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👀
Hiiiiiii
i was fantasising about you today
OI OI OI BAAAAAKAAAAA !!!
Oh im doing great maam ^^
Tho im a bit bored :[
Wbuuu
LMFAOOOOO
I WAS BUSY DOING THAT!
Joe me boi
Glad to hear you’re well!
I’m okay, I just finished getting ready for work and now I have my block of phone time 😭
I’m tired today
mr krabs
I’m already thinking about potential nap after work
Do you feel it now mr.krabs
JOW
Ma'am when are we gonna play
Seven days in Heliopolis
Play what?
insert monkey think
Was it helldivers ?
I’m sorry - a few people have asked me to play games with them so I sometimes mix up who asked for what 😭🙏🏽
I’m usually free on weekends :3
Ah we dont have to play den
guys iam new
No idea 😭
But since this weekend is Easter are you free next weekend egg?
Hello welcome to hell
Easter is coming 
Easter....egg
You did that on purpose
Bahahaha
thanks for welcoming into hell
mod
We’ll never know
time me out pls
Ventiii
mod
hmmm
time me out pls
say the magic word
You got gamsz on yo phone
pwease
What games u got on steam
hmmm
GG @magic rampart, you just advanced to level 1 !
the other one
hmmmmmm
I think I sent you my friend code
I usually play dbd
Mr. Egg
Hellooo
Ngl i judt now seen you and you a memelotd
🥀
who knows
xd bruhh
Tell me !!
"dbd" 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔
I hope u r well sir
Also venti from genshin doe
So you're a masochist
Noted
mr egg i need to eat something
cn i eat you?
Next thing you tell me you play for honor too
I don’t LOL
thanks?
i just finished heartbreak high 🙁
I like Genshin Impact 😆 Thank you
no i need egg xd
so cool they showed surfers though
no it's a show
I got lodt in the plot
get out
it's on netflix
AND NEVER COME BACK
What’s about?
broo we can date on discord?
only white people watch that ngl
Woah now buster, take me out to dinner first
I wouldn’t know anything about allat
it's an aussie high school situation but way more dramatized lol. pretty funny
hmm ok
Ouhhh Okok
I might give it a lil look

Dont
Ngl i should delete nextflix


Why 😭
it's also very vulgar but kinda normal here lol
Genshin lore
I wouldn’t mind LOL
The aussies are a pyramid scheme
brooo iam lurking in chats whyyy
except the only unrealistic part is the fact they don't wear uniforms lol
Teaaaaa
Hm?
What games other than dbd
beeg.com is such a good game
U should try it out
enyone want to _ _ _ me?
I think I sent you my friend code
You can add and check :3
I have a good lot
Wha
where would you like me to drop your package?
so that i may lob it nowhere near said location
I’m lying dating on discord is my favourite activity
Fine =3=
Why u gotta make me do the hard stuff like adding
Hmph
nobody wants to date u
epstin you are epstine bro
So sorry Mr egg
Could you drop kick my package as you walk up to my door
I have a bf bro LMAOO
Yeah
Hm possibly
and i have a computer with 4 ddrs and rtx 3050 lmoaaa
He’s locked up 🤑
is that a threat
...
yep iam gona launch a b2 bomber with a bunker buster
Highschool
yay
you better be ready
Evilpro
Hru today :3
meam bro
Bad
Oh no, I’m sorry
No i am ebstein 
What happened?
i love ebstein
My dad died
bro
Ur bf is The Egg
No?
me love ebstein 
Crazy to believe but this fella has a loving bf
yes
I know
Aw I’m really sorry to hear that Evil, I hope you and the family are okay
loser
ur the loving bf?
bro shut up
Ebstein and kids advnture such a good game
Happens
No i am ebstein
sigh

Yeah, just make sure to take care ♥️
guys
GG @magic rampart, you just advanced to level 2 !
guys
No
whats good
helloooo evil
Solar panel
Yoo
hi egg
huh?
Howdy doodie
her imaginary friend
I want a solar panel 
I imagined up a hot one then
No a british twink
which is me
was gonna ask hru but alr got my answr, sending joyful and prosperous things ur way
which is notme
I want a girlfriend that will break my legs to save me from the big scary yahu trying to take my golden replica of optimus prime flagman 2005 edition
that willll cost 1000 dolllers
Absolutely not
@dapper river
You too!
bloated as hell, hbu
but i am sigma
Youll get one
i need a rtx 5060
no i hate gorlfriend me like ebstein more
:D
Not to me
I only have one sigma alpha
Stfu you kiss roaches yuta
u kiss roaches yuta
i HATE roaches
wrong ping i think
Flush yourself down the toilet
same
@silk star sorry buddy i guess she hates you
hahahah
Castrate your ballsack and turn the two balls into ping pong balls
I don’t hate evil
I know she does
Reminds me
Few hours ago
Minding my own business and a roach spawned on my hand
And almost flew towards my face
Wow didn't know you were chinese
That would kill me instantly
Chinese if i was eating the ballsack u idiot
Of course not
Hello.spanish person
taco person
Hi
ohhh that ones scary and rare spawn egg
Idk i have fear of roaches
If u say so
why did i uninstall spicetify.
i have elergy
Minecraft be like
Me too, they’re disgusting 😭
xd
Roaches are common in my house outside we had like 5 of them roaming they were coming outside the Sewer hole in my house
Hate how fast they are
I don’t
They climbed my sister's clothes
and how they dont die
guys
I usually walk outside in my backyard without shoes or shib shib
Honestly - I was flushing them when I lived in my old apartment 😭
so i just throw a rock using my feet
Ngl i should get a wolfcut soon
i will burn the house
Oh also we have Lizards in our hosue
glade i dident over reacted
every time a lizard is like climbing the walls
nuke the house man
@sharp jungle what a good color dye with black
Lwk a W
Like highlights
Nah man ima make a real life ZOOTOPIA
Hmm ngl i should do dangling earing
I KILL insects using my BARE HANDS so why not Spank them using my bare hands too?
NO NUKE IT BROO
thank you sir of sirs
Roaches tank nukes
Should i send the insects to your house?
Hmmmm I’m not sure, I’ve never really coloured my hair
But I think any colour would look good with black
he should feed them fiberglass and itching powder
no because it's black
False
Okay tell me then
NOOOOO
They should feed it to Pleco's
🤝 anytime
@sharp jungle ken kaneki style doe
Platinum with black
But nah...lots of chemicals
yesss
Its gonna kill my hair
I WILL NUKE MY HOUSE TOO glade i dident over reacted
no
Honestly you could - if you find a good hairstylist they know what they’re doing to keep it as healthy as possible
no its true, any color looks good with black
^
it's BLACK though
mod mod
hmm
time me out pls
iam korean
Maybe just match your regular colour palette
yeah
NO u are 67 and i am MANGO MANGO so NO TIMEOUT FOR ALPHA SIGMAS LIKE US
😎

We are so SKIBIDDI DOPB DOPOB 🤣
you are not sigma bro no one is

are we ass
I miss my sigma alpha
hhahhah
NO I AM SIGMA FROM PAKISTAN WITH AURA OF JJK 
Yea maybe
Or i just keep mine black
Just getting a wolfcut woulf suffice tbh
Think of doing danging earing tho..
Hmm
SO SIGMA 🍷
fack
I LOVE FAXK WITH TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHU
What would the dangle earring be?
Knife ? Cross ?
I have small ears anyway
Guitar
Knife or cross is nice
fuck' tripple t
hahahahahahahahah nice one
I think being asian gives a lot of choices
WHAT THE 67? YOU AFFEND TUNG TUNG ANGEL
huh? bro getting banned
U ARE NOT ALPHA U ARE BETA
Hmmmm let me know what you decide on!
no you can swear bro
hmm
Tung Tung... Icecream 🍨
U ARE american NOOB UNLIKE ME PAKISTANI PRO GAMING 😎
Hmm would the hair stylist at a salon be fine with helping me pick between 3 hairstyles?
tripple t from tungsten
ugh
Shoukd be...
bro come in bedwarrs imma beat your asss'
Im undecisive with hair
pro gaming COMMUNISM SO sigma SAME WITH EBESTIEN
fix ur english
Go bald 👍
I BEAT ur EBSTEIN ass 😎 because i am PAKISTANI BRO GAMING
Yeah, they’ll give you feedback on what they think matches your head shape best, and the style that suits your face
hhahah'
Fix ur jawline
hahaha
pakistani is not an option in this server @green obsidian i think its better if u learn english💀
No english is for gay people LIKE U U NEED TO BE 67 KILLS
bro cooking him
Get him American psycho
BUT U DONT GET 67 BECAUSE U ARE BANANA
Honestly i pretty much done every hairstyle hm...
But yea sure thing!
Gay people and or women are the best stylist for some reason
supp chattt
Why is it always gay people
oh shit' he called him a banana
Knowing hoe to cut hair
I js wash my hair and bc I have curls it stays nice
W genetics
LOL
Dayum
tipicell 9 year old
Nah this ones still using 67 i thought 4 y/o s werent allowed in here mf
@vagrant pollen I am the sigma because i have big jawline, you are the beta because u have small dih
I have straight hair
word
Bro is getting COOKED 67 TIMES

iam korean thats why my english bad
That's peak too cuz you have many options to style with
My fellow asian
BECAUSE IT IS FOR MY DIH
no i wasnt talking to u
north or south
DIH IS SO SIGMA
because i am PAKISRANI BRO GAMING
north
Mf asked north or south
funny
xd
greet the un
GG @magic rampart, you just advanced to level 3 !
Woah he said your mom and you said your dih is for her
for me please
no my dih is for EPSTEIN
yea😭
iam kidding iam fellow south
AND u are EPSTEIN CHICKEN so u get eaten
Idkkkk pal you said it was for your mom
NO MY MOM IS SIGMA
U ARE NOT MOM SIGMA
that must suck im so sorry for you
U ARE BETA
Freakazoid in chat….
What am I reading 
sigmazoid
nah i dont xd
Need to bleach my eyes
can u get out ? not funny
Brb
He said he wants his mom
no i can GET 67 MANGO with CORNBEAD
same what am i reading mate
no bro that is so bad my mom is good person but no i only do bad stuff to me and ebstein
nice ?
korea's beautiful tho
yeah
SHUTUP u are NOT pro gaming pakistan
Doth he protest too much
You sure he didn't say stepmother atleast

idt they have internet in pakistan
He did not…
iam american but i live in korea
HOW I TALK TO U THEN IDIOT BRAIN
so do you speak american or korean as your first language
no my dih NOT FOR mom my mom deserve hug because she is the best
my DIH is for @sharp jungle
american
I don’t want you pal
u had to go to afghanistan to get wifi even their tech is better💀
COME FOR THE SIGMA DIH @sharp jungle AND I WILL GIVE U 67 MANGO WITH AURA
I already have a sigma alpha
what am i reading
mod kick this guy pls
U need to go to Ballerina cappucina land to get Aura
🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅
xd
bro atleast am not American Psycho
I am Sigma Psycho instead
yea cool buddy
How old are you @green obsidian
this is better then tv xd
youngest person EVER
67 YEARS OLD 😂 
What the fuсk is up Denny’s
oohhoooo hhaahahahaa
nice one
mf
We should sacrifice this guy to Kha thu lu
💀 👍
everyone sacrifice this guy to tung tung tung sahur
mm lets ask ur mother shall we?
Ur MOM
LMFAOOO
mods, skin him
Fuckin’ got him 😭😭
Mods strip his sigma status
nice one bro
tanks
Yes go cheer u and ur imaginry BF
@green obsidian you are in aura debt rn what will you do
i mean he said it himseelf💀💀
Leave my dick' out of this
They dont even HAVE AURA
💀
My bf isnt imaginary :3
Nonexistant
Joe troll this guy
bye guys iam going to play counter strike
bye
her bf is real, i can touch him all i want that makes him real
Bro skulled himself
bye have a great time
OKAY PAL
bye boysss
🤏 🍆
lmao self reaction
GUYS THIS GUY REACTED THE SKULL TO HIMSELF💀 😭 👍
Is that what your mom said?
thanks
😛
That is MY AURA
MY AURA LIKED MYSELF
BECAUSE I AM MORE SIGMA THAN U GAY FEMALE CHICKEN
no these is what kids in ebstein sya
nice
That you haven't showered in months doesn't count as aura vro
@green obsidian your boyfriend wants u to check your dms
word💀
Tell him i cheat on him with tung tung
It's prolly his mom
💀 👍
thats his mother?
fuckin' hell she has a beard
Atleast my name doesnt look like quiz
Ur mom is Unshaved
@green obsidian she hairy down there? 
Yes so i grab my baby nephew who is 2 years old and he LOVED it
okay i saw "delicious" and now im worried
Ok "The underminer" 
maybe cuz sm of our moms dont grow beards like our dads ? oh wait u wouldnt know about a dad cuz ur ur own step dad
yall stop bullying his mom, its hard
ur getting undermined
@dull vessel this guy joking about kids and sexual assault
Fix Ur english monkey
@Anna this person is gay
Wtv that's supposed to mean
yh bro keep at it
Learn english
Yeah I love women
"the underminer"👍
@willow topaz mods, ban him
HELL YEAH ME TOO
They’re so pretty
mod racial discrimination
women are awesome
@willow topaz this guys MOM is LESBIAN so she KISSED a lesbian stripar and they both had a happy ending
There's only like 2 that I love
My english proficiency is none of your concern
Wait, Mr. GG, did someone react to his own message with skull?
Hahha U idiots i will just leave the server and come back
Epstein kids have sex with ur moms
@willow topaz tell phil i said hi
yea "underminer'"
b4
They’ve abandoned us
💔
Wow... 
They left
?w 1027576251403223070
I couldn't find the user 1027576251403223070.
Grrrr
He’s at home now :(
BRUHHHH
Revert to tomat
no
Dysmorphia stage 2
yes
He left
madness
text him saying i said hi
ariana grenade
is welsh welsh
i am welsh, and i can confirm that welsh is welsh

@split agate
Ms. Shorty is here 
La Flame 🔥
Huh
All good, hbu
hey shorty
hiiiiiiii
Xanax prescription, it's time to blackout on Sunday
thats great to hear im all good too thanks ❤️
hows it going
Good! Hru?
i mean bot
ayy amazing im doing all fine thank you!
My mental health is lowkey hitting new lows
shorty are you and @tepid crane related?
Thats so fire chat
i mean, you're both half tanzanian and you both got adorable height
lmao
No
Oh tanzanian are the people from the tarzan right?
vicodin
Idek what to say
im chillin vibin whatcha upto locomoco
flame gay
what kind of class
gross anatomy
im pretty good at that
lemme practice on you
huh
THEY GETTING FREAKY IN GENERAL
idk what youre on about
u can if u let me put my hands in ur mouth
GET A ROOM
On some chilling shiii
Dating on discord?
Hm
Hey as long as they can rank you up at a game
They good
Ngl
Jus saying
adam carries
w
You get a rank up buddy
Are tea.....
Which adam
Huh?
adam4 of course 😭
Are idk .....
What is bro yappin about
this dudes been on my fyp alot
lmfao
Are yap....
Are
Reddit goyz: 🅱️oi😹😹✌️✌️
what makes you think that
Anyone likes memes here?
Good Lord
was looking up a book i read in 7th grade and uhhhhh
it was this
i forgot the story so i searched it up wikipedia
and HOW THE TF WAS 7TH GRADE ME READING THIS
BRO
💀
What’s the storyline ?
He chopped
Have you ever read Indians in the Cupboard
LMFAOO
It’s about the feather Indians (me)
Ive read cat with a gat
Okok
Theres even a movie in amazon prime💀💀💀
Man i read that as cuphead
NO FUCKIN WAY
This isn't smt a 7th grader should be reading 
dude its so bad 😭
it was in the school library
and i read the entire thing
this was like so long ago too
Looks wholesome 
Little did I know
Im 20 this year and bro i can confidently say im screening any book my younger cousins and siblings will read
@warm summit
Yes
impossible
unc
OST are peak
it’s 9:30am
im putting you in a retirement home
guten morgen
Good afternoon
hey tabs my goat
Nah you turned out fine didn't you
LOL
Auf wiedersehen
hru big man
good aftermorning
Abend guten
no 💀
Schwarze
watching a show in vc rn hbu
Me too….
Abt to recycle cans for money
gurt
dude a bad book can change your life 💀
Tell me about it 😭
gotta respect the hustle 🔥 🤑
It’ll make u a bad person
Dysfunctional one
yeah look at me and shiz
dude i should get back to books i used to read so much but now i only read manga
Are you a functional human for society atleast 🙏
keep being u tabs
huh
Nevermind I’m not recycling cans acrually
I used to read “the curious incident of the dog in the nightime” during 8th grade and it was a good book tbh
im in second year of med school does that count
hop in a vc when you’re done school goat

Hiii Joe
i read the entire harry book series back to back and i peaked in my life's happiness when i did it. deadass life has never felt as good as when i did that
That's pretty normal bro yh definitely

gonna be a while
trying to be the next foreman with those neuroscience classes
I only read books that my school force me to… now i just read lots of non-fiction and pop science books
putting a lecture you have to attend in a lecture hall in the middle of a day full of online courses has to be the worst fuckin thing ever
luckily the lecturer is just as lazy as us and keeps in online
Yeah I don’t miss this
for me its the opposite, i used to read fiction alot yeah but i mainly read old ass nonfiction books but now i never read anything nonfiction
thats so fuckin goated
but ping me whenever you can tho. greatly appreciate it and i promise it’ll only take like 10 minutes
Inside Michelle I wait and bleed
it sucks so much
mondays thursdays and fridays u have so much classes
Sometimes i just cant handle the bull bull in fiction books, so i just stopped readin em…
especially driday where class goes from 2pm to 8pm
I miss being a kid until i remember how bad school was for me lwk
Fuuh
well 8am to 2pm but physical 2pm to 8pm
Driday
Sounds like torture
8am to 2pm online
8th day
2pm to 8pm physical
fr
Eat a nickel
sure

sometimes i like the bullshit' in fiction, like hell yeah i wanna see a typhoon full of sharks
wasnt paying attention in class
eat mushrooms
hi mak
james harden bald ahh hairline
and i heard my teacher talking about rough sex' 😭
what is this dude talking about bro
Gang…
A shark wearing shoes 💀
My Japanese friend says... their government has started taxing the singles... idk how to help
Freaky teachers are the best
They make the lectures more memorable
Hii
The trippy kind?
Hey everypony
Hello
im wondering the same thing
Get with him
No the nutritional ones smh
whats good
triple t better
James real hard for this one
hru 🗣️
Doing goood how u doing man
somewhat until ur in one online class and ur lecturer forgets to close his x videos tab
and now u know ur lecturer is a gooner
Whaaa? 
watching a show in vc and chilling
No fun in that
Shrooms and gurren lagann go hard
OOO HAVE FUN
you both got tanzanian blood yknow?
i guess even doctors with 5 degrees are suscpetible to it
God I love mushrooms
.ban @half jacinth
You do not have permission to use the ban command.
Missing: Ban members or Moderator role
ffs
why would u even try to ban me
name
god forbid someone goons
Nitro cant giv u shid
sorry random impulse
waste of money honestly
loose or lose? 
Lose urself
Snap back to reality
it isss
.ban all foids
You do not have permission to use the ban command.
Missing: Ban members or Moderator role
Whoever gets a timeout is gae
Its like detention
Idk
Anna hiiiii
i hate this
When he ate cat meat
His light from the darkness
omg why did you call him a ho
thats so mean bro
INNOCENT TILL PROVEN GUILTY
I'll sue for defamation
Tryna get the insurance money from emotional damage
Objection
Ur honour
YOU have no proof backing up your claim
Stfu

?snipe is my proof
God is my proof
god is good
God knows the truth
@wheat oar hi, I was wondering if there was any way to download your potions texture pack cuz I find that it’s great 
Dont lie, Allah is watching u

i love allah
We all love Allah
and allah loves us
Yes

Holy status
it means fat in german
Mmh
Budged in badly
put him on a leash again
Thanks 
Very Insensitive
i havent seen anyone use it
That it's an official discord sticker makes it even funnier
Yes
The pm kinda owns the president tbh
@sterile iris go back to doing the hw please
True that
hello
Hello
I'm not doing my homework if I can have my prime minister do it for me
Shame
r j from australia
she does???
Hello flame
White flame boi
Get rekt @sterile iris
yall not on holidays ?
what the helly is a tanzanian is it like tarzan n sht?
No
flames good enough bro 😭
yo hows it going
thats basically in Australia
Doin good wbu
what a good day to be austrian
I just watched an Youtube shorts 
👻
TANUKIO DO THE ENGLISH HW NOW
r u a painter by chance?
nice, im doing good too thanks
Yk that the whole earth would fit in Australia if it was a bit bigger ?
Also you're like in the wrong channel
my grandpa was
HIIII ANNA BB HRYYY
it hates you
I have 1 day of school left for
1 national holiday and 2 weeks for Easter
The I only have 2 weeks of school till exams so I have A 4 MONTH SUMMER BREAK
proof
search his name
Didn't you used to have a cute flame pfp?
Good morning vietnam
💔
australia is bigger than mars bro
Lone wolf ahh
😇😇
Sure sure
im not veitnamian
peak life for you
Aww
Is it bigger than Texas tho ?
It is tho 💔
Australia is literally mars 💔
Planet ahh country 💔
australia bigger than arse
Hey!
nahh texas is bigger
who is robbing my dank coins
GG @naive wasp, you just advanced to level 1 !

Move here we got goated Mediterranean weather and the best beaches
When we going on Australia ahhh 🙏
Australia are freshies
Laniakea ahh Texas 💔
Where u from
Goooood hru bbg
im just switching it up
I'm so glad 😋 I'm so good tyyyy!!!
I'm greek but I live in cyprus
😛😛😛😛
what the helly is laniakea
giasou
Peak
ill stay in austria bro the snow is nice
In places like desert, where farmers raise cows but there aren't enough of grass or pasture to feed the cows... farmers look for cacti, then use firetorch to burn and remove the spikes from the said cacti to allow the cows to graze on suculent leaves that's full of moisture and nutrition 
hey toma
hii flame
hey labib
Maxiumus Drickus
only 0.001% will understand! Show your IQ!
do you guys think my name is a rappers name?
Galaxy supercluster supercluster
Geia sou
Wsg pimp
What Trumps calls Greenland*
is it bigger than my a$$?
Yo who?


what do you think of my display name
Do you actually know greek or js some words?
Efkaristo
Everyone's entitled to their tastes 
Or smth
maynee fuck’ this weather
Oktopus
Nah that's pretty good
It's more like ефхаристо but yeah
Not exactly the same sound
Shut up ?
hows the day been
do you know who i am referring to right?
:3
Niet
yoo anna
:3
Absolutely not, I severely lack culture 
search it uo you will be so surprised
I'm just phonetically transcribing it
Eminem ???
I'd rather not
he is not a dictator or something
U so lost buddy
It depends on the dialect both are acceptable
yes
whys


