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scooby sounds like hes scratching a chalkboard
๐ฆถ
scooby sounds like an old man
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GO SLEEP
scooby sucks he lives so close to me too
I canttttt
simeone drag
๐
someone*
RUNNNN
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
drag me
not enough satachi
I'm bigger than scooby
๐๐
I'm the same as satachi
whatever satachi is
๐
SYFM
hes a midget
Ya mother
i finished my press-ons
satachi is my glorious king

period
you're the real queen shawty๐
no you!!

hiiii
๐ฉท๐ฉท
scooby is such a chud
@amber halo bitch
yooo sam hyd
no frrr
perioddd
quieeet
๐
hry twin
@warm lion nice cough
very french or
im alive
how are u
same here js abt to eat
bonapetit
@warm lion diddychud
Indian
hiiii
ty
Sybau
I'm not Indian you are
what cough
nah i aint even indian
I heard yout amazing cough
@bold cape where did everyone go
OMG HI TROY

Hello chat
no
Freak
hi
i didn't cough
i never speak in vc
well on rare occasions
because i hate talking in vc
๐ ๐
im sober
Good job
I want
I remember seeing this meme when i was 12, now im 13 and came back to remember my childhood
hey

I am in Pakistan now
I-i-i-i got s-s-s-t-t-tuter
what
theseus balkan rage
oh no itโs meant to do that mine does that once a week
hello
hi
hello
your willy is rubbish!
Im deadass blocking you
ignore the smeg will u please x
I got so drunk last night
And i aint sober rn either
did you even stop
Got a 2 times multiplier with change pfps with someone
doesnโt sound like it ๐๐
Yea for a biz
Im respondible tho
My liver is cooked tho
WHoooooooooo
choose life choose a job
Im so colf man
Damn
Wgat
Wdyn no more freya
Freya so more
shes 5 hours apart now
Hi
Oh
NO๐๐๐๐
Zamn ๐ช
Purrty 
If Netenyahu was to get hurt would you be next in charge
poundland vs dollar general
Euro shop
What was the word
I would say it but I am forbidden
Oh Texas whatcha doingggg
I love dipping my head in vinegar
Guess who got off work early
Ima shower rn

?? Thatโs against mod rules
No it's ok cuz it's the fake shower method
@bold cape this game sucks
Using beans instead of water?
LOL I did this once as a kid
Beat me with a stick

Ur actually not real
You're really into some weird stuff
Out of spite too
bitchโ you pinged me tf u mean what
Take that mom
server BAD!
Or whatever
Whatever I will go pkay horror Roblox alone then
Loser
Donโt look at DMs
I guess bro
Don't wake my husband up
He's sleeping on my lap
Dale heโs been cheating on you Iโm sorry
I know
I've been cheating on him too
Crazy discrimination there
dayum
no way
Good night
You are a woke mouse ๐ญ.
Guess what
this is @oblique nexus
Dell thereโs literally a Mexican version of you
He was selling watches and looked suspicious

Just like you
Handy Manny vs Bob the Builder
Bob the builder without citizenship
Bob calls ICE on Manny fr
Hello
purrs
Benjamin Bob Netanyahu
If Purring is your Power,then what are you without a Cat
If your Power is a Dog,then what are you without it
woof a puppy 
Omg hi queen 
the cat and dog are me - I channel my power into them
Hruuuuu
Wise words Met
what is this rez type shi
A true blessing
he is NOT my man manny, donโt even compare him to the greatest
Iโm okieeeee 
I'm good! a little sleepy today
Awh girl take a nap
inner spirit
Tea is one with the forest
yeah yeaahhh
Little Buffalo
I would but can just go to bed early
ovulating
steamy
lusting
Oh my days
typical
yupp
I think I miss my wifeโฆ
exactlyyyy

ur hallucinating


I miss winter
chicken chud
WHAT
LMFAO
wym
looked suspicious
lol
I guess bro
you could be replaced with an ai very easily
I doubt ai has the ability to replicate my laziness
I dont, but i dont like the stage between spring and winter
Its just rain and dead plants
Is the rain in the room with us
Just last week we had 40mm in a single day
souds like the usa
i want a tattoo of
i donโt understand
Same
translate
yeah but all my interests just like out me as a loser or nobody will understand them

Get like
A tattoo

Hi lol
sybau lol
what thing
Why on earth
noooo
it says "camel tears it is known that camels eats grass, but"
dell can u make this cat a sticker and name it #Noticing
noticing
@willow frigate
that word looks sooo weird to me wtf
what word
real
noticing
big purr eyes
doesnt this look weird
๐ฑ
my parents are on to me

nota cing
Eat hookers
its disturbing to me
noting
๐
whagt is the best music genre
i love being surrounded by men
Nightcore joiโs
i really hate nightcore
do you speed it up because you're stimgooning?
my current personality says shoegaze
Yeah
incredibly subjected for change
Bubble pop 
whats ur top 3 shoegaze songs that arent from loveless or souvlaki
Overstimulating the senses because fast counting makes me nauseous
He just had that suspicious look
i just went to a chilis where everyone that worked there acted like they were born yesterday
dont listen to either
and i am literally so irritated
I need a 1$ monkey ear clean
Food was probably fire
โhello waiter can i please have another water my glass it emptyโ
and he just stares at me blankly
Did you get the triple dipper???
WOW
i got fajitas and they literally didnt bring me any vegetables
I fw the dipper so much
do u know
and when i asked for my vegetables everyone was acting like they never seen green peppers and onions on a plate before
cloudyfield
they created that chilis just to make me mad
Shoegaze when footwearlooking steps into the ring
I want a nutsack cat so bad
do you mean a bingus
wtf.. WHO MAKES FAJITAS WITHOUT VEGETABLES
tiktok foid larper ๐ญ ๐ญ
Sphinx
Wth is bingus
get off my dick
I think
YES
what....
Thatโs the name
u dont know whats a bingus?
No??
whats wrong with u
Who is bingus
huh
Holy hell
What's a bingus
name 3 women that make music
A lot of things
ha ha ha where's that freakin gabagool.
I do know Larry
You just speak nonsense half the time and then gaslight us
ragebait chilis
What are women
YESSSS
this is bingus
I like bingus
BINGUS
โwe are looking for the dumbest people near the airport to work for us come join our teamโ
guh
guh
Weezers, one direction uhhh
guh
juh
Luffy
kaitlyn jenner, jeffrey star, michael jordan
my goat
guh
KSI, Deji
FLLLLLYYYYYYT AWAY
monkey d
tell em
idk a third
i think
oh d4nny
some dude just called me
.
Asking why i have his cousins phone
just now realised i can finally legally buy alcohol holy moly 
give him my number
life is great
age 12, russia
Will do
listen to goodbye by d4nny
1.5/3
you're music taste will change
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
LMFAOOO
THANK YOU TWIN
Birthday
its your birthday?
YES
LFMAOO
LMAOOO
oh happy birthday
thank you!
omg and i can finally get into bars legally
insane to think i dont already know that
give me bday role as well i wanna feel special as well
goodbye goodbye everybody...
You donโt know Bunch tho
either 21, 18 or a eastern European kid with unsupervised access to the internet
Avaaaaa hbd how have you been twin

you mean punch? chud??
im 18!!!
jesus christ
larp larp larp suhor
i found the man hating part of twitter
THANK YOUUUU IVE BEEN GOOD HRU
god
No BUNCH A NUTS on your forehead
goodbye to all the people who loved me..
its so bad
Ahahahaah
dell knows ball
i got a few of those
you already know
all g here js chilling rn ๐
UGHH
Pardon?
studying for the mcat
Oh music my belovwd
i love music sm
same
you study cats are you becoming a veterinarian
i loveeeeeeeee music

Type shit
no no the mcat is a 7.5 hour science based test to get into med school
how old r u
Awesome
Shhhh
good luck twin
me when i wanna be different
Also happy birthday ava
ty twin ๐
Me making sure i look different
excuse me?
genuine embodiment of doom gloom and everything sinister
old enough
THANK YOU!
We get it bro
do you also listen to 24 hour white noise
PTSD by yuxsha is so fire
Yo bro what F1 team do you support?
try listening to the Quran with Qari Fateh seferagic voice
me when im a bum
Hate your stupid ass
waging war

Type
Son I did not ask you the question
IM A MERCEDES FAN IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
Divine light
๐ญ๐ญ
Im beyond alright
can i age regress around you?
I am a redbull fan
๐ฅ
just a suggestion
Wawa
can we ALL age regress ๐ ๐
max is my fav driver tho.. ik ur pain
I secured my spot in hell gang cant lie
Joined a military its wraps
age regress to what? 60?
clorox
so real
โMax Verstappen is fading.โ ๐
@elder swan stop working get on the sticks
you cant say that gng only god knows where you will end up you can always repent โค๏ธ and he is the most forgiving
me when people are upset max cant get podium in the 22th fastest car on the grid ๐ฅ

facts
Ill be alright
Super fast car 
โน๏ธ
2026 regulation so bad that the McLarens DNS in Shanghai Grand Prix ๐ฅ
alr
Whats good sav
i dont trust myself around sharp objects
im only upset for oscar
Even FE pointed out the 2026 F1 regulations are so much worse
About what
Atleast Oscar won and Oscar ๐ญ
id leave u with an automatic chainsaw
basic training because physically hard
Yes
For air forfe?!?1?1!
Yeah
dudeeeeee
whats pt
Bro April has no F1 races ๐ฅ
but thank god i been always a mercedes fan
Physical training
Anything but rescheduling or replacing a track 
physical training
I think pt is for like an hour and a half
wait what
makes me wanna cry
what does this entail
are they not doing it in other tracks?
They ainโt replacing or rescheduling
what
Nope
Who has memes?
ARE WE FUCKING JOKING
Theyre preparing you to run 2 miles
AM I REALLY GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FOR A WAR TO END
They officially said they arenโt replacing or rescheduling
30 pushups
TO WATCH A DAMN RACE
Lowkey
50 situps
They are re building the twin towers
Ish
lll have to take matters into my own hands and reschedule the races myself
Wawa
CAN WE KILL THE FIA?
We have 22 races now ๐ญ
NAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Then more exercises
April boutta be a torture without F1
bro im bouta put mbs' face in a toilet
this guy is a fucking clown
Honestly thats all theyll need to train you for
HAHAHHAHA

๐คค ๐คค
The worst part is that theynjust like to fucking yell about everything
FAAAAA
omg im sensitive
@raven cove sigh if only someone wanted to play Roblox sighhhh
mbs is the goat of saudi
ofc you would say that

this will strengthen me
I almost thought I saw nut
Theyll yell at you for resting too long while throwing up
not this mbs
What are yโall predicting for the Japanese Grand Prix?
I play Roblox through
It will but mentally itll be annoying as fuck
throwing upโฆ..
mohammed bin sulymani or smth
there's so many idk which
Dude
You also cant eat til after training
U didn't ask me earlier
verstappen in points ๐ค and a mercedes 1-2 ๐ฅ
Bolt gun
Japanese Grand Prix prediction:
๐ฅ- George Russell
๐ฅ- Charles Leclerec
๐ฅ - Lewis Hamilton
And youโll pretty much be working all day until you go to sleep and its like that every day besides Sundays
U were just like, "what are u doing" and said nothing else
ngl to you
As a Max fan I have no hope for the engine bro ๐ฅ
i wouldnt even be mad if leclerc gets wdc this year
its just most likely george's

how long is basic again like 2 months
@junior kindle bro look at this fucking gif again man ๐
i could agree with that
7 weeks
durr durr durr durr
Not too bad
Bro gang let me take a shower first
As long as Lando doesnโt win real
me
oh not even 2 months
fuck this guy
yea but the school makes up for it i think
damn
why do people think im weird
Gay
I want him to get podiums but not the WDC, real.

Yeah but tech school for your case sense your medical is like
no i tbink it is 6 months

But itll count towards your active duty time so the more time in tech school the better
i mean id fuck him but thats not the point
Also how is Haas scoring more points than Redbull ๐ฅ
oh okay
no clue queen keep chugging the dragon nut monster
lock in
And they also wont yell at you as much
idk i dont know much about this stuff and my recruiter is useless
had to remind her 3 times im on vacation
GG @hot nova, you just advanced to level 1 !
Lance Stroll is winning the WDC
ur going to the army?
I feel it bro
gulp
If youre a mustang im gonna lose my shit
ty for ur cervix
literally anything medical that can transfer well to a civilian job so that way me and freya can be together
only thing im feeling for aston martin is fernando's pistol suspiciously having one bullet
ahh
time to grow up
Why canโt Aston Martin just give Alonso a better car bro ๐ฅ
theyre making me dye my hair ginger again
i was like
no more money pieces
Ohhh yeah
sobs
Your hair has to be natural colors
enlisting NOW is kinda insane
Forgot about that
Cant lie ^
Whatever bro
True
Serve ๐
I guess
Also did you hear the Redbull F1 cars are way too overweight?
They said that about afghan tjo
I'm tryna get PAID
What is my team doing bro 
Enlist
BIG shoe
i mean theyre not sending me out there
yeah 20kg over no?
yo lwk
Dudes the devil on my shoulder
send texas bro
Chill my deployment available starts today โฆ
he can do it
Send me that first check ty
we dont even need to fight thoโฆ.
GG
What da helll
Ok
Donโt get sent to Syria
Raa
IM SURE SYRIA ISNT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW
They seem suspicious
wait what are you doing
like whats ur job
analysis right there
Hohohoh
i hope soda comes soon he is so knowledgeable
Yo bro have you saw or met an F1 driver irl before?
is the asvab hard ive been studying it seems pretty simple
I create assignments folders and outprocess people
i think the worst part about basic is missing my smokeshow wife
nah sadly, i been a fan of the sport for a while but only became hardcore in the past few years
Bro thinking he is slick
Do you have common knowledge
yea
@raven cove iiiii seeeee youuuuu... ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
fr
seems easy to score high on?
2026 is so buns atm
I saw Yuki before like last 4 weeks ago
Pig emoji where
@snow plinth this Dangonronpa shitโ gets SERIOUS
February 21st, 2026
What word best fits in this sequence
ASS
top
Futile?
IT'S FUTILE : ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Correct
๐ฅบ ๐ฅบ ๐
Futile
yes
this is easy like u have to be born yesterday
Lmao
i dropped out of college bc
the neighbors kept complaining about the smell and the noise
Bro what
i did like 2 years of college and randomly stopped going
Leave the sheep alone
Reprisal
it seemed interesting in australia but now when everyone is just dnfing and mercedes having a crazy advantage its starting to feel a bit meh
wow.
Oh then youre good
Brah my brain suddenly stop and got brainfart
2nd
Correct
ahh when he was in the us?
ive been doing a unch of asvab speed quizzes
he set the redbull on fire or smth
Hmmmm
Tf is fulsome
if i remember correctly
3
Youll be fine then
its 3 isnt it
EAGLE ATTACK
It is
Yeah its a good year for sports bets
IM SOOOOO GOOD
Cumbersome no?
ok basic is slightly more terrifying
Feeling very fulsome
Lowkey they just want you to understand orders
4
excess!!
Correct
i saw that
Yes
It lowkey is
The real test lowkey harder
air force basic is about follow orders
This the average iq of people in the military
But this the only one i found online
Eeeee
GG @strong yacht, you just advanced to level 8 !
from wnat i saw
LEVEL 8 LET'S GOOO
Hey man some people got like 33โฆ
2 level left
do they really teach you how to shoot guns
Yes
:3
Meow meow
yeah i heard it was nice there
How to dismantle and remake it too
Dismantle
Youll shoot like once ever
thats pretty cool

im planning to go around more in the next few years so we'll see how life treats me. maybe ill go to an f1 race in the near future who knows
when i shoot it?
Begging for the sake of your other friends at bmt too
Go do crime and then process to give the Child a Gun
๐ญ๐ญ
No before shooting
ive shot a gun before a very long time ago
Meow meow
I love guns
Theyll make you hold your weapon out infront of you
why would i do that ๐ญ
For like 10 minutes
oh god
And that m14 starts feeling heavy as shit
Alright
Iโm John wick with a Glock
Im on the sticks
Upping that rock
omg im gonna be so strong
BAR
u cant even opt out of basic can you
hi
When at the firing range make sure your weapon is trained at the target or down range
Im in the spot lining the shot
like u cant quit
And dont flag anyone with the barrel of your weapon either
Even if there arent bullets
Go to spa, the single best track hands down
GUN

Nahh theyll hold you at bmt
Idk the rest
do they train the guys and woman together
But Ima put it to test
women*
No
Yes
i dont want to train with men
They do??
oh my goddddddd
Women have different standards
What the fart
Yk Iโm the best
Why is that?
they start smelling worse
Beat the men
a lot quicker
Yea that's usually the standard
Smell sense is finna be gone that first week
But ngl soda js the barrack bunny
Fair enough, men got no chance to take a bath during the duty
5 minute showers
I ainโt trynna be like the rest
fr

Yk Iโm headed to the west
Wtf is barrack bunny
Everyone has to be washed and clothed in 15 minutes
u
dude like my hairโฆ..
I should join the marines
Yeah.
Iโd thrive
I lowkey don't trust people in any military branch
Oh nvm
RAAAAAAAA
Cold soup
i dont trust people with no pfp
Fair enough
Dude some of the shit
And most of the time
Some of these guys be saying
It's not a good thing
I donโt trust the government
Oh my days
Reasonable
Yea
Theres some actual weirdos in bmt and in the airforce
hiii
The people are chill but the government
Ready for this shitโ like Johnny test
We must burn it
Some dude was like wanting a woman slave
oh im joining the military to get my girlfriend a green card
Barrrrrrr
Yea like
A lobotomized woman slave and he sat there and argued his point
i mean i hope i do have a choice tbf, i might be in germany later this year and if i did go there eventually ill just see the nearest one to me
You can do that without joining the militaryโฆ no?
Lock this man up
i dont want to pay for college
Do u know how many friends ik that have bad ex's that are in the military
You could lowkey just marry her before that
I think I heard enough
Like it's crazy
aura..
Someone run a statistic
Yuhhh
Yk how many military men I know who got someone pregnant
But you can buy a green card or they can go through the process of getting one themselves
should i marry frrya before? whats the benefit?
4
Some dudes should not have wives
Exactly bro
They lowkey sluts
Hmmm
Before I go broke like joc
Never date someone in the military
shes foreign so
I havent gotten married yet ill ask my friends who did
Let's find out
okay relax
Youโre speaking to an unmarried man rn
Actually let me see if i got a picture
Damn
Iโm losing it
GG @split coyote, you just advanced to level 1 !
No you are fine
The men



