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Yea yea it was a joke and that's why I did it....
Ur so funny
I could just kill someone who has something against me
I never did
Just doing it for farming level
Why are you Anna
Leviticuz is funny agreed
that's my name lol
Hes not gonna let you crack
Crack like a egg
Being online prevents assault
I was gonna say
Jesus Murphy that took a turn
How are you gonna crack an omlet
PFF
@high cairnUr my poop name twin
The yellow part
The Internet is my home
What the kirk does the even mean bro
Crack like an Egg, scrambled like an omelette
i mean


Chuck Norris died
clorox for BMT how many pushups do they make you do
OH NAHHHH BRAH, CHUCK NORRIS DEAD
As many as they want you to
can I get in with 5
Most i was forced to do however

HOLY
Fucking pyramid pushups
Bro is Saitama
List of banned words (by school standards):
Skibidi
Rizzler
Six seven
Gyatt
Yapping
Mogging
Mewing
Baby gronk
Sigma
Fanum tax
Tung tung tung tung tung sahor
Mf Im asking your max
Max was 120
Someone on this server made me do that shot
No l
Forgot his name but i blacklisted
A while back
The guy who was in the army aswell
Uhhh
Read
Today is a sad day. Chuck Norris was needed in the world's beyond ours but to get there he had to accend and never return to the mortal plane. He will be missed.
Yes
I am teaching as an optional for uni. Should I use all of those words in my lectures?
What the hell are diamond pushups
Hey any jjk fans here?
yeah i’m just built different ofc
If you want to keep their attention you kind of have to
Oh the form
Facts
i am teaching physics
Yeah next ep fire
Yh
lol
Over here 🖐️
ts if not funny
67
6767676767
😛
This might be my last straw
Dawg i can do like 50 max and ill be dying tf yall eating
Im that case Family guyXminecraft playing in the background
Almost 35
Mak
JJK fans Join Talk #3
Let's have a talk
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NO
I do about 40 and turn into Arthur with tb
Number one liar in history
hiiii pj
Sure ig
what did i lie about
Spine
120
oh!
Wow
subway surfers in the left side of the blackboard
GG @tropic warren, you just advanced to level 3 !
Twin
hm
aaand he's gone
NAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I couldn't find the user 376271752051032064.
Low cortisol
he's banned
first thing I see when I check ts 🥀
hey matt
I’ll send you 20$ if you can do 15 full rep
ellooo toma
i can lol

i actually
Will you send me 20 if i do 50 full reps
when i was swimming i won the push up challenge
No
against dudes and girls

Oh my days swimming
and the plank
Bro
😛
That was my number
🔥🔥🔥
I hated swimming so much
Will you send me 1% if i can do 80 reps
@high cairn let's not
Clorox can do 300 he’s js being humble
love swimming
I need to eat
I cant even do 50 pushups rn
eatt
Like I like casual but swim team is like
Soon
How much do yall weight
i want a burger so bad
uh oh
Cant lie to you this test about to fuck me
😭😭😭
Swim team was the death of me
🍔
why
why
Ent
Ramadaning
Lent
I was really bad at it 
I’m catholic
i can’t eat fukung anything today
Me too shorty
I knewnit
wait I ate meat today and I'm catholic
But I’m not very
do you want some mashed potatoes
omg yes
that’s all i got
I’ll buy you a burger
I want fries
You got bigger issues to tackle
And you can put it in a blender
😭😭
i can’t eat solids
Burger shake
LOL
God loves all his children
nah bru soda would love that
😇😇
I tried
he’s so big

Catholics cant eat solid food today?
Burger shake
Big back

I heard shake shack
SHAKE SHACK
Fentyy
ugh
that’s fire
Shaky shaky
mak can we go shopping
YES
come visit
girl you dont even need to ask me
i’ll be there
i think we’re coming in a month or so
idk yet
Omg
why not
Never asked me
I guess shorty hates me
47 cruise missiles
Yo i was reading that
smh
Sent
clorox u can have a girls day with us
real
Imagine soda Clorox and Troy in the backseat
Leave my Bd alone
like
LMFAOOO
Wega
nightmare blunt rotation
mhm
@bold cape group Puerto Rico trip when
😭😭
i need more seats so fent can come too
You ask her and not the Puerto Rican
I see how it is
No need
omg yes
oh i’m pulling up
Mini van
What’s the word nyc trip 2027
f
I'll sit outside
word
I got two legs
I can fit in the engine bay dw
Yes
per usual
I trust u driving
Like bro
Seeing this convo i aint trust any of yall
Lets just oreo troy
ok memeo meet up part like 55
:)
Where am I sitting?
Devious ass plans istg
he would get hard
Hes Puerto Rican
ME
we need slay
and texas
Yes
BRING ME
Yes
😭
Dont ruin this for me
FUH no
@austere osprey Come visit us
MAN WHY
shit ima need a bigger car
NYC trip guys
troy has more room
?
We can bring tj too
💔
We out

I lowkey wanna bring em now
Y'all I'll happily be the tow truck guy

SHORTY CAN I COME?
Get teleguy a seat
I have a Tiguan
shut up Clorox ur sitting in the car
okay money wtf
Wait wait where we meeting up at

This is fucjked up
It’s my dad’s but I still use it
We are meeting up at sodas house
well i’m staying at sodies house you see
@shadow geyser huge plumbing company in my area after sacking 70 lads so i may be fucked’

Where am I sitting?
EVERYONE MEETING HIS MAMA

Ur sitting at home
@sterile arrow fort tonight mister
Teleguy hate 🙁
I heard Fortnite
wait don’t forget me too
thanks
Omg yes
Wait nvm I gotta play with my girl tonight
I was sad yesterday
Shorty I can drive a boat if that helps
💔
I taught her the sticks
Nah
do you have a boat
Had to go to sleep yesterday
I’m the only boat captain around here
What abt tn
No but I know how to drive one
i popped a perc
I need a beach house
Memeology meeting and commanders meeting back to back man
Will i ever get a break
No
Shorty can I please sit in the trunk
there was another meeting
Erm
naur
I’ll break your back out
Do you want to come
my car my rules
Hello?!??
my parents would never let me 💔
was there?😭
😭😭
kidnap toma
Meet me on the shore
mission
LMAOO
Oh i thought you were telling me there was
yes
it's a 2 week boat ride
oh💀
speaking about this
Perfect
Bail out the truck in all black
😭
Welp I was in charge of the snacks and phone chargers so womp
throw some tear gas in her house
There was supposed to be one that jess and others could attend but idk if it happened
Fixed
I’ll bring leann
yes
Can you bring mish too
extra
But in return she wants mish
My mishy moo
Gun down the neighbors
Shorty why can't I can't come?
Who are you-
She gotta take the LIR here brah😭😭
memeology meetup is crazy
🥲
insane work
I could’ve seen mish when I was in li
Dont let dale come
i can’t believe chuck norris died
I'll bring snacks and phone chargers
I went to their aquarium
@bold cape your uber one subscription gonna treat me well tonight
Lowk kill dale
NO
can you send me a milkshake
I will find a way to come anyway
pretty please
heh
Wait
i’m so serious
Uhm
Chuck Norris
I can bring milkshakes
you have my address
No I don’t
When did he die
I tried to doxx you and failed mak
WHEN
it’s the one that says home
Today
Last night
Thanks
Last night
I THOIGHT YALL WERE KIDDING
No
bruh
it’s the one that’s 10
Didnt even get to see the new fn season
What if I bring alcohol
He and I use to watch walker texas ranger when I was younger
no
Or whatever it was called
Really is a cruel world
It is
Today
Damn
was he in fortnite
Chuck Norris is really dead
Man
sad
What about big booty latinas
Damn
Chuck Norris isn’t supposed to die
i already have one
They should reincarnate him as a Fortnite skin
My mom be typing up a storm in like 1 min
I'll do anything please
They probably will
trap his soul in T³
In a world full of sahurs be the triple t
Took like a millennial pause
When i asked her a question
literally anytime I ask anyone in memeo anything
I found out people are very bad responders
Eid mubarak @warm lion
And I’m just chronically online
Your questions make me think sometimes
Well I guess that’s a good thing then
Eid Mubarak to you too habibi
Or i just forget i got bad memory on certain things
I’m always forgetting something
Just ask me like on a call im like 75% guaranteed to answer
Speaking of
@bold cape do you have night rein and is it good
The way he types his answers. I love how creative they are. It’s like the way he even speaks it’s amazing because he’s that talented and smart and amazingly sweet, ugh you wish for a man like autismprime65
Is it worth buying now
I have a bad memory for anything college related, but if you asked me what game a random dude was playing on his computer when Tony stark called him out in the first Avengers movie, I’m your guy
troy plays it and says it’s really fun
he bought it on my ps
Mango played it too I believe
Josh I won money for you last night
Play it
i tried playing and kept dying bru it’s rage bait
I should buy it for shorty
the thought of going to ikea is more fun than going to ikea
@willow topaz im gonna make you play elden ring
What
Bet. This is actually what my winnings usually look like at the 5 dollar credit slots on cruise ships
Bunch of cents and then one decent payout
I lost like 60$ in the casino
this isnt a confusing sentence
Slot machines are bullshit
Bro
Go big or go home
who was the first ever cuck’ how do you even find out you like that
An old lady next to me won like 600$ and didn’t even know what was happening
I just gave my ticket to some homeless dude who asked me for money
I’m crine
Erm
First recorded instance was whoever took the Trump x Clinton photo
Homeless mf walks into the casino to cash out a 3$ voucher
Itll give you game sense
Shorty make sure you kill the tree sentinel first thing
Or atleast a little more game sense
not even hard..
Actually wheres philp
Fun fact, they dump the camera caches every week, so if you find someone left a lot of money from one voucher, you can take it, come back a week later and cash it out
I mean we’re talking to someone with zero experience ever in a game like this
Right off rip with no level ups

Ts hard as fuck
Maybe 3 flask in ykur pocket
AVAAAA
HIIII TOMAAA
Yo ava
Ava wanna see a waterfall I hiked to
HIII HRYYYY
YES PLSSS
IM GOOD IM JUST HOME FROM SCHOOL HRUU
YAYY
I'm veryyy good tyy 😋😋💜
omg im jealous wtf thats SO PRETTY
It was so amazing
😭😭😭
Ok and
That shi was frigid
YIU LUCKY DUCKY
It was sooo amazing
If you get it I’ll buy it on her ps
Bi
Hiya toma
I thought she already had it

How good is it tho troy
No i have it on pc
if you take dih once, you're gay
I like it
I still have it
I’ll remember this for later
It’s up there
you know what man let’s just get the vaccine
Tempting on asking him to join memeo
Wanna play Troy once I’m back from vacation
what..
Keep him hidden
What’s the worst that could happen
what does that even mean
YES
I wouldn’t say it’s better than Elden ring
we could start a party on ps if we all play
My fav fromsoft game was sekiro
But i like it
Like how I did with ur irls
He’ll get pinged for like a day or two, a week at most and then the hype will die down and he’ll be fine
🥲
I thought you meant like everyone for a second including my irls
I’m driving and can’t text good
I would actually hate that
No no
I meant like mak you him and I
If you are driving what are you without it
It’s better with friends tbh
Or he joins memeo
/rank
I was just gonna ask fillp to help you play
Eldenring
oh
Clorox never adding an irl to a party again
#bot-commands !rank
😭
Legit.
Yall traumatized me enough
Bro
tell her to add me
I feel like donut did the worst
She’s so nice
lol no
If I add any of my irl’s to a party that fent or tox is in, I’m losing friends
Told Clorox irl to join memeology
Shes been clowning me ever since
They can’t handle my friends online
Not even she just brigns up the word memeology
Shit is annoying
If she joins here im blacklisting donut

Doxxed my alter ego lifestyle
Dubtooga said airball after every sentence
It was def something donut said
You were trying to make her your pocket mercy
I cant help ts
Mercy is gen the most boring character in history
Atleast shes lowkey
Better than majority of the people
Who play here tho
She said yall played like shit
this is what troy plays
How do you feel about Moira players
(I play Moira)
Who the fuck
hello guys
hi
(i play lucio)
Guhhh
@gilded crag I finally moved one of the Oscar’s and it was a pain in the ass while filling the tank the hose kept dripping none stop making a mess on the floor and then when I caught him he splashed everywhere and when I added him back to his 75 he splashed again but on electronics this time 🔥
Who the fuck is hellen kellers 3rd cousin
Room237
Felt like you were typing
Hello hi and welcome
For an hour
Ofc ofc
Boobies
Overwatch tonight after the Fortnite
Jjk more exciting than steel ball run
I need my pocket mercy
I will never take a break from the Internet
Oh E kitten
they finally unpinned the bullshit'
still easy
I will never take a break from the Internet
A hit from a Chinese cigarette would heal me

Dying Scoob
feels the aura
Imma try it right now
wtf
is this
didn’t know he shook it like that
socrates got a dumpyy 😛😛
Awh hell no

hi what is darker than black hole
Your mum
bro she dosent exist then what?
Your little sister
No sister siblings
Your whole family
Socrates will hunt you down and smite you back to the cotton fields
There are no warnings
?mute 773866015007965224 5h
illusio0924 was muted.
?warn 773866015007965224 nword bypass -A
illusio0924 has been warned.
Shame 🫠
What
The dude said the no no word
4th attempt
Hop on fort
Bruh I got a cut in one of the soles in my feet. Maybe I walked bare foot too much
they got Chuck Norris 🥀
:(
5th
Doing something
I did 
you raiding people’s rooms
Can't believe someone tried saying the naughty word

I just ate chocolate and now I have to poo
the n word the nuclear word
I see Philip next weekend
Hello goober
Hiii :3
I see Philip today
Silly silly
Erm
I see Philip in 3 minutes
didn't he tell you?
I’m excited
Bruh
6
7
Sometimes sucking on sour lollipops feels different
Im with Philip rn
Uhm I’m pretty much bored as hell.. txt me if you’re in for a convo and idk 🤷🏼♀️ a lil bit of naughtiness hehe 😝
Tree sent can eat my fucking ass
@sterile arrow
Uhm I’m pretty much bored as hell.. txt me if you’re in for a convo and idk 🤷🏼♀️ a lil bit of naughtiness hehe 😝
Pedos
Rest in Peace to Chuck Norris 
Man wtf

bro acting surprised ☠️
GG @amber halo, you just advanced to level 49 !
I have soo much money im planning to go to Europe will you be my tour guide
Erm
scooby is a foid
scooby is a foid
scooby is a foid
scooby is a foid
scooby is a foid
Hey
Wait, he died?

@elder swan not a big fan of you
Max fan spotted 🌹
uh huh
(Insert darth vader nooooo gif here)
Oh my what did I do
I don't like you
Heyyyy
They added tv off to fort
Now In blowing my brains out
Fortnite tonight
This mf shorty
Yessssss
Wont let me in
Nothing wrong whatsoever
WHAT
I requested
u pmo
To join
You’re playing rn
You pmo
SORRYBYES
sybau 🙄
IM IN ANOTHER VC LOOKING AT A CAT
Syfm

hiiiii
hryy
im tired as hell
sleeepppp
but i’m hanging out with my friend today
ale
YAY
me when i lie
do you stop talking
me when im a brick
hiiiiiii guyssssss
you’re annoying scooby can you try and not talk to me
?w 1484591483305857256
me when im me
💀
@willow topaz ill join back later
BRUH
Apologies
sorry
@lime galleon what's your main account
no you bitch
okie
✋🏼
Fortnite giving me cramps
I said my apologies
u boutta give birth
did you?
this is my main account , its my first time using discord
My fault
me when I lie
My apologies
okayy fine 🙄


my frind told me that u can make friends here
How does he know how to reply
how does he have a friend
A friend of a friend that is a friend of another friend
idk may be he is using dicord for a long time
But isn’t friend with that friend
wowwwwww that's a great refrence
Chuck Norris is kil 😢
😆
Omg ur alive
Every now and then, how's it going
I’m okay! Hru???
Just finished midterms so I'm fantastic
guysssss what is the purpose of dicord ???
GG @lime galleon, you just advanced to level 1 !
Talking
okieeee so how r u much ?
Wonderful
Texas
ohhhh
What's up guys
Much!
Have you ever gotten smore pop tarts before
Heyo
great brother , how r u
How’ve you been man?
Good homie
Wait are you Josh
Yeah
how is ur day going bro
So far so good. You know, js bing chilling lately.
I really need to start remembering usernames, I come in here every now and then and everyone is different
ohhhhh niceeeeee
Yeah… mb. I change my name and pfp way too much
btw what do u do for living bro
No need to apologize for E33
I inhale oxygen and exhale carbon
Goated game
Lol jk I don't work
I'm actually a college student
lol yeah. And the developers said they’re currently working on the sequel and trying to figure out what ending to make cannon
"E"
no bro u exhale carbon dioxidee not carbon
Please be Verso 🙏
ohh nicee , i will be joining college this year
Could it not mean the same although they might be different elements
I hope so. That way the game can explore the outer world of the painters cause I’m very interested in that
Wishing you good luck. Js take ur time with it.
if i turn on, eyes run red.
no brother carbon is "C" carbon dioxide is "CO2"
Like the sequel could be Maelle going into different paintings to resolve conflicts
As part of it
btw have u heard that song CO2 its fantastic bro
What color is carbon dioxide?
@acoustic ore did you go to college
colourless
Thanks for the clarification! I love chemistry! As a like hobby ofc
I’m currently in college
ohh what degree
huh?
Not really, by who?
greatt bro
look it up
Going for bachelors now
in what tho
Psychology
OKAYYYY
i dont remember by who but its a lovely song , try it out
Alr imma look it up
Cheese
Peak unc server moment
I should be a therapist
hey guys
Is it by a guy called Prateek kuhad ?
?
yeahhhhhhhh
Hi 👋
Hi Ari
@dull vessel girl
yess bro
It's really cool and vibey, I liked it, actually imma add it to my playlist
ohh nicee
The beats with the guitar is cool too
GG @boreal wolf, you just advanced to level 3 !
Like a RL story ?
i hate college
yesssssss
Yea sure
a real life storyy
you're too cool for school
soo lets start
💜
Same
so whenn i was in class 8th

there was a girl in my class
GG @lime galleon, you just advanced to level 2 !
really beautifull
sometimes in between of class
she used to look at me
and we both used to have a really amazing eyecontact
these eyecontacts became very frequent
soon in christmass
Мда
Eye contact 👀
i proposed her

she was likee noo i wanna focus on my studies i m a kid rn
i was like okkk
thats fine
although i cried
then we had winter breaks
when we came back after winter breaks
then everything was normal
how old are you?
how old is she?

This is like his old story
good story
rn she is 1 too but back then she was 13 or 14
thenn
in school
what
we used to gossip a lot
what
?????
😭
and it was kindaa cute

He meant 18 chill outtt
this man is lost
@lime galleon you're both 18 correct?
😐
yesssssssssss
son i’m crine
😊

