#general
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Hardly
child protective services?
i cast fireball
Im definitely going to apply to become an drill sergeant
But its just annoying to wake up at 3 am
oo rah yes drill Sargeant
And be outside for like 12 hours
Where the women at
these ppl can't be real
i mean i can prolly pass for a woman
im just a silly lil kitty nya~ :3 pls pet me
im out chilling in the sun
That'd be gay
my depression is cured
But is alr
ey big bro you finna join the other 2 in jail
Come here

don't you have a job?
you're 16 don't say stuff like this
ya but im in a good position
that's a minor don't
😭
Shit'
scooby you're at work rn?

ur not an adult either so idk why ur hating on me for being 16
alr bro
let people have fun
ig
Imagine being 16 🥀
imagine being 30
Yeah, imagine
rainy days are cool too
The UK would say otherwise
I’ve hit sobbing status
I appear
@willow topaz u suck
Wha happen
U good?
F the British
Don’t go to college
They suckk
Oh
Then im sobbing with you
💯
Lemme join
Dont have debt but i soon have 3 exams 😭
Forgot you had college debt
One takes 1:30, one is gonna be 2hrs and last is gonna be 5 hours
Graduation exams
30k

:(
Jesuuuuu
Sobbing
That's easy to cover vro
Not necessarily
Man id be a great president
Tbh I've heard worse but everyones life is different
||sell drugs||
@willow topaz whats ur dream job
I'd be devastated to pay any amount honestly
Marine biologist working in rehabilitation and conservation
Will you see dolphins?
If so, its worth it
I’ve worked with them kinda before
I did some computer things
Btw, do you get paid well
Rn?
On dolphin communications?
Yes
@icy rapids ping me in cat culture idk where it is in my server list😭
Imma ping you
@gloomy topaz you are not in cat culture vro
😭
can i come back?
Lemme invite
Hey
No 😡
No 😡
Woah
Thats not nice
No 😡

Woah
any level 1 noob ?
me
wheres the lesbian at
Dolphins are NOT innocent
Yes
Arent they like freaks of the ocean
I know
u miss the f

here dady
im the freak of the land
They are the second most intelligent species I think or something like that
Funnily enough
They abuse substances
slow your role pal😭
They are but
They get high on pufferfish
I have news!
Yeah + they fuck' anything that moves 😭 even humans if they feel like it
Them mfs are evil
@twilit matrix yo
Wsgood nitro
They could also drown you for fun
I soft resetted my laptop and now I have my sound back
Alyssa liu is such a larp
the f?
I bet you know about the Newgrounds story
Lets go, ig there was corrupt files somewhere
@zenith iris i bought 10 carts
No, it was something with the realtek driver
Didn't hear of it
Mf hasn't even watched the whole jjk or its manga
That was getting freaky with the dolphin at night
which got affected by that 2H25 Windows update
Just here for attention
After I rolled it back

Oml bro reminded me that ive had this same problem
Took me days to figure out
Dude
I'm grateful that the repair shop I called didn't take advantage of me and instead told me how to do it myself
Spend $20 on a USB drive to make a backup of my files, instead of $100
We love honest people
fr
meow
You're welcome
Grahhh
But now I'm going through, re-installing everything one at a time, checking my files
HUH
Was it good atleast? 😭
WDYM
Honestly id do fresh installs more often if my wifi was faster in general
forget i said anything
I was considering doing a fresh install
GG @feral kraken, you just advanced to level 30 !
Damn.
If you meant the sexy time or the story
I'm green, again
No life
I saw someone at level 110
Dolphin puh gotta be diff
What are you two on about?
How dolphins are freaks of the ocean
what the fuckk are you on
they should ban your asss
hiiiiii
oh it's your birthdayy!!
I AINT THE ONE WHO BE FUCKIN' DOLPHINS
I think he said it felt somewhat similar but the suction was something else, or maybe there was some chemical or something, I just remember that it takes seconds for males to reach climax
Drea
thats weird to talk about
How was your fight?
Somewhat related, dolphins are actually really messed up bro, theyre really evil
I mean is it really
Yes
Yes.
Spreading information of dolphins being freaky
Ehh? These are basically just facts
You never know what situation youll end up with
In terms of the story idk how real it was but I'm willing to believe it
Well that's my break
Bye bye
Well that was something
yes bro, what the hell
drea
Bro what if you end up in a situation where you have to choose between being alone with a dolphin and something else
dude ace
And you choose the dolphin not knowin they freaks
shut the fuckk up

this is grounds for disturbing the chat
Hello boys
folk
clock it
hi shawty
mute him
hi sigma boy wsg

Amazing day
My laptop finally fixed
Who wanna throw a party
Cheater
????
i would if i was still a mod
What. Did I do
✌️
Drea russian!?
Naaaah
what no im not russian

Ngl I kinda forgot the context but i just remember yesterday someone called you a cheater
Until a giant donut attacks earth and rubbles your house
No idea honestly I forgot
Might’ve been Dale
It probably was Dale
That would never happen
Banned for using the fuck' word
You too
Then it would be Dale🫰
@chilly hare black cat skins will carry rivals monetization through 2028
Oh youre so right
Dude.
The curveeee
Also who the hell is white fox
Idk
your dog
I always take cases
Same same
That’s wishing death. Don’t do that
Praying for drop terminal
I mean by him laying on the floor,.relaxing
I had one drop should've sold it, i opened it
not rlly
Dude
Got the worst possible shit'
The most annoying part of this reset
Hello tina
It's mid tbh cuz you paying price for skin than gambling
Is having to go back and sign in to everything I had
I was debating it but it could be taken that way
Truu
yayyy
How are you all doing today
hi toma
I'd rather sell it than open (I'm poor for skin around 50 bucks or more)
Diarrhea? Been there.
Oh god the rich cougar is back
I mean imo saying you wish someone falls down to the floor is very different to hoping they get shot or hot by a bus
How are you
hola
hi
im going to kill myself
Bro sounds like Toko from Danganronpa thh ✌️
how you doing?
alr hry
happy birthday
Laptop is fixed

No she does not bro 😭
But i have to go back and install everything
yo
and log back into everything as well
nightmare
fr
I have ss ngl
are you mods 2.0
grr
Wait you mean Toko or tati
I have to use the discord browser for the time being
good old days
I mean Tatianna does not sound like toko
Fair enough
Y'know toko said about getting hit by bus so
this might just be what i need to bus
Small reference or something
Guys
waht
No
Yes sir
thank you very much!!!! 🫶
Happy birthday Orihime
thank youuu!
stgu andre
woow its your birthday? my birthday is in 2 days!
nobody cares for you
happy birthday
ou are more annoying than anything
thank youu!!
that's clearly a lie, all the feds in my dms say otherwise
ill send you a happy birthday song skylar white edition later
Hello guys
How are you
we pretty chill hbu?
Same here
except for andre up there, she's a b word
Send me a friend request
are you the horse or the girl texting?
Its a fed dont trust
wtf 2 horses at the same time
Mossad on this mf server
😭
Me when I see pretty woman
a pretty horse you mean?
yea i think ill get a ps5 rq
The account is literally not even a day old
And they out here dropping friend requests upon first 2 sentences
There’s operating systems that function like a console
I have a pc but I wanna play on ps5
send me a friend request too since youre just handing them out
gm
I got the one where it’s symbiote Peter voice lines
I play without mods
Prolly thank God I don’t play that game no more
I wanna play god of war triology and gow 2018 and gow ragnarok and other playstation exclusicve games
ive been wanting to play pokemon minecraft so bad lately but i dont know how to download mods
I want ghost of yotei
@tepid crane oh my days it was amazing btw
nah im good bruh icl i be ignoring most of my dms 
that game aswell
Idc about Wolverine but I wanted the sequel to Tsushima
i got 200+ unopened dms
mr popular over here
Oh my days
Donut I’m gona cry I’m so proud of you
Yoooo i seen my girl play that on PS5. Looks absolutely stunning.
Wished they kept on with Jin's story tho
What a waste
druski a cornball icl
the only funny thing he ever did was dress up as a redneck
is that your true form
Dude oh my god these 3 little girls came up to us and asked if they could play and my gosh she’s just so good with kids she started explaining how to play and showing them and I was just watching dude she’s so amazing
oh yeah
icl he did funnier shi than that 
sounds like you had a nice time
name 1 thing😭
hold on lemme think 😭
Damn it
are you excited for tmr pal
Wanted to do a geto cosplay but i literally cant even put my hair into a ponytail anymore @coral igloo
Oh I did dude I really did I’m so happy
watching Tottenham and Liverpool get knocked out will make me a happy man
Whats the african dude name about just make his instead
@sterile arrow my recruiter gotta be sped
Youre still in contact with that mf
😭
not that bruh😭 isnt season 4 of invinceble coming out tmr or smt?
Hes not approving your rap?
oh yeah
Bro I asked this man for the RAP program and he said "yes after tech school"
Tyrant X
cant wait to see my goat allan the alien again
@summer pebble later on the little girls came back and gave us both flowers saying thank you for letting us play 😭😭😭
Soda I’m enlisting in the space force
Allan solos the verse
Awwwwww
in my heart
She’s so great man
Holy hell
You would get bullied
You're so not getting that TS clearance
Ion even know what that is
So prolly
Top Secret
yooooo city v madrid watch party what time?
Bro what the space force even do
didnt understand a word when they explained how he suddenly got a power boost but i still fw it so much
hot pink
Tell your MTL that he approved
and/or go to his office and see if that counts as approval
We need to fill a form tho
Nothing different than the airforce
You just have different standards
Like a whole application
You dont need ts
For space force
Anymore i believe
their species were biologically engineered to adapt to near death and regenerate
Yea you do I literally asked the Space Force people when I was there
I can be trusted with deadly weaponry
We're so cooked
Why is everyone trying to join the military like it's a trend
I already got my own career
i told ya to go for it bro
Trynna be you
Ok son
I would rather not join the military
thats lowkey op. Pls spoil this for me if you know but did rex actually die or does he make it into season 4?
im joining next
ur welcome!!!🩷
thank ya, it’s very serious
Yea OPSEC is so cooked
Very common actually
african muslim black woman in the army
son
he uh
African and black what a combination
sudo apt install opsec
u could be african and not black
damn
mid
More often than not
what dat mean
Like it’s more common to be than to not be
Ok
pj who got a little too excited
Me
😭😭
on your cake
I jut really like baking
can you make me something
Hi
It adds more flavor
uhm!
Oooo yum
Mak I can make you a soup
i don’t want your special sauce
can it be potato
I was craving a sweet treat last night but I didn’t want to waste money
So I scrambled together ingredients around the house
Me making homemade churros
And baked with those
Ur so white
I thought you wanted to beat the white allegations
But that looks rly good pj
Thankyouu
My cat won’t stop trying to come into the bathroom
:(
I just want her to leave me alone
i just don’t like a lot of soups
I’m white too
you’re so mean to me i’m having a bad day i’m gonna cry
Don’t ever feel bad for being white <3
You was right my days
i just got a text asking for march madness picks
Pick John
when’s the next hang out
Guys my cat hasn’t stopped purring for an hour
Prolly Thursday tomorrow we both can’t until like 3pm
Should I be alarmed that she’s having too much fun
She might want to we’ll see
you’re so nice💔i got haters here
what was the move today
I’m your hater
I’m not mean to you
not allowed
give her to me
The way
:3
Much way
Oh never knew
He not getting ts
Don’t EVER do that son
Ts(that shit)
:3
Just type it out
Ts is NOT “this”
Brui
It will never be
ts shi ts shi
Grrr
Top secret what
Phew
Tsc
Thank god
Keep it that way
Smhama
nice pfp
Okay!
Smh
Arigato
who here believes in the paranormal
You’re beautiful
Not even in the mood to talk in here so I’m leaving
thank you
I one time saw a coffee can fall
I say that was paranormal
Not you
by itself?
yes me
No, solar
and her
Maybe….
uh oh
hey guys 
Anyways
The coffee can might NOT have fallen on its own
It might’ve been due to me stomping around the barn and throwing my bag ont the floor
I used to have this sick little hunting spot and not too far was a barn
Bro why can’t I watch this series faster, I want to be on season 9 already
Is he mot
which one
Goodbye
It had this room and it had a bed, coffee maker, and even a toilet
wdym
9-1-1
hiii
Goodbye friend!
like did u play volleyball or hang
Oh
oh ok
THE HANG OUT
I love buck
They just set an explosive off outside my house
yeah we played but it was amazing
we talked a lot and these 3 little girls came up to us and asked if they could play with us
I hate these construction guys so much
heyy i'm so delirious rn 
They just don’t stop blasting
where's the H are you b*itish
Aww I miss the snow
I don’t
He doesn’t scare me :3
Yahoo🇮🇱
You suck
bri*ish people are the worst
I just always liked saying it. Although I do wonder if I was British in a past life
not even remotely kidding
Don’t care
chaotic day (understatement)
That’s fair
awwwww
stop being mean
I love the Beatles, Dr who, fish and chips, say Ello a lot
what happened
she taught them how to play shes so good with kids dude it was amazing to watch
Idk why I’m on here even, I’m so exhausted
I’m feeling mighty happy
Ah. Hope you get a chance to relax soon
one day you’ll have ur own family
Here have this
Awww
awwwwww
when the kids left they came back like 10 minutes later and gave us both flowers to thank us for letting them play bro 😭
Her name is andromeda
Hthanks
I named her
shut uppp that’s adorable!!!
i’d name my cat almeda
she made a dirty joke and then laughed her guts out when she realized and put me in fucking' timeout bro
I’d name it pita
baguera
what was the joke
Peetah
i'd name my cat donut
Iwa
oh wait i alredy have a cat named baguera
pita bread
Stupid fucling’ name
i’m naming my cat petunia
.🖐🏼👳🏻♂️🤚🏼🫷🏼😭
it doesnt make much sense in english but basically her serves were like gunshots and i was talking about how she was trying to kill me, then she said i could serve and i said "ok but imma go really hard on you" and she went "yeah thats what i want"
Lmfao the wrist bend
psss psss petunia
and i was like what???? and then she realized
Goodbye
LMAO
yeah me too i'm seeing shadows 
I’m dead
Only way I could take a photo of her
And hide my feet
Nobody gets to see these feet for free
i’m hearing voices
she then put me in timeout while laughing 😭
i sat down on the ground and everything
as she should
Rip
she’s walking you like a dog
How did he rack the mp5 like that
Except maybe you..
Obedient ahhhh
Il cruing
LOLOLLL
Hiii
also 2 of our teachers saw us pretty much babysitting and i cant WAIT for them to mention it in class on thursday
How much
Free!
Wait how old r you lol
I’m 18
Oh okay
how have you been
I should hop on squad
Why are you eager for that bruh
😭
i dunno
What’s that
For those points
Hiii solar
Hiiiiiii ojj
Social status
Hry
See
Omg hiiiiii donut
hi pejota
Ok I didn’t get an omg
I’m great I just ate some coffee cake I made
had to book a bus but turns out everything was booked and so were the trains and hadn't even started packing but it worked out
Im writhing on the ground
I’m in love with donut
Why
Yea we know
he started crying and gasping for air when i told i was into a girl irl
Idk just stuff
Throwing up and crying
Donut did you see the cake I made for you
no
I want a cake
It’s solar
Ii was going to ask why there was shampoo bottles in the bedroom but it’s bathroom
Wow writing takes a lot out of me
I shower in my bedroom
Stop feeling tired
No it’s not
Oh ok
Are you my secret admirer then
Free will at best
zamn 
That is such a cute cat
I only admire my friends
@chilly hare would you eat
This makes me sad
And to think I was gonna let you see my feet
Me too
You were going to give it out for free😭
NO YOU CAME ALL OVER IT
Dude has zero self esteem
What is that???
Fool!
And?
You exhibit the characteristics of an ape
Racist lowkey
hi
This is untrue
Donut you seeing this
im sorry im into women pj... we cant be together
Got called an APE
Ooooo
Stop it you
What?
how much is bottom surgery
yes u are
I’ll pay for it
A leg
grown ass woman getting bullied by a teen
Are you a teen though
no
are you man enough
im an adult too
LOLLIPLL
Mak is old huh
whats going on, bros?
hey
donut lets vc
i have your address and your card information
Bro said a teen😂😂😂
know yo place twin
Can I join
Abcdefhijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Can I have the card info
uhm why would you do that
yes ofc
I want a soup
fuck no
Yayyy
But my soup..
ignored...💔
u said you’re my hater i didn’t forget
@chilly hare yooohooooooo
I’ve been good. This week is my spring break which is nice cause it lines up with the release of invincible s4 (tomorrow), the next TADC ep, and Fortnite season 2
@summer pebble r u talking or not
Great new pfp
Cuz
fine. what about u?
Thank you!!
Ye
same here tbh, i’m at work😔
get a mod to move you to our vc
woh...I am in bed
I can’t hear u at all put
Just give me vc certified bro
Did you try increasing the volume?
?rolepersist 1412139638923067574 vcc
Added VCC (Voice Chat Cool) Certified to donuttusu2.
Do you try to shut up
does the role even work
Sorry be yourself
LMFAOOO
seems like u all chatting about serious matter!!
most useless role ever
hup
He deserves it
no he doesn't
Guys i got employed!!!
You are not a good person, you literally play joker just to recreate the nevada bombing run on iran from 1598 while hitting a griddy and getting sick with it while tbagging a bush of ironman masks in front of thanos who almost collected 4 stones and can't use it to erase the cheeseman backstabbing him
Forkknife is for bad kids only, because the only way you getting that trip anywhere else is by consuming ungodly amount of something from @dapper river 's stash
Yes he does
what what tf going on?
good good
Y'all gay
i know

nope
Yes
Lets goo
he was just tired of you askin the same question
I can spoil you pwincess
no he is the truth
hai chatz :3
How bad does a country have to be to find zero opportunities for employment even at burger king 😭
nuhuh

Hai haii
Thats be amazing but its okay 
howz you doing :P
this one escaped area 51
Hello 🤗:p
Like literally since when is getting a job is a celebration instead of a mundane punishment for the wicked
it’s snowing
MOEW
Oh yeah right i forgot you americans use anything but metric system and pay for childbirth
when do i get gif perms
AMERICAAAAA
Cause money 
im stealing the fruits behind him
Be a booster
50 billions to the wall
1 trillion to isreal
Let's just isolate america from the ocean since ocean is very dangerous
Do the same on another side and on canada's border
No no no
You don't get that anymore
Oh oh and paint the giant wall black
Most corrupt country is merica fr
So you waste another trillion dollars
i have these chudcel dreams where i just watch tv eating goyslop in my bed✌️ 😔
that's so nice 🔥
Netenyahu or whatever his name is says iran had a dictator and its a corrupt country
You should run for president ngl
No it’s scary

Like how did it get so bad that even someone from russia laughts at your country and is 100% justified in doing so
Nuh uh
Completely agree
I think even living in a cave being bitten by spiders and consumed alive by cave monsters is better than living in america
Me being russian, this is true tbh
Snowed here yesterday
We used to love the US but now its laughable
It’s always been laughable
A room with rats
What’d they do with you
Russia
Made me experience the american dream
And rats make me crazy
Chat
Like let'm be honest let's nuke america
Me when im trying to take a dump so I open up Memeology
It is beyond redemption because of a single thing:
Fallout irl
Saw someone post a tiktok last night, bro got 70% of his money taken by tax
Like bro?
Greed is the bane of mankind
Reminds you that no matter how much you try you'll never beat the kind of shi you find here
That is one more belt for a humwee machine gun
Ya in sm countries its normal
Oh wait america ran out of that too
Hes from the us
So what does it have if it doesn't even have rockets now?

Idk ive seen lots of people from us get half their salary taken by tax
Same thing when someone won 1.6b but only got around 600m ish
It's a crazy country now ig
"Capitalism was an experiment with a focus test of billions
And the test was unsuccessful so we altered it's description"
ok
1.1b in tax 
its not your prize, its ours
~the gov probably
Wait wait
If it's lottery money so ya 50% tax is normal
Like it's universal
We used to go to space and build cool things but now we are just full of dumb fat ppl. Lol.
Crazy fall off
In russia the max someone got taxed from any lottery winnings was 35%
Half or even more is mad
Me when i am an american trying not to vote for a 80 year old near death and dimentia ridden president: (impossible)
Depends
Fr
Old people are so greedy
Why not just make the winnings 600m then instead of 1.6b and taking like 70% of it as tax

Greatest country on earth where you can die any moment on the streets from gun violence
Just got my second infusion 
Ya lmao
Had all my boys lookin at how bad this cake was cut
And still can't afford sugar that is not made out of corn
When are the elections again
Elections won't help it will just become worse eventually
No that’s not the issue
Get netenyahu and trump off
I wonder when people will be fed up enough to finally exercise their right to kill everyone they see for funsies




