#general
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I'd never be a idf soldier
weed mentioned i gotta smoke sum dabs
Why
accept my request 😛
Th going on here
One more
Because he saw the salad dressing
wooooo
Ahahaha
I love this bunny
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE THE SALAD WAS NAKED!!’
u are the bunny
this is the worst joke i have ever heard
THATS ABSURD!!!!
Aahahahahhahaha salad was a whore’
What is the beetle
Dale can you be bombed
Poor bunny
donut
I have to kill myself
i'm so scared
Bro fuck this stupid fucking shit
You are triggering me
Slutty ass salad got me salivating
don’t
Caesar got me quivering
When I get famous I'm doing every hard drug in the book
i'd never, we're the bestest of friends
Ong
Let’s do salvia
Yayyy
True
What bro been through?
Guys let’s all go eat at a Brazilian steakhouse
Love salad

Time is moving impossibly slow
Bro these fucking nobodies were on after I was. And they laid their stupid fucking distro in front of the stairs, and I tripped on it causing their power to disconnect, and they got all pissy at me
We live in a twilight world
This is why I don't carry a gun on mdc
Bro I’m so tired
Tuck him in!!!
fr bruh.
Kill them
Hammers
FOGO DE CHAO
I’m actually really happy rn
why
Exactly
i want steak
Aren't you jewish?
no
ahhhhh
Not halaal
jewish...
did i hear that
Ik you went to the island
HUH
How about this
We need animated ones but im on moble
I was so close
I'll be out of this fuckass state in like 10 hours though
Normalize killing people
Genuinely thought you were @hybrid steeple's alt once upon a time.
7 billion of them
The big yahu playbook
I get a much bigger check since it was an out of state gig, but holy fuck these dumbasses need to stay in line
My account is older man
What's your job exactly?
dj
Oooo
Also hello shawty
labububeatz
Happy 8 years on discord 
hi you
I get a much bigger check since it was an out of state gig, but holy fuсk these dumbasses need to stay in line
im taking away your citizenship
no
no way
u cannot
no
Prostitute
hooker
People be saying anything down in general huh?
Shawty stays
ur never normally here
what that means maam
yayyy
whats normal again?
im gonna kill myself
max is out qualifying q1
my big self wants a snack
his car snapped
I have seasoned pretzels and bottled water
😭
How about this one, and title it something really diabolical
can i have some please
We should have a Memeology court where we read out verdicts on arguable offenses.
And the we permanently ban the wrongfully accused.
Yeah no problem
amen
yippieee
lol no
Wtf even happened? i join in Q2
This sounds dumb, why don't we just kill 7 billion people
his brakes snapped
I asked for that shit like
Podcast?
6 years ago too
Link?
They dont like that idea
buncha lames
I don't think mud is joking 
🤜 🫃
Welp, George's winning wdc anyways
Pretty obvious from the sandbagging
yeah this is a fucking rocketship
We are most definitely cooked (AMR26)
bro like
aston martin really competing for last place in qc
hey at least leclerc's is smiling man, its not all sadness
like max's breaks snapped and he still beat their time
😭 😭😭
Greetings
Jesus Christ someone HAS TO SUE HONDA!!!
I heard Ferrari's car is the best this year
This is financial and reputational defamation
Competitive, but Mercs got acceleration
almost unfair out of slow corners
I wouldn't be surprised if Ferrari management would still find a way to screw up yet another campaign
Last season was trauma
I mean last year's car was absolute chicken piss
this one got charles and lewis blushing in press conferences
its good but i heard merc is better
however
ferrari drivers are much more experienced
By far.... Yes Mercedes have the best car
GG @halcyon owl, you just advanced to level 1 !
Crazy
THERE IS A COOLER ON THE TRACK!!!
What's with all expensive cars dealers and them telling you not to drive the car
Mercedes tactics
I am rooting for my Team McLaren and Williams as usual
Pretty sure that's how it works bud 
What are y'all favorite teams?
ew, Lando sympathiser
Nah I am a piastri fan
LMFAO
Im talking after you buy it bud.
theyre really using mario cart tactics
throwing bananas on lando
i remain the most loyal mercedes fans its my 10th year supporting them this year
I invented god
Is my pfp goated?
🤯
Y'all gay
No
I invented you
Dead
🦘 Kangaroo
Alive
Bruh
Hi
Twin…
Im sorry laoo
You may be going to jail
Tekashi 69 be like
You deserve what you don’t have Skoob
Bro I didn’t even notice there was a tornado warning for me
Sorry that was my stand
It makes vortex’s
Man who care about racing
humans with functional frontal lobes
Toddlers with fetal alcohol syndrome*
or those who like fast cars
I got my frontal lobe bitten off
If anyone had fetal alcohol syndrome in this server it’s def donut
arguable
@chilly hare is this true
Do you have it
Yo
i have fetal drip syndrome
Crazy cope
sigma syndrome
2mg
Did you guys get crazy rain today too?
Yup
hii
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
HAMILTON P7
WE ARE FASTER ON MEDIUMS
THAN SOFTS
HOW???
Kirk
mercedes killin it
I would like some rain
FUCKKKKKKK
Heck yeah daddy
Bro lives on mars
We can tell twin
arrrrrr
hello
Silence
silence from you!
are you a merc fan
i guarantee you
this season
is going to be beautiful
isack in fucking p3 was a work of art
its unlucky verstappen got the flawed car this time
otherwise im sure he would've had pole
yeah that's sad
Not much
frr
whats your fav
Finding out how much the hat is now worth
But daddy is still DADDY
Desert of despair
I’m gonna be in the next race
whos ur fav
fair fair
Fav?
Mercedes and ferrari also max sometimes
My company is bajaj auto
Also I am at the airport
favorite team
yo we're lwk the same
im mercedes but max is my fav driver
RED BULL HAS MY WHOLE SOUL ATP
dont fall
redbull or max?
MAXXXXXXXX
I don't like that you said that as I got on an escalator lol
WE LOVE MAX
i know.
lol same
but like
a max vs leclerc season 🤤
with how mercedes is performing its probably gonna be max and leclerc vs mercedes season but
we can only dream
Yea
hope ferrari win this time
this domination from merc is insane lowk
if max doesnt win and mercedes cant pull it off
then yeah a ferrari win would do it for me
yeah i fucking miss this
i mean i liked max domination but mercedes was for the good old times
mercedes definetly gonna lead
If max didn't crash today we'd have a max vs Leclerc
i mean
yeahh
du du du du
MAX VERSTAPPEN
GG @jade tartan, you just advanced to level 1 !
Yeeee
I freaking love you guys ngl
he pulled it off with a shitmobile last year to p3 now he has an actual car
Wait he crashed so what place will he be for tomorrow?
happy to see more f1 fans comin around
hes 19th or 17th i believe
Wait there's an F1 girlies server??
lando w can be world champion
If max won't win then it should be merc or ferrari fr
always has been
I had no idea
Fk yess
Omg I gotta join
Yes yes syes
we had kimi and ava for years now
and you ofc
okay i think
almost 9am is a good time to sleep
i just really wanted to watch quali
Did you not sleep at all?
naur
Why
well
lwk was doing fuckall then the race qualifications started at 7am
so i was like
might as well wait 2 hours
risking my entire life and sleep schedule
and will happen again tmrrw since the race starts at 6
Max is in hospital
Got yourself a family heirloom
Lmao
Dude Jess I got a really bad cold do I go to uni or stay home and play Minecraft
Rest
Woke up feeling like SpongeBob in that one episode where he wants water
Dude where's toma
Could you break your fast if you're fasting?
Cause you're not well
I could since I'm sick but I'd rather not
I did NOT see this mb. Im good
@dull vessel
It's not serious enough to warrent breaking my fast, it's just a sore throat
Hai
Keep an eye on yourself then
@hybrid steeple my internet bugged out 🥺 just gonna go to bef so sorry
yea but hes okay
Mf hasn't been on all day yesterday
What happened to max
Wtf
I wonder which hospital ngl
I'm not going because I'm in the airport lol
he might have had nerve damage but so far seems fine
Did the F1 fans when their racers crash meme become a reality
damn it check on my boy
Shit
bro lwk
this has to be the doing of the rothchilds
like
Damn hope he's ok
No I'm boarding in 10 mins
no way his car dies in the first lap
The cars are fucked this year battery wise
yeah but like
But apparently the brake locked
cmon bruh
Rothschild?
Dell your medical expertise Is needed in treating max
every time i said hes gonna fuck up he pulls it off
I'll rebuy kayo to stream it for us
im injecting him wiht my dna
Wild
No
Do you think he could turn into you like Ben 10 or something
i dont htink max would want to turn to me
bet
Anyway I gotta board brb
yes i wanna go from a multimillionaire to an egyptian schizophrenic geneticist that tend to lose his mind after 10pm
good luck maam
It would be a fun hobby
Legal streaming websites support Israel

Mashallah
your taxes support Israel
Why you think I don pay them
Not my flight
I just poked myself in the eye
On da plane
I just puked upwards and it went in my eye
You right?
Hi Jess
Domina
call a girl beautiful and she’ll never remember but call her fat once and she’ll remember it
because elephants have very good memory
Discord
Discord
Saph :/
@quick pine are you awake daddy?
Finally done
@quick pine we want to have a little fun
burger king crown?
No thank you
you should say it
you know you want to
I'm not a racist unlike you lot
I am a wog so I could shout about spaghetti or something
But I won't because I'm considerate
Take care vro
Good luckkkk safe travels
Alright talk after
Tyyy
Tyyy
Dev
Hyd
Took him 3 months to come crawling back to me
nah bro I can't
My mom is scared of the storms
I gotta chill with her
I have ~ 15 till im in my car for lunch anyway
how is work going so far
Miserable
Ill twlk about it on lunch
6
You're set then
hey thats rude to assume things
woah now you are assuming things
im actually so gay
i mean offended
I've had you say weird things before bro
me and my uncle are zesty lowkey
not you too
heard*
omds
on my dih son
interesting
due to my calculations you are probably also a homosexual
not your freak shi 😭
are you assuming my sexuality
wowwew
Ok
I see how it is
no im stating a fact??????
well he has calculations its not assuming
🤓☝️
cant you read
Can't*
i sure cant
you still havent defined freak
@gilded crag you should listen to rabbit by the neighbourhood it's so good
It means being sexual bro yk this
stop talking bro 😭😭
when was he acting sexual
i havent said anything sexual
I asked you how tall you were and you said 3 inches laying down or smth 😭💀
that's weird
@glossy cradle Place your bets and pin this, he's going to wipe the circuit with these guys this season.
3 feet*
omss
Ew mooshrum stew
omds
well he was just answering your question
you literally asked me that question
its not his fault
i asked you YOUR HEIGHT
Uhm

I'm literally 16 bro i wasn't trying to say anything freaky 💀😭
what is the colour of your skin?
white but i still like to say it
you didnt??
.
wtf no?
you passed the vibe check
congratulations
ur making no sense
why tf would I say something freaky to a random person on discord
i gave an accurate answer?? you didnt specify the details
he didnt say anything false i dont know why your upset
maybe you like em a lot
calm down
like a lot

bro get off him like we get it 😭😭
Holy glaze
We get that you two are boyfriends
Send me the link twin
Im walking out to my car yo eat so i havr half n hoir
Half n hour
and we're the liars 😠
GG @austere trellis, you just advanced to level 10 !
Whatcha gonna eat
Im homosexual
Good for you
are you homophobic????? i can smell you
you and your boyfriend need to get on somewhere
I am not no, I said good for you isn't that a good thing? 😭
I love glazed donuts
They're so weird doga don't even
don't even try 😭
and you were saying you arent trying to say anything sexual

pfft
2 ham n cheese sandwhiches and a coffee
HOW IS THAT SEXUAL
Nicee
i think you made an assumption and didnt give us a chance
again, i can SMELL you mmmmmmmmmmm
Nah
you brought up sex idk
well we didnt bring it up
uhh it was kinda blatant
..m
I'm bored
:D
go on
don't interact with me 😭
I feel so loved
you initiated
you are loved
you interacted with us first
Mooshroom is the biggest glazer I've ever met
Don't cry 😔
i love getting glazed what can i say
Happy tears happy tears
i love glazing skellyboner
🥹🥹
boney*

my fault
The sky is blue
win win
its black
Wild
Type of stuff dev pulls during chess matches
ur so weird
please stop posting until you find something funnier
Do not flame dev
Nah but i had a game where i had 3 brilliants in 4 moves and just steamrolled through him
we're having a conversation here
Your conversation lowkey ass
WW DEVV
i like ass
im gonna have to hit you with a mute
general
You guys have lost the plot
?mute @gilded crag forever
That user is a mod/admin, I can't do that.
erm actually

🔥
I only spoke to your man
Be nice to Dev smh
Not you
you said we wanted to be sexual with each other or sum
i did not say this

I'm a minor yk this
only if they deserve it
Stop saying ts 😭💀
not that im denying but
Dev deserves kindness
the only plot i have is for daddy @quick pine to come back home
Dev is amazing he deserves kindness and respect
Wild
Facts
keep it in #memes please
woahhh thats a bold word to throw around we never said we hated anyone
this is your second warning
Don't gotta hate somebody to hate on somebody
awh did my choice of words offend your little heart
my bad
I'm so sorry
actually its kinda big
oh shoot skellyboney yoou got humbled
im crying rn i think
💀

i dont hate on anyone
Chromebooks are so slowwww
I didn't say you did
Real
then get a lenovo
Why does it take me 15 minutes to print something
theyre pretty good my mom said
Like c'mon
Imma crash out 
Do you think I'm rich
They're not worth it
@sterile arrow is this carrier pigeon approved
Noted
wait are you straight
I have an hp desktop
Yes I am why
well im gay
first lie of the day ladies and gentlemen
yeah
ding ding ding
We KNOW
I'm a straight woman the heck you mean lie 😭
Heh he chonky
the calculations speak for themselves
@quick pine my nobara cosplay came in and I'm js tweaking it now
@quick pine i could cosplay for you daddy just come home
@quick pine did you hear they got a nobara cosplay
acting like you developed linus or something
come kiss me on my hot mouth @quick pine
Wow you 2 are annoying
ikr
Not you saph
🥹🥹
it means i calculated

Proof
whatd we do????
@coral igloo should I do another mlp pfp
thats mean lowkey
can you guys stop glazing eachother
This one is kinda dark and dreary
its getting old
you are the proof
yes omds
is twi your favorite
This
You did this
and whats wrong with that
supreme chad is his father
That's a lie because I'm very straight so that is invalid proof
im his mother
you dont know the relationship between me and supreme chad do you
Yes
we're one big happy family
do twilight from eq
Ooooo
yeah but people tend to hide their true feelings, which is what you are doing
Her dresses were so pretty
She literally has a boyfriend
im very good at telling when people are lying tho
its like gaydar but with liears
see you dont know anything, supreme chad is a man
I'm talking about doga 💀
i am not arguing 😭
I'm messing around lmao
OOOOH
its a cover up
I'm not actually :D
ask yourself that
were having a civil conversation about our true feelings
Doga do you have Pinterest
I'm good thanks
YES
I love pinterest
Always
What’s that? What’s a father?
there we go again
i LOVE Pinterest sm
are you homophobic? we're discussion our true feelings here
I find all my outfit inspo on there
thats pretty offensive
I've literally kissed women
I've literally had a girlfriend
@quick pine is my father
i thought you were a woman
Yeah I am
a woman cant kiss a woman?
see now we're getting somewhere
no one is truely straight
Why is printerest removing my saved photos if there’s a save feature in the app
gay
yes they are 😭
look as long as shes happy shouldnt matter if she likes girls and boys
@patent lantern alls left is you to come out
🥹🥹
Mario
Ily mario
Never change
cloud storage, they're moving shi for AI learning renovations
or bowsers
because it's stupid
yeah but studies show that people become happier when they become fully gay
Pinterest is so buggy it's crazy
they got ai in my gym bruh, they said F the gym instructor
I forgot to redownload pinterest on my new pjone
gay = happy you might be onto something
redownload it

Im sorry if you sent me anytjing and i didny see
this is a sign to give me image perms dev
I'm a straight Christian girl
i dont judge as long as the persons happy its fine if they are straight gay or bi doesnt bother me
GG @brisk dock, you just advanced to level 6 !
Yes ma’am
seeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think u have but u forgot
I forgot my pinterest password
I*
I'm fricked
Do you have your email
you will flush or i will put you in the corner lol
You can recover it
a girl dude? so youre trans?
everyone is gay, might as well admit it at this point

Huh
Yeahhhhhh but can't use my phone rn
wtf
No I was calling you dude
im a woman???
Not factual
so you dont like dudes? im confused
@austere trellis can we like stop harassing doga about this
ill admit there are ppl out there who u cannot tell if they are man or woman
#bot-commands
Sigh
That was before ai blew up
Pinterest is redownloading
Randoms when it comes to harassing people
Ill log in later
ok
i dont harass
already been clarified I have a boyfriend
randoms....
u didn't do anything Mario ily
thats hurtfull
still waiting on proof
Cause i have like 5 ish minutes before i have to leave again
i dropped a dook like this an hour ago
Mmm men
mario loves you too
gay
🥹🥹
Hiyo
This is true, although i dont have the perms for that im sorry

If you aren’t a random or harasser then why would it be hurtful to you
Check my bio
Unless you are
No, dont say its true
would you judge a dog if it was gay
who tf got em then? Cuz dell is ducking 😭
Sonic man
you called me a random thooo
Mine is a trans
how do you know
Im pretty sure its only dell and hammy
can dogs even be trans
so many gay people in #general bro, go back to #epic-general
my dog is
Asking the real question
Transformoer
I locked myself out of pinterest with too many attempts lol, ah well I'll log in tomorrow I don't have my phone on me rn
ffs
I didn’t I said randoms if you aren’t then it wouldn’t involve you
💔
I mean im a furry and trans that identifies as a dog
like can a guy dog get surgery to be a girl dog?
Pinterest is so dumb
okii no offense taken lololl
excuse the hell outta me?
Gang neutered
i can confirm, i approved the surgery
what?? you got a problem with that?
What
Get that man neutered, then banned
I love pinterest but I forgot my password somehow, even though I literally only have 4, oh. Wait. I'm so dumb I forgot about one of them and I didn't try it
I WANT HIM GONE
We know he can't do anything without you sitting by his side
furries are people too
banned for what
actually hes my dog
but also my son
Dev buy me cigarettes

how long is the thing gonna last
forget i asked that question
Thats just not happening
im his pet
30 minutes 😭
Its a joke 😭
I would never buy you anything thet effects your health so negatively
bruh 😭😭
we have a very close relationship
Pinterest lock in
dont worry about it
Fml honestly
its complicated okay
Hai fenty

Fr
you're his son and his pet. You got it bro
hahaha dead rapper
Didnt a late release of a new juice unreleased collab drop recently
can they let him rest already 💀😭
I never legitimately ask people to buy me stuff, its not in my nature
My lunch break is basically over adios
Cya Dev!
bye deb
Dev

Works on saturday grave yard time
Crazy
❤️
Yeah he's got a life
I just realized I was sitting in a really awkward position now my hip hurts
I might develop colon cancer
Today isnt even my friday, i come back into work later today to working into Sunday morning
Hot Cheetos
DOGAAAA
never?
Working saturdays? You call that life? 
EYYYY HOW YOU DOIN
Buy me nitro
Man, what department?
Im doing GREATTT
Unc

I always ask people if I can buy them things lol
I only drank about 2/3 my coffee ill save the rest for the drige home
YAYY THAT'S GOOD
I can't drink coffee i bloat
🫃
wait are you a furry too????
drinking while driving 💔
I'm 17 
Im poor
What about YOUUUU
NO
Never
You’re still richer
Im level 3 in my warehouse so basically im the managers assistant but i run the department while he oversees
A miner?

furries pls go to #epic-general
You literally have nitro rn
Gifted
my dog is
🥀
second lie of the day balrightttt
Ends tomorrow
NOT GREAT BUT I'M ALIVE
Miner and a crafter
From wha
Being alive is peak


