#general
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Sister made Thai iced tea
Thought that said soap at first
Hi
Life is wonderful now
I hate you in a non hateful way
wtf is insidious

ladyboy tea
ikrrrr
Probably mischievous
What the hell did you just say
The best horror franchise
what does this mean
How are ya
Well one of them
they’re coming out with a new insidious movie
some bullshit
I want to take you away from all of this 🫵🏻💕
i forgot you have an actual sister i thought u were talking about slay or something
Deep thoughts bro
Real eyes realise real lies
Hai 
say wallahi bro say wallahi
please and thank you
What the fuck 😭
i just woke up im eepy, hru
no way i accidentally wasted £100
soooo true
If Texas was my brother I’d rage bait that mf daily
how
He’s lucky
Damn
You already do gang
Fair
I'm pretty good thanks, just kinda hungry
i was gonna say 😭
I’d be worse trust.
he basically is
i was ordering seeds one box costs 50 but i accidentally ordered two
could've gave it to me 
I hope they're mentally sane unlike you
i only realised after i done ordering
I love bothering people sm
oh my goodness
@raven cove
thats crazy, no brothers?
@warm lion
Oh u think I'm bad
I got it from them
They are infinitely worse
He’s the little spoiled baby son
Contact the website and they might fix it up for you
hi
Nope
hi
Berro
im trying
Spoiled is crazy work
im waiting for confirmation email
Why didnt he beat his wife yet
What type of soup are you
Yea I got beat for breathing bro I will murder you and ur entire family
See? Privelage
I think it's pretty obvious
Is it?
Maybe
Hi im bored whats your name
I'm whatever the people want me to be
i only have one sibling
cold noodle soup
Chicken noodle?
Hungry
Older or younger
i have 2 sisters
Pray the new peace talks suffice because if they don't the price will spike to like 6 or 7$
We might be related Mexicans just be having too much kids
older and younger
Cousins probs
older brother
yoo wiso dms
Hi hungry
If I am in anyways related to slay I'm lowkey going to every function and telling them her deepest darkest secrets
Hi bored
I wanted chocolate chip pancakes for dinner and now I’m getting steak for the second day in a row
I feel spoiled
Hello
Bro I do this already. I just tell on myself
You foul for that man
chismoso
When do u get home
I get to have pizza for supper
Ooooo yummy
About an hour or so
I can never be blackmailed because I’ll just tell y’all
Frrr
But I still have to shower and eat
I had rice and bacon
Alr
Nice
Yes I did pee my pants in the school library at 11 so what
Huh
…
Aight
Why ain’t no one typing LOL
good job
I'm crine
Had to process
At least you didn't shit' yourself twice at 7 like me in the school bus
loser
Yall just revealing stuff huh
🤣
I did this but in my dads truck
Dawg 😭
point fingers at him everyone
No wonder that mf went to mexico
Tell us your secrets tough guy
i did the same thing at like 7 in a school bus
YO😭💀
Don't be shy
i like obese women
Yo mama won't see this dw
At 11y old or 11am
Ugh I love girls who shit’ yayyy
Same
Years old..
i pissed
Girl poop >>>>
OH
Idk if that's worse or not
Dawg
Piss works too
say wallahi bro say wallahi
What
Nun
Girls don't poop what the hell
We shit’
I had a colleague who refused to believe women shit'
girls poop glitter
What a man
and fart roses
my friend shit' himself at age 16
i have explosive diarrhea
Someone must have put his hand in a warm bowl of water
No I didn’t? What?
How else would they expel waste?
I was 17
hes lactose intolerant and
You are a weenie I forgot you don’t do horror
everytime i shit’ it leaves the whole toilet stained
I’m the one constantly sending horror reels
There's levels to this shit'
Trynna copy my flow
Idk wtf he thinks
If you're not doing this type shi to your friends, is it really a true friendship
Ive shit' myself at 16, got absolutely trucked by some 6 6 300lb dude 😭
@tepid crane do u wanna know when i took a shit’
yesterday?
now im doing it rn
Never been hit that hard before ngl
GG @marsh grove, you just advanced to level 22 !
safe shitting’
Hope it's the last 💀
hi
Last time I shit' myself I was like 8 and I was throwing up
I bought a tire repair kit
Yk people don't often say this nice thing good shit' shawty
thanks wiso
Hopefully mate, nobody noticed though so we good. Got off the field and all was well
Bro I got a screw in my tube about 4 miles from my house last night @summer pebble
Ouch
when i was around the same age i had a stomach bug so bag i was shitting’ and throwing up at the same time
u cant walk 4miles?
rip
Yeah 😭 it's rough
🤣
loser
point fingers everyone
Laboob got punished for it
i sat on the toilet with a bucket
That's sad ngl
it was ages ago
brooooooo
unfortunate
Idk how you managed to do that must've felt diabolical
is no one gonna point fingers
Same 😭
💔
What would've taken 10 minutes took over an hour
I’m getting a free Disneyland ticket
Tell us your secrets, all youve said is you like fat women
the last i projectile vomited was last summer
W slay
I gtg cya guys
Bey bye
byeeee
What is he hiding 
Bye doga
He clearly has something hidden
Adious
was it for work?
can i get one too
@raven cove
Notice the dodging
I will work hard and buy you one
um i like them to beat tf outta twice a week
he likes black women
i have so much love for you
See this is what I mean
Why is this a secret
I actually have a question
Your presence pisses me off
There’s some pretty cheap nice apartment locations here
cuz he’s ashamed
What the hellyyt
Stop playing because I want to move
Ask already
can i sleep on yo bed
2 times a week and its a secret 😭 thats reccomended amount to not get prostate cancer m8
shhhhh
Would you come to my bday celebration
Just saying, The Falls San Diego got some condos open 😜
🤓
Yeah sure
I must love here
Live
Yes
I mean yyea probably
If you had a Pokemon ability it would be slow start
YESSS
like i want that bitvh to cripple me
Genuinely this is the most hurtful thing you’ve told me I hate you
can i spoon u
Regigigas is kinda cool though
I feel so
jackpot
You are staying at the Airbnb and we are all drinking
If I had one it would be pure power
Texas cant drink
Yall kidnapping em?
Clorox
Never drive then drink
Ur getting roofied gng
he drinks hella
I have a shiny Medicham on cobblemon I gave that guy a choice band and he just one shots everything
I've got 60 bucks on this game, if they lose im gonna skin Texas
I’m probably gonna make his mega stone
i wanna peel my face off
Yes
Since I can’t make Dragonite’s yet
Bro??
I need a fucking’ elytra are you joking me
someone give me their face
When is junr
mchhh watch out
No you wouldn’t
Someone needs a stress ball or sum
yuck man
Everyone is invited to my party
You remind me of him
Except donut
😭
i need a new face
nooooo why
IM COVERED IN PIMPLES
This is your fault
crazy work
FAAAAAHHHH
After may
i’m literally pepperoni pizza
dw im fugly as wel
Nice try buddy
ur not helping me
🤒 👈
Sure what would it be then
it will get better girl just gotta let the process happen
Use makeup and nobody can tell unless they staring you down
ladies
there’s nothing to trust 😡😡😡
Klutz
This fucker never responds to my nightreign pings
Oh my gosh theres another Selena
I SUCK AT DOING MY OWN MAKEUP
What even am i anymore
Slime them
Oh wow.
Yeah buddy truth hurts
are u named after selena quintanilla
Yes my goat
adorable 😊
woof
im the goat
it happened to me i use clay mask+apple cider vinegar every week
😊
🗣️ ✡️
does that actually work
yuh
it worked for me
do you have sensitive skin?
id yo have sensitive skin just circumsize man its that easy
i have oily skin
wash in thinners that should remove othe oill
u just be saying anything
ya try it give it a shot one time
good
Would you rather lose your legs or stop talking in memeology
500 cigarettes
A sleeping position
spooning only comfortable when u r the one getting spooned
True
the one that spoons get frozen back
I've never been the little spoon 
Yeah me too
just find a big black men feelin romantical
I fear for my booty hole
awesome
start digging in yo butt🔥
no
What have you done to me
nothing
i love when i crack men
Triple t 🥹 🥹
That’s my man
Big gay
you're my man
💀
Aw shucks dude thanks!!
THE BIG GAY
i got so many daddies idk who to choose

Please don't say me
u guys realize every irl politcal event is a simpson reference
Hallo
Can I have gif perms please
No
what’s that
okie i might
oh booo soda is here
paint stripper
Yessirski
@zenith iris i was watching the wrong episode this entire time now im catching up
oh
LMAOOO
GIRL
oh ok hello i guess
Time to study for Bio final
Herro
you got this nerd!
what it do
Oh
They need to release the beyond the spider-verse trailer
Oh nooo
did u watch euphoria
No
I'll watch when all episodes are out
Otherwise I'm gonna lose interest
but spoilerssss
First 20 mins of it was nasty that’s all i can say about it
it’s nice looking forward to a new episode
That's every episode bro
I'm with labib I would rather do a binge
they’re eating the people
Whaat if
beer 1
I watched ginny and Georgia and lowk the first episode was nasty too 😭
Yeah but ain’t get past this episode for sum reason
did u get to the tap dancing yet
That was just eugh
no
@summer pebble hey lol
not yet
Malcolm in the middle revival was good
oh you’re in for a treat
I have to like secretly watch because my parents would lowk murk me
😭😭😭
LMAOOO
i love a good cringey show
she’ll be happy to talk about it i think
youre nothing to me
I LOVEEE DEVIIII
i agree
My cat is rubbing his head on my chin and I haven’t shaved so he’s making it itch a lot but I can’t stop him cuz he’s the goat
Anyone watched bloodhounds?
oh my god this gross
the show with the hot boxers?
Lol yes
i’ve only seen two episodes that’s it
Dang you gotta finish it fr
Shawty
Genuine trash show imo
that's ur opinion
Nah I'm good but thanks
Nintendo, and their entire fan base are such greedy fucks
hello
A based one at that
Sorry i just go Tomodachi life
Been saying this for years
GG @remote lark, you just advanced to level 1 !
BLACKISH
Greasy goblins the lot of you
I LOVE THAT SHOW
This is a nasty brown
I love that show
On my way to spend 60 bucks for a game with textures you would see running perfectly fine on a ps2
I'm rewatching it rn
ayyyy
I wanna watch Abbott elementary
I think grown-ish was better Dre pissed me off alot
70 now 😭 😭 😭
“But the switch 2 is as powerful as the ps4!!!” The ps4 is 12 years old bro
To not even own the game
i haven’t seen grown ish
Who wants it
Yeah that’s true you have a license
To buy the rights to play the game on a console you don't own
not me
You gotta
What is that
"Top 10 things that just aren't true"
Respect
i think it’s about zoe
SHE WAS MY FAV
i loved diane
I like Pikmin I guess
Dude the ps4 is 12 years old wait
hello everyone
Yep it’s her and juniors show
and junior
Diane too
God damn it’s old
Real
Can you wash my cat

Meow
@tepid crane I'm watching abbott now
can u show me the cat first
Kai goated
ayyyyy
Yall should check out the wonder years
janine and gregory are so cute
Nope
stfu
It’s a good show
Lowk fire
i can’t say that?!
Wth are yall talking about
I watch it with my mom and sister
oh now i’m pissed
Abbott
abbott elementary
i love mr johnson
Thank you someone knows it
Im good
wtf is cassie doing bro
Say what
i can’t repeat myself
Ok wait
Being a princess i suppose
😔
No you cant call me slur 😭
i’m waiting
Whole j wird
bruhhhh
Look in your DMs bro??
that’s a slur?
That’s a slur?
well damn
ok i’m looking
grrrr
I don’t even think I’ve heard that word before
What
Job
it’s in white chicks if you’ve watched it
Sup
Oh wow
Yeah I did. I just don’t remember it
helloooo
no worries
got me curious now, what word?
Oh
meow meow
Please don't meow at me
How you doing?
woof woof
You're supposed to meow back
i’m alright ty hbu
…furry?
no
Ight
HAHAHAHA BARCA LOST
At work
I fell uneasy for some reason
i’m just whimsical
are u ok
barca actually sucks bro
Respect
NOOBS
watch them try to make excuses on how they were fully healthy and still lost
FR
ALWAYS THE VARCA FANS
IM GLAD THEY FUCKING LOST
LOSERS
Daredevil new episode needs to drop NOW
@tepid crane
Sorry I’m stuck at work
hi
well i hope you’ll feel better eventually 🩷
Probably after I get home and go to sleep
you got this!
Very motivational
twerk

if i had image perms id send u a video of spunch bop throwin it back crazy style
just beat it
pr?
hi machael jacking
I’m so bored
mikey yackson
thank youuuu
norway
i quote it way too often for no good reason 😭
girl 😭
i used to have this swedish friend he quoted it all the time
i have a scandinavian friend and i genuinely cant remember which one he's from
wow cute and smart
i think its sweden
do u love me
🇹🇿 kenya
None of that
i will choke u bruh
perchance!
wowee girl love in the chat
woof woof seductively
what is this role-play?
yayyy
problem?
you do you girl
thank yaaaa
i’m just enjoying myself smoking

yeah
you’ll get my reference in a month maybe
i’m naming them tea and adam
Actually
wait
I'm not gonna watch it at all
WATCH IT
Weed pen
that’s wassup
but it’s not really doing any numbers.
I think smoking an actual joint would do something
if u have one go for it
I do. it’s gonna take a while for me to roll one up.
Or a computer
i’m going to bite you
I'm messaging from mine smart tv
i’m messaging from my smart fridge
You're a little freaky aren't you
feral maybe like a rabid dog with no shots
oh what the hell
shawty you have rabies?
he got that wozzle wobble 🥶
a little yeah, is that ok
you can use discord on a smart fridge??
and I thought those damn fridges were a scam
no they genuienly keep ur food cold
YAY IM HOME
every refrigerator keeps your food cold
they’re the real deal
glad u finaly figured it out
smh
@junior kindle theyre making me so the marines instead
Maybe not
it has a screen!
hi sav
i rejoined memeology to tell u guys im dying for israel specifically soda
hes the whole reason im even going
i’m so proud of you
I got a new (used) guitar today
he told me israel
needs me
yayyy
@fluid smelt
Your dedication to Benjamin netenyahu will be remembered
uhh i think that means you die
hello Beloved
i’m alive
for how long
@summer pebble
Hiiiii
Yes ma’am
🤒 👈
@summer pebble hi lol
did pj and donut finally kiss
Hello
enemies to lovers omg
Holy glaze
Hiiiii
Stfu
lets play new ow season
@sharp jungle it happened
get onnnnm
Hello everyone
hm ?
I played last night and I was getting ragebaited the entire time bro
wht happened
Except my mind is as tough as steel
The thing
NEW SEASONNN
Hello everyone
uhhhh
guys i really want the new mercy skin
I can’t I don’t wanna go in my room I’m scared the ants will come back
lovers to enemies
idkl what ur talkin abt princess 😭
but it is so cute
which one
The thing is a character from marvel comics
the fearless one
Pokey needle
They should give doomfist 2000 hp
What do you mean he’s from image comics
how feel :3
Owie
uhh is that the kpop thing
You’re right
It wasn’t that bad though
i bet it looks sooooooo good
hes supposed to be dead take him out of the game 😂😂😂😂
Not like I was expecting
tesss
They should handicap you irl
i got the kpop brig skin it was realy sigma
I’m hyping myself up rn gotta convince the evil brain
yeah its like tomorrow you'll feel it bad maybe LOL
i have her dokiwatch skin
im gonna go ok overwatvh discord and get someone to buy me it
evil brain bad i bet it looks so good !!
On some real stuff, Ben Grimm is really underrated as a character
It’s more sore than anything not really painful
@summer pebble why did my YouTube feed recommend the same video 3 times in a row on the same page bro
yeah, omg im SO EXCITED FOR U
looking for dps duo im a level 500 mercy 💕
Who cares
How old?
Like no I don’t wanna watch this
So you don’t love me?
Tryna have him taste flesh and nickels iyfm
😭
i hope u get banned
theres no place like hom
i hate ow skins theyre so expensive
home
wanna watch youtube shorts w me in voice chat otaku chan 🥺
wsg
Real
Hey, that’s from the Wizard of Oz
The humble metal
I only watch those with pj on call
yeah
mardy 🥶
Steel
damn
yall talking about shrimps and grandpa or some shi like that?
Shrimps
What if the steel was max tho
ANNIEEEEEEEEE
Shrimp family
i love shrimps
SHAWTTTYYYY
I remember there being a max steel movie
I’m such a nichecel
wha?
hello beautiful
Uncle grandpa
donut
Dude for a while my mind kept mixing the show and the movie together
EEEEE im still thinking about how excited im am for u annie omomgogmgom
Hru gorgeous
time to get a job
BOMB
Yeah what’s up foid
Why???
What the hell is your problem seriously
I’m blocking you
Hi
remember all those fortnite skins i got you? its time to repay me
@tepid crane if you are given infinite power, what would you do
hi
i’m okay ty hbu
warr i even do?
my favorite animal is jai
it was denied
Hi
kill myself
@junior kindle
Sorry bud law of equivalent exchange
I don’t think I saw the show, but I remember seeing review of the max steel movie and I thought it looked kind of cool
I have meme
want the dva fearless and mercy skin thank you
Nooooo
My teacher spent all class ranting about Epstein

Bruh my boss scheduled me to work at a time im out my other job
awww lucky
The cooking teacher?
theyre gonma kill her
they voted me off in among us
Obviously
overemployment 🥶
Albert Epstein yea he so smart
Sore
Should I watch the show? It looks kind of fun
i hate u bro, fuck’ outta my face full disrespect
I’d never
I havent told her i got a second job
chill
I watched it when I was younger and I really liked it tbh
what happened
Oh my days
Im scared shes gonna cut my hours or fire me
Pierced
hello you
Did you hit the gym or smt
lock in bwuh
let me taste
i hate u
fym what
do you got anger problems?
:3
are u a shrink
nah
What was it about anyways? I remember there being some sort of alien thingy
GG @vale root, you just advanced to level 28 !
then mind your business
Thank you
Hiyo
Is josh useless? Yes or yes
bro its a flippin serv in public wdym
Yeah this robot alien thing attaches itself to the mc and he can use it like armor with different abilities if I recall correctly
You sure?
wsg
Yea... You're cooked
no
yea
josh is useful
does claires do circumcisions
Dont join the marines
yes and vasectomy
Hi
Theyre evil
The artist?
can they sew my vagina shut
Claires the store
yes
Oh
Thats does ear piercing
So kind of like venom God I hate saying that But I do like venom though
Oh my god
yes!!
Myears arent pierced
I can fix that
Lemme fix that
I wanted my ears pierced at one point
Donuts getting a vasectomy
Both nipples are
And my nails painted black
what
git gauges bro
Man I wanted to be emo apparently
i’m pierced where the sun don’t shine
I’m losing it
Urethral piercing
Well my wife doesn’t want to have babies with me, only with the bull because I’m genetically inferior and a Chud so
why
Your butt?
use blud
Why
W chud
You joking right?
Ofc bbg
ofc i am
Bellybutton
Sun doesn’t shine there
i need one
uhh which one
If you have a Dollar tree nearby you if there’s like cheap ones you can get for like a dollar
Me too
Not so sure
be awesome
once i get rid of my pudge
Yeah because its the moon
This some crazy lookin chat
Shawty youre so real
🐱
You know what would be funny
Pj would sell his soul for literally nothing bro
you’re so real skoobs, u see me
???
If they added the heist bot
Tsdont fucking hurt gang?
for his habibti immediately
Shiver me timbers
“Give me your soul and I’ll let you breathe oxygen instead of air” and this guy would say yes
I would’ve ripped ts out during my period
Im gonna get my toes pierced
Donut ur a borderline inanimate object what do you even do
and i say thank you lord
Wait what kind
Rose toy
LOLLL
I’ve always wanted this
ur a cock’ ring
No one cares bro
MY cock’ ring
Please just be lovers already
okayyyy
Hell no
they’re playing the long game
No one bats an eye
uhh which one
Butttttt whennn iiii
Their ship name would be Pnut
top
shut it
Yeah bro that’s bc my reputation is a gay twink and ur like the true Adam nonchalant mophead chad admin
shhhh
Agreed
You’re not a gay twink
I WIN
I’m not gay
Such yummy Zaza
Very yummy Zaza
When are you gonna start selling ur body donut
We made a whole game plan for it earlier
She said she wouldve been home
Little ceasars or papa johns
GG @remote lark, you just advanced to level 2 !
If you help me set up the OF I’m too lazy
An hour ago
I could get rich of this bih too
OF?
oh lovely
I’m putting you on the streets boy
First truth I've seen all day
Top 0.1% OF creator
Youre welcome
What
What did i miss?
Oh come on

