general

[jaunty sierra]

anyone who is not afraid to be monitored by FBI or CIA or whatever agency! let's go vc

[wide pumice]

Dunno 😭

[patent lantern]

😭

[jaunty sierra]

wanna vc?

[frigid sky]

Same

[wide pumice]

I am low-key in a jungle in japan rn twin

[jaunty sierra]

werent u like

dog of army?

like in uniform?

[wide pumice]

I am not in the army 😭

[frigid sky]

Be careful, you might encounter that Japanese man who still think it's wwii

[jaunty sierra]

Then y r u in Japan bru

[cerulean viper]

LMAO

[mystic mason]

Im much too high

[wide pumice]

Im a marine

[frigid sky]

Rat, stop eating my edibles

[jaunty sierra]

then i woke up and realized im alive wtf

[wide pumice]

😭

[mystic mason]

Im a marine

[jaunty sierra]

ohhhhh

[willow topaz]

HIIIIIIII

[jaunty sierra]

Navi?

[mystic mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pufferfish-pufferfish-cat-fish-catfish-gif-9997139051265883971

[wide pumice]

...

[jaunty sierra]

Do u fk w Naruto or One Piece?

[wide pumice]

Im going to kill venti

[jaunty sierra]

U r definitely Sanji

[frigid sky]

Same, I remember getting ran over and feel the intense pain and pining noise. I saw my blood dripping. It was cold and quiet. I then close my eyes, and then woke up like it was a dream

And im like wth, why im still breathing

[jaunty sierra]

I actually had a vivid memory of me dissolving my nerve systems

[frigid sky]

Crazy

[jaunty sierra]

then falling asleep in unconscious

[frigid sky]

That how it went

[jaunty sierra]

then waking up feeling normal

[frigid sky]

Yes exactly

Then you realize it been like 2 weeks

[misty grotto]

Bacon

[lone igloo]

I rlly wish if a mod could unblacklist my innocent bestfriend 😔

[jaunty sierra]

No lol

I woke up the next day

[frigid sky]

Danm

[willow frigate]

Interesting

[willow frigate]

Send user id in DMs

Imma check later

[willow topaz]

I’m so fucked

Help

[jaunty sierra]

I sht u not. My life could be put in manga and it would sell like pancakes

[frigid sky]

Honestly, I dont even remember if it was a day or a week, it happen when I was like 8

[jaunty sierra]

cos its so novel

[gilded crag]

@low ravine lets try not to say slurs in vc 🙏

[frigid sky]

Being crushed at first was painful then peaceful

[gloomy glade]

🫃

[willow topaz]

Devvvv

Devvvvvvvv

@gilded crag

[gilded crag]

Hiii

[willow topaz]

Can u vc

For a sec

[gilded crag]

I am not gonna vc while youre drunk shorty

[willow topaz]

I’m sober now

I’m on the side of the road waiting for an uber

I’ve been drinking water for the last few hours

[gilded crag]

Alr

[frigid sky]

Jrjdk

Shorty

[willow topaz]

Hi

[frigid sky]

Hru

[velvet charm]

Hello people

[gloomy glade]

prolly good to js drive home then

[gloomy glade]

that looks more like Pennsylvania than japan

[solemn folio]

there was a pigeon in my shop

[gloomy glade]

hi dad

[solemn folio]

also my phone was low battery so i couldnt use it on my break 💔

[gloomy spruce]

its not real

[velvet charm]

Hey son

[gloomy glade]

am i a good boy

[last ridge]

GG @gloomy glade, you just advanced to level 27 !

[solemn folio]

the pigeon? or are u talking to somone else

[velvet charm]

Yes,son

[misty grotto]

Baconator

[gloomy glade]

i always seen u taln bout bacon

[gloomy spruce]

the pigeon

[misty grotto]

Bacon bacon bacon

[gloomy glade]

quiet quiet quiet

[solemn folio]

he shat on the floor which seemed pretty real

[velvet charm]

[misty grotto]

Bacon bacon bacon

[velvet charm]

[misty grotto]

By the nine I’m tweakin

[gloomy glade]

bro i lwk js reference ur pfp and u didn't get it 😬

[misty grotto]

Truth nuke

[velvet charm]

Fr

[misty grotto]

I got the reference chud I like bacon tho

[gloomy glade]

proof?

[misty grotto]

I’m cooking some when it’s day time

[velvet charm]

Why is chat so boring today

[misty grotto]

Cause my chud self wasn’t here

[gloomy glade]

oh

[velvet charm]

Do I have to summon him now

[misty grotto]

Maybe

[velvet charm]

Ill give you a chair cause this is going to be boring

[last ridge]

GG @velvet charm, you just advanced to level 1 !

[misty grotto]

I’ll give you some bacon

[velvet charm]

I'll gladly accept

[misty grotto]

Yay

[velvet charm]

I haven't gotten my bacon yet

[noble sparrow]

Hi dirty monkeys

[misty grotto]

I ate it all

[noble sparrow]

Penis

[velvet charm]

[velvet charm]

[misty grotto]

[velvet charm]

[patent lantern]

@noble sparrow feet pics when?

[noble sparrow]

When timing is right

[velvet charm]

Will you share

With me

[patent lantern]

Smh

[patent lantern]

No

Just mine

Only for me

[velvet charm]

[velvet charm]

Only one peek

[patent lantern]

No

[velvet charm]

[oblique nexus]

I hate working weddings so much

[summer pebble]

What do you do

[oblique nexus]

DJ

[summer pebble]

Holy aura

[lone igloo]

*RJ

[soft bloom]

Lolllll

[gloomy glade]

hi pj

[soft bloom]

Funny Aura sigma dog

Lol man

[gloomy glade]

@velvet charm congrats dad

[oblique nexus]

This was the venue

[summer pebble]

Hi

[soft bloom]

WOWW OMG OMG WOWWW

LOL OMG WOW

[gloomy glade]

wedding reception?

[soft bloom]

Wed me

[velvet charm]

Thanks

[soft bloom]

Weeding

[lone igloo]

Meh

[soft bloom]

Please shutup

I'm the bride

Lollilollolpl

[soft bloom]

Pisses on u

Lollololol

[lone igloo]

I hope u get stoned

[noble sparrow]

I died

[lone igloo]

I came and saw

[gloomy glade]

veni vidi tpye shiii

[lone igloo]

Asap rocky

[gloomy glade]

[gloomy glade]

ur welcome 🥛

[gloomy glade]

how was ur day 🤨

[gilded crag]

I came and i didnt see

[lone igloo]

Cuz u saw john cena

[coral igloo]

omds

[coral igloo]

Dev

Do you wanna see what me and my friend built in mc

[lone igloo]

Shrek?

[coral igloo]

No

??

[oblique nexus]

shrek?

[coral igloo]

Labubu?

[gloomy glade]

ial

[lone igloo]

Flying spaghetti ?

[coral igloo]

what

Omds

Nvm

[lone igloo]

Ofc u were in creative mode omds

[gilded crag]

Yes i would love too!

[oblique nexus]

what

[gilded crag]

True

[lone igloo]

[lone igloo]

He forgor “omds”

[oblique nexus]

The new Malcolm in the middle revival is pretty good

[tidal mango]

Artists who can't sing vs artists who can sing

[lone igloo]

Ur mom vs ur vader

[lone igloo]

Upshaws is also gud

[gloomy glade]

❤️

[misty grotto]

Bacon

[willow frigate]

Bro

I could’ve gone to the Artemis landing

It’s so close by

I’m

Such a indoor holy

[lone igloo]

They came close and dipped

[willow frigate]

Indoor

Idiot

[lone igloo]

What waste of fuel

[willow frigate]

Man

[summer pebble]

Theseus

[willow frigate]

Hey pj

[gloomy glade]

why didn't u

[willow frigate]

Bro I didn’t know 😭 😭 😭

[lone igloo]

Gatekeepers

[willow frigate]

I feel distraught

[gloomy glade]

😬 😬

[jaunty sierra]

anyone wanna vc? 😭 😭

[oblique nexus]

Theseus don't even worry

[gloomy glade]

sure bro

[oblique nexus]

There's gonna be more soon

[jaunty sierra]

come to vc

[willow frigate]

Next time I’ll be there

Believe that

Dattebayo

[lone igloo]

Artemeis III before gta 6

[willow frigate]

I literally visit lajolla beach bro

[oblique nexus]

If it makes you feel better, I didn't see it either

[willow frigate]

That makes me feel a teeny bit better 😔

I guessss

[oblique nexus]

Further, if it makes you feel better, I got so many heavy aura moments at the wedding tonight

[willow frigate]

WHAAAAAAAAT

Were you farming???

[oblique nexus]

Literally every song there were at least 10 people dancing, for 3 hours straight bro

[willow frigate]

LMAOOO 😭 😭

Bro that sounds so cool wth 😭

If I had the choice

I would’ve so gone there instead

Skip Artemis

[daring dew]

Aura farming

[oblique nexus]

It's so draining bro, not in my personality fr

Women will dance at me, and unless they make a move I'm not talking to them

[willow frigate]

Reallll

[willow frigate]

Suffering from success 🙄 🙄 🙄

[daring dew]

Top 10 things that never happened

[oblique nexus]

Saw 3 chicks I knew, and I was ignoring their existence

[willow frigate]

Skip them

Me and u dancing

[daring dew]

Chat this is not tuff

[willow frigate]

All 3 hours

[daring dew]

That's kinda gay

[willow frigate]

Nah we got socks on

[oblique nexus]

Near the end my shoe got torn

that's good though, I need new shoes anyway, those ones were uncomfortable as h word

[daring dew]

It's not gay if it's with the homies eh

[sharp jungle]

Yearning….

Lusting….

[zealous gust]

wib wab

[solemn folio]

?

[zealous gust]

hi gangalicious

[sharp jungle]

Chat why did he go look for it 😭

[willow frigate]

No it’s okay, the Theseus curse list has H E double hockey sticks in it

Okay that legit made me laugh

😭 😭 😭

[sharp jungle]

Hell

[oblique nexus]

You and I dancing you the sound of their breathing

[zealous gust]

yearning for a bacon egg n cheese

[oblique nexus]

Till the sun came up we were still dancing together

[zealous gust]

,mmmmm

[solemn folio]

i knew thered be something there...

[willow frigate]

Dancing to the sounds of the crickets chirping and the frogs croaking

Fireflies lighting up the night sky

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[willow frigate]

The smell of perfume lightly being carried by the wind

[sharp jungle]

I hope I get something for my bday….

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[sharp jungle]

LMAOOOO

[oblique nexus]

[zealous gust]

feeling poetic tnight huh

[solemn folio]

it's mine first

[sharp jungle]

wags bday tail

Oh

[solemn folio]

and i know what im asking for

[sharp jungle]

:3

[oblique nexus]

I have a prom to do tomorrow night though @willow frigate

[sharp jungle]

I know what he’s asking for too

[oblique nexus]

No days off for another week

[solemn folio]

is canada post still on strike i still need to send u ur christmas package.... which i shall combine to also be your birthday package...

[sharp jungle]

As far as I know it is not

But let me double check

[solemn folio]

i need to send them in two packages so you dont pay income tax unless thats not allowed

[sharp jungle]

It is not

[solemn folio]

idk how it works

[sharp jungle]

I wouldn’t mind if it’s easier for you to just bring with you

[solemn folio]

i will not have space 😭

[sharp jungle]

He needs a bigger suitcase chat

[summer pebble]

L chud

[solemn folio]

explodes you with my mind

im not a chud 😔

[zealous gust]

someone get this man... TWO SUUTICASE

for his GOODS

[solemn folio]

yeah the second suitcase is for my warhammer

[daring dew]

Chud son or incel daughter

[sharp jungle]

Makes you cum’ with my mind

[zealous gust]

this is difficult

[sharp jungle]

Chat I’m so excited for tiny crafts :3

[zealous gust]

i will love tjem equally

[solemn folio]

reddit son or 4chan daughter

same question

actually

[ember wagon]

Is this the barber shop

[zealous gust]

4chan daughter

[daring dew]

I prefer kanye

[zealous gust]

sooo... 4chan daughter

[daring dew]

Femboy son or Snapchat daughter but she has 1 million snap score

[oblique nexus]

@summer pebble is it foggy for you rn

[solemn folio]

buying warhammer in canada is extortionate

tbf anywhere that isnt the uk is

[zealous gust]

this is also difficult.

[daring dew]

Yeah at least she'll know how to hack

[zealous gust]

honestly femboy son

[solemn folio]

whats wrong with femboy son

[solemn folio]

i dont see a downstairs

[zealous gust]

nothing in particular

[solemn folio]

downside

fuck'

[sharp jungle]

Douglas would be a femboy

[zealous gust]

other than being sissies

[sharp jungle]

I think

[daring dew]

Femboy son is better than a daughter who has a million snap score

[willow frigate]

U got a set?

[sharp jungle]

Should I put him in a dress

[solemn folio]

douglas wouldnt live that long

[daring dew]

That's gay

[sharp jungle]

Yeah I’ve got I’m in a container with no air holes rn

[zealous gust]

i was thrifting with my friends and they kept picking out dresses for me 🥹

[sharp jungle]

That’s fun :3

[solemn folio]

are you a sissy

[zealous gust]

IM A DUDE

[zealous gust]

yes

[daring dew]

Valorant vs CS2

[sharp jungle]

Okay? Were you not enjoying it then?

[oblique nexus]

Half hour in, 4 hour dance, 20 minute out

[sharp jungle]

Why the happy tear eye

[zealous gust]

the thought was nice.

[solemn folio]

i see, so there was a little bit of projection going on back there

[daring dew]

Hi a dude
I'm W

[sharp jungle]

Did you try any on for them

[zealous gust]

i shouldve

[ember wagon]

Pawn

[zealous gust]

💯

[sharp jungle]

Why you wasting their time for

[willow frigate]

AHHHHHHH NOOO 😭 😭 😭

[zealous gust]

I WAS NOT.

[sharp jungle]

You should have

[willow frigate]

Nah u prob getting paid a lot for that tho

[zealous gust]

i know

i shouldnt have dissapointed fam by not letting them turn me into a femboy

💔

[solemn folio]

u want me to bring my skirts to canada soooo bad

[ember wagon]

Sneaking out the champagne from the wedding

[sharp jungle]

Yes please 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[oblique nexus]

It's not nearly as stressful as weddings

[sharp jungle]

YES LELASE

[oblique nexus]

Proms are easy as h word

[sharp jungle]

PLEASE PLEAS ELLEASE OLEASE

[zealous gust]

never gone never will

[oblique nexus]

They dance for an hour, do their coronation, then they all leave

[sharp jungle]

I’m behgin behigin yoiuuuhhhh

[solemn folio]

acting like ur gonna slip estrogen in my tea

[oblique nexus]

Therll be like 7 people the last 2 hours

[willow frigate]

I mean all the annoying kids n stuff 😭

[zealous gust]

they will

who wouldnt

[willow frigate]

Man

[sharp jungle]

I can’t wait to motorboat my husband

[willow frigate]

Frick wedding stress

[willow frigate]

I don’t know what this means

But

I know it’s something bad

[zealous gust]

it means like going PBFFBFBTBTBTB in chest

[willow frigate]

You don’t need to explain it

[willow frigate]

I believe you

[solemn folio]

have u seen star wars episode 2

[sharp jungle]

I’m surgically implanting breasts when he sleeps just so I can put my face between them

[zealous gust]

peak 🥀

[willow frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-scared-frightened-despair-gif-5585449235728606714

You got this

[sharp jungle]

LMAO

[zealous gust]

omfg be supportive

[willow frigate]

I love speed reaction gifs so much

[oblique nexus]

Tbh I don't mind them. They're usually really easy to please with what they want to hear

[sharp jungle]

Me too omg 😭

He’s so silly

[oblique nexus]

Just whatever is popular at the time

[willow frigate]

Dude you have no clue how much I support these two 😭 😭

[zealous gust]

speed mcdingaling

[zealous gust]

im joking twin ❤️ you go bro

[solemn folio]

search boss nass in gifs and then imagine doing that in someones chest, thats motorboating theseus

[willow frigate]

I gotta hear one of ur sets one day frrrr

[sharp jungle]

Theseus always been our number 1 supporter

[oblique nexus]

Old fucks at corporate events or wedding are picky ash

[zealous gust]

w theseus

[willow frigate]

LMAOOOOO

IM DEAD

[sharp jungle]

Do you see the vision now

🤑🤑🤑

[willow frigate]

I won’t judge

[solemn folio]

i wanted to give a sfw example to visualise it

[willow frigate]

Adam explained it in the most

Best way possible

I feel content

[zealous gust]

was my way not good.... 🙁

[last ridge]

GG @zealous gust, you just advanced to level 3 !

[solemn folio]

theseus are you white heart instead of black heart now?

[willow frigate]

All they wanna hear is Rihanna 😭

[solemn folio]

or is it just the vibe

[willow frigate]

I’m white heart now

[zealous gust]

he turn evil

nvm

[willow frigate]

🤍 🤍 🤍

[heavy seal]

Hi girls

[zealous gust]

hi girlypop

[willow frigate]

My heart is now clean and full of happiness

[sharp jungle]

Hi girls

[solemn folio]

Hi girls

any girls in the chat

[sharp jungle]

Hotties dm me

[heavy seal]

I’m a freaking guy

[zealous gust]

my friends call me a closet lesbian so i guess im a girls guy now

[zealous gust]

same,

[solemn folio]

i was dubbed a girl by my girl friends

[zealous gust]

ly fruitcake

[sharp jungle]

Any girls posting feet?

[solemn folio]

i miss them 😔

[heavy seal]

Well my friends call me big rocket

I got balls so big

[zealous gust]

whart does this mean

[sharp jungle]

LMAO

[zealous gust]

BRUH

i call you bignut now

🥹

[solemn folio]

i just get called the f slur

[heavy seal]

When I walk the hit together like basketballs

[zealous gust]

sigh i wish they would do that 2 me

[sharp jungle]

They call me hot lips

No they don’t 😭

[ember wagon]

Pregnant men

[heavy seal]

They call me cancer p

This my street name

[zealous gust]

i call my friends "dingnut"

[solemn folio]

you got dsl

[heavy seal]

I started this

[sharp jungle]

Yeah?

[oblique nexus]

There was one where I got hired, and all they wanted was Micheal bublé

[solemn folio]

u should change ur pfp to just your lips

[oblique nexus]

Bro at that point why even hire a dj

[heavy seal]

I got heroine

[oblique nexus]

Literally just dinner music

[solemn folio]

you have a hero 🥹

[zealous gust]

gocaine

[willow frigate]

💀 💀 💀

[sharp jungle]

You think so? LMFAO

[summer pebble]

Nah

[willow frigate]

Old ahh people

Smh

[zealous gust]

youre old

[willow frigate]

Hey you don’t gotta remind me smh 😔 😔

[summer pebble]

Theseus is a chud

[oblique nexus]

They need to be put in homes bro

[willow frigate]

Yeah my knees been creaking

[heavy seal]

I slammed my balls in a car door then dropped them in a deep fryer

[willow frigate]

So whar

[zealous gust]

my bad uncle these

[willow frigate]

They can play Ts on the radio all they want fr

[willow frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312746729849753658/1490476222457843903/attachment.gif

[oblique nexus]

Theseus is a young tall dark handsome man

[solemn folio]

make it ur steam pfp

[willow frigate]

You good big R 🤍

[solemn folio]

and i'll make mine the uhhh

idk

[zealous gust]

thx twinalicious mcvicious

[willow frigate]

Tall dark handsome and mysterious 🥹

[heavy seal]

I need a woman

[willow frigate]

Yw twin-kun

[heavy seal]

Thick

[zealous gust]

non chalant dark dreadhead

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[willow frigate]

Shakes dreads

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-duckling-haha-classic-gif-17283485

[zealous gust]

haha ladies ladies

[solemn folio]

you want them unintelligent?

[willow frigate]

One at a time ahahaha

[zealous gust]

im doing my work type shift

[willow frigate]

Type shift

Okay that made me laugh

[solemn folio]

i blinked and i missed it

[heavy seal]

Dude I don’t have gif perms

[zealous gust]

ffs

[oblique nexus]

I'm going to sleep

[willow frigate]

Thank god vro

[gloomy glade]

wtf

[willow frigate]

Wait imma go too

[heavy seal]

Let me come

[willow frigate]

Midnight rn

[gloomy glade]

wtf

[zealous gust]

let us come.

let us in

we are cold

[heavy seal]

We can join.

[willow frigate]

Yeah man it’s late 😔 😔

[heavy seal]

Quick

[willow frigate]

I’ll get the roll out couch for you two

[oblique nexus]

Absolutely the h word not

[zealous gust]

if youre cold imagine how we are

[willow frigate]

You need to share though

[heavy seal]

There’s bugs under your skin

[willow frigate]

There’s clean blankets too

[gloomy glade]

memeology sleep over 🥶 🥶

[oblique nexus]

Sweet dreams 👽

[willow frigate]

Larp larp larp larp larp

[zealous gust]

i dont mind cuddling with homies....

[sharp jungle]

Like my discord pfp the steam one? Or my steam pfp the lips 😭

[heavy seal]

Tuff

We should play soggy waffle

[willow frigate]

Xeep vorp meegle “dreams” 👽 👽

[gloomy glade]

lwk

[heavy seal]

Or blue waffle

[zealous gust]

xeep xing gorgong "blackrock" zip zorp "kosher"

[heavy seal]

Blue waffle is where you leave the nut on for a couple days so it molds

[zealous gust]

dawg

😩

[heavy seal]

But the rule is whoever nuts last has to eat it

[zealous gust]

where do you even come up with these ideas

[heavy seal]

My Xeep vorp meegles

[zealous gust]

she xeep on my vorp till i meegle

[heavy seal]

Yes

[zealous gust]

she gudgeon on my pintle till i hinge

[heavy seal]

Pickle

[zealous gust]

(real terms btw)

[heavy seal]

Rick

[viscid echo]

My wife beats me

[heavy seal]

Beat her back dipstick

[zealous gust]

i wish i had a wife to beat me 💔

[solemn folio]

yeah the former 😭

[viscid echo]

you're a good man

[zealous gust]

i try to be

[sharp jungle]

LMAO

I could do

I’d have to locate it

[solemn folio]

I'm gonna locate you

[sharp jungle]

:3

[sharp jungle]

How’s this

[solemn folio]

gets you

ur a woman???

[sharp jungle]

Sorry you had to find out this way…

[primal heron]

not this guy again

[solemn folio]

baddie

[sharp jungle]

Come here princess 😼

[cyan jackal]

Where the furry femboys at

[dim wolf]

Hi

[halcyon lake]

hi

[weary obsidian]

hi

[fierce ember]

Why tf did the logo for the server turn into an exclamation mark for a second

What happened 🥶

[weary obsidian]

Your fault I guess

[vague kite]

Probably your discord being slow idk

[fierce ember]

Okay

I was scared for a second

[vague kite]

Still the seal

[uneven mango]

Yo I'm back

[last ridge]

GG @uneven mango, you just advanced to level 2 !

[uneven mango]

Level 2 baby

N the server is dead

[willow topaz]

I’m home and safe

Nite nite

[valid roost]

Who is this baddie respectfully ofc

Gn shorttea

[uneven mango]

What ?

[gloomy glade]

😭

[uneven mango]

K that pfp is funny

[valid roost]

How could u not take a picture

[uneven mango]

Yo Charizard form the neighborhood

[full ravine]

snack walked in

[valid roost]

Is Ruby gloom

[ember wagon]

Domina

[valid roost]

Jo

[uneven mango]

Idk what that is but it's funny

[valid roost]

Tv show

[uneven mango]

Oh

What genre ?

[cyan jackal]

So fire 🥹

The pfp i mean

Idk the show 😔

[valid roost]

Horror/kids

Technically

[uneven mango]

Ic

[valid roost]

It’s not even really horror

They just call anything gothic and macabre horror

Like it’s about friendship and looking on the bright side of life despite the clouds of gloom

[valid roost]

It’s fire

[cyan jackal]

I miss my nitro

[jolly field]

Can't believe they lowered the pic perm level

Historic moment

[valid roost]

Hiii moose

[jolly field]

Hiiii Anna

[valid roost]

Hru

[jolly field]

I'm good hru

[valid roost]

Eppy

[jolly field]

Should ep then

[valid roost]

Glad ur good <3

I will here soon

The meds are kicking in

[jolly field]

Some dood is telling me I'm low level

It's tragic

[grim folio]

That's okay, you have the best color out of any other role tbh

I would take your color if I could

[jolly field]

I like memestar colour tbh

[valid roost]

I mean ur like five levels below me 😭

I’m almost lvl 60

Theseus is like 100 sum

[jolly field]

???

I'm like

Level 27

[grim folio]

Honestly the moment you start caring about levels is the moment you should think to yourself am I doing anything productive in my life?

[jolly field]

If that

[jolly field]

I'm not

[grim folio]

That's nice

Anyways I spent 90 dollars today I feel a certain type of pain

[jolly field]

Meme Master*

[valid roost]

2 more levels to 60

Les go

[grim folio]

2 more levels till I end it alll

Less gooo

[valid roost]

Feels like yesterday I was the new girl in chat being bullied and telling a pedo to kill himself

[jolly field]

Now you're unc

[valid roost]

Fuuuuh kms

[grim folio]

Oh my goodness why is the controls on xbox terraria so ass

Like how can anyone play terraria with those control binds like tf

[valid roost]

It’s… Xbawks what did u expect

[grim folio]

It's just console in general

Unless ps5 knows what it's doing idk

[jolly field]

You can just use a keyboard and mouse on your xbox

[valid roost]

I love like popping my ankles

It’s like six continuous pops

[jolly field]

Do not speak ill of the House of Box

[grim folio]

I'm not used to mouse and keyboard either but atleast the controls do make sense

For me for some reason it's mobile Terraria

[jolly field]

What were you playing on before??

[valid roost]

I owned the original Xbawks

And a 360

[grim folio]

I suck at console

[jolly field]

Oh

[valid roost]

Then an original Xbox one and an Xbox one s

like

I’ve owned almost every generation besides a series X and the new gen

[grim folio]

I have a Xbox new gen

[jolly field]

I too owned Xavier Box the First, and his heir apparent Xavier Box the 360th, and his cousin Xavier Box the Slim

[south pollen]

[jolly field]

I've owned pretty much every mainline xbox

[grim folio]

What kinda games I play? HELL YEAH GARDEN WARFARE 1 AND 2

[valid roost]

Do not site magic to me witch I was there when it was written

[jolly field]

Orig, 360, 360s, 1, 1s, Series S, Series X

[jolly field]

You really are unc

[valid roost]

Damn

I’m not even 30

[south pollen]

i miss my xbox 360 so bad

[jolly field]

I'm not even 20

[valid roost]

I still have mine

[south pollen]

LUCKYYY mine broke a while back

same with my wii

[jolly field]

I have one just sitting on my shelf

[valid roost]

Ehhh I’m not even 20 STFU

[jolly field]

It's got no HDD in it so it's useless to me tbh

[valid roost]

I chunked my Wii

[jolly field]

I have an rdr2 one too

That I gave to my sister

[south pollen]

i modded my wii and after a few years the entire thing just stopped turning on 💔💔

[grim folio]

I love wii fit

[valid roost]

I miss playing halo 2 and 3 with my brothers

They’d yell at me for screen peeking

Memories

[valid roost]

U bricked it

[grim folio]

Im 20

I'm unc

Old, retired, washed

[valid roost]

Mhm

[jolly field]

Same for me except it was Reach

[grim folio]

I need to put the fries in the bag

[valid roost]

U can’t even legally drink yet

[valid roost]

I remember reach

[grim folio]

Yeah I can't

[jolly field]

I can and I flex it allll the time

[maiden skiff]

good after noon

[grim folio]

Hello papa smurf

[valid roost]

I’ve been able to legally drink for a while…

[grim folio]

How is the other smurfs?

[jolly field]

I'm Canadian so the limit is 18

[grim folio]

Are they surviving gargamal?

[valid roost]

God I should just suck start a twelve gauge already

[maiden skiff]

they gone rn bc gargamel eat it

[grim folio]

I shouldve invested in stocks when I was in 5th grades 💔

Sadness

[valid roost]

Real

[grim folio]

I'm sorry lmao

I'm sorry that smurfette died lol

[valid roost]

Should’ve been investing in stocks when I was nine instead of

[coarse merlin]

does anyone here play counter strike ?

[valid roost]

I loved her

😔

[grim folio]

Should've started investing when I was still in the womb 🥀

[valid roost]

FUHH

GODDAMNIT IM OLD

[grim folio]

Yeah right I'm 20

[valid roost]

Oh

Right

[grim folio]

Unless your older?

[valid roost]

I’m 25

[grim folio]

AUNT

AUNT

AUNT

AUNT

Or unc idk what gender you are

Probably a old man

[valid roost]

I’m taking a toaster bath

[jolly field]

You said you weren't even 20 uncalicious

[valid roost]

No??

[grim folio]

Wait tf why is the toaster cheating on me ONLY I CAN TAKE SHOWERS WITH HER

[jolly field]

?

[valid roost]

I was quoting u and forgot to put quotations

[jolly field]

Ohhh

How dare you mock the Moose Man

[valid roost]

Aunt…

[grim folio]

🇵🇭

L rip bozo

[valid roost]

Alright pizza on the ceiling it is

[grim folio]

I need to take my meds before I sleep and my pills

[valid roost]

I hope u trip

And fall

In public

[grim folio]

I need my sleeping bag

[valid roost]

Tmrw

[grim folio]

Oh trip and fall like people are gonna trip and fall over me in public?

Why thank you

[jolly field]

My old ass' brother is around Anna's age icl

[scenic eagle]

Sleeping nose on top

[grim folio]

Made my day

[jolly field]

I wonder how my nephew is he's turning 3 (my brother is barely 26)

[grim folio]

Alright I think ima sleep

Sadness

[valid roost]

Asphalt has never looked so soft

[willow frigate]

[jolly field]

Are you threatening to curbstomp me

[grim folio]

@north perch
Goodnight trinityyyyyyy

[north perch]

Goodnighttt

[valid roost]

No 😭

[jolly field]

THESEUSSAAS SHES THREATENING MEEEEEE

[willow frigate]

Night

[willow frigate]

Sleeeeping

Zzzzz

Zzzz

[jolly field]

BANN HERRRRR

[willow frigate]

Zzzzzzz

[valid roost]

I’ll openly do it

[jolly field]

I'm gonna go pout now

All my ops ganging up on me

[valid roost]

Go pout in the corner den

[jagged birch]

Hi everyone! Anyone up for an english conversation?

[jolly field]

I'm more fluent in Aramaic but alr

[frigid sky]

Yall asleep

[amber halo]

@magic ridge sleeping in vc???

[jolly field]

Again??

[cyan jackal]

WAKE UP

[pastel drum]

i forgot this server existed

[frigid sky]

Like SpongeBob always said, " I have a bomb strapped on me!"

[pastel drum]

i am certain like no one here remembers me so im happy

[jaunty sierra]

I slept 30 mins 😴

[frigid sky]

I slept last night

Maybe skip this night

[valid roost]

Bayit hayaranokh

[jolly field]

Erm

What the helly

[cyan jackal]

Yo i remember you

[valid roost]

Qatlan'ookh

[jaunty sierra]

Will u drink coffee? ☕

[jolly field]

Weiener

[pastel drum]

oh!

[frigid sky]

I like drinking black coffee

[cyan jackal]

Im lying no i dont who are you

[frigid sky]

I like coffee that is mix on water

[pastel drum]

im ngl i dont even remember who i was here to give a good explanation

ignore that i have the new symbol but alrdy hit lvl 20

[valid roost]

You look familiar…

[jaunty sierra]

[frigid sky]

☕

[pastel drum]

you'd have to dig deep to remember

[frigid sky]

Remember

I member

[jaunty sierra]

Ember

[frigid sky]

Mber

[ember wagon]

Can it bend

[jaunty sierra]

Ber?

[frigid sky]

Er

[jaunty sierra]

R

[frigid sky]

R

[jaunty sierra]

[jaunty sierra]

Is that ur dog on ur pfp?

[frigid sky]

No

[valid roost]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[frigid sky]

I think it's someone dog

[jaunty sierra]

but it's so cute

omg

[frigid sky]

Yes it's a cute dog

[frigid sky]

[jaunty sierra]

i think you will be a good dog owner

[frigid sky]

Are you a dog owner

[jaunty sierra]

I used to

[frigid sky]

Oh

[frigid sky]

Static

[jaunty sierra]

I outlived my dog

[frigid sky]

So sorry to hear that

[cyan jackal]

There are ** ** where my ** ** should be

[frigid sky]

Wish dogs live longer

[tidal mango]

What's a dog

[valid roost]

Dogs live longer than wild wolves

[jaunty sierra]

I dont like it but that's because our time together was a blessing. I think as much as I hate my life, I'm grateful that I was alive long enough to see my dog grow up 🐶

[valid roost]

But wolves in captivity live longer than most dogs

[cyan jackal]

Bark bark

[frigid sky]

May your dog rest in peace

[cyan jackal]

Oh wait i did not know the gravity if the situation

I saw someone say “whats a dog” then i had the obligation to go bark bark

[jaunty sierra]

Thank you dear stranger on internets, Mr. theguywhoasked 🥹

[frigid sky]

You're welcome 🙏

[cyan jackal]

I still have my dead dogs ashes

Been like 4 years

[frigid sky]

It's hard to believe that they're gone

[sacred current]

what up gang busters

[frigid sky]

Sad

You?

[sacred current]

why you sad broseph

[daring dew]

Welp
Time to get a cat now or a parrot
They'll live longer than you

[sacred current]

or a turtle

they will outlive you

[valid roost]

A parrot will outlive u

[sacred current]

probably

[daring dew]

Yep

The parrot will live till grandchildren

[valid roost]

A tortoise will outlive ur grandchildren

[tidal mango]

Id like to have an owl as a pet

[frigid sky]

Those gaint tortoise will outlived me and my kids

[sacred current]

then you can pass it on like an heirloom

[valid roost]

Some do

[daring dew]

It sounds good
But the problem is they make noise at night other than that great birds
Very cute

[valid roost]

Not that long

[daring dew]

Maybe till kids

[jaunty sierra]

No 😂 I wanna be free from burden of emotional commitment... so I visit someone else's place and feed their dog when i feel lonely

[sacred current]

parrots are a little annoyin tho tbh

[daring dew]

Get a cat
And don't have to worry about anything

[valid roost]

At most parrots live like 50-70

[sacred current]

i love my cat

[daring dew]

Not 60 - 70

[valid roost]

Can’t stand them

They are beautiful though

[sacred current]

my friend had a parrot that would only say "67" like constantly

made him want to shoot it ngl

[jaunty sierra]

Cats are nice too, now that I think about 😊
but i heard they can tear furnitures

[daring dew]

They don't

[valid roost]

Dogs do too

[daring dew]

But if you get a male cat
It pisses to asurt dominance

[jaunty sierra]

Lol

[valid roost]

But cats with stuff like scratch posts and proper training it won’t

[jaunty sierra]

terrifying

[sacred current]

i do that too so me and my cat always havin turf wars

[valid roost]

It’s to mark territory it’s called spraying

[daring dew]

Female cats go in heat and that is a bit annoying

[daring dew]

And making the house smell like piss

[jaunty sierra]

Yea, I cant get a dog in this new apartment eeeek

[valid roost]

Obvi

[sacred current]

just get a hamster tbh

then it dies and you get another

[valid roost]

Hampter

[sacred current]

they are literally like 5 bucks dude

[last ridge]

GG @sacred current, you just advanced to level 5 !

[jaunty sierra]

oh nooo lol

[daring dew]

They die to soon

My sister had one

It's lungs collapsed

[sacred current]

yeah that is true

oh dam

[valid roost]

Hampter just die

[daring dew]

Yeah

Easy

[sacred current]

my hampter died of a stroke

it was so sad to see ngl

[ember wagon]

He in a better place now

[hushed hazel]

rip

[ember wagon]

They* Xem*

[sacred current]

nah he goin straight to hell for all that murder

[hushed hazel]

lol

[valid roost]

I’ve read a thread about how people’s hampter’s die 😭

[jaunty sierra]

did u bury the hamster?

[sacred current]

they be dyin in the craziest ways

[valid roost]

They’ll die of a plastic bag scaring them

[daring dew]

They xem these netz

[sacred current]

yeah my brother did

held a funeral and everything

[daring dew]

I ate mine

Jk

[jaunty sierra]

eeeew wtf

[daring dew]

ITS A JOKE

[sacred current]

i lowk am curious what they would taste like

[jaunty sierra]

lol dont joke like that

[daring dew]

of course I buried it

[daring dew]

I did eat my rabbit
Rabbits taste good ngl

[sacred current]

that is fax

[sacred current]

like minecraft

[daring dew]

Especially in a soup

[daring dew]

Yep

[sacred current]

rabbit soup

[daring dew]

With rice
Yummy

[amber halo]

man sybau

[jaunty sierra]

dayum the topic escalated real fast

[sacred current]

lmao

[amber halo]

my bad ladies

i apologise for existing

[sacred current]

its healthy to joke about it

[daring dew]

Simp

[amber halo]

shii my bad

[jaunty sierra]

i feel better now ty

[jaunty sierra]

I have 30 usd gift card to spend on local store yay

[sacred current]

spend it all on OF

[jaunty sierra]

Honest question, do u guys really subscribe OF?

[sacred current]

only on holidays

[jaunty sierra]

what's special about holidays? 👀

[sacred current]

christmas themed ts

[jaunty sierra]

xD

okay okay

[sacred current]

i like when she dress up like elf on the shelf ya feel me

its like i wanna be that shelf

[jaunty sierra]

I personally find dressing up cutely as very sexy

but i have never subscribed to OF lol

[stiff jolt]

Hello

[sacred current]

i like to dress up as Snoop Dogg and twerk on live

[jaunty sierra]

XD

That's actually a good idea for this years Halloween

[sacred current]

lmaooo

[jaunty sierra]

Maybe I'll dress up as Snoop Dog

[sacred current]

might be seen as racist idk bro

dont get cancelled

[jaunty sierra]

Oh dang

I dont wanna give off racist vibes

[sacred current]

just dress up as the fortnite snoop dogg with the christmas outfit and youll be fine

look like you takin us to find to the moose man

[jolly field]

Nah I did it once cause the first 3 months were free

[sacred current]

AGHHHHHHH

[jaunty sierra]

xD

[jolly field]

Most models charge a LOT more aside from a subscription

[sacred current]

i dont mess wih OF no more cuz most of the chats are ran by 30 yr old dudes

[jolly field]

You ever wonder how someone's OF that costs 30 bucks a month nets in like a million a year?

To actually see anything is hundreds of dollars

Genuinely

[sacred current]

you seem to know a lot ab it blud...

[jaunty sierra]

Master of Adult video industries

[sacred current]

im diamond III on onlyfans

i only play comp

[jaunty sierra]

Mr. The Moose Man, we need ppl like u to share wisdom lol

[jaunty sierra]

Oh noooooo what's diamond 3?

They have tiers?

[jolly field]

I wanna be clear

I have never spent a dime on OF

Just free subscriptions

Like steam sales

But for whores

[sacred current]

i ong dont believe you twin

[jolly field]

100 bucks per minute of video btw

[jolly field]

I do not have the money to be spending on that lmao

[sacred current]

are you fr from Canada aye

[jolly field]

Yeah

[sacred current]

thats so lit

yall got some fire whiskey

[jolly field]

Crown?

[jaunty sierra]

Yeah... with 100 bucks, you could literally have...

1. Luxury dining for 1 person
2. Decent for family
3. Some guy posted gold leaf + caviar croissant cost 16 Euros or something, etc

[sacred current]

yupppp crown lmaooo

i had some maple whiskey it was so gas

[jolly field]

I once drank a full bottle of crown apple

In the span of 10 minutes

[sacred current]

dear god how are you even alive

[jolly field]

I was challenged by a marine to outdrink him

[sacred current]

you won?

[jolly field]

And I will be damned before I go down without a fight

[jolly field]

Yup

[sacred current]

goated

[jolly field]

I don't puke

Why, you're chopped