general

[quick pine]

John kaisen

[upbeat echo]

sup

[last ridge]

GG @full pond, you just advanced to level 3 !

[full pond]

In Jesus name how soon is raquel Kristine Ping going to send me a friend request and fall in love with me and become mrs. Raquel Kristine Mercer?

[jaunty sierra]

What if we all die cos of Big Bang

[full pond]

In Jesus name how soon is raquel Kristine Ping going to send me a friend request and fall in love with me and become mrs. Raquel Kristine Mercer?

[coral barn]

Mmmmmmmmmmuted

[deep oasis]

Shii bro

Id keep a ded girls body too 😅✌️

[jaunty sierra]

Wow good job

[acoustic lava]

bro pls

[proud lodge]

Did @full pond just got muted?

[jagged birch]

hi to all! Anyone learning english?

[acoustic lava]

he did?

[proud lodge]

It says so in his profile.

[acoustic lava]

No, piss off

[oblique nexus]

Yeah

[acoustic lava]

Oh yeah, his name turned grey 💔

[acoustic lava]

That is a bot Labib

[jaunty sierra]

How can we afford nice things if you keep burning them? 😭

[oblique nexus]

No it isn't. It's a real girl, just like you

[royal sparrow]

Behdyduduud

[shy arrow]

heyylllowowow

[royal sparrow]

ㄟㄊㄛˇㄧㄍㄊ

[proud lodge]

So, one can get muted for a week in this server, uhh?

[oblique nexus]

No

[royal sparrow]

二班納看現在洗腦喔沒跑步

[deep oasis]

Would u keep a ded girls body?

Cuz u luv her

[oblique nexus]

That shi get stinky real quick

[fringe basalt]

how u keep gettin unmuted young blood

[halcyon lake]

yo jj what you say say hey

[patent coral]

Don’t you see the beauty in some of this poetry

[jaunty sierra]

Should I buy some fried chicken and sushi 🤤

I'm too lazy to go out

The mart in my town has really reasonable margin on all prices, with little middlemen involved in logistics

I don't understand why people pay more for same offer

[quaint ridge]

yes

[jaunty sierra]

🐶 ❤️

[marsh dirge]

I had a coffee and 3 cans of energy drinks

[surreal cloud]

ラザニア

[full ravine]

youre tweaking

nuh uh

TTTTTTOOOOOOMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK' I DO

[maiden skiff]

good afternoon guys

[amber halo]

hey lol

papa smurf

[inner flame]

damn male beings

[marsh dirge]

Hopefully you're not smurfin on cs 2

[maiden skiff]

what cs 2?

[crimson oak]

Sex

[marsh dirge]

Counter Strike 2

[jaunty sierra]

Counter Strike 2 is huge in big Europe

[vale root]

Where have you been

Also hello

[maiden skiff]

lmao

does the man control the donut or does the donut control the man?

[opaque smelt]

hey

hello

hola

[jaunty sierra]

hellooo

[jolly field]

Would go crazy rn I can't lie

[jaunty sierra]

Have you seen the 200 mil dollar fire on Reddit today?

[ember wagon]

Purble Palace

[maiden skiff]

be fr who plays dandys world✌️

[jolly field]

wth is dandys world

[simple fable]

Listen to me

u bum

All u wanna do

Is sit here and type

Talk bout bs

[maiden skiff]

lol

search it

[simple fable]

U aint trynna slide for ur block

U aint ever did nun

[maiden skiff]

a newgen game✌️

[simple fable]

Papa smurf in the spot so he get up and leave

Who cornballed me

[jolly field]

yeah who did that

[simple fable]

Moose man

[jolly field]

lets go searching gang

ME?????

[jolly field]

wheres your proof

[simple fable]

Im mad

And when im mad bad things tend to happen

[jaunty sierra]

Digital space is like a real estate, in that it's valuable because of traffic and flow of people. Idk why you being here, makes this place worse, except for (obviously) toxicity if you bring here

[simple fable]

Its because when im mad i do very atrocious things

[maiden skiff]

lol

[jolly field]

red turn cheeks, run

[simple fable]

Shut up

When my pants turn brown run

[maiden skiff]

good night for me

[simple fable]

U beach

[daring dew]

More like eastern Europe

[snow adder]

bro what y'all talking bout 😭😭

[daring dew]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[simple fable]

U the est leader?

Est k

[snow adder]

?

wdym

[simple fable]

est k

[surreal cloud]

Guh

[jolly field]

big europe like its a corporation

[snow adder]

cluh

[simple fable]

europe

[jaunty sierra]

I didn't mean it to sound like big "corpa" 😵‍💫

[surreal cloud]

愿全能的毛泽东保佑我的灵魂

[jolly field]

big euro doesnt want you to know this but you can actually underspend on your military and limp on the US

[snow adder]

bro what

[simple fable]

Somebody finally said it

[surreal cloud]

特拉维夫正在倾听，所以要小心

[simple fable]

Fax

[vague kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2O0VhgNLegYwsN3iV9nYLC?si=d8dbcb60f941474f

[jolly field]

beijing impressed

[snow adder]

this is the most random conversation I have ever heard

[simple fable]

What do u wanna talk about

[snow adder]

idk

[surreal cloud]

中国感谢你们

[jaunty sierra]

True... but aren't Scandinavian (the Northen part of European) people also fans of CS2? Or so i thought

[simple fable]

Yes we are fans of cs2

[snow adder]

maybe like gas stations?

[daring dew]

They 50/50 with valorant

[surreal cloud]

I only play it so I can troll Russian kids and never drop them skins

[simple fable]

valorant is the most turkish game i have ever seen

[snow adder]

who plays Valorant bro 💀💀

[jolly field]

I thank the wise and powerful government

[daring dew]

I was thinking Israeli but alright

[jaunty sierra]

Ah, trueee, they haz that 🐱

[simple fable]

I have learned russian from playing csgo and cs2

[daring dew]

Most people are there for e dating

[surreal cloud]

你的社会信用将会提升

[snow adder]

can u translate that for me?

[surreal cloud]

I only know how to insult

[simple fable]

Israel doesnt waste its time on gaming

[daring dew]

It does

[simple fable]

Everyone does bro cmon

[surreal cloud]

Tel Aviv is listening so be careful

[simple fable]

They got the most common curse words

[daring dew]

Blyat

[simple fable]

Pidaras nahui ti cyka

[daring dew]

Cyka blyat

[surreal cloud]

The best ones are the ones in German imo

Pure hatred

[jolly field]

why does it sound like its playing in like a 2020 era discord vc

[daring dew]

Nine

[simple fable]

yh cause they sound angry asf

[snow adder]

f*ck

?

[jolly field]

og rythm was sounding like this i swear

[surreal cloud]

我吃玉米时不咬人

[simple fable]

I mean yh not comparing it to English cause everyone speaks it

[weary obsidian]

amateur

[snow adder]

so I need lvl 5 to get image perms?

[surreal cloud]

就像我爷爷常说的，你宁愿在水槽里拉屎，也不愿在水槽里拉屎

[weary obsidian]

ew... no?

[jolly field]

我吃玉米的时候会咬人

[simple fable]

The Chinese plotting against us

[jolly field]

free will going crazy right now i could just disappear

[surreal cloud]

弱

[snow adder]

🤞🤞

[still tundra]

@vague kite I didn’t even do it

[snow adder]

man

I'm bored af

[jaunty sierra]

I know about edating. It's where people date over the internet 🐱 but there's side effect of edating... such as people can have multiple edating at once... which ruins the commitment imo

[jolly field]

男性怀孕

[surreal cloud]

向中国汇款

[snow adder]

translate

Pls

[simple fable]

我有眼睛，我能看见

[daring dew]

E dating is good if your girlfriend and her boyfriend agree 😉

[surreal cloud]

热

[surreal cloud]

Send money to China

[daring dew]

Ni hao fine shyt

[surreal cloud]

你好，好样的

[simple fable]

多少

[daring dew]

Grok translate this shi

[jolly field]

热

[solemn thicket]

glory to the ccp

[surreal cloud]

[jolly field]

"male pregnancy"

[daring dew]

Wow

[simple fable]

我更热

[jolly field]

oh thats not what they said

i just felt like sayin it

[surreal cloud]

足以让你破产

[still tundra]

@willow topaz Jess is being mean to me

[jaunty sierra]

Imma do floppaspin for a second to shake off that thought away from me lol.
I don't wanna harm a happy couple from their happy relationship. And commitment is very wholesome experience that lasts long years 🐶

[simple fable]

我努力做了一件好事

[jolly field]

what did you do to get server muted bro

[daring dew]

It's hello, well-done

[surreal cloud]

I said greetings good man

[simple fable]

你让我没有任何理由不去做我计划好的事情。

[daring dew]

No i meant in most cases people use e dating as a pass of time

[jolly field]

i know i just like male pregnancy @magic ridge cough take notes bitch'

[simple fable]

Blicky?

[magic ridge]

forgot to tell you i'm pregnant 🫃

[surreal cloud]

中国会卖掉你的器官来弥补损失

[jolly field]

YEAHHHHH BABY

[magic ridge]

YESSIR

[still tundra]

Blicky Jess has been mean to me

I did the Eric cartman impression

@vague kite it was a cartman impression!!

[simple fable]

你休想做任何事，你不想见识一下我邪恶的中国一面。

[jolly field]

mf got threatened with a mute and then said "try me" its just darwinism atp

[magic ridge]

it's not just jess 😭 🥀

[still tundra]

And I had muted myself while doing that impression you falsely did that

[still tundra]

2 people did an impression of trump and I got muted

[still tundra]

Like

Racism

Too the max ngl (satire)

[surreal cloud]

毛泽东阉割此人，召唤饥荒于其血脉

[simple fable]

💔

[jaunty sierra]

o-oh okay... um...

[magic ridge]

son 😭

[still tundra]

It’s satire

I litterly put under it satire

[magic ridge]

ik ik

[daring dew]

Very common in the ducked up internet

[surreal cloud]

I feel like China replaced me with a clone

[simple fable]

说到中国人，他们随时都会选择我而不是你。我已经投入了太多心血，我劝你赶紧停止，免得事情发展到疯狂的地步。我真是个彻头彻尾的恶人。

Whatever they throwin im addin a k

Aint gonna lie i do shots for the gang

[surreal cloud]

越多越好，只要你不对中国散布侮辱，我很乐意和你合作。
荣耀归于毛泽东

[jaunty sierra]

I mean, some people use online space for studies, for entertainment, for socializing... and some even find their true love. I think it's up to people what to do(or decide) with their time

[glass drift]

Chinese spies

[daring dew]

I don't believe this
Because I have been using dc for 5 years and have only found crazy people not true love

[surreal cloud]

吻我

[simple fable]

我绝不敢对中国有任何不敬之意，中国在我心中占据着重要的位置，我毕生致力于此。然而，你们对待我并不公平，我需要一份道歉。

[cunning plover]

What the

[surreal cloud]

我为过去的行为感到抱歉，因为我不知道你在华人社区的存在

[surreal cloud]

你好，兄弟

[jaunty sierra]

You know they say, the only 'free-cost' in this world is your time. Which is 24 hours of valuable commodity that you gain every day. And there's only you who know how you'll spend it

[cunning plover]

Holy swiggily line chat

[cunning plover]

Bambi guess what

[daring dew]

Well only 12 hours
No one uses 24 hours of their day

[warm lion]

Chinese ahh chat

[surreal cloud]

תהילה לנתניהו

[cunning plover]

Aight nvm

[surreal cloud]

What up?

[daring dew]

Mossad agent speaking

[cunning plover]

I got my licence twan

I can be a dangerous driver now

[surreal cloud]

Netanyahu blessed you

[cunning plover]

Really did

[indigo hare]

@sterile edge

[surreal cloud]

Run over them illegal immigrants

[cunning plover]

💀

[surreal cloud]

Sry Charlie Kirk took control of my body there

[cunning plover]

[surreal cloud]

תהילה לנתניהו המלך היהודי הכל-יכול

[cunning plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424775769451794636/1438892494963216435/5af2224e3799801836d5c0768ad82ea1.gif

[jaunty sierra]

Ever napped in warm Summer afternoon, while laying on bed or sofa, dreaming about some happy distant life? I think good sleep is rewarding and thus good part of value life

[daring dew]

Sleeping is necessary like water

[surreal cloud]

שלח כסף לישראל

[daring dew]

Not a luxury

[winged pine]

YO

GUESS WHAT

[winged pine]

jew

[surreal cloud]

Chicken butt

[winged pine]

YYYYEAEAHHHHHHH

how are u guys

[surreal cloud]

[winged pine]

[surreal cloud]

Idk i feel autistic

[winged pine]

same same

[surreal cloud]

My man

[winged pine]

ARE WE BROTHERS?

[surreal cloud]

Ong

[crimson oak]

@surreal cloud

[surreal cloud]

[winged pine]

[surreal cloud]

问候，我的好先生

[winged pine]

he got jealous

[crimson oak]

I dont understand German

[crimson oak]

I was gonna flex steamhappy on him

[cunning plover]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbid-rabbids-go-rabbids-wiimote-funny-gif-21266291

[crimson oak]

[indigo hare]

@vague kite

[cunning plover]

Today I gotta drive home

[surreal cloud]

すみません、今からアニメの話をします

[cunning plover]

Wonder how driving a automatic will be

[full ravine]

on the lawnmower

[cunning plover]

Nuh uh I got a licence now

[full ravine]

lawnmower licence

[cunning plover]

I don't need to wipp the lawnmower around

[crimson oak]

I dont understand yapanese

[cunning plover]

😭😭😭

[surreal cloud]

Bro this game I legit forgot it existed

[surreal cloud]

Guh

[cunning plover]

The show is better

[glass drift]

depends on the automatic gears

[surreal cloud]

I like the part where they shove an egg up a chickens ah

[elfin gale]

Good morning everyone

[cunning plover]

Eh the car has a manual mode too so can't be that bad

No clutch still

But

[glass drift]

its normal

[surreal cloud]

Man I have my driving exam this year too

Hope Netanyahu blesses me

[cunning plover]

Bro the exam car was insane

[jaunty sierra]

Life has multiple parts, but life after retirement is also very interesting. Consider a situation, where one person lives till 60 or 65 and dreams about living a happy old age life. To this person, luxury can be a pension life, where he receives necessary life support such as good water, healthy food and comfort in knowing everyone is fine. At least to a some extent, we can agree that luxury can also mean necessary rest and joy with safety

[cunning plover]

The clutch was a fucking feather

[jaunty sierra]

It's okay if you disagree with me

[daring dew]

@grok summarize this

[thorny monolith]

Am I the only metrologist here🤑💔

[winged pine]

lol

[cunning plover]

I stalled the car out like 3 times I didn't get used to it at all 😭😭😭

A whole hour was torture

[daring dew]

It is what it is

[mental hemlock]

POOOOOOOP

[surreal cloud]

The one in Italy is torture bc they don't use Italian like the normal language they use the burocratic language like the way lawyers speak

[cunning plover]

💀💀💀

[winged pine]

GUEESSS WHAAATTT

CCHIIICCKKEEENNN BUUUTTTTTT

[cunning plover]

Bambi don't try and be fast, be safe

[surreal cloud]

If I fail istg imma make my president pregnant

[cunning plover]

🤯

[winged pine]

wut

[surreal cloud]

Dw ab it

[winged pine]

where are you from @surreal cloud

[surreal cloud]

Italy

[winged pine]

oh

go on

[mental hemlock]

Damn mb bro. Didnt wanna mess with your 6 pack muscles

Holy jacked

[surreal cloud]

Let's hope

[winged pine]

LOL WHATS THAT GONNA DO ABOUT CHICKEN BUTT

LMAO

[winged pine]

thanks mate

[winged pine]

girlfriend

NO

WIFE

FU

[gray pagoda]

LMAO

[winged pine]

wtf why do you have them both

[last ridge]

GG @winged pine, you just advanced to level 3 !

[winged pine]

none they all look too indian

[winged pine]

AND WHY IS YOUR MOTHER A CROCODILE

WHHYYY

[quick pine]

Id walk away

[winged pine]

SO MUCH THING IS WRONG WITH THIS PHOTO

[mental hemlock]

[cunning plover]

Like I was quite slow in the city I was nervous as fuck but I was safe. Examiner said I would have failed but due to i was safe he said just practice more and you will be all good

Passed me

[jaunty sierra]

If you were to define Luxury life as "Spending or Consumption of high priced products and services", then you are exact demographics of people whom companies love to attain. Which in itself isn't a bad thing, but if that definition of Luxury was important to you, I'd still go with choosing a Reasonable life, where prices of good and services are affordable

[gray pagoda]

I would save money 😈 😈 sigma phonk music

[mental hemlock]

*Starts playing Mickey Mouse phonk

[daring dew]

Omg bro it's not that deep
Stop yapping
You're venti not freaking socrates

[jaunty sierra]

[daring dew]

When you're trying to sell kfc in Rome and freaking socrates comes and says stuff like
If meat is your power what are you without it

[oak crater]

Hambarget

[maiden skiff]

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy (hey what up girl?) got my glasses im out the door im gonna hit this city before i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack cause when i leave for the night i aint coming back

[compact sail]

Ain't the same

[maiden skiff]

bro your so slow typing

[wet thorn]

non binary papa smurf

[maiden skiff]

stfuuc

[surreal cloud]

I hope so man I'm rly anxious ab driving

[cunning plover]

Like before the exam i didnt drive a full month

[wide pumice]

It's time to drink

[cunning plover]

Just be safe and you will pass

[maiden skiff]

hawak mo ang beat

oh no wrong language

[surreal cloud]

I have the theory exam first and it's like speaking to a lawyer when reading the questions or the book

[jaunty sierra]

Soon we'll have to add bioengineering definitions to existing major definitions of "meat":

1. part of organic body
2. food source and energy for Carnivores or Omnivores

but later, I think as part of major definition, it should include,
3) biofactory, served for production of organic parts(such as proteins) and sustaining organic data(such as DNA)
4) part of organic entity(such as humans)

idk the rest... i'm stupid

[cunning plover]

Yall don't do it on some pc?

[sharp jungle]

Meow :3

[surreal cloud]

We do it on the exam day but we got books to study from

Even the online version

[cunning plover]

💀

Eh kinda the same here

But just online form

[hushed hazel]

Duddddeeeeeeeeee

I’m so geeeked

[cunning plover]

Bro I have done every exam and test just on the line

I've had all the max wrong answers

Im such a snake dawg

[daring dew]

Jokes on you pookie
I'm in a third world country
We won't have that shi

[cunning plover]

Passed by on a thread

[jaunty sierra]

I've been to few post soviet countries and I remember eating McDonalds and KFC

[daring dew]

Bro has travelled
Eh
I've personally so far gone to turkey
Iran and china

[jaunty sierra]

Ah, sorry, I was confused. I confused Third world countries with Second world countries

[wide pumice]

LMAO

[daring dew]

Haha

[jaunty sierra]

Geography and Chemistry are my weakest parts

im actually blushing

[daring dew]

Post Soviet country people eating big Mac for the first time finally understanding democracy

[daring dew]

Bro probably kicking her feet to rn

[maiden skiff]

im going to manila

i will

[wide pumice]

Hes

And slamming a miller lite

[daring dew]

Or popping a zyn

[wide pumice]

😭

[maiden skiff]

guys i just got grape

[shy adder]

Hi everybody im ben

[jaunty sierra]

Hellooo

[rugged valley]

No you aren’t

[maiden skiff]

my dad gave me grape

[shy adder]

Im referncing the wonderland system

[shy adder]

Hai

[shy adder]

Ik

[rugged valley]

[maiden skiff]

im so happy that i just go grape

[still tundra]

@vague kite unmute me so I can leave the vc I’m getting bored off this and you’ll forget too unmute me next time if I leave without bieng unmuted

Thanks

[bold cape]

gotchu twin

[maiden skiff]

glam face game face egg face disco face working at the pizza place looking like a pizza face cool camo fish slay epic racing face feeling kind of cute face looking like a new face blue wow yay face

[daring dew]

Hi big Ben
I'm W

[warm lion]

glam face game face egg face disco face working at the pizza place looking like a pizza face cool camo fish slay epic racing face feeling kind of cute face looking like a new face blue wow yay face

[crimson oak]

Hi

[maiden skiff]

w w✅

w akveoni

ohio respect✅

[last ridge]

GG @maiden skiff, you just advanced to level 7 !

[civic wave]

what the flip

[maiden skiff]

what the fudge

[solar pewter]

Hello:)

[maiden skiff]

kamusta kaibigan

translating hello friend

[halcyon lake]

hiya

[daring dew]

Hi

[fathom osprey]

ola

[acoustic lava]

Too many jews

[fathom osprey]

que tal y'all

[fathom osprey]

What's wrong with that

[acoustic lava]

no coins

[halcyon lake]

too many Sam Fernandez

[fathom osprey]

?

[acoustic lava]

this about to be me on you if you don't stfu

[daring dew]

Ai

[fathom osprey]

stop racism kids

[daring dew]

Let that sink in

[acoustic lava]

wrong video bruh wtf

[daring dew]

Yes

[last ridge]

GG @daring dew, you just advanced to level 8 !

[daring dew]

W

[fathom osprey]

Send that again

[acoustic lava]

naaah too late lmfaooooo

THRISTY MFS

😭

[fathom osprey]

It's for research purpose

[acoustic lava]

ask nicely and I'll drop the handle

[daring dew]

She had big personalities

That's for sure

[halcyon lake]

this is Sam Fernandez

[acoustic lava]

Yall will thrist over anything asian

[acoustic lava]

brother

[compact sail]

Mao Zedong

[daring dew]

ABG's for the win

[halcyon lake]

this guy stinks

[acoustic lava]

that's skid row resident

[fathom osprey]

doesn't apply fo women

[halcyon lake]

damn

[daring dew]

It does

[daring dew]

I WILL GIVE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN

[tepid crane]

rawr

[daring dew]

Unc

[fathom osprey]

Not any asain

[daring dew]

They like KOREAN

[fathom osprey]

Not after marriage

[daring dew]

Like Jim jong un

[daring dew]

Well that's just life

[fathom osprey]

Some are, but only specific

[fathom osprey]

Best thing I've watched iml

[indigo hare]

uh

[noble bluff]

Yooooooooooo

[chilly hare]

Ong tell him

[jolly field]

38 year old man btw

[chilly hare]

67 year old man btw

[chilly hare]

You ain’t got no son

[warm lion]

?

[chilly hare]

?

[gray pagoda]

yall rate my poster :3 (red bit is just my schl name)

i made with canva

.<

[warm lion]

hiiiii

[primal vector]

I just wanted to cross stitch, is that too much to ask for??

[bold cape]

good morning

[acoustic lava]

Not enough useless agendas on it

Yknow?

Because its the United Nations

They do not do anything

[chilly hare]

Didn’t your girl cheat on you with 7x7=49 ?

Oh wait…

[civic wave]

5+1

[gray pagoda]

the UN is actually a really important organization

[acoustic lava]

whatever you say hombre

I've worked as a volunteer in Somalia

[gray pagoda]

the only reason its "innefective" is because of lack of countries co-operation

and they also have no money rn

[gray pagoda]

oh wow wait do tell im interested

[fringe basalt]

volunteered to go to hell

[chilly hare]

@fringe basalt

[acoustic lava]

Pretty much lmfao

[compact sail]

Eliminate all blue helmets

[gray pagoda]

sybau

[warm lion]

No I actually cheated on you

[compact sail]

Larp

[acoustic lava]

I blame my uncle for indoctrinating me and wasting 6 months of my life

[amber halo]

um

[gray pagoda]

you dont think volunteer work is good???

i wanna do humanitarian work

[fringe basalt]

he is a domestic terrorist by the way

[acoustic lava]

I'm convinced the UN lower administration is just a bunch of gangsters and money laundering/embezzling crooks.

[compact sail]

That's the entire thing anymore

[warm lion]

I know he is, he literally pounds me in front of our kids like im not going to react

[compact sail]

Was good after WW2. After vietnam 🚫

[acoustic lava]

It's good fs, i have it in my resume... but growth and contract extensions are very hard to come by

The pay is dog

[gray pagoda]

worst take ever 💀

[acoustic lava]

My lump was about 3k quid

[fringe basalt]

where does he pound you❓❓

[compact sail]

Tell me 1 thing the UN has done good since WW2. (No, funding Rwanda does not count)

[gray pagoda]

i meant more like... its good for the people ur helping not js for ur resume and to say u did it

[wide pumice]

Young Sheldon good ending

[chilly hare]

Oh so yall got an open relationship then

[acoustic lava]

Blud, unless you got work in East Africa, don't do ts.

[warm lion]

Pounds me on my back

[indigo hare]

lol

[acoustic lava]

Excluding Somalia.

[lament halo]

🏴 ☝️

[warm lion]

The most sensitive part

[warm lion]

It’s a private relationship… I love him

[chilly hare]

HIM?

Idiot

[warm lion]

We are going to stop here

[chilly hare]

Wooow

[gray pagoda]

WFP, helping eradicate smallpox, Peacekeeping, unhcr, the list goes on and on...

[acoustic lava]

MY POINT IS, YOU'RE NOT HELPING ANYONE OR DOING ANGTHING USEFUL THERE LMFAOOO

[fringe basalt]

@fringe basalt

[warm lion]

You do not need to know our private life

[fringe basalt]

i’m a fuckin idiot man

[chilly hare]

Ok bro

[warm lion]

Thank you for respecting

[fringe basalt]

bj

[chilly hare]

Wanna know about mine then

[fringe basalt]

man what the hell

[warm lion]

I already know

[chilly hare]

Oh.

[warm lion]

Yeah

I have been known

[compact sail]

🤣 When did they help eradicate smallpox? Peacekeeping?? Brother. You know nothing

The UN is corrupt af

It's a money laundering pit

[fringe basalt]

the barista at the UN cafe will give you an over the pants handy if you bring her lunch

[gray pagoda]

WHO is litteraly a UN body you idiot

[compact sail]

Oh wait nvm I take it back k

[shadow geyser]

need

coffee

[compact sail]

Ah.. ok that doesn't answer my question, when did they eradicate smallpox?

[gray pagoda]

obvs it has its flaws but we can reform it and make it better

[fringe basalt]

@shadow geyser 👈🏼this guy is an iranian sleeper agent sent here to commit heinous acts and take our jobs

[gray pagoda]

in the 80s they did

[acoustic lava]

our mission was related to helping the federal government transitional eleections for 2026, it was always delayed and underfunded because the federal government was bribe hungry and no substance came of the operations from 60% of the region.

we ended up pulling out and the division got disbanded and they employed nationals because the international volunteers were just stealing so much funds. Went from UNSOM to MINUSMA.

@gray pagoda

[compact sail]

It's nothing but flaw now. It's a money printer for several politicians around the world.

[nimble anvil]

İs there anyone who wants to play roblox grace with me

[last ridge]

GG @nimble anvil, you just advanced to level 18 !

[nimble anvil]

??

[fringe basalt]

charity work is gayer than 2 guys blowing each other

[shadow geyser]

stop the boats

[nimble anvil]

Noone?

[chilly hare]

You must be the gay boss

[dull vessel]

Nigel farage needs to go

[lofty lily]

hi

[fringe basalt]

and he voted for jack podolski for the homo party🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

[gray pagoda]

I understand why you would feel annoyed and thats a failure and thats dissapointing but that doesnt mean humanitarian work as a whole is useless, i understand ur frustration tho

[acoustic lava]

Do it for yourself blud, don't be so naïve to think you're actually helping people. World's evil.

It felt like meeting homelander.

[shadow geyser]

@fringe basalt 👈 this guys hitler

[compact sail]

I votes for kicknutowski in the upcoming Olympic elections

[silk schooner]

@full ravine

[acoustic lava]

Great on Tv, absolutely horrific in person.

[dull vessel]

I like how you work it

[fringe basalt]

smirks

[fringe basalt]

submit to me man

[fringe basalt]

😂😂😂 i gotta convince everyone i know to do the same

[dull vessel]

@sterile edge @glass drift

slime this man

[compact sail]

? How so

Hail hit her

[warm lion]

Deadass

[compact sail]

That's tragic.

[crimson oak]

Why cant you

Arent you a mod as well

[dull vessel]

you see if i speak on this matter

I'm in very big trouble

😇

[crimson oak]

[compact sail]

Honestly curious as to what the issue is with hail hitting her

[crimson oak]

Its okay

[compact sail]

Y'all weatherphobic?

[chilly hare]

If I must

[sterile edge]

?warnings 464284544510459909

[nova pilot]

1 Warning for dabossrealz (464284544510459909)

Moderator: futuremilfy

nword bypass -a - <t:1775775347:R>

[compact sail]

😭

[sterile edge]

?mute 464284544510459909 2h

[nova pilot]

dabossrealz was muted.

[dull vessel]

@sterile edge van I see my warnings lol

[shadow geyser]

getting him to do charity work

[sterile edge]

?warn 464284544510459909 Hitler support -y

[nova pilot]

dabossrealz has been warned.

[crimson oak]

Samsung

[fringe basalt]

“alright, now throw paint everywhere and shout just stop oil…no no you’ll be fine trust me”

[chilly hare]

You’re really fine

[nova gate]

Whattap

[warm lion]

He’s taken btw

[chilly hare]

And?

Just cuz there’s a goalkeeper it don’t mean you can’t score

[warm lion]

I know that

Smh

[nova gate]

Type shi

[chilly hare]

So why you trynna stop me

You jealous or something?

[warm lion]

It’s for your own good

[chilly hare]

Dale our relationship was years ago

Move on

[warm lion]

I am not jealousy

But I can’t move on

I just love you…

[fringe basalt]

what does that even mean i’m 14 and mentally challenged?

[chilly hare]

But I can’t move on babydoll waiting on calls flipping through stations

[warm lion]

Bro

[chilly hare]

You’re a 24 year old grown man

Who works as a Mario brother

[fringe basalt]

what went wrong

[chilly hare]

????? Ask yourself that

[wide pumice]

My bellllaaay

[warm lion]

He got fired from that

[chilly hare]

Oh word?

@fringe basalt I’m sorry I didn’t know

How’s your housing situation?

If you’re homeless you can spend the night with me

[green anvil]

We told same not to sung
But Sam sing anyway

[bold cape]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-washed-my-goat-washed-lightning-mcqueen-mcqueen-gif-13084113942314445304

[crimson oak]

Ronaldo

Hes getting old 😔

[acoustic lava]

Bron

Oh wait nvm he still good

[feral kraken]

No explanation needed

[real widget]

guys

i need to improve my communication skills

[sharp jungle]

I can’t stop meowing at work

[meager hazel]

Then wear a tail

And become a catgirl

[sharp jungle]

I have cat ears

I just need the tail

[brisk knoll]

Meowwww

[sharp jungle]

Meowwww :3

[floral lark]

Tired..

Sleepy

[brisk knoll]

MEOWWWW

[floral lark]

Dang. .

[sharp jungle]

MEOW

[fringe basalt]

i’ll just say this
if you ordered 2 things in the mail and only one of them arrived, you got another thing coming alright🖕🏾

[brisk knoll]

Lol

Drop the cat ear photos

[sharp jungle]

When’s the group purring

[meager hazel]

meow

In 8hs

[sharp jungle]

sorry that’s for my kitten only :3

[brisk knoll]

But im ur kitten

[brisk knoll]

Kms

[sharp jungle]

I’m sorry Mr troll, you aren’t 🥀

My bf is my kitten

[brisk knoll]

Its alr

[sharp jungle]

I’m sure you’ll be someone’s kitten soon ♥️

[brisk knoll]

Yppppp

[zenith iris]

HUSBSND

[meager hazel]

Troll only attracts cat boys

[dense swallow]

Goog

[zenith iris]

HELL FUCKING’ YEAHHHHH

[meager hazel]

Oh no

[dense swallow]

Huh

Wait

Eh catboys are close enough to femboys

[fringe basalt]

POV: I’m @chilly hare reading the Epstein files
“Wow…my name is in here a lot”

[jagged birch]

Hey! I’m new here and trying to learn english.

[swift elm]

This server is helpful for it

[acoustic ore]

Hi ily

[zenith iris]

ily

[meager hazel]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[chilly hare]

Oh ok

[chilly hare]

False

[zenith iris]

josh today i stop being homeless 😭😭

[meager hazel]

We don’t need to lie

[acoustic ore]

Ayyyy that’s great!!

[fringe basalt]

oh yeah? where’s your proof it’s false

guilty until
proven innocent
chud

[chilly hare]

prove it to me

[fringe basalt]

are you an idiot?

fuckin guppy over here

[fringe basalt]

why would i have said this unless it was true

[acoustic lava]

bro you lie a lot

like

A LOT

[fringe basalt]

i haven’t told a lie since the accident

[swift elm]

Don't accuse him of lying

[fringe basalt]

like a lightning strike sent from God almighty himself Gyro comes to the rescue

[warm lion]

I think it’s true

[brisk knoll]

HOW ARE YAAAA

[brisk knoll]

I disagree

[zenith iris]

IM GGOOD AND U

[brisk knoll]

Im at peace

Life is good

[zenith iris]

it is

[acoustic lava]

@gilded crag meme template worthy of comps

[zenith iris]

true

[winged anvil]

squidyy

[brisk knoll]

Im gonna finish my assignments today and continue to work on my server

[zenith iris]

hell yeah

[brisk knoll]

Today's GONNA BE GREATTTTTT

[fringe basalt]

you got a server bro

[willow topaz]

Hi

[acoustic ore]

Hi

[brisk knoll]

Yesss

[willow topaz]

@glossy cradle

Dell….

[brisk knoll]

using my old surface 3 as a server

[crimson oak]

Gtfo

[brisk knoll]

sup fish lady@willow topaz

[willow topaz]

Hi

[winged anvil]

ah, here’s my best friend

i was looking for you

[brisk knoll]

we talked about how you got to play with dolphins n stuff

[willow topaz]

Oh?

[crimson oak]

No you werent you never do

[winged anvil]

but i really was 🥺

[crimson oak]

I dont believe you
You left me alone

[swift elm]

Boss yelling at me again

I will never not be stapling my hand to my face in the bathroom

🎙️ is this thing on

Damn do I smell that bad

[fringe basalt]

what’s he saying bro

[swift elm]

He's saying he knew he shouldn't have hired me due to my 88 IQ

[zenith iris]

life is amazing

you are amazing

[bold cape]

poor people having hella kids needs to be studied

[swift elm]

be me obese with type 2 diabetes
certified iq of 88 (even my iq is based)
have a stupid friend like me we hangout and laugh at memes
fart at random women in the mart to see they're reaction (they just go away mostly)
can't fart really strong because of half proslaped anus because an incident i did to myself and I may shart myself
sometime i drool from my mouth
sometime i put things in my anus and in my nostril

[fringe basalt]

alright smarty pants , brag much

[fringe basalt]

i’ve heard from independent verified sources that injecting cake with insulin makes them tastier

[acoustic ore]

There’s some correlation. If you’re poor there’s a good chance you made bad financial decisions, which are just bad decisions in general. And some bad decisions will lead to having children earlier than expected.

Actually that sounds like a really cool idea for a study for my psychology class if I ever need one. Thanks

[crimson oak]

@fringe basalt when are we going out for a date

[glossy cradle]

hallo

[willow topaz]

You changed my name

Smh

[bold cape]

hell yea

[jovial pike]

yooo it stank in heree 🫤

[bold cape]

anyway my old friend from middle school kinda had her kids taken away by cps and now she’s pregnant with ANOTHER

like wtf

[glossy cradle]

it wasnt me

[bold spire]

Alhamdulillah

[last ridge]

GG @bold spire, you just advanced to level 4 !

[glossy cradle]

make more kids, send them for child labor, collect the money

profit

[full ravine]

[bold cape]

lowkey my parents thought process

[acoustic ore]

Ohh. Well yeah see the thing is I have a lot of family from my mom’s side (she had a lot of sisters) and all of them are on the poorer side and they still keep getting pregnant, and now their kids end up pregnant so, it’s just a whole problem of not only is there not enough money they have, but they just keep feeling hopeless and making bad choices

[glossy cradle]

LMAO

wait how many siblings

you got

[bold cape]

6

and we fostered at one point

and had an additional

[bold spire]

I have 2 siblings

[bold cape]

additional

6

[bold spire]

My dad has 8 siblings

Well 1 died.

[bold cape]

dude like STOP HAVUBG KIDS RUSHSIWBSIDBSA

i hate it

this is why i’m not having kids

[acoustic ore]

Surely the money does cover the expenses of all the children tho right? Like you can’t profit off of it unless you do the absolute bare minimum for your kids

[bold cape]

holy

[acoustic ore]

I don’t want kids either, but that’s just cause I hate kids

[bold cape]

poor people do the bare minimum

and they get a tax break

[crimson oak]

Same with my dad
Even my mom also has 8 siblings lmao

[full ravine]

this is literally the exact same senario as making more lanes on a highway to decrease traffic 😭

[bold cape]

actually covid was great for my parents because i guess you could claim each kid and get money every week or month

[exotic wyvern]

hi

[bold cape]

hello

[acoustic ore]

Oh damn

[glossy cradle]

whats that

[acoustic ore]

Hi person

[bold cape]

additional

[exotic wyvern]

hi

[bold cape]

i can’t type

[glossy cradle]

i need to get on that wavelength

[acoustic ore]

Were you arrested?

[full ravine]

have 1 kid per family as the chinese laws demand, glory to the glorious CCP

[glossy cradle]

11 kids, no job and a godly woman ❤️

[bold cape]

no that’s me

[exotic wyvern]

greece

[bold cape]

LMFAO

no😔

[acoustic ore]

For what crime

[bold cape]

i went to a rage room dude that stuff was so fire

[amber halo]

u guys need to be studied

[exotic wyvern]

child

[glossy cradle]

i need to get in one

[bold cape]

probably arson or battery

idk

[exotic wyvern]

child lowed and kidpaing

[acoustic ore]

Ooo arson is a fun one

[exotic wyvern]

and burn at town

[acoustic ore]

How old are you?

[exotic wyvern]

28

[bold cape]

fr!!!

[acoustic ore]

I might become an arsonist one day cause I liked watching the fire burn at the campsite I went to once. Really relaxing

[bold cape]

i feel like

[unkempt star]

Hello new year hoping to receive positive vibes

[bold cape]

if i got any charge it would be for vehicular manslaughter

😽

[bold cape]

hiiii

[exotic wyvern]

yes realy relaxing

[lilac lagoon]

💅 💅 💅 💅

[acoustic ore]

I feel like this would just scar me to never drive again

[ember wagon]

John Baker

[sharp jungle]

Just blew up the bathroom at work

Feelin good

[exotic wyvern]

c4

?

[sharp jungle]

No

Poop

[acoustic ore]

Tea what crime would you do

[exotic wyvern]

oh okey

[acoustic ore]

If you had to have one on your sheet

[lilac lagoon]

Deadly gas pooo

[bold cape]

noooooo

[exotic wyvern]

ı am kiling is child

[last ridge]

GG @exotic wyvern, you just advanced to level 1 !

[exotic wyvern]

forget

[lilac lagoon]

Ooh can I do one

[exotic wyvern]

sorry

[bold cape]

tea can i guess what your charge would be

[acoustic ore]

Can you stop with the children?

[bold cape]

homie what…

[bold spire]

I would want at least 2 kids.

[bold cape]

what are u saying

[bold cape]

are u rich

[bold spire]

No

[sharp jungle]

Yeah take a guess

[acoustic ore]

If I ever have kids it’s not gonna be until like far far into the future

[exotic wyvern]

kiling

whatever

[sharp jungle]

I’ve stolen construction signs

In game Ofc

:3

[exotic wyvern]

?

[vague perch]

This guy likes little kids

[sharp jungle]

Oh

[vague perch]

Keeps prank calling me

[sharp jungle]

What theeee

[vague perch]

Ykw to do

Family

[bold spire]

I copied it

[ember wagon]

Kung Fu Panda

[bold cape]

probably mutilation of a corpse/dismemberment if it was crazy

[vague perch]

I need master oogway

He would know what to do

[ember wagon]

@stray cobalt Milking time

[sharp jungle]

Honestly

Yeah

I could see it

[bold cape]

?mute 498152732721676339 12h

[nova pilot]

doctor_doof was muted.

[sharp jungle]

I think I’d lowkey vom tho

[bold cape]

?warn 498152732721676339 leaking phone number - r

[sharp jungle]

While doing

[nova pilot]

doctor_doof has been warned.

[bold cape]

true😔

[lilac lagoon]

Hmmm if I where to have any crime in my sheet it would probably be illegal camping

[sharp jungle]

Will I get warned if I leak my own phone number

[bold spire]

Should I delete it from my clipboard?

[bold cape]

aw boring

[bold cape]

yes lol

[ember wagon]

#7785

[sharp jungle]

:3

[lilac lagoon]

Yeah it's a good idea

[bold cape]

and yes

[sharp jungle]

I wouldn’t leak mine

Ik there’s FREAKS out there

[sharp jungle]

It’d likely be theft

Although I don’t steal anymore LMAO

But it could have been

[bold spire]

Can we talk about Yahoooo and Mochad agents?

[warm lion]

mmmm Mossad agents

[bold spire]

I should just ask @rugged pawn

[bold spire]

Mochad

[acoustic ore]

Oooo

[ember wagon]

Forehead shawarma

[acoustic ore]

That’s a good one. If you know for sure you could get away with it

[sharp jungle]

I used to be a bad kid

[acoustic ore]

[sharp jungle]

The funny thing is, I’d steal like pens and hair ties ☠️ LMAO

But also if you missed it I got some construction equipment

[acoustic ore]

My mom jokes about how I never actually did anything bad like the kids in shows where they sneak out of the house or steal

[sharp jungle]

In game

[acoustic ore]

Like, my room is on the second story, how tf do I get down

[sharp jungle]

I couldn’t really sneak out, I lived in the bush so there was like no reason to LOL

Jump 😭

I’d def break my ankle

[acoustic ore]

Ok so I thought of this cause the set up is really weird

There like a platform under the windo

[unkempt star]

You should definitely be a pastor if you haven’t done anything bad especially when it comes to sneaking out

[simple fable]

If i sat imma go on a drill im goin on a drill im ootin dis bih

[acoustic ore]

Technically I could use a tree and climb back up

But I’d need to be a good climber

[bold spire]

Does your parent let you lock your room?

[acoustic ore]

Helllll no

[sharp jungle]

If you were drunk also, that’d be wicked to do

Although

It could make it easier

[acoustic ore]

I don’t get drunk I just die

[sharp jungle]

Like blackout?

[unkempt star]

Lol 😂 that what I do hear kids do when they are young before turning a pastor

[glossy cradle]

damn, im goated

[sharp jungle]

I got rugburn on my back once from being dragged down a hallway

[brisk knoll]

math is cool

[sharp jungle]

It was so funny

But also not

[acoustic ore]

As in I drink a little bit of pure rum once and lost all color in my face and peoples eyes started glowing blue for me and I lost my hearing

So uh bad experience

[sharp jungle]

Uh oh 😭

[acoustic ore]

Wasn’t even on purpose. It was supposed to be a virgin pina colada and it wasn’t

[ember wagon]

Discord of a single mom

[dusk epoch]

This is enough to keep me away from alcohol forever

[acoustic ore]

You should

I mean it’s not all bad

[sharp jungle]

That sort of happened to me once as a kid - I wanted a Caesar because I love tomato juice so it was obv supposed to be virgin

But it wasn’t - I was with my grandpa

[acoustic ore]

But if you’re uncertain then you should stay away

[acoustic ore]

Ohhhh

[sharp jungle]

It was a long time ago, we noticed pretty quickly because my grandma wanted to try it and she didn’t drink and knew

She was upset but my grandpa was like ah it’s fine ☠️

U know how they r

[lone igloo]

Josh, my friend got blacklisted randomly and didnt do anything wrong, how do i get my friend un blacklisted

[acoustic ore]

Probably like “I got into much worse at your age”

[acoustic ore]

Is it Rosie?

[lone igloo]

Yes

[acoustic ore]

Warn is valid

Already tried

[lone igloo]

What she doo

[acoustic ore]

Sent invite links

[lone igloo]

Thru channels?

[acoustic ore]

In DMs

[lone igloo]

Waaat

Aahh

[lone igloo]

Thanks for letting me know

[simple fable]

I love roblox

[lone igloo]

I wass confusedd

[sharp jungle]

Yeah ☠️

[lone igloo]

Is it appealable?

[crimson oak]

@sweet shale do you even exist anymore

[mellow wave]

why cant i turn on cam