general

[indigo hare]

its 11pm for me........

[indigo hare]

thats why i aint vc

[glossy cradle]

hallo

[acoustic lava]

Where do i report someone sending me bad scams?

[glossy cradle]

#report-a-user

[jaunty sierra]

Imagine you walk into a fancy restaurant or cool looking cafe, and instead of enjoying the interior, like the rest of us, you choose to take out. If this is convenient for you, it's also convenient for the owner of the business

[indigo hare]

ima order uber eats

[high swift]

cobbington

[still tundra]

How are you gangy :3

[dull vessel]

my dms 😛

[indigo hare]

ewww

[glossy cradle]

all g homie wbu

[dull vessel]

@glossy cradle have you got to Re9 yet

[still tundra]

All g too what you upto this fine day (for me evening/night)

[knotty island]

That's some big brain thinking right there actually

[simple fable]

I hate discord moderators
I hate discord moderators
I hate discord moderators

[glossy cradle]

not yet

[glossy cradle]

playing resident evil 2

wbu mister

[half gyro]

you?

[willow topaz]

I hate them too

[brisk knoll]

I wanna dance

[glossy cradle]

how did u know

[half gyro]

intuition

[jaunty sierra]

thank you

[willow topaz]

Hi dell

[fringe basalt]

he’s my hero

[cunning plover]

what the

[fringe basalt]

you’re gonna be the platoons sex doll

[lean granite]

😂 that was ur job in Vietnam nah

[glossy cradle]

hallo

[willow topaz]

Hru

[glossy cradle]

hallucinating how bout urself

[willow topaz]

eh lowkey dying

[glossy cradle]

shi why

[woeful topaz]

Hi guys

[willow topaz]

my throat hurts

Hi Kanye

WHERE HAVEBU BEEN

[fringe basalt]

it’s not a job if you love it

[woeful topaz]

ALWAYS HERE

Im lurking most of the time

[lean granite]

Forgot u do it for the love of the game

[woeful topaz]

Wbu

[fringe basalt]

they’re saying the new ayatollah is gay but they’re just jealous of his huzzlims

[lean granite]

Which Facebook comment did you steal now

[woeful topaz]

Its time to get the fuck out

[cunning plover]

https://tenor.com/view/magnifying-glass-gem-gem-alert-spying-gif-8152235274896165137

[surreal obsidian]

did you send him 10k so we could get 100k?

[lean granite]

Turned mbappe into a dictator 💔

[fringe basalt]

mumzys

[lean granite]

Say mumz

[woeful topaz]

Inflation is crazy

[fringe basalt]

we’re going to syria

[woeful topaz]

We?

[surreal obsidian]

yes kanye

[fringe basalt]

Us

[surreal obsidian]

WE

we all

[lean granite]

What about our Thailand trip

[woeful topaz]

Turned Mbappe into Mbappe

[fringe basalt]

it’s called a bargain

[willow topaz]

Kanye

Do you think I would make a good fbi agent

[fringe basalt]

mbappe the diclover

[lean granite]

Mbappè man

[fringe basalt]

and his trans boyfriend

[nocturne brook]

[lean granite]

Reminds me of someone

[fringe basalt]

@ashen cedar

[lean granite]

So what he's done there is

[woeful topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/we-who-uncle-phil-gif-25705128

[woeful topaz]

NO

YOURE TOO KIND

[surreal obsidian]

you included kanye

[jaunty sierra]

[fringe basalt]

@lean granite you didn’t even get acl surgery you’re patient 0 for meningitis

[lean granite]

At least I don't got a yeast infection

[full ravine]

We need u

[ember wagon]

Ciri

[fringe basalt]

do i?

[dull vessel]

For what

oh how I miss my bibi

[full ravine]

Deploy toma in iran

[full ravine]

Too bad you're getting not one but 2 ai videos of him

[surreal obsidian]

toma will fight for israel

[lean granite]

Tbf it's pretty clean down there so I might be lying

[fringe basalt]

you need to master the art of silence

[potent prism]

911

[dull vessel]

NO

[dull vessel]

[indigo hare]

who the fuck' is toma

[fringe basalt]

messis son look like lionel messi

[bold cape]

good morning

[full ravine]

Hi mak

[indigo hare]

ohhh wait

[full ravine]

You would make a excellent soldier to fight for isreal

[lean granite]

At least I'm a master of other arts

[bold cape]

halloo

[dull vessel]

how.

[dull vessel]

good morning mak 😛

[full ravine]

Hru mak

[full ravine]

Mog them

[halcyon lake]

hi

[full ravine]

Put me on the front line and Forget giving me a rifle, my face card lethal

[full ravine]

[bold cape]

good morning twiz

[halcyon lake]

wsg gng hyd

[dull vessel]

may I remind you Joe is a grown man saying this

[full ravine]

I'm going home rn

[dull vessel]

[halcyon lake]

cool

[bold cape]

i’m really tired

[full ravine]

I'm so goated

[dull vessel]

you're gay

[halcyon lake]

just ate iftari Alhamdulillah

[bold cape]

how are you

[halcyon lake]

tonight is the night joe

[full ravine]

Also kinda tired but if I'm lucky I'll be able to cook some really good food today

[dull vessel]

Mr 152K a month at 13 how are you

[halcyon lake]

doing great wby

[dull vessel]

good to hear 😋

I'm good ty

[full ravine]

Could be tonight we don't know

[halcyon lake]

all in

[full ravine]

I like females

[dull vessel]

oh so you're a lesbian? that's so cool

[full ravine]

Is this mf gambling on this

[pastel crescent]

remove the trash

[halcyon lake]

I meant Im gonna pray all night

[full ravine]

LMAO

[pastel crescent]

hi tota

[dull vessel]

holaa

[fringe basalt]

wait i’m almost ready i just have to put on my shoulder pads and makeup

[pastel crescent]

youre a chill dude

[full ravine]

One day I'm gonna learn your art of ragebaiting

[dull vessel]

LMAOOO

[full ravine]

Dude my latest message on insta

[full ravine]

The one I was being nice to you for once in

[dull vessel]

were you?

[full ravine]

My roomate saw it and clowned on me for hours

💀💀💀💀

[dull vessel]

LMFAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOO

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[dull vessel]

W Roomateno

?

[full ravine]

DUDE THE ONE SINGLE TIME IM NICE TO YOU

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dull vessel]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[full ravine]

We spent 4 hours talking about some 12 yearold game yesterday

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/they-had-us-in-the-first-half-not-gonna-lie-gif-13620240

[lone igloo]

Is that tom brady?

[dull vessel]

yea

he's black

young black and rich

[lone igloo]

Woaaah

[full ravine]

He was like "let me see what you text people on insta" and to my absolute misfortune you were top of that list

[dull vessel]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[full ravine]

Honestly Stefan was second so it could've been worse 💀💀💀💀💀

[bold cape]

bru

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tuff-phone-spider-man-homecoming-gif-7820462682564753496

[vale root]

Hello goys

[dull vessel]

Joe you message me 24/7 on insta

get a job

[full ravine]

Me when I lie

[acoustic lava]

isn't that just a description of living jn egypt

[full ravine]

I can go days without opening insta

[full ravine]

There is so much happening

[daring furnace]

hellohello

[dull vessel]

go do your uni work

[vale root]

Hello

[dull vessel]

how are you supposed to buy me nice things

[full ravine]

I'm leaving uni rn I'm going home bro

[dull vessel]

when you're abum'

[daring furnace]

Hello NVIDIA graphics card

[daring furnace]

your profile is so pretty

[full ravine]

I'm buying you a economic book on self sustaining yourself financially

[lone igloo]

Uni is real pain sometimes

[full ravine]

Thank you, it's phos from houseki no kuni

[vale root]

Yes I am a NVIDIA graphics card

[daring furnace]

oo okok

[daring furnace]

Very epic

[glossy cradle]

close enough

[spark bramble]

hello all

[vale root]

The show from Fortnite

[spark bramble]

chudology

[full ravine]

Hi freya

[vale root]

Hello

[glossy cradle]

hello frejya

[dull vessel]

how am I supposed to live when you're not providing OUR money

[full ravine]

Murder

[spark bramble]

guys life is so good with a foid by your side

3 days left

cries

[full ravine]

We? You talking french????

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/teamwork-gif-16409313255477625913

[full ravine]

Enjoy it

[full ravine]

More like daylight robbery

[dull vessel]

Joe is a big back big black big rack man

[dull vessel]

WOAH

[full ravine]

💀

[full ravine]

That's alot of b

[lone igloo]

Darerrell

[dull vessel]

cuz you're a bitch 🥰

[full ravine]

Because I'm beautiful

[ember wagon]

Motley Crew

[spark bramble]

today we are going for afternoon tea

[full ravine]

Black tea?

[dull vessel]

more like beastly

[full ravine]

Breakfast

[dull vessel]

you'd like that wouldn't you

[full ravine]

🤤

[spark bramble]

70 people liked my instagram story of me kissing my girlfriend

#yuri

[daring furnace]

Tuff

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/reputayden-gif-20840978

[fringe basalt]

ohhhh tickle tickle tickle

[fringe basalt]

jesus christ

[jaunty sierra]

Yum yum 🤤

[acoustic lava]

gang hamza trippin 😭

[icy rapids]

Ryan vs joe

[jaunty sierra]

Big portions wow

[fringe basalt]

is that a platter she’s having breakfast on

[dull vessel]

💀💀

[dull vessel]

on that Eddie hall shit

[acoustic lava]

Is that a jug of juice? She washing shi down with a jug of juice???

[fringe basalt]

she looks like she just ate eddie hall bro

[full ravine]

I AM NOT fat

[fringe basalt]

i didn’t even notice man

that is incredibly sexy

[dull vessel]

LMFAOOOOO

[surreal obsidian]

🙄

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-me-when-i-lie-me-when-i-lie-for-no-reason-lumpsucker-fish-lumpsucker-gif-14851046666084069116

[dull vessel]

🖕🏼

[surreal obsidian]

so you delete mine but not joe's

🙄

[full ravine]

I'm goated

[dull vessel]

@full ravine check insta

[full ravine]

Now I'm scared

[dull vessel]

good

be scared

[surreal obsidian]

shut up chud

[jaunty sierra]

Mackerel 🤤

[clear spindle]

Chud means

[jaunty sierra]

I like fried mackerel fish dish 🤤 it's so good

[clear spindle]

I know some of you from the days

[full ravine]

Looks like someone isn't going to chudtopia

[surreal obsidian]

fat ass chud

dont talk to me

[clear spindle]

WHAT IS CHUD

[full ravine]

Right in the web shooter

[full ravine]

Watch your back or you might end up on the menu

[surreal obsidian]

fatty fat fat

[clear spindle]

She pmo

[full ravine]

I am NOT fat

[clear spindle]

She da real chud

[vale root]

A chud is a chud

[full ravine]

Females?

[dull vessel]

Joe is like 200 lbs

[surreal obsidian]

fat ass chud

[surreal obsidian]

who are you even talking about

[full ravine]

You're British talk in a normal metric

[dull vessel]

you're 90kg Joe

[full ravine]

#hashtag eat drea alive

[surreal obsidian]

#hashtag burn joe on a stake

[full ravine]

How would you know

[dull vessel]

ive seen you

😇😇

[surreal obsidian]

fatty fat fat joe

[full ravine]

Jarvis, analyze their weight from a single photo

[dull vessel]

🤓🤓✌🏼

[full ravine]

It's too late toma I've already depicted you as the wojak and me as the chad

[surreal obsidian]

you're both fat

[dull vessel]

umm?

[full ravine]

Charlie Kirk

[cunning plover]

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-greg-greg-abbott-elementary-greg-astro-greg-eyeroll-gif-26974200

[surreal obsidian]

joe ur a chud kirk

[full ravine]

Projecting so hard your fatass can be used as a backboard for a projector

[full ravine]

Flaming identity crisis

[surreal obsidian]

im not fat

[sharp jungle]

[dull vessel]

I miss my yaoi

[full ravine]

[surreal obsidian]

im like between 60 and 70 kg

[full ravine]

@silk schooner @junior kindle start kissing

[full ravine]

Can I bench you

[dull vessel]

😍😍😍

[surreal obsidian]

no, you fatass

[full ravine]

No so fun fact, A couple years ago someone drew thade tentacles hentai'

[full ravine]

eats you

[surreal obsidian]

you have some weird fetishes

[full ravine]

Since when is hunger a fetish

[surreal obsidian]

you wanting to eat me

is kind of weird

[full ravine]

I want to do it in a cannibalistic way not erotic way

[coral igloo]

I NEVER needed to know this

[full ravine]

Hannibal style

[primal elm]

is this vore

[full ravine]

Oh don't even get me started on the MULTIPLE catgirl sodapop hentai'

[full ravine]

No

[bold cape]

i feel like shit bro

[full ravine]

2 ai videos so far, it's looking good

[coral igloo]

R u okay mak

[full ravine]

When do you get off work

[primal elm]

why

[bold cape]

i don’t know😭😭

[bold cape]

6:30

[full ravine]

And what time is it rn

[bold cape]

only 8.5 hours yay!!!

it’s 10am

[full ravine]

You just started? 😭😭😭

[dull vessel]

aaand I'm coming off discord

[full ravine]

Dude if youre feeling like you can't continue can't you call in sick or something

[coral igloo]

that's what I'm saying

[full ravine]

Probably for the best

[primal elm]

but money 😓💔

[dull vessel]

saph I skipped class today

[dull vessel]

[full ravine]

Paypal me your paycheck I'll keep it not so safe

[primal elm]

really 🥹

[bold cape]

i’ve been here since 8:30

[full ravine]

Delinquent toma

[full ravine]

Yes

[dull vessel]

no 👎🏼

[coral igloo]

WHY

[cerulean notch]

Woah

[dull vessel]

dm

[full ravine]

This is why you stay #unemployed

[coral igloo]

Ok

[full ravine]

I skipped 2 lectures and a section in uni today

[cerulean notch]

Yeesh

[bold cape]

u are not real..

[dull vessel]

this is why you're a fat fucking chud'

[full ravine]

Teehee

[full ravine]

IM NOT FAT

[cerulean notch]

Here?!?!

[dull vessel]

this is a safe space ...

[full ravine]

Memeology is anything BUT a Safe place 💀💀

[cerulean notch]

Never seen this place described that way

[twilit matrix]

Dih

[cerulean notch]

That deep fake tech finally being useful to someone

[dull vessel]

LOLL

[full ravine]

Her gluttony sickens me

[cerulean notch]

Who is THIS little guy

[cerulean notch]

Freya core

[full ravine]

My aunt's turtle

She's even got her a lil house

[cerulean notch]

What’s the divas name

[full ravine]

Actually idk if it's a boy or girl

[cerulean notch]

That’s a gal for sure

[full ravine]

الغالي

[dull vessel]

eat it

[cerulean notch]

Dear

[full ravine]

Just means precious or expensive in English basically

[coral igloo]

How do you say that

diva

[full ravine]

Toma no

[dull vessel]

I would

[full ravine]

Do not eat the turle toma

[dull vessel]

ive eaten turtle before

[full ravine]

This is not elden ring they are not pickled turtle necks

[coral igloo]

toma NO

[full ravine]

How could you

[coral igloo]

Think about the teenage mutant ninja you just ate

[dull vessel]

NOOOO WAIT

DONATELLO

[full ravine]

Your asian roots are showing

[dull vessel]

?warnings @full ravine

[nova pilot]

1 Warning for joethepenguin19 (1020755420412915753)

Moderator: toma.exe

alt of 1218850821031333940 - <t:1769647003:R>

[full ravine]

I love asian people 😀

[dull vessel]

that would be a racism warn

saph you can log it

🥰

[full ravine]

😭💔

[halcyon lake]

aunt

[coral igloo]

okay

[full ravine]

Society

Saph no

[dull vessel]

it got verballed

but still a valid warning

😛😛

[full ravine]

Feeding the watchers warns

[full ravine]

😭😭😭

[dull vessel]

it's my job to train them

[woeful topaz]

Since when did you start speaking french

[dull vessel]

[full ravine]

@woeful topaz is it ready

[coral igloo]

you are

[woeful topaz]

Not yet

[full ravine]

Slave labor

[full ravine]

Get it ready I'll be home soon

[dull vessel]

@coral igloo remember to put how many hours and you don't need to put that it was verballed

[woeful topaz]

NO

[dull vessel]

child slave labour

[woeful topaz]

I WONT

[dull vessel]

🥰

[full ravine]

😭😭😭😭😭

[coral igloo]

ok

[woeful topaz]

What do i unlock

[coral igloo]

Check now

[dull vessel]

I dids

[halcyon lake]

try it on me ;)

[full ravine]

Get it ready or I might prepare it myself

[woeful topaz]

What is it

[full ravine]

YOU

[dull vessel]

you've helped saph contribute towards a promotion good job Joe

[coral igloo]

huh how

[dull vessel]

😋

[full ravine]

My day is ruined

[woeful topaz]

IM NOT READY

[coral igloo]

quiet dw you didn't break a rule

[full ravine]

THEN GET READY

[noble sparrow]

What if we just went through life as if it was a dream?

[woeful topaz]

NOBRO

[dull vessel]

Joe don't go bald I love your pretty hair

[willow topaz]

Omg go bald joe

[full ravine]

I just know this person is a pain in the ass to talk to

[dull vessel]

I like your colour shorty

🥰

[full ravine]

I will never go bald

[halcyon lake]

alr

[willow topaz]

Toma time for you to go back to ur color

[coral igloo]

I know someone else who's a pain in the ass to talk to

[dull vessel]

WHAT

[full ravine]

Growing it out rn

[dull vessel]

gay

[willow topaz]

💔

[full ravine]

I can count a bunch

[dull vessel]

are you being so fr... I thought we were friends 🥺

[willow topaz]

???

[full ravine]

God forbit a pyramid boy have a little drip

[willow topaz]

also my phone updated

[dull vessel]

😭😭😭

[willow topaz]

And I hate it

[dull vessel]

shorty js say you hate me

[coral igloo]

This person is SUCH a pain..

[full ravine]

Shorty when is your birthday I'll buy you a fish

[coral igloo]

Hi adam

[willow topaz]

why is it so bubbly

[full ravine]

Yooooo who's that goated guy

[coral igloo]

This is refreshing to look at it

[willow topaz]

The aesthetic??

[coral igloo]

Yes

[dull vessel]

it's so pretty

[coral igloo]

It's so clean

[willow topaz]

Hehe thankssss

[coral igloo]

my phone is so messy and full

[full ravine]

Hand in hand. You & me. Today, tomorrow, forever.

[willow topaz]

Mhm

It’s cause Philip and I is my lock screen

[full ravine]

I should change my background

[full ravine]

You got my Philip on there?

[dull vessel]

gay

[full ravine]

Tom

[dull vessel]

Joe is so fucking gay and lesbian

[dull vessel]

awwww

[willow topaz]

This is my lock

[full ravine]

YOU!!!! ARE!!!! A!!! CHUDDDDDD!!!!

[dull vessel]

shut your foid ass up

[willow topaz]

My husband!!!

[halcyon lake]

Eid last year : 😊 🤑 💰
Eid this year : 😔 💸

[icy rapids]

ChatGPT

[full ravine]

Dude I'm so tempted to Photoshop myself in that photo instead of you

[willow topaz]

Also I think I’m hitting old age

Cause I downloaded sudoku yesterday

[dull vessel]

shorty you're old as hell

[full ravine]

Paypal me Eid money twin

[willow topaz]

Bruh

[coral igloo]

😭

[halcyon lake]

bet

[halcyon lake]

at eid

1st day

[full ravine]

It would be so funny

[coral igloo]

What is eid and how do i get money

[full ravine]

😛😛😛

[coral igloo]

Wait is that wrong to say

[full ravine]

Who dat

[willow topaz]

How do I get money in general

[icy rapids]

lol

[full ravine]

Eid is a Muslim holiday

[coral igloo]

OMDS nvm

i take it back

[icy rapids]

lol

[coral igloo]

Im sorry 😭😭

[full ravine]

😭

[halcyon lake]

Eid comes after Ramadan its a reward

for ppl who fasted every day

[coral igloo]

yeah I remember you told me

[full ravine]

You da real reward

[glossy cradle]

i aint been getting money on eid since i was 13 bruh

[coral igloo]

People give money to their family and stuff

[glossy cradle]

jew ass family

[icy rapids]

Fr

[quick pine]

I am so tired

[dull vessel]

💀😭😭

[coral igloo]

netanyahu needed it

[glossy cradle]

legit bruh

[full ravine]

Dude same last Eid money I got was like 4 years ago

[icy rapids]

Idrc tho cause the restaurant makes hella money on Eid 🤑

[quick pine]

Hey everyone

[glossy cradle]

vro i remmeber i asked my dad for money on it

[halcyon lake]

I used to get money now I have to give away to my lil cousins I have like 50+ lil cousins big family 😔

[glossy cradle]

and he asked me what am i gonna invest it on

[quick pine]

@full ravine yo

[coral igloo]

Hi vico

[full ravine]

Wsp

[coral igloo]

DAMN

😭😭

[quick pine]

Hi poyoyo

[glossy cradle]

i said like having fun and he said hes gonna do a case study first

[dense swallow]

Hai chat :3

[glossy cradle]

aint never seen that money

[icy rapids]

Dell can dm you

[glossy cradle]

sure

[full ravine]

It would be funny if he just didn't dm

And was just asking if he could

[glossy cradle]

wait thats tuff

[full ravine]

Lowkey

[icy rapids]

😭

[quick pine]

What do u think of my new wallpaper of my watch

[full ravine]

I wish

[full ravine]

Hell yeah that's tuff

[quick pine]

This could be peak

[quick pine]

Ayeee

💗

[icy rapids]

cmf watch

cool

[quick pine]

Its good

Like for health

[willow topaz]

Bro looks fed up

[quick pine]

Tracks almost everything

I need

[acoustic ore]

Why does this look like an asmongold thumbnail

[icy rapids]

Fr

Asmon is the biggest ragebaiter istg

[bold lagoon]

uhm excuse me nerds

how do i share screen in vc

[bronze marsh]

I can see

[bold lagoon]

?

[dull vessel]

LMFAOOOOO

[willow topaz]

You need to be level 20

[bold lagoon]

oh dam

[willow topaz]

Wait

What is this name

[willow topaz]

TOMA

[dull vessel]

hi shorty

😛

[willow topaz]

what did you do to my name

[dull vessel]

me?

[lyric zodiac]

Meg

[willow topaz]

yes you

[dull vessel]

I would nvr

[acoustic ore]

I was about to ask that

[willow topaz]

Uh huh

[dull vessel]

yuh uh

[willow topaz]

That’s not what logs say

Hm

[dull vessel]

logs?

[willow topaz]

Mhm

Logs

[bold lagoon]

no

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/log-crane-tricks-gif-17344198

[willow topaz]

Toma

[acoustic ore]

See if I look at logs here

[dull vessel]

do the trees speak to you?

[willow topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-cute-gif-18315508831080649878

[dull vessel]

are you the lorax

[willow topaz]

yes

[dull vessel]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[bold lagoon]

tatianna probably smells like a stinky shoebox

[lyric zodiac]

Meg

[dull vessel]

wtf

[bold lagoon]

no

aye

wtf

oh hell naw

i aint nobodys bf

[full ravine]

????

[timid pebble]

Griffin

[lyric zodiac]

So you can see these

Good to know

[timid pebble]

Don't worry joe

[lyric zodiac]

Discord hates me fr

[timid pebble]

You're the best joe

Don't worry about haters

[lyric zodiac]

So are you Mr midnight

[timid pebble]

✌️

[acoustic lava]

haha soon to be poopie

poopie whoopie

[bold lagoon]

who changed my name

[timid pebble]

It's you

[acoustic lava]

bro think he sneaky

fruity mf

[bold lagoon]

i donnt have perms you knob

[timid pebble]

Lying is bad

Remember

Or you became short

[acoustic lava]

marlboro you never fail me

[lyric zodiac]

Where do I post my classic cars?

[indigo hare]

Uhh

[fringe basalt]

shut up meg

[lyric zodiac]

Your name is brundon

[last ridge]

GG @lyric zodiac, you just advanced to level 1 !

[fringe basalt]

thank you bro

[acoustic lava]

okay mate cheers

[lyric zodiac]

What

[jolly adder]

Good morning

[lean granite]

I've got Brand new tit ties' stitches still showing

Hope u don't mind

[halcyon lake]

yoo bro what happens when ||poo poo 💩 doo doo 💩 dee dee dee 😊 poopy dappy doo doo doo pee pee poopy dappy doo 🤢||

[acoustic lava]

can you stop im trying to watch season 2 episode 4 breakingbad with my cat and mum

[cursive dragon]

Hello

[acoustic lava]

hey watch yourself 👍

[ionic sky]

Yo

[lyric zodiac]

Im going to sleep after seeing this

[acoustic lava]

wasted 12 good megabytes watching this nonsense

megabytes i will never get back

[halcyon lake]

thanks

[acoustic lava]

okay cheers mate you are welcome

[ionic sky]

What are bad megabytes? 🤔

[lyric zodiac]

I need to practice my scream for this concert soon

[still tundra]

Guys I got different speakers in my car and I’m testing it like every tik tok Guy

My car is now a big John machine

🙂‍↕️

[lyric zodiac]

YES

IM LISTENING TO IT RN

[acoustic lava]

muslim identified, masjid ad blocked 🚫

[still tundra]

Exactly

[acoustic lava]

the ones that smell like marlboro

[still tundra]

How much is your big John machine?

[lyric zodiac]

I have 80k dollars worth of speakers in my car

[last ridge]

GG @lyric zodiac, you just advanced to level 2 !

[still tundra]

80k big John machine

[fringe basalt]

mate

[lyric zodiac]

Two 40k dollar subs

[still tundra]

I think I got like 30k into mine

[lyric zodiac]

It gets crazy

[still tundra]

Oh no that’s very very bad spending

I got a 20k one

[lyric zodiac]

Cops hate me

[still tundra]

The thing is

[lyric zodiac]

I blow they ears out

[still tundra]

Just having subs isn’t the way too. Go

What wires do you use?

And what dac

[lyric zodiac]

I didnt wire it

[jaunty sierra]

67

[still tundra]

What system is it running off?

[lyric zodiac]

I had it done professionally

Sent it to a shop and got it back in 3 weeks

[still tundra]

Because I bought tweeters mids lows subwoofers eq’s like all of it

[fringe basalt]

says the guy in a wheelchair

[still tundra]

Then I doubt they put the money only into the subs

[lyric zodiac]

The guy in the wheelchair stands 6'2

[still tundra]

You’ll need too upgrade your whole system

[lyric zodiac]

Oh I am

[still tundra]

Or else it sounds like the civic guy

[still tundra]

I have already

[lyric zodiac]

Well I need it to be louder than my car

[still tundra]

I got 4 more speakers in my car than it did before and the ones in there are replaced by good ones too

Total of 14 speakers

[lyric zodiac]

I have a stage 4 cam in my car though

[still tundra]

2 subwoofers one in the back one in the front

[still tundra]

I mean this one has a v12

But

[fringe basalt]

i’m gonna fuc your wife with my big Brundon

Oh Bonnie

[lyric zodiac]

Want to race

[still tundra]

I got 4 cilinders

[still tundra]

Against my luxery car or my faster cars?

[lyric zodiac]

V12 against a 10.3 litre v8 twin turbo

[still tundra]

Can I bring my i6?

[lyric zodiac]

Ill leave you breathing smoke

[still tundra]

Uhhhh

Idk how too tell you this

No?

[lyric zodiac]

Seeing taillights

[still tundra]

1300 hp too the wheels

Doubt it bud

[fringe basalt]

dont do it he’s a cop in a wheelchair it’s a sting operation

[still tundra]

I don’t think he’ll catch up

[lyric zodiac]

2500 hp to my wheels sorry

1966 Oldsmobile 442

[still tundra]

And my cars lighter

So boohoo buddy

[lyric zodiac]

We can try

[still tundra]

My car has 1to 1 weight too power ratio Gangalang smangalang

[lyric zodiac]

Ill put 25k down

[still tundra]

Why only 25

[lyric zodiac]

Fine let's do a light 100k

[still tundra]

I can def bet 100 right now 😞

[fair mirage]

who tf is that

[lyric zodiac]

185k it is

[still tundra]

Anyways get too Japan first and then we’ll race okay?

🙂

[lyric zodiac]

Sounds good

Ill grab my buddies skyline while im there

[still tundra]

I’ll show you the track well be racing at

You’ll lose in a skyline gang

Those cars aren’t the best touge cars

[fringe basalt]

@serene pike @cursive wolf @steady lichen

[lyric zodiac]

Ill use my corvette

[still tundra]

And this is coming from someone who races touge roads with a r34 multiple times before

[still tundra]

Gl crashing

[lyric zodiac]

This is coming from a guy who races weekly

[fringe basalt]

you ever see a girl with a penis before

[still tundra]

You’ll lose me or crash trying idk what too tell you

[still tundra]

I race daily

But okay buddy

[lyric zodiac]

My 442 reaches over 200

[still tundra]

That’s not a lot-

My treuno can hit that no problem

And that cars from the 80’s

I mean technically 80’s

[lyric zodiac]

Mines from the 60s

[still tundra]

Mhm

I don’t think you understand how heavy you’ll lose

I drive that road

Daily

All day

In multiple different cars

It’s my litteral job

One of my 3

[lyric zodiac]

Its not mine

I do it for fun

I can throw money around all day

[still tundra]

I do it as fun too but it turned into my job

In my eyes I haven’t worked a day in my life 🙂

[fringe basalt]

@dusky pier

[still tundra]

And I can also throw money around no problem doesn’t mean I will need too

[lyric zodiac]

I do mma for my job

[still tundra]

You throwing money around to race means you or aren’t a great driver or you aren’t in the scene that much

[lyric zodiac]

Its because im confident

[still tundra]

Mhm I am too

But I won’t steal money from foreigners like that

[lyric zodiac]

Foreigners?

[still tundra]

I know every single corner every chip in the road

[lyric zodiac]

Not American?

[still tundra]

No

Japanese man 🤨

[lyric zodiac]

I respect you

[still tundra]

I said before come too Japan

[lyric zodiac]

When I arrive, I'll make sure to bow in respect

[last ridge]

GG @lyric zodiac, you just advanced to level 3 !

[still tundra]

I litterly drive for other company’s like escorts for touge racing

[still tundra]

Cool

[lyric zodiac]

Not trying to be funny either

[still tundra]

Anyways I’m thinking off racing with the century

But like

That cars a boat

So I doubt ittl be very fun

[indigo hare]

Ahh

[still tundra]

Like she’s got power

But that car is made too be luxurious

Not to be like fast NYOOM down the touge

I don’t think I’ve done more than cut up a highway before in that car

[lyric zodiac]

Im not bringing my mustang

It has zero traction

[still tundra]

I have a car like that too

[lyric zodiac]

I need tires for it soon

[still tundra]

Just control that mofo

[lyric zodiac]

They bald now

[still tundra]

I would have had new tires

I’ve never seen pure bald tires before

[lyric zodiac]

Its not a priority for me

[still tundra]

Then you don’t race like me

Tires and suspension are like 2/4th too bieng fast

[lyric zodiac]

I drift the mustang, I burn through tires fast

[still tundra]

Hmm I mean I drift the 86’s

But I don’t go through tires that hard

And I don’t think you drift like I do

[lyric zodiac]

Buddy I really dont care

I do this for pure fun

[still tundra]

No it’s the powergy’s

[last ridge]

GG @still tundra, you just advanced to level 6 !

[still tundra]

Pirelli powergy’s

But my favourite tires wich I only have a set amount of cars are p zeros from pirelli

Those mfs are performance tires too the max haha

Like p zeros are probably what I will pull up if it’s a real race

Those mfs on my ae86 set a touge record a couple times

But those tires are insanely expensive and not rly road legal like that

[zenith iris]

i love sharks

[still tundra]

Me too buddy

[zenith iris]

@half gyro te amo

[zenith iris]

hell yeah

[half gyro]

mi novia te amo

[dull vessel]

yo odio escuela

[zenith iris]

yo más

[half jacinth]

yes please

[acoustic ore]

Hi ily

[full ravine]

My lips are dry asf bro

[bold lagoon]

get some lip balm

[full ravine]

😛

[summer reef]

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth

[full ravine]

I'm feeling romantical

[summer pebble]

@half jacinth help ur brother out

[full ravine]

Pj I'm gonna cook today or tomorrow

[summer pebble]

What will you make

[full ravine]

And it's going to be wonderful

[scenic frost]

yooo

[half jacinth]

I was just about to ask him if i wanted a kiss

[full ravine]

Imma get like .5kg meat with some fat, bell peppers, onions, garlic, tomatoes, and just fuckin free style it

Might make a side of some rice too

[full ravine]

You don't even need to ask just come here

[summer pebble]

Make maqluba

[lyric zodiac]

Im buying a maid outfit

Also can I not swear in here

[full ravine]

Drooling at the thought

[half jacinth]

[half jacinth]

tf is that dawg

[half jacinth]

this looks hard to make bro

[full ravine]

Shid did you see a certain somebody's close friends story today

[half jacinth]

it looks good though

[summer pebble]

It does

[full ravine]

Drooling bro

[summer pebble]

I’ll probably make it some time

[half jacinth]

I saw bro

[half jacinth]

pj ur the goat

[full ravine]

I saw it on public transport bro I have never switched apps faster in my life

[half gyro]

te amooooo

[half jacinth]

ur fault for opening ig on public transport

[full ravine]

Of course I went back once the old guy sitting next to me got off

[half gyro]

a ver cuando hacemos llamada

[full ravine]

Took my sweet time analyzing each pixel

[full ravine]

The second I saw that green circle I knew exactly what it was but still clicked it 😭😭😭

[summer reef]

would you still love me if i didnt wipe

[full ravine]

I would even more

[full ravine]

[half jacinth]

I wanna make an alt acc and post pics too but too risky

if any irl finds that shit'

im done

[full ravine]

💀💀💀

[full ravine]

The risk is Part of the fun

[half jacinth]

dawg i live in jamaica

[full ravine]

Also my dms are literally right there you don't need a entire new account for that

[shadow geyser]

he looks like rishi sunak when he was in ibiza

[half jacinth]

i aint risking shit'

[half jacinth]

smooth

[full ravine]

Bombaclatt

[shadow geyser]

bombaclattt

[half jacinth]

Bombaclatt

[full ravine]

Waiting patiently

[half jacinth]

good things come to those who wait

[full ravine]

This one I won't open on public transport tho imma wait till I'm home 😭

[full ravine]

Patience is a virtue indeed

[full ravine]

Sammy I think you would look good in one of those Irish skirts

Or kilts

[shadow geyser]

josh has one

[half jacinth]

just out him in a skirt

put*

[full ravine]

True

Sammy you got femboy potential

[paper ember]

my lips are dry af bro

[full ravine]

That's my line

[summer reef]

liberal weiner

[paper ember]

sor

[fringe basalt]

mate did u see the old stinkin minge

[full ravine]

This implies the existence of a conservative weiner

[half jacinth]

when i shave and i lowkey realize i got hella hang time on my dih

[spark bramble]

coquettemaxxing

omg wtf

did my phon send that twice

[full ravine]

LMFAOOOO

[zenith iris]

[half jacinth]

no

[full ravine]

Say Bismillah

[spark bramble]

so english

[full ravine]

Yummers

[half jacinth]

is the tea supposed to be fruit punch read

red*

[spark bramble]

it's pomegranate tea

[fringe basalt]

tell them to stick on gb news none of that woke liberal sissy shitt

[full ravine]

What the hell is pomegranate tea

[spark bramble]

it's sky so close enough

[half jacinth]

oh

[spark bramble]

fruit tea u stupid fuck'

[full ravine]

Fruit tea is something but pomegranate?????????

[spark bramble]

pomegranate FLAVOURED

[full ravine]

I MEAN WHO DRINKS THAT

POMEGRANATE SUCKS

[spark bramble]

It's so good tho

[full ravine]

Dude the only tea I believe in is black tea

[shadow geyser]

wheres this

[spark bramble]

in my city centre

[fringe basalt]

ok me andrew tate and the black and ginger guys are sorry for creating the manosphere won’t happen again 🖕🖕🖕

[spark bramble]

it's a hotel

[spark bramble]

me and sav watched this last night

[fringe basalt]

aw man i could not stop laughing

[shadow geyser]

gypsy crusader won

[full ravine]

Goated

[shadow geyser]

bombushka would be proud

[full ravine]

Dude he probably is super proud in his hella expensive house in Dubai rn

I remember he had like 3 50" TVs

[half jacinth]

@vague kite ON THAT BLOONS TD6 GRIND

[shadow geyser]

he put all his shi on that fight

[fringe basalt]

didn’t even see it i thought his nazi stuff was a joke fella has a full blown SS tattoo 😂

[full ravine]

One cammo balloon and it's over

[half jacinth]

u play?

[shadow geyser]

he was arrested for it a while back

[full ravine]

Racism won

[full ravine]

Hell yeah

Not recently tho I've been playing other games

[half jacinth]

add me twin

[full ravine]

Say less remind me once I'm home idk how to do it on mobile

[fringe basalt]

another win for wokeists

the wokies

wookie

[shadow geyser]

thats what the wizard towers for

[half jacinth]

got it

[full ravine]

Lpve

[surreal obsidian]

From Angry Birds Star Wars

[fringe basalt]

what about the droid attack on the wokies?

[compact swan]

Hi fellas

[summer pebble]

I can see camp

[full ravine]

Me personally I use the canons because they got AOE that damages camo balloons when they hit no camo balloons

[half jacinth]

imma be honest i let a few camo bloons pass cuz unless im playing chimps i always speedrun double discount village and bloontrap with a farm to maximize profit

[summer pebble]

Camo

[surreal obsidian]

Israel funded

[full ravine]

Capitalism driven Bloons gameplay

[fringe basalt]

thank christ

we’re saved

[half jacinth]

my favorite hero is benjamin and sauda

sauda cuz shes hot

[summer pebble]

It feels surreal to have a day where I don’t have work or school

[shadow geyser]

depends which map

[half jacinth]

ISAB lowkey has a point

[fringe basalt]

man i have tears in my eyes that is hilarious

[full ravine]

Commander something is my favorite, the one with the rocket launcher

[half jacinth]

W pj

[fringe basalt]

fuckin hell😂😂

[summer pebble]

W pj everyday

[full ravine]

Submarine, sniper, plane, and canon are the best towers

[fringe basalt]

its free tampon day down at the liberal factory

[full ravine]

Do they make male tampons

[half jacinth]

FUH STRICKER JONES

[fringe basalt]

if you just bite down real hard you can use the woman ones

[shadow geyser]

Saint paddy's day on Tuesday get your green tampons ready

[half jacinth]

STRIKER*

[full ravine]

Dude he's goated with a bunch of artillery