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Yeah
I'm a good guy
dude shorty being older than clorox is the biggest reality check i ever gotten
like holy aunty
dat aint me
Hello
This is literally you and Ryan’s pfp 💀
I’m older than most of the mods here
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
Not all but
what on zeus’ left buttcheek is happening here
I’m so kind
That's not nice
no
I’m so pretty
That’s me on the right
yeah
With my feet out
who
you're a bad person
leakeed footage of the mod team welcoming shorty

I'm crying rn
should i do it?
evil
so you admit to being evil
shorty
Yes
why so evil 😭
you are like a snares and blackhole build
shorty game just dropped
you made me this way
evil...
all I hear is lies
always evil
when the night has come
it's still day time josh
its 5pm
Yamenlol?!
Added Blacklisted to andimacht0050.
are u calling the windows in my goon cave liars?
yes
the sun’ll come out tomorrow
in 2 days
A
do it
hermes link ice blue mink , tat on my ribs like i do not know what permanent is, they want me gone , wait for the kicker, bury me now and i only get bigger that’s word to my drea
don't even joke lad
i aint doing it unless i want to get rid of all of my beard
go to lunch in a jewish community , i wouldn’t tell on the bros with immunity
Yeah
herrow 
Da mofongo
ihateboosters
rolling tumbleweed
insha'Allah Joe will be smited
I want you
Inshallah toma will be demoted
WHOA RE YOU
No
DU DU DU DU
heyyyy
naurrrr
Aw man
𓄂ᬼ𓆃༒𓄂ᬼ𓆃༒𓄂ᬼ༒𓄂ᬼ𓆃𓄂ᬼ𓆃
This is crazy Egyptian spell
Haha get it
why is no one talking
Lawd
You got everyone with pharaohs curse then wonder why they ain't talking
I can curse someone watch
My god it's you
@wide pumice Turn into an fruit
I cannot go anywhere bruh is there anywhere I can go where I am not immediately recognized
Sleeping with the fishes
I remember you from r/memes, that's about it
Oh lord 😭
Done
I ended up leaving that server cause the politics channel was cooked and everything else was just bad
oh wow
I made sure that channel was cooked
is that fire
this society is so easy to crack if ur a baller
Chat decide my second beer for me between: peroni, heineken, Budweiser or a second desperados
nah
I contributed to the barbecue of that channel
Elite ball knowledge
PABST
I did too
mreow
mix everything
PABST
Taking advantage of the beer garden at spoons
new alcohol
bud
Bet alr
Hey how do u get art role
thats some real deal
Bud and desperados
Ah well im banned now
I’m art
peroni or heineken
i have half a liter of vodka waiting for me today ❤️
How to art
It’s good shit’
He me
are they bottles
Ah yes art you
I wasn’t gonna drink but the sun is out
Yeah
I simply left. I draw the line at grooming kids...
Give ya my table number n spoons lmao
get a smirnoff ice
what kind of event
Fuh no
never leave me and alcohol alone in a room
Might as well get a cider at that point
i saw something truely depressing today a homeless dude had bought a vodka and droped it right when he got out the store.. i was so heartbroken man it was sad to see
jason loves cider
All mod apps waves in one big wave just to overwhelm ya except it’s a crown vote
I dont think I can debate there
You’ll never see me drinking cider unless I’m leaving the bar with a group n they’re leaving unfinished drinks icl
you drink other ppls unfinished drinks?
At least he paid for it tbh, I stop like 5 minimum fake homeless people tryna steal alcohol
Depending on the drink and how drunk I am yeah
Uhh i Don know like uhm yeah maybe not
getting spiked speedrun any %
Only my groups
I ain’t going around spoons looking at half full glasses
well I hope your leftover ipa from Gary is nice
FUHHH NAH
I hope not 
Couple different people would pop in a few times a week and go on and on about some bs
Do it
Do it
Do it
I don’t touch ipas
man i never hope i reach such a state in life that i start drinking cologne
i would rather die
What a wonderful time, oh ever since you left I joined the military
You joined before that I think. I just went heavily inactive
I remember jai getting a crate of ipas and bedsheets for her birthday
my pops said if im ever so broke i start drinking cologne he would get vodka for me 💔 true father right there
Jai affiliate lore icl
my exam went well
Ayyyy
either that or i’m like delusional
hii i missed u jason, how are u??
flame….
oh wait i need the diamond one
and it was christmas aswell
shawty
I’m okay! Hby
Lmaooo
@fringe basalt tonight's the night wolves will win a trophy
The beers have arrived
Having any reasonable thought be called alt right or extremist based on personal views was really polarizing and demoralizing so I stopped interacting as much
might go play bingo at my dad's local
enjoy em twin
just funny watching old ppl get proper serious over bingo
carol nearly knocked eric out last time
I love the spoons characters
Some guy just turned up dressed like hellboy
If you win jus know I’m your thiccest supporter
dw jason I've seen that ass
"Bingo was never the same after the incident in '02"
Yeah my ex wouldn’t let me live that fuckin’ message down
:3
josh why are ya prime autism
ban everyone and leave
Cuz
she couldnt handle allat

Did you show her the one where I called you my slut
just be josh vro
I fien off that shi

Nah I figured sammys from like a yr ago was bad enough
The rage bait was 10/10 bro
I will when I feel like it again
Gotcha
Always had to be on fleak with my baiting
@icy rapids
That one person with that cat pfp was clinically insane I swear
GG @wide pumice, you just advanced to level 8 !
Lmao
SHUT UP
And Carol I think to
That person was not okay
yes foid?
herro
Fnord was pretty cool ngl
i’m glad!! same but i’m a lil tired
adam 
hopefully i can 🤞🤞
no you will
I was only meant to stop by to enjoy the sun for a min before going swimming at the gym
Love him js texted him today
Now I’m sat in the spoons beer garden w jeans over me swim shorts
oh gosh the pressure
meme
ology
I never DMd him, I rarely ever dm people
GG @untold heart, you just advanced to level 9 !
hi
Ay level 9
h
I am mostly active in dms now
i
UGHhsjsj i look like a discord mod rn
I have very few internet friends lol
Whole lot of yapping in this meme channel
I'm proud of my country for making an old rap song hit the top 10 charts again
IS THAT RAINBOW STRIPS
Yes
Skiddadle skdoodle your dih is a noodle
that would make it bigger than it is now
thank you
bruh
Ahh yess , i remember u…
oh god what did I do
why do you remember me
don't remember me
We were talkin about somethin …
@quick pine why is your display name the same as the model of my dad's phone
something?
Your mom
oh god what was it
this would be such a great foreshadow if u get accepted
I should be mod cause I'm autistic and gay 
Idk.. u started tho
Woke mod
YOU REMEMBERED ME YOU MUST REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT WAS SPECIAL ENOUGH TO BE ENGRAVED IN YOUR BRAIN
Shi… it was a song i think
a song? we are charlie Kirk?
yeah you would fit right in
Nahh… nuthin political.. just straight up some popular song
are you obese
hmm idk
No, I'm 110 lbs and short asf. My hair isn't blue either
then no mod for you
that fits but you need to be fat
K I'll gain 300 pounds and dye my hair
YOOO I REMEMBER NOWW
It was about big shaq and supahawtfiree
Actually it was about monkweh vs supahawt firee
Yhh
Nuclear bomb vs. Coughing baby
Man.. i need change my screen protector… my phone is spazzing
Word of advice: it’s wise not to bring up Hitler
Or ghangis Khan vs. stalin
😭
Sorry
Aight, understood
Death battles is such a channel man
Epic rap battle of history
OHHH YEAH I REMEMBER NOW
Imagine pitting 2 characters that have nothing to do with other and deciding who wins based on arbitrary feats that aren't even connected half the time
Batman wins cause prep time
SpongeBob vs Goliath
John Cena vs Mr. Bean
Kiryu Kazuma wins cause tiger drop negates all damage
no one mentioned yakuza 😭
Rah, not being able to post gifs will be the death of me
dame da ne
Cell vs ash ketchum
lol I just got used to it
Lil Yachty vs Charizard
Lil boat vs lil yachty
I have Yakuza 0 in my library but still only have 0.5hrs of playtime
👋 hows it going then
I've got 40 hours in every game and beaten ever single one. I have 80 hours in infinite wealth
Even the spin offs
good for you, which is the best yakuza
What level to use gifs
I hear yakuza 0 is the best
lvl 10 in #memes, level boost the server for here
bro watermarked like hell 😭
I see
For mainline games Kiwami 2
The man who erased his name is gaoted to for a shortet more graphical game
I see
I wish I could play yakuza
but I don't have much to time to
I mean I have an entire 100+ steam library, I'm sure you have more
and 80% I haven't actually played
it's the goofiest one right
When it wants to be
there's many memes I see from that one
It's the one most people play before dropping the series
dame dane, 24 hour Cinderella, the Friday Night dance
ah okay
The main story is far from goofy
well I'm not surprised
I mean it's abt yakuzas
Japan Mafia
0 is my favorite story by far personally
hmm okay
Every twist was so good
No, but there is 2 TV shows
aw live action?
Both of them yes
No there is one tv show and a bad movie
Both are bad actually
what if esdeekid was on a hypersonic missile headed towards Wiso in lebanon but he takes it down outside the boot pings it to ekitike 2-1 mollinieux goes ballistic cos ekitike is on loan at wolves and liverpool lose
There was a theatre drama showing
idk one good Japanese adaptation
GG @mortal sage, you just advanced to level 25 !
damn straight
NEW COLOR BABY
The Amazon TV show is good if you've never played yakuza
Only if you haven't played yaluza
Majims gets like 5 minutes of screen time
ehh I'm lazy when it comes to live action shows
only shows I've watched that isn't anime is Rick and morty, invincible, and chernobyl
I don't watch a lot of tv
and two aren't even live action
and the other is extremely high rated and 5 episodes long so I had the motivation
so oh well
You can technically start with Kiwami 1, since 0 is a prequel game
Young Kiryu is such a throw off though in 0
id say neat hbu
I see
You're so used to this stoic badass and then suddenly he's some stubborn fool
Ooaoaoahhajjkffd
wait what
so the kiryu in 0 is not like the one in later games?
fantastic to hear, im doing all good soon gonna get to drinking
Yes, completely different
Both Kiryu and majima
Majima being the most notable change
so majima won't be silly? 😥
nah
0 is before they both get their statuses as legends
And still Kiryu isn't the dragon of dojima until after 1
im really upset actually
I see
Majima gets his mad dog title after 0 and becomes his iconic crazy self
Entirely out of choice btw
When aren’t you?
No crazy backstory to it, literally just because he talked to a guy in a cell and was like "I should be be crazy to"
??? huh I'm confused now
isn't majima crazy in 0?
No
oh I see
We see his other side
its different
Majima is still like that even now, but the mad dog bit is just by choice
It's funny
I see welp
I feel bad when you're geeking out on yakuza like this
and I don't get many of the things you say
lol
Bro, I would jump at the chance to explain yakuza
anyone not boring here?
yo
wazzap joe
I'm not boring
im good hbu 🗣️
ayy amazing im all good too thanks
Ello
joe do i have you on insta
i just found out ive had my vpn on for the past 2 weeks by accident
Spin him like that sausage gif
oh noo
idk probably not
Whats good
LMFAOOO WAIT I SHOULD TRY AND EDIT THAT
no one boring here fym
sent ya a req accpt it twin 🥺
fuck' cloudfare warp and its auto startup
hmm. Idk actually. I’m gonna be taking a test soon. Hopefully I can just relax after that
aye less less
chat how long have yall been heartbroken and how much time it took u to get over with
Its the weekend so absolutely
ive been vpned to ireland for months
bye
Shortest time was like 3 weeks
why the hell to ireland
isnt that like 2 steps down the road
what was the longest
Hmmmm
2 years maybe but thats because i wasnt going out as much
across the sea
Hit up a bar or something
Sybau Clorox
ive had one actual ex and i never got sad i broke up, infact i was the happiest i ever was
go drinking have fun talk to friends in person
Ts helps
Not all in the same day or today
drink and drink more
its been 2 years and it might take me more lmao
is that when u found out u were gay
Well my heart never gets broken heh….
Start fucking dudes idk
british people look at this and go "yo ireland across the sea man its hella far"
some break ups never hit
👨🍼
thats a crazy strat
no i found out i was gay when you came back to discord
Shouldnt
Vico are you 21
yes
vico is a unc
how do u know
Ill buy you a drink twin
curry on me vico
aye bruhh that much appreciated
Get on dating websites too
lmao
ofc straight to curry 😭
Me to you on jjs
ayyyyy
Didn’t i beat you once
aye man i know what he likes 🙏
idk if i have the time to actually go out and have dinner somewhere
I beat you 8 times
You beat me again after i get off pj and ill draw you
Are you gonna make me a fat chud?
Goku does not count
7
i think i can guess why 📸

i think these videos should be good reference for that drawing
im trying but i dont know man like
ur the hottest indian i know
i dont think ill get over that
just like this
I AM NOT INDIAN
i js be thuggin
new day new you joe
I’m not a femboy
How long were you guys together
hi mak

biggest lie in memeo?
we knew eachother since childhood dated for 2 years
hallooooo
and it somehow ended up not working
Sold
everything
Heya Pajamas boy
Never date friends gang
hru mak 
are we talking about dating
what’s the curry of the day bro
ye
Yes
it wasnt exactly friendship
Shawty help em out
it’s harder to let them go when they were ur friend first
she and i were basically enemies to lover kinda complex
ive never had a female childhood friend, i went to a all boys school so the only female friends i had were cousins
whattt

give it to me
boy my love life is cooked, i’m not the best person for this 😭
Hey Eli how u been
hie
Mine aint better gang
peegayyy
😭
Matter of fact shawty is the worst person for this
twinnnn
I was in a relationship like 8 months ago i think
HELLO????
did you love
the hate is crazy
Aye I've been managing I
nah
man it felt like eternity to get over her but its been like 2 years since the last time i talked to her @sterile arrow
Hby PJ, how're ya holding up?
Not really
dude my only dating experience was fuckin chea i have no clue what actual love looks like 😭
nun much just slaving away hbu
Yeah I’m just really busy
She was lowkey tweaking ab everything gang
Bpd and shit but i dont really blame her
you did told me that lmao
yoooo why is this me
good bro fuc her man
these the bitches you gotta headlock
Free charges
It was about like
don’t do it, ur black and he’s not
Damn near everything
too much now…
She complained about the time my boss scheduled me
how dare you
It can be a really sharp, double-edged sword but it's something to die for
Josh you genuinely belong in a cage
i’m sorry queen
man dw im fresh off the factory never had a relationship im fully clueless twin im in the same kinda boat
what did this girl look like
dont say that he'll get hard
hi lol
I’ll show you
fuc my message got blocked

My nuts lowkey hurt
if you show me somethin ugly bro im not gonna be pleased
your done for
similar, my ex would send messages and delete it and act like it didnt matter
Whoeber got my voodoo doll stop squeezing
bro i had a lump couple weeks ago
She’s also 15
Hello???
what
dude forget looks she was the worst person i have ever met in my life, and im not even exaggerating bro she was a absolute devil. i hated that hoe for around 2 years and i almost killed myself dozens of times just because of her
you can keep that one bro i’m ok
Oh
she would be always so confused and i was ready to hear but she never really told me anything
I DONT WANT HER RIGHER TF????
it means its ripe for eating
BRO
LMFAO
My gf is older than me
it disappeared couple days after but i nearly started crying i was stressed
bro chea is around uhhhh 17-18 rn, no?
yeah bro fuc this bitch’ we gotta nuke her house
so true josh
My ex would call me crying because she thought she looked fat a certain day
Joe find yourself a woman who can cook
how olds your girlfriend man
dude irl dating is so not worth it
33
?
LMAOOO
great age , approaching her prime
dude have you seen my latest cullinary experience?|
its a cheese, paprika powder, and onion sandwich
In your eyes 60 years old is the prime
What the fuck’ bro
Find yourself someone who values honesty
This how the Brit’s eat
Theres some fine ass 60 y/os
How old are you, PJ?
its a proper traditional broke egyptian meal
Pj just turned 13
She’s not actually 33 she’s 19 and I’m 18
I hope you're lying to me
for once im eating better than you
Oh well
estonia wins once more
dude she would like intentionally do something that will make drama and leave me blocked temorarily like an idiot crying so that she can study in peace and i just waste my damn time
Alright adios
This was my latest culinary experiment
you ain’t never seen a real gilf’ before im talkin skinny short blonde hair tired of her fat husband they haven’t had sex in years so literally any approach would be welcomed
Gotta go to a meeting
drooling
good ol vodka and slab of meat ftw
Okay cro.
//////\
Unhealthy relationship, why miss it
Don't be greedy now, share a little
One message removed from a suspended account.
eating mystery meat slices
Truly
this is the cakes the housewife makes and leaves it in the window so people can float towards the smell
i was so dumb i didnt realise it till i was like 2 months in breakup
do you think hes human like the rest of us?
Gotta remind yourself that shes willing to treat you alot worse than what you deserve at a bare minimum
You wouldnt even treat a stranger like that im sure
So youre better off without her
Don’t look for her look for better than her
Are you floating towards my pies Josh
you ever had a fat ugly bitch’ tell you how she hasn’t ate that day and you’re like alright eat then and she’s like “noooooo 🙁”
like hell i would
LMFAO
bro
i hate hate how them ugly bat fitchs pretend like their skinny
i would bro
I’m crying
dawg what
i dont miss her i miss the time but tbh i was lonely and she was the only one i talked with
dude when they dont drink any water for days then complain of headaches
Feeling you on this
LAOO??
And while I miss how those times made me feel
At the sime time, it was not okay
There's no point in lamenting over it
cya clorox
MILD MUSTARD???? MILD?????????????????????
it was cheap
byebye
almost said a slur who tf buys mild mustard 😭
it was like a euro, the cheapest sauce
i needed somin man
looking back at it i realised she never really cared about me having no friends because whenever i raised that matter she would just change the topic
ok that is pretty cheap
wait dms
@tepid crane @tepid crane
Flame how rich would you be if alcohol didn’t exist
i dont want to anwser this
well
toma's been offline all day, i found this super old meme of him and i wanna show him it
show 👀
hiii 
💋
lie
dms
Shawty
you like the same gender
@dull vessel how did the party go
Femboy goth Latinos are awesome
and
@summer reef
what
yo
idk

Yo
Hi???
split my head open
mf on some "yo"
Damn, that's cold.
so tuff
me too
Hmmm
I think I recall whoever that is but I'm unsure
basically i dated a wall
she would talk only if its something thats related to her
or
it gives her some sort of info
i dont reccomend this btw
Been there, it's hardly any fun.
Hearing nothing from them for two weeks straight truly does something to you
being a lonely fuck' that i was i didnt even knew what to do
solution is white monster and bench press
when the break up happened
“Low energy need sleep🪫”
white monster and bench press
for a whole month i jsut stopped talking to a lotta people
i want you.
I’ll let her know
alrrr
oh?
yes?
i shouldnt have isolated myself tbh
oh damn shes in here
once ya do that its over bro
thats my alt account
@tepid crane 
so hard to get out of a comfortable shell
hello
helo
i should make a alt and start e dating that, takes a real one to kn ow a real one
I love bodyweight exercises actually
wsg
im in class atm
Being in full control of my own body, that's cool as hell actually
i thought i would be able to raw dawg ts but it just hurts how wrong i was and how lonely too
nothing
try to teach yourself prisyadka
me too
Same
flipping heck
sounds like a YOU problem
@soft forum hruu ?
yeah def takes a real one to know one
probably
I started talking somewhat less with other people, to my own regret
all depends how ya isolate yourself but once you get to a point its impossible to be who ya was before
Wait I thought you already did that
Hmmm
are you my alt?
My legs are WEAK
my legs arent strong enough BUT i can do some of it
uhh get em stronger
No but donut is your alt
yeah his alt is called flame
nah u lowk shouldnt
is this flame in the same room as we right now?? donno the dude
yk i just feel bad for the whole situation and even her whole family for sum deep lore type shi
hi lol
yeah he might be closer than you think
im catching strays for no reason 🤨
it wasnt cus of me but they were going thru so muhc
damn thats insane
it felt like i shouldnt have but it still happened
like i wanted to support her to help with her family trauma
yo macaroni
never got the chance to
HI MAKKK
flamp 😭
mak tell me... when fort
hellloooo
after we play tarkov
OK FLAME
@bold cape MAK you should learn prisyadka
you were the first name i saw
sorry
what the hell is this
hmmmmmm
in 630 hours is crazy
squat kick dance
what bro yappening
I'm not gonna edate you
What
wsg pimp
peegay
herro chud
@summer pebble
Yes
shabbat shalom
Yeah yeah ignore my struggle bro and I’ll ignore it when you’re needy at night
Whatever
Bro like
I would
donno if ill make it to that time, thats half past 1am for me and ill be blacked out by then
Yeah fair enough
I don’t get what’s happening at all
Sorry?
Stfu bro
?
Stfu
Why are you like this
bum
Forever
Hahaha
And you ruined it
Synonym: Dale
i thought that was ROH
💔
Like usual
Good Morning!!!
Hey
😛 😛 😛
I hate Dale
i hate alot of things
Jai you’re so unpleasant

“Good”
I love you too
that is what i said
lol
Hi
this vc is questionable

scooby stop being crazy
what
sorry
scooby don’t stop being crazy
do what you please
?????
what do you mean covid started almost 7 years ago.
Aww man
what
what the hell
Hi
yeah what omfg
sorry
?unmute @worthy pecan
_floopers was unmuted.
im sorry for existing
THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO?!?!
hey lolz
Bro
hurry
Tired
For?
telling me what you want
Eepy
Stress stress high cortisol oi oi oi
thank you flame
i appreciate it especially in this difficult moment
hi
GUYS


