#general
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No i bag snatched his ass
When i was in elementary I was making fnaf costumes bro
We fought until i got bored and ate coffee bread
Weird kid final boss
I fought a lot in elementary
"Got room for more candy" then book it, everyone i know has had it happen once
My mom told me
how does somebody even
Man, my professor just gave me 40 on my exam wth
@warm summit yes
yes
I swear my professor is just petty
Its cause he hates you
I'm lowk bored
me too
Jokes on him i hate myself before it was cool
Dev do you have work tmr
no ma'am
we could play after i get my dinner if you're free
true
uh
Nah you seem like a fine bloke
Thank you A.
uh wuh
Why dont yall like tootsie rolls btw? Yellow ones are goated
Put a whoopie cusion on ur professors chair and see their pettiness turns into embarrassment
im fine either way
That will be funny
Even better buy 1000 dubia roaches online and have it shipped to his door

@gilded crag omg how far along are you by now?
what
idk
far enough along
I am asking you to play 😭😭
I need someone to pay child support
okay i was just checking
Is it normal for a professor not have a syllabus
No.
They all have a syllabus to be hating ass mfs
They needa whole ahh curriculum
Like he gave us one but less than 2 month he deleted it and we have no syllabus since then. Plus the syllabus barely talk about anything important
English teachers all hate me except one and thats cause the mf actually graded me off of my work
Nah history teachers just go and do shit'
They chill
Sometimes if I am ever accused of cheating. Im going to defend myself saying that the professor didnt say I cant leave the room and drink water
This is probably one of the few professor who i am mad at
Cant u switch classes / professor?
I can't, I dont wanna oay 3 grand

Bruh thats a still a gud grade
Best of luck
My friend needed a new bra and i joked that i did as well and so i ended up trying 3 pairs, was an interesting day
Agreed
@summer pebble
hello

i feel pregnant
I been getting ts for ages now
Are you 
DISMEMBERMENT
sometimes
Me when I eat two shawarmas instead of one
Paul blart mall cop
Goated movie
THERES A SECOND MOVIE??? 😭 😭
those triple dipper and nachos were the death of me
I’d so devour all that food
I’m not even joking
Yeag
dream job
Lmao
Fever dream of a movie
me a few hours ago
Heck yeah

6% rotten tomatoes is diabolical
LMAOO 😭 😭
Yes
😬 💅
type of comments you see on insta reels
me when I don’t have an original thought
me when I pretend to go to sleep
hello
posting this was optional btw
cornbal server
✅
cornball
HMM
🥲 👈
cornballllllll
Hey. Let's be respectful.
corny
😬 ☝️
idk
say rough 2 times
GG @still matrix, you just advanced to level 4 !
rough rough
good boy
@still matrix congrats 😐 👏
Marshalbrake I have maternal instincts for you.
😝
omg
abortion
Oh! You got me there! Ruff Ruff!
dont abort me
Oh my!
oh! thats not
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥H-hewo! (≧ω≦) I'm just a wittle bean expworing the big wide world of Discord!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:✧You can always catch me snug-snuggling up with a good book or spreading uwu vibes in the chat! (◔◡◔) ♥
@waxen pivot stop spamming
thats eve hansens bio
thats his name dont wear it out
that user is 45 years old by the way using discord
lol
kanye is a mid artist
lol
ur memes arent dank or funny
i miss the old kanye
kanye is the best artist of all time 😬
he never left
TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
🐗
cornball
i miss the bald kanye
Hi series! What's your favorite meme?
laugh out loud!
I'm an English teacher, and I want to understand my students' humor better!
676767676 😂 😂 😂 😭 😭 🤣 lmao (lauging my arse off)
@jolly swan That link is not allowed.
this a catfish
gay ass js said arse
Oh I've heard this one! How skibidi!
i hate british people sm
What does that mean?
stfu (shut the frick up)
hello
js say fuc k
My students said they use Discord often, so I am trying to see if the app is worth the cost.
@jolly swan Watch your language.
hi guys!
get off my app
What!? Why? Did I do something wrong?
how is discord lolol 😂😂😂 XD
correct
nice. how is ur analysis going ?
This is my third server.
GG @shut arch, you just advanced to level 1 !
I'm still learning!
@shut arch congrats
Who's MEE6? I Just got a message.
@hollow terrace correct. thank you. and tulsi
He looks blue.
they simp for e women
a stupid clanker
What's an "e women"?
don’t ping me
🤒 👈
hmm
Pardon?
ok
doja cat is teh best foid rapper oat
doja doja
thats a slur btw
super intense Minecraft player
its not but alright
it is
never been a slur lmao
then neither if foid 🥶
are you slow perchance
are you slow perchance
😮💨
😭
ice cubes
ice cube is pretty good too ig
the most offensive slur, foid
yoo
people w puh when u call dem a foid : 😠
never seen that word used non ironically
its literally a mysoginistic slur
u think dihs is non ironicall 🥀
its not a slur
and simp is a slur against men with hormones
youre also slow
no its not.
ur dumb
ye it is
look it up
its a made up word
that appeared very recently
nobody is getting offended by that
to call it a slur removes meaning from actual offensive words
🤒 💅
”very recently” been around for arounds a hundred years
🫃 ✌️
yeah people really used it before didnt they
how often have u heard that word used before the last year or so
if you dont say 0 youre lying
53
why would u get offended by these dumbass words it makes so sense
if u had a clih u would understand 🙄
people
whats that
The ending of A Space Odyssey reminds me of the ending of neon genesis evangelion
what's understand
men have no clue the pain us females go trhough eer day
if heard women use the term foid more than men
ik ur trolling but still
i don't have a clue but respect to females for enduring it
Why does general suck again
The word foid pmo not gonna lie
self deprecating humor 💔
its all stupid
thanks for saying this. i hope a female comes and seduces you
It’s just chuddy buzzwords
Doesnt rhyme with grug... 
hi 
GG @craggy yoke, you just advanced to level 1 !
Foid doesn’t, but beer does
I LOVE BEER
This is true
u cant complain about a word while using chuddy in the same sentence 😭
Sybau it’s beer time
🍺
Penis
i love all words especially if they piss people off 😬
Hi dirty monkeys
ok pal
Beer
IN A MINUTE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
fuckass' animal
Soppy fop
Why do my family members give me less breaks than an actual job would when I work for them 😭
no law
hello
Fat bun
Where tf is lemon
Yay
Im so glad i went to see my bf at midnight just so i could sit on the floor while he sits on the couch with his roomate

yoo
why do you join vc and say nothing bro
auctually my headphones are not connected to my laptop
ight ight
yeha its not able to connect so i cant
This has actually been the worst day in awhile
I want to cry but i dont think i can
unno cry then
do it
it helps
try to think about what made you feeling like that
dig deeper into it
until you just cry
I feel like im gonna not be able to stop
unno then dont cry
that is not a bad thing
if it is that much then you needed it
you do that
and don't forget to drink water
water is good
.ban @noble sparrow
You do not have permission to use the ban command.
Missing: Ban members or Moderator role
who are you son
i forgot all my day 1s already
Can it break
meeee
ballright
Blacked out like phantom

mfs as soon as they make it out the hood
In the streets
mfs when they pick up 3 Dinar
lol
Thats lowkey racist
ty
Ofc
i intend to the best racist in memeology
Thragg ❤️
lol
🥰
But ur still slow
W
Im trying to get his physique
there's always someone faster out there
roids
Usain bolt
start jabbing needles in your ass twin
im trying to get his hairline 💔 💔
Id rather get slimed than hop on roids
nah he's black he can't be racist
hopping on roids means I can’t compete in mma anymore
They are faster tho
I have like 5 tournaments a year
you missing out
ye but u get shredded faster
I LOVE ANABOLIC STEROIDS!!!
aint someone named that here
Y'all gay
im not i gotta hop on roids to fix that
Nuh uh
Zaza
Yuhuh (hi Anna
)
Hiiii
i heard roids turn u gay
It turn u into bababooey
Never worth it bro
yes
Steroids r useless
I know I am
ok ok hear me out though like roids work the only problem is it gives u acne and halves u lifespan
No shortcuts without major setbacks
SWAT when they find 29 foreigners chained in my basement
either u live ur life or ur forced live ur life
Things like Reta etc
we know you use steroids bro
R all cope
im just saying
That’s gay
May Allah swt curse me if I ever took any steroids for anabolic purposes
nuh
the onlything stopping me is funds
Are they all men?
=_=
you're exposed, CIA
Mashallah, he's on the right path. My the Almighty grant peace and may the work of your hands be fruitful.
Ameen akhi wa iyak habibi ❤️
GG @lament halo, you just advanced to level 10 !
Im a sleeper agent and become active when they call me “bababooey”
fih
Hoppin fih fih fih
what should I send my boyfriend in dms
stream giftcards
Here
he has over 1k steam games he doesn't need more
Just send him thank you
there's always more
he would lynch me
Send him a long winded monologue pertaining to a tangent that diverged from ur original topic
"full dih"
i am not a woman and don't do such things
In other words yap to him
Men yap too 😭
Ah hell nah, even tha color aint right💀
i thought i was the only one who noticed that
a homie just answered "softcore porn" in another server
i've never heard a man yap
I’ve heard plenty of men yap
actually yes
Im speakin yapenese
That’s how u know men are comfortable with u
James charles videos exists
When they won’t shut up
I like that idea
he's gonna wake up to softcore in his dms
Goodnight Anna
Yo did u try the mouthwash?
nah i use river water
Wai, u dont rememebr our last convo?
i dont even remember what I had for breakfast mate
👈
😍 🫳
Fuck' that guy
My sister watched him when i was younger
😐 🤟
I was jumping in joy when i found out he was a pedo
Life when someone you hate turns out to be a pedo:
Ur cooked 🙁

😬 🤙
I'm so what?
Tuff
I feel this
Sometimes you get those days where you set an alarm for 6am... When its 4am
And its the biggest risk either i wake up fresh asf with 2 hours of sleep or i literally walk around unconscious
@glossy cradle what’s clorox @?
hi agen
@sterile arrow
@sterile arrow look at this memory i got on snap… 6 years ago
Oh wait nvm clorox my guy he chill asf
Im loyal to viltrum
Haven't seen this game in 5 years 
A cursed game with lots of pent up anger
yeah i haven’t played for ages
for sure loads of broken controllers
That sh built up my mindset istg the amount of times i had to hold back breaking the controller cause i was broke asf
There were some real demons on it
The nonstop combo where you cant even dodge a single move

i’m one of them 😈
@glossy cradle whats this server called i forgot
Anyone else here planning their funeral playlist already?
You the person i be shouting on the top of my lungs to die 😭😭😭🙏
HammyLOL fanclub
Crack a watermelon between your cheeks
Ohh ok ty
Penis? Cool, mine's bigger
nah i’m not a demon clorox is though
best i got to was plat
already swallowed your dad last night.
High gold/low plat here
Gay
@magic ridge no sleep?
Couldn't be bothered to go higher cause imagine alr facing demons on low plat
i slept for a solid 4 hours
I didnt have enough strenght to not break a controller after 2-3 matches
u and sunny were in vc when i went sleep and still in vc
yea we left and joined again
no i didnt
we did
Busyness
Shawarma 
you hungry?
Yeah...
just buy it bro
Say wallahu 😭😭😭
thragg my beloved
Wallahi + yahu = wallahu
Dead ass on yahu name 🥶🥶🥶
why r these clowns mocking Allah's deen
islam will prevail in the end
Does any want to vc
i do
Ok ping me tmr bro 😎
If I could earn xp I would like to.. 😔
@magic ridge Babe look I'm green
Good morning everyone
Ight cuzzy im going to bed but ill ask @willow frigate to give u a lotta xp if u do it
ayyyy you leveled up
You only earn xp in vc if you have nitro.
Husband doesn't tell me shit'
wait gotta blacklist this guy
Good goy
like 2 days ago i think
It was Mane
I'd bet money on it
Does your position mean you have pic perms in general
Wow so kawaii
What're the requirements for becoming a trial mod
I thought you had to be in the server for a long ass' time
gm
uh first you gotta apply
but to apply you gotta be level 30
im applying for job
So it's true you gotta be here for a looooong time
Who genuinely has over level 30 in this server
no only mak decides
u gotta be lvl 30 and fill the form
meee
Who is mak
no matter how you fill it only mak decides who will be mod
This is why I fw you
btw it was mane
no way
@icy rapids youre okay?
who
adam
Nah
u are not helping the stereotypes
why the bomb?
How students be celebrating because school is cancelled due to an earthquake
hm
School ain't that bad
I thought you were going
Woah
Hi
sup jess
I’m new to this server I joined a few days ago
Welcome
Good morning chat
Ty
bad morning 😎
I am I just saw some bs tho
I go back to my slumber now

I did the gingerbread drawing on the memeology Christmas event but I lost I wonder why 🤔
@north sequoia That link is not allowed.
You lost the event?????
yes
That’s a masterpiece
It’s rigged
100%
this is also one of my masterpieces
I drew that it's patented
no one can draw this the same way I did
The context of this goes hard
Helloing
Hi
Was this for art contest?
Hru frog
No I just drew
I drew these on my ipad but no one liked it they laughed infront of me 😔
I am doing fantastic, how are you today
That’s so messed up these are amazing
Frrr
Good just woke up
Tysm
Yeah
Oh Wowie. Is quarter past 3am for me
Im a certified human + artist 😤
Thanks for supporting me 🥹
For now I gotta goes be right backs
Looks like a ghost town here
Insert cod meme
Blood meme is better
your alarm has been set for 53 minutes from now
Does it kaboom
Yo this is messy
Me when this is messy:
sup indi hyd
wsg dell
Rawr
I'll take that as a no
Just drinking my blood coffee 
okay
ladiessssss
I got dmed by a no pfp person from this server
Taking bets on what it'll be
Porn bot
Scam bot
Sketchy Link
Some dude who doesn't speak English for some reason
The last one 
Positive?
Sole wanna get in on the action
.
Its the God Emperor of the Humankind
Why
hi moosey man
in so much pain hbu
i need to touch grass basically
idk tbh
time of the month
Ohhh
i’m feeling it everywhere
I'll bless you with triplets
why are u
They'll stop for a whole 27 months
I dropped a car battery on my foot
idk if that’s how it works
do u work with cars
I'll go find out
My dad's truck just needed a replacement
so do u know the father
He figured he should show me how it's done
Yeah
and then u dropped it
tell me who he is so i can punch him
For why
yuck
Hello
cuz he got me pregnant
We pregnant together twin
when you lowkey cuddling her but dont feel anything
aw man
Cus she don't have a dihh silly
i wanna be cuddled wtf
ur also having triplets?!
well i’m birthing all 3
oompa loompa
Yeah
only feeling would be something poking into me
I feel like I've been the Moose Man for a long time
one after the other
See I'd just do all 3 at once
that’s how i know u
It's been like 3 months
i’m not that big bro
hello egg how are you
eggyyyy
Remove your pelvis
For what
i found a warm position in my bed i’m so happy
that’s not important
Same twin same
It is if it's preventing you from birthing 3 at once
What happens when you have 9 kids
You're gonna push out 9 individuals??? Hell nah
you leave tf
i mean yeah
get off my bed bro
hell naw can almost name the whole damn alphabet after them hell naw
abcdefghij
But I'm tired schawg
did i step into some soughta roleplay thing 💔
miss him everyday since the cartel got him
fly high
for real 🙏
😕
Beach
Shawtyyyyy
oh how pretty
Surprised you are here and not in owlery
Bread
i just come here to talk about some random bs every now and then
Whats owlery like now
a bit quiet but still fine
Me neither
Eh isnt that most of the time 
hii how are u
glad we’re on the same page

why sad
Get off my page I want it for myself
nope we are sharing so color inside the lines
me too
in my dream i was in a fruit land with fruit people hbu
Idk why but a mental image of spongebob's house spawned in my mind
i’d love to live in a pineapple under the sea
So i had a dream where i was playing rainbow six siege idk why then randomly queued against a friend i know in real life then we talked or trashtalked idk then he dated a femboy or sum and uhhh
Stuff went on
Yea idk
It was just so random
bruhhhh
Do you wish to be absorbent and yellow and porous
I dont remember but the femboy did a magical girl transformation like sailor moon
And it was someone i know?
I dont remember
First off why siege
2nd off ???
Sometimes the brain works in mysterious ways
Like its having crack'
Making random bullshif dreams
@tepid crane nawww why u die
After telling my story
as he
Does nautical nonsense be something you wish?
ur gonna crack a femboy in the near future
spongebob squarepants
Bros dooming my fate
Then hop on the deck and flop like a fish
that’s my prediction from your dream
Feeling rather femme as a boy rn
IT WAS MY FRIEND WHO DATED THE FEMBOY
????
spongebob squarepants
shhhh
submissive too or what
Real
I always feel submissive
i can’t feel u sorry
I could tell femboys were being talked about
WHY
ayyyyy
that’s beautiful
Tea shawty is bullying me 
don’t worry
🫶
you are beautiful
Because she won’t feel you?? 😭
😭
That doesn’t seem like bullying ☠️
Dominant people are crazy though how tf you gonna tell me what to do in my own house
i says he’s gonna crack a femboy
LMAO
Oh you're imagining the freaky side
Damn tea u gotta get that head out
Hoping it's me
why not
???
🤞
try it egg, it’ll change your life
I mean I suppose but the disrespect is crazy
dominant women just getting everything paid for by their husbands and still be demanding the mf to go on all fours and bark
man these bitches' are too selfish man
Tea you are a woman
I am a big manly man boy
there’s no disrespect
Should be me lowk
:(
i will
AND IT WORKS
WHY
Big manly boy and femboy have one thing in common…..
I called my ex ma'am once
And it was over for me
i used to do it all the time ngl
What's that
Bros making a statement
i’m letting it be known
I see
Dont u mean u cant moose
Start kissing boy
yuck who kissed boys
bro i was scared asf too
whenever she told me to stop doing something i didnt even argue back i just said "yes ma'am."
I know what kind of woman you are...
Yeah….
Actually i think most girls read or watch yaoi
she’s lovely
Bite my shiny metal ass
back
nom nom
Hey i know you
I've spent enough time around women to know at least a solid third of them do
That’ll be $20
Same
Hello egg man
Change my mind
I make sure to read both yuri and yaoi as well as straight so people can’t say I’m fetishizing 😭😭😭
LMFAOOO
Short women are like small gremlins
I’m not boosting rn 🥀
One of my friends keeps making enemies to lovers jokes about me and Herobrine
ohh mbmb
Because bro scared me once and is now on my shit' list
Had to move it to my server cuz we had a drop out and the tag needs to live on
huh
Steve x herobrine?
yes we are
No, me x herobrine
Wsg person feom futurama
"a lil bit of this.. and a little bit of thattt.."
dont move..................like............ comment..............follow............
....copy link.............leave
Wsg person soon to be in my frying pan
First it was Colt x Herobrine then I accidentally leaked my real name and it's been that x herobrine
You are shawty not shorty
It’s okay I write short fanfic paragraphs of my online friends I’ve never met kissing and shi ☠️
shhhh
How tall are you
They lowkey eat it up tho
LOL
probably like 5’2
Every once in a while I'll say "Oh! Yaoi!" Whenever I see something slightly gay
sprinkle sprinkle
Damn bro
@jolly field is notch still a known guy
Travel size
Lil yoda
In what sense
bendy boiiii
Like do people still know the guy
Like little children
Or sum
i’m in bed with painful cramps hbu
Bro why would I know that
anything but a job
Ok I go back to sleep chat
I hope everyone is doing well ♥️
Random unsolicited picture of @sly garden 's meat 
I don't hang around children
HE KNOWS
Quick while she's gone talk about femboys
