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@willow frigate
What’s stopping me from going behind chipotles bar and just grabbing a bowl
Probably the chipotle ban afterwards
I can wear a disguise
Don’t hide
They never expect one of these bad boys

Genius wait
They'll literally never see it coming twin
Ur right
Lowkey I usually am
My tinnitus is acting up, so cool
About to steal more straws from Wingstop life is great
Me
Larp Kurt
Who dat
We out larping Kurt cobain
Whats going on with that internet @rough orchid
larp
don’t do it
A singer
Singa
meme asylum is better than this place
Yeah uh about that
They banned me
Because the mods racist
yeah meme asylum sucks but it’s still better there
Hi smuckers
hello junior
Stop talking inside my head
That’s one blue Bonnie
me when I finish my twink toy bonnie costume
Bonnie is INDIGO
It's my mom's contact
Bonnie breaks reality to move are we really taking his fur color that seriously
GG @shut elbow, you just advanced to level 1 !
Indi go
Grrrr
Mondays
Yes we are
Wouldn’t that just be doubling down?
Huh
I AM taking it that srs
That is a username
Yup
Twins
I like the other dog more
Fruit
Its about to fall
Ripe for the picking
Meow 🐱
i miss him sighhhhh
Summon
i’m not powerful enough
@vocal pier Hiii
50 thousand dollars sounds great
Sing-wich
Yurt
What would you do with that money
Prolly some Taco Bell for me
@coral igloo cuh
I will stand in that
Like you could go to Popeyes or smt

You know, I’ve never tried Popeyes
Or chick fil a
Or that
I had it once b4
I want to once at least
Spicy chicken sandwich is so good
mmm feet
You’re making all artists have a heat attack
Take a lot of skill to be so creative with description
soo where was I
its not bad if you love breading
Looking at ps5 guy
That’s sad
Fair
I never had chillis tho
that was hours ago but fair
I expect mid
yoo sup twin hyd
how could i be so inconsiderate. AI artists spend so many grueling minutes typing their HEARTS out into the ai.
Hey twin I’m good hru
Alzheimer's mbmb
You get it now, I’m so glad we had this talk
all g here js chilling cant sleep its 7:58am lol
thank you for this revelation
I’m sorry gang I love sleep
I got a new dog and we put it in a cage to sleep and it won’t stop whimpering
Me af
whining is the only way dogs can communicate their needs tho
Bro you live in the other side of the world atp
I also love sleep but my schedule is messed up gng I sleep at 8 or 9am and wake up at 2 or 3pm
fr
I getchu, my schedule isn’t great either
emo reference?
The killers is hardly emo but sure
I've been playing cs2 for hours I love this game now
kenwtor twewowist win
Oh my dayssss
My moid is asleep
Oh I’m dumb
I’ve mostly been singing lately but I played some pvp the other night in D2 and it was a nice change
Wrong band
your chair must be musty from sweat
No.. you were right
my chair is cold af
Oh
cool
The Killers sang Mr. Brightside
Ig it was Mr Brightside

Imagine playing dead and the killer say “ tickle everyone’s feet “
Bro I blanked for a sec and thought that was the band name
I crave a good steak
Sam Fernandez
fast food was meant to be eaten when you're in a hurry
Nothing is whimsy
are you in a hurry?
Im sooo hungry rn I crave a crispy chicken deep dish saucy pizza
Could be
I'm just saying
Ima need that too blud
Tired of healthy good give me some shit today
Can someone give me 20 bucks
Steak is good
im drooling I might order when I wake up
Get a job
im sure he heard the court case loud and clear the last time
Haven't actually had steak in years
Im broke like Joc
Pop off king
Family is too mexican
The serial butt sniffer strikes again
Nobodies problem but yourself
latinas mentioned??!?!?!
i forgot I had class today im cooked
What abt at carne asadas bro
Just eat carne
Mijo frijoles en casa
Man✌️💔
Do you drive
Carne asada not cheap
No dont got my license
Ts expensive
How old are you
Neither does anyone so we’re all cooked low
you'll be fine, you can always resit
Like mexican barbecues bro
But if I get like a 90 I get 400 dollas
17
I do
Type shi
Constantly
My moid has abandoned me
Texas Steak from Roadhouse
You got license money?
I hate everyone again
me too?
@willow topaz fortnite
ok
Yes
even me
Yo give me ts
Yes
@austere osprey And that goes for you too
😢
Kk
Until my moid is awake nothing is good
You got parents?
hop on fortnite
cool
My parents hate me lwk
Mold?
🥀 tell them you’ll get out of their house faster with a license
he would’ve laughed
I get my license next month
Typa stuff that'll get me killed
GG @waxen thicket, you just advanced to level 1 !

Fire inwas doing drivers Ed then my mom took me outta school

I’m sorry to hear that
GG @spark shore, you just advanced to level 17 !
White cheddar popcorn consumes my life
@wintry gyro ??????????
Im not even broke I have 300 in my left pocket rn but its all CASH I need ts on my card
@oblique nexus
Lol
GG @wintry gyro, you just advanced to level 4 !
Holy me too, I have some and I can’t stop
@willow topaz Im gonna eat something rq, then I'll be on
GAS STATION
It’s so good
I like cheese. You can’t catch me. He he-he he-he he he-he he he
Nvm he is awake I’m full of whimsy and love goodbye
It’s like delicious styrofoam
We yes WE love goyslop
I uninstalled and reinstalled discord and it worked fine and now it’s broken again dammit
yoo how did yk
Fine again 👀👀
Me fr
Tomboys
aight im starting feel like everyone is a 40 yo in here
guys pls
help
I’m not 40 yet
What’s wrong?
Valid
Cute pfp btw
Free my boy Josh from his chains
I need image perms
No poop name
I have no chains. I am a free man who… uh… hang on I need someone to tell me what to think
You boosted for a color a twink would be proud of
I reached out onto someone I liked on Instagram and they go to my school, and we have been talking but then they said “I love you” online
He is a twink
boost also for pic perms
I gotta pay to send images?
Oh wow. Do you like them that way at all? Like how long were you talking for?
they also didn’t ask me to be their girlfriend and just put “girlfriend” next to my contact and showed me it and I am just feeling hella uncomfortable with how fast they are doing things especially when I’m not fully in it
Or become mod
If nitro is your power what are you without it
ohhhh
That’s like every big meme server
That’s so much worse
im Quiet
like they didn’t even ask me… and I didn’t know what to say
A nice fella
Very dystopian
They also told their friends and sister about me
We went through 2 global conflicts, a buncha genocides and a systematic gunboat diplomatic standoff... just so people can do this and share it on the internet
If you get to level 10 you can post in #memes
Wrap it up
Okay this makes sense
How old are you guys?
100%
I guess bro
Free will tho, ggs
December 16th and I do kind of like them?
Wolves vs Rockets!!!
lol both teams suck
17 but we officially met on Jan 25th
Yeah after seeing the later context this guy seems to be moving fast. Have you told them you wanted it to be slow at all?
kd is making the rockets worse
well, not quite...
I was gonna say going and telling a bunch of people immediately sounds like a younger thing to do. So you have actually met irl at least?
the team is on a slump
kd is kill to death ratio
Then we only liked each other on Feb 13th and then we didn’t talk for a period of time
@nimble oriole
yeah because the rockets have no point guard lol and no shooters
Thats kdr
Yes, we have
and the wolves are a very inconsistent team
nah that's kd
What the FUCK is this image bro 😭
We used to have this now we send money to israel
india
Lwk depends on the game
Am I the ahole if I liked him first
ts is almost as bad as cardi b music
Thank you 🖤
And reached out to him multiple times on Instagram before he finally liked me back
Sang it myself
of fuh
Not really. I mean you had an idea for the relationship, but you probably should’ve told him how you wanted the relationship to be after you found out the first thing he did
Mb lmfaooo
But now that he likes me back and is also saying things like “I Love you” on Instagram it makes me feel like our “relationship” is built on cowardice
No it’s meant to be a meme, that’s not how I actually sing
You’re good
Been going through a really tough time rn… was at Trader Joe’s and a dudes pony tail touched my face… ts hurted my soul
I love you
Oh god
Ive never been to trader joes
whats going on im new
yoo what's the name of this song its actually 🔥
Phew, man... for a second there i thought this was your magnum opus
cuz ts stank
Pedro Pascal is a treasure
Richman by 3Oh!3
Tis interesting
same here
bettt
Tbh I’m not really attracted to him I think I was using him to not be lonely
No, I like to sing Jazz or lower pitch songs
how is everyone
@halcyon lake im surprised you haven't heard it its all over my feed😭😭
Suits my voice betta
damn
Ok see now that is dick move if im honest. You gotta talk to him if thats true
Just sing cigaro
Quiet why must you show us your cursed feed
Cooked😭😭
Nahhh
This is nightmare fuel
shi sounded like 2006 hot and bothered 19 year old thinking she beyonce
I don’t think I should
So you’ll just continue the fake relationship?
Yeah…
My instas alt has the worst feed I could get on it possible
Because having a relationship is aura
Which was the sole reason I made it
This is what spending time around Dell does to people
It’s a 2008 song but close enough
-
Why do you save these?
-
Why send here?
-
Why?
For context, Dell keeps using the word Aura all the time now
Does dell say aura a lot too
Ts sounds nothing like Beyonce 😭😭
GG @waxen thicket, you just advanced to level 2 !
ohh its saved automatically the videos i like
that's what i mean 
why do I send it here its not my thats my twin
Beyonce caught a stray for being included in that sentence
My friends once asked me to take a picture and then they just made it into a meme
Acting like I even like Beyonce 😭💔
dev devstappen
I like to photoshop my friends into anime cat girls so I’m not much better tbh
He winning the meal f1🥹
lol
She kinda fell off yeah, she still be makin music for chicks that lost custody battles to they grandmas tho 
Mine used it in many memes. And would have it slowly fade into that “Alone at the edge of the universe” meme
I think I should decapitate some of you
I mean its all pop stuff then she went to country and the goys love it for some reason💔💔
du du du du, max verstappen
yes dev devstappen
ooooooh she does country now
mb
yeah
Yeah apparently she win a Grammy for ts😭😭
i mean it's better than the pop era
Oh 😭
Du du duh Devverstappen
all them awards are predetermined man
Dude what do I do though? What do I reply
Idrc cuz my favorite artist never included in them anyway
No why would I say that 😭
Kanye? 
Why would you ask a meme server for dating advice
true
autism
Lowk ask me
how is being in a relationship like
Chronically online freaks😭😭💔💔
I don’t have autism I’m just stupid
Especially compared to this person
this server always reminds me, that life could be worse
aw man you should get autism
yo quick question
It’s the best
I have severe undiagnosed ADHD
Its like
I’ll work on obtaining that
And then yeah
cool
This server is my life🤓
Also theres
Yk from the autism store
I have diagnosed but unmedicated adhd
And that's really it
Make two Dino nuggets kiss and then see if you feel bad about it after cause you realize you have to eat them
how is ADHD like
I feel nothing but hunger for the dinosaurs
Bro my mom passed that down to me fr
Struggled with executive dysfunction for years bc of it until I had to get my sh together for my kiddo
bro im only in this server as an excuse to monitor other trading discords 
So we out here with routines
I feel hungry now
I want a hot girl to say 'rawr' then kiss me 🐶
it must've been hard get well soon
Na to lazy
I guess bro
What did I just read.
I’m always hard tysm best wishes to you too
Idk why I’m here tbh I waited my 6 month blacklist tho
Thats not for this server bro
We all want this
Bro what no.
He mislciked his furry roleplay server
Are you gay
Yep
Catch em catch em gotta catch em all
I think I have adhd ngl
No i just have standards and those people usually try to murder me so no
how did u find out
Ur attention span is just bad
I cannot focus on schoolwork at all
I went to a psychiatrist
Ya that’s me lowk
Everyone got cooked attention spans
Only standard I have is for them to not be a lululemon girl, alt on top
Broo no I’m failing calc bc I can’t sit down for a sec without scrolling
And she told me I had cptsd and adhd and acute depression 🤪
My parents took me to the doctors when I was younger cuz they thought I had adhd cuz I didnt do my homework
relationships disgust me or is it just me
that sounds great and all but how about a girl that won't give up on me
Eh my standards are just to have them also want me and for them to not mind my loveliness
@willow topaz
Your just jealous
Which is valid
Or hear me out
Wow
fuck shit balls
Wait how come I can't say f u c k without the spaces
My school thought I was stupid but I graduated early with almost all as because I was bored of school
Power abuse of some sort
No r word
You’re aromantic
the r0ck server is so much better
Sorry I forgot the word that’s why I took so long
I was gonna call myself this earlier but got censored
Aromatic??? Thanks I think you smell good too dude 🖤 🖤
corny as shi
Thats a tuff duck L ragebait
This is why you’re S tier in my tier list
Thats a tuff duck L ragebait
I was literally just saying my school thought I was they put me in special programs and everything
automatic? Nah bruh i use stick manual
"I wish I was high on potnuse"
Lmaooo 😭 😭
And instead I graduated early because I was bored of school

Thats wild
Schools dont get creative they assume theres smth wrong w you when your uninterested
Yep.
You don’t need to come out again
Later
Damn
Thanks pookie
Who is that
I am the great pumpking ofc
Bro acting like I go out of the memes channel on a normal basis
Buddies acting like he’s known
I feel that way too like I don’t wanna be with someone unless I love them
But lowk im just as know as him
Dude
Cause I got blacklisted
I feel so wrong
My fault what?
Hi
It’s not ur fault
@meager hazel Your just saying words lwk
You okay?
GG @quaint ridge, you just advanced to level 1 !
icl to you, i hate it here
Not rlly … because I keep leading people on and I don’t wanna break someone’s heart but I rlly just feel gross abt it 😭
i prefer r/memes
and I accidentally made someone like me
Nuh uh you boosted it
So me
Want to talk about it?
for image perms
Just put him down nicely
Hi guys
Who you again
Im onto you
GG @waxen thicket, you just advanced to level 3 !
Uh cant you read😹😹✌️✌️
This is what you paid to send get a refund 😭😭💔💔
Son😭😭✌️✌️
what did i miss
Who’s a great lil memer
theyre larping in chat again
I need fuckin sleep
Lock in bro
larping kirk
you scare me a little bit
It’s 11 but it’s feels like 6
Jeppu Esupin
Just go ahead and delete it again
Maybe edit that too
U don’t know Jeppu?
No
U don’t know ball
Be calling anything ball nowadays
Yeah its Jeppu
🤓 ERM no memes is general
Ong
But who is he
That has literally never been a rule
Jeppu
Jeffrey Epstein
Good point
WOAH
Is it not
Too far
hello
Too far
anyone online
Girl
Can we play tomorrow, I’m falling asleep
did i do a good job larping
yes
good boy
U keep flashbanging me
Foid!
Akira

if im on
Genuinely hurt my eyes
cool
I’m the greatest Hawkeye player of all time
im soo bored im just jumping randomly on Minecraft
No skill
No skill
im a sniper freak
BRO
Damn you for knowing the rules 
1 tap headshot
ALL OF YOU
Im the best hanzo player
Do NOT speak to me
1 shot headshot
Hawks arrows have such a big radius
Just say you can’t aim
I’m still alive lil bro
u sure
I’m good at all the players
We should 1v1
I’m a better Hanzo too
Huh
Im a tank main
Ok ok
✋︎ ☟︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ ☠︎♓︎♑︎♑︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎
are u pro at snipers
Youd get cooked if im quadruple amputated and blindfolded
Whyd id i say when
blud is ebay verified
What the fuck does that mean
Which sucks becuase counterswapping exsist💔
Gulp
im taking abt cod snipers cs2 snipers Fortnite sniper is ez
Bet I’ll bet on this
The kar op
Of when I did play
from long distance
Harder yeah bc it’s a lot faster
my favorite
the aim and timing must be perfect
I miss the kar and Ak comp loadout
yooo
I just play arc an siege now
kar and uzi
cool
I played late when that came out and it got nerfed
I never played thosr games
When I finally got it maxed out
damn
☠︎✋︎☝︎☝︎☜︎☼︎
Someone hop on the finals
"You should watch naruto its peak" the peak in question
I haven’t got there yet
Stop spoiling it for me
Well lucky that isnt a spoiler
Yo chill this a in-between frame😭
I haven’t had enough time yet
thats narunottoe
I know i know i just thought it was so funny
Thats pain
No way
Its a great show and im liking shuppiden a lot more then the original series
More story imo
Anything is better than boruto
Imo
Well im talking like just plain old naruto
Yeah its fire
The thing that started it all
Its funny to me how you know always when a fight is about to start too with the art style
The shipudden movies too
All good
Until you get to boruto
How much percentage of that show is filler again
I cant remember
I mean it can be considered filler 100%
Heya Quiet hru
Okay its not its 76% filler
Thats why i just skip filler
What i like about filler is i can skip it and there will be no ill side effects
If the filler isnt to spammed that is
I watched Naruto if it was filler or not I didn't really care
I watch all filler at least for the first watch except recap episodes
Valid
I stopped after a certain character died tho bc I’m mourning
Yoo doga all g here js chilling abt to sleep actually
wby
Jiraya?
Yes
Bro yall still talking about Naruto
I shut it right off and went to bed
That makes sense
BRO STOP SPOILING IT
Cried like a little baby
Close ur eyes then
Ahh hope ya sleep well
Tired
Like when Gary left da bob
I can't type either apparently
Ong ong
I’m going to sleep anyways
same im tired
Hope you dream abt spoilers🥹
GG @waxen thicket, you just advanced to level 4 !
lo siento
Rage
WILSON
I’ll dream about your exile
Damn
Thats harsh

That's messed up
real story behind this video 😲
Real
I'm not watchign ts
bet
real
I am
Real

Today I genuinely saw a kid ask his dad what 6+7 was and promptly after started yelling 67 at the top of his lungs
💔
ts been a meme for a while now
Dev, can i have a crown next to my name too 
yes ma'am
Yayy 
heroin thank you
Ew
Copier
Looks like i have a fan
I will turn you into a furry femboy
your nickname sounds like something you’d do for me then
haiii labib

hi
What
I will NOT arch for you

Fent
all of you say that
Mr sham man



Fuckk you
Send it in hive server
Embed fails everywhere
Fentyy
Imposter
is that your fucking’ autograph
Doggaaa 🫂
Why 😟
he’s dealer in the product
Dad is getting rid of our dog because he poops on the grass.
Dawg it means In the name of God 😭🙏
Yep.
????
Aint that what its supposed to do?? 😭😭😭
I wish I was kidding
Yep.
oh shi, sorry, i’m a muslim too btw
Where the dog gotta shit' then?
Then why

Exactly
Aye my g 
He wants him to poop on the gravel
But he won't
Cus the gravel hurts his feet
Aye
My dad is a controlling piece of shat
Isn't it easier.... To pick up or get rid of shit' off grass...??? And it acts like a fertilizer anyways
Dads confusing honestly
Ew
HE DOESN'T EVEN PICK IT UP
human or dog shit’ is toxic and poisonous for plants
HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING TO TAKE CARE OF THE DOG WHATSOEVER
IDK WHY HE FREAKING CARES
Oh i thought its likena fertilizer honestly, not human shit' obviously
If he gon get rid of the dog get a cat 
We can't cus people in our neighborhood steal them and dad won't let a cat inside
Mannnn
Yo
Morning nitro
hi nitro
Fuck' it get a pigeon
If I had a nickel for everytime a friend's manipulative dad, who doesn't do shit' to help, wanted their kid to get rid of their pet, I'd have 3 nickels
Watch me
Which is weird its happened 3 times
That's, more than I would expect
Believe me, it happens a lot more than you'd think
That's sad
So sorry you have to go through this, Doga
:/
🫂
My grandma hated my cat and didn't want it inside, guess who ended inside and my grandmas best friend
the kitten who slept with me the entire time, likes my grandma more
That's wild
Doga
Is there anyone you know that your dog can go to?
Or is your dad forcing you to put it up for adoption or smth
I literally saw it happen yesterday bro, like I didn’t know this meme is still popular among the younger generations
I know a local Chinese restaurant that would love it
Not the time
In fact
ye like i said its been a thing for a while not hard to beleive
Next person to make a chinese eating dog joke gets a brick
Dad texted someone and asked if they'll take him
I hope it's toma
Where even is toma?
Idk man
yes you are
Yes you are ace
No no, its very hard to believe, like why are little kids knowing about this crap, especially where i live
Toma wasn't a dude???
We are making money 🗣️

Someone get that earth meme
Hi
wait till u find out bout the internet
😭
Im gonna be real, Doga
he's gonna be fake doga
It still fucking' sucks
No
So toma is a dude
No
Dude idk atp
Yeah
Let's goo
Yes but why tf is a 4 year old kid on the interweb, thats my point u emotionally stunted edgelord
Bro yall are confusing me tf does no one know if toma a dude or a gal
Or a helicopter
She's a girl
No that's me
I'm convinced, yeah. I think Tomas trying to use reverse psychology to get the allegations to stop, but I'm not buying it

No, AI
This makes more sense
bro is js finding out about ipad kids too
Wow bro ur so cool
How Ace feeling right now:
Shity parenting
be awake take some medicine
yes thats definitely what im saying wowow
😭
Thanks
its been years since I seen this
Ong 😭😭😭
wwowww texas i love tou so much i really hope nothing bad happens to yuo
go marry the mom and parent the kid better then
What's wrong with the sauce?
Hating?
That's what I'm saying
That is a crime.
Pregnant sauce
Oh
Oh okay
See, I wanted to give saph the benefit of the doubt
I'm in a constant state of pregnancy
I should do that with your mom
Clearly, I was wrong to
ye u should
Think fast chucklenuts
I'm gonna keep this at the ready anytime someone asks about Toma's gender
Always assume the absolute worst of everyone
There can be exceptions
I love harassing people
No
whats wrong with being transgender
True
We are talking abt something COMPLETELY different
Same especially if its over trivial topics
are you a good person
Favorite past time
I think @raven cove would make a lovely woman
@raven cove
Yes he is
sign him up for striper classes
