#general
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Hair on men isn’t bad
THANK YOUU
Exaaactly
Some women just can’t handle ig king 
🐺 🐺 🗣️
Breakfast time adios
I look best in 50s trad wife dresses so I get it
I need a spa day
Massage, facial, hair and nails
Me too please
yes let’s go
Dude
we all can go
Facial you say
!!
Theseus isn’t going anywhere

I need to get a pedicure or something
He’s the source of my stress
I thought about getting my nails done before unironically
No he isn’t
hello memeology
But whatever
You should!
I’m making grilled cheese sandwiches
Fine 🙄
Thank god there’s someone else with the same mind
Whatever
Idk why some men are scared of manicures or pedicures
Gimmie
Like it’s just keeping them nice
Ooooh shorty
HEY I AINT SCARED
Unfortunately I’m filthy
No
Ohh
It’s called MANicure for a reason
.
Donut we should get a pedicure together
bruh
Theseus could never do this
But no fr tho
My boyfriend does his nails
PEDicure bro
Mani and pedis feel so nice
I make literally rlly good grilled cheese
Manicure??
Especially when they give you the massage at the end
Idk what’s the difference
@willow frigate
😒
Men should absolutely paint their nails black and wear eyeliner
🙂
Men in eyeliner is too powerful
Evil thoughts
Impure maybe, but not evil
I thought about black nails and then realized that might be too much for someone who looks 16 when they shave
People say baby face is good but idk man I wanna look older
Absolutely not let me tell you about my twink boyfriend
Looking older is kinda annoying 😞 😞
Twink boyfriend. Lucky
He’s less a twink now bc he started working out
But
Like
It’s wild lemme dm you Josh I’ll show you
Once a twink always a twink
Alr
Twinkology
Revolt
Twinks like girls?
wiwiiwiwiw
Genuine question
yessssss
@left crane
Mak guess what
I thought twinks were gay 
what !!!
Season 4 of the office is on right now bro
What episode?
GG @proud lodge, you just advanced to level 5 !
He’s not actually gay
Hi
Did you mean as a body type?
Yes
Heyy pj
What's the twink body type
yeah im watching it rn
I gave him uppies
Donut stop watching unfunny shows
hiiiiii
Hiiiiii
Hello son
The office is not unfunnyyyyyy!
cool
is your fav character jim
how about you start replying to my dms pj
How u doing dude
Which ones
yeah what gave it away
Ah aight got it
the last 3 ones?
Yes?
just a hunch
Is the office like the show friends where they put laugh sound on unfunny jokes 💀
As in like petite..ish? No idea how to explain
Doga 
We might as well make it an inside joke atp.
You did it right
Toto sussy dogaaa 
And no love for me, your best friend.
So like thin
Yeah
Toto 
Aceeee 
Best friend that put me into generational aura debt 😭
Nahhh they don’t even remember
Oh yeah no nitro remembers everything
Our little secret Ace fr
I got everything on his ahh and he got everything on my ahh
Brother from another mother type sh
Nah he won’t remember it
Was he even here?
How much you wanna bet anytime he comes online he GON remember
(i dont remember what happened myself)
Alzheimers be hittin
At least you get to watch Surfs Up for the first time again if you get dementia
You ever seen a vegan?
You mentioned it on the server. You decreased the chances of him forgetting.
Codyyyyy
Or The office.
Here’s here man.. I can feel it in my nuggets
what
Oh my lord what have you reminded me of
Can I have some of those? I'm hungry.
Wait tf is the difference between dementia and alzheimers
You can have pancakes since that’s what I’m making
Wait is surfers and happy feet 2 different movies
zamnittt
Dementia's symptoms can be decreased with pills. Alzheimer's however is a different story.
i fid full body 3 times in the last 4 days 😭
Am i tweaking
Uuuuuugh
Surfs up is not happy feet

Oh so alzheimers it still is 
I really admire you
Dawg?
imagine applying for a job and someone pulls up w a screenshot of this message

How you gon act like duke and pull shit' like that 😭
The surfs up soundtrack is peak
I heard handsome people get away with shit and apparently im not handsome enough
You should be banned off the gyms istg
going in a few mins but today ill be nice and only do abbs and cardio
You gotta understand dawg start small farm that aura type sh 🙏
god i have such awful back pain 😭
Sounds chill
havent done an intense back workout like ts in a while
I wonder why
You might by chance have spine hernia 
Probably not
Ive probably said worse
Dont look at pinned
Never ask clorox what he did to kendrick lamar
I wanna hear it all.
Im here dude
I think answer of this question is 'kinda' lmao
@civic patrol thinking of u king
ngl might have bigger traps than u
Bacon
As long as its not constant back ache then all good
Go on. I will protect you.
I have 3 hernias and fcked up disc
do NOT follow my footsteps
Baconator
On traps you are right, maybe also biceps 💀 but rest, naaah
i ate recently and im waiting to poo so i can go gym
how do i speedrun poo
You’re basically 30 atp
and bigger legs lil bro 😭😭😭😭
Push
是的,我能得到一个吗 baconator 拜托
I have leaner legs buddy
IT WONT COME OUT
No bueno or something Baconator
I doubt that
Drink more water and eat more fiber 😭

OH U WISH
Laxatives
Eat a banana and drink sprite 
I DOUBY THAT 
Thats not how it works
u know damn well
60
I only use laxatives to put in my homies drinks

Or strong coffee and a cigarette fr
You cap bro fr 🥀
this new sticker is frying me
ngl that dont work
Proof
It worked like a charm for me
I cannot
Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaah I MUST PUSH SO DOOKIE CAN
COME
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
I wanna take a sht everytime i light a cig
when u inhale and the poo comes out is chefs kiss
We have so many new stickers
You kinda left me speechless ngl
can anyone reccomend any good games
i wanna drink beer everytime i light a cig or light a cig everytime i drink beer
ah addiction
risk of rain 2
Eat this @left crane
Thats how you speedrun poo
Shattered pixel dungeon
alr got that
That thing is literally raw chicken
ngl might need to poo now
bloons td6
Not only poo but death aswell 😭
Same but vodka
Lmfao
im litetally sitting in my gym clothes ready im js waiting to fkn poo broooo
this is hell
looks like escape2 ngl, seems kind of nice
Yall some addicts frfr
Bro just go to toilet and go tryhard idek
vodka was a mistake ill never make in my life again
Whaaaat
You can always try genshin impact
Deadlift 400
Hit that pr and take a poo right after
whatevet
😭😭😭😭
Anyway
im so cooked
Bye chat
I got 760 hours on that game, won't ever play it again
Yes
Bye fram 
RotMG
alllllllllleeeeeex
Glenns should have a warning sign on the bottle

Dont ping
All we do is hate each other
@crimson oak
Аяяяя
Dont ping
@crimson oak can I
ping you?
Hi
Morning
I am from Ecuador. Questions
Tu nehovorím po nemecky
how is it living in ecuador
me neither all good
Naozaj takto hovoríte alebo sa krčíte
Hier ein nützlicher Tipp: Achten Sie darauf, nicht zu dehydrieren.
nvm couldnt poo
kill me



It depends. If you live in the Coast, you are cooked. Fortunely, I live in the andean region.
oh? why is it that on the coast you're cooked
Lemme help i got a mean left hook
omg hi soup
Say goodbye
(In the tune of never gonna give you up)
wowerz hello zep
John Osmond
heyyy <3
how have you been
im fiiine meow wbu
I'm doin alright, glad to know you're fine
@dull vessel
Due to the floods, and drug trafficking. In that region, are the most 6 dangerous cities in the worlds.
xd
What should I draw in pancake today
oh damn, sounds horrible
HEYY
Gumball from tawog
Nope!!
Thank you
ummm
I made inside out crab rangoon dip and pumpkin bars
😋😋
pumpkin bars are like
I love it sm 😭
Thin little cake slices with cream cheese frosting
Me naked
yes. I'd like to get out of there.
Toma should i call u anna
if you want
My grandma's cursive is almost not legible i lowk guessed
idm
Anna i added a hella nice sticker
😭😭😭😭
it's beautiful
THANKS BUT IM MAD NOW
🥺
I need a reference photo if I’m gonna be doing that
NOOO DON'T BE MAD
WHOLE HOUSE MAD
The dog was home when you left
Idk why that reminded me of that stupid tiktok 😭😭
me in 30 years because i was too busy learning about medical terms
me doing ts for money
You being fr 😭
Mother saph scares me
Does anybody remember that one animated grub hub commercial
@coral igloo we should go here
why
Yes bro 😭
LMAOOOO
I saw it when I was in America 😝😝😝
anna we lowk getting sick
If ur doing it for her and its scary then im scared for u 😭
From eating there
😭😭😭
Momma theseus goated but she's strict
hepatitis a b c d e
Depends if you want pancake art of urself
😭
💔
she told me to get therapist certified so i could give her free guidance
This sticker makes me laugh everytime I send it sorry
😭😭
Therapist plug 😭
Penis
omg DMS
ok
Just draw a lightskin 6'4 83kg mf without a face ill take it
It’s so so so so hot melting incinerating
I knew you wouldn’t
I was gonna draw a stick figure in response
💀
it’s so so so so cold freezing artic
No it is not kurdigym
damn
You lie
yes it is
It’s hot asl
Its really not bad outside
So hot
So you tryna play me dirty for my dih i see how it is 😭
its 7 degree here
It’s 34 F here
Bro you asked
must be nice
3 ff here bro
It’s beautiful
how's day going
It’s 80 f here
dawg
lucky
I would die
Like a bug
bro thats actually peak hot weather at night
also just get a industrial fan
Only if you’re outside and it’s summer and windy
I like 70 is best temp anything above is too hot
can we add age roles?
Hell no I ain't self reporting
i’m used to hot weather so i like it when its warm
even if it isn’t windy
but windy hot weather is a bonus ngl
or when its raining while its still sunny hot
wtf
It rains all the time while it’s still sunny hot here it also sometimes snows for a second in summer
Even tho it’s so hot
Nah anything above 90 I’m about to die
Where are you from?
GG @rancid summit, you just advanced to level 1 !
bro the uk was legit railing us with hail 2 hours ago i hate ts
uk
Nya
what
Merica
stop nuking the muslims
thunder storm
I'm cooked. I thought I can understand english.
BUT MOMM...
Until today
Dellsiff
hallo maira hyd twin
Sure 💀
I’m doin pretty good my biceps are super super super sore bc I am weak and have been hand sanding and then priming and painting new house hby
Ain't no one finding out im unc 😭
theres a storm here rn
Sure 💀
hailing
It’s because of me
dell can you check your DMS

Come to Wa it hails every damn week
Sound of thunder hear my roar 💨
its okay blud, we're all bound to push 30 some day
Me fr
Shi I respect u
You're still young at heart vro
I wanted a group of Therians but I couldn't get it to work. Does anyone know anything about this?
Yeah who's asking
My oldest sibling is like 31
naaaww man you a therian?
Wdym
@willow frigate me
I can’t tell if you’re fuckin with me
No, just by heart
Like, yk families crack hella jokes at the dinner table 😭
Oldest is like 31 and youngest is 15 next month
HEY IM NOT LYING
brother
We don’t have a dinner table silly
scooby
Hello
Dude I so wish I was still hip when I get older
I'm not a man xd
Hey dude
Hi baddie
shorty and shawty jumpscares
It’s easy just be yourself
Boo
How u doin
Two of my favorites here
Good advice
i would make you one (idk how to use wood)
I’m alright! Hru?
subjective tastes but aight
go away
Shorty
That’s how opinions work yes
i fkn hissed wtf
It’s oki puddin I’ll build you the table I know how 😙
oh put a sock in it
Feeling really happy, moving back to the US improving my mental health by a lot
Grandma popped by for a surprise visit
Are you here now?
How that is possible?
Ye bro
Shove it
I was born here 😔
I’m so happy for you Theseus
You are like a boiled egg without sal
I’m so happy for you Theseus

I’m gay
Get off the bandwagon man 🙄
🥰
Thanks man 🖤
I’d never bandwagon I am just happy for you
Yoo 🔥
Bright like my life 😊
Whaaat you lived in a different country?
That’s beautiful
Yeah bro I was in pakistan for a year
That’s crazy
I have some fam there and they made me stay for a while
Made you? 😭
😭
Glad you’re back tho
You are God's strongest warrior
Hey you'd wanna stay longer if u tasted the food smh
im gonna allow this cuz you're technically a goth baddie
Prolly true
Thanks michfujo 🙏
“Technically”
if this was anyone else I'd be frothing
Well thanks for the grace your honor
I thought goth people was extinct
GG @rancid summit, you just advanced to level 2 !

we got em on here fym?
What is fym
Go to any major city in the United States
Hell yeah
Only ones that r left are the genuine ones
Goated ash
You put me in other regular people category xd
One graphic setting higher and it's exploding 😭
1 frame per 5 working days
Its at 0 graphics
:3
😭
Roblox is that only game it can run
Bro how
And ultrakill
gotta be one of the names of all time
Even old phones get more frames than that man...
FREAK yeah
I don't know why american people dislike scramble eggs with ketchup
Can't swear darn
I love ts
Facts
ts got 12 cryptobro malware bopping shi in the background
Hit them eggs with mayo ketchup combo shit' smacks
💀
Zoinks
Hai
Its always the
With the true
Are you racist? Xd
It always people who join immediately
Normies
Successful people 
Did bro click the link 
yeah
I wanna be successful in the future
If you dont get that meme you are a CHUD
Oh brother you finna get hacked/spam too
Manifesting it in your life
STOP clicking random links istg
im looking for excuses to kill my 12 year old laptop
What’s stopping you
GG @vale root, you just advanced to level 25 !
Nvm fair enough.
Yesss, idk what that means but it feels right 
congratulations
Thank you kind robot
I have no life
Tbf its not the fact it'll blow ur laptop its the fact you'll get muted or worst case scenario get banned here
lmfaoooo
huh?
why?
But thank you kind sir
for clocking on random links?
Cause even clicking links they get whats called ur discord token? I forgot but anyways
They use ur acc to send links/p0rn
To dms and discord groups
no girls here?
Too secured for ts cuz
As in they dont even need to enter ur account, you just do it "urself" without touching sh gng
no huzz
believe me, I'm too careful
All huzz busy rn
what're they doing
GG @sweet reef, you just advanced to level 2 !
Believe me those were the same words i muttered
@amber spruce That link is not allowed.
all i did was copy the link and pasted it on a virtual machine bruh 😭
I kid you not
Okay gng you too secure i gotchu
My dog took my phone
likely story
Truth Nuke
Welp, at least he is cute
i never click links through discord, always run links on a different machine
Floppy ears
DAWG THAT DOG IS CUTE
I had a little chihuahua back when I was a kid
I can’t send images here so if anyone wants to see a pic dm
She is
Finnaly

🚡
AERIAL TRAMWAYYYYY
Alright who responded and then deleted it
brrrrrr este patabim
Ofc cutie 😛 💜
Evil I knew it was you
I KNEW IT
Hey there
evilgoy
No excuse me listen.
Malvado profesional
I didnt do shiit.
Love from India
How tf you have image perms
No
I wish i knew
Correct
But India loves you
Why would india love me
mbwa wewe
Howdy
awwwww
peegay
Miserable as fck hbu
Hello Shawtea
Yay free Switch 🤤
Oh I’m sorry I’m pretty good
Gladurgood twin
Hello
👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾
Yo how do i post memes
If boobs aren’t meant to be drank from, why are they called cups
Thats kinda the reason i joined ya know
Be level 10 for meme perms in #memes
FREEEEYAAAAAA
hello
banna joe
Hru
im great i am getting ready to go to scotland
Hell yeahhhhhhhh I wanna go so bad so bad
But they are meant to be drank from
hi
I hope you enjoy your trip
Hello Adam
Y’know I was thinking like as adults but idk why I didn’t think about babies
Freaking mental block
That’s like their whole point for existing gng
Wild
Lol
@willow frigate I wanted to ask, do you do any philosophy or major in it since your name is Theseus
No but I used to read a LOT of greek mythology when I was younger
I did recently reread the percy jackson series
Oh that awesome whats your favorite Greek god
Yeah I’m just gonna crawl into a dark corner
I hate em all 😞
Oh yeah I have heard of that series
I only like the greek heroes
I'd recommend
Whom
Rlly fun to read
Can I come? I don’t want to be awake rn
I don’t know anything about Greek hero’s might i ask if you can tell me one
Oh I don’t doubt it
Sure. Don’t mind the Dino’s, I’m testing to see if there the glow in the dark ones
Sweet thank u
Theres Theseus, Perseus
uhh
Odysseus
Odysseus is lwk goated
Ohh now I know
Oedipus
Imagine being Greek tho
I can respect most of them are not great but I do kind of like Hermes kind of because the flash
Ye that's true ig
Once u get into the mythos u realize they all lwk jerks 😭
Yoo wassup! guyss
Hey man
Oh yeah i remember I used to watch videos about them
ws gng man
Oh yeah Zeus is a dick’
All good here bro how u been
On PJs soul this is true
mee bored broo
this server looks like dead
Pong
Dead timezone rn
Heyy master chief 😋
Heard what was happening at ur place
Ts legit pisses me off
Some people are allergic to fun 🥀
Hello general
Legit, i don't know what a hell is the reason yet
Hows peoples day going thus far
Is it just like one person behind it or a couple?
FINALLY
Goood wby man
hello
Took 2 business days
Just one
Great ima hit the gym while listening to call me maybe perfect morning
But its the co-owner
My hopes are at 10%
I miss you 🥺
YOOO W
me when im pushing 30
Rwallyyy??!! I miss you too homie, how has life been treating you?
#Relatable 😜
Oh life’s been kicking my ass lmao but im hanging in there, my boy is happy and safe and good so im good yk?
Ohhh i was trying to be optimistic
chud'
OOP 😭
That's freaking good, i'm happy about it, i'm glad for real
Wanna know something?
YES
So, you see Fate right? I found mine

🥹
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
But hey, not spoiling anything yet, situation is dire
They grow up so fast
Song: I am war. Seems fitting for you rn
Bro Megadeth is so freaking good ❤️
Hey I fully get it 😭 Fates literally paying for my groceries, phone bill, and discord nitro bc I’m his kitten and im trying to move into my own place so he’s helping me a LOT. Then he’s planning on moving here
Pov you're a memeology mod
Ts so true
Good gym music ?
Might give it a listen while im there
Absolutely btw
Megadeath is great
Ok
Chief gone
💔
I am here
Discord Kittens
Is this Staff Chat?
Only staff or OGs here
why is bro here
I'm wearing a shirt with bananas
Shhhh they don’t know I’m an OG like that
I'm going bananas for my own 😞
Badum tss
I noticed 💀 Bro got that daddy attitude
Is he here?
No, he got fed up with r/memes and refuses to join another server like it 🥀
You're an OG its true
💔
BRUH
"Are you like an incel... Are you like a female incel" 😭
Ts frying me sm 😭
I am everywhere
chocolate cake
@maiden fossil Hai baby
Fudge i forgot my gym shoes
Scary
Now i need to run back to my house
Be careful dude
😶
EWWWWWW CARDIO
To be fairrr, he’s had to literally sit and listen to someone yell at me. He hates when people are mean to me so I don’t blame him
Plus more attention for me
what are gym shoes
Eck cardio
Thast other girl?
like bro
just play the game bro
Im so scared to download rivals bro
Why does poo smell so bad

I GUESS IM STUCK FOREVER BY THE GLUE OH AND YOU
LMAOOOOOO 😭
Please don't 💔
Play overwatch before rivals
i will delete mine
We should play together hehehahahaha
Betski
that girl?
GG @manic falcon, you just advanced to level 11 !
and download overwatch
Finding the right words to use for this song... i have you in mind so it won't take so long
That you had a fight with?
Isreal downloaded it on ur pc
WHAT ARE GYM SHOES
💀
ofc they did
😊
I mean it I hope she relapses

Man i love Memeology but its wild when everyone's writting
u have a child??
hop on showdown random battles i just made my homie lowkey rage
Pokemon showdown?
@summer pebble pokemon showdown random battles bro
NO TOXICITY WHOOPED MY BUM SO BAD I GOT FLASHBACKS 😭
bro plays pokemon showdown random battles
cash grab
dude before this he said we should run luna invis cd and i was like that would never work
PJ in Portuguese is Policia Judiciaria
Which is Judiciary Police, our highest police ranking, like the FBI
well i dont breathe pokemon
Anyways you skipped over the best part FATE MOVING TO ME WHEN HE CAN
and tried arguing with me that cloak and dagger counters ang better than invis
WHEN? OMG YOU GUYS NEED TO DO THAT
bro trust me run deadpool mantis jeff
He cleared my entire team with a cryogonal 😭
and he also said he only knows how to play cd
and then starts asking me questions like this
Memeology smash Bros tournament when
i cleared my homies entire team with a tropius on 2 dragon dances i dwlr bS
@alpine dagger dude remember 😭
"Memeology no shower contest when"
please dude
LMAOO 😭
Why you smashing bros?
I hate dragon dance sm
bro
Memeology fart contest when
Why cant I say bad words any moree noooooo
Ehh these crocs that fit nicely on my feet
This summer
💨
Are u allowed to curse and say bad words in rivals vc or is it like roblox
I had a photo of it dont have it rn
I’m gonna eat things that make it powerful
yea
just no slurs
I can work with this
i say slurs in rivals all the time
that's smart actually
nothing will happen
Ik u a venom main bro
I mean I kinda am
ur also plastic 3
i do not main him
It looks like it’ll be good
@maiden fossil
After a few more visits, that’s when he’s gonna basically save the 2k that it’s gonna take, and then try to get a transfer from his existing job to a location here
PLASTIC 3
nope
when
mega meganium on its rise from zu to ou
whenever u want
5 gallon bucket of pinto beans
I don’t know what that means
WHAAATT that's freaking impressive, i'm so freaking happy for you, you deserve it sister, for real
We negotiate…
With BOMBS
And 7 boiled eggs
You above all,you deserved this
@tepid geode u got a new ally