo]

Pj let me in

[dapper river]

I’m poor

[austere osprey]

Lmfaooo

[tribal smelt]

You ever had corn bread?

[summer pebble]

Not poor enough

[dapper river]

💀

[marsh grove]

Yeah I make it hella

[tribal smelt]

Oooo who’s that??

[dapper river]

Corn bread omgggg

[austere osprey]

If I was poor I’d never look it

[tribal smelt]

I love that shi ong

[hot cipher]

Her

[austere osprey]

I’d be like those swaggy homeless

[hot cipher]

Thats shlomit

[tribal smelt]

She a baddie ready to serve

[hot cipher]

Israeli baddies 🤤🤤

[marsh grove]

You rock with cheesecake?

[tribal smelt]

Blue nails matching the dress and errthang

[dapper river]

The pinkie out, she doesn’t play about her drinks

[austere osprey]

Her skin 🔥

[summer pebble]

You left out the Hebrew words in the bottom

[dapper river]

Love it

[summer pebble]

Most important part

[lucid tangle]

She looks like she about to say my precious

[hot cipher]

Yeah shes israeli

[tribal smelt]

Nice

[austere osprey]

Nvm

I hate her

[hot cipher]

LMAO

[dapper river]

💀

[hot cipher]

BAHAHAHHAHA

[austere osprey]

Stupid fartie

[hot cipher]

PFFTTT

[summer pebble]

Slay could you point out Israel on a map

[austere osprey]

How dare you do this

[tribal smelt]

This took a violent turn

[lucid tangle]

My god does she look like a bridge troll

[dapper river]

U

[lucid tangle]

😭

[marsh grove]

Thats a great question

[austere osprey]

I’m not this stupid ofc I can

[coral igloo]

Rhat drink look good

[willow frigate]

Finally found it after they took it down
https://open.spotify.com/track/31q4udq0MqQ5d8ZpKUf7IC?si=79d2abb5d89d4744

[austere osprey]

I’m great at geoguessing

[late blaze]

Wasnt it the bridge goblin

[marsh grove]

Whats one country it borders

[acoustic ore]

Hi Wifeyyy

[late blaze]

The game

[hot cipher]

Shlomit wants souls

[coral igloo]

Is that xxx

[tribal smelt]

Guys

[oblique nexus]

I'm so good at not letting my job keep me from acting unemployed

[austere osprey]

Immm

Ummm

[tribal smelt]

Do i drink white monster?

[lucid tangle]

I have never heard of a bridge goblin

[dull thorn]

hallooo

[austere osprey]

Jordan no?

Or is thag

[marsh grove]

Yeah

[austere osprey]

Not

[marsh grove]

No you got it

[austere osprey]

Ok phew

[hot cipher]

Its blood ❤️‍🩹

[tribal smelt]

Or leave white monster in the fridge?

[summer pebble]

Where is it

[lucid tangle]

Hiiii j*shhhh

[austere osprey]

Far

[amber halo]

i heard of bridges in bridges

[austere osprey]

Ahahahahah

[tribal smelt]

I shall indulge 🙂‍↕️

[coral igloo]

And?

[hot cipher]

Shlomit loves blood bro

[summer pebble]

Name 2 countries next to it

[willow frigate]

Close enough, it's juicewrld

[coral igloo]

It could be Shirley Temple

Those are so good

[austere osprey]

I jsut did

Jordan

[late blaze]

Like the one that challenges u to play chess against him but he has a shit’ ton of made up rules and if he catches u cheating he js wins and doesnt let u pass

[austere osprey]

And

[lucid tangle]

She looks like she gonna cook us in a stew

[coral igloo]

time to play ow!!

[austere osprey]

Idk

[lucid tangle]

You sure that bitch' ain't a witch

[austere osprey]

NOW you play???

[dapper river]

Goodnight people on the internet

[austere osprey]

My moid left me so I got off

[tribal smelt]

Night stranger!!

[marsh grove]

Gn, sleep well

[hot cipher]

No promises

[normal cedar]

Good day

[coral igloo]

are you busy

[late blaze]

Nighty night

[coral igloo]

I'm lowk bored ash

[austere osprey]

I’m about to go rn but I’ll be back home in a bit

[summer pebble]

Ykw slay

[coral igloo]

Ok lmk 🙏

[summer pebble]

I’m proud you could name at least one

[austere osprey]

Que

Thank you

[late blaze]

I should go to sleep but im js watching my brother pkay minecraft

[warm lion]

why are you like this

[austere osprey]

No one’s ever been proud of me #complimentfishing

[coral igloo]

w sleep background tho

[late blaze]

Peak pfp

[normal cedar]

Proud of you

[summer pebble]

When the hell did flame get head admin

[austere osprey]

OML thank you

[summer pebble]

Thank you goat

[coral igloo]

You don't need to fish for compliments baddie

[late blaze]

I js heated up a saysage and some potatoes and ate them while looking at him

[austere osprey]

Yeh I know I’m joking pls lolll

[coral igloo]

no i meant

[coral igloo]

Like in a positive wwy

[austere osprey]

No I get it

[coral igloo]

Like you're so good you don't need

To fish

[cunning plover]

donno

[austere osprey]

❤️ your fields will be fertile

[warm lion]

my brother...

[austere osprey]

Now that you are head mod I have a list of things

[coral igloo]

My miiis are so needy omds

[austere osprey]

1. make color segregation

[cunning plover]

of what things...

[austere osprey]

For names

[late blaze]

Love todo especially in that moment

[austere osprey]

For names

[marsh grove]

How long till you think they find another trex variant that is bigger than the spino

[coral igloo]

WHAT

[austere osprey]

NAME COLORS

In chat

I said this so wrong

[warm lion]

never come up with ideas ever again

[austere osprey]

Oh god

[coral igloo]

Slay we wouldn't be able to talk

If you did that

[austere osprey]

I want a brown name color channel

Aw man

[hot cipher]

Check this shit' out tho

[acoustic ore]

How are you?

[coral igloo]

HOW

[austere osprey]

I’m never cooking again

[hot cipher]

Theres a plugin

U download it

[coral igloo]

Tomodachi sweat lobby

[marsh grove]

You emulating or risking the switch?

[late blaze]

Fortnite item shop like the stocks market

[hot cipher]

If it makes my island funnier then fuck' it
Im doing it

This is my fav

[hot cipher]

Emulating

I am not a law abiding citizen

[marsh grove]

Thoughts on the anime kai data thing burning down this week?

[hot cipher]

I got hella annoyed ngl
Every website i go to gets shut down

[mystic mason]

Me when i get home from my 9 hour shift and my bf has done nothing i asked him to do

[cunning plover]

man im son driunk

[halcyon lake]

Yoo am I cooked?

[willow frigate]

Literally

Figuratively and literally cooked

[halcyon lake]

Truth nuke

[willow frigate]

Literal nuke dropped

😭 😭 😭

Triple digit hell

[halcyon lake]

Im gonna bake

Myself

[willow frigate]

This is a triple entendre btw

Maaaaan

I miss AP English class

[halcyon lake]

I never heard that word

What does entendre mean

[willow frigate]

An entendre is a word with multiple meanings in a sentence

Lemme think of an example

[halcyon lake]

Ohh

I get it

I think

[mystic mason]

Where is bro 😭😭😭

Hell

[willow frigate]

@halcyon lake making a TREEly good pun related to trees is an entendre

[halcyon lake]

Uhh

[willow frigate]

Because the word TREEly has a double meaning

Wait lemme think of an actual good one sorry

[halcyon lake]

I know that in urud

[cunning plover]

man

[halcyon lake]

Urdu

[tribal smelt]

Free bird.

[willow frigate]

@halcyon lake if there was rap lyrics talking about “imma take it to the crown”, it can mean taking a bullet to the mouth, it can also mean snitching to the authorities, and it can mean that he’ll go ahead (crowns going on the head)

[cunning plover]

holy

[willow frigate]

Making the word “crown” a triple entendre

[tribal smelt]

Wootangclan strikes again

[halcyon lake]

Ohhhh

I get it niw

[willow frigate]

Maaan where my word play fans at 😹 🖐️

[halcyon lake]

Thanks

[willow frigate]

Yw yw

[cunning plover]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-house-gif-5717953338516478889

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-pill-hospital-dr-chase-house-gif-12906407686605985396

[cunning plover]

bye bye lads

seen yall tomorrpw fr

[normal cedar]

Type shi

[halcyon lake]

Bruh its soo hot here and my exhaust fan is broken pooping is a hard task now 😔

[marsh dirge]

I thought about making a gay version of life is good by drake and future

[fast bison]

oh my gawd

what did stumble a pon

[marsh dirge]

Upon?

[fast bison]

pov you didnt play freaky tickle toes sim with yo coach

[tepid crane]

look at what i had todayyyy

[willow frigate]

I woulda inhaled those so quickly bro

Holy

[marsh dirge]

My double big mac was smaller than this 😭

[tepid crane]

trust me i did, my cousin took me after i just landed and it was heavenly

[prime eagle]

[tepid crane]

that’s why In n Out solos

[marsh dirge]

We don't have in n out in Europe

[willow frigate]

I’m hitting the shaggy and eating Ts in one bite sorry

[tepid crane]

i’m so sorry

[tepid crane]

i support it

[willow frigate]

Ummm

?rolepersist 1205497775278788680 blackl

[marsh dirge]

Don't feel sorry, at least the food has less sugar

[nova pilot]

Added Blacklisted to michaeljordan926.

[willow frigate]

@tepid crane forgot to ask sorry, where’d u land?

[marsh dirge]

Either cali or Arizona

[willow frigate]

Yoooo goated locations man

[supple lark]

Hii

How is everyone?

[sharp jungle]

Meow

[supple lark]

Ummm yes burguer

[supple lark]

Hi

[gloomy topaz]

Demon

[austere osprey]

COME visit me

Bitches’ who are employed 😴
Bitches’ who werk 💅

[normal cedar]

CA is goated

[warm wasp]

meow

[willow frigate]

Frrrr

[willow frigate]

She looks kinda evil

[hot cipher]

Guess where shes from

[willow frigate]

I think it's the red drink + pinky up

[hot cipher]

Israel.

[willow frigate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-meme-112--k01KRA3T1R9K5T20XW47BEBV4Q8

[warm lion]

check your dms

i sent something amazing

[willow frigate]

LMAOOOO DALE

[normal cedar]

[willow frigate]

😭

[warm lion]

shhhh

it's a great reel

[tepid crane]

san fran

[woeful topaz]

No.

[marsh dirge]

I knew it

[willow frigate]

Heck yeah

[warm lion]

Yes.

[willow frigate]

That's 5 hours away from me 😭

[warm lion]

san fran is 15 minutes away from me

i live in santa clara

[tepid crane]

I WISHHHH

[marsh dirge]

I got a friend from Stockton but that's northern cali

[normal cedar]

Thst is 6 hours for me

[marsh grove]

Hello people, did you have a happy mothers day?

[normal cedar]

Yes

[marsh grove]

Awesome to hear

[winged cargo]

Yall

[marsh grove]

Yes?

[small brook]

flexing mothers day to the ones without a mother

[marsh dirge]

Fr

[small brook]

not having a mother in 2026

get a life

[marsh grove]

Sorry to hear you dont have a mom man, hope life gets better for you

[marsh dirge]

Ain't got a mom but I approve

[small brook]

oh

[small brook]

me when im making up my own ending so i can feel like i came out on top

[marsh grove]

Sorry to hear that man, you still seem like a nice person though

[small brook]

hes not sorry

look at the cat emoji

hes happy u dont have a mother

[marsh grove]

Mfs cant even be jolly anymore, I hope you get blown to bits by a suicide bomber

[small brook]

sorry man im not from the middle east

[stray raft]

Holy shit'

[stray raft]

I was just thinking bout you man

[austere osprey]

Id immediately plan a girls day

[summer pebble]

I wanna play cooking mama on the Wii

That game was actually fire

[marsh grove]

Whats up man

[stray raft]

Im high

As hell

[marsh grove]

I am indeed just a jolly little guy today

You say happy mothers day to your mom?

[neon compass]

sup yall

hru guys

[normal cedar]

Im also jolly today

[normal cedar]

I got her a gift

And we went out to eat

[marsh grove]

Hell yeah, me too

[normal cedar]

Whatuppers

[normal cedar]

Jolly

[marsh grove]

Except no going out to eat i watched the kiddos while mom and dad went out

[normal cedar]

Aw

[normal cedar]

[marsh grove]

Nah they both need a break tbh

[marsh grove]

Hi labib

[normal cedar]

Yeah I get it

[oblique nexus]

Hi

[neon compass]

thats cool

[normal cedar]

Yes

[young prairie]

The weak breeze whispers nothing
the water screams sublime.
His feet shift, teeter-totter
deep breaths, stand back, it’s time.

Toes untouch the overpass
soon he’s water-bound.
Eyes locked shut but peek to see
the view from halfway down.

A little wind, a summer sun
a river rich and regal.
A flood of fond endorphins
brings a calm that knows no equal.

You’re flying now, you see things
much more clear than from the ground.
It's all okay, or it would be
were you not now halfway down.

Thrash to break from gravity
what now could slow the drop?
All I’d give for toes to touch
the safety back at top.

But this is it, the deed is done
silence drowns the sound.
Before I leaped I should've seen
the view from halfway down.

I really should’ve thought about
the view from halfway down.
I wish I could've known about
the view from halfway down—

[weary shoal]

Bello

[solemn turret]

i got a vision

so clear in my head

its a strange kind of poison

it is and it isn’t

[weary shoal]

What

[astral flax]

Bro joined and wrote a poem

W

[austere osprey]

There I was

Standing with my peener out

Then the penner snipper guy

Came and cut off my peener

[astral flax]

[warm lion]

please shut up

[austere osprey]

That’s why u are in vc alone

Because you are mean

[weary shoal]

[warm lion]

what vc

hey get out

[austere osprey]

That one

[warm lion]

i saw that

[austere osprey]

LOl

[warm lion]

let me be in peace

[warm lion]

omds bro

[marsh dirge]

Me rn

[warm lion]

bro slay leave

thank you

[austere osprey]

Lmfaooo

[astral flax]

Sir this is a wendys

[warm lion]

bro

go away

im trying to aura farm

OMG SLAY

[marsh dirge]

I love deli meat

[warm lion]

GET OUT OF MY VC

[austere osprey]

APOLOGIZe

[warm lion]

apologize for what

[raven cove]

I hate u bro

[austere osprey]

oh my gosh get on

[raven cove]

My shift starts at 2

[austere osprey]

BRO WHAT

[raven cove]

U texted that at 2 01

Like ur doing ts on purpose

[austere osprey]

Are you done?

[raven cove]

Yes I'm out

Cuz they cut my hours

Again

[austere osprey]

Whooo let’s go

[raven cove]

Fuck

[austere osprey]

Oh

I’m sorry

But like

[raven cove]

Yea shut ur mouth

[austere osprey]

Yippieeee

[raven cove]

I'm not getting on

I gotta get home and shower spend mother day

[austere osprey]

That is your job

[marsh dirge]

Hi

[raven cove]

WITH MY MOTHER

[austere osprey]

BRO

WHAT

Who even celebrates that

[raven cove]

What

[raven cove]

That's how ik ur not mexican

Mother's day is like a party thing

[marsh dirge]

Hope you have a great day

[raven cove]

I guess bro

[junior kindle]

Tell your mom I said hi and we got a dinner reservation at 8:30

[austere osprey]

I just have mother issues

Bro let me come

[raven cove]

Yea and tell ur mom I got a motel waiting for us

I know what she looks like

[austere osprey]

Let me meet your mom 😛

[raven cove]

Dawg

[austere osprey]

[austere osprey]

I hate Dale

[winged cargo]

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/soldierboy-the-boys-soldier-boy-hell-nah-labubu-gif-15388892860458156804

[junior kindle]

Me too

Fuck @warm lion

[summer pebble]

ciao

[acoustic ore]

[last echo]

mom jeans

talk about mothers day

[buoyant cairn]

Chat dead xd

[warm lion]

i know you do

[warm lion]

i can't believe you'd turn your back on me

💔

[lethal wind]

hi chat

[willow frigate]

@oblique nexus 6k more steps

[junior kindle]

Me? Have your back? Crazy

[willow frigate]

Elloo soda

[junior kindle]

Sup

[willow frigate]

All good here man u alright?

[junior kindle]

Yea

Chillin

[willow frigate]

Heck yeah

[thick pollen]

hi

[willow frigate]

Yooo Jumi

[thick pollen]

wsg thesis

[marsh grove]

You got this man

[willow frigate]

Maaan I’m doing good wby

[willow frigate]

Ty ty 🖤 🖤

[thick pollen]

thats good im alright man

[patent lantern]

Hello

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-wave-hello-surprise-the-boys-gif-11060545090045499053

[warm lion]

wow

[patent lantern]

Plazaaaaaa

[patent lantern]

Hey Josh 👋

[junior kindle]

Don't be surprised

[patent lantern]

Heya Neet

[warm lion]

oh im not surprised

[acoustic ore]

Hey Doga 👋

[patent lantern]

How are you

[marsh grove]

Hi there

[patent lantern]

How goes it buddy

[marsh grove]

Did you have a nice day?

[marsh grove]

Great

[acoustic ore]

I’m alright. Cramped in the car rn

How are you?

[patent lantern]

Spent $80 on lunch for my family, my bank account is hurting otherwise fine, how was your day

[warm lion]

cramped...?

[patent lantern]

Oof

[patent lantern]

Tired, currently at a family gathering

[marsh grove]

Me too twin, but amazon hates me so much and delayed my package

[patent lantern]

How rude of them

[acoustic ore]

Yeah it’s cramped in here. My legs are aching

[marsh grove]

Oh yeah how did your flight go man?

[acoustic ore]

Damn. Hope everything goes alright with them

[acoustic ore]

Not well. Both flights had their downsides. First one was longer and had terrible children behind me. Second one was shorter but this woman next to me kept leaning on my side and put her feet in my area which pissed me off

[junior kindle]

Man I love women

[patent lantern]

Oh you poor soul, sorry to hear that

[halcyon lake]

Me too

[acoustic ore]

Same

[marsh grove]

Same twin

[patent lantern]

Eh it's fine just very loud

[patent lantern]

Heya Quiet how are you

[halcyon lake]

Its natural

[patent lantern]

I love my boyfriend

[acoustic ore]

No it’s not that bad lol. It’s annoying for sure but I’ll forget about it once I get to rest properly

[halcyon lake]

Hi doga js about to sleep wby

[acoustic ore]

I’m also running on 4 hours of sleep so 😭

[patent lantern]

Fair enough

[patent lantern]

[acoustic ore]

I miss my nonexistent wifey

[patent lantern]

Ah hope ya sleep well I'm okay thanks

[warm lion]

im on my cramps too babe... I feel you

[cyan jackal]

Crack rock

[marsh grove]

Fuck' you dyno

[cyan jackal]

@marsh grove wff

[stray raft]

W

[cyan jackal]

Wtf

[acoustic ore]

I’ll grab your message hang on

[cyan jackal]

Watch your language

[halcyon lake]

Cool, Its 5:55am and I gotta wake up at 10:30am

[patent lantern]

Hey Archie

[cyan jackal]

Hey

Hi

[patent lantern]

😭 get some sleep man

[acoustic ore]

Yeah

[patent lantern]

Hello hey hi what's up how you doin

[acoustic ore]

People are horrible

[halcyon lake]

I can’t i hate paint smell 😞

[patent lantern]

Real

[cyan jackal]

These finals are gonna make me wanna kill myself

[patent lantern]

Oof, fair

[patent lantern]

Good luck

[stray raft]

I love huffing paint

[junior kindle]

GAHHHHHH

[halcyon lake]

Damn

[marsh grove]

It dried yet?

[thick pollen]

CAN YOU STOP

[acoustic ore]

I’m starting to think soda is schizophrenic

[halcyon lake]

Ig I kept the fans on

[marsh grove]

Man I feel like youd love percs

[stray raft]

On them rn 😂

[cyan jackal]

Wbu

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-bubbles-blowing-bubbles-bubble-blower-gif-5805206181370785939

[marsh grove]

Dawg your body is a concoction atp 😭

[junior kindle]

Jumi Vs. Homelander

[stray raft]

My liver kinda fucked'

[patent lantern]

I hate kids

[marsh grove]

True, you just gotta stop for 6 months

Liver is like top 3 organs fr

[cyan jackal]

Y

[marsh grove]

It regenerates really well unless cooked to high hell

[acoustic ore]

Real

[stray raft]

But they too fun ngl

[patent lantern]

They're loud, disgusting, annoying, and make me wanna commit crimes

[halcyon lake]

what age?

[patent lantern]

Involving murder and assault

[patent lantern]

Between 1 and 12

[acoustic ore]

[marsh grove]

6 months > hospital doesnt ween you off and you get withdrawls

[thick pollen]

If canada and usa go to war im going to **** *** *** **** *** ****** **** *** ****** ****

[patent lantern]

No I tolerate them

[icy rapids]

?????

[halcyon lake]

damn I love all kids they just gotta need to be disciplined

[stray raft]

True

[cyan jackal]

Brewstew

[patent lantern]

Don't make my words something they're not

[junior kindle]

I don't speak that language of *

[acoustic ore]

Don’t joke about things like that

[warm lion]

why are we talking about children bro

[cyan jackal]

What the fuck’ is wrong with you

Who tf said that

[patent lantern]

Good for you

[cyan jackal]

Ban his ass

[thick pollen]

Pull some strings so they process my enlisting file faster

[icy rapids]

I just got here

[thick pollen]

Please

[icy rapids]

[halcyon lake]

every kid in my area loves me I love them

[thick pollen]

That was your first mistake

[cyan jackal]

Also ban @warm lion while youre at it too

[warm lion]

adam let's leave this horrible place and never come back

[marsh grove]

Isnt soda fresh outta ait or sum?

[patent lantern]

That's great, kids like me and I'm nice to them but I hate being around them

[acoustic ore]

Never

[junior kindle]

Nah

[halcyon lake]

cool

[thick pollen]

oh ok i see how it is

[patent lantern]

[warm lion]

Go fuсk yourself

[halcyon lake]

[warm lion]

🥹 🖤

[patent lantern]

I have over 45 first cousins and all but 3 of them are younger than me

[junior kindle]

Can we honestly ban dale

[patent lantern]

[acoustic ore]

Nope

[warm lion]

this guy soda bro

[marsh grove]

dude i forgot your family is just big af

[halcyon lake]

I have like 100+ cousins

[warm lion]

soda actually loves me

[thick pollen]

Dale when are we hopping on VE Chat

[patent lantern]

Dude 2 of my aunts had babies this year and 2 of my aunts are pregnant rn

[thick pollen]

VR

[willow frigate]

Glad to hear twin 🖤

[patent lantern]

If I count 2nd and 3rd cousins I do too

[warm lion]

whenever you are free

and whenever i get one

[halcyon lake]

cool

[patent lantern]

[thick pollen]

okay you can see my new fursuit

[patent lantern]

My dad has 9 siblings and 8 of them have kids

[acoustic ore]

@junior kindle I have nothing to do for another hour. You really wanna do this? React with an Israel flag if you’re a fat chud.

[patent lantern]

2 of them have 11 kids

[warm lion]

oh really bet

[junior kindle]

We can

[thick pollen]

😁

[halcyon lake]

cool

[patent lantern]

[buoyant cave]

lil timmy learns his swears

[patent lantern]

Totally

[warm lion]

[marsh grove]

Needa put a cap or something

[thick pollen]

👂

[marsh grove]

11 😭

[halcyon lake]

i gtg sleep yo gn

[marsh grove]

Cap that bitch' at like 8

[patent lantern]

[warm lion]

👃

[patent lantern]

Goodnight sleep well

[icy rapids]

ayo?

[patent lantern]

My family is gonna go visit one of my aunts and uncles in south dakota next month I think, they're one of the ones with 11 kids, we're gonna be there for 2 weeks, kill me

Only reason we're gonna be there that long is because dad wants to go fishing with my uncle

[marsh grove]

Dude south dakota is so ass, especially if you cant go outside

[patent lantern]

[marsh grove]

Gl doga

[patent lantern]

Well it's gonna be so frickin hot

And their house is TINY

For 14 people plus my family

I don't wanna go

Don't make me go

[marsh grove]

2 week mandatory trip is wild

[patent lantern]

Yeah.....

[marsh grove]

Ask if you can stay home or something, you pretty much grown woman age

[patent lantern]

It's non-negotiable, mom made me take time off of work for it already, plus mom doesn't even trust leaving me home alone for 1 night let alone 2 weeks

[marsh grove]

2 weeks off work gonna kill your bank account

[patent lantern]

Yup

[marsh grove]

Not even 1 night??? Overprotective much

Damn

[patent lantern]

And I had to take a whole weekend off for a mandatory camping trip for memorial day

Typo

[patent lantern]

Yeah she thinks Imma stay up all night, which idk why that's such a huge deal but whatever

I sleep 8-11 hours on average idk why she worries about that

[marsh grove]

I do too but im still allowed to walk wherever 😭

Granted i have my location on and atleast a knife

[patent lantern]

We have life360 she always knows where I am anyways

She just has no trust in me even though I'm a 17 year old with a job and a car

[vague kite]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-puff-meme-fat-gif-11878092523812931740

[marsh grove]

I mean being a bit protective is still ok, you should still ask to be able to do things on your own though

Not even one night unsupervised at your age is insanity

[patent lantern]

I always do, dude I don't even like leaving my house I'm not going anywhere other than work 😭

[patent lantern]

she has sensors on the door in the living room to see if I go and use my computer at midnight

Cus yes my computer is ofc in the living room

[stray raft]

What car, im a car guy

[marsh grove]

You are going to have a rough 18, holy shit'

[last ridge]

GG @marsh grove, you just advanced to level 29 !

[patent lantern]

2008 Buick Enclave CXL

[marsh grove]

You are graduated, why do you need to have a bed time

[icy rapids]

Buick

[stray raft]

Riding in style

[shrewd surge]

is the profile picture in talk 3 is sus?

[patent lantern]

I'm fricked

[marsh grove]

Prolly

[patent lantern]

I DON'T KNOW, MY FRICKIN BEDTIME IS 11:30 AND IDEK WHY

[marsh grove]

Straight magical girl cheeks

Tf 😭

[patent lantern]

Sometimes I can stay up till midnight if mom ALLOWS IT

[icy rapids]

@warm lion is the sus one

[shrewd surge]

check it out I am not sure if it's against the rules

[marsh grove]

I think its a warn

But just have pj change it

[patent lantern]

That pfp is wild

[marsh grove]

Good luck on finals btw twin

[shrewd surge]

are we allowed to ping the mods ?

[patent lantern]

Yeah

[oblique nexus]

Let's goo

[shrewd surge]

final project to be clear

[patent lantern]

@acoustic ore u busy?

[acoustic ore]

I’m looking

[shrewd surge]

check talk 3 pfp

[marsh grove]

What it for 👀

[patent lantern]

Thanks

[shrewd surge]

making a devops

[marsh grove]

You an it dude?

Word

[shrewd surge]

I am having coffee rn

[shrewd surge]

to be clear I am a software engineer

[marsh grove]

Just remember if you cant get a job the army would love you

Job market sucks these days, why cant I get the boomer job market

Fuck' old people

[acoustic ore]

That’s the idea

[swift elm]

I was going to join the navy

[marsh grove]

So they want you to be up at like 7? Why, thats just weird

[south swallow]

bruh

[stray raft]

I love the army

[marsh grove]

Damn right

Age of 40 in demand fr

[swift elm]

I respect army guys

[oblique nexus]

Bro kms

My ram is bad in mine computer

[swift elm]

I could only see myself in navy or chairforce though

[acoustic ore]

Labib

[patent lantern]

Mom wants me up around 9 so she gets mad when I sleep till 11 or 12

[willow topaz]

Hello

[oblique nexus]

Worst possible time for ts to happen

[oblique nexus]

Josh

[acoustic ore]

Shorty

[patent lantern]

Hii

[acoustic ore]

Mod question

[willow topaz]

Josh

[marsh grove]

So they want 9 hours of sleep, but wont let you stay up

[stray raft]

88 Mike for life

[willow topaz]

Hiiii

[patent lantern]

Yeah I still stay up late anyways, I just build things in my room till 2 or 3

[marsh grove]

So you be whipping that shit'?

[patent lantern]

After mom and dad fall asleep

[patent lantern]

Hruuu

[stray raft]

I am the whip

[oblique nexus]

Yeah

[marsh grove]

And the whip is you, teach me your ways mr driver man

[acoustic ore]

I asked shorty and she hasn’t responded yet. I’ll you too in DMs

[oblique nexus]

Ok

[acoustic ore]

Oh wait hang on

[stray raft]

Bro I would too we could always use a tank driver 😂

[marsh grove]

The little wooden model things? I seen the pictures of the things you built, theyre hella cool

Have you considered carving stuff with a knife?

[marsh grove]

Fuck' no man 😭 , talm bout you wanna be a tanker?

[acoustic ore]

@valid roost if I die know I love you

[stray raft]

Im the driver....YOU the tanker

[valid roost]

How about don’t die

[marsh grove]

But theyre feeding him the catalytic converter gas while hes cramped in a car

[patent lantern]

Yes!! I'm currently building a globe

[patent lantern]

Mom won't let me have knives

[raven cove]

I'm shaking ass

[patent lantern]

Annaaaaa