general

[coral igloo]

The way that i would literally melt

[rugged valley]

No, they gotta send me man

[coral igloo]

Like i would need somebody to carry me in that weather no way

Get a wheelbarrow

[halcyon lake]

100% can't wait for june july when its above 120°F

[willow frigate]

NO he plays aba 😭

[coral igloo]

WHAT

[hollow terrace]

“joe biden this is ur fault”

[coral igloo]

NO NONO

[halcyon lake]

we are black

[shadow geyser]

tbh im a little drunk so that may effect my iq

[coral igloo]

Bro

[green anvil]

It might reach worse this year...

[halcyon lake]

omg

I cant wait

[coral igloo]

move wth

I'd move to lile

[lilac lagoon]

WATERLOO 🎵 COULDN'T ESCAPE IF I WANTED TOO

[coral igloo]

Somewhere cold

[halcyon lake]

I wish 😢

[shadow geyser]

in the negatives rn but we ball

[coral igloo]

I'd much rather be in permanent cold than warm

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-diamond-gym-unc-jumping-with-joy-jumping-with-joy-gif-12291255559564117392

[shadow geyser]

the UK is just rain its miserable

[halcyon lake]

I have my beloved ac with me I will be fine

[green anvil]

You know what a new invention that'll make millions would be? A portable small ac you can carry with you 24/7

[lilac lagoon]

I am cultured

[coral igloo]

I love rain i have so many cool umbrellas

[devout karma]

Ah a man of culture

[halcyon lake]

I think im gonna have 3 or 4 acs to survive the heat

[shadow geyser]

nah you'll hate it after a while

[devout karma]

[coral igloo]

you're gonna have to MOVE

quiet

[halcyon lake]

my parents won't let me

[coral igloo]

You realize that some ovens COOK at 150 F

bro

Bro

[halcyon lake]

omg

i will be baked

[lilac lagoon]

Same with me except it's either rain or deadly heat

[green anvil]

Ya'll new to earth or sm

It has been like this almost yearly, to some

[coral igloo]

Leave the country for summer bro

[lilac lagoon]

Yes

[coral igloo]

Get a summer house

[halcyon lake]

wiso can I come over I wanna enjoy 160°F

[coral igloo]

that's a rich person thing

[halcyon lake]

with hot tea ofc

[hidden iron]

no way man give me that 30° any day over -10

[halcyon lake]

im poor 😔

[coral igloo]

no because cool clothes are only viable in cold

[lilac lagoon]

The Indian way

[halcyon lake]

ehat

[coral igloo]

In the heat I've got my sigma cat tank top and shorts on

[green anvil]

If you come to suicide by being cooked like an egg and folded like an omelette you picked the right place

[coral igloo]

😭

[austere osprey]

Need to see the new mommy movie

MUMMY

Wtff

[shadow geyser]

now we're talking

[zenith iris]

WISOOOOOO

[halcyon lake]

I have endured this heat b4

[zenith iris]

QUIETTTTTT

[coral igloo]

I've never had tea

[zenith iris]

SOAHHHH

[halcyon lake]

QUEEER

[zenith iris]

SAPHHH

[coral igloo]

HI NUGGET

[zenith iris]

ily all

[coral igloo]

ILYYY

[lilac lagoon]

40°c or hotter and drinking tea

[halcyon lake]

ly2

[coral igloo]

Omds i want chicken nuggets now

[green anvil]

HEY.....my condolences for that Liverpool tie days ago

[halcyon lake]

its the arab way my guy

kahwha

kahwa

[lilac lagoon]

Close enough

[shadow geyser]

what about the champions league

[hidden iron]

nah actually moderate weather is best for putting on good fits

[coral igloo]

@warm lion this is how you should be during nfl season

[hidden iron]

i mean if u fit, summer is also good

[green anvil]

We getting cooked

[halcyon lake]

I wanna go to uae or saudi or jordan during summer

[halcyon lake]

100%

[coral igloo]

i hate showing skin bro

[green anvil]

My barca got fkd bro

[coral igloo]

I HAVE to have below the knee jorts

[halcyon lake]

I wanna do off road drifting

[shadow geyser]

and Liverpool

[coral igloo]

i have to have a tshirt that covers my shoulders it's so icky bro

[halcyon lake]

on the sand dunes

[hidden iron]

okay i understand i feel the same, i never wear shorts since i was a child i hated it

[coral igloo]

How i feel on the jetski

[halcyon lake]

when I was 10 I drove a car on the sand dunes I had soo much fun

[halcyon lake]

yooo never sat on a jetski b4

[green anvil]

I didnt care much, and tbh I might leave that club with salah atp, and if pep leaves I'll just be a regular from now on, and ofc I'll be blind hating arsenal 😂

[coral igloo]

OMDS

IT'S SO FUN BRO

[shadow geyser]

I'd love to do that

[coral igloo]

I can do wheelies and stuff

[hidden iron]

sad bro sad how can they get red on both games? what is wrong with the defenders

[shadow geyser]

I only drove a quad in miami

[halcyon lake]

Awesome

[shadow geyser]

wasn't really sand though

[halcyon lake]

W

the real feel is in saudi

[coral igloo]

Now when it comes to actual cars..

[green anvil]

Flick does not change his tactics and he does not have the right players for his style, simple as

[coral igloo]

I'm a little

i can drive

I'm legal to drive

[halcyon lake]

I can legally drive illegally

[coral igloo]

😭

I have a permit

[halcyon lake]

i dont even have that

[green anvil]

Come to lebanon habibi you can drive like a maniac rent free

[hidden iron]

bro that tactic was working last season but everyone has caught up by now. the high line does not work anymore, not with these slow defenders anyway

[halcyon lake]

lets gooo

[short nexus]

Congrats on the permit

[coral igloo]

ty

I'm about to get my license soon

[short nexus]

You gyatt this twink

[coral igloo]

saph on the roads legally

[coral igloo]

uh

[warm lion]

omg i remember pj shiz and tabs tried jumping me in aba and i beated them all it was so funny

[coral igloo]

😭😭

[warm lion]

wym

[gilded crag]

Heir kommt die sonne

[coral igloo]

You KNOW what i mean.

[coral igloo]

Dev

[warm lion]

i actually don't

[coral igloo]

saph on the roads legally coming soon

[halcyon lake]

yoo saph I think I sat on a jetski b4 I really can't remember where or when but I was with my dad and was abt 8

[green anvil]

It worked better last year with inigo, this year you have youngens, not good enough to win it all, but it's still a success given the circumstances, and we're wining the league back to back

[coral igloo]

you should do it gaain

Again

It's so much fun

[willow frigate]

yeah and then u woke up right?>

[coral igloo]

even just sitting behind someone

[halcyon lake]

bet

[coral igloo]

It's a lot of fun

[coral igloo]

LMAOOO

I'M FRIED

[warm lion]

i woke up after beating them all when they tried to triple team me

it's so funny in fighting games i get doubled or tribled teamed and i still win

im that joated

[lilac lagoon]

Guys I need help

[halcyon lake]

yoo I gotta go be right backs soon ily all tc

[green anvil]

Adios

[hidden iron]

i mean yea bro we cant underestimate winning the league but i been waiting for a champions league for 11 years now

[green anvil]

I've been a fan since 2010, ik the feeling

[hidden iron]

but anyway its just football in the end

cant give it much importance

[green anvil]

Yeah I'm not passionate about it anymore since 2019

But still football is the goated sport oat

[hidden iron]

bro fr since 2019 its kinda over

and when messi left thats when i stopped caring

cuz that was also kinda the end of childhood for me

[green anvil]

Xavi messi iniesta was heaven on earth

I'll never see this ever again

[hidden iron]

i still remember that 2019 messi campaign he was carrying barca on his back i wasnt even mad when they lost to liverpool

how much can a one man army do

[green anvil]

Actually my rage about that Liverpool game is exactly why I stopped caring sm anymore

[hidden iron]

bro this team has been suffering from poor defending since that time

[obtuse igloo]

[hidden iron]

remember langlet and umtiti?

[obtuse igloo]

Hey Bobby

[green anvil]

We were so close last year

[hidden iron]

hi bro

[green anvil]

The good ol days where I considered leaving the sport entirely yeah

[hidden iron]

bro that wasnt close psg wa guaranteed L

[obtuse igloo]

Remember when we had Bobby bob and Billy on

[hidden iron]

no bro

[green anvil]

You never know

[hidden iron]

but it wouldnt have been 5-0

barca wouldve lost maybe 2-0 or 2-1

[crimson hawk]

One single mom coming right up

[hidden iron]

u saw thuram was laughing at the end? inter didnt care about winning

[green anvil]

Yeah I gutta admit they are the better team but it would have been way closer than that sht fest

[patent atlas]

Yo

[bronze zenith]

Yo

[lean granite]

Do you want me to bark for you

[bronze zenith]

[oblique nexus]

Gonna have to slime out my brother

[summer reef]

sorry youre just too sexy and cool for me im out of ur league

[gilded crag]

Whats that

[lilac lagoon]

Don't do it

[patent lantern]

[patent lantern]

She's prob gonna get her license

Or something

[oblique nexus]

@willow frigate tonight's the night

[lilac lagoon]

Movie night?

[gilded crag]

Phhhh

Funnn

Hiya doga

[patent lantern]

Helloo, hru

[vague kite]

Bruh

[south pollen]

[amber halo]

ladiesss

[south pollen]

ladiessss one at a timeee

[hidden iron]

my name is ladies

[gilded crag]

Im good just finished a tourny hru

[hidden iron]

ladies whashroom

[patent lantern]

Nice nice, I'm ok just getting ready for work

[obtuse igloo]

gadies and lentlemen

[lean granite]

@fringe basalt woof woof arf arf

[obtuse igloo]

uh oh no link

[lilac lagoon]

What have you done

[hidden iron]

bro how much do i gotta text until i get gif perm

[lean granite]

I barked

[lilac lagoon]

Mod

[hidden iron]

oh word? only mod can send gif?

[lilac lagoon]

Yeah and epic general

[obtuse igloo]

gif me the gift

[gilded crag]

What are ur hours today

[patent lantern]

3:30 till 7

[obtuse igloo]

rookie numbers

gotta pump those up

[mystic mason]

I work at a coffee shop and my boss just brought us coffee from a different place???

[patent lantern]

Tryin

[surreal obsidian]

get him

[patent lantern]

That's so funny

[gilded crag]

Not bad have funn

[gilded crag]

Www

[obtuse igloo]

testing the competitors product

[patent lantern]

Thanks, mom is forcing me to get food so Imma have to have some nuggets or something

[gilded crag]

Oooo yummy

[patent lantern]

with sweet & sour sauce

[mystic mason]

She brought us dunkin

So whimsical

[noble sparrow]

Dunkin’ Donuts

[mystic mason]

Dunkin deez

[dim wolf]

has anyone tried 7brew..

[noble sparrow]

Nuts

[patent lantern]

@noble sparrow

[serene steeple]

Goodnight

[lilac lagoon]

Guys I need help convincing my parents I can play a M rated game

[patent lantern]

No

Play games like

Slime Rancher

And Minecraft

And Stray maybe

[lilac lagoon]

No please

[patent lantern]

You're still a kid smh

[marsh grove]

What game

[crimson oak]

Hi

[lilac lagoon]

Space marine 2

[marsh grove]

I feel like you can just show them warhammer and theyll be ok with it

[lilac lagoon]

Yeah but my dad has played it and says it's too violent

[primal elm]

nope

[lilac lagoon]

Even though I've been watching him play M rated games since a was 8 or 9

[marsh grove]

Its too violent? Its fantasy violence

[dim wolf]

it’s so good if u have it, try it

[marsh grove]

Thats like saying halo is too violent

[noble sparrow]

@patent lantern

[lilac lagoon]

Yeah that's what I'm going to say and that I can learn more about Warhammer lore

[patent lantern]

Hru

[noble sparrow]

Doing good, wbu?

[patent lantern]

Meh, fine, thanks

[gilded crag]

Oooo good choiceeer

[marsh grove]

Compare it to halo which lots of teens played when your parents were teens

[patent lantern]

Yuss

[lilac lagoon]

Ok

[glossy cradle]

they had a stand in some event here and the line was too long so i ditched it

[noble sparrow]

I’m gaming, wyd?

[lilac lagoon]

Hi dell

[glossy cradle]

hallo

[bronze zenith]

chat I have a question

[glossy cradle]

wassup

[noble sparrow]

Penis

[shy adder]

leng

[patent lantern]

Watching youtube till I leave for work

Wait what

[bronze zenith]

does anyone here knows stuff about motorcycles, I’m starting my course to get my license and wanted to know if any of you had recommendations for good beginner bikes

[noble sparrow]

Goated

[crimson oak]

Nop

[noble sparrow]

YouTube

[patent lantern]

Never personally owned one but from what I've heard Kawasaki Ninjas are good beginner bikes

[glossy cradle]

@austere osprey

[crimson oak]

Just buy bicycle

[marsh grove]

The default in us has always been 300, 400, 500 or 650 no?

[patent lantern]

For sure

[noble sparrow]

Guh

[glossy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-spongebob-spongebob-family-guy-meme-gif-953171777374127741

[bronze zenith]

yeah I think so

[crimson oak]

Nice

Oh wait

[lilac lagoon]

Dell how do I get gif perms?

[crimson oak]

Jason knows motorbikes

[bronze zenith]

think I’ll start small so it’s more forgiving

[glossy cradle]

gif perms is unavailable for a bit

[crimson oak]

@cerulean notch

[marsh grove]

Idk how big you are but the ninja 650 is comfy riding position wise

[austere osprey]

I’ve been summoned

[noble sparrow]

Send him feet pics

[gilded crag]

wait

[lilac lagoon]

Where people spamming crashers

[gilded crag]

even I can't send gifs anymore what

[noble sparrow]

Hi dirty monkeys

[austere osprey]

Kawasaki Ninja 400, Yamaha R3

[glossy cradle]

tell her about bikes and poo

[austere osprey]

Never get used gear

[marsh grove]

Hi mr racist

[austere osprey]

Also it depends on how tall you are

[bronze zenith]

I’m 5’6

[lilac lagoon]

Got it

[glossy cradle]

im like 3ft what should i get

[noble sparrow]

Hello there Neet, hru

[gilded crag]

unicycle

[austere osprey]

Ok ok pretty much starting out get anything under 500cc

[crimson oak]

Milk to grow up

[glossy cradle]

are you making fun of my height

[austere osprey]

Tricycle

[marsh grove]

Great today

[bronze zenith]

Thank you so much

[glossy cradle]

this is tall in smurf town btw

[marsh grove]

The mopeds all the asian aunties have

[lilac lagoon]

Dell check your DMS

[noble sparrow]

Crack a watermelon between your buttcheeks

[austere osprey]

Stay safe ridingggg

[austere osprey]

LMFAOOO

[glossy cradle]

yo

[bronze zenith]

I will! Thanks!

[glossy cradle]

not cool bro... not cool

3ft is the new 6ft

[austere osprey]

There is tricycle races

Where they go down hills on tricycles all fast

I would do it

[crimson oak]

I have seen people wider than your height

[lilac lagoon]

The winner gets breast milk for a year

[chilly hare]

Come… @warm lion

[marsh grove]

Theres midget relay races too

[austere osprey]

Ruined it

[austere osprey]

I love watching these

[glossy cradle]

if i stand on my money im 6 tho

6cm

[austere osprey]

7

[glossy cradle]

explode

now

[lilac lagoon]

Dell check your DMS please

[chilly hare]

When bro talking about how he hates foids so I show him the four foids of the apocalypse but he was larping so he sends me to the psych ward

[austere osprey]

🙁

[noble sparrow]

Idk man, that’s pretty big to me

[nova flax]

I agree

[glossy cradle]

dog hand

[dim wolf]

Dell next time you see it lmk I’ll send you the BEST coffee order

[marsh grove]

Didnt know student debt was that bad

[dim wolf]

@limber rampart do u lot have 7brew

[austere osprey]

I feel like you’ve been in a straight jacket before

[chilly hare]

Not yet

[glossy cradle]

whats so special about it

[austere osprey]

One day. Take a pic when you do

[lilac lagoon]

Dog foot so technically feet pic. Does that mean I can get gif perms

[glossy cradle]

"u lot" larping british to an australian is insane

[dim wolf]

The best of the best

[fringe basalt]

who’s comin to my butt mitzvah🔥💯❓ 🕍✡️

[noble sparrow]

I want someone’s toe pics

[last ridge]

GG @noble sparrow, you just advanced to level 48 !

[austere osprey]

Can I order a straight jacket?

[dim wolf]

I’m not American idk what you’re on about

😹✌️

[glossy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-another-20-trillion-money-isreal-billion-isreal-million-isreal-gif-14749225861519006261

[marsh grove]

Oh.

[noble sparrow]

Goated

[glossy cradle]

yeaa.....

[austere osprey]

Ong I can

[chilly hare]

Why would I?

[glossy cradle]

lets do an identity reveal in chat shall we

[lilac lagoon]

Yes or no I need answers man

[nova flax]

[marsh grove]

Yeah an escape room near me has a bunch

[fringe basalt]

she wanna hang wit an indian she wanna hang wit an indian

[dim wolf]

ok 123.

Im British Iraqi

[glossy cradle]

i literally said its unavailable

[noble sparrow]

What a Jew

[austere osprey]

That’s a hard ass’ pfp

[fringe basalt]

same thing

[glossy cradle]

thats what i would say if i was a liar

[crimson oak]

Oh...
Can I get your number, beauty

[noble sparrow]

Penis

[dim wolf]

you’re British iraqi?

[fringe basalt]

yessir

[chilly hare]

Yeah it is if you were a viltrumite you’d be as strong as the immortal

[dim wolf]

?? Does my thick British accent not give it away

[dim wolf]

Ayyyyy

[devout karma]

lol

[glossy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/mariolord-mariolord14-mario-lord-mario-lord-gif-12993108603153607612

[fringe basalt]

#GayestFuckingSentenceEver,GoFuckAGirlBro

[lean granite]

Do you want me to bark for you

[fringe basalt]

i do think that is what i want if im honest

[lean granite]

Worf worf arf arf

[glossy cradle]

love being told i have a 12 hours shift on a weekend at 12am

[fringe basalt]

how’d u get so good at that man, you been watching my tutorials?

[chilly hare]

You rode me all day like we were on a marathon and now u trynna act like this?

[valid roost]

Don’t leave me

[crimson oak]

Jesus

[fringe basalt]

if you were a girl i would use you for sex

[fringe basalt]

avert your eyes man this is about to get super queer

[crimson oak]

See no evil

[chilly hare]

Yeah I’d do the same to you

Oh wait

I already do

[obtuse igloo]

Woah woah woah

[glossy cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241588254063595703/1271662379490607135/sum_slight_black.gif

man fuck you

[chilly hare]

Nice try Diddyfoid

[glossy cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241588254063595703/1271662379490607135/sum_slight_black.gif

[lean granite]

No I practise barking for Sydney Sweeney all the time

[glossy cradle]

fucked

[chilly hare]

Damnit

[chilly hare]

Bro are you serious

[lilac lagoon]

No spam

[obtuse igloo]

Hahaha

[lean granite]

😭

[crimson oak]

🙈

[chilly hare]

Yeah stop typing like a good boy @fringe basalt

[fringe basalt]

spelt her name like the special needs guy from ice age

[chilly hare]

Dumbass

[glossy cradle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1116597332595720312/1282785400250958006/needsmorejpeg.gif

[lean granite]

Who cares how her name is spelt

[lilac lagoon]

The fuck'

[fringe basalt]

you can open them again i took control of the situation and put him in his place , as i do often

[gilded crag]

holy rigged bro

[surreal obsidian]

brundon go take donut out

[shy adder]

Shes piff

[lean granite]

Actually I got it correct

[chilly hare]

He can’t

[shy adder]

Wordle is literally free

[crimson oak]

Dell when will you owner abuse to give everybody mod

[chilly hare]

No idea what this means but yeah absolutely

[gilded crag]

this one is different, it's a 30 wordle speedrun

[shy adder]

Piff means leng

[lean granite]

What does piff mean that's some next level road lingo

[fringe basalt]

his pimp is very vocal about me not being able to afford a date with him

[gilded crag]

it's also free

[lean granite]

Leng

[shy adder]

PIFF MEANS LENG

[warm lion]

We're literally in bed rn

[lilac lagoon]

If he does it I will likely miss it

[fringe basalt]

she’s a puff man

[shy adder]

Ohh

[lean granite]

She's not madam Joyce

U bum

[crimson oak]

Oh okay

[shy adder]

Leng means attactive

[lean granite]

Ting

[fringe basalt]

oi bmt yh

[lean granite]

Big man ting

[fringe basalt]

@surreal obsidian we’re no longer UN diplomats now we’re american black rappers

[surreal obsidian]

got it

[fringe basalt]

is she dead

[obtuse igloo]

Where’s the Memology minecraft server at

[lean granite]

I swear she's one of ur side tings how would ik

[austere osprey]

A old lady at work handed me a tray of sushi

[fringe basalt]

down @chilly hare’s pants go grab it just avoid his vagina

[obtuse igloo]

Ty

[austere osprey]

I’ll die for her

[obtuse igloo]

Salmonella

[obtuse igloo]

Sell my manna

[austere osprey]

Worth it

[warm lion]

that's not where it's at...

[fringe basalt]

I’m not gettin dejis sloppy seconds maybe olajide but not the other one

[obtuse igloo]

Sell my nanna

[warm lion]

it's down donut's abdomen

[obtuse igloo]

I have Arthur write this

[mystic mason]

I keep fuckinup at work and apologizing like a fool

[tepid crane]

you hate me

[fringe basalt]

fuckin liberals man

[lilac lagoon]

Uh oh Dyno angered Brundon

[full ravine]

W old lady, also a whole fuckin tray??? Yeah protect her with your life

[fringe basalt]

@chilly hare authenticate

[lilac silo]

Joe

Are you

[oblique nexus]

Never apologize for anything, always spit in their drink unless they ask for it, act rude towards everyone, mess up every drink

[lilac silo]

Participating

For jackbox

[oblique nexus]

Only then when you transcend

[lilac silo]

On sunday

[ebon rampart]

@glossy cradle can we do a partnership

[full ravine]

Lock in rat you need your aura and hype moments

[tepid crane]

if you listen to labib you’ll end up on the streets

[austere osprey]

What I’m sayingggg

[devout karma]

Fusionnnn

[austere osprey]

He said no

[warm lion]

i'm looking through it rn

[spare perch]

hey guys x

[lean granite]

This is actually worse than anything I've ever said

[ebon rampart]

You don’t even know him lol

[full ravine]

Past couple of times I've been busy and I can't confirm if I can join next time either but I should be free, I'll tell you if I can join on Saturday or Sunday morning

[spare perch]

is anyone else lowk h0rney rn

[bold temple]

spitting in my drink isn't messing up the drink

[austere osprey]

Your right

[lilac silo]

Okidoki

[full ravine]

[bold temple]

us bro us

[oblique nexus]

I never said it was lil bro

[gilded crag]

yes she does

[vague kite]

Someone from your family could be in this server

[lethal wing]

😚😚😚😚

[glossy cradle]

dm me details mate

[spare perch]

then lets take it to dms

[lilac lagoon]

Yeah like doga

[vague kite]

Woah what

No

[mystic mason]

Im too locked in

[bold temple]

implied son

[full ravine]

@oblique nexus

[tepid crane]

yuck

[mystic mason]

Anyway someone mail me 60$

[tepid crane]

take your love elsewhere

[austere osprey]

I’m cooking up the best presentation

[lilac lagoon]

Damn straight to the point

[oblique nexus]

Ragebait used to be believable 😮‍💨

[ebon rampart]

Ok

[full ravine]

Isn't he a handsome fella

[oblique nexus]

Now I have to kill myself, good going dude

[full ravine]

Nooooo don't do that 🥺

Lexi

[analog dust]

cam we have 1 trivia before i die again for months

[magic ridge]

mark
give me the zucc

[analog dust]

hiii joe

[full ravine]

Hi lexi

[bold temple]

ragebait only exists if u let it exist, uncle

[full ravine]

Hru

[austere osprey]

I agree

[oblique nexus]

No, trivia was banned

[full ravine]

I think this warrants a demotion

[lilac lagoon]

You forgot the "ewwwww nooooo" part

[analog dust]

I'm so cooked how are you joe

[analog dust]

do we beg them

[magic ridge]

promotion?

[analog dust]

what

💔💔

[oblique nexus]

Yeah, you can thank shorty

[ebon rampart]

@glossy cradle check DMs

[lilac lagoon]

Which one?

[full ravine]

It's midnight and I'm curious about what kind of wood my wardrobe is made out of

[analog dust]

time to leave memeology for real this time

[full ravine]

#baneveeyoneandleave

[analog dust]

good luck on your research

[oblique nexus]

True

[analog dust]

my trivia 💔💔💔💔💔

no...

[fringe basalt]

i was thinking about who you are, your delicate point of view, i was thinkin about youuuu im not worried about where you are, who you go home to im just thinkin about you

[magic ridge]

i remember it being something else but yk what i won't even ask

[vague kite]

Nah just no is enough

[mystic mason]

Im working 2 fucking jobs and i still only have 40$ in my bank account

God strike me down

[vague kite]

So relatable gang

[fringe basalt]

@wide trench do what u do bro bless this woman

[full ravine]

Please Donald trump if you can hear us make a carton of eggs cost 20$

[analog dust]

pointless power point 😂😂😂😂

[bold temple]

turdle

[full ravine]

Powerless point

[lilac lagoon]

But where is the fun in that?

[devout karma]

Turtle

[obtuse igloo]

[devout karma]

[analog dust]

Powerpoint less

[devout karma]

[upper vortex]

:(

[full ravine]

Mood

[full ravine]

Power blunt

[full ravine]

Hi malz

[gilded crag]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-glorpshit-glorp-alien-cat-absolute-glorpshit-gif-18306938658275033915

[full ravine]

Are those yoguih cards

Or however you spell them

[devout karma]

[full ravine]

[glass drift]

Yu-Gi-Oh

[lilac lagoon]

I love my colour role

[full ravine]

Lmao Nerd

[lilac lagoon]

Noooo it's gone

[mystic mason]

I have no idea

What im doing

[lilac lagoon]

How could they do this to me

[mystic mason]

Being an adult isnt real

[gilded crag]

I can't tell if tox is snoring or not

[upper vortex]

do americans not get paid per week

[full ravine]

Rat are you ok?

[mystic mason]

No

Im not

[lilac lagoon]

Who is tox?

[mystic mason]

im actually losing it

[full ravine]

Financial trouble?

[gilded crag]

I get paid weekly

[mystic mason]

This must be punishment for whatever i did

[upper vortex]

you've never alone thou

[mystic mason]

Financial and school

Ive bit off more than i can chew

[full ravine]

If it makes you feel any better I got a grand total of 20$ to last me till the end of the month 🔥

[full ravine]

Nah you can handle it I believe in you, you've made it this far I think you'll be able to push through it

[short nexus]

What did you do?

[mystic mason]

I have to write my thesis prospectus in 3 weekks

I have like 4 final projects to do

Interview for a research position

Final exams

2 jobs

and an internship i have to finish up

God damn

[full ravine]

Sounds like a very busy schedule 😭

[mystic mason]

Im complaining like this wasn’t a choice

Man

[vague kite]

They say if everything feels tough now, something good will happen soon after

[full ravine]

Itll pay off tho

[glass drift]

i know what to do

give up

[full ravine]

Dont

[mystic mason]

I have no idea what to do my thesis on

[mystic mason]

True

[full ravine]

What's your major even

[mystic mason]

Geology and architecture

Man

[glass drift]

go to the cat and pet the cat = life gets better

[crisp hazel]

I do

[sharp jungle]

Purring

[surreal obsidian]

im going to take geology rat

[mystic mason]

Cant pet the cat

[surreal obsidian]

geology and geohazards

[crisp hazel]

Bi weekly is more popular I think tho

[sharp jungle]

Strawberry milk 🩷

[mystic mason]

Im at work and shes at home

[mystic mason]

So much fun

I love geology so much

[full ravine]

I spent a entire minute trying to come up with a joke here but gave up

[sharp jungle]

Good

Freak

[glass drift]

bring your cat to work day, and with day i mean every day

[surreal obsidian]

i got my hands on my first mineral sample that i will add to my new collection that im starting, not locally sourced, have yet to find that locality though

[crisp hazel]

Nerd

[full ravine]

Put a straw in his berries call that strawberry milk

[mystic mason]

Put it in yo mouth

[surreal obsidian]

like every geologist would do

[sharp jungle]

I’m drowning in his strawberry milk

[mystic mason]

Its a legitimate testing criteria

[full ravine]

Rock fans when they see a cool rock (it's really fuckin cool)

[mystic mason]

Although it only helps with like calcite things

I love rocks

[coral barn]

@cunning plover cutie

[surreal obsidian]

well its kyanite

so aluminium silicate

[lilac lagoon]

My dog just ate cow shit'

[sharp jungle]

What are the odds I get my parents to meow with me

[crisp hazel]

You say it like you have experience putting rock hard things in your mouth

[full ravine]

My mom did a lot of chemistry in uni and would tell me how she would identity chemicals using taste so much to the point where the professors had to ban using any toxic chemicals in tests because everyone would just taste the chemicals

[surreal obsidian]

i can show you a picture later rat

[full ravine]

Unfortunately higher than you might think, a freak doesn't fall far from the freaktree

[surreal obsidian]

i have a few minerals im thinking of buying

[full ravine]

Isn't that the blue rock that's cool asf

[mystic mason]

Thats would make me quite happy

[shy adder]

thats so cool

[mystic mason]

I have quite a few basic rocks but also the typical mineral kits for identification practice

I treasure them

Im so sad

God

[surreal obsidian]

Willemite, pyromorphite, black fluorite, lapis lazuli, limonite, and galena is what im thinking off buying

[crisp hazel]

Are they the kind you crush into a spoon and put up your nose

[surreal obsidian]

no

[upper vortex]

ah

[mystic mason]

Yeah im supposed to get paid biweekly

But my boss is a bum

Its been 3 weeks

[upper vortex]

wdym supposed

this wouldn't even be allowed for a nanosecond here

[mystic mason]

Yeah the place i work for is very

Not run properly

[upper vortex]

:((

[full ravine]

Isn't that like 6 missed paychecks from him

[mystic mason]

The guys in the kitchen only get paid in cash if you catch my drift

[full ravine]

Can we jump your boss

Collectively

[mystic mason]

Its an alright job tho

Flexible and lax

I juts hate the people

[full ravine]

Rip

[mystic mason]

My new job

Im not sure what the pay period is

[full ravine]

How do you not know 😭

How did you sign up for a job without knowing when you get paid

[surreal obsidian]

in order

[mystic mason]

i was desperate

[mystic mason]

Oh wow those are great samples

[surreal obsidian]

this is what im planning to buy

[devout karma]

Whoa cool collection

[mystic mason]

Beautiful

[full ravine]

🔥

[upper vortex]

lapis lazuli

[mystic mason]

Ive been wanting to get ny hands on some lapis lazuli

[surreal obsidian]

the lapis lazuli, willemite and black fluorite fluoresces

[full ravine]

Lapiz lazuli has a really nice color

[surreal obsidian]

i believe they said the lapis flouresces due to there being black fluorite in it iirc

[full ravine]

Minecraft enchanting 🔥

[mystic mason]

I think my favorite piece is a coral fossil i found during a mini dig

Favorite overall mineral has to be obsidian

God i love geology

[full ravine]

Obsidian is surprising pretty

Minecraft made it look ugly

[mystic mason]

Yeah

[surreal obsidian]

i have been looking for this kyanite locality near where i live, yet to find it, extremely much moss

hard to find

[cerulean notch]

@crimson oak bitch’

[surreal obsidian]

i know where it should theoretically be

but the area is filled w so much moss

and the locality might be small

[full ravine]

Holding back from recommending one of my favorites mangas just because it's based on geology

[mystic mason]

God i want a moldavite piece so bad

[surreal obsidian]

ruri rocks?

[mystic mason]

Drop the name

[cerulean notch]

My favourite mineral is cummingtonite’

[mystic mason]

Jason you are evil

[full ravine]

Nah that one is good but houski no Kuni is the one I mean

[cerulean notch]

Dr stone?

[full ravine]

Close enough 😭

[cerulean notch]

My ex studied geology at uni she taught me that one lmao

[full ravine]

Houski no Kuni or land of lustrous

[surreal obsidian]

idk kyanite is probably one of my favorite minerals

[sharp jungle]

You were correct

[light cave]

yo

[mystic mason]

Let me date your ex

[sharp jungle]

They do indeed meow with me

[surreal obsidian]

if i find the locality some day rat i will ping you

[full ravine]

Sighhhhhhhh Adams gonna meet your family and just see a grown up father and mother version of you

[surreal obsidian]

and i will show images

[ivory wyvern]

Wsp gng

[sharp jungle]

He’s already met them

[full ravine]

I can't imagine being in the same room as tea let alone 3

[mystic mason]

Booty want coin coin

[sharp jungle]

I was getting my nephew to bark

[full ravine]

Just how far does the freak go throughout your family tree

[halcyon lake]

crypto?

[sharp jungle]

Unfortunately too far

[mystic mason]

I need to hit the gym

[full ravine]

Extended family? Nah extended freakency

[mystic mason]

They made him walk the plank for this

[sharp jungle]

LOL

[halcyon lake]

ohh

cool

[lilac lagoon]

Its all freaky

[last ridge]

GG @lilac lagoon, you just advanced to level 30 !

[full ravine]

Plunder his pockets

[sharp jungle]

I’d never make you walk the plank skoobs ♥️

[mystic mason]

Shiver me timbers

[upbeat lark]

Whats good chat

[mystic mason]

I hate sitting and doing nothing at work

[sharp jungle]

Plunder his booty

[lean granite]

Took time out of ur day to write that btw

[surreal obsidian]

rat i will tell you if i get into the geology studies i want

[mystic mason]

I could be working on school work

Ahhhhggg

[full ravine]

Do it then

[mystic mason]

I wish you the best!

[sharp jungle]

Would

[surreal obsidian]

idk when results will be in, probably around summer

[halcyon lake]

would

[mystic mason]

I biggest regret is being too stupid to pursue geology fully

[full ravine]

What career options does studying geology give

[surreal obsidian]

im pursuing it fully

[surreal obsidian]

area planning, geohazards, studying the earths history

the mine branch

[halcyon lake]

im soo gassy today

[mystic mason]

Im taking a mining class rn and its so

Ofd

[full ravine]

Sounds like good specialized money

[surreal obsidian]

i can earn around 100k a year here

usd

iirc

[full ravine]

Why tf did I go into medicine when I could've been studying rocks

[mystic mason]

Its not in the states tho

Like 60k unless you’re going into oil or rare mineral mining

[halcyon lake]

you can study ancient poop

equal pay

[surreal obsidian]

nvm

123k

[gloomy topaz]

To get 100k here you have to be related to someone in a company

[mystic mason]

I want nothing more than to work as a geologist for the park service

[hollow terrace]

poop

[full ravine]

Go to Saudi Arabia and just make more money than you care to count

[hollow terrace]

I’m going to sell oil

[quaint ridge]

HEY GUYSSS

[mystic mason]

I would sooner hang myself than compromise my morals for money

[surreal obsidian]

average salary for a geologist in norway

[halcyon lake]

damn

[tepid crane]

but money is nice to have

[full ravine]

Somehow better than 90% of people

[devout karma]

Lmao

[halcyon lake]

yes

im the 90% of people

[lilac lagoon]

Give it time

[gilded crag]

joe do you like my camera

[full ravine]

Where

[halcyon lake]

oki

[hollow terrace]

do not the spam

[halcyon lake]

im pooping rn 💩

[gilded crag]

do not the spam

[valid roost]

Devalicious

Dev

[gilded crag]

Annieeeee

[valid roost]

Devalicious

Dev

[gilded crag]

Annalicious

[valid roost]

Dev

Devalicious

[gilded crag]

Annie

[valid roost]

Dev

Hiiiii

[gilded crag]

Annie

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[valid roost]

Hru

[full ravine]

He should pay child support

[gilded crag]

Im good just bored bru

hru

[valid roost]

I’m fantastic thx <3

[gilded crag]

yayyy

[surreal obsidian]

@mystic mason would it be ok to ping you if i have geology stuff i'd like to show off

[valid roost]

you should become unbored so ur even better

[halcyon lake]

my camera

[torpid egret]

yoooo famleee

[valid roost]

Why would they disrupt his SLUMBER

[full ravine]

His slumber is undisturbed, he didn't let it bother him

[valid roost]

Geology

I love rocks

[full ravine]

Ok I'm literally falling asleep

Goodnight

[valid roost]

Gn Joe

[oblique nexus]

Hop on

[valid roost]

Hopping dih

[halcyon lake]

gn small dih big dreams

good dreams I meant

[novel oriole]

I’ve finally been unbanned

I was banned for 3 years

Don’t believe me check mod logs

[oblique nexus]

Idk how

[novel oriole]

Bros a mod and doesn’t know how to

[oblique nexus]

I never read the rules

[torpid egret]

bro got the job without applying

[glossy cradle]

bro went to the test without studying

[torpid egret]

bro flew without wings

[gloomy topaz]

[halcyon lake]

[gloomy topaz]

[gilded crag]

goat dev

[gloomy topaz]

[short nexus]

@valid roost i trimmed the mohawk

[bold cape]

lovely evening

[tepid crane]

rah rah rah

[tepid crane]

awwwww

[lilac lagoon]

Awww

[glossy cradle]

goysheep

[warm lion]

goysheep is crazy

[bold cape]

your son is here too

[lilac lagoon]

It's so fluffy

[bold cape]

what the hell is goy

[glossy cradle]

goybuffalo

[glossy cradle]

goyim

[lilac lagoon]

He looks under fed

[bold cape]

he is a rescue

he has put around 12 pounds on since we got him

but the vet says he’s good just a lean puppy

[gilded crag]

5000 calories

[lilac lagoon]

Give that boy some food got fatten up for winter

[bold cape]

nah he’s okay

don’t want an obese dog

[sterile arrow]

Hard

[gloomy topaz]

I am

[sterile arrow]

I hate everything you stand for

[halcyon lake]

im scratching my head

[willow frigate]

Reminds me of coraline

[sterile arrow]

Id rather fight scarecrow than the mom from coraline

[gloomy topaz]

[sterile arrow]

Just not injustice 2

[sterile arrow]

Know that if encouraging suicide wasn’t a rule

[sterile arrow]

You wouldve heard it from me first

[gloomy topaz]

[sterile arrow]

Ruined my damn joke too man

Fuck you

I hate this fucking server

Timing your ass out for a week

[dapper river]

thragg when u take the dirty skull away from him

[sterile arrow]

Take your damn heart emoji with you

[willow frigate]

Valid opinion 😭 😭

[sterile arrow]

He keeps it clean

[dapper river]

WELL have u seen absolute wo face

two

[sterile arrow]

We have

[austere osprey]

Bro my work keeps feeding me

[warm lion]

valid crashout

[dapper river]

bro is there when thragg cleans the skull

[willow frigate]

Bro

He looks

So cool

[sterile arrow]

They are trying to get you fat and slow roast you like shawarma meat

[dapper river]

he has the 12 inches bust down

[acoustic ore]

[dapper river]

need his hair routine

[summer reef]

i have 13 inches

[austere osprey]

That’s what I’m thinking the old lady here kinda gives me cannibalism vibes

[dapper river]

shut uop polsk

[timid vigil]

[sterile arrow]

Big ass nostrils

[summer reef]

wrong...

[dapper river]

is this a joke

[austere osprey]

Imagine having too big of a dih

You can’t do anything

[sterile arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/long-hair-hair-fabulous-silk-smooth-silk-gif-6727254716065808112

[sterile arrow]

Is it?

[dapper river]

literally him

[sterile arrow]

I know what a damn bust down is

[dapper river]

no it sucks

[austere osprey]

Well well welll

[dapper river]

goood for u

genius

is this condoning

[sterile arrow]

100%

[austere osprey]

Y’all should get a perm

[dapper river]

can we demote him

[lilac lagoon]

I thought it would be blonde

[sterile arrow]

Trust your gut

[sterile arrow]

Fuck no

[dapper river]

hahaha say that to mark

[sterile arrow]

Perms are ugly

[dapper river]

BAHAHHAAHHAAH

[sterile arrow]

Just have good genetics

[austere osprey]

Them broccoli heads

[dapper river]

sonnn

[austere osprey]

Did trivia happen?

[dapper river]

saw the pointless powerpoint announcement and wow

[sterile arrow]

I feel awkward

[dapper river]

this server needs to wilt

[tepid crane]

MY BABYYYYY

[sterile arrow]

Laughed at their own joke

[austere osprey]

I need to win this

[sterile arrow]

I js feel bad atp

[dapper river]

fuck' yeah

[austere osprey]

I’m actually going to participate

[dapper river]

tf

😂

[sterile arrow]

Never man your ass js want nitro

[dapper river]

if u dont laugh at ur own jokes, what u doing

[austere osprey]

I refuse to pay for it now I have to resort to this

[sterile arrow]

You dont give a damn about the trivia

[austere osprey]

LOL

[warm lion]

she's trying to be me clorox since i got nitro for the last trivia

im that joated

[sterile arrow]

Check your dm slay

[austere osprey]

I’m scared

[sterile arrow]

Ill just buy it

[dapper river]

it looksufly

ugly

[austere osprey]

Bruh no I need to earn it

[warm lion]

you're such a hater solar

always hating on me

[austere osprey]

It’s ok trust if I don’t earn it it’s like rewarding bad behavior

[dapper river]

i am everything

[warm lion]

well well well

[warm lion]

?

[austere osprey]

I’m so sick of you

[dapper river]

right?

[sterile arrow]

Dont put it that way

[warm lion]

?

[dapper river]

needs to be skinned

[warm lion]

the hate train for me is wild

i should be loved here

and respected

[austere osprey]

Ok that sounds bad

[dapper river]

i love u dale'

ur so great

[austere osprey]

Ty tho big g but I got this

[warm lion]

i love you too solar

you're also great

[sterile arrow]

I dont believe in your luck what so ever

[austere osprey]

I will have the presentation

[sterile arrow]

Just know that