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Especially if it’s physical punishment yeah
You'd like it
I got a shotgun, 3 handguns, a hunting rifle and like 3 saws
eughhh
Also why you purple, Nut?
Stfu bro
BRO
Do u not like guns
Trivia winner
Nice nice, what brands
My index feels like it’s bleeding dude
Nut is CRAZY
YOOOOO
😭
Good bye guys you won't see me ever again TwT, (love you >w<)
She asked me the same exact thing you just did a few hours ago too
I've been calling him "Nut" for so long
Cya
bro
Cause we know what kind of person you are
Yes
Freak
Raised an eyebrow at this
yh genshin update
I'd have to double check and I'm not opening my gun safe rn
Ofc its genshin.
doesnt sound fair
I'll inform ya later though
uh huh
Who are you? and why are you leaving? 
No offense to you shiz, but that sounds expected out of genshin
hey doga
I have 30mb/s
Cool
It’s pretty good
How do I check?
How ya doin
Wait Im dumb
no
I can just do speed test
Hi Shiz
I just use steam’s download speed
Silly person + i just give up :3
No 😔
Dude I'm studying to be a future IT
good, had two tests today wbu?
This Blueberry ice cream is so good, it would make anyone feel creamy
and I need to ask how to do stuff like internet testing
hey josh
Send help
Guys graveyard keeper is free for keeps on steam rn if anyone is interested
I love graveyard keeper
How’d your classes go?
i’m not keeping anything that ain’t a bush
Word??
wait sorry
That's crazy
I have 426.75 mb/s for download, 36.83 for upload
I’ve seen what you’ve said you’ll do to those pop tarts…
Ah yeah, glad you're good, I'm ok thanks, slept till noon today
@fringe basalt did you shave since last time
Wtf bro
due to popular demand
I meant it
It's late for me
Oh wow miss popular
wifey…
So all the roblox kids are asleep
What time
11 pm
It’s actually been so long since I’ve had a pop tart. I kinda want one
the morning test I was stressing about wasnt so bad and the afternoon one i got 75% for some bullshit'
Ahh, you should sleep soon
Hihiii :D
boooo
It’s 5 am for me
I have a thing of pop tarts if you want it
Oh damn. Well at least it wasn’t too bad
Your popularity will be your downfall
What flavor?
ME
Doga, so many other people are up way later
I open chat and I just skim thru stuff and I read in arbitrary order, then I see someone leaving
😂 so i have no idea what's going on.
But I hope you are having good day and have good time 👍
where can i see my music history
@meager plover im sorry 😞
Chocolate chip
Oh. Nah
Also have strawberry downstairs
Ik, I am one of them, I'm usually in bed at 1, but still
Just don't become a content creator in minecraft or roblox
ture
Very
true*
Why don't you eat something besides noodles???
oh i will live it all
Ture
tureeeee
DO NOT
Nothing good to eat here
shhh.
my yt video is buffering and its on 720p
And the noodles had cheese on them
Doga, do you need me to doordash you some fruits or something?
thats how bad my wifi is rn'
Do i need to start a gofundme to feed u
I'm going to become a freak because of this ice cream
I think something is wrong with youtube
Ooooo fruit would be nice
Cause it was buffering for me earlier
Naw I don't need food
Shareee
I'm going to explode
Both on website and on the app
I got you

Druski, whatchu mean by that
Okay
BLAHHHH
Maybe, it's too good
Watermelon 
i want some ice cream
You good??
Thanks though
What flavor?
Yes
🤝 
i hate watermelon
My throat feeling sore from hving to talk so much today

Well apparently you are 16 so I can't say it
Been training 2 new dishwashers for the season
I will not become a freak
u sure it’s not from all the dih?
Lovely
FAHHHH
Wild
maybe they are buffering my video on purpose
I am not gay like some of the dudes here
im running 2 adblockers rn
Okay?
Uh?
shorty is drinking
Yeah
Right
Rip my chances
Sure
I can tell
i accept you as you are
I wrnt home to my moms house
I would never wish this upon you, but get in a call with clorox and fent
and you'll think other wise
LOL
And got so high and now her boyfriend is questioning me
I can't even imagine
You do not
Woooooooooo 
Wild
My brother and his friends flirt like crazy though
They cuddle
I can't tell
i need to clip my toe nails
If they're actually gay or not
Same
You know how you tell?
twinsies
Just bromance

How
Perhaps
The gayest always act the straightests, and the straightest always act the gayest
🤔
I see
I ate an entire tub of blue bunny's Blueberry cheesecake ice cream :(
God I love clipping pj and Dale on jjs
i’m laying on my tummy rn, so comfy
Fight me
I'm so ashamed of myself now that it's gone
My bad bro
it’s delicious
It’s 5 am I’m trynna sleep
Sounds like a great time
You a coward
It's okay
happens
its been 10 mins
chickenths
What is jjs
game on roblox
the update is at 1%
Oh
Ouch
Been there
i hope i don’t have nightmares tonight
I joined this server because the r/memes server got raided
🙏
Wait, to me it matters to save face. By face, which I mean, how I look outside to others. And ofc there's my inner reflection, which I use to check how I'm doing or feeling...
Some times my innerside don't wanna match with outside cos I wanna believe I have comfortable control over my emotions
I wish many sweet dreams upon you
THERE HE IS
thank you gorgeous
HELLO BIG MAAANNNN
And all the memes I sent in that server is lost media
See that would be too smart for me

Yeah I can tell
Yuck

Hello Clorissa
Big man
Fym my bad
I'm spent so
Wsg doga
Nm how goes it
bro
Don't care
I’m trying to grind ranked and my teamates are flirting with the enemy team
Hah
Youre also like 6 weeks in the past gang
What game?
Ow
Oh, something happen?
I do this
WAIT
You’re worse than a terrorist
I haven't seen fent in a bit
Ima eat you
Didn't they add voice chat for all??
What 
That's a compliment
big papa
Chilling my muscles are as stiff as a fucking brick
Thanks man
Imagine fighting for ur life on tank and ur mercy typing in that “chaaaaat i might be selling hahaha”
Or woman sorry
Go rest
The Local Fent Dealer
He don't understand
no
Dm prices

yoo wsg doga hyd
done that
Naw
That's how it was for me on rivals
Ahh rip
Never again
No shipping??
Heya Quiet I'm ok thanks hru
My back hurt
I’m so foricj
Quieett
Fucked

My bad
Help
Shorty
Hehehehsbbs
W all g here js chilling
Nope
wsg nitro
I gotta adios man just in pain and getting older
Good good
Feel better
Unc
Sonn they gonna call you a grandpa
But take care clorox
Is shorty under the influence
Did fent leave??
Yes
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Not sure
I think he did
Ah he did
Goodbye yall 👋
Cya
I had a syringe Jell-O shot
Dang
Huh
Yeah that's a completly different topic
@sterile arrow hey hate to bug you but you know why fent left?

One time a friend of mine said, "Instead of helping you, I'll just put a bandage on your wound" 😭
But then my another friend picked it up, and said "wow u'r genius, cos that's how I envision bikinis" ☠️
I died 
Could just ask fent
idk what his user is
shamguard
he cant let his gang knows he uses discord
I don't think I have him added on discord tbh
I do
I do too
i have him on ig but this mf does not respond to anything
😭
Wild
Wait guys
I know 🐶 🐶 🐶 😭 😂 boys being boys
he unfollowed me on ig for some reason idk why
alongside a few others too
Mhm
you still have him tho
no actually fr
Hmm
I’m sorry dude
i still have him added on dis
It is
Wrong reply
Ah
Pink Floyd is pretty cool
Heir 😭
i agree
im soo back

That was really funny
Good
I miss my nonexistent wifey
lmfao i have to share this
I need to get a new phrase to say
hey...
my sisters history test just got handed back to her
Cheese.
Hiii
one of the questions was "who ruled the soviet union before Joseph Stalin?"
hyb

Queso
she wrote John Lennon
I’m good. Relaxing. How are you?
bro go shower
😭
@tepid crane
In the shdow
im fine too

😛

Stinky
Whoever got my voodoo doll
I miss vine
Stroke it a lil
Real
What
oatmeal
sandwich
I can hear bro
What do you put it oatmeal
lowkey
oat meal sandwich
High key
Why am I thirsty and hungry
calebcity
I already had dinner
Jerry the dope
Dog
dfs
can’t talk rn i’m showering
Cus water and food
Proof?
True

John Lennon's facial appearance (on Google's search page) has closer resemblance to one of Silicon Valley's genius minds such as Steve Jobs imo... than all good Soviet Monarchy... tho I think it was Peter something who ruled as the last monarch? idk tbh
Shes got an old phone
Jiggle my balls to Niagara Falls when I see you I’m not just gunna touch you.. ima fuck you
Rip
balls
i can’t even take ss bro
Retweet
@feral kraken goodnight 

do it
i dare you
Can’t even record my screen
Goodnight doggaaa
finally u changed that fuck ass pfp
proud of you
Hulk pp
Lemme switch to my pc
my father is in the photo btw
Bro

Mak hating
its so cool
@cerulean notch what he said but imagine I’m saying it to you

I've gotta admit, it is cool
shes just a hater
meow if you want troys feet pics
Can i give all of you cholera
MEOW
born and raised
actually no I don’t want feet
i hate feet
Hi
I am waiting for gyoza
I want Troy, just not his feet
Missing out lowkey
bills need to be paid
Dude you gotta check on shorty lol
Guys how do I acquire gifs on this app
its c squadron of the Rhodesian sas
oh no
Omds
Bruh
@willow topaz hiiii lady
I saw her taking interesting looking shots
c squadron was the only one tho at least until 1978
Neat
Girllll
Omds
How much you drank?
Shes back
I guess im mutted bruh
Someone get shorty inside
Shorty can you say the alphabet when you’re drunk without messing up
Just wannaknow if you can pass a dui test
i couldnt say it sober
fr fr
Has to be backwards too I believe
Say it backwards while skipping every letter and tipy toeing
close enough
Clever
drunk shorty is more clever than normal shorty
She will fall 😭
i actually passed my dui test with flying colors
🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
didn’t i troy @rough orchid
4
Who we lying to
uhmmm??
Hellll yeah
i still smoke tho
Never passed a dui test
An never got a dui tested
i’m gonna drink tomorrow night just to prove a point
well TROY made me do it
quit fr fr
Me cause I’m naive
best thing i ever did
Woah
I remember when weed got legalized in nyc
Buy me alcohol mak
Shit felt like a dream
i turn 21 in 5 days
no do the sobriety test
nooooo
I was in ny when it happened I was real young tho
First thing someone did was try to sell it to me infront of cops
I was like 17 or 19
When it happened
I remeber seeing like
I forgot ifit was pre covid or after
Manhattan
I was in harlem
weed is disgusting imo
One message removed from a suspended account.
looks like an ass
Hmm 
im in love fr fr
Looks like a tooth
Snoopy
I won a battle against a Spaghetti sauce jar
HI GUYS ITS ME
Hellooo 
Hello
Have you tried cooking spaghetti but the jar won't open? Man... these jars are really tightly sealed
My hands 🫶
i hate pickle jars cuz they are hard to open
i gtg
i hate pickle jars cause they dont fit 
and when they do its bad

I don't know what inuendo is... cos I'm too young for that 😊
arent you like 30 bro
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
whats happening?
Discord is only for ppl between 16+ and 26? I can only count till 26... counting big numbers is hard

You're welcome!
i want soup
i love soup
yes im terrifying
Afrikaner food 🤤
Afrika?
yuh
italian soup
it was home to some of the greatest special forces in the world at one point
in the 70s and 80s
Sadly i only know about Pizza and Spaghetti... and maybe Rizotto? like they eat Aldante
minestrone
it is an italian vegetable soup
very good
Can you name them?
the Rhodesian sas selous scouts and recces
some others as well
but i dont recall
I searched online and the descriptions say, "Zuppa is the most famous Italian soup. Minestrone is a soup that's known for seasonal vegetables"
SAS? As in Special Air Service of UK?
yeah
Rhodesia was a british colony
Well yes I just like minestrone better cause my nonna makes it more
much like Australia has its own sas
But all soup is good
Wow that's pretty interesting story for a 3rd person like me, who isn't affected by the history of Africa
Aha! That's very interesting
In particular because I link cuisines to the wisdom of the culture
The more you know about their food, the more you can understand their way of life
Anyways
i have a deep history in the continent
my family settled there in the 1660s
I'm sure almost all Major countries, such as Australia that has big impact on the world, would have certain Special Forces unit for deployment overseas
Primarily because, Army or whatever you wanna call them (maybe military) is necessary to protect Assets and Lives of their citizens (even in foreign sovereign area)
wow
That's amazing, would love to hear the story
so amazing wow!
well i have the most stories about my dad and grandpa
my dad was born in Rhodesia
his family were Afrikaners who came to the colony in 1947 or 48 from south africa
Ah, Google says Rhodesia is now modern day Zimbabwe, is that true?
Aha!
i was born in zimbabwe
i think my grandfather left south africa due to like law trouble or debt
Awch
cause my grandpa was like kinda a criminal during ww2
he was in the ob which being in the ob wasnt a crime but like what he was doing was criminal
like sabotage
Hello
Hmm that's very crude history
Hellooo 
I'm thankful to you for being alive today and being present today here @stinky
the ob Ossewabrandwag was pro german
like they were like we dont want south africa in ww2
Because I believe that Being alive is a grace in itself that we shouldn't forget
like they were hardline afrikaner nationalists or something
like they were only pro german because they were anti british
Ah... Why did South Africa had to choose sides between Nazi Germany & Non-Nazi (such as Allies of WWII)?
it was like the enemy of my enemy is my friend
Aha
The philosophy of ally in politics does have connections to your quote
"Enemy of enemy is my friend"
because Afrikaners have German ancestry and hated the British for the 2nd boer war they wanted the british out of south africa
Really? ohh so you are saying that the general sentiment of population during the WWII, was on the side of Germans, because people felt blood-connections to German ppl?
but south africa was still pro allies the Ossewabrandwag was still kinda successful because in 1945 the Ossewabrandwag kinda dissolved and became the national party which would come into power in 1948
yeah and like the boer war was still fresh
Aha
I just Googled the definition of Afrikaners
I see your point now
So you have mostly white nationality blood?
Holy dead char
I was very confused at first cos I dont have any source or background data to confirm anything related to African history
im not mostly white im white
Ohhh
CHAIR
mostly white would be like coloured (thats not a racist term here its like mixed)
Aha

Hello roomie
Wow the etymology

Ender
ello
Internet woohoo
but yeah we are like a very prideful people like boer women in the boer war would write to their husbands when they were in prison saying like if you surrender to the british you are not my husband
like the brits were scared of the boers
like there are stories of like boer soldiers not taking cover in gunfights with the british because they thought god would save them from bullets
we are Calvinists meaning like we believe in predestination
I'm Christian in Modern day sense of Christian
But if I was living in 1860s, my practices and beliefs would have been too secular
Because one of the cornerstones of my belief comes from a famous French writer
like i heard a story once of like british soldiers riding to a boer farm house and the men were gone to fight in the war and the women of the house met the soldiers with rifles
"God doesn't favor numbers, he favors those who shoot well" or something
sup Gucci gang
and they were more politicly extreme then the men were like they had an ideal of a mother of a nation
I would never want a situation or be stuck in a loop where I have to give my community a gun (even so a woman) but when I look at history far back, I can see why it makes sense
like they would disown sons or husbands for being cowards
@surreal obsidian wb now
Are we talking about post WWII?
Tu madre
no pre ww2 like 1899 1902
que
ah
no we got cucked in post 2nd boer war
like the british ruined us
like put us in concentration camps to break the men
That sucks
like they realized the men were only fighting because the women were back home
so they burned farms and took the women and children and put them in camps
and it just made the men more angry
Wow
cause the women would sneak letters out saying like keep fighting
Isn't that like war crime according to current international laws? to confine/harm/enslave civilians
that's just terrible
yeah but it was the british empire in 1899 and the early 1900s
Yikes
also afrikaner men were like the tallest in the world then apparently
like i think the average height for them was like 6'0
Women love tall men 😂 😂
Like in any parts of the world
So much so that memes are abundant
Love & hate
nuh uh
which the normal height of the average british soldier 5'5
5'5 is good
but 6 is super good
my dad is 6'1 or something
Wow, big clap
ill be 21 on the 15th
i have 27
yeah my dad was a womanizer back in the day
Ah
he had his first daughter when he was 18 in 1968
Okay, that's something that women in my country would hate to hear and wont ever let that happen (usually) and even force laws against men who try that
but I personally dont think that's a problem (except it can be complicated)
well it was also Rhodesia in 1968
I just live to know one thing
Is my life predestined
or is it free with choices
I do try to figure that out
i think its predestined
hi guys i finished wiping
for example my father lived when he was supposed to die
I can manipulate people sometimes with thoughts
like when he was 25 he took a bullet to the face
and wonder
if that's some feature or just bug
Okay bullet
I have a theory about telepathy
and just wanna know
why or how it works
Then i guess ill die


I kinda imagine future where humans will be able to communicate between long distances using telepathy
If that's true then
That would be crazy
i'm afraid of ppl hacking the system and straight up telepathing you zip bombs
people can hold multiple psy ops operations at international level at high accuracy
u get your telepathy ip leaked and someone transmits you an anuerysm
GG @jaunty sierra, you just advanced to level 26 !
or be enslaved by aliens like Kerigan
that'd be fun
Well, you misunderstand how I imagine world works
i always told my dog in private that if he ever talked i would keep it a secret
theyll never know
did he talk?
theyre gonna think im crazy
ok. Fact: when the average human sleeps they typically only breath through one nostril at a time, switching every few hours, that's why some time u might wake up and have one clogged nostril but the other might be fine.
I can jump and die anytime
what happens if it decides to switch to the clogged one? 0_0
Hi Im gay what's your name
But mystery and unspoken rules that must be cracked is amazing
hi gay my name is rook
idk bro, i think ur body just knows what its doing, hopfully...
There are entire dimensions of dread and terror lying dormant in your mind that are just waiting for you to get one bad lucid nightmare to reveal themselves.
i managed re entry into Kerban without a heat shield somehow
Hmm well what if Brain has intentions of its own
how.

the trick is unironically
my stomach is rumbling
I have multiple theories related to telepathy. I hold at least 3 big ideas which seem possible
what what
stuff gets weird in the territory, there's never any guarantee you'll be able to control things
you can have some of my rice n chicken im making
but i have little proof due to lack of ability to gather evidence
YUMMM
spin so incredibly fast that no one side heats up enough for heat damage
WHATTTT
it was a 2000 rated + only tournament too
peak ksp logic
GG @zealous gust, you just advanced to level 2 !
so idk how I did so well
cheating
My name is jeff
woahh congrats mate
True. Because Unless it is 1, it isn't turned on
You guys lost the game
you practice with strategy fr
hru ma'am
But if I was genuinely mind controlling at mature level, would you guys even know that you were not?
sometimes it's not just about how much practice it's about practicing effectively
just had an online lecture, it was early morning so i haven't gotten to breakfast yet
Yes
wby gay
nuh uh
there's always the chance that you're just imagining it and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
ooo fun, what's on your mind for breakfast
I'm good, just about to head to bed
omelette omelette omelette
we are driving 3 hours to see family tomorrow
Well then, how can people feel it globally
YUM
ooo you should rest up
Let's talk about global common experience
store energy
Yo dev, can u get my friend un blacklisted
If I was delusional single personally, i wouldnt be able to tell a difference
I won't be the one driving, I was gonna drive me and my sister and her bf, but my parents wanted to carpool because my aunt volunteered to drive my older brother so now the rest of us fit in 1 car, so naturally they want to drive
ill have lots of time to pester you guys
However, it's not me who is feeling different, but others and their testimonies, that reveal that the experience is shared
without limits in distance (i mean the circumference of Earth isnt big enough to even have a lag in this transmission system)
Blehh
Connard
Ooo nice, hope you have fun!
chark
GG @gloomy spruce, you just advanced to level 1 !
Hey Anna
Hii doga
:D ty doga
Anyways zzZ
Hiii dev
At least i got yall entertained a little
you should play f1 with me
Hruuu
Eh
Good hruuu
🤤 i love brain
How gud are ye?
I'm ok thanks
:/
ass
im a delusional single dw, i cant tell the difference either
Nice
Id play forza tho
like in a 20 lap race im probably using rewind 2-3 times and only on 65% ai
hi chat
What?
Yea
Being delulu is fun
im a delusional single
Hiii
i cant help it man 😞
What the FUHH does that mean
how are you
I wonder if it's just genetics coherent to a bug in my system
Yknow what we perceive is an illusion anyways
Hello
Good hru
or genetics related special feature? in which case i should be able to harness more
SPLAIN DAT THESEUS
I’m mailing u a glitter bomb
glitter!
😋
Classic
kawaii desu
What if the glitter are rainbow
LMAO
true, and the nap will hittt
What the
this is a great idea
Hey hey anna
sup ari hyd
Whats good
okay ima make dinner
Ah not that welsh jit
I’m good hru yall
I just woke up gonna see where the day takes me
sailing with no compass i see
I use water and pin
Lwk rotting on the couch eating onion ring chips
Off to the most stormy seas i sail
I didn't know you was chill like that
the sadder part is there's ppl faking it as an excuse and just making things worse for those who actually deal with it 😔
Grahhh
eating breakfast 🍳
wbyy
Hell yeah enjoy
Just chilling all good
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just checked the my eyes only part of snap chat and this was the only thing in there
...
that's great :) hope your loved ones are doing good too
Aww thanks!! I hope the same too ❤️
The heck
I'll take





