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Happy birthday Josh
:3
It’s everyone’s birthday today
dale, if u were just a real joat like me this wouldnt have happened
where u going
thanks
GG @errant igloo, you just advanced to level 7 !
No but I got shorty a gift cause it is her birthday
Back to the sea
I see Philip tomorrow
fuck' im old
Me too
happy birthday annie
how old
how old
Happy birthday shawty
awwww
Old
under the sea
do not worry fake joat, i will figure this all out
yes goat ydy
you can count on me
Phillip and Shorty get married under the sea
Yes
Gonna think about you
ur larping as a joat, jew, mossad, ruler of israel, and as netanyahu
Grahhhhh
👾
Bro I just ripped a huge fart
dale, u say ur a jew but i never saw u post a money spread video before
audio record it next time
say ooorahhhhhh rn
we talking about birthdays now? mine is in 11 days
I’m bored @warm lion dance for me
Special pronouns
Happy early birthday!
well first off, me and netanyahu are one, second, i am the ruler of israel, third, i am apart of mossad and troy is the chief of it, fourth, i am a joat, fifth, i am a jew
the goyims think money spread is flex🤣
I will right now
just a gross guy
HAHAHA 6 GORILLION GOYIM
@summer reef kill him
better out than in
Why you pinging her
anyways i finally finished a 500 chapter manga and it's really good
I was ordered by her command

say less
goyim finished reading goyslop🤣🤣✌🏽
Orah
Hitlers Birthday is in 11 days

I’m sorry?
why is everyone ignoring me im going to get very mad dale
bro whoooo the fuck' are u man
and why is ur pfp a dollar-store version of tyler the creator

they aren't like you that's why
you're different
they not like us drake diddy blud
das me when i had 0 game💔
uhh mango!! mango!!! mango!!!
whatever goyslop is it sounds tasty
they can't sense our aura
i smell so bad i can taste myself in the air
goyslop aura
hitler and queen Elizabeth have the same birthday as me
There’s only one creator, mashallah. 🙏
dawg u got the tyler the creator drip
you're not ready for the harsh realities of this world
my scent of smell is really strong
who wants to randomly talk
didnt u say u werent muslim twin
ig vro..
scent of smell 😭 😭 😭 🐖
slurp slurp
Me too. It’s legit a curse sometimes.
🙁
i have a really big nose after all, it's 12 inches long
Prolly cuz you’re a foid
it's a blessing for me

Ain’t no one wanna talk to you
Da hell
IS THAT IGOR??? MY FAVORITE ALBUM OF ALL TIME?? DONT LEAVEEEE IT'S MY FAULT
yeah me too and thats why i can smell fake fucks' like you from all around the world larping as the joat
okay and
So I’m getting clowned
You can say the same thing about yourself
FUCKK YALL
of all time? 🙁🙁
you truly are a poor little soul
lets talk more privately.
Hi Binxer
I liked a mfs reel and he immediately followed me this is why u don’t like reels that don’t have a ton of likes
i am not a fake fuсk you are
HEY ADAM HRU
cap
this joke is dead boo
larpie
lapresh patel
Joke?
yes. we can talk at the mossad meeting
yo
i like reels that have 7.000 likes
email me.
it's not cap
david larpington thomas III jr
I guess bro
july 6 hbu
Fine hruuu
aight bro i have listened to over 300 albums spanning almost every major genre you can't say that
hi
we can’t talk here
mine is july 7th
yooooo
Could be better lmao
wsg bro
it is
goyim doing goyslop
Are you exciteddddd
is your favorite album deathconsciousness by have a nice life
for?
i wanna calll
Weddding bruh
nah that's not even in the top 100 sadly, didnt get the hype
i would never say anything considered cap you know me
we cant be friends
oh yes im really excited
does lastfm still work?
I hope things get better for you. You’re a good egg.
considering that u always larp
i KNOW u always cap
surely there are other albums you love 😭
larpie
well i do not larp at all and i do not cap
omg
ur worse than fujimoto's larping as an 8 year old girl
“You don’t like goyslop sorry I can’t be caught friendshipmaxxing with u”
I already had it in my calendar mines October 5th
uhh glow part 2
oh yes top 20 of all time
like you actually give me a headache
I do that to a ton of people
I just don’t understand guys
i loved the glow pt 2
donut is the worse human ever
it's so damn good
I seriously need to block him
Worst*
When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown, so take a seat Steve. Oh, I see you brought your own
idk what is taking me so long
whats ur favorite album
if I was able to make it to the wedding, this is how I’d be dancing.
White album
Larpington Henry IV, the duke of Kirktown
blue album weezer lol xx
🙁
White album 😡😡
MANE I WISH ☹️
It’s not even funny anymore. Like it makes me want to just lock myself up
i said igor already but the next 4 are:
LONG SEASON by Fishmans
songs in the key of life by stevie wonder
ok computer by radiohead
slow riot for a new zero kanada by godspeed you! black emperor
Whatttt it can’t be that bad
Pls to
fishmans is like swans but good
No it's not you
Ill record
you are unblocked now
Stfu
speaking of swans, soundtrack for the blind is top 20
a single mother of 4 working 2 jobs when she experiences 0.2% of @chilly hare 's highschool experience pain
russian coded
I just don’t get why they have to talk to multiple girls. Like stick to one
speaking of being pretentious F#A#inf is like top 5 albums ever
i love swans
too
This sum youd see on blair witch or whatever
Who even are you
Literally
Idk wth do you want, uncultured peppermint
top 21 for me
yo my good friend
oh word do you want to see something funny
we have similar taste
Ooooo let me be a York peppermint paddy
What.
dm
Почему ты лжешь о моих близких
Просто знам, братко.
2 tablespoons of table
i dont really have it organised
i probably should
all i know is DC is my favorite album ever
Do you?
спри да питаш
Are yall racist?
Tooterella
im gonna send my topster which is ranks my top 100 in order in #memes
Rumblebutt
Depends what mood im in
@summer reef
Bottom burp
Нет
hi
hiiiiiii
ooooo
Sir farts a lot
To which nationality or skin color are you guys racist ?
Stinkabutt
Depends who cuts me off in traffic
GG @compact sail, you just advanced to level 4 !
israel
Farty mcfarty face

makes me wonder how old you are
Guess
why
I'll lie if you guess it
R u Slavic?
маймунско пръдня момче
what's the point of asking if u wont admit it?
He’s got a point
Hmm. Good point
What is your guess
i wanna know your point of view
The numbers
90% of banks, 10% of pop. Less... than 10.
idk like early 20s?
GG @timid parcel, you just advanced to level 2 !
Right on
22?
No
i just realized wish you were here by pink floyd and the college dropout by Kanye is underrated af in my list
🤣
Try Korn
21?
No
SO IS IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING AND DARK SIDE OF THE MOON WTFFF
Korn kills love
wtv
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TOPSTER
WATA OOO RATAATAEETAOOO
@willow topaz i need my therapist
huh
Come heather
Here
At haste
She’s showering
Hi
Oh nvm
I’m gonna shower in a minute
I needed to get my stuff together
Im substitute therapist tell me your mental illnesses
Shorty gets it
what’s wrong
Damn you straight to hell 😞
I can listen if you wanna rant but if I hang up it’s cause it’s shower time
I was like “Hey I can be helpful and let him know she won’t be available” to “ah dammit”
I hate it here
does nyong wanna play roblox
Can everyone just chill
what happened soda
29 more days
YBA is king
Sure thang
Everything
u getting drafted?
Nah I wanna
I want to use the r slur on you bro
What do I wanna do
Gonna go touch grass
IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION
is that a yes or no
NO
soda what happened man
OKAY MAN IM SORRY 😭
Ryan execution- 27/4/2026
You can use it on me ❤️
nvm
what
YES
you're not supposed to want it
okay my bad
aauuuuggg nooooo
death
my biggest enemy
noooo
nvm put him on a one way plane to israel

PLEASE DONT
goodbye man
Neckbeards took over general im gonna go plow my driveway
FUCK'
it was nice knowing you
Top 10 threats of all times
GG @spiral maple, you just advanced to level 2 !
W pj w jumi
how are you today
Terrible kill my coworker
I’ll tell you about it tonight
sorry
perfect, when can i expect a call from you?
even if they dont kill me i'll kill myself before i have an interaction with one of them 
Teleport yourself somewhere else
Like a place you like
can we kill all bugs please
Wish
No
7x7
@bold cape
Yo
?
?
Fuck’ you
That’s me
Fair lol
Where can I sign this petition?
The hatred hm? has for me
Hes a friendly cat
No not spiders
fuсk you too
Ok good spiders are cute
Prescription mess
I like cats
west side
grrrr
They are petable
Me to I like orange cats
I like Kiwi (my puss)
Say what
-# she's a female cat
got me hyped for a sec
Kiwi the goat
jk
She's 13
(I like puss N boots the movie)
Skull react
-# that's old for a cat

Food
So when you become head mod do the kittens just come to you or what
My DMs are drier than the Sahara desert
Only donut DMs me
Hello love you bye
🙁
And id have no one else dm me besides him
Ill be him
I can send you pictures if you like
Not needed
Too bad
I appreciate the thought
i am now your #1 fan
No thanks I love you
I also got a black cat, named Napoléon
love you too
🥰
No love you
Thesues
Yes me love
Love you thanks
just like the cat in my pfp❤️🩹
Hi love you
Im an ekitten now
😛
Woah how much have u gotten so far
Playin smite 2 what we pickin bois
0$
Come here
Doing it for the love of the game I see
Haven’t started selling yet
Ohh
He's 4 this year
Gl gangy get that bread
What
I've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty
No thanks 🙂↔️
🙁
Skill issue
I love you
dont ban me please
Eatable
Hush boy
Gneh?
The band?
Is the tf2 in your bio team fortress 2 or titanfall 2
TF2 MENTIONED
THIS IS A BUCKET

LMAOO bro that was just a wild guess. I don't live in canada anymore tho but I would've appreciated the biscuits
Sorry youre not a sigma
It’s missing me
You're right ❤️
My biggest proud of my life
GG @spiral maple, you just advanced to level 3 !
Given I am your #1 fan
Bruhhh
This is such a cute gif
bruh what
I started this VC when I went through a wendy's drivethru rearlier
It's went on ever sense
I hate you
Hate is a strong word
The amount of people that’s what I mean lol never seen the VC so full
oh it's like that almost every day
Just like the tf2 mercs
Hitting the opps, sir.
Hmm interesting, I never knew that lol
oml hi uber eats
hiii market
leave me on read again and I will make iran look like a playground
Hi
Yo
YO I NEED TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODE
Kinda was just a filler ngl lmaoo
Not surprised
Where my hug at
Hell yea
The news station???
I also got a big black cat
No a camera
Idk I don’t drink 😔
Water sounds good
Sad
You should see the meme i made for meme review
That’s sad, I am so sorry for you
Can I have some
I wanna see
I loved u but now I lost some of my respect for u @willow frigate
i feel like im in silent hill rn
Cmon then uber vodka redbull or another bloody marry
Mfs be like “try distilled horse urination with a tang of orange and wheat flavor” I’m good dude
Sob emoji
Yes you’re always welcome to have it!!
@tepid crane
4k holy smokes dude
Most don’t taste like that lol
I am using an e-scooter sooo legally I can’t have any alcohol in my system
BRUH
sonbrero
thanks 
2 years jail or big fine if ur caught drinking then using an e-scooter.
theseus why is choso one of the best undisputed goats of all time
My ranking for best characters in jjk are todo, choso, then sukuna 🙏 🙏
2-3 year dagestan and forget
would you rather be sent to hell or mega hell
for me it’s panda, choso and todo❤️🩹

I only like todo cuz he’s cool and I want his body type
I appreciate it Archie 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤
Means a lot man
It rlly does
wsggg
bello
Ofc bro, you da best
banana
You da biggest bird ❤️🩹
You the real art twin
i reached the part of the culling game when gakuganji slimes out masamichi and when panda cried💔
you da real bird twin
Nah u the real museum
Hey I’m not on that part yet 🥹 🥹
thank yaaa
Spoilers smhhhhh
OH IM SORRY
bob
i didnt know how recent it was
Dw I saw it on TikTok alr Yohoho
TikTok lwk spoiling the show for me lmaooo
wait does that mean im caught up?
Ye ur ahead of me now
i can just feel the aura now
grrrr
i can no longer larp as a joke anymore
John zenin overrated
Now we gotta become fans fr
We all know john rabbit solos all of jjk
I got a hella clean sukuna jacket
Fr he do
I saw him myself with my own two eyes
all those wasted years theseus. WE are true fans now❤️🩹
On EVERYONES soul me and you love jjk now 🙏 🙏 🖤
I should probably get the manga
they’re all living happily ever after🙏
Frrr
ungh
Lmaooo
With skill and training
Wowie
wait but how recent is the culling game tho?
I know the forbidden meow meow technique
I can’t deal with spoilers so I just watch things the moment they come out
couple months?
Only taught to the most evilest of cats
Wdym
the culling games of jjk being animated
I think ye, I don’t read the manga
Mau
Dude
Me btw
Did you learn that during the heian era??? 😱
It’s the newest season
Hi it’s me sukuna 
We’re getting the second part in January of 2027 I think
i can’t larp anymore donut
thukuna
im officially caught up
Gambale gambale

Yuji dies next episode

not him🥀
I cant wait to shower dawg
nobody ever reads the manga tho so it’s okay twin
Today someone ordered a vanilla mocha and then sent it back because it wasnt green
They wanted matcha
LOLLL
j
I could use a good mocha cookie crumble frappachino
bob
Theyre yummy tho
Oh damn
Wher- oh you said Bob, nvm
Very
Its the job so
Only thing I get when I got to Starbucks
I just got home from work and now i get to lay down for 15 minutes before i go to work
i hate skoob bro
Or maybe i should eat
Why bro
He hates me because he has no joy in his heart
Hates to see a woman putting the work in
Can a white boy not be a little whimsical anymore
boobs
he can

Im boobs

I love uni

Favorite account and cat
skoobs
i need boobs stuffed all over my face rn
The twitter is great

With some empanadasauruses
Boobs is the best cat
YES
😛 😛 😛
I worked for 6 hours and got a singular quarter as tips
Had to split it with my coworker
weirdo
???
The tips pool
why are you hating on me
In othernews! I look stupid in a headset
cuz i can
29 more days
what's wrong with you
Soda pop
what isn’t
you should tell me
Until?
Fart music
i can’t
Hi zayden
why
Good good
Does anyone know how to fix a loose rearview mirror
😠
Wait why are you texting me while your driving?
I'm bored lol
same my bro
same
life hard
boobs soft
So wait your texting me on a discord server while driving?
☹️
Like what the fuck even caused this
Yeah pretty much
Bro can it just be tomorrow lmao
tf is that in your mirror
is that you
You did
I think the heatwave melted the seal
are u dumb
why the sad face
it will be soon
cuz ☹️
SKin suit
yes
now i am sad
yeah we know
shhh, there there 🫂
here he comes saying he’s a scientist
🫂
I AM
Fix your tire pressure
Shhh…..
Sup people
you ain’t the only one in hell, you don’t see the rest of us bitch’ and moan

Its ok stinky, itll get better

My check engine light is also on
Ehhhh
makes me sad
Skoobs please fix your car before it explode
Idk about no reason
im never mean
I cant afford it…
Buy an obd scanner, theyre so comp
I fixed the tail light myself but i have no clue how to fix the check engine thing
I have one
I know whats wrong just not how to fix
Youtube
take it to a shop my guy
not that hard
Chrisfix my saviour or owners manual
Its a fuel line problem so i dont wanna fuck up
Theres also the random like 2 sub channels
Expensive…
do u have shop money
its worth it
then pay for her

i would if my currency wasnt shit'
hi stranger
the rand is awful
How are you today?
used to be good tho
Dude thatd suck to fix in a new car
awful, my head hurts and i missed therapy hbu
Its not new so we ball
like to put it in perspective 1 rand is like 17 usd
Even cars in general suck
No space so your hands get demolished every time you loosen a nut
I appreciate your honesty
Never miss your therapy
Could be better work was hard had to stay late
How many rand do you get per hour?
wasn’t my fault, i wasn’t present at all. it’s one of those days tbh. hopefully ur day gets better than mine
I’ve decided ill take my car in next time my bfs not busy so i dont gwt scammed
Likewise, let’s hope for a better tomorrow
Is split dye hair too cringe now
dont let anyone dictate what u should and shon't do
no
Word
what is that
Where hair is half on color half another
Split down the middle
I had it all through highschool when it was popular but i wanna go back
Ewpert
rupert
j
when the j
j
im about to J
Bro I want my b52 badly
Like real bad
Just so @cunning plover can upteir me on Sunday
pubert
duck duck goose
Everytime I hear that I just think of the Ralph wilgum meme
are you having a stroke
is it normal to have a feminine voice as a dude, or are you just created to be a femboy
my voice isnt super deep i wouldnt say so
im not feminine
What colors should i do, i was thinking wither blonde and brown or blonde and pink
no, are you
what is duck duck goose
a game
yeah but what is the game
DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK
Hi
Hi
Hi
Can you not hear us?
im hugry
hmmmm
i want breakfast
bro will crash out if it doesn't come by tomorrow lmao
Mmmm
duck, duck and goose obviously
I used to do black and pink
duck duck goose was awful
yeah but how do you play it
But i look too pale with black hair
one sec
Do uranium poop color
GG @north swift, you just advanced to level 4 !
Uhm
thats cool
I miss skoobs
Vroteier is a cool game
😭
I think bro wants you in India
I WILL

fortnite
duck 🫳🧒, duck 🫳🧒, duck 🫳🧒, duck 🫳🧒, duck 🫳🧒... GOOSE 🫳🧒 🏃♂️➡️ 🏃♂️➡️
Hes really going at it
thats enough explanation
💀
yeah its like Vroteier
Adam
ain't no way
Vroteier means rotten egg
it sucked i hated it
its a game kids play
and i was the fastest so i won mostly and i still hated it
PH
Yeah i feel like im gonna vomit
@bold cape @bold cape @bold cape
like someone has to have guts of steel when doing that
i like men
😛
@bold cape
hello
herro
my stomach hurts :(
@vague kite @willow topaz
Ooooo
do you like scallops
Ew
ew?
@vague kite @willow topaz
j
aw I hope it feels better :(
whaddup
i love scallops
Dev, someone ordered 6 mcchickens and 6 double quarter pounder meals
check dms, sent you something important that we need to talk in priv

how could god do this to our women
alr
sorry
That's nice
L chud
growls
How dare you, and why did you get annoyed that you had to wait for it! Do you know how long it takes to make a double quarter pounder?!?!?
Hello
oofff
getting annoyed u have to wait for that order is insane 😭

Thats nice sweatie
Ikr
Guys if you get a credit card
You can eat ir
Hi Bunny
Don’t go thru capital one
Sweatie 💔
Joshhhhhhh
Wait why
Capital one sucks

Hi Adam

How many adams are there
A lot but I am in love with number four
He doesn't know
I AM ADAM 67
@solemn folio
credit score 800 and they’re like we can give you an increase of how’s 100$
Aura 💀
Shi so annoying

anyone remember max the mod and moon man the mod
Hahah
Dogaaaaaaa
Im so tuff
Helloooooooo
They aint even old
Unc
they are tho
No
they were here since i was here and ive been here since like 20219


ya
Guess what
chicken butt
Chicken butt
HEY
Hiiii
HAHA
IS WILD
type faster fr






