general

[patent lantern]

[cunning sierra]

what is it

[full ravine]

6 failed risk of rain 2 runs im gonna end myself

[shadow geyser]

why is the car making those sounds

[tacit locust]

some dude talm bout i look like a flea tf that even mean bruh

[primal sentinel]

Im gonna join voice chat, ya'll are so boring today in general chat

Omg

[wise cosmos]

hi dodos

[patent lantern]

Aw you poor thing

[patent lantern]

My bad

Have fun

@full ravine do you feel better today

[primal sentinel]

aaaaaaa

[shadow geyser]

thats what a flea would say

[patent lantern]

[acoustic ore]

Cody LaRey

[full ravine]

musical car

[patent lantern]

Small

[shadow geyser]

have fun

[primal sentinel]

Stop trying to be adorable today @patent lantern

[primal sentinel]

I will

[full ravine]

good news is i think i found out what made me sick, bad news is i believe my eggs were bad and now i feel like throwing up again

[patent lantern]

Sorry? 🤔

[tacit locust]

im the opposite im like almost 300 kg

[cunning sierra]

do you work at mcdonalds?

[shadow geyser]

why did your eggs go bad

[patent lantern]

Oh 😭
What was it?

[full ravine]

money

[patent lantern]

Flea

[primal sentinel]

Why apologize?? Thats so weak omg

[patent lantern]

Sorry

[cunning sierra]

can i have small fries

[shadow geyser]

should be a mod

[wise cosmos]

man wth

[primal sentinel]

Stop it

[full ravine]

i bought them yesterday so i think the store owner sold me bad eggs

[primal sentinel]

):

[patent lantern]

okay

[tacit locust]

its done

[shadow geyser]

I wouldnt go to that store again

[warm lion]

joe's eggs were bad because of poor conditioning and also the fact i was the one who hatched it from my balls 21 days ago and gave it to him for breakfast

[patent lantern]

Sue them

[wise cosmos]

blah blah blah

[primal sentinel]

Yes go back into your corner @patent lantern and stay there

Im the boss

[patent lantern]

Alr

[shadow geyser]

your balls give birth to Israelis?

[patent lantern]

I will go back to my corner

[primal sentinel]

I know how to put girls back in their place

[full ravine]

its either the eggs or onion that was bad, either way ive consumed enough of both tonight that if i were to throw up again id probably be doing it for a while

[patent lantern]

I will stab you

[patent lantern]

Good luck 🙏

[full ravine]

you want a drink with that

[shadow geyser]

did you eat anything else

[cunning sierra]

oil

[full ravine]

yeah planning on never going there again

[primal sentinel]

Are you sure about that?! You sure thats gonna be enough ?

[warm lion]

maybe it did maybe not

[primal sentinel]

[patent lantern]

[full ravine]

its some random supermarket near my dorm, not even the main one i go to it was just closer to me at the moment so i bought shi from it

[patent lantern]

It? You only have one?

[tacit locust]

homie damn got on a white tanktop an beats his misses

[patent lantern]

Ah that's fair

[shadow geyser]

a supermarket?

[primal sentinel]

Tehsaaarrrrr

[shadow geyser]

sue them

[patent lantern]

Huh?

[full ravine]

nope, its 1am and i just had my first meal since i woke up at 8am

[warm lion]

shhh

😛

[full ravine]

any sides?

[cunning sierra]

no thankyou

[tacit locust]

dawg 🥀

[full ravine]

a grocery store

[dim wolf]

hi

[patent lantern]

Weirdo

[full ravine]

I DONT GET HUNGRY MAN

[shadow geyser]

i know im not american

[patent lantern]

Eat food anyways

[primal sentinel]

White isn't really my color

[patent lantern]

Smh

[cunning sierra]

hi did you miss me

[warm lion]

im not weird you are

im the joat

[primal sentinel]

But I look good asf in white

[full ravine]

How much is that in washing machines

[warm lion]

king of israel

[timid vigil]

[patent lantern]

okay

[warm lion]

yeah you are jewish

[patent lantern]

[shadow geyser]

10 feet

[dim wolf]

HIII

yes i did

[shadow geyser]

feet 🤤

[patent lantern]

[cunning sierra]

thankyou

[full ravine]

nahhhh, i eat when im hungry. plus i got enough body fat to burn through so im good

[patent lantern]

@noble sparrow feet pics when?

[patent lantern]

Fair enough
Just don't die

[full ravine]

feet 🤤

[full ravine]

optional

[shadow geyser]

eating prevents illness

[cunning sierra]

bye guys mom said bed time

[patent lantern]

Naw

[patent lantern]

Goodnight sleep well

[full ravine]

not if the food itself is what caused the illness 😭

[tacit locust]

is this where im suppose to say that my dad used to beat me with a premium white nikey air force all the time cheers bro wow nice one thanks for bringing back so much

[shadow geyser]

having bad food then eating nothing isnt gonna help

[patent lantern]

[full ravine]

yesterday after i threw up i literally ate around 700mg of strawberries

[patent lantern]

Ma gawsh

[primal sentinel]

This sounds so traumatic omg you poor thing, quick reminder also that idc

[full ravine]

i had to eat something because i literally threw up both breakfast lunch and dinner and had nothing else at my dorm so i just ate that to make up for it 😭

[primal sentinel]

Dogaaaa

[shadow geyser]

ngl I just open a pack of strawberries sprinkle some sugar on it and eat all of them

[patent lantern]

Makes sense

[patent lantern]

Whassup

[primal sentinel]

Can you say aaaaaa

[full ravine]

sprinkling sugar on fruits is insane work

[patent lantern]

I chop up and clean strawberries then put them in a bowl with cream and sugar

[full ravine]

i bite into them raw

[patent lantern]

Why

[patent lantern]

My teef hurt when I do that

[acoustic ore]

Awww love the new pfp

[primal sentinel]

Im asking because I can say aaaaaa

[shadow geyser]

do you order a cheeseburger without the cheese

[full ravine]

strawberries are soft..

[patent lantern]

Thanks

[patent lantern]

Good for you

[patent lantern]

Cold though....

[primal sentinel]

Extra onions and pickles for me cause im just that type of guy

[patent lantern]

Also they aren't very soft

[full ravine]

i eat my cheese burger without a burger, just a slice of cheese

[shadow geyser]

I dont like pickles

onions are nice

[primal sentinel]

Ya'know what else is soft?

[patent lantern]

So a grilled cheese

[patent lantern]

Dogs?

[full ravine]

you store strawberries in the fridge not freezer 😭

[patent lantern]

Cats?

[patent lantern]

Duh

[vague kite]

Bruh the government owes me so much money back

[patent lantern]

Fridges are cold

[primal sentinel]

No its something only girls have

[shadow geyser]

dudes a mouse

[primal sentinel]

Vroom vroom

[patent lantern]

What

[vague kite]

I have no money for food lmao

Wtf man

[full ravine]

you should store your money with me ill keep it (not so) safe

[patent lantern]

😭

[vague kite]

They late af

[shadow geyser]

dont worry they'll tax you instead

[full ravine]

🐀

[vague kite]

Not how it works

[patent lantern]

Nomnomnom

[tacit locust]

dawg number one thing to do in australia is LEAVE

[vague kite]

Get shushed

[patent lantern]

[vague kite]

Bro deadass I cannot afford to eat lmaoooo

[full ravine]

that signed hat looking real sellable rn

[primal sentinel]

Can't take a hint hmmm?

[patent lantern]

Nope

[vague kite]

You're looking real sellable rn

[full ravine]

i blame the gas prices on your non-existent car

[shadow geyser]

its okay joe had mouldy eggs and threw up

[patent lantern]

I'll buy him for $1

[primal sentinel]

Good i prefer it like that

[patent lantern]

Wdym by that 😭

[full ravine]

slavery was abolished long ago, i know it was still around your time aunty so its hard to realize

[primal sentinel]

Guess?

[oak oriole]

Hello

[patent lantern]

Naw

[vague kite]

Actually the gas prices are affecting my uber rides to and from work and they're so expensive I cant keep up

[patent lantern]

Hi

[vague kite]

Hence why I'm waiting on reimbursements

[patent lantern]

[frail vine]

Hi guys

[primal sentinel]

Hi Jess

[vague kite]

Slavery is still a thing in many countries

[minor stump]

I had a good fishing day caught 5

[primal sentinel]

Hows Australia ?

[vague kite]

Hi

[frail vine]

Tuff

[vague kite]

He's a dumbass

[full ravine]

invest in a bike or e scooter, shift the uber prices from money to uber to increased electric bill or fun biking experience (add another 3 hours to your daily commune)

[patent lantern]

Nice

[primal sentinel]

Dang dude this fish is so small

[minor stump]

Upside down yk

[full ravine]

in memeology

[oak oriole]

Bro dont even remind me i have 1/4th of my gas tank left 😭

[vague kite]

I. Have. An. Injury

[shadow geyser]

yeah let me scoot to work

[minor stump]

All of them are small for trout lol

[full ravine]

you have a nice fish i approve

[primal sentinel]

If a guy is inadequate he is about the same size

[full ravine]

get a 2 seater bicycle and pay someone to drive you using it, it would be much cheaper than a uber

[patent lantern]

I work literally 6 minutes away from my house

[full ravine]

white people be like "im running late for work, i gotta pull out my e scooter"

[patent lantern]

My brother has an e bike

He's selling it though

[full ravine]

[patent lantern]

Cause someone hit him with their car while he was riding it

[full ravine]

e bikes SUCK

[oak oriole]

Pulls it out of thin air*

[primal sentinel]

You know what else sucks?

[patent lantern]

I've never ridden one

[full ravine]

e bikes are becoming a trend where i live and they rent it without checking age or lisence or anything so its normal to see a bunch of 15 yearolds with e bikes ON THE HIGHWAY

[patent lantern]

😭

[full ravine]

bro one of them drove INTO A STORE and hit my grandma

[patent lantern]

What

[full ravine]

she got a big ass bruise because of it

[patent lantern]

Rip

[tacit locust]

dawg the future is bleak 💔

[patent lantern]

The future is downright terrifying

[shadow geyser]

I know right

[patent lantern]

[shadow geyser]

like what if someone hits my grandma on a ebike

[patent lantern]

Exactly

That'd be wild

[full ravine]

dude theyre super cheap (like 370usd or something) and all got super low ratings 😭

white people be like "oh yeah i bought my e bike off amazon"

[patent lantern]

There's a kid version of these that like 10 kids in my neighborhood have, they're all purple, and they ride around tryna act tuff

[tacit locust]

i never ever seen a single person who ride these wear a helmet

[full ravine]

"free shipping with amazon prime"

[stray raft]

Then i laugh and go to sheol

[full ravine]

ah hell nah the purple e bike gang

[patent lantern]

Yup

[shadow geyser]

if my grandma had wheels she would've been a bike

[patent lantern]

They're all like 9 too

😭

[stray raft]

Purple bike blicky gang

[full ravine]

because they have a higher chance of dying from the e bike batteries exploding from the slightest impact than from a actual crash making helmets useless

[patent lantern]

My mountain bike is broken

[shadow geyser]

remember segways

my cousin nearly set on fire on one

[patent lantern]

Those things are so funny

[patent lantern]

How 😭

[shadow geyser]

it just caught fire randomly and his pants caught fire

[full ravine]

i know exactly what youre referencing

[patent lantern]

real

[shrewd surge]

any mods up

[patent lantern]

Wild

[shrewd surge]

vc talk 10

[patent lantern]

Why

[shrewd surge]

someone spamming N word

[willow frigate]

u need something

[shadow geyser]

genuinely didn't expect anyone to get that

[shrewd surge]

and spamming voiceboard

[full ravine]

thussy 🥹

[shrewd surge]

his using 2 accounts

[willow frigate]

is it that zolo dude

[shrewd surge]

yeah

[willow frigate]

@sweet basin

one gone

[toxic terrace]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEpJXq8WMAAz49l.webp

[shadow geyser]

we should tax rich ppl

[willow frigate]

@shrewd surgethank u for report

[rustic blade]

sorry that was my alt

[shadow geyser]

but if i ever turn rich we should no longer tax rich people

[willow frigate]

tsk tsk

[full ravine]

if it had ham in it it would be closer to a british carbanaro

[shrewd surge]

no problem

[patent lantern]

They are in my state so all the rich people are leaving

[willow frigate]

hey joe

[rustic blade]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-wilde-zootopia-scuba-tiktok-dance-gif-10524398184234574560

[shrewd surge]

talk

vc

10

[patent lantern]

Smh

Should be ashamed

[shrewd surge]

his second account

spamming voice board

[willow frigate]

?rolepersist 1302644860721037407 blackl

[toxic terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/606497915287896076/1491872565742796923/HFRnsudbgAACPYO.webp

[nova pilot]

Added Blacklisted to lukas_der_macher2_25556.

[hot cipher]

if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike

[willow frigate]

?warn 1302644860721037407 slur raid in vc -b

[nova pilot]

lukas_der_macher2_25556 has been warned.

[willow frigate]

lame ahh

[rustic blade]

i forgot to switch acc

[willow frigate]

tsk tsk

[rustic blade]

alt of 1178751377992851510

[shrewd surge]

it was his freind of zolo

[full ravine]

fortnite added your emote alongside the teto skin

[willow frigate]

why would zoro do this 🥹

[shrewd surge]

he thinks his funny

[crimson hawk]

Can I munch

[shadow geyser]

lol I love hollywillybooby

[patent lantern]

[full ravine]

📱 🎶

[full ravine]

i love holy willy and boobs

[patent lantern]

Sure you do

Mannnn I'm so boreddddd

@feral kraken

Nitrooooooo

[noble sparrow]

Let me shower first

[patent lantern]

Fine

Hurry up

[snow jackal]

Hi!

[patent lantern]

Sup

[patent lantern]

[magic ridge]

[patent lantern]

[primal sentinel]

Chat, my girlfriend went out, ordered a salad, and then messaged me and said her lettuce was wet

What should I reply?

[patent lantern]

Huh

[primal sentinel]

Should I just tell her that I like wet lettuce ?

[willow frigate]

yeah

feel free

[patent lantern]

If you want to

[patent lantern]

Theseus

I'm so bored

[willow frigate]

same

[primal sentinel]

Are you sure ?

[snow jackal]

Same. I feel so bored 🙁

[patent lantern]

What's your opinion on rocks and minerals

[willow frigate]

yeah

[patent lantern]

[willow frigate]

i lwk mess with sedimentary rocks, they got history in them

skip metamorphic rocks

they mid ash

[patent lantern]

Real

[noble sparrow]

Why

[gilded crag]

https://tenor.com/view/the-small-leagues-small-leagues-small-leagues-calling-gif-12654769952941639459

[rustic blade]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[primal sentinel]

Im gonna eat my girls wet lettuce

[patent lantern]

I think they're cool but that's fair

[primal sentinel]

Basically

[patent lantern]

Cat

[patent lantern]

Because I'm impatient

[rustic blade]

i want to mpreg higuruma

[primal sentinel]

Sounds so disgusting @willow frigate omg you give such bad advice

[gilded crag]

Be patienter

[patent lantern]

Hiiii Dev

[willow frigate]

oh ur nasty

nvm

[gilded crag]

Hiiii

[willow frigate]

yeah

[patent lantern]

[patent lantern]

Hruuu

[gilded crag]

[patent lantern]

[gilded crag]

Im good just woke up from a nap, deciding whether to play f1 or spam bullet chess games

Hru

[snow jackal]

Does anyone want to go in a voice room?

[patent lantern]

Ah nice, how was your nap?
Fair enough

[primal sentinel]

Come here lets go

[gilded crag]

It was good, bear jumped up on the couch with me

[patent lantern]

Tired, sore, thinking too much
Otherwise, fine, gonna go to work later

[patent lantern]

adorable

[gilded crag]

Whats on ur mind

[primal sentinel]

Im in say Hi

[floral lark]

You arent russian dev

[crimson oak]

Egg

[gilded crag]

Bear is my little baby

[patent lantern]

Things

[crimson oak]

First time seeing egg on general

[gilded crag]

I see

[floral lark]

Bro

[patent lantern]

So cuteeee

[floral lark]

Bro i go here

[patent lantern]

Trying to not think about them, so I'm tryna kill time here

[crimson oak]

[snow jackal]

Anybody else wanna join
the voice room im in?

[primal sentinel]

Think about who?

[last ridge]

GG @primal sentinel, you just advanced to level 5 !

[patent lantern]

[jagged birch]

Hi everyone! Anyone up for an english conversation?

[patent lantern]

Things, not a who

[primal sentinel]

[snow jackal]

Yeah I can, but I’m in a voice room…

[primal sentinel]

Spill

[patent lantern]

No

[primal sentinel]

Explain yourself

Silly

[patent lantern]

Don't tell me what to do

[primal sentinel]

I tell most girls what to do

Mhm

Im the Boss

[patent lantern]

[patent lantern]

No you're not

[primal sentinel]

Prove ittt

[patent lantern]

Already did

[primal sentinel]

?

[patent lantern]

You can't tell me what to do

[primal sentinel]

But I just did

[patent lantern]

Didn't work very well did it

[valid roost]

ANYFUCKINGTIME YES SIR YOU MAY

[patent lantern]

Hii Annaa

[valid roost]

Hiii doga

[patent lantern]

Hru

[valid roost]

Good hru

[shy adder]

Heyyyyyy

[primal sentinel]

I think it worked perfectly

[patent lantern]

I'm ok thanks

[patent lantern]

Helloo

[patent lantern]

Did it really

[shy adder]

Hiiiii

[snow jackal]

Does anyone else wanna join the vc im in?

[patent lantern]

How's it going

[oblique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-monkey-monkey-sassy-monkey-sassy-side-eye-gif-7915249211756705778

[primal sentinel]

Yes it did

[patent lantern]

Can't

[patent lantern]

How

[patent lantern]

Labib

[shy adder]

Gooooddd

[patent lantern]

That's good

[valid roost]

Hi acxi

[acoustic ore]

Hiii

[shy adder]

I wanna join

[valid roost]

Hiiii Josh

[primal sentinel]

Im hungry

[oblique nexus]

Yo

[patent lantern]

How goes it

[oblique nexus]

eh

[acoustic ore]

How are you?

[oblique nexus]

I need to smoke

[patent lantern]

Then

Smoke

[gilded crag]

When your text so fire she been reading it for 2 days straight

[patent lantern]

Fr

[acoustic ore]

2 days? Rookie numbers. Try 9 months

[gilded crag]

😭

[valid roost]

Good hru

[patent lantern]

💀

[acoustic ore]

Kinda bad

[valid roost]

Text so good it sends her straight into ovulation

[acoustic ore]

Not great

[magic ridge]

same
difference is i can't and you probably can

[patent lantern]

Why?

What's wrong

[valid roost]

Why :(

[acoustic ore]

I messed up a friendship over something another friend said

[patent lantern]

Oh no

[valid roost]

Uh oh

[acoustic ore]

I can’t really explain. Just one friend lied so I accused the other and now I feel terrible

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-marshall-mathers-marshall-slim-shady-houdini-gif-6923059536681358277

[patent lantern]

Aw I'm sorry any way you can remedy it?

[acoustic ore]

Trying. I hope so

[magic ridge]

they give the happy ending in Indonesia

@shrewd surge told me

[acoustic ore]

Well that was random

[patent lantern]

Good luck, hope it smooths over alright

[acoustic ore]

Thanks

[primal sentinel]

@shy adder says im the dominant one in the voice chat

[magic ridge]

i think i'll go there for the food and history

[shy adder]

No i ssin

[primal sentinel]

[shy adder]

disnt

[primal sentinel]

Yes you did

[primal sentinel]

Nuh uh

[patent lantern]

it'll be alright

[junior kindle]

I hate it here

[acoustic ore]

For once I’m starting to agree

[junior kindle]

Quitting Discord finna do Instagram reels full time

[acoustic ore]

I hope it doesn’t last longer than today

[magic ridge]

memeology opsec?

[magic ridge]

can't relate today been great for me

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[patent lantern]

No you don't

You love it here

[stone goblet]

good day

[junior kindle]

I'm glad you can't read my mind

[patent lantern]

how do you know I can't?

[vague kite]

Literally not a thing in my country

[full ravine]

full time torta reel liker

[full ravine]

it isnt here either but you never know

[primal sentinel]

The racism reels are goated

[warm lion]

im sending soda good reels

[gloomy topaz]

https://\tenor.com/view/sphynx-3otakou-inside-playing-box-gif-7450908813737341586

[magic ridge]

make one

solder it

[junior kindle]

Cuz you said that

[junior kindle]

🫩

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[patent lantern]

People say things they don't mean frequently....

[elfin hill]

Hello

[junior kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[clever rivet]

hello

[shy adder]

Heyvtusy

Im bored

[full ravine]

[feral kraken]

I'm at work. If you need me dm me doga

[full ravine]

ok im going to bed

[shy adder]

who wants to ask me a deep wuestion

[primal sentinel]

Ive got such a sour taste in my mouth today

[full ravine]

homosexual nitro

ok goodnight

[primal sentinel]

Already did

[shy adder]

Whats is it

[full ravine]

@patent lantern

[primal sentinel]

I asked you already whats your favorite Fast food

[patent lantern]

I'm headed out for work now lol

[shy adder]

Tahts not deep

[patent lantern]

[primal sentinel]

You wanna go really deep?

[shy adder]

Ok x

[acoustic ore]

@coral igloo SAPH

THEY PUT A KATSEYE SONG IN FORT

AND EMOTE

[shy adder]

@clever rivet Talk boy with the funny boice

[primal sentinel]

Let me ask you a really deep question then

[shy adder]

Okay do it

[primal sentinel]

Are you sweet or sour?

[shy adder]

Me

[primal sentinel]

Yes

[shy adder]

As a persoankity

personality

[primal sentinel]

Are you sweet or sour yes?

[shy adder]

Idk

It depends

It depends on how the other person treats ne first

[light cave]

I'm ovul

[primal sentinel]

Interesting

[primal sentinel]

Im sour but when im sweet im very sweet

[shy adder]

Wbu

oh

[shy adder]

hid ev

[gilded crag]

Hello

[primal sentinel]

Mhm

[shy adder]

Hiiiii

[gilded crag]

Heyyo hope ur doing well

[shy adder]

I ammmmm

[magic ridge]

underestimating that bois love to cheese

[shy adder]

Im bored now

[gilded crag]

I’m glad to hear it

[gilded crag]

Real

[shy adder]

Are u good

[gilded crag]

Yes ma’am just deciding what to do with the rest of my night cause im free for the rest the day

[primal sentinel]

Y?

[oblique nexus]

Yeah

[shy adder]

Same its 1am ans im drunk

[shy adder]

Isk

I need an activiu

[oblique nexus]

It's nice outside

[gilded crag]

Thats not good

[shy adder]

Its ok

[gilded crag]

Are you at least somewhere safe

[spiral vault]

:3

[shy adder]

Yes i an with my feidnd

[magic ridge]

what's the time for you?
it's 3:10 AM for me

[gilded crag]

Okay that is good

Glad you’re safe

[acoustic ore]

Hi

[oblique nexus]

7pm

[junior kindle]

Man

[summer reef]

[primal sentinel]

You abandoned me the the call all alone. You're so mean. The other guys just kept yapping

[shy adder]

Thankssss

[magic ridge]

yea all the store all closed now

[shy adder]

😭😭😭

I left bc i didnt want to hesr abt ps4

[primal sentinel]

Aw such a big puppie

[shy adder]

or whatever

[primal sentinel]

vc was a bit dry agreed

[shy adder]

Its ok bc he had aurism

[primal sentinel]

I suppose so, but he sounds so young to be on discord

[shy adder]

Yea probs

[spiral vault]

Yo

[shy adder]

But hes not doing wrird stuff

Just tlaking about play satation

[acoustic ore]

How are you?

[spiral vault]

Doing good so far

[dim wolf]

Hi

[willow frigate]

@summer reef

[primal sentinel]

I joined a vc one time and this one girl had a pet snake

[shy adder]

Lucki

[shy adder]

Hiii

[willow frigate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hello-8126

[shy adder]

Lolllll

[willow frigate]

baki

[primal sentinel]

I need to pee, imagine how awesome life would be if we didn't need to use the toilet or sleep

Omg

[acoustic ore]

But I like sleep

[summer reef]

what

[primal sentinel]

I only sleep when im very tired

Im like a zombie

🧟‍♂️

[willow frigate]

how r u

[shy adder]

What timr for u

time

[primal sentinel]

Late

Very late

I don't sleep

[primal sentinel]

Wbu?

[shy adder]

1:15

[primal sentinel]

Its 2:16 for me

AM

[shy adder]

Oh

Nit thag kate

late

[oblique nexus]

dont you have gas stations

[magic ridge]

yea they are just overpriced markets that sell everything at like 300 times the usual price

[noble sparrow]

Lmaoo why u want me feet so bad

[magic ridge]

the only people who buy from gas station supermarkets are like rich stranded people

[stable rivet]

Whatsgud yall

How r yall

[junior kindle]

BLS certified

[oblique nexus]

damn

here theyre all cheap as fuck, accessible 24/7

[magic ridge]

that is my dream

[junior kindle]

CHEST COMPRESSIONS

[willow frigate]

bbl certified

congrats twin

[stable rivet]

Can i crack any of yall?

[shy adder]

is he leng

[minor stump]

BRO IS VERY FAR FROM HOME DAMN

[stable rivet]

Who?

[last echo]

leng bruh

[stable rivet]

What leng

[primal sentinel]

I just bit my tongue

It hurts so bad

):

[last echo]

leng dude

[last echo]

rip bozo

[stable rivet]

Can i crack you? If your highness give consent ofcourse

[primal sentinel]

I hope you bite your own tongue by accident

[last echo]

bro is just like leng dudd

[primal sentinel]

So you can feel the pain

[last echo]

i dont got one

sooo

[stable rivet]

Who tf is this

[primal sentinel]

Ew

[last echo]

awkward

[last echo]

wdym ew its a disability

[stable rivet]

Yo drack can i crack ur girl?

[last echo]

you ableist pig

[willow frigate]

she's a minor

[last echo]

yo leng can you like

stfu

[primal sentinel]

Over my dead body yes

[stable rivet]

Same

[primal sentinel]

But not while I still stand

[stable rivet]

Aight betttt

Slip on that number yo

[willow frigate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/funny-4207

[stable rivet]

Or location directly without intros

[stable rivet]

Yea im a minor too lol?

[willow frigate]

ur so creepy dude

weird ass

[stable rivet]

Also r u her e boy or smth? Cuz u came out of yo mums puh to defend her or smth?

[primal sentinel]

You'd have better luck winning the lottery than getting with my girl

Broski

[stable rivet]

She would see me and spread open her legs for me bruzki

[willow frigate]

r u mentally okay

[shy adder]

What happened

I fell asleep

[stable rivet]

Nah fr cuz buddy boy defending her asif he got a chance w her

[stable rivet]

Ur e boy defending his queen i buess

[willow frigate]

is this ragebait

[dire plinth]

[willow frigate]

i just reminded u that ur flirting with minors

[shy adder]

I frixing no

[primal sentinel]

Sounds like this dude is off the rails

[acoustic ore]

@coral igloo the emote and song is called gabriela

[willow frigate]

should we mute this guy chat

[stable rivet]

Cuz im a minor too loo

[primal sentinel]

[acoustic ore]

Yes

[last echo]

yes theseus do

[dire plinth]

✅

[warm lion]

hi guys im new to this server

[acoustic ore]

Hi Dale

[last echo]

hm

[stable rivet]

Bro is tryna hog her not wanting anyone to talk to her🤙🤙🤙

[willow frigate]

aight

?mute 1063810069269057556 5h

[nova pilot]

_wahdan_ was muted.

[willow frigate]

?warn 1063810069269057556 disrupting chat -a

[nova pilot]

_wahdan_ has been warned.

[primal sentinel]

He basically asked for permission to screw my girl

[obsidian flare]

💀💀💀

[primal sentinel]

Bro gonna be a spectator for life now

[primal sentinel]

[last ridge]

GG @primal sentinel, you just advanced to level 6 !

[shy adder]

Sho is ur girl

[primal sentinel]

Who?

[shy adder]

Ye

[primal sentinel]

She's a person who is not online on discord i don't e-date

I just come on here for socializing depends

I visit

[shy adder]

Ohhh ok

[torn wind]

Erm

[chilly hare]

@warm lion bro hop on Minecraft

[noble kernel]

sup gang 🤪

[gilded crag]

whaddup

[oblique nexus]

@willow frigate

[oblique nexus]

bro this show lowtwerkuenly kinda good

[willow frigate]

experimental animation style 🤔

[regal hound]

make him black

[oblique nexus]

its like 30 years old

[dim wolf]

hi guys

[regal hound]

hi

[willow frigate]

woah

[dim wolf]

hello

I’m so bored

[regal hound]

hello so bored

hello?

[primal sentinel]

Funny how chat is so dead today

[gilded crag]

do you actually play f125

[acoustic ore]

Wait your pfp is the old stop motion curious George

That’s so cool

[regal hound]

idk why but i think its by of me

[primal sentinel]

You must be bad luck then

[regal hound]

yes

[primal sentinel]

I can feel a storm cloud gathering on the top of my head chat

Its about time

🌧️

[regal hound]

nah today i was only run over twice by a car most of the time its 3 times

[dim wolf]

hello

[dim wolf]

What’s f125

[gilded crag]

f1 25

[dim wolf]

oh no should I

[gilded crag]

it's up to you

[dim wolf]

LOWKKKKKK dev im getting a pc soon

For “studying”

[gilded crag]

WWWWW

so many game to play

[dim wolf]

MHMMM

IKK

but one game

I will stay away from

Is val

..

[gilded crag]

i've never played val

[dim wolf]

Good

don’t

[gilded crag]

The vast majority of what I play is chess or f1 25 unless one of my mates wants me to hop on something else

[dim wolf]

broooo

Imma be f1 my self

I’ll record it for u guys

[gilded crag]

I was just wondering becaues I told room to hop on last night and you said you would join

[primal sentinel]

Playing chess constantly is a test of patience I don't take defeats very well

So I don't play now

[gilded crag]

and then I just fell asleep shortly after

[gilded crag]

yess please that will be awesome

[dim wolf]

I GOT UUUUUU

[dim wolf]

I was on ft w sarah

And was like

Let me just put my self into a convo

😭😭

[gilded crag]

I did a 1100 person tournament for 2000+ rated players only yesterday and I got 11th

🗣️ 🔥

[gilded crag]

lol

[dim wolf]

sorryyyy

[gilded crag]

I used to have a really whack sleep schedule where I would be up till 7-8 am or longer

[dim wolf]

Waiting for her to wake up @limber rampart ..

[gilded crag]

but I quit that job because of a work related injury

[dim wolf]

watch mine he ruined soon

[gilded crag]

so now I go to bed at like midnight ish

[gilded crag]

how come?

[primal sentinel]

id rather not play a game that effects my mental health negatively, chess isnt the same for everyone Bobby fisher was a good example

Too much of anything is bad for you

[gilded crag]

yeah

I'm also kind of a genius tho

fr

(lie)

Im just very methodical

I love chess

[primal sentinel]

The weird part about chess is no matter how good you think you are, theres always just someone who's better

[gilded crag]

this is true

[dim wolf]

bc rn I wake up like 6am everyday for no reason but bc I work soon , my luck it’s gonna be ruined

[primal sentinel]

And thats just how it is mhm

[primal sentinel]

I have a love hate relationship with the game

[gilded crag]

oof. Im on leave from my current job until I get surgery and recover

[worn glen]

🌝

[gilded crag]

so im back on a day schedule, cause I used to work nights

[gilded crag]

I got humbled at our state tournament this year

I am the 7th highest rated player in the state and I didn't even get top 10

[warm lion]

[primal sentinel]

Thats wild

[gloomy glade]

😂

[primal sentinel]

The European and Asian chess players for some reason are on a different wavelength though

Especially some Asians

Are just so good

Its scary

[boreal hatch]

Results of centuries of game development

[acoustic ore]

:3

[primal sentinel]

Chess is also more common in Asia and Europe than it is in America i think

[worn glen]

Please can someone guide me on how to join other servers

[dim wolf]

Awhhh I hope everything’s okay and hope your recovery is well!

[gilded crag]

the current is the Russians, Americans , Uzbekistinians, and the current world champ is Indian, but he is also the only Indian player in the top 10, on the womens side tho, it's all the asian countries

Uzbekistan has the guy who will likely win the candidates at this point and challenge gukesh for the classical world championship

[boreal hatch]

Chess originated in Asia and was a very popular sport among the monarchies and nobility in Europe. In east Asia it was adapted but still follow somewhat the same background

[valid roost]

Russia mentioned

[sturdy adder]

the only chess americans know is chessburgers double quarter pounder

[gilded crag]

ty! it's wierd cause I had the same surgery on the other side 6 months ago, but the drs missed the other side and now we gotta do it agian lol

[primal sentinel]

There's a big lesson there that tells us a lot about the hobby. For some reason ive always noticed that most Asian players are almost always naturally gifted at chess

[boreal hatch]

You’re forgetting the Chinese and the Armenians

[edgy lark]

a guy who is my type hit on me and set up a date i am cooked

[primal sentinel]

Thanks for the history lesson dad

[dim wolf]

I’m so sorry that must be so annoying, my sister went through something very similar and it was frustrating but you will get thru it 🤗🤗

[primal sentinel]

Ive been enlightened

[gilded crag]

on the womens side for sure, but on the mens side, the only current like supergm status chinese man is Wei Yi

[valid roost]

Describe Magnus Carlsen devvers

[gilded crag]

China has 2 women competing in the candidates rn for the next world champion

[valid roost]

What’s he all about

[gilded crag]

Fun fact, he is the only Norwegian chess grandmaster

at the current moment

[gilded crag]

tyty

[boreal hatch]

You gotta see the average player strength not just by count of grandmasters

[gilded crag]

my collarbone dislocates that the interclavicular ligament because it's torn

every time I lift my shoulder

[boreal hatch]

Clavicular?

[boreal hatch]

Aw man wish you a safe recovery

[dim wolf]

ouchhhhh

[gilded crag]

ty

[gloomy topaz]

Rahh

[gilded crag]

Im gonna be honest, I have played THOUSANDS of chess games at a very high level, im 2100-ish currently, I dwell around there. The vast majority of people I face online are Canadian, American, and Indian

I can look at the chess.com demographic

[stray raft]

Nah

[stray raft]

Idk

[boreal hatch]

I don’t keep track of my chess score mostly because I do not play it that often but here in Europe the ones that are known to be the top players in chess are the Russians and post soviet countries, Armenia, USA, Indians and Chinese.

[edgy lark]

he called me a good boy

[gilded crag]

I've played 12 total games against chinese players on my account and won 10

[stray raft]

Well are you

[edgy lark]

for him HELL YEAH

[stone chasm]

@mild herald online dating IS NOT COOL

[stray raft]

Then ur good my guy

[gilded crag]

I just learned I've played over 13000 chess games in the last year

[limber rampart]

Sorry u just woke us

Up

[dim wolf]

SARAHHH

ASK

[willow frigate]

took u some time

[dim wolf]

SADI

[willow frigate]

goodness

[dim wolf]

N QAS

N ALI

WALLAH

i was like bruh

i kept checking the assie tume

time

[dim charm]

First message I see opening chat

[last ridge]

GG @dim charm, you just advanced to level 10 !

[dim charm]

Third message I see opening chat

[night jay]

fart

[chilly hare]

Why didn’t you..?

[meager hazel]

Hallo

I hands burn

I cooked Jalapeno poppers

[limber rampart]

I was asleep yesterday a lot happened

[dire shadow]

Hello I am quite bored

[dim wolf]

yea bro TELL ME

.

[dire shadow]

What’s your elo

[gilded crag]

2100

[warm lion]

ion feel like it

[dire shadow]

Wild. Close to GM.

I’m only 820

[gilded crag]

Thats still pretty good

[dire shadow]

How long have you been playing

[last ridge]

GG @dire shadow, you just advanced to level 1 !

[limber rampart]

I argued with my mum

[chilly hare]

I didn’t feel anything when you put it in and yet we still did it

Selfish ass mf

[dim wolf]

Vc when u can

❤️❤️

Bro my eye hurts so bad

I got cleanser

In it

[crimson hawk]

Well that’s not how you clean your eyes

[oblique nexus]

im thinking about doing a century ridebike race @willow frigate

100 mile

[solemn folio]

meow

[summer reef]

my toes gurt

[warm lion]

Alright that's it we're breaking up

[wind island]

Let me go in a vacation in 4546B please

[dire shadow]

Rawr

[wind island]

This server lowkey dead

[dire shadow]

And boring

[wind island]

Im three years on this server maybe 4-5 i don remember

Lil me loved stealing memes from here

[dim wolf]

no way?

like it still hurts

😞

[wind island]

Ur cooked

Nahh you’ll be alright

Once i had axe sprayed in one of my eyes

[marsh grove]

You gotta flush it with water

[wind island]

If didnt go blind from that you wont from just a cleanser

[marsh grove]

Happens to me all the time lmao

[dull vessel]

[marsh grove]

I mean you could get a chemical burn depending on the cleanser and need glasses

But if you flush it and blink its all good

[snow adder]

what y'all talking bout

[chilly hare]

Suuuure whatever u say

[marsh grove]

Facial cleanser got in one dudes eye

[snow adder]

damn

but u don't know who the dude is?

[wind island]

It has to stay for a really long period to get a chemical burn

[marsh grove]

Its the zahoora dude

[last ridge]

GG @marsh grove, you just advanced to level 21 !

[dim wolf]

THIS IS WORSTT

[dim wolf]

I didddd

[snow adder]

oh

[dim wolf]

I’m not dude

[marsh grove]

All you have to do is flush it for like 10 seconds and blink gng

[wind island]

The axe or the cleanser

[dim wolf]

Wait lowk do I give off dude

[dim wolf]

okay be

Brb*

BRBB

[snow adder]

put some nitrogen monoxide

In the re

[marsh grove]

Ill one up you with mace

[snow adder]

then you'll be good

[marsh grove]

Nah i just refer to everyone as a man on the internet, also youve already flushed it all you gotta do is blink rapidly and deal with like 1 minute of stinging

[wind island]

Biology teacher humor

[snow adder]

so true

[marsh grove]

If you keep flushing it itll dry your eyes out and still sting

Just from water instead of cleanser

[snow adder]

no try an m42 spirit bomber

[last ridge]

GG @snow adder, you just advanced to level 4 !

[snow adder]

I think that will work

[crimson hawk]

Try washing it with dish soap. Might be a big stain causing you pain yk

[snow adder]

Or a b2

[wind island]

Don’t ever attempt such jokes again

[snow adder]

me?

[wind island]

No

[snow adder]

oh

[gloomy topaz]

Rahhh

https://\tenor.com/view/sphynx-3otakou-inside-playing-box-gif-7450908813737341586

[summer reef]

i will cast a hex on you

shut ur wrhore mouth aroubd me

[snow adder]

[dim wolf]

Shut up

it still hurts but I’ll live

[chilly hare]

?

[summer reef]

hi donut im foing to become a more normal person

[solemn folio]

meow

[marsh grove]

Awesome goal, goodluck

[willow frigate]

wait u got the ability right?

[lavish girder]

Porque naci con un pene gigante?

[solemn folio]

@mystic mason

rat

rat

🪤

[mystic mason]

What

[solemn folio]

omg ur here

did u see my tattoo

[mystic mason]

Hi adam 😛

Yes i did

[dull vessel]

@mystic mason check my warnings

[mystic mason]

It looks so good

[solemn folio]

yipppeeee

[mystic mason]

Not allowed to in public channels

[solemn folio]

[dull vessel]

HUUH????

when did this become a thing

😭😭

[mystic mason]

I can send you a ss if youd like

[dull vessel]

yes please

[oblique nexus]

i can go about 70 miles on 3 lines before my heart explodes from the cocaine

[raven cove]

Oh nightreign

How you pain me

[solemn folio]

i havent played since it came out

[oblique nexus]

texas get a pc already

[raven cove]

It's so good

[summer reef]

ever since i turned 20 ive been like terrified of going faster than like 40mph in a car

[raven cove]

But fuck

It hurts

[solemn folio]

i played elden ring when i got my new pc and was like actually i cba rn

[raven cove]

Buy my ram and I buy everything else