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its extremely easy to make
what did he say about it
Let’s make it together :3
I have never seen seafood like that before
Are you rich ?
she melted cheese into milk and put in frozen vegetables and poured it on a piece of salmon and served it to me
I’m riching it
SARAH ASKING LIKE SHE ISNT $$$$
she went fishing in chernobyl
😭😭😭😭
Chat do I get my coworker to buy me lunch and then I immediately go home
like serve the community (steal country's valuable resources) or serve the community (take pictures of starving people)
he loves kenya my parents got married there, he just hasnt gone back because busy - it means a lot to him though
say less
not at all
like go there not tell anyone serve and go back
I hateeeeposting my good deeds
Looks like a stomach ache on a plate
👋👋👋👋
I asked didn’t say we’d take you dell ??
Then you’re useless to me
do u guys have corned beef?
-1 reya'a points
it looks like vomit on a plate
GG @hollow terrace, you just advanced to level 6 !
What’s reya
yipie
Sarah
almost my name
I’ve heard of reya
dont you think thats kinda upsetting
morning
Awh ur name is cute
Probably
that's a bad joke 😭
رياء
nope
But that’s real
I always think of mo farah when I eat it
hallo
O
Weren't you indian
Letters
Boobs
Boobs
you think im stupid dont u
hey guys
when I think of a joke I’ll say
zahoora hii
Ohhh I get it
love em
Can you stop cooking like jesus Ive never seen you eat anything that I thought was delicious
Who don't
zahura and sahara
Lord have mercy
HIIII
I DIDNT MAKE IT
real
You should get some then
What type of bagel flies? ||A plain (plane) one||
should I just go by my real name
hi
i think i was told im from everywhere on earth at this point
thanks for the brackets, i wouldve never understood without it
Those cant be that delicious fr
hi
he’s columbian
no
hiii
Jussst in case
hru
hallo
Gt928401
hi dell
oh okay
i genuinely might kill you
oh okay
Thanks Dell, that means a lot actually
hruuuu
Ahahahahhaa
Last thing i remember you being an indian egyptian billionaire honestly
not here at least
helo
no I’m jk I don’t even go my irl bruh
I dont cook like a kitchen terrorist
r u peurto rican
im only the latter
I go by zahoora
I got one
I already lose my apetite to eat my dinnah
what's upp
Putaa
😭
hi
yea valid
tired sad washed out
you the joke
Hey what’s red and smells like blue paint
why's that
please dont
No no mine first
i dont wanna say it anymore
yes
hi
😭😭🙏🙏🙏
uni exams on exams on exams
tells us the joke
wait no joking
go ahead sarah
Wrong reply
what smells like beans but looks like witch craft
Aahhhh I love you
totally
love you 🧚
i have midterms too 
Hey what’s red and smells like blue paint
I meant it to someone else trust , go on
Red paint
poor girly I hope you do well on all
Me
❤️
I really hope so
likewisee, best of luck
wait idk
fortnie
Red paint
okok
are u fr red paint
I roll in da paint
my turn
Just leav the server at this point
your joke time
this one is a knee slapper
@glossy cradle wanna hear a construction joke
@glossy cradle
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasures?
|| he’s a little shellfish||

You
I am
black and yellow
Your funny looking
and
Oh that’s not the joke
Imagine becoming the best memer in memelogy.
It was this server's dream few months ago.
So ksi and vikstar
Sorry keep going
Ksi
are you 39
makes you laugh
Batman
Close to it, I’m 37
hi
they are48 years
and
Tutto passa
BROTHER JUST SAY THE JOKE
I knew it
u have mom jokes
Did you see this joke Dell
The laughing emoji
I love to go to my best friend's home so much idk why
@glossy cradle are you always like this
no wait lemme finish my joke
sybau u have anime matching pfp
What’s the bloody joke say it all at once
and cant swim
Sheik drug dealer how much you sellijg 5g for
okay sorry
lululemon got cancelled
What does that have to do with it
tell daddys joke
throwing away all of mine
ill start over again
Why
left chat for a bit and he's still here
Dell I’m bout to block you
And?
Piss off
u said black and yellow
THEY CAUSE c word
Wasn't it black and yellow
A cow
He doesn’t know how to say a joke
stop interrupting maybe
shit' joke
Is it a cow
C word
the answer is a bee
no wait
I think its time you retire unc
what do you call a Russian man with 3 testicles
His name
and cant swim
what do you call fish and chips
Eugenicabolicov
Bee
i'm gonna cry
a bee
victim of chernobyl
Thats not my name tho
What’s the c word
Huh
Brother, retire
*snipe
@glossy cradle what do you call an illegally parked frog? ||toad||
OHHHHH
That caught me offguard dell
HOW
I laughed
Viltrumites straightening out their hands after the mildest of inconveniences
hahaha thats a good one
ILL SEND WAIT
i told u its a knee slapper
what do u call
Never say a joke or riddle ever again
a bullet
You are so bad at this
in my head
Okay
İbrahim tatlıses
riddle me this batman
okay i have another one to redeem myself
A dream come true
what do you call me drinking vodka
I’d say something like
thats still you
can I say one
no that’s an alcoholic
Bladder
hi
Ong
hihi
Omg
That was good kitten
don't continue
That’s so bad
thanks
Huh
you should continue
Do you have another?
Did u see it
Welcome dunder mifflin employee sheldor.
yeah
Go on
If you say it all in one go then I’ll listen
im gonna stop eating after dinner bro
Yeah
what
what
alright
Dell you should sell a e-course about how to make jokes as funny as yours
Please no
If prices go down I’m still getting
apples, huh?
Some idc
alright
i gained 6 kg after a holiday
😭🙏
Lolz
They have like hormone imbalances
I can get it again
Stopppp I’m in bits 😭
lolz
what does asian obama say
who would buy that
Real
thanks
Me
What
kfc
"let me be queer"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hello taiwan
Is that your cat?
so what's the deal with pandas?
Hahaha
That’s so bad
i hate you so much
LMMFAOIAIAOOAOAOAOOAOAOA
clears throught
No 
throat
We love you too dell its aight
sighs very loudly
im leaving the typo actually i think it adds to it
thank you ace
Omg I need to wash panda he’s so tainted
But never do those again i beg
what do you call a trans dinosaur
Dell do you have an another one
🫂
i have another one
Brother no please
do you enjoy pain
Shoot me
a lickalotofpuss
Yeah
If it was then would you let me pet it?
Yes hi
what do you call a boat that can fly
airship
motorboat
Why do melons have weddings?
|| because they cantaloupe (can’t elope)||
i wish i never had you
what's the joke
you can get away with this because you're beautiful
Thank you :3
Dell so whats the answer to yours
okay
i said it
o*
That wasnt that greatto be honest
he said that too
Who said what now
You lot are on drugs istg
Very fast boat
GG @lilac lagoon, you just advanced to level 29 !
Her
Tell me where the plug at i need to try whatever dell takin
@glossy cradle take notes from sarah
what is she saying
Magic
Jokes
yall making a stand up in vc?
who don't lvl 1 gyatt rizzlers dont fight each other
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
||his parents were in a jam :(||
lemme
YES LAAO
peak
Oooh
what do u call a gay horny' indian
cuz they got no butts
Cowboy butts drive me nuts
Dell
British?
You
@solemn folio dress up again kitten
Thats actually jokes
i farted cuz of that joke
I shat myself

anyways
An actually funny joke good for you
thought u were gonna say vico
Dell when his subs start unionizing
I should've
We need more jokes
An englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a bar...
He has returned dear god
As always
Wales is outcasted
mew
Hello Mak how is your dog
hyi
Knock knock
Who is there
Interrupting doctor
Its interrupting seal bru
You have cancer
Wrong joke
And given their shared love for tea, their shared belief in dwarfs and pots full of cash and their shared fear of the Lochness monster, they all trip over since they are stupid.
Peak
Oh yeah ace what happend with the radar and explosion?
First time ever seeing blake on general
Who's exploding
It piped down at like 6am, i got myself a nice 30 hour sleep before getting ready for uni to take 3 exams
You...
same even i piped it down at 6 am
And it was drones getting hit by the defense systems
good luckkkk
Oh god
So all good 
Ok
@glossy cradle are you talking to your kittens?
Now that's a story to tell the descendents
hi toto
Hi
hi
most definitely
Shit'
If i live for that long
Oh god
Sigma
ohhhh shittings dis not good saar
Dell acting hella sus
Hes getting more jokes
im giving them a puzzle
@magic ridge STOP CHANGING COLOUR EVERY DAY
Bro said lemme have a peek mf been there for almost 20 mins
Mhm right
FAT CVNT
WHY WOULD I STOP
DAMN
ITS WEIRD
This color cool tho
EVERYDAY WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ONE OF YOUR NEW PERSONALITY
WHO'S WEE???
ARE YOU FRENCH
Oui
France
WE AS MEMEOLOGY
Oui oui
Pee pee
syfm
Wee wee
Im gonna find you
Виви
anyone here on youtube
ight bet
I-
I must be better 😔
witha channel thats active ig
Ban memeology
Ban
french
Nooooo
Ban everyone and leave
mudt
Memeology cant be banned, its where I met my kitten
I need to come back here when I’m 80 to relive my youth
Memeo can’t be banned. It’s where I met my wifey
Sell memeology to reddit
Manifesting for you
She don't exist
Well I met one wifey here. She’s just not here anymore
So now I have to find a new one
Surely
edating
Behold myself
"kids, this is where me and your mother first met eachother"
where did toma go
edating
Oh so the women can have wifeys but when I want one
Left
Demoted and left
Real
Why leave?
why they get demoted?
Black Heartbroken emo grunge pfps
What why
Idk
She was a fun mod
Yeah
Yeah so did I. They were also insanely good at fort
Anyways

I keep switching from being in s star wars mood to being in a bloodborne mood
Hi Flame
Lady hear me tonight!!!
Yo josh
Yall might be hearing from the alcoholic me tonight
Oh boy
I somehow found a third of a bottle
Oooh warthunder first please
Best version of flame
Sitting in my freezer
Please commit a war crime tonight
I can play with ya later but i cant talk
I think I have to do school anyway 😔
💔
Drunk flame is best flame also what kind of booze is it?
Just vodka
Ooh fancy
😭 really aint
Do you have any fruit juice?
straight vodka gives poor frat bro
So no golden eagles 😔
Id wish
Is dell done with making more jokes
gang
Was he saying crazy stuff?
Yeah he's talking to his kittens
Wouldn't say crazy but the jokes almost made me kms
Bro gave them a puzzle 💀🙏
30 mins "imma just have a peek"
he was a white patriot
Hi Brundon how is your dog
she was breathing in my face a minute ago and she got fish breath bro
hi
Oh no mine is flopped on a pillow
what’s yours name
Luna
@proud lodge 

wish villa would piss off
Along her back she has a little golden line so she looks like a toasted marshmallow
Mr Good Ebening is up your hole
Hey Brundon do you dress your dog up for Halloween
@coral igloo Tomadachi Life and new Fort update today
Exciting the game I'm playing doesn't have updates
West London happiest moment
Good
Kill everything
Boomers too
Kill everyone ban everyone and leave
even myself ?
Hello
hii hruu
Why not save everything
Shut up foid
I want to watch you pound him so hard
Will you join aftv if they win the league
Invisible

Fair enough
Ryan got that invincible treatment lol
W Clavvy
W diggle
Ayo

:3
hello
Hi
yoo
balls
Hey everyone 👋
I’m bored and curious at the same time 😂
I’m looking to connect with some of you and have good convo
My dm’s open 👀
Stop talking dude
Die
@summer pebble hop on jjs I’m trynna crack
Hey everyone 👋
I’m bored and curious at the same time 😂
I’m looking to connect with some of you and have good convo
My dm’s open 👀
Hey everyone 👋
I’m bored and curious at the same time 😂
I’m looking to connect with some of you and have good convo
My dm’s open 👀
Hmmmmm
Hacked or troll
@rain sand
Hey everyone 👋
I’m bored and curious at the same time 😂
I’m looking to connect with some of you and have good convo
My dm’s open 👀
Hey everyone 👋
I’m bored and curious at the same time 😂
I’m looking to connect with some of you and have good convo
My dm’s open 👀
Everyone just wanna be me smh 😂✌️
He he he
hey
DT joined isis so strangers things have happened
display name Sophie username Helen fuckin dumbass foid
same i am to lazy to write full message so thanks @lilac lagoon
Blud used all his brainpower when it comes to the tings
😂 i’m recruiting for my island
Hey everyone 👋
I’m bored and curious at the same time 😂
I’m looking to connect with some of you and have good convo
My dm’s open 👀
hmmmm
Ooooh can I be invited?
I'll bring my dog
nicee
yeah bro more the merrier man
Yay yay
@lean granite i pressed marlon last night with my goons
Hi everyone 👋🏼
Im fucking' tired and not tired at the same time
Im looking for a e-gf dm if interested (includes pay too)
This is a joke btw
Dont dm me 😭
lol
📸📸📸📸

Aww man I can't be your gf
Oy run me ur Ps or ur gonna get cheffed
@magic ridge do ur job
Woah Woah woah
Don't lie my new name is cold innit see what I done there
dev help
@magic ridge do ur job
yes
ight
k
he left
IK
took you long enough
?w 1407269805362249838
Omega
he didn't left
should i left??
mf typing
No
ok bro
we will make an exception this time
Can you do that for me?
STOP CHANGING COLOUR GODDAMIT
NO
Thanks
tf is happening
Magic
What’s up chat
GG @bronze zenith, you just advanced to level 3 !
yay
ok so boom man like me yh goin chicken shop oi boss i beg you buss man a wing and chips fam bmt yh
yoooo my slime
on a quick ting brev @ember wagon
I miss f1
Tis ping ting gon ruin it
Baked beans bum thug gon chew it
then become dev devstappen
😂mic drop
I have a chess tournament in an hour and a half
yessir

are you gonna lose?
The past 2 ive done ive lost a combined 50 elo
So probably
I got 11th last week and got 72nd and 96th this week
NO I BELIEVE IN YOU
third time is the charm
Real
you're gonna go on a never ending streak of loosing
I hope
not
We should see what warns the mods have
😂
?warnings @gilded crag
n word bypass - y - <t:1641771412:R>
textwall y - <t:1641359603:R>
hate speech -a - <t:1640903834:R>

Damn
a patriot brother
Get more mods in here
@magic ridge ... 🥀
wa?
Bruuuh
Let's see your warns
nah you good
Suspicious
?warnings @willow frigate
There are no warnings
LAME
What about me?
I'll be surprised if I have a warn
SIGMA BOY!!!!!
?warnings @feral kraken
There are no warnings
@gilded crag can u vc
Oh
Still squeaky clean
And cropped it with the hidden thing to where only the r showed
I remember that
People used to do with nicecar
Ive never said the n word
Yeah
Thats why I call you Big D
My hate speech warn was deserved
And the textwall was literally explaining chess to someone who asked lol
I wonder flames warning
Lol
@acoustic ore josh bro i literally can't even buy anything I'm so mad
Allow this drill nonsense
Where did the kol pama pfp go
hello
Hi Andrew
Shawarma…
I could eat a Theseus
Fair do you think I could ever be mod?
I’m not edible though man
I’m evil
This cat is me
Dang it
Yohoho
Theseus do you think I would be a good mod?
It's gone coz he's washed
Just like the rest of the squad
@chilly hare can you snap back
you’re making me feel unloved
and un wanted
and fat
He doesn’t love anyone except himself
He only snaps back if he’s into you
Wdym?
Theseus do you think I would be a good mod?
Stop. You are not getting mod ever. You have been told this
I mean it's worth a try
?warnings 1382745833883177085
Implied sexualization of kids -a - <t:1761840930:R>
It’s not
Fine
Yikes-
I doubt there is ever a chance of me becoming a mod as well
What have I walked into
One 2 many bad memes
Once I'm able to I will still apply. You miss every shot you don't take and all that
I think one of the memes i sent was a unjust warn but thats a story for a different day
I just want image perms but don't want to waste my life for level 80
Hello
Hi flopper
Hi😔
Sent a meme😔
Smh
Hru?
Hello guys
Good my dog is sleepy
Hello
Nice
Hiii
How are ya
Hi doga
I'm good and you
Heya Atomic, how goes it
Tired
Dang

Relatable
Doing good 👍
good to hear
I accidentally slept 2 hours more than I was gonna so now I don't have time to do the stuff I wanted to do before work
I regret my meme decisions
What about me

RIP


I only regret 1 of my memes decisions
I bought my first steam games
I regret none
Oooo what games did you get
I was told I had a small chance a very small chance
Brother its not that deep
Just a discord server mod
Hollow knight, hollow knight silksong, batman arkham knight and nier automata
Nice!
Do you want to see what got me my warn?
Not worth trying
I took a screenshot of your warning!
Yeah that's fine
I mean
Thats one way to get blacklisted
Why
Thank youuu

Hmmmm let me think
?warnings 867724768912605184
George Floyd meme -R - <t:1769881781:R>
nword bypass -a - <t:1740858019:R>
encouraging suicide (bypass) -r - <t:1739959447:R>
encoraging suicide -r - <t:1699900787:R>
light nsfw sticker -a - <t:1699881779:R>
f slur bypass -a - <t:1685638847:R>
ear rape -a - <t:1664884373:R>
link bypass -y - <t:1662560731:R>
I wanna get Hollow Knight
Yea i got this
Uhhh idk actually
It's a good game
Yessss
Amazing game
As I've heard
YO! Check this out!
Hey Josh 
Hey Doga 👋
Whats my warnings ?
How are you?
Hi
Silksong is way harder tho so I recommend playing the first one
Pretty good. Oreo cream pudding and empanadas:)
how are you?
Three umbilical cords
Aura
Been playing through it all i got say is bile water desirves to get nuked
Ooooo yummy, good to hear
I'm tired, and I accidentally slept 2 hours more than I was gonna
slept through my alarm
What 
Bro you sexualised children how the f- is this aura?!
Hmmm
Dell said mine was aura
…
Hai andrew 
Bilewater deserves to be thrown of the face of the earth. And that stupid boss runback is sooooo annoying
Oh dang. Did you at least rest well?
hello
How ya doin
Hello
Andrew
i’m at the gym
yes
Good job
thank you
I’m doing chest later today

I’m also cutting and it’s hell
i’m doing push right neow
I have like no energy
Rip
I miss ppl
Due to work I have to do one muscle group
i do ul ppl
I have to do chest, back, legs, arms, legs
i don’t have to try to cut bc my stimulants make me have no appetite
all i do is eat yogurt and beef
what sweet treat should i get from the shop
I’m down to 162-163 rn from 171
I slept for 29 hours
omg💔 i want that cookie so bad
omg me too
gi
Hey freya welcome back to the server.
How do you know my name
didnt even realise she left
sup
It's literally your username.
how do you know who i am
I've seen the chat
That feeling when you're FINALLY getting consistently better at art
Hey Quiet hru
SAPHHHH
HI DOGA
Saph you're amazing at art
HIII HRUU
chocolate yazoo
SO ARE YOUUU
yoo Doga all g here js chilling passing my time watch shows
I'M GOODDD WBU
thats literally what im getting
tung tung sahur
Have you watched Lincoln lawyer yet
I'm still practically at beginner level but thank you 😭 🙏
hello
GG @worthy ether, you just advanced to level 2 !
Nice nice
nope but watching better call saul rn
I always get one
THAT'S GOOD
I'M TIRED
and oreo dairy milk
If you EVER need any tips or help dm me lmk
Do you work today or can you nap
Thank you 
ohhh ojay
I work 2:30 till 8:30
dairy milk gone off
I've seen that one
ojay
oh so like soon
they put palm oil in cadburys now
I ate oeros
Bro
why
like mb
I leave in like 2 hours, but I'm drinking coffee rn so I don't think a nap is in the cards
bevause they hate everuone
i gotta go
Cadbury x Cole Palmer
theyre doing it cause its cheaper
ohhh ojay
Okay
what cheapskates
Preserve your energy girl

bye quiet



